#pat answer

[xiphiaarts]

Okay, so i've got the fic brewing in my brain. Definitely want it to be Papyrus centric, but I'm considering maybe adding in a love bug Sans as well. Whether Sans is infected or not, I like to imagine that they would have a sibling bond (happy sibling relationship go brrr). That does the raise the question, if both ends of a soul bond are infected, what happens?

OhmygoodnessSSS listen I am not normal about any papyrus (or any sans so either way I'd be insane/POS)

OKAY OKAY SO IM GOING TO GIVE TWO EXAMPLES OF THIS, a romantic affection one based around my selfshipping and a platonic one based around Sans and papy

Two infecteds together in romantic aspect is the perfect and the worst possible couple you can imagine. A lovebugg can't infect a pat (what I call my sona) but pats have their own virus called LuvSick, a relationship between LuvSick and their pat is more controlling than the symbiotic relationship between a skeleton and their lovebugg parasite.

That being said, it makes a pat as obsessive, violent and possessive of whoever they're bonded to, and should they be bonded to an infected skeleton the two (or three in the poly aus) if them will be on top of eachother constantly. They're dependant on eachother for sustenance and are fine living their lives attached at the waists, though they have a tendency to shut down or freakout if their bonded is not around. The relationship is full of the reassurance and affection that both parasite and virus need to survive, but also may result in social isolation or the possible deaths of people around them. They're feeding off of eachother, consistently, to the point where they become more addicted to it than usual and would rather sit in a dark room with eachother than do any thing else. This is also true for parasite infected x parasite infected relationships, say, if you were a sansxsans/papxpap shipper

Now a sibling bond if two infected's is different, and it's likely that one sibling infected the other. Papyri are also alot more susceptible to infection because the parasites that latch onto their souls have more 'bugs' than they're able to give out, so in a house full of papyri they'd all get sick at a much faster rate. (This is because I hc papyrus as just a general power house with more magic than the average monster, so this also translates to his parasite)

A sibling bond would relate to them having a similar relationship to that of a sort of 'hive', they don't even have to look at eachother for their prime directive to be the same and they work together to achieve goals flawlessly, they feed off of each other's bond so they make sure to keep eachother alive and functioning properly, and are quick to ward off threats to their family member. Papyrus would be the hives mobility; carrying sans around, walking/driving places etc, and sans would be the meerkat/turret scouting out danger and destroying it accordingly. Sans Still makes his bad puns that papyrus pretend gets on his nerves, and papyrus still chastises his brother for his laziness at times, but they're basically psychically linked and cling to eachother when their romantic bonded's are non existent or not around. Keeping sick!siblings together is also a way to keep the skeletons off of a romantic bonded's back, but it may backfire and they may both hunt you down to smother you in their joined affections

#patramble #pat answer #lovebuggs #sick!papyrus #sick!sans #yan!virus #luvsick #selfship #THANKS FOR ASKING #GOOD MORNING #undertaleau

[canisalbus]

Oh and if that has been asked a bunch of times or already answered, dog pictures as payment

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#excellent dogs #pat them on my behalf #answered #captainorangejacket #dog sightings

[noodleblade]

My friend, gimme ur thinks. I wanna know how you think Brainstorm would react if Percy actually flat out said he loves him.

He would explode.

No but for real, I think skepticism would overpower Brainstorm. There's a level of self-consciousness under all his egotism, and I like to think its quite vast. He'd be immediately in self-doubt, even if he knows rationally Perceptor isn't the type to lie, especially when its about his feelings. He can't help but think the worst and because he knows better than everyone, hearing anything different doesn't go over well.

Even if they've been in a relationship for years, there is still creeping self-doubt so being confronted with the blatant opposite would have him shrivel up. He'd deflect, he'd doubt, he may even run and hide because Perceptor certainly isn't going to allow Brainstorm to misinterpret him. Perceptor is nothing, if not clear, intentional and when he wants to be, persistent.

It's....a tense few days- maybe even a couple of weeks -before Brainstorm finally lets the information sink through the various layers of self-doubt.

After that, he's a mess. Giddy, impossibly annoying and smug, very smitten.

Then he realizes he'd acted like a complete dumbass for about a week and very uncool, unself-actualized, and like a complete loser in front of Perceptor.

