#p: jared leto

[sailorpixie]

Men’s style at the Met Gala 2023

#metgala2023 #metgala #karl lagerfeld #bad bunny #jared leto #ke huy quan #maluma #brian tyree henry #pete davidson #pedro pascal #p diddy #sean diddy combs #barry keoghan #simu liu

[calibabii21]

ngl, haven't painted since I did this in 2018. I wonder how much better I'd do now tho🤔

#z rambles #z's thoughts #z's odd girl tingz :p #jared leto #thirty seconds to mars #artist #art #black artist #black artists on tumblr #black painters #painting #artists on tumblr

[thebowerypresents]

Dogstar’s North American Tour Rolls into Brooklyn

Dogstar – Music Hall of Williamsburg – December 11, 2023

The ’90s revival over the past few years has hit a wave of nostalgia for the fashion and Gen X sensibilities of yesteryear: My So-Called Life, Reality Bites, grunge aesthetics. Actors turned rock stars certainly isn’t a new concept, but its heyday was in the ’90s, from Jared Leto’s 30 Seconds to Mars to Jack Black’s Teniacious D to Johnny Depp’s short-lived band P. That brings us to the three-piece Dogstar, drummer Robert Mailhouse, guitarist Bret Domrose and bassist Keanu Reeves.

After putting out a pair of albums more than two decades ago, the trio stopped touring due to other work commitments, but they’d still find time for the occasional jam when time allowed. And then 2020 provided plenty of time to rehearse and eventually work on what became the band’s third album, Somewhere Between the Power Lines and Palm Trees, released this past October. Finishing up a string of dates to support the new LP, Dogstar graced a sold-out Music Hall of Williamsburg on Monday night. 

They opened with the shimmery “Blonde” and phones were immediately held aloft to capture the famed actor in his other role as bassist. Singer Domrose did almost all of the (brief) chatting, which consisted of a nod to the hospitality and food they’d enjoyed in Brooklyn and a quick band roll call. Reeves let his instrument do the talking, especially on the intro basslines for “How the Story Ends” and “Overhang.”

While some shouted, “We love John Wick,” Reeves didn’t let it distract him from focusing on the music, barely acknowledging the catcalls. Although largely pulling from their latest record, they played an old favorite, “Flowers,” and encored with “Halo,” from 2000’s Happy Ending. While Dogstar can still reclaim the glory of their youth, the new, unreleased songs, “This Is What Math Is For” and “Lava Lamp,” signaled to fans that they have more material to keep them from another extended hiatus. —Sharlene Chiu | @Shar0ck

(Dogstar play Underground Arts in Philly on Thursday.)

(Dogstar play The NorVa in Norfolk, Va., on Saturday.)

Photos courtesy of Adela Loconte | www.adelaloconte.com

#Adela Loconte #Bowery Presents #Bret Domrose #Brooklyn #Dogstar #Happy Ending #Jack Black #Jared Leto #Johnny Depp #Keanu Reaves #Live Music #Music #Music Hall of Williamsburg #My So-Called Life #NorVa #P #Photos #Reality Bites #Review #Robert Mailhouse #Sharlene Chiu #Somewhere Between the Power Lines and Palm Trees #Tenacious D #Underground Arts #Williamsburg

[13eyond13]

A part of me wish that morbius is just a vampire parody film.

Everything I have learned about Morbius has been entirely against my will, but I agree that it would probably be an improvement on whatever Morbius actually is

#people need to stop giving jared leto attention as well #i mean i think he was a good actor in like... requiem for a dream #but everything i have heard about him as a person is the most rancid kind of vibes #also his band is lame #ask #anon #p

[reserwrekt]

Red flag from looking for friendzies: if they listen and heavily support a band or celebrity or whatever that's been definitely proven to have participated predatory behavior, don't excuse it. They're never a good person.

