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joslincox · 4 months
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5 Radical Quotes in Osmosis Jones vs. The Future
1. Ozzy: Wait a minute, Mr. Gluteus, are you telling me that it's 8:25?
Gluteus: Precisely.
Ozzy: Damn! I'm late for school.
2. Hector: You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!
3. Gluteus: Party on, dudes!
4. Randy: Seriously, who are you gonna call?!
Spryman, Christine, and Travis: Ghostbusters!
5. Ozzy: (chuckles) We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are pretty good at hiding it, that all."
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yandere-toons · 2 years
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CURRENT FANDOMS
-- Alphabetised by Title --
★ No need to limit yourself to what's here! This is more of a formality than anything concrete.
Novels:
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Dune
Durarara!!
The Great Gatsby
The Hobbit
The Hunger Games
IT
The Lord of the Rings
Mortal Engines
No Country for Old Men
Percy Jackson & the Olympians
Ready Player One
The Silence of the Lambs
A Song of Ice and Fire
Star Wars: Dark Disciple
Comics & Manga:
Beastars
Blue Exorcist
Boku no Hero Academia
Death Note
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba
Disney Duck Comics
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
Kamonohashi Ron no Kindan Suiri
Scott Pilgrim
Soul Eater
Tokyo Ghoul
The Transformers: More than Meets the Eye
Watchmen
Films:
Accepted (2006)
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl
Airplane!
The Angry Birds Movie
Argylle
Austin Powers
Back to the Future
The Bad Guys (2022)
Bad Ronald (1974)
Bad Taste (1987)
Balto (1995)
Bambi (1942)
Bambi II (2006)
The Banana Splits Movie
Barbie (2023)
Batman Begins
Batman Forever
The Beekeeper (2024)
Beetlejuice (1988)
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon
Big Hero 6
Black Christmas (1974)
The Black Phone
The Book of Life
Brave (2012)
Brother Bear
A Bug's Life
Bullet Train (2022)
Cars (2006)
Chickenhare and the Hamster of Darkness
Chicken Little
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
Con Air (1997)
Coneheads
Coraline
Corpse Bride
Cowboys & Aliens
The Dead Don't Die
Deadpool (2016)
Deadpool & Wolverine
Despicable Me
Detective Pikachu
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
Dracula: Dead and Loving It
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Elemental
The Emperor's New Groove
Encanto
Enchanted
Exchange Student Zero
An Extremely Goofy Movie
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Fast & Furious Saga
Fear Street Trilogy (2021)
FernGully: The Last Rainforest
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)
Free Guy (2020)
Frozen (2013)
Galaxy Quest (1999)
Ghost Rider (2007)
Glass Onion
Godzilla
A Goofy Movie
Grease (1978)
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
The Happytime Murders
Haunted Mansion
Hellboy (2004)
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Hercules (1997)
The Hobbit Trilogy
Hocus Pocus
Holes (2003)
Home (2015)
Home Alone (1990)
Hotel Transylvania
Howard the Duck (1986)
How to Train Your Dragon
The Hunger Games
Ice Age
The Incredibles
Inside Out
IT (2017)
John Wick
The Jungle Book (1967)
Jurassic Park
Jurassic World
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Knives Out
Kung Fu Panda
Legally Blonde
The LEGO Batman Movie
The LEGO Movie
The LEGO Ninjago Movie
The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special
LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation
Lift (2024)
Lilo & Stitch
The Lion King (1994)
The Lion King II: Simba's Pride
Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
The Lorax (2012)
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Luca (2021)
Luck (2022)
Mad Max Saga
The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
Mean Girls (2004)
Meet the Feebles
The Meg
Meg 2: The Trench
Megamind
Minions: The Rise of Gru
Mission: Impossible
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
The Mitchells vs. the Machines
Monkey King Reborn
Monsters, Inc.
Monsters University
Monsters vs. Aliens
Mulan (1998)
My Little Pony: A New Generation
My Little Pony: The Movie (2017)
Napoleon Dynamite
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Night at the Museum
The Nightmare Before Christmas
No Country for Old Men
NOPE (2022)
Onward
Open Season (2006)
Osmosis Jones
Over the Hedge
Pacific Rim
Paddington
Penguins of Madagascar (2014)
The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Planet of the Apes
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
Rango
Ready Player One (2018)
Renfield
Return to Oz
Rio (2011)
Rise of the Guardians (2012)
Road House
The Road to El Dorado
RoboCop (1987)
Robots (2005)
Rock Dog
Ron's Gone Wrong
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
Shark Tale
Shaun of the Dead
Shrek
Sing (2016 & 2021)
Small Soldiers (1998)
Sonic the Hedgehog
Spaceballs
Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money
Space Jam
Spider-Verse Trilogy
Spies in Disguise
Star Trek
Star Wars
Storks (2016)
The Suicide Squad (2021)
The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Surf's Up
The Terminator
Titanic (1997)
Toy Story
Treasure Planet (2002)
Trolls (2016)
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Turning Red
Vivo (2021)
Whiplash
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
Wreck-It Ralph
X-Men
“ASTEROID CITY”
TV Series & Web Series:
The Adventures of Sam & Max: Freelance Police
The Adventures of Teddy Ruxpin
Adventure Time
Alvin and the Chipmunks
The Amazing World of Gumball
American Dad!
American Dragon: Jake Long
American Gods
Amphibia
Animaniacs
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Ash vs Evil Dead
Barry (HBO)
Bates Motel
The Batman (2004)
Batman: The Animated Series
Better Call Saul
Big City Greens
Bigtop Burger
Black Clover
Bluey
Bob's Burgers
BoJack Horseman
Breaking Bad
Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Camp Camp
Carmen Sandiego
Cars on the Road
Clone High
Codename: Kids Next Door
Count Duckula
Courage the Cowardly Dog
The Cuphead Show!
