#oyster answers

[oysterdelite]

I’d pray to you fr,,,even call you my god if you’d like <3 ⭐️

Haha! Honestly it’s becoming more of a thing than I thought, it’s a much needed ego boost but also very foreign 😭

Like why did my dick just twitch bc someone begged me to absolve them of their sins

#oyster answers #oyster’s anons #t4t nsft #ftm dom #mlm nsft #t4t #ftm nsft #trans nsft #t4t mlm #t4t dom #religion kink #religious kink #god kink

[brittle-doughie]

Hey if you still do requests can you do some fluff and you can choose what cookies it is

Y/N Cookie Interactions

Devsisters technically would give you interactions with ALL the cookies so none are left out, but man would it be a strain on the GBs somewhat

Crimson Coral Cookie: Thank you..for taking us in, Y/N Cookie..

Y/N Cookie: Things had been hard on you and the others, I want to help. You are not alone in this.

Crimson Coral Cookie: Y/N Cookie, I…I don’t know what to say.

Crimson Coral Cookie: But…you’re the first and only land Cookie I’ll ever fight for…

Hollyberry Cookie: Y/N Cookie, there you are! I was looking for you, old friend!

Y/N Cookie: Old? We haven’t known each other for that long, right?

Hollyberry Cookie: Haha! That’s how much I cherish our time together!

Y/N Cookie: Likewise, Hollyberry…

Hollyberry Cookie: Oooh, you’re too much! Come here, you~!

Y/N Cookie: Is it true that your next book is nearly done?

Linzer Cookie: Yes! It just needs the last few touches before I can call it complete!

Y/N Cookie: I’m so invested! Tell me, does the king/queen really get together with mystery novelist in the end? I need to know!

Linzer Cookie: Hmm…sorry, Y/N Cookie. I don’t do spoilers. Don’t worry, you’ll be the first to receive a copy~

Y/N Cookie: No way, I’m so excited!

Y/N Cookie: I’ve been hearing that you’ve been up to no good again. Would you kindly return the stolen valuables, please?

Chili Pepper Cookie: What?! No way! They shouldn’t have left them lying around if they didn’t want them getting swiped up!

Y/N Cookie: Hmm…maybe that little “date” of ours will have to be postponed then…

Chili Pepper Cookie: W-wait! Gah! Alright, I’ll give them back! Just…just please don’t cancel…

Y/N Cookie: Thank you, Chili..

Chili Pepper Cookie: (blushes) Whatever…

Oyster Cookie: It’s pleasant to meet a friendly face, yours especially.

Y/N Cookie: How was the pearl? I did my best to make sure it was to your standard.

Oyster Cookie: Y/N Cookie, my dear. It easily shines the most out of all in my collection. I can tell it was handled with the most care…

Y/N Cookie: Yeah, I did. I figured you could have more use with it!

Oyster Cookie: (softly chuckles) It’s almost as if it was meant for me! Come now, let us discuss over tea.

#brittle answers #cookie run x you #cookie run x reader #cr x reader #cookie run #crk x reader #cookie run kingdom #cookie run kingdom x reader #cr kingdom #chili pepper cookie x reader #oyster cookie #oyster cookie x reader #crimson coral cookie #crimson coral cookie x reader #chili pepper cookie #linzer cookie x reader #linzer cookie #hollyberry cookie x reader #hollyberry cookie

[becca-e-barnes]

Beccaaa, I'm missing darkbestfriend!bucky so much, could you spoil me, please?

Okay, hear me out. I've had SUCH a fantasy recently about those aphrodisiac supplements and how much fun they could be. I've never tried them but I've been looking into them this week and it's on my list of things to do this year 👀

I'm soooo convinced these would be right up darkbestfriend!bucky's street and he'd turn it into a bit of a game.

"Are you sure you want to try these? I don't know if you can handle them. They're pretty intense." He's watching you with a hint of a smirk on his lips, pretty confident he knows your answer before you even say it. "You know what the rules are. We take one each and you have to sit there like a good girl. You can't touch me and I can't touch you. Whoever gives in first loses."