#white goths supporting Marilyn Manson #ppl supporting johnny craig or emarosa or dgd #Jared Letos weird fans joining his cult thats literally a cult not even covered up #bruh the damce gavin damce fans that said they were progressive but yet absolutely refuse to acknowledge the shit they've done #and i knew they were shit bc when Johnny had csa accusations all the fucking band did was bitch about him being an addict #and at the very end of their bickering shit they said 'oh and apparently he R'd ppl or something' as if they weren't fucking there and it #was an after thought to just add after prioritizing gossip and drama so tillian being gross did not surprise me #if a band mate is known to do shit like that theres no fucking way the rest of the band doesn't know so they are guilty by association #oh boohoo you have to give up a fixation maybe? yeah okay. take your time to grieve that you won't be listening to them anymore #and move the fuck on. you a jkr fan too? probably. #my problems with the alt community #theres so many fake progressives #i hate elitists #but you find vegan goth cults p easily too lol

[monsterbisexual]

i feel like maybe i shld change my insta icon 2 smth thats not actually me cuz i got like my real pronouns n shit on there n irl ppl can find me (who im not out tooo) but. in my defense its my fav pic of myself ever..looks like a fuckin bigfoot sighting blurry pic its the best

#p #that n the time i wanted 2 do macs cat eye (literally) from the nightman cometh #turned out ok w some help #but before that i got all frustrated n put a shitton of red lipstick on n around my lips #n in that pic i look like an even worse than jared leto version of the joker #the most hated version ever rly

[g4beisacvtt3rr]

1ntr0 p0st :P

Name: Gabe/Gabriel

Age: 16 (‘07)

I go by He/Him, im from england, been b4nned like 7 times :O

ACCOUNT TW:

SH & BL0øD

Mentions of SA

E D thoughts

D3pression, Autism and intrusive thoughts

Likes:

Tyler, The Creator, Childish Gambino, music, horror, Radiohead, Hannibal, Batman, FNAF and Nicolas Cage

Dislikes:

Jared Leto. Fuck that guy.

PLS BE MOOTS :D

#slef harn #s3lf mutilation #slef harm #sh cvt #self h@rm #self destructive behavior #cvtt!ng #cvtaddict #beansblr #styroblr

[raewritesfiction]

A/N: started with a mini imagine. Time to pad it out.

Plot: from an ask: “You’re modelling at your first Gucci show and Jared is performing but you’re so nervous and thinking about backing out last minute you don’t realise when he’s behind you. You bump into him and say you’re sorry and start looking around for an exit because you don’t think you be able to be as good as all the other girls. But he seems to know and starts talking to you.”

Pairing: Jared Leto X Female!Reader

Warnings: Language and Smut in the last chapter (P in V. Unprotected. Body fluids.)

Tag List: @jaseminedenise @nikkitasevoli @ohh-la-la-leto @iraniq @snewsome756 @vikki-rogue @amelia-in-w0nderland @pandaliciouz @crispyimagines17 @marie-is-blogging @bonniebird @nutinanutshell @opalowlsposts @louise-buchan @Amandalynngraves @amy8220 @lostinletoland @phoenix-is-closer-to-the-edge

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5 - smut

#Jared Leto #It’s all Gucci #Jared Leto Imagine #Jared Leto X Reader #Jared Leto Fiction #Chapter List #Updated

[therealvinelle]

I'm not sure if you're into fashion or anything, so feel free to disregard this, but do you have any met gala opinions this year? Do you have a favorite look or at least a look you despise?

I'm moderately into fashion? At least, I'm into clothes.

As for met gala opinions... not really, at least, this year's theme is the kind of theme that is a lot of fun for people in the fashion industry who knew Karl Lagerfeld's style, to the rest of us it's "Ah yes the uh (quickly googles) the cat guy" Which uh I guess Jared Leto must've thought as well, only instead of being funny or charming the way Heidi Klum's worm costume was, Leto's cat costume was just kind of try-hard and sad.

My favorite look would be Anne Hathaway, her look was high fashion and visionary while actually being a beautiful dress, sexy but not trashy, it's one of the few outfits to come out of this year's gala that is fun to see without being ridiculous. I liked it.

Apart from that I have really boring taste, I'm the "oh that looks nice on you dear" type which means Miranda Kerr and Olivia Rodrigo win ten out of ten for me while Lil Nas X (I'm an MCU villain now!) ranks lowest and Pedro Pascal (my hairy legs are out, that's how high fashion I am), Kristen Stewart (I look terrible, that's how high fashion I am), Amanda Seyfried (I'm almost nekkid :P), and Kim Kardashian (I'm also almost nekkid :P) are close on his heels. I hope the headlines were worth it, I really do.