Danger Mouse
Danny Phantom
Dan Vs.
Darkwing Duck
The Devil Is a Part-Timer!
Dexter's Laboratory
Dinosaurs
Diriliş: Ertuğrul
Doctor Who
Dogs in Space
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
Dorohedoro
Duck Dodgers
DuckTales (1987 & 2017)
Exchange Student Zero
Freakazoid!
Frieren: Beyond Journey's End
Futurama
Game of Thrones
Gargoyles
Good Omens
Goosebumps
Gotham
Gravity Falls
Green Eggs and Ham (Netflix Series)
Gregory Horror Show
The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy
Grimm
Happy Tree Friends
Harley Quinn
Hazbin Hotel
Helluva Boss
Hero: 108
House of the Dragon
Inside Job (2021)
Inspector Gadget (1983)
Invader ZIM
Kim Possible
King of the Hill
The Lion Guard
Looney Tunes
The Looney Tunes Show
Love, Death & Robots
Making Fiends
The Mandela Catalogue
Max Headroom
the middle.
Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series
Milo Murphy's Law
Mob Psycho 100
Modern Family
Monkie Kid
Monsters at Work
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Mystery Skulls Animated
Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu
The Office
OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes
Our Flag Means Death
Overlord
The Owl House
Peaky Blinders
The Penguins of Madagascar
Phineas and Ferb
Pinky and the Brain
Popee the Performer
The Powerpuff Girls
Primal
The Proud Family
Regular Show
The Righteous Gemstones
Salad Fingers
Samurai Jack
The Sandman
Schitt's Creek
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
Shameless
Shaolin Wuzang
Silicon Valley
Silly Symphony
The Simpsons
Sonic Prime
Sonic X
Soul Eater
Space Force
SpongeBob SquarePants
Spooky Month
Star Trek
Star vs. the Forces of Evil
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Static Shock
Succession
Superjail!
Superstore
Tabaluga
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teen Titans (2003)
Tiny Toon Adventures
Tom and Jerry
Total Drama
Transformers: Prime
True Detective
Twin Peaks
The Umbrella Academy
Underverse
Villainous
The Walking Dead
Wander Over Yonder
We Bare Bears
Welcome Home
What If...?
X-Men: Evolution
Xiaolin Showdown
The Yogi Bear Show
Zig & Sharko
Zom 100: Bucket List of the Dead
Music:
Gorillaz
The Purple People Eater
Board Games:
Monopoly
Video Games:
At Dead of Night
Batman: The Enemy Within
Borderlands
Crash Bandicoot
Cuphead: Don't Deal with the Devil
Danganronpa
Deltarune
Destroy All Humans!
Dialtown
Dino Crisis
Don't Starve
Eloquent Countenance
Fallout: New Vegas
Far Cry
Five Nights at Freddy's
Friday Night Funkin'
God of War
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
Grand Theft Auto V
Guardians of the Galaxy: The Telltale Series
John Doe
L.A. Noire
LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga
Lollipop Chainsaw
Lucius
Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy
Mass Effect
MazM: Jekyll and Hyde
Middle-earth: Shadow of War
Monkey Island
Monster Prom
Mortal Kombat
Naughty Bear
Nicktoons Unite!
Oddworld
Outlast
PaRappa the Rapper
Pathologic
Psychonauts
Rampage: Total Destruction
Ratchet & Clank
Red Dead Revolver
Resident Evil
Road 96
Silent Hill
Slime Rancher
Smile For Me
Sonic the Hedgehog
Total War: Warhammer III
Uncharted
Undertale
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thessalian · 5 years
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Thess vs Familiar Faces
American Horror Story: one of those shows where ... well, if you’re me, you have to stop for a moment, even if the scene is a bit tense, to go dig through IMDB because I KNOW THAT FACE. So far, I have seen:
Tara Thornton’s drunk-ass mother from True Blood
Russell fucking Edgington, also from True Blood
Actually, there’s a lot of True Blood in here
The guy who plays Quicksilver in Days of Future Past etc - the one who turns up in that great video that shows up on Tumblr from time to time with Quicksilver getting everyone out of the exploding X-Mansion
Reboot!Spock (who will always be Sylar from Heroes to me)
Barney Stinson’s mother
The traitor alien from the V remake
The ubiquitous angry defensive-offensive fat kid from a Stephen King made-for-TV thing called Rose Red
Really fantastic young woman with Down’s Syndrome who I haven’t seen in anything but this yet but whose career is really taking off and I am made of squee over it
Oh, and Jessica Lange. Who I doubt I need to tell anyone about
And the male lead is someone whose face is unutterably familiar to me but I figure that’s because of some weird kind of osmosis and maybe because he is the epitome of Yagwood (Yet Another Grizzled White Dude). Because I have not actually seen anything he’s ever been in. I mean, don’t get me wrong, he’s starred in stuff, but ... not something I’ve watched. But yeah, grizzled blue-eyed brunet dude.
And this is just season 1. Why did I start something with ten seasons? Jessica Jones is also on my list and is far fewer!
...Maybe because I don’t think I can reconcile David Tennant as Kilgrave yet. Not only is there still the flood of Crowley on my dash but I did also see him fairly recently in a thankfully-on-YouTube recording of his tour of the stage as Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing. Or maybe just because I wanted the creepy and I would have the creepy yeeeeees.
Look, I find the creepy inspiring, okay? And I have my 7th Sea people currently exploring a haunted Montaigne summer cottage so this is exactly the kind of thing I need.