This isn't a game you think you'll be awfully good at but you're happy to lose this one.

"Got it. Give me one." You haven't always been known for your patience but being direct pays off this time. You take a capsule each, chasing it with some water.

The first little while is easy enough. You go back to reading your book and Bucky refocuses his attention on the show he was watching.

It builds slowly. You notice the heat first, originating at the base of your spine, fizzling outwards. Within a few minutes you feel it right to your fingertips but it's still bearable.

Bearable until the dull throb settles deep inside you. You feel your sex tightening and releasing and you've got no control over the flutters of arousal that have taken over your body. Fuck, you're wet. You have no idea how but you can feel it already when you press your thighs together beneath the skirt of your dress.

The heat building in your body creeps higher. You find yourself rereading the same sentence of your book over and over and you still have no idea what the hell it said. You need to cool down. Or touch yourself. Since the latter is banned, you settle for taking your jacket off, laying it neatly on the bed.

"Holy fuck, that's cheating." Bucky sounds more than a little strained, his eyes trained on the exposed neckline of your dress and your bare shoulders. "Fuck it, you win."

Within a second you feel his lips are on yours, his body slotting on top of you and this is exactly what you need. His hand trails up the inside of your thighs, groaning against your lips when he finds what he's looking for.

"Jesus, you soaked through your panties." He can't slow down. Not that you want him to. There's a desperation in you both that you'd quite happily drown in, given the chance.

Your clothes fall into a heap on the floor, along with his and although you've hardly even touched him he's rock hard and throbbing; his tip leaking precum that he smears over the slick folds of your cunt.

It's never felt like this before. You're so sensitive, you can do nothing but whimper. You don't know what you need him to do but you know you need more.

"Bucky please. Oh God, please fuck me. I-I can't..." You press your hips up off the bed, hoping to achieve whatever it is that you need but you have no such luck.

"Is this what you want?" He's overconfident, slapping his length against the softest part of your body, enjoying the obscene sounds.

As soon as you nod, he slides himself into your body, almost sobbing at the feeling of you around him. Despite all his teasing, he's convinced he needed this even more than you did.

The first few thrusts feel insane in the very best way. You can't stop yourself from moaning and you certainly can't help the way you try to meet his hips with your own, ensuring he's as deep inside you as possible.

"You've gotta be quiet, honey. Whole damn street can hear you getting fucked like a desperate slut." He's right but you're surprised he cares. "Open that pretty mouth."

You do as you're told, waiting for him to fill your mouth with his fingers or maybe spit in it but you weren't expecting him to set your own heavy, wet panties on your waiting tongue. "Gonna get you addicted to the way you taste. Just like I am." He keeps his hand clamped over your lips, his hips stuttering while he pumps you full of his cum but that doesn't mean he's finished. Not even close.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #Bucky Barnes smut #darkbestfriend!bucky #I've already got to tick a lot off my list for the year #I tried caviar #and lobster #and oysters #they were all on it #and I really want to try uni #and this ^^ #consider this a formal suggestion btw 👀

[mye-chi]

‎    APHVERSE ASK GAME

01. how were you first introduced to aphmau?

02. favorite main character, side-character, ship, and villain?

03. which characters do you think deserve better? which characters do you think deserve less?

04. what are your favorite episodes/scenes?

05. favorite minor character? like barely a fraction of the fandom acknowledges them but you adore them?

06. what are your favorite and least favorite skins?

07. best dynamic in the series? like, whenever these characters are onscreen your brain just explodes?

08. alternatively, what's a dynamic you really want to see in canon?

09. personal bias aside, who do you think is the best written character and why? 

10. what is your ideal ending for the series?

11. do you have a rewrite, character reinterpretations/redesigns, or any aus? if so, is there anything you'd like to talk about or snippets you want to share? 