And then he explodes.

#honestly once the information sinks in he is so fucking annoying about it #to his friends to his coworkers to perceptor #“oh percy don't get distracted by your admiration for me” #< he says nearly dropping every explosive chemical known to man after Perceptor gives him the most chaste pat on the shoulder #simpatico #brainstorm #perceptor #mtmte #transformers #chefbeepo #asks #i probably should have waited an hour or two to answer this after waking up but you wil get my sleepy brain thoughts NOW

[bowelfly]

Favourite bug and favourite non-bug?

the answer to both questions is my lovely and cool partner to whom i am legally wedded as of last week :]

#no but seriously that is a literally impossible question to answer #gun to my head i couldn't even settle on a favorite insect order let alone species #likewise with noninsects #but idk if i HAD to give a pat answer i'll just say owlflies and shrews respectively #since i'm preoccupied by them slightly more frequently than other critters these days #but like 15 asterixes after each of those answers #but more importantly i couldn't pass up an opportunity to be corny as hell

[hyunpic]

hyunjin on bubble: im drawing and i started wondering why i even draw. so i can’t sleep.. staying in that period of transition. the reason why i keep asking these questions and trying to find answers is, i think it’s because i believe that it’s only those who love me, that can help me find an answer or a path. because thinking about and questioning things that you don’t really need to think about and answering those questions is contradicting in itself.. is what i think? (translation source)

#hyunjin #🧼 #skz #my baby.. ☹️ four am thoughts eating him hard.. #hope he can get some of the bestest sleep of his life after pondering and wondering like this #mentally patting his brain like buddy u work really hard now rest for a bit #also to answer to his first question of #why he’s even drawing. i think art runs in your veins and it just needs a creative outlet to get out and shine. #maybe that’s one of the many reasons.. #maybe u find comfort in the beauty of the canvas and brush strokes. #maybe u want to make people happy and warm with your creations

[jeetlebeetle]

~Yandere Lucifer loves Lilith, but Lilith still obsessed with Alastor, and Yandere Vox loves Alastor, but Alastor belongs to Lilith~

Ok, so

•Lucifer wants to kill Alastor because his ex-wife is obsessed with him

•Lilith wants to kill Lucifer because he wants to kill Alastor and also wants to kill Vox because he’s ALSO obsessed with Alastor

•Vox wants to kill Lucifer because he wants to kill Alastor, his bf (he just doesnt know it yet) and Lilith because she owns his soul and how DARE she take possession of what is rightfully his (hes delusional)

•Alastor wants to hide out at Rosie’s place and pretend that this is not his life that he is currently living

#rosie just patting his hand like ‘there there dear’ #alastor knows no peace #hazbin hotel #alastor #lilith #lucifer morningstar #vox #alastor x lilith #radiofemme #lilastar #radiostatic #staticradio #radiosilence #one sided radiostatic #anon #answers

[buttonhouseparty]

I had a customer in the bookshop today who was like, 'There's a book that's just come out, it goes with – well, there's this TV series called Ghosts, I don't know if you've ever heard of it...' I was like oh. yes. I am Aware

#finished the conversation with her eagerly asking me if US Ghosts was worth a watch #and me providing a thoughtful answer which was way more informed than a casual viewer would give #also funny that I nearly wore my Ghosts t-shirt to work today (but decided too chilly to just wear t-shirt) #would've been able to just gesture at my chest like when pat asks captain why it's always about war with him #bbc ghosts

[alasarys]

George and Carmen arrive at the Monte-Carlo Masters, 2024

#it's the rub and the squeeze #and the way he answers with a pat #neither of them looking at each other #just being connected #george russell #carmen montero mundt #tennis #2024

[get-hockeyed-idiot]

take a wild guess as to who took these photos I’m fucking SCREAMING!!! BIG DEW WHOS GOT YOU SMILING LIKE THAT !!!!!