...heeheehee.
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aprilsliveblog · 6 years
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A little explanation of the blog!
This is something called a liveblog, for those who are unfamiliar. For an example of what a liveblog is like, you should head over to @loreweaver-universe or @zephyrthejester (mainly because they’re my two favorite livebloggers right now). 
I’m currently planning to liveblog Cells at Work and Ozzy and Drix. I’ll probably liveblog the Osmosis Jones movie before I blog Ozzy and Drix, though. 
Some more shows on my list include Ok K.O. Let’s Be Heroes, Star vs. The Forces of Evil, My Hero Academia, The Legend of Korra, and The Dragon Prince. Feel free to suggest a new show for later. Also, I may try to do a liveblog with my friend Misty, since she hasn’t seen Steven Universe yet. We may also do A:TLA together if she wants to.
But all those liveblogs are for the future! Right now, we watch Cells at Work!
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laresearchette · 2 years
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WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: PINECONE & PONY (Apple TV+) iCARLY (Paramount +) A BLACK LADY SKETCH SHOW (HBO Canada) 11:00pm WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT NIGHTMARE NEIGHBORHOOD MOMS  (TBD - Lifetime Canada) WOKE (TBD)
NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:
AMAZON PRIME CANADA ALL THE OLD KNIVES DO, RE & MI: BIRDIE BOWL SING-ALONG
CBC GEM AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS (2021) MAFIA INC. THE MAGNITUDE OF ALL THINGS
CRAVE TV A BLACK LADY SKETCH SHOW (Season 3, Episode 1) HIGHWAY THRU HELL (Season 10) HOPE FLOATS INHERENT VICE LAST OF THE GIANTS (Season 1) MIDWAY MISS FIRECRACKER MOULIN ROUGE NEVER LET ME GO OSMOSIS JONES RIDE ALONG 2 WALL STEET: MONEY NEVER SLEEP WALL STREET
DISNEY + STAR THE HOUSEWIFE & THE SHAH SHOCKER THE SINFLUENCER OF SOHO TRUST (Season 1)
NETFLIX CANADA BARBIE: IT TAKES TWO DANCING ON GLASS DIRTY LINES ELITE (Season 5) GREEN EGGS AND HAM (Season 2) THE IN BETWEEN METAL LORDS TIGER & BUNNY 2 YAKSHA; RUTHLESS OPERATIONS
AUGUSTA NATIONAL MASTERS GOLF (TSN/TSN3) 10:00am: Second Round - Feature Groups (TSN2) 10:30am: Second Round - 15th and 16th Holes (TSN/TSN3/TSN4) 3:00pm: Second Round (TSN3) 11:30pm:  Primetime
WORLD MEN’S CURLING CHAMPIONSHIP (TSN5) 12:00pm: Canada vs. Scotland
MLB BASEBALL (SN/SN1) 1:00pm: Red Sox vs. Yankees (SN) 7:00pm: Rangers vs. Jays
NHL HOCKEY (SN1) 7:00pm: Bruins vs. Lightning (TSN3) 8:00pm: Avalanche vs. Jets
NBA BASKETBALL (TSN4/TSN5) 7:30pm: Rockets vs. Raptors (SN Now) 7:30pm: Cavaliers vs. Nets (SN Now) 8:00pm: Hawks vs. Heat (SN1) 10:30pm: Thunder vs. Lakers
marketplace (CBC) 8:00pm
LOVE'S SWEET RECIPE (City TV) 8:00pm:  Sparks fly between a talented chef and her childhood best friend as she regains her passion for cooking.
HAILEY DEAN MYSTERIES: A PRESCRIPTION FOR MURDER (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm: A psychologist and former prosecutor aids a detective in investigating a rapidly growing string of murders at Atlanta Memorial Hospital.
THE NATURE OF THINGS (CBC) 9:00pm: Chef Secrets: The Science of Cooking:  Delving deep inside the kitchen to reveal the delicious chemistry, physics, and microbiology of cooking.
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DURBAN (Slice) 9:00pm:  Its LaConco's big day, but rumors surrounding Annie's late arrival change the mood. NIGHT RAIDERS (Crave) 9:00pm:  In a post-war future, a mother joins an underground band of vigilantes to try and rescue her daughter from a state-run institution.
THE STATE OF TEXAS VS. MELISSA (Super Channel Fuse) 9:00pm: Filmmaker Sabrina Van Tassel follows the life journey of Melissa Lucio, a Texas death row inmate who's facing her last appeal.
CRIME BEAT (Global) 10:00pm: Reporter Caryn Lieberman reveals how Larry Arnold's murder investigation is linked to the 1997 killing of a 20-year-old woman Sarah Whitehead, hundreds of kilometers away in North Bay, Ontario.
MURDER UNDER THE FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS (Investigation Discovery) 10:00pm (SERIES PREMIERE): In a small Texas town, a serial rapist stalks and attacks multiple high school cheerleaders before graduating to murder; detectives discover the monster behind these horrific crimes is much closer to home than anyone could have possibly guessed.
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mmeaninglessnamee · 6 years
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Every movie I have seen (as of August 2018)
Here’s every movie I have ever seen, at least the ones I’ve remembered, I know I’m missing some.
Moneyball
Harold Lloyd – Safety last
Marx Brothers:  A night at the Opera
Marx Brothers:  A day at the races
Marx Brothers:  a day at the circus
October Sky
Monty Python’s Holy Grail
Monty Python’s Meaning of Life
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
The Fugitive
Field of dreams
Major league
2001 a space odyssey
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory
Galaxy Quest
Star Trek The Motion Picture
Star Trek the Wrath of Khan
Star Trek the Search for Spock
Star Trek the Voyage Home
Star Trek the Final Frontier
Star Trek The Final Frontier
Star Trek Generations
Star Trek First Contact
Star Trek Insurrection
Star Trek Nemesis
Star Trek (Reboot)
Star Trek Into Darkness
Star Trek Beyond
Spaceballs
Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Invictus
Shrek
The great escape
Big
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Home Alone
Where eagles dare
Rocky
Happy Gilmore
E.T.