12. which roleplay, excluding minecraft diaries and mystreet, is your favorite? (my inner demons, mod mod world, meteora valley, etc.)

13. have your sentiments towards any characters/ships changed over time? (for instance, you didn't care for them at all but now you're obsessed with them, or you used to love them but it's faded over time.)

14. if you could choose an opening and ending theme for the series, what would it be?

15. alternatively, if you could choose a theme song/ost for your favorite character, what would it be?

16. favorite blogs, artists, and writers?

17. any headcanons you're attached to?

18. is there anything about the fandom you dislike?

19. which character would you like to cosplay as?

20. you can only change one plotline in the entire canon—what would it be and how would you alter it?

21. have you ever had a crush on any of the characters? (and do you still have one?)

22. who's the character that you most identify with and why?

23. you get to design an official aphmau game! assuming money or time wasn't an issue, what would that look like? (for example, a visual novel, TTRPG, fighting game, etc.)

24. if you could design your own line of merch, assuming money or time wasn't an issue, what would you choose?

25. aphmau got a cafe collaboration! what food/drink do you think your favorite characters would be?

26. you're tasked with writing an official side story/spin-off roleplay (like void paradox, mermaid tale, upside-down story, etc), what would that look like?

27. what's something really interesting that you wished canon decided to explore more? alternatively, what's something interesting that you wished the fandom acknowledged more?

28. if you could ask jess one question about the series and recieve a direct answer, what would it be? 

29. any general unpopular opinions?

30. freebie!

#im open to adding more to the list if anyone has any ideas :3c these were just the first ones that came to mind #i didn't want them to be specific to any rp (like if you were a mys-only fan then it'd be kinda boring to be asked who's your favorite kid) #also if you don't want to open your inbox then you're totally free to just rb with your answers!! world is your oyster!! #( 🍰 ) ⸻ frills thoughts #aphmau #aphverse #aphblr

[uncivilcivilservice]

🦪

Loyster time 🦪🥳🥰🦪✨️🙏🥵🌊🦪

What will Armand and Lestat do with those pearls 😯🫢🫣

#thank you anon for allowing me to talk about our lord and saviour and his Loyussy #I'm so sorry to everyone who doesn't have the context for this #a misunderstanding lead to me turning Louis into a half clam/oyster type creature dw about it #it's so tempting to drop this in the proper Louis tag but I won't #answered #louis #vc shitpost #loyussy 🦪 #vc

[ghostherlig]

I actually dream of the day u write something bi-han/shang tsung omg...

ohhhh those two... they are so toxic in my mind fr- not that that's going to stop me from writing them, i do enjoy playing around with those relationship dynamics- esp since in my mind there's such a power imbalance between the two of them

the long-short of it is, bi han and shang tsung feed each others egos and bi han is very dependent on shang and his view of him to function well in their alliance- and shang uses that to his advantage at every turn bc all it takes to get bi han to change his mind is to plant a seed of doubt- aruashdfkjs

alternate version of them being a bit sweeter but possibly even hilariously like mk11 aftermath sindel and shao khan- literally "what bones of his shall i break for you, my love?" "mm. surprise me. <333" like that kind of so in love but toxic and cruel to literally everyone around them LMAO-

i am going to yap abt them for a moment bc i do have Some Personal Headcanons about the lin kuei and shirai ryu and shang tsung and how that all plays out post-mk1--

in my mind, kuai and tomas almost immediately separate from the lin kuei and form the shirai ryu in secret, cutting all communication with bi han-

and in my mind, bi han isnt happy about that, he does miss his brothers, even if he never admitted it to himself before that moment- it's also a personal hc of mine that bi han wouldnt have been such a shitty brother if it werent for the relationship he had with his parents- in my mind bi han was forced to spend a lot more of his time with his father and got to see things that kuai and tomas had no idea about-

think azula and zuko- bi han is his father's son, and his father used that to mold bi han into his version of the perfect warrior, and bi han shaped his expectations of himself and his brothers around that image as well

so, when kuai and tomas break off of him and "betray him" in his eyes, he's upset about it.

