#or this

[xullianspamnoham]

Our son :(

He's just a silly little guy

Reminded me of that one tweet about kicking out pets while doing the thing and then feeling bad

Oh i know what youre talking about

But i mean at least he likes it.? Idk. Hes just a weird freak /aff

#wifey starts shit #why do the tags i use over and over never appear for me to just PRESS ON but the tags i used ONCE like this #fhuck. #or this #[3 #(on thid account) always pop up. ive used them a total of maybe 3 times #why are they there #im chronically lazy especially right now just give them to me to press on

[honeybleed]

shuji ass text 😭

#look ik i say i hate struggle love #but he is a bully 😭 #there is a spectrum #either he is whipped n tryna suck your toes #or this

[oneshortlove]

This is so bad lmao. Some sona lore I guess

#lovely doodles #I could explain #but im not sure yet if i should lol #dont look at me #or this #lmfao

[teefa85]

Download done...updating now...

#or this

[starfleetsxvulcan]

[ 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 ] : receiver is missing the deceased sender. (@mediical-trek about TOS Blue for the Ambassador 👁️👁️)

Starfleet Headquarters had long since left a bitter taste in Spock's mouth.

Not one that was strong enough to ever hinder his loyalty or deter his responsibilities but there was a bitterness that lingered. He served the Federation well, earning the ranks of captain, admiral and finally the title of Ambassador, just like his father before him.

Such an esteemed rank had him not only going far into the many galaxies on missions of diplomacy or plights of peace but also he found himself walking the same path through the same buildings, time and time again. And like that of a broken record the elder Vulcan found himself at a standstill before a particular mural that was on constant display in the main lobby. One that stretches the course of a wall, with silver plagues of what appeared to be names reaching high up towards the ceiling, like they could go on to the heavens. In the center a statue depicting the Enterprise-Jim's Enterprise-in all her true glory. The very starship he had not only spent years serving under Admiral Pike but also under Kirk before an unpredictable and quite unforeseen attack ripped her to shreds in a ball of fire.

Spock found her name easily, he did not even have to look, and a silent sigh escaped his lips as he slowly reached out and let his fingers trace over the engraving that dedicated her as a hero among her peers who were lost. 'There you are, my dear.' He simply remarked to himself with a hum bringing his hand back, for a moment there was a glassy, sad look that swirled in his dark eyes but then he blinked and it was gone. 'Until we meet again, Bluebird, until then.'

// @mediical-trek

#dont look at me #or this #or the fact that I should have posted this a g e s ago #this AU is so MEAN to them #Data Saved (answered) #How Did You Love ( ambassador spock ) #The Things We Lost ( time ripped au ) #mediical-trek

[unholyhymns]

my sister wanted to do that ghost painting tiktok trend and i just kinda took it and ran

#my art #ok to rb #it's where you find a painting in a thrift store and make it spooky #usually by adding cute ghosts #or this

[cryptsovrays]

#what would end society sooner #climate change #or this #haha unless...

[chanyoungies]

#or this

[fvlminarc]

' put your pants down I want to suck your dick. '

#ic #says Alexandra calmly #shfhjs #my nsft posts are either super detailed #or this

[cowboylikedean]

my knee cap will not fucking stay in place and my tendons keep popping i'm going crazy

#either my leg muscles are always spasming and far too tight #OR this #I HATE THIS #heds #hypermobility #hypermobile

[moonstrider9904]

Recruiter: Hi I need you to redo your resume.

Me: Why? What's wrong with it?

Recruiter: You're writing out the months' full names and we need them abbreviated.

Me: Why?

Recruiter: Resumes here are competency based and designed to better showcase your experience!

Me: What does a month's name format have to do with my capabilities and achievements?

Recruiter:

Recruiter: Hi I need you to redo your resume-

#i don't know what's bigger bullcrap #sending out hundreds of applications and never hearing back #or THIS #sure don't pay attention to any of my achievements #let the format of a date distract you from what i can actually do #joder #i'm literally not changing anything else in my resume just the stupid months #what in the actual flipping fuck #adulting #struggles of job hunting #the dark side of the moon

[novemb-r]

#might cute my hair like this #but i also have gotten so attached to growing out my hair #that long sleek style #or this #hmm

[daydreamerdrew]

Mary Marvel #6

#or this #dc #fawcett comics #marvel family #mary batson #my posts #comic panels

[redstonedust]

hang on. headcanon. what if empires 2 joel is actually just the champion of a sky/thunder/strength god? maybe a recently awakened one. after all he calls himself a god but he only gained his height and powers from the fountain right? which is reminiscent to me of how scott and xornoth (and lizzie but that's another headcanon) changed to match their patron gods.

i just think itd be funny if an actual unseen god is out there watching it's champion gain an instant god complex the moment he gained a few feet. this god really did not know how to pick em /lh

#empires smp #i was thinking about how in s1 all the other gods were in a slumber #which would mean either joel woke up from a centuries long nap and chose violence #or this

[dwarven-beard-spores]

it is very funny to me that every time I make a post it gives me the option to blaze it, because regardless of my or anyone's opinions on blaze, it is extremely silly that I could pay money to show 1000 strangers, say, my text post on how much I enjoy that characters from a very new podcast take naps, or my fanfiction for another podcast that consists entirely of puns

#or this #I could theoretically blaze this and like #that is fucking hilarious to me

[elisacifuentes]

🦀 time for crab 🦀

today i summoned one crab and became best friends with it. it's just me and my crab friend against the world! 🦀🌼

#time for crab #or this