War of the worlds (2005)
The Avengers
Captain America
Ed Wood
Plan 9 from Outer Space
The Sidehackers [MST3K]
Manos: the Hands of Fate [MST3K]
Juno
Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Arc
Indiana Jones The Temple of Doom
Indiana Jones Last Crusade
Indiana Jones The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Raiders of the Lost Ark: The Adaptation (1989)
The Hobbit (animated)
The Lord of the rings pt . 1 (animated)
The Lord of the rings pt . 2 (animated)
The Hobbit 1
The Hobbit 2
The Hobbit 3
TLOTR Fellowship
TLOTR Two Towers
TLOTR ROTK
Star Wars IV
Star Wars V
Star Wars VI
Star Wars I
Star Wars II
Star Wars III
Star Wars VII
Star Wars VIII
Harry Potter 1
Harry Potter 2
Harry Potter 3
Harry Potter 4
Harry Potter 5
Harry Potter 7-1
Harry Potter 7-2
Ben Hur (original)
Ben Hur (1959)
Fantasia
Fantasia 2000
Spy Kids
Spy Kids 2
Spy Kids 3
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Pirates of the Caribbean 3
Blues Brothers
Anchorman
The Big Lewbowski
Mad Max Fury Road
Mad Max (Original)
Interstellar
The Martian
Finding Nemo
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Monsters Inc.
Up
A Bug’s Life
The Incredibles
Frozen
Ratatouille
Wall-E
Dunkirk
National Lampoon’s Family Vacation
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
The Santa Clause
The Santa Clause 2
It’s A Wonderful Life
Miracle on 34th Street
Gideon’s Trumpet
V for Vendetta
Napoleon Dynamite
Elf
Olive the Other Reindeer
Superman
Superman 2
Man of Steel
Spiderman 3: Edgelord Peter Chronicles
To Kill a Mockingbird
Ocean’s 11
Men in Black
Men in Black 2
Slumdog Millionaire
My Cousin Vinnie
Transformers
Shawn of the dead
Jurassic Park
The Lost World
Jurassic Park 3
Jurassic World
Mrs Brisbee and the Rats of Nimh
High School Musical
Midnight in Paris
Godzilla vs Mothra or some shit like that, it had GZ and Mothra in it, ok?
(American) Godzilla
Back to the Future
Back to the Future 2
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Tootsie
Alien vs Predator
Casablanca
The Prestige
The Terminal
12 Angry Men
Minority Report
James Bond Live and Let Die
James Bond Casino Royale
James Bond Skyfall
Airplane
Airplane 2
Naked Gun
Naked Gun 2 ½
Naked Gun 33 1/3
Pink Panther
Inception
King Kong (Peter Jackson)
Hotel Rwanda
Groundhog Day
Ghostbusters
Ghostbusters 2
Ghostbusters (female reboot)
Caddyshack
Pan’s Labyrinth
Night at the Museum
The 3 Musketeers
Paul Blart Mall Cop
Cloud Atlas
The Sandlot
Armageddon
The Road to El Dorado
Chicken Run
Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Madagascar
She’s the Man
101 Dalmatians
20,000 leagues under the sea
Zorro (original)
The Absent-minded professor
Mary Poppins
Herbie the Love Bug
Herbie 2
My Side of the Mountain
Race to Witch Mountain
The Wizard of Oz
The Wiz
Honey I shrunk the kids
Honey we shrunk ourselves
Honey I blew up the baby
Cool Runnings
Angels in the Outfield
Field of Dreams
The Lion King 1 ½
The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride
Inspector Gadget
The Princess Bride
Treasure Planet
The Rookie
The Simpsons Movie
Pokemon the first movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back
Pokemon 2000
Pokemon 3 Spell of the Unown
Pokemon 4ever
Pokemon  Heroes
Pokemon Mewtwo Returns (technically a special, not a movie)
Pokemon Jirachi Wish Maker
Pokemon the rise of Darkrai
Pokemon Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Pokemon Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Pokemon Black
Pokemon White (80% the same as Pokemon Black)
Pokemon Kyurem vs the Swords of Justice (and that’s the most recent one I’ve watched)
Ice Age
Ice Age 2
Ice Age 3
Prometheus
Iron Man 1
North by Northwest
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Captain America
Ratatoulle
Love Live the School Idol Movie
Your Name (Kimi no Na Wa)
The Garden of Words
5 Centimeters per Second
The Place Promised in our Early Days
Voices of a Distant Star
Children who chase Lost Voices/Journey to Agartha (Hoshi o ou kodomo)
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Howl’s Moving Castle
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Princess Mononoke
A Silent Voice
Napping Princess [Ancien & the Magic Tablet]
Interstella 5555
Marie and the Witch’s Flower
The Sting
Apollo 13
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Rear Window
The Birds
This is Spinal Tap
The Iron Giant
The Hunger Games
Supersize Me
Africa Screams
Office Space
Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Freaky Friday (remake verson)
National Treasure
National Treasure 2: Sean Bean dies this time
The Da Vinci Code
Angels and Demons
A Christmas carol (old version)
A Christmas carol (the one with Patrick Stewart)
A Christmas Story
Oz the Great and Powerful
The Wizard of Oz 3: Dorothy Goes to Hell (cinemassacre)
Taken
Kung Fu Panda
Super 8
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
Talledega Nights
Crocodile Dundee
Crocodile Dundee 2
Romancing the Stone
Like Mike
Space Jam
Looney Toons Back in Action
Scooby Doo Ghoul School
Scooby Doo Reluctant Werewolf
Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
Scooby Doo and the Witch’s Ghost
Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders
School of Rock
The Polar Express
The Bad News Bears (original)
The Dream Team
The Gods must be Crazy
The Gods must be Crazy 2
American Tale
The Dark Crystal
My Friend Martin (Animated MLK jr. history lesson thing)
Jakob the Liar (Holocaust story about a man in a ghetto claiming he has a radio, remake of a 70’s east german version of the same story)
The Devil’s Arithmetic
Man of Marble (1977) (Polish film)
Doctor Strange
Wonder Woman
U2 3D
A Hard Day’s Night
Help!