but he also gets shang out of it, and i feel like there's a golden opportunity there for some ✨One-Sided Codependency✨

shang tsung helps feed bi han's ego and personal security, which bi han needs now that he doesnt have anyone else to do it for him, and shang uses that to direct bi han where he wants him to focus. shang also uses the power he has over their alliance to get bi han to prioritize protecting him versus prioritizing the strength of his clan.

if they arent going to be toxic to each other, i feel like bi han would fall HARD for shang's intelligence and cunning. shang is so smart and he uses it for his own benefit, but bi han sees the practicality of it too and it just makes him crazy-

shang tsung would fall in love with how brutal and efficient bi han is- like bi han is very one-track-minded and shang can appreciate the brutality he approaches problems with.

and the two of them together? shang's mastermind with bi han's determination and brutality? they're a pair to be reckoned with, and it's terrifying- shang builds the groundworks for something evil and bi han gives him the men and the efficiency to get it done nearly overnight-

they both adore each other for their strengths but also see how they compliment each other and it takes a while for either of them to make a move but once they do their affections and relationship becomes so casual that it almost seems like it's always been that way...

god, thinking about them too hard fr... idk how quickly i'll be able to write smth for them but i will be thinking abt them for a while now, LMAO- i am sick so it might be longer than i'm hoping for, but i do have a few ideas in mind now.. arugrughaskdjf mk men ruin me 😔

#ghost answers #mk1 bi han #mk1 shang tsung #do they have a ship name?? #if they do i have no idea what it is- #also horrid awful thoughts of genderfluid shang tsung and trans bi han... #someone turn me into an oyster fr /j #bishang #coldsoul

[c---crow]

was discussing u yesterday w nico and said "my favorite thing about crow is that hes not white"

-@cuntboydestroyer

when i said wasian menace i meant it 😎

#i only know how to cook chinese food #tonight i am going to make soy garlic salmon and oyster sauce stir fry bok choy #and maybe steam some char siu bun #ccrow answers #cuntboydestroyer

[mixtercandy]

what if oyster cookie came out as nb?

I'm hitting Oyster Cookie with my Nonbinary Beam

#get nonbinary'd #cand posts #cand answers #sona #oyster cookie #cookie run #cookie run kingdom

[shaddy-bee]

9 ! for the ask game ! wa ha ha

#i didnt mean to add this imabe #but its #so fucking funny #sugg #as a real answer #sort of depends what you define as unusual #humping a couch cuishon? #grinding into my roommates clothes? #opening the blinds and getting off on the exhibitionism? #the world is your oyster

[mishapen-dear]

a silly lil comic for a silly lil headcanon

tan is of course a goat but she hasn't always been a goat and what if whatever she was before couldn't grow horns? :C improvise, adapt, overcome. gaslight gatekeep girlboss

transcript under cut

Viking: Why are your horns always different?

Taneesha: VIKING. you asshole. What was that for? Viking: Fun. Your horns are different every time I see you.

Viking: Why? Taneesha: I don't know what you're talking about. Viking: TAN. Taneesha: These are literally just my horns, Viking.

Taneesha: They've always been like this. Taneesha: Bye!

*LATER*

Taneesha: A! Viking: I KNEW IT!

#no one should ask her where she got those horns from #yes the answer is the same as where she got her head collection from but no she will not tell you #liar liar pants on fire etc etc #anyway if im drawing tan just know that there's a 99.99% chance this headcanon is being featured #i couldnt figure out which horns would work best while designing her for easy drawing purposes and #the easy answer is that all horns are the answer :D #and its fun and inspired the longest lil comic ive ever made so hell fuckin yeah #mishapen sketches #dominion smp #taneesha #vikingpilot #bonus headcanon: the world is viking's oyster #the world is also viking's chair #why only sit weirdly on furniture when you can sit weirdly in the walls too

[tickle-bugs]

If you need to talk about my adventures with superman my door is literally always open & I want Clark to be completely wrecked, he’s sooo lee coded

hoarded this so i could post a snippet of the fic i started for them. clois be upon ye:

Clark full-body shivers to the point where Lois almost loses her balance. 