#met gala

[marashi96art]

Since I laughed at you for not having the anon asks on, I'll ask you a question. :P

Aside from Titanic, what other movies inspire you when drawing Cleon?

I love Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock so much that I want them to be my celebrity parents. But they are just best friends and always have been this way since they worked on the film Speed (1994), and The Lake House (2006) 12 years later.

When I first got into Cleon, they were the only "couple" in my mind and I have been preaching this ever since. I think they are my core of Cleon, and I rewatch Speed every month lmao.

I've also mentioned a few movies on my AO3 log, and here are MORE honorable mentions:

Action Movies:

Point Break (1991) Someone recommended me to watch Fast & Furious series for RE AU(and I have), but this movie is the OG of F&F series.

The Gray Man (2022) Kickass power couple saving a little girl, together. I use it for RE4 era ref, and I kinda have a reverse AU of Claire being trained to be an FBI agent to follow her brother's steps and Leon is just a random college boy.

Mission Impossible series I was talking with my friend about how Hollywood cliche Capcom can be.

RED (2010) & RED 2 (2013) If RE9 is about the OG team reunion like DI, they will be exactly like these movies, grandpas & grandmas still kicking ass.

Fantasy & Rom-com:

One Day (2011) Friends to lovers…The drama. In fact, my newest art has used this for ref, and you will see it in 2 days.

Now and Then (1995) Teenage Cleon. Childhood neighbors, enemies to friends to crushes lmao.

What Maisie Knew (2012) Spoiler alert I'm planning to draw a series of this. I'm not into Cleon having children but if they are, I'll do it my way ;)

Life as We Know It (2010) Enemies to friends to lovers again. And raising a baby together.

No Strings Attached (2011), Friends with Benefits (2011) Not really into FWB Cleon but you writers kinda like to write this? So I rewatch them recently, well, it could work.

The Mummy (1999) You cannot tell me Rick O'Connell didn't reference Leon's design. Again, gonna draw this soon.

The Huntsman: Winter's War(2016) Pretty average, I only use ref for outfit design but Jessica Chastain is so beautiful in this. (But my ideal live-action Claire is Rebecca Ferguson, just FYI)

Far and Away (1992) LMAO I've always thought of this movie as the prequel of Titanic.

Angst:

Drive (2011) My favorite movie of all time. And I saw someone already draw it, I reblog it to my main account a few days ago. I will draw another one soon, my fav scene is not the elevator scene so, no worries.

Marriage Story (2019) Literally just rewatched it last night. I love the arguing/fighting scene so much, and it kinda suits my idea of how Claire will leave Leon for his drinking problem.

Wonder Woman 1984 (2020) I don't know why this movie got so much hate, but I think the part when Steve came back and later Diana has to let him go…Inspired me to draw Cleon.

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011) Directed by David Fincher. It's more for Claire honestly. But the Scandinavian scenery is something I long for.

Sci-fi:

Oblivion(2013), Edge of Tomorrow(2014) Both staring Tom Cruise. And I regret that I didn't go to the theater for both of them, at the time I thought the posters were boring, but they turned out to be really good, at least for my taste.

Not gonna put Romeo and Juliet (1996) on the list bc I don't use Leonardo DiCaprio for my Leon when drawing, I use Brad Pitt more, for he has a better fashion sense haha. Claire Danes is already perfect.

Some TV shows as well:

Full House (1987-1995) Uncle Jesse & Aunt Becky, just search them on Pinterest.

My So-Called Life (1994-1995) Angela Chase & Jordan Catalano. I Only use Jared Leto's appearance for ref; characteristically speaking, Leon is more like Brian in this show.

Peaky Blinders (2013-2022) For Noir outfit or Mob AU cuz why not?

Rougue One (2016 movie), Andor (2022) I love Star Wars and fuck…Cassian and Jyn are so Cleon-coded! I'm mostly into SW fashion, they have some dope jackets in Andor. Seriously go watch, Andor is as good as The Last of Us.