The Beatles: Eight Days A Week (touring documentary, 2016)
Yellow Submarine
UHF
Stop Making Sense
Mama Mia!
Valerian and the City of 1000 Planets
Il Boom
Lost in Translation
House of Flying Daggers
Edge of Tomorrow
Pacific Rim
The Post
Arrival
Evan Almighty
Bruce Almighty
Ace Ventura Animal Detective
Ace Venture Pet Detective
Despicable Me
Get Smart
Over the Hedge
March of Penguins
The African Queen
Girl, Interrupted
Gandhi
Around the World in 80 Days (Jackie Chan version)
Chicago (the musical)
Hugo
Journey to the Center of the Earth
Osmosis Jones
Cars
Les Miserables (2012)
Singing in the Rain
West Side Story
Mary Poppins
The General (Buster Keaton)
Little Big Man
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
O Brother Where Art Thou
Beowulf (2007)
Crash
The Maltese Falcon
The African Queen
The Rocker
It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
The Same Moon (La Misma Luna)
Airheads
The Secret of Roan Inish
Dave
Charlotte’s Web
Babe
The Three Musketeers
Dr. Doolittle
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea [I do not remember this at all]
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs [I do not remember this at all, either]
101 Dalmatians
Aladdin and the King of thieves
Sweeny Todd
[That bad vampire movie I saw at a party in like 2012]
[That other MST3K sci-fi movie about the bodyswap]
Tekken: Blood Vengence
Jason Borne (2016)
Metropolis (2001, anime)
Pay It Forward
Sister Act 2
(some shitty bullying movie)
The Atomic Brain [MST3K]
Hairspray
Dallas Buyer’s Club
Seven Samurai
Magnificent 7 (1960)
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
Cinderella (Disney)
Ever After: A Cinderella Story (1998)
The Music Man
The King’s Speech
The Great Dictator
Oliver!
Kiss me Kate
Pirate Radio
Wrongfully Accused (Leslie Nielson)
(Huck Finn movie)
Bridesmaids
Modern Times
Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Metropolis (1927)
Funny Farm
The Black Stallion
National Velvet
Bionicle: Mask of Light
Arsenic and Old Lace
Unaccompanied Minors
Terminator
Isle of Dogs
A Quiet Place
Akira
Loving Vincent
Tangled
Hoodwinked
How to Train Your Dragon
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Ghost in the Shell (1995)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Samurai Cop (1991) [Rifftrax]
Birdemic: Shock and Terror [Rifftrax]
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Oh Lucy!
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, Abridged
The Thief Lord
Breaking Away (1979)
Fright Night (2011)
Sharknado [Rifftrax]
The Incredibles 2
Mongolian Ping Pong
The Gold Rush (Charlie Chaplin)
City Lights (Charlie Chaplin)
City Slickers
(Escape to) Victory (1981)
The Phantom of the Opera
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Fireworks: Should we watch them from the bottom or the side? (2017)
Ed Edd and Eddy’s Big Picture Show
Jaws
The Color of Friendship (2000)
Flatland
The Wolverine (2013)
Codename: Kids Next Door – Operation Z.E.R.O.
Incredibles 2
Shawn the Sheep
Goodachari
Mutiny on the Bounty
Happy Death Day
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Those of you who want to start reading comics but don't know how to start
comixology is doing a BOGO sell on Marvel comics, specifically the most popular ones. Quick overview and recommendations for those who might be overwhelmed with the choices. But the word "Marvel" in your promotion code when you check out.
I'm going to try to just give you one sentence or a panel to recommend all the X-Men ones, because you know I'm recommending all of the X-Men ones. But I will let you know what's in it, vaguely.
I'll add more panel examples but I need to do something and the sale ends on the 13th
"Recent Jumping On Points!"  
Moon Knight Vol. 1: Lunatic – I love this series. Moon Knight is a lot like Deadpool and Legion in that they are all mentally ill characters that no one really seemed to know what to do with but Jeff Lemire got the series and he's been doing an amazing job. It will be confusing but it's confusing even if you have read the old comics, the whole thing is kind of his perception of reality so… If you like mentally ill Jewish male protagonists that need to be protected, you'll like this
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Gwenpool, The Unbelievable Vol. 1: Believe It – she's a recent Deadpool spinoff I haven't really started to get but I will soon so if you do get this I'd like to hear your opinion
X-Men '92 Vol. 1: The World Is A V – this is a continuation of the 90s cartoon but it jumps ahead in the story so even people who have seen the cartoon know everything you and it's written with the expectation that you probably haven't seen the cartoon
and there is Jubilee
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Spider-Man/Deadpool Vol. 1: Isn't It Bromantic – now everyone who says "I wanted to read that" can. It's as ridiculous as everyone says it is. More so, actually.