“Are you okay? Did I hurt you?” Lois pulls her hands away. 

“Y-Yep, I’m fine! Promise.” He squeaks and gives a thumbs up, but his head remains steadfastly buried in the mattress. His ears are bright pink where they poke out from his hair. 

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Lois’s smile creeps into something mischievous. She leans down towards Clark and walks her fingers up his back. He lets out a small eep and cranes his neck to watch her. 

“Are you ticklish, Smallville?”

“Uhh…” Clark laughs nervously, avoiding her eyes. “I feel like no matter what I say, this is going to end badly for me.”

“You would be correct.” 

#bug answers #amazingmsme #they are EVERYTHING your honor #clark is so babygirl. i wanna squish his cheeks. #and LOIS??? LOVE OF MY LIFE LOIS LANE???? #I AM OBSSESSED WITH HER THE WORLD IS HER OYSTER #immediately after this im doing one where clark gets a bit of a mischievous streak and goes after lois bc my girl is so so cute #lois supremacy truly #everyone stream my adventures with superman IMMEDIATELY #it is not a superman show its a slice of life romcom anime that just happens to have superman in it #he has a magical girl transformation #this show is CINEMA

[oysterdelite]

After going t4t I will never date another cis person ever. Feels so much safer and there’s no weird pressure to conform to any gender expression shit (in my experience) ⭐️

Hell yeah!! Last person I dated was sort of cis? And honestly it’s. Much nicer to date t4t.

Most of my past relationships have been like me being the trans one so. I’d I’m excited!

#oyster’s moots #oyster’s anons #oyster answers #oyster’s boyfriend #t4t nsft #ftm dom #mlm nsft #t4t #ftm nsft #trans nsft #t4t mlm #t4t dom

[brittle-doughie]

Idk if my ask got ate up by tumblr or not - but my ask was how would the cookies (any cookies welcome but I’m interested to see the dragons, Hollyberry, Cpt. Caviar and Oyster) react to Y/N ‘s prowess in the martial arts tournament. Knowing Y/N’s normally a sweetheart I’d imagine some would be surprised to find out how strong they are

Hollyberry would be pretty proud and impressed with your strength! Seeing you display such power just tells her that sometimes a great amount of strength can come from the gentlest of hearts! Don’t expect her to hold back on her hugs when the tournament is all over!

Captain Caviar was shocked to see you participating at the tournament too, getting worried that you were going to get yourself hurt badly! But once he got a look at just how tough the sweetest cookie he’s ever known can be, he’s even more astonished, you fought like a champion. It’s kinda getting him hyped up if he’s paired against you later on. If there was any cookie he’d like to have the honor of taking on, it was you.

It certainly made Oyster’s day seeing a cookie she thought couldn’t hurt a jelly frog absolutely solo those pompous paladins, it was a sight indeed. Such power…she wonders if there was any way she could keep you around in the Republic as a bodyguard of hers. No one would suspect a wonderful cookie like you to completely deck cookies wanting a problem with her. May she..caress your arm for a second?

Pitaya Dragon Cookie thought they were seeing things when you were brawling with cookies larger then you and winning! But no, you weren’t as fragile as they thought you were! They’re getting excited as their eyes began to glow, they really wanted to see what you’re made of!