Ride with Norman Reedus (2016-) They got some cool bikes in the first season and Cleon bike date on PCH…My beach Cleon is inspired by this show actually.

I didn't even try hard to think about these and can still go on for days…Still, I think it's good enough for one ask for now hehe.

#my ask #movies #movie recommendation #cleon #lmao im getting ahead of myself #but seriously go watch if you wanna know more about me #writing them down makes me wanna rewatch all of them again

[novapark]

List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ♥♥♥

How about my current favorite punching bag instead? :P

Yeah we're gonna talk about Ferris. Mostly in regards to Medani Royal but a little bonus other stuff at the end.

@ardeney-sims and I call him "JJ" cause in the first few shots of him I shared with her he looked a lot like that trashbag Jared Leto.

2. In my mind he's one of those people that like you start to feel sorry for in the right circumstances only for him to do or say something horrendous and ruin any sense of sympathy you have for him.

3. He's basically the equivalent of a Count but his seat has only been recognized as it's own thing for about three generations, with the first Comi of Pyrat being his great grandfather. The founder was not a popular person with the nobles to begin with (in fact he was assassinated), so the house itself is not well respected in the upper class circles. This kind of adds to the chip on his shoulder.

4. He's extremely classist because of that shit too.

5. He appears in the "Sunday" chapter of Raskland as a teenager. In some drafts I meant for him to play a much bigger part in the story, with Ollie attempting to fill the role for him that his Uncle Balder had filled for Olin as a young man. Both boys have issues relating to their fathers so I had a whole side story I was gonna tap into with that. I went another direction with exploring Olin's paternal woes though.

#thanks for the tag #FerrisRask

[gummybear1031]

So I watched "Annabelle Comes Home" on Oct. 2 but didn't livetweet it 'cause my dad called. He got y'all's livetweet in real time.

Yesterday, I watched "Mr. Boogedy" and didnt livetweet it because it sucked.

Today! The randomizer picked the new "Haunted Mansion" movie.

It was meh. The Muppets did it better

Spoilers and recap of the livetweet below the cut.

Angriest not-a-ghost tour I’ve ever seen.

Okay, I would actually enjoy this angry ghost tour probably. We do a bunch of ghost and historical walking tours. Also, this hummingbird story is legit the kind of thing people tell me when they say they saw a ghost once. 

I like Rosario Dawson’s car and U-haul showing up during Ben’s angry not-a-ghost tour. Nice connection, Mouse. 

Thank you, Rosario, for being sensible! Yes, you leave the obviously haunted house before everybody dies. 

Fun fact: I was the “You’ll be back!” ghost (well, zombie) at a haunted hayride for several years. 

Priest Owen Wilson’s cat is amazing. I want to pet them. They’re so fluffy!

Fr. Owen didn’t read the book. Victor never finished med school! 

Action Guy absolutely reminded me of Abuelita with a chancla. So samesies!

Of course, the ghosts refuse to do anything when there’s a person around. 

Why does everybody keep missing the ghost in the rearview mirror? 

My dad also loves that show, dead sea captain! Like our father-daughter dance was to “Wanted Dead or Alive” because of it. 

I know Ben’s pain. Don’t want to be in the house because it’s full of ghosts; don’t want to be outside because it’s too peopley. 

He just wants to chill in your house and watch Deadliest Catch. Let him! *Ben opens door* Nevermind. Not cool, ghost. 

Danny Devito! YES!

Harriet the Psychic matches every psychic I’ve ever met. This is exactly how my sister does her stuff. 

They’ve already screwed up this seance. Don’t break the circle! That’s how y’all get possessed. 

“Here’s a pen and pad I purchased at CVS.” This is almost as bad as the Hocus Pocus 2 scene in the Walgreens. 

Ben, that is obviously some sort of ghost trick. That is not your wife. 

Constance’s husbands’ heads disappearing from the photos is great. But I still prefer Taraji P. Henson’s version of her. 

Fun fact: never leave your crystal ball uncovered when not in use. The sun may strike it and set your house on fire. 

Sorry, Jamie Lee Curtis, but Miss Piggy did it better. 