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Deadpool: World's Greatest Vol. 1 – if you want to start reading the most recent Deadpool comics just start with this
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Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur Vol. 1: BFF – it's comic book about a little girl and a dinosaur, it's adorable
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Wolverine: Old Man Logan Vol. 1: Berzerker – this is what the movie Logan is based off of
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Spider-Gwen Vol. 1: Greater Power – what if Peter Parker died and Gwen became a superhero and was in a punk band with Peter's ex girlfriends: best premise ever
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All-New Wolverine Vol. 1: The Four Sisters – you might also want to check this out if you like Logan, currently the Wolverine in "old Man Logan" is in the 616 but Laura has just become the official Wolverine
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All-New X-Men: Inevitable Vol. 1 – okay, so the original X-Men (Cyclops, Marvel Girl Jean Gray, Archangel, Iceman, Beast) travel forward in time so right now in the 616 we have adult versions of those characters, the ones we've always had, and now the teenage version of those characters which are technically the same characters but taken out of time when they were teenagers and just formed the X-Men, before everyone died a bunch of times. The book isn't as confusing as the explanation but I think some of you might like it because when Iceman traveled to the future he outed his older self as being in the closet and in this book we see his teenage self, straight from the 70s (pun intended,) try to figure out how to live like a gay guy in this century.
Also, baby Cyclops
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Extraordinary X-Men Vol. 1: X-Haven – this is about the school refugee children in the X-Men put in Hell (Limbo) because the Earth is too dangerous. Also a genius premise
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Uncanny Avengers: Unity Vol. 1: Lost Future – I've talked about this one a ton, it's the one where Rouge, Deadpool, Cable, and Quicksilver (and Captin  America, and blah blah blah) are working as Avengers
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"Recent #1's"
Death Of X (2016) Issue #1 – Cyclops died (yes, he will be back eventually and there is still the teenage Cyclops running around hating himself)
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IvX (2016-2017) Issue #1 – a lot about X-Men is about bigotry and eugenics and this one is another angle on that. What if two nearly extinct races have to exterminate the other to live?
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Deadpool: Back In Black (2016) Issue #1 – this is about Deadpool and Venom hooking up for a while
Jessica Jones (2016-) Issue #1 – if you haven't seen the Netflix show, you should and if you have seen it and liked it you need to read this. Jessica just got released from prison and is separated from Luke and hiding their child and you have to read a few issues before they start to tell you why she went to prison and all that other stuff
and look at her shirt
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Civil War II: X-Men (2016) Issue #1 – skip it. It's not bad, it's just boring
"Popular Marvel Collections"
Avengers vs. X-Men – the X-Men find a way to save their race and the Avengers try to exterminate them again. This is the series I always mentioned when people say that Captain America isn't a racist
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House of M – what of Scarlet Wtich cast a spell that mutants should disappear and then Magneto becomes king and everyone was happy, kind of
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X-Men: Days of Future Past – this is what the movie was based on but it's good and they didn't give all the leading roles to Wolverine. I love this book, a friend and I would act it out when we were kids which was probably pretty alarming for the adults
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Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe – I'm the only one who didn't like this series so based on statistics you will like it. Eh it wasn't that bad. You get to see an alternate universe Deadpool shoot an alternate universe Spider-Man in the head and this was before he did it those last two times in the 616
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Astonishing X-Men Vol. 1: Gifted – Cyclops tries to make the X-Men good guys again… With Emma Frost. She was that chick that always dressed in white in Days of Future Past but, again, she's actually cool in the comics. I think some of you would really like her, her character is like "what if a girl had the dream of becoming a school teacher but she was born as such a marginalized and targeted race so she grew up to teach in a segregated community in a school for child refugees of your race" and tack on "what if a girl was so conventionally attractive that no one took her serious despite her being very intelligent so she learns how to use her sexuality and her passing privilege to manipulate people"
Ultimate X-Men Vol. 1 – no unless you have nothing else to read
X-Men: Second Coming – it's about Deadpool's ex-husband's daughter that Cable kept strapped to his chest 
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X-Men: Battle of the Atom – read this after all new X-Men, at least the first one. Now a mutant group from the future travels back in time to take out the teenage versions because every future is a dystopia and everyone believes the only way to is to murder yourself in the past
and we get a bunch of new teen mutants and their parentage… Is very X-Men. Look how cute Shogo is meeting his mother's teenage past self 
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Guess who this dude belongs to
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If you ship Xavierine you have to read this
X-Men: the Complete Age Of Apocalypse Epic Book 1 – this is an alternate universe story so I'm not sure if you want to read it but the art isn't as bad as the cover makes it seem
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Hawkeye Vol. 1: My Life As A Weapon – this the series in which they actually keep Hawkeye deaf and integrated wonderfully into the story
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All-New X-Men Vol. 1: Yesterday's X-Men – the teenage X-Men travel to the current timeline and meet their older selves.  
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Runaways Vol. 1: Pride and Joy – Runaways is always cute. It's about a group of kids who all had evil villains for parents and they ran away from their homes and tried to be heroes 
"Marvel Women of Power"
I think you guys know what you want in this category but the Spider Woman one is the one in which she tries to fight crime while she's pregnant. Thor is Jane Foster (she is the current Thor because Thor is in a timeout) while she's at the last stages of terminal cancer. She Hulk is a lawyer. Ms. Marvel is the girl that was in the news for taking over the legacy name AND being Muslim and it's actually made by Muslim women.