Well this wasn’t what Lotus was expecting, such a cute cookie putting up a great fight against their opponents. They were expecting to be bored, but came out of seeing your fight interested in you. They’ll have Hydrangea Cookie tail You once you leave, Lotus wants to hear what kind of wish you want…

Not bad, not bad at all seeing you fare against your bigger opponents, but you were still just a cookie to them. Ananas Dragon Cookie didn’t completely write you off however, you weren’t exactly as feeble as these other cookies. They’ll give you the time of day, but expect to belong to them when you inevitably fall to the dragon of dragons~

Well well, the softie actually can put up a fight after all. You can be strong all you like, but you’ll inevitably fall for Lychee Dragon Cookie, right? It makes them curious for what they’ll do to you once your soul in their hands, will they have you be amongst the slaves they have already or will you be special to them? Lychee could always use a strong cookie like you to totally keep them safe! Your soul will be theirs!

You were strong for a cookie, but Longan Dragon Cookie was leagues ahead of you in power. You weren’t as weak as the other cookies Longan has seen, despite that gentle, kindhearted nature of yours being a good mask for it. You were still weak compared to them, and the weak are better off as crumbs…so, Longan will take you into your arms. They will make you strong, they will give you purpose…

#brittle answers #cookie run x you #cookie run x reader #cr x reader #cookie run #crk x reader #cookie run kingdom x reader #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #hollyberry cookie x reader #hollyberry cookie #captain caviar cookie #oyster cookie #pitaya dragon cookie x reader #pitaya dragon cookie #ananas dragon cookie #ananas dragon cookie x reader #lotus dragon cookie x reader #lotus dragon cookie #lychee dragon cookie #lychee dragon cookie x reader #longan dragon cookie #longan dragon cookie x reader

[becca-e-barnes]

heyy!! can you do a dbf bucky caught masturbating? only if u wanna obv~!

No honestly bc the thought of a man masturbating is way too hot, it makes me so weak 🥵

I've probably talked about this before but it's delightful to imagine him staying over in the guest room of your house for a while and when he thinks the house is empty, he's taking some time for ✨self care✨, not knowing that you're still home.

I always imagine he's so vocal too so when he thinks he can be as loud as he wants, he doesn't hold back.

He's surprised at how badly he needs this, taking his time at first with just a few leisurely strokes. He's rock hard in no time, his hand wrapped around his own length, doing everything he can not to think about you.

Fuck, it would be so wrong to think about you. He knows it would. It's wrong to think about kissing up your bare legs or sucking bruises over your collarbones. It's wrong to imagine how you'd look on your knees for him, begging him to finish on your face.

No matter what he does, that's all his brain wants to come back to. He can almost hear how sweet your little moans would be when he rubs your clit.

You'd be such a good girl for him. He knows that and he loves it.

There's no harm in letting himself give in a little. As he gets hornier, precum drips from his tip and he's only focused on imagining how gorgeous you'd look beneath him, lost in pleasure the way he is.

He hadn't even considered that you might still be home. As far as he knew, you were planning to go out with your parents so he was safe to groan your name the way he wanted to.

Heat pools between your legs at the sight of him on the bed in front of you. The guest room door hadn't been pulled shut completely and when curiosity got the better of you, you were beyond surprised to see Bucky laid out on the bed, stroking his own cock and whining your name.

"Such a good fucking girl for me." His voice was loud enough that you could hear every word.

His hand moved faster, soft breathy moans tumbling from his lips and hanging in the air.

Your panties were soaked. Rational thought had all but left you. Pure need buzzed in the pit of your stomach and there was no doubt in your mind that you'd summon this image of Bucky every single time you felt like touching yourself for at least the next 3 months.

The decision seemed to come naturally to you and before you'd really thought about it, you'd pressed the door open and stepped inside, settling on the end of the bed.

Bucky sounded startled. Understandably. His cheeks were flushed, desperately trying to cover himself and make apologies at the same time.

"Bucky, please." You almost sounded timid while you prized the blanket from his grasp. "Can I taste you?"

He swore he had to be dreaming. This couldn't be real. You weren't actually asking that right after he'd spent so long imagining it. Is this how manifesting works?

"Are you sure?" He asked, not missing the way his dick throbbed when you nodded enthusiastically.

