sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondhand embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.
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aren't you a landlord? why are you joking about welfare
Jesus Christ the reading comprehension website.
The joke was “I am my own landlord” which just means I live in a condo I own. ALONE. Which I clarified. In the post. Where I made the joke. The joke was I’m responsible for my own home maintenance.
Jesus Christ I am not someone else’s landlord.
Also “joking about welfare” I am making fun of the people who think welfare is bad and will hurt them. I am making fun of the people who are against welfare. Literal “how dare you piss on the poor moment” here. I am begging you to start paying attention in English class anon.
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I'm knitting stardew valley socks and I'm 🥹 he looks so cute already!! I'm just using a duplicate stitch on top of this sock I made to make the chicken - this is my first time trying it, I'm really new to knitting so I'm excited how this is turning out!
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Me when I see your very accurate chubby stv Shane art (I’ve seems way to many people make him skinny or with abs and I’m tearing out my beautiful, silky hair rn)
Listen…Shane in every shape is totally valid!!! So dont tear out your goregeous locks. We all just need to agree this man wears crocs with socks and khakis hahahhha
i referenced this photo for the shane with the abs just incase anyone is wondering. hahhaha
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fresh sheets & some friends ^_^
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it's 1961 and you're paul mccartney. your best friend invites you on a hitchhiking trip. he's got £100 worth of birthday money (worth about £1000 nowadays) and he intends to pay for you. you end up staying in paris for a week, the most fashionable city in the world.
it's autumn and you decide to walk around, lest you not forget, the most fashionable city in the world in socks and sandals
you're paul mccartney in paris 1961 and you're sporting socks and sandals
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Look, if I find chameleon-covered socks in a supermarket I am going to buy an inappropriately large number of pairs of them. That’s how this works.
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Ah, it’s so cold… my body is frozen…
Having a cute and funny idea, reader rejecting Prime’s cuddles because his body is too cold for them. Instead, they’re curled up on the lap of a segment that can control his body temperature and has become a human furnace. Said segment is simultaneously scared of the look Prime is giving him but also extremely pleased with your affection. (Segments have their body heat up from then on in case you need a quick warm-up.)
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