X-Men: The Dark Phoenix Saga – everyone has read this. Even people who have never read comics. Through osmosis. Don't be the last one…
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X-Treme X-Men Vol. 5: God Loves, Man Kills – Also read this
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X-Men: The Complete Onslaught Epic - Book One – if it sounds good read it but I don't think is very applicable to anything that's going on right now in the comics or movie
Wolverine: Weapon X – if you can stand looking at Wolverine any longer
X-Men: Inferno – This one is going to be pretty confusing to be one of the first things you read but if you know about Jean Gray and Madeline Prior in all that you'll enjoy it 
New Mutants Epic Collection: Renewal – remember in Deadpool that character Negasonic Teenage Warhead? She is a new mutant, they are the mutant students that graduated and are trying to be X-Men. There's going to be a TV show based on this but I'm not sure if it's going be based on anything specific. The first members are Karma who is a psychic lesbian who eventually becomes an amputee raising her younger siblings as a kind of single mother, Sunspot is a Brazilian guy that kind of explodes a lot in all senses of the word, Moonstar is a young woman from the Cheyenne nation who is eventually a VIP and gets a flying horse, Cannonball is an innocent country boy that is "pretty much invulnerable when Ah'm blastin" 
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It is like One Tree Hill if one tree Hill was about racism and general bigotry… and blastin'
Keep in mind that this is the beginning so these characters are adults now and the New Mutant lineup changes (obviously they have to eventually graduate to X-Men)
Wolverine By Claremont & Miller – this is what the movie "The Wolverine" was kind of based on so if you like it when Wolverine pretends to be Japanese you should pick this up 
Uncanny X-Men Masterworks Vol. 1 – if you want to start from beginning but want the ease of reading the collections
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the Max stuff is the 616 Marvel characters in an R-rated universe
Journey Into Mystery Vol. 1: Fear Itself – this is when Loki was a teenager and they don't usually read these books but I really got hooked because they were better than I thought they would be 
Substance"> Young Avengers Vol. 1: Style > Substance – remember the series about a teenage Avenger group and no one turned out to be straight? This is the beginning of that
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no to all the Ultimate stuff
Read all the X Factor and X Force! Uncanny X Force is the one with Deadpool and it's my favorite Deadpool of all time. I've talked about X Factor little before, that's when Rictor and Shatterstar finally get together. If you saw Logan you saw the first appearance of Rictor who is going to be in new mutants
this is the kid that plays him, Jason Genao
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he is the kid at the table and this is from a Law and Order because I thought maybe it would be more familiar to everyone. So since we are starting with him as a kid I really hope if/when we see Shatterstar they do a throwback to his old hair and make a kid wear an extremely long blonde mullet wig on
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Nintendo in film:
The Wizard
Back to the Future Part 2
Beethoven
3 Ninjas
Super Mario Bros.
Osmosis Jones
Despicable Me
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Wreck-It Ralph
Pixels
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joslincox · 26 days
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Who’s the Teenage Cell
In the darkest night, huh
I make the bad guys fall, huh
There's a million heroes
But I'm the best of them all, yeah
Who has the coolest gadgets? (Osmosis Jones!)
Who has the tricked out ride? (Osmosis Jones!)
Who does the sickest backflips? (Osmosis Jones!)
Nananananana Osmosis Jones, yeah!
Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!
Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!
Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!
Dada dada dada dada Osmosis Jones, yeah!
You think I'm just an average teen? (Thanks)
You haven't seen my nucleus, huh
Ladies, it's okay if you stare (Why?)
'Cause I'm a billionaire
And this is me playing guitar also
I get the last laugh
I get the final grin
Throw you into the asylum with Scarlet Fever
Turn Two-Face, to black-and-blue face
I 100% am not a typical teenager, yeah
Who is the angstist teenage boy? (Osmosis Jones!)
With the walls of steel? (Osmosis Jones!)
Who could choke hold a serial killer? (Osmosis Jones!)
Who never skips leg-day? (Osmosis Jones!)
Who always pays their taxes (NOT Osmosis Jones!)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Osmosis Jones
Jones, Jones, Jones, I'm Osmosis Jones
Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!
Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!
Hey, hey, Osmosis Jones, yeah!
Dada dada dada dada Osmosis Jones!
Who has the coolest gadgets? (Osmosis Jones!)
Who has the tricked out ride? (Osmosis Jones!)
Who does the sickest backflips? (Osmosis Jones!)
Nananananana Osmosis Jones, nananananana
Who is the angstist teenage boy? (Osmosis Jones!)
With the wall of steel? (Osmosis Jones!)
Who could choke hold a serial killer? (Osmosis Jones!)
Nananananana, nananananana
Who never skips leg-day? (Osmosis Jones!)
Who always pays their taxes (NOT Osmosis Jones!)
Nananananana, nananananana, yeah
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Osmosis Jones Vs. The Future
Ozzy and Drix find themselves having to battle Thrax once again before they have to leave for college. Meanwhile, things change for Hector as he receives his driver's license on his 16th birthday, and he must navigate through the ups and downs of such a milestone
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joslincox · 2 months
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Hector's Prom
Cover of: The prom by Del Shannon
On Hector's way to the junior prom,
Saw a crowd all gathered 'round,
Stopped the car, got out to see,
Just what it could be,
There lying near the crowd,
Was his girlfriend Christine dressed in a gown,
Walked up so he could see,
Just who, it could be,
Knelt down by her side,
Tears came into his eyes,
There lie the one love,
One I'd always love,
Then Christine said "Take this ring of mine,
You are my love divine"
And as their lips met,
Hector knows he can't forget,
The way his heart cried,
The way it hurt inside,
Christine's gone so far away,
Hector's lonely heart, must pay,
Christine's gone, gone, she's gone,
There lies the, the one he loves,
The one, he'll, he'll always love,
If he'd have picked Christine up on time,
The Precious love would still be his,
The love, the love she gave to Hector,
Will always stay with him,
Till the day they meet,
Till the day they meet in eternity,
Then Hector's heart begins to cry,
It hurts so deep inside,
Christine's gone so far away,
Hector's lonely heart, must pay,
Christine's gone, gone, she's gone...