Is this ghost in middle school? Unscrewing the top of the Zataran’s like that? Also, I have the same seasoning in my house; it’s good, and that ghost should feel bad for messing with Rosario’s cooking like that. 

The candle that’s blowing itself out looks really … phallic. 

The product placement in this movie is wild. It’s so hard to take them seriously when Ben is sobbing the phrase “Baskin Robbins.” 

Hasan Minaj! Why were you listed so early in the credits if this is your only scene? 

Crump’s backstory is just wild. Of course he turned into Jared Leto with a backstory like that. 

I like what they’ve done with the stretching room. 

Winona Ryder? Are you doing a Linda Cardellini impression? Also, this is the worst tour I’ve ever seen. And I was once on a tour where the guy claimed the Civil War was still happening in the 1840s. Twenty years before it started. 

Did that spider just scream?

More product placement. I actually like Burger King; their veggie burgers are really good.

Fr. Owen Wilson is going to federal prison. Like, that’s a felony. A pretty serious one if you perform a sacrament. 

Prof. Danny Devito is obviously possessed. Ghost, you are really bad at your job. (Is scare people a job?)

OMG. It was almost the professor in the drawing room with the candlestick. Fortunately, Rosario saved the day. 

More movies need evil Danny Devitos. 

I know Travis is 9, but he’s the dumbest mofo ever. 

Okay. I actually feel really bad now. I got depression too, buddy. That said, you don’t think it’s weird your dad sounds just like the Hatbox Ghost?

How did Crump kill a mummy? Did he kill a bunch of people at a costume party? 

Is Fr. Owen riding Constance into battle? With her army of beheaded husbands? 

Dead sea captain got his boat! Yay!

#haunted mansion #happy halloween #31 days 31 horror movies 2023

[hepbaestus]

Thoughts on Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) SPOILERS AHEAD

I just got back from a 7+ hour trip back to my uni accommodation and the amount of Glass Onion tiktoks that I've been getting are astounding. So I'm going to watch it.

All I know about this film is that Benoit Blanc is very gay and is in a relationship with Phillip (Hugh Grant's character). (Is that canon?)

This was filmed during Covid? Nice.

That's the actress for Agatha Harkness in Wandavision!

Oooo she's a governor.

He FAXES??? Jesus Christ, that is old.

Child = NFT??? that's quite hilarious.

Breaking Covid rules? As expected.

I already love Peg.

DAVE BATISTA??? HELLO?

this is the best character introduction to a character.

Dukey? What a cute nickname from his mum.

The breastification of America? What a sentence. (That was also difficult to spell)

Hell yeah, his mum's a badass.

Oooo fancy.

This box is fancy schmancy.

I like their interactions, they seem really human.

I want to meet this Miles Bron. He seems like a fun dude.

"My beautiful disruptors." I love that.

Oh. Of course Miles is dead. Bruh.

Oh no. One of their friends is alone.

I mean, that's one way of opening it that's for sure.

Really? Among us?

Benoit Blanc has a bath fez? That's brilliant.

The old hags playing Among Us is quite funny.

QUIPLASH? AS IN QUIPLASH FROM JACKBOX? hell yeah

Haven't left the bath for a week???

That was Cain's Jawbone on the floor with it's pages missing. Did this fucking man figure out the true way it's supposed to be read?

I love the rubber duckie on the edge of the bath.

No one straight wears a bandana around their neck like that. Or at least none that I know.

The different modes of travel suits each character. Of course she's not wearing a mask.

I don't know if I like the accent.

The reactions to this spray shot thing? Especially Benoit's, you can tell that he's had experience with things in the back of his throat unlike the others.

Oooooo a slap band.

Oh she left Alpha?

Oooo the sad lady again. She's clearly pitted to be the odd one out, probably going to end up being the main suspect or something similar.

The reference to Social Network oml.

AYO?? GLASS SCULPTURES FROM THE SEA

Also the name of the island; Pisceshite. Clearly meaning "piece of shit". I love this film so much already.

The running across the pier reminds me of Mamma Mia

The necklace? Sure dude.

The tension between Miles and Andi? Oof.

Miles looks like he's just in pajamas.