Bucky pulled the blanket back, grasping his dick again, stroking slowly. He swore he'd never forget the sight of your tongue pressed to the tip of his cock, looking up at him before you swirled your tongue around the head, gathering as much precum as you could.

"Oh fuck, that's it. Such a good girl for me, holy shit." He's lost in the feeling and he couldn't tear his eyes away from you, even if he wanted to.

Your lips wrap around his tip, sucking gently while he continues to stroke himself and he swears he's going to lose it. You hum your approval at a fresh bead of precum gathering over his tip but it's not there very long before you've licked that up too.

He forces himself not to imagine how pretty you'd look with your tongue or your face painted with his cum because if he does, this is over. He's determined to make that a reality but not just yet.

#asks answered <3 #anon #becca writes spice #dbf!bucky #dad's best friend bucky #I have had this obsession with seafood recently #more specifically shellfish #it's probably all the seafood boil videos on tiktok #I've been dying to try lobster #and I really want to try oysters #so I've booked a restaurant for next week and I am SO excited #I've been doing loads of evening shifts in my second job recently #and I probably won't get to go on a holiday this summer #but tbh I think I'm more excited about this #a couple of nights away in a hotel with a hot tub and a sauna #reading some books in a coffee shop #and dinner in a restaurant I've been dying to go to 😩 #eugh I'm so excited

[stim-sies]

📰 Stimboard of Jake and Skittery for @the-infamous-singing-pig-man 📰

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#dont ask me why this is guinea pig themed for I do not know the answer #it just Seemed Right #newsies #stimsies #newsies stims #stimboard #newsies 1992 #92sies #1992sies #jake the oyster #skittery #newsies skittery #newsies jake

[meirimerens]

hey sorry i AUHBi saw you reblogged my post and i went crazy autistic for a moment. im so gladthat THE Stamatin Twin artist approves of my peter doodle i literally almost screamed out loud. sorry i. dont want to be weird i just got really happy and YEAH thank you man your stuff is great :) (the mgs too, i rlly loved your kaz deathiversary comic)

also umm. question while im here...opinions on transfem rubin? :3 (if you have any. me n my friends just rubbed our noggins together and agreed on it but we dont know Why. so i was curious if anyone else has this hc)

TEEHEE GIGGLE well well now now i'm only one of many... one of multiple... multiple(s)...? i guess it comes with the trade... the twins are like beautiful pet moths. chewing through the linens... etc etc... the walls and shit too they're crazy about it. they're normal when you think about it. i'd do that too! i would. and teehee.... 🫶 i loved doing this years kaz's deathversary comic... fan of putting ocelot through situations... sorry... he's just so puttinginsituationsable.... WHELP! in the washing machine of plots and scenes you do.

and i don't know what to tell you on that brother it's the same thing as when people come ask me "what's your opinion on [ship i've never shown interest in]" like at some point i feel like i sound like a broken record. i will have the same response everytime and i have for years for the many times i've been asked. it's not a headcanon i espouse personally for myself and i think it's. pretty clear from what i'm drawing and writing but you can do whatever you want we ball. the point is that we ball. the point of the game is that we ball. the point of the game is that it is about interpretations and perspectives like In The Text. Narratively. WE BALL! rubin is whatever you want rubin to be. he's everyone's little plushie. we are engaging in parallel play... together... etc

#for example i am taking the peter plushie and putting his ass in the washing machine i am #i love you i do and i'm so glad you're having fun but one day i'm gonna make a collage of all the times #someone has come and asked me “what's your opinion on [ship i've never shown interest in/hc i've never hinted at being into]” #and how every single time by answer is. the world is your oyster and we ball. free website. we ball. #trans hcs beautiful. chefs kiss. go forth and be merry. i might not espouse it #but we in the same field just frolicking in different patches of grass. brothers in arms. #but my response. will always be the same. we ball. do whatever #my stance is that as long that it's legal and not bigoted we ball. we are merry. #ring ring (answers) #autismsupersoldier