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deythbanger · 5 years

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By DeYtH Banger If you are liar… you going into the fucking hell hole ….. I don't give a fuck are you religious or not. If you get offended or over sensitive… and you get easily offended…. COME ON FUCKER DON'T YOU READ THE MESSAGE… COMEDY IS NOT FOR YOU GO TO YOUR FUCKING MOMMY People are undifferent… ugly… all of them have problem… there are one of the fancy one humans who say if you not selling you can't sum up… people… yes… I can… YES I CAN If you drunk… alcoholic… self-esteem issues… drugs… that for sure dpesn't make you noney expert investor or even a judge sorry but fpr president you won't be taken. There are people who start to tell stories there was a guy with obstacles and obsession.. then he started meeting girls with the same name over and over and over… OKAY FUCK THIS GUY AND HIS OBSESSION WHAT HE IS A A GUY WITH SERIOUS ISSUES! Fuck people's hobbies… fuck people interest.. because they ain't indivuduals but masses. I just said to drug addicts put into a drink of a girl… excatazy.. it's date rape and they said you went too far… You can't say that! I went to near and definetly fuck off you jackoff why? Low calibrated… low degradable... bitch! Come on stop masturbating you gonna get vision and teeth problems… Losing vision and defibetly teeth! You can google it up… you can step it up once in your life you angry lottle midgets always wanting and desiring to know and learn but as always failing with the start. I got misophonia which means I get easily annoyed by people who eat and breath loudly… chew loudly and let's re-shape it… rewire it and re-design it I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT Let's make it fun and complex after life is all about this… Making it complex.. not simple… We overstress We overdepress We overthink We overeat We always make easy shit into complex so that's how it starts the case of the serial killer drinking blood of animals, injecting into hinself blood from animals…. We are talking about holy spirit mirscle .. let's say God exist for tge sake of the argument and look what freak has joined the show? DID YOU KNOW THAT Ted Bundy had a chance to be a Governor… Even if you don't know that just keep lights on BECAUSE BTK killer was an alarm installer guy… Look how fucked up is the guys we think and pay to secure are the same freaks who desire our wirst destiny… I won't blame society… I will blame Government they have low budget of financing freaks aka Serial Killers. Nothing makes it more interesting than finding out that there is "Dating Game Killer" and nothing more kills the arousal of attraction when we wonen give the wrong signals to the wrong guys. I started searching meaning in life out of jerk off and masturbating and semen digestion… I went as far as reading Dacraphilia is arousal from tears.. not from the motive but fron the process to pop out of your tears… Somebody gets hard-on why somebody is sad and that's how God creates Drama and Tragedy in this playground. Spectrophilia is the moment you believe ghost can rape you and get hard ons from invisible things… We are talking about whole new fucking level of lunatic. Actromophilia I thought about this thing about fucking a girl with no legs.. or no hands.. because out of statistic standpoint… but so far there is a whole illness you get aroused from stump of amputee and it's called Actromophilia. Zoophilia we got… we got Melisophilia bot are shitty doses… The one is attraction to animals the others to insects… YEAH GOD MADE A MISTAKE THAT WHAT I CAN SAY AND I THINK RIGHT NOW ABOUT

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pennymakr · 6 years

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Things I Wonder On Any Given Day, vol. 50 - My Favorite 50.

1. Why your voice is pitch perfect and Grammy-awesome with the radio blasting (vol 1)

2. How further advanced civilization would be if humans only required 2 hours of sleep per day (vol 1)

3. How do you create a new font? (vol 2)

4. If people ever wonder that this life is the heaven (vol 2)

5. Is a pair of scissors one thing, or two things? (vol 3)

6. When I see and interact with strangers throughout the day, how often I say to myself, “I will literally never see that person again.” (vol 5)

7. How in texts, that simply saying “Haha” is almost dismissive, but add just an extra ‘ha’ and saying “Hahaha” expresses complete and utter hilarity. (vol 7)

8. In Step Brothers, that their theory to make room for activities was ultimately “debunked”. (vol 7)

9. Why aren’t there multiple choice answers that start with “All of the Below” instead of ending with “All of the Above”? Switch it up a little. (vol 8)

10. When someone says, “You’ll need to call ahead of time”… which is opposed to calling when? After? (vol 9)

11. That fast-food drive-thru’s should give customers the option of a car wash in between ordering and receiving your food. I mean, you’re just sitting there anyway. Convenient as hell. (vol 9)

12. If eye doctors just test themselves for new contacts/eyeglasses… Or do they still have another eye doctor ask, “What’s better, 1 or 2?... 1?............... or 2?” (vol 9)

13. Why there’s always a negative stigma behind “Talking behind someone’s back”. People do it to receive third-party, unbiased, fresh-to-death viewpoints in order to properly assess the situation in whole, rather than reacting rashly, hastily, and possibly regrettably, to the original someone’s front. (vol 10)