I love Derol. He's just there.

It is just a rich-asshole house.

Oh the slap band is a biorhythm monitor.

Andi's haircut is really cool.

That is very trippy.

I love that the detective has so many questions and stuff about the island.

"Simple children's puzzles."

I'm curious as to what chakra the others got assigned.

Benoit's outfit. Bro that's a homsexual.

Not Jared Leto of all people.

I love this awkward wading in the water.

Benoit's uncomfortableness when Birdie sits way too close to him. Like can y'all not see that he's a homsexual? Look at the outfit for crying out loud.

Dukes is on Twitch? Nice.

So what I'm gathering from this speech is that I would hate all of them if they were real life people.

Evidently, Andi has some seeming common sense of humility.

Of course Duke also got banned on Twitch.

Peg's is just trying to keep her job.

Of course, hiding behind a statue with it's butt just freely showing.

Oh shit.

The superman tattoo on the finger. Nice.

Is that a Ronald McDonald painting series??

The classic red cup

Andi's outfit. I love it.

HE HAS THE MONA LISA IN HIS HOUSE.

The Louvre closed?

Derol's back! My boy!

There's always one that doesn't know the answer. He like me fr.

Claire doesn't like Klear.

Oh shit, Lionel really doesn't like this.

HE JUST HAS THE FRONT OF A GREEK TEMPLE BEHIND HIS DINING TABLE?

IRL Cluedo time

Already starting the game.

Has he already completed it. Jesus Christ, this man is good.

I wonder why people don't tell you the truth anymore .

Of course Take Me Home, Country Roads is playing.

The cool turkey bone brooch thing that Lionel's wearing on his suit. The bone you pull and whoever gets the longer piece is lucky/gets a wish. (That was the worst explanation of it that I've ever seen)

The Mona Lisa's protection thing is going quicker, Miles or someone's about to die. This is where shit goes down.

I knew it

Rip Duke.

Is he choking? Nah shit.

Of course they're trying to cover their own asses.

Now they're going to be moving everything and ruining the scene.

Rip Andi.

That happens at 10 o'clock.

That close-up shot of the Mona Lisa is irking me.

Hugh Grant!!! Man's is just baking for his boyfriend.

Trauma dumping to a random stranger? Like every twitch chat I see.

Why is Andi's body on the gurney and then why is she alive for the party?

A journal since she was six? The dedication of this woman.

Oh wait, sad lady is Andi's twin.

Fuck. No.

Shit so that means both Brand twins are dead.

The good ol' Ted Talks.

I love that Lionel was a substitute teacher before all this shit.

They all betrayed her.

Whiskey has no thought to what she's saying.

She puts on a front.

I love that she's just downing the 9% alcohol.

Serena Williams???

Peg. Poor Peg. Birdie doesn't give a shit about her.

Derol! Turns out he has it.

Ayo what?

Jeremy Renner??

I am confusion.

Oh wait, she's not dead

It's really cool that we're also left out of the story.

That's so cool oh my god!

That son of a bitch.

Fuck bro. No.

Something is going to get thrown at the Mona Lisa and there'll be a camera in it.

That's a cool shot.

Oh shit the hydrogen gas thingy that this entire building runs on!

What a nice fire show!

The car!

I love slow shots where everything is going to shit. It's surprisingly beautiful.

Finally they're on Andi's side.

I like the lil portraits during the credits, very Cluedo style

Overall score: 9.7/10 this is such a good film

Recommendations welcome!

#glass onion #glass onion: a knives out mystery (2022) #film reviews #film #film recommendations #film review #glass onion spoilers

[wellthatwasaletdown]

If you think this is inappropriate to post, please don't. TBH I feel like a conspiracy theorist. So I came across a reply to an ask in another blog about the whole Gucci ha ha situation. They thought that this was just a case of mistiming, but they pointed out that Alessandro Michelle captioned one of his posts with Harry as Platone/ Symposium(one of the talking points of which being the love between an older (adult) male and younger(adolescent) male). https://www.instagram.com/p/BxKgbULJKd5/?igshid=MDM4ZDc5MmU= that blog deleted these posts(Not sure why, they were not making any accusations).