#THE ANSWER IS LIL DEW #dewey 2 #yes I’m just raiding the wilds twitter for these #wild #Minnesota Wild #zach bogosian #pat maroon #ryan hartman #connor dewar #hartzy #Alex goligoski #deweys

[killeroos]

CWC23 - AUSTRALIA'S ON FIELD CELEBRATIONS

#a bowler will see heady and be like is anyone else gonna pick him up and not wait for an answer #cricket #cwc23 #cwc2023 #cricket australia #mitch starc #josh hazlewood #travis head #adam zampa #marcus stoinis #pat cummins #glenn maxwell #aaron finch #mitch marsh #loyal boys #my gifs #mitch and pat... finchy and maxi....... the loyal boys................... #likethey were in love here

[xiphiaarts]

Uuuuug  I’m already obsessed with the love buds amazing job

Speaking their language

AND AAAH TYSSMN DRAWING THEM IS SO MUCH FUN, I can't promise that won't make anymore 😩

#patart #lovebuggs #🦠💙 #🦠🧡 #doodle #pat answer

[canisalbus]

Everyone's talking about how cute raccoons are, and while i agree wholeheartedly, all i can think about it the time i was at camp and i woke up to raccoons in our tent cause one was patting my ass through my cot, and then another grabbed one of the other girls' hands and she screamed and our councilor had to literally sweep the raccoons out of our tent with the broom she grabbed to hit intruders with lol. we made extra sure everything was zipped all the way closed after that

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#I keep forgetting that raccoons are an actual existing animal that people come across like it's no big deal #as you may know I'm from Finland and we don't have raccoons here so to me they feel very ~exotic~ #same for opossums and skunks #the american trash mammal trifecta #also armadillos those are extremely cool #“patting my ass through the cot” how rude #answered #anonymous #I've said this before but would love to see an opossum one day they are Such Creatures

[little-cereal-draws]

I was going to make a post ranking how I think they compare to each other in physical strength (which I’m probably still going to do) but I wanted to know what other ppl thought

#i made a poll for the first physically strongest first but i this makes u think more and will have more varied answers #polls #bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts poll #bbc ghosts Robin #robin bbc ghosts #robin the caveman #humphrey bone #sir humphrey bone #Mary guppy #kitty higham #thomas thorne #Fanny button #lady button #stephanie button #bbc ghosts the captain #the captain bbc ghosts #pat butcher #julian fawcett #the plague ghosts

[sergle]

miss serg youre making rounds in the trans girl thirst circles and i salute u for it

congratulations to me

#thirst circles...... there's so much context needed but you gave me the basics #can go ahead and give myself a pat on the back for this one #sergle answers

[makenna-made-this]

Your chickens are as magnificent as the tags you show them off with. <3

Ajsdhkl thank youu my feather babies will be so flattered to know they have an admirer

#giving them all a little pat and telling them they are magnificent for you #beula #chickens #tiny fluffy dinosaurs #the BEST animals #my feather babies #i am glad you appreciate my multiple unnecessary tags i have all for chickens loll #chickenblr #birdblr #kenna answers #i call this reaction image 'henpai noticed me' #buff orpington behavior

[exilethegame]

"You were so in the dumps about it that Mom and Mother took note, and despite your refusal to tell them what was wrong, they both deduced it in record time."

... Can I ask how did Mother react to... that?

I had to go through the game to remember the context to this (it's when Syfyn freaked out and avoided MC after their first kiss), but...

Marcelle would notice immediately when MC is "off." MC is the Commander, and therefore it's Marcelle's job to make sure they're doing their job-- so, if they start slacking off for any reason, she's going to notice because it's not only her duty to as a parent, but a queen.

She'd have her suspicions on what the problem was pretty much immediately after she has a conversation with MC when she tells them to "get back on track" with their work. Only one person could make MC so sad so quickly, and when inevitably calls Syfyn in for also being all over the place workwise, everything would fall together.

She'd want to comfort MC-- MC is her child, but she's so painfully awkward with anything emotional that her attempts to comfort MC are always just a bit... off? She's awkward, distant, but trying to be supportive. She'll try and get MC to do stuff with her (Do they wanna play chess? Go hunting? Go horse riding?). It'd be one of those moments where you know she's trying her best, but she doesn't know MC nearly half as well as she used to in order to know what the "right" thing to do is in order to comfort them.

#answered #marcelle #marcelle's like the parent who yells at you and then to say sorry just brings you food an hour later #and pats you on the head #and then says nothing before leaving again