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joslincox · 4 months
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5 Times Osmosis Jones vs. The Future Has Made Fun of Futurism
1. In this movie, it is revealed that Ozzy is not just an "ace detective" but also an interdimensional time traveler and was seen traveling to other dimensions though space and time throughout the movie, similar to that of Marty McFly from Back to The Future, Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty, and Philip J Fry from Futurama.
2. The movie parodies future-related movies and TV shows like Back To The Future, Futurama, and Time Squad.
3. In this movie, Ozzy meets his adult self, who is a cop, and this is a reference to the original Osmosis Jones movie.
4. Some promotional posters for the movie show Ozzy with a ray gun instead of a regular one.
5. An earlier cut of the movie has an adult Frank saying, "Why the hell did they cancel Futurama?!" Which was a slip up because of the fact that the Futurama series was canceled two years before the movie premiered.
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joslincox · 4 months
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5 Times Osmosis Jones vs. The Future Has Made Fun of 80s Movies
1. When Ozzy plays with the band onstage at a school dance in order to solidify his neighbor's romance, he introduces the school to the future of rock music, and when Joslin overpowers her car, she can be seen speeding and the license plate falls off, which are both references to Back To The Future, which also focuses on time travel
2. When the gang and Thrax finally come face to face, Ozzy reveals to Thrax a horrifying truth about their relationship: "No, I am your father.", which is a reference to Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
3. As Hector walks back to the car, you can hear the theme song to Ghostbusters playing on the car radio
4. When the gang take-off into the night sky together on a bicycle, their silhouettes can be seen riding across the full moon, which is a reference to E.T. The Extraterrestrial
5. In this scene, Ozzy is just so upset and seething with anger that the only thing he can do with himself is dance. This all comes out after he furiously drives his car to a house, steps out, chugs a beer, and then proceeds to dance his pants off, and this is a reference to the warehouse scene from Footloose
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joslincox · 3 months
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Osmosis "Ozzy" Jones
Voiced by: Tyler James Williams
Drake Bell (Early cuts)
Chris Rock (adult)
Species: White blood cell
Human (briefly)
Aliases: Jones, Emo Boy, The Teenage Germinatior, Cop Wannabe, Teen Spy, Ace Detective
Age: 16 (movie)
17 (Season 1)
17-18 (Season 2)
19 (Season 3)
20 (Season 4)
21 (Season 5)
22 (Season 6)
23 (Season 7)
24 (Season 8)
Occupation: Spy (double life)
High School Student (movie and seasons 1-2)
College Student (Osmosis Jones vs. The Future-Season 7)
Police Officer (future)
Elementary School Teacher (breifly)
Waiter for McFrank's (formerly)
School Bus Driver (briefly)
Personality: Rebellious, grumpy, moody, fierce, maddened, unruly, angsty, bad boy, cynical, rude, deadpan, sulky, temperamental, independent, liberal, sarcastic, tough, sullen, stubborn, sardonic, fearless, hot-tempered, cool, violent, arrogant, reckless, sadistic, feisty, fiery, sassy, girl-crazy, sensitive, emotional, zealous, no-nonsense, goth, quick-to-anger, edgy, street-smart, flirty, aggressive
Appearance: blue skin, purple hair covering one of his eyes, black eyes
(In the movie and Home With Hector; as a civilian): black choker with a skull on it, black studded leather jacket over white shirt, blue jeans and hi-tops
(As a spy): black bodysuit with sliver utility belt
(In the series; as a civilian): changes his outfit in every episode
(As a human): caramel olive skin, purple hair covering one of his eyes, purple eyes
Likes: Skateboarding, watching horror movies, breaking rules, Linkin Park, writing angsty poetry, girls, playing video games, pizza, hanging out at the mall, My Chemical Romance, Leah, listening to grunge music, the color black, stage-diving, rock concerts, Fall Out Boy, playing the electric guitar, wild parties, flirting with girls, Ellen, reckless driving, cyber goth fashion, spending time on social media, Green Day, shopping at Hot Topic, challenging authority, dancing, Ginuwine (briefly), fighting, reading magazines
Dislikes: Germs, viruses, girly stuff, Dander, math tests, being punished, boy bands, childish stuff, rules, the color pink, being embarrassed, being watched by his neighbor, watching romance movies
Quote: "Whatever, dude. You think yo' gon' to get rid of me? Ha! Well, you thought wrong, man!
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joslincox · 4 months
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5 Times Ozzy & Drix (2012) Has Made Fun of Horror Movies
1. In Season 1 Episode 13, we have a scene where Frank had a nightmare of becoming a motorcycle, which, like the rest of the episode, is a reference to Nightmare on Elm Street.
2. In an early cut of Osmosis Jones, we have the deleted scene where Spryman was originally planned to say, "They're here!", which was a reference to Heather O'Rouke's line in Poltergeist
3. In Osmosis Jones vs. The Future, after Ozzy blows up the apartment building, you can see the whole cast is stuck in a pile of creepy dolls, which could possibly be a reference to Child's Play
4. In Season 1 Episode 8, we have Ozzy saying, "Dammit, Spryman!", which is a reference to "Dammit Janet" from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
5. In Season 1 Episode 6, we have Hector breaking down a bathroom door, behind which a terrified Travis hides. Succeeding in creating a hole large enough to see though, Hector sticks his head up to the hole and says, “Here’s Hector!”, which is a reference to The Shining
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