14. Ariana Grande dating Big Sean is like if Emily Rios ever dated River Phoenix. (vol 11)

15. Some < Full… but, Awesome > Awful. (vol 11)

16. How dancing fascinates me. It’s simply your natural reaction to the sound of music. But having rhythm is the wildcard, because rhythm is a dancer. (vol 11)

17. In the year 1992, if you wanted to know the age of a B-List celebrity… say, Fred Ward from the movie ‘Tremors’. How would you obtain that information? I wonder, because I believe you could find out Tom Hanks’ age via Britannica Encyclopedia. But Fred Ward’s? It might have taken days to find out. Incredible. (vol 12)

18. About the credit card Discover’s choice of slogan, “We treat you, like you treat you.” Because I’m not so sure about that. We are overworked, overstressed, overweight, overmedicated and overdepressed ... We're intolerant, breed indifference and incompetence which results in inequality ... We lack self-confidence and self-discipline, in order to have more self-respect ... So I wonder, how good is Discover's customer service reallllllllly? (vol 12)

19. About people who lick their fingers in order to turn a page. Your fingers can’t taste good and there has to be a better way. (vol 13)

20. How everyone loves food from food trucks, right? So why can’t they drive around neighborhoods, play awesome music and attract customers like ice cream trucks do? (vol 13)

21. When people say, “Sorry, but not to change the subject” – then they do exactly that. It’s quite similar to saying “No offense, but…” (vol 15)

22. Are there people coming up with new nursery rhymes? Or are they done? Three Blind Mice and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The Muffin Man and Little Boy Blue are what we’re stuck with forever? (vol 15)

23. What kind of maniac actually killed two birds with one stone? Why are you throwing stones into the air? (vol 16)

24. When I’ll run out of stupid thoughts. (vol 16)

25. What the hell is a ‘zigazig-ah’ that the Spice Girls wanted or wanted to do. (vol 17)

26. That the first time I heard an angel was Mya’s verse in ‘Ghetto Superstar’ (vol 19)

27. If someone kept looking at you on an airplane, would you call it a flight of stares? (vol 20)

28. That when someone comes over to show me a funny video on their phone, I instantly expect it not to be as funny as they think it is. By at least half as funny… (vol 20)

29. If “sammies” are a common moniker for sandwiches, why aren’t “sallies” a nickname for salads? Cafes can have a cute lunchtime or happy hour special and call it, “When Sammy Met Sally…. 10 Bucks” (vol 22)

30. If anyone eats the strings off a peeled banana without hesitation or disgust (vol 23)

31. If fruit salads will ever become so popular that we’ll have to call the typical salad, “vegetable salads” (vol 23)

32. How awkward the San Francisco football team name would be if they discovered gold 20 years later. (vol 23)

33. If a stretched-out circle is an oval, and a stretched-out square is a rectangle, why is a stretched-out triangle still a triangle? (vol 26)

34. Would Jack Black + Barry White = Jack White holding a Blackberry? (vol 29)

35. The runner-up choice name for companies and products. (vol 30)

36. If Venus Williams married Bruno Mars. (vol 30)

37. The inverse proportion of celebrating people falling in love to not generally accepting and/or looking down upon people falling out of love. The latter needs a little boost. (vol 30)

38. If it’s still called tap water after leaving the tap, is it still called bottled water if it leaves the bottle? (vol 31)

39. Who doesn’t make Freddy Krueger fingers when they eat Bugles (vol 33)

40. The number of love letters crumbled up and thrown away, but would’ve worked if they sent them. Or, the number of love letters that didn’t reach the recipient – and the sender just assumed it was not to be. (vol 33)

41. How many people roll on deodorant under both armpits by just holding the stick with one hand, instead of switching hands for opposite pits. (vol 35)

42. If Justin Timberlake went to the store to get a caffeinated drink, would he be bringin’ PepsiBack? (vol 37)

43. That you feel like if every driver on the road was you, that there would be no traffic at all. (vol 38)

44. When someone states an emotion rather than expressing it, such as “I’m angry” or “That’s funny” has to be only a 5 out of 10 on an intensity scale. (vol 39)

45. When newscasts show overweight people walking down the street, only from the neck down … how many people embarrassingly realize “Oh shit… that was me.” (vol 40)

46. By the laws of physics, you cannot seesaw by yourself. Then, the movie premiered. Now, you can see Saw by yourself. (vol 43)

47. If we can deposit personal checks into banks with our smart phones, when will we be able to take selfies and renew our driver licenses remotely? (vol 44)

48. If I ever have been in an airport bathroom without a janitor present (vol 46)

49. If the mirrors in department stores are also called self-checkouts (vol 48)

50. How my contact name is entered in every person’s phone that has my number. (vol 49)

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