Then came across this quote "He was like a Luchino Visconti character, like an Apollo: at the same time sexy as a woman, as a kid, as a man,” Michele told me, hastening to add: ​“Of course, Harry is not aware of this.”"

https://theface.com/music/harry-styles-feature-interview-music-stevie-nicks-elton-john-alessandro-michele-volume-4-issue-001#:~:text=He%20was%20like%20a%20Luchino,is%20not%20aware%20of%20this.%E2%80%9D

Then read about Jared Leto and his band and their cult( some of the Harries and most of Larries have striking similarity to those cult members).

I really, really hope Harry is just an idiot with no fashion sense and not a pervert.

He’s definitely an idiot with no fashion sense who just does what he’s told.

[ztenzila]

There was an alternative earth where Jared Leto was spidey... it would look like this Spider-Man the golden Spider-Man...I guess ... perhaps much better then his Morpheus role !!! #spiderman #spidersona #goldspiderman #goldenspiderman #bootleg #bootlegsuperheroes #bootleguniverse #spidey #2022 #jaredleto #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #marvelcomics #stanlee #steveditko #whatif #ztenzilastuff #thwiptastic https://www.instagram.com/p/CmAkf05qp1L/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#spiderman #spidersona #goldspiderman #goldenspiderman #bootleg #bootlegsuperheroes #bootleguniverse #spidey #2022 #jaredleto #aiart #aiartcommunity #aiartwork #marvelcomics #stanlee #steveditko #whatif #ztenzilastuff #thwiptastic

[28dayslater]

now that YOU have seen morbius, what do you think their reviews would be?

thank you hev it's true that i am in fact one of the six to seven people worldwide who have seen morbius! having consulted the sacred texts to find out who went my thoughts are thus (l-r):

foden: didn't get it, kept asking questions about whether morbius was dracula, enjoyed all the terrible fight scenes nonetheless. kept laughing whenever morbius drank blood in that same incredibly stupid way which set jack off and threatened to wake up hendo

grealish: "could that actually happen? like, if someone drank bat blood, could they get those powers?" no, jack, they couldn't "oh :("

kyle w-p: got extremely into it and genuinely shed a tear when matt smith betrayed jared leto and stole his secret vampire serum. the only thing missing in his eyes was a heart wrenching epic romance between morbius and Woman Character. well maybe in morbius 2

ollie watkins: thought he was going to see a regular mcu movie and was a bit upset when iron man and co didn't show up to save the day. tried his best to get into it but didn't really care in the end

conor coady: "so what you saying, he's a superhero is he? bat powers? wow, that's cool. looks great, everyone must have worked hard on it. that jared leto, he's a strange fella isn't he" etc etc etc

hendo: aggressively shushed everyone for the first five minutes then fell asleep in his seat and snored extremely loudly. woke up for the last few minutes and complained that it didn't make sense

luke shaw: hooting and hollering like a yank at the opening night of avengers 7 the ballad of loki's cave, could not if pressed describe the plot or name any of the characters, just happy to be there

mount: was eerily silent the whole time and didn't react to anything on screen except when the mouse morbius was testing the vampire serum on died. and then he laughed, just once.

i think this is marc guehi?: he was texting through it. looked up at the screen whenever there was a loud noise. not interested pal. he wanted to see the batman and morbius simply would not do

conor gallagher: took advantage of hendo being asleep to work his way through a giant overpriced bag of maltesers. repeatedly and loudly pointed out the stupid parts of the plot, upsetting kyle. he did think the vampire face effect looked cool tho

bonus round: who stayed for the stupid post credits scene?

kyle: would have stayed all day if the cinema staff hadn't had to come in and clear up the popcorn phil and jack spilt everywhere. ah, the magic of the cinema! headed straight to ao3 afterwards to look for Morbius x Woman fic (there are apparently three!)

ollie: was waiting to see if a mcu character he recognised showed up (they didn't)

coady: was just enjoying the comfortable chair to be quite honest

luke shaw: cheered when the random guy showed up to say "hey doctor morbius let's team up" despite having no clue who it was

gallagher: still had a few maltesers left to finish

in conclusion: it's morbin' time!

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