#or a pig for that matter

[crowsyart]

Harvar and ox, I don’t have much of an opinion on them but they sure are there. Harvar’s a giant anteater and Ox is a Hampshire pig

#ox ford #Harvar d Eclair #for all you fans out there #soul eater #soul eater au #this is my first time drawing an anteater #or a pig for that matter

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

uh. yeah i have no excuse i just couldn't decide between scribblin' up a monster or Home so i fused the two. monster home for No concrete reason!

#splintery wood ribs and uhhhhh Brick Hooves and Wires! #ngl this was slightly inspired by hell pigs? obviously has Deviated from that image but yk #in my mind they have a large living space inside #complete with a lil window hatch for wally to say hi to his friends #so they're still Technically a functioning house! just with legs! and. uh. skin? kinda? #idk! to me the 'skin' isnt actual skin. it feels oily but Isnt #again! In! My! Mind! #my brain will take anything and run with it and oh boy is it sprinting #i could have given home hands. i could have. but i didnt <3 #imagine this freight train of a beast running ya down! i think i'd enjoy it! #scribble salad #i dont know what the 'fur' is. its definitely not fur i think... #maybe it should be wires? tentacles? hay? #eh it doesnt really matter! i doubt ill ever draw this Beast again #monster scribblin is a fun way to cool down And warm up!

[babysundoll]

things they do in their off time

Inspiration

I had this idea for a while and I finally made it

#my art #not my video #zero #dark matter #i love that video with the pigs and i couldnt help but imagine it with zero and his dark matter babies #what they do when no ones looking #they do this to him and he just has to deal with it #kirby

[ramblingandpie]

Treats and snuggles and brushing time!

#guinea pig #it's only a matter of time before he starts trying to eat my phone #taking pictures of ginger is hard because he just really wants to eat my phone

[thankstothe]

...

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s07e23 “Moving On” #pretty depressing if you ask me #did he even know he was lying? #doesn't really matter #in the end he did lie to the pigs #love and peace on planet earth

[bonetrix-arts]

Just realized I purged my Twitter and never posted this anywhere else

It was from March of last year so it’s a bit old now lol

This was the drawing where I discovered the “screen” layer setting 💀 beginning of an era for real

#evie art #drawfee fanart #drawtectives fanart #drawtectives rosé #drawtectives york #drawtectives grendan #the pig couch was from a stream 💀 #also I remember the drawfee Twitter retweeted this when I made it and I was so sad deleting it from Twitter #for context I purged due to the policies on ai but like. why do I even bother anymore yk? #shits just gonna get stolen no matter what. anyways-

[skinnypaleangryperson]

So, so, so ridiculously relieved I deleted my BoJack fanfiction off of AO3. Doesn't happen very often but every now and then a new consumer will post about looking for fanfiction and we'll say that 'disappointed" at the lack of fanfiction or even at the fanfiction itself. I'm relieved that finally my work is made the exception to that after years of breakdowns of being called worthless and other various vague posts. It's literally all that I have in many ways, genuinely, and you don't even know about what my life is like in the living hell it is in this celebrity, slave wage culture outside of that niche interest and passion I have

#in every possible way I'm told that I'm worthless and I'm trying to go into full-blown shutdown mode because I'm sick and tired #I've even attempting to exist when it's so clear that I don't matter and I've always only been under the illusion that I ever have #there's not even any point in even posting anymore #thank God #full-blown shutdown mode and eventually my death and it was like I was never here #I'm one of the fear that I'm pretty sure was actually genuinely too good for this world but keep letting those billionaire pigs be #praised and being tolf that they deserve everything

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

rockstar eddie strikes me as the kind of guy who gets a pig as a housepet not realising how big it'll get, but then once it's grown he doesn't abandon it like so many people do, just keeps it in the house. there's paparazzi pics of him with this huge ass pig on a leash taking it for walks around his neighbourhood. it sleeps on the bed with him and steve and even though eddie has a huge rockstar orgy bed the pig still does its damndest to knock steve off it every night. when they close the door on it to have sex it sits outside and whines

#that pig is eddie's baby while steve lives in fear #steddie #also i think eddie fed it bacon once and steve was horrified so eddie explained like #pigs'll eat anything they eat each other they'll even eat humans. and then he just goes on with his day #but now steve lays awake at night and must keep eyes on the pig At All Times bc it's just a matter of time until the pig eats him #it wants eddie's attention all to itself #steve harrington #eddie munson

[zer0point5ive]

dadbod lawrence. sound of everyone cheering !

#is it still a dad bod if he lost custody ohwell thats for the courts to decide #crazy insane in the brain over him Always #i start tearing my surroundings apart w my teeth. sorry it all got a little out of hand then im ok #this made me think about when i was in school nd my friend at the time stabbed me w #no anyway i said dadbods have me in a vice like grip nd she looked at me like i was crazy #safe to say i have never changed my stance no matter how harsh the judgement #yippee ! dad bods i start turning into some form of beast at the mere thought #marks rack this marks rack that i am thinking about curling up on lawrence in a catlike fashion while hes asleep on the couch #what about lawrences rack what then #*​person donned in pig mask nd cloak comes up behind me everything goes dark* #lawrence gordon #📹

[ratinastrawberryhat]

All credit goes to Elyajiahwooley on TikTok and Freemypeople on instagram

Plaster this on every family dollar you see. Make sure to boycott Family Dollar.

#justice for jaheim #jaheim mcmillan #boycott family dollar #family dollar #stop silencing black voices #black tik tok #black lives matter #fuck the police #defund the cops #fuck the pigs #Justice for Jaheim McMillan

[o-wyrmlight]

Sometimes I think about the idea of Harry being a picky eater and Kim not being picky at all for the most part.

Literally me projecting on Harry here but just imagine it.

"I like eating bacon. I like hotdogs. I like ribs but not too much of it. I don't like pork roast or ham. I also don't like pork chops at all. If I have to eat more than three bites of ham I will lose my mind."

"Okay, is it the taste?"

"Pork roast is often way too bland and ham's a little salty but, you know. No."

"But bacon is very salty by nature."

"Bacon's fucking good. I'd eat a whole plate of bacon for breakfast."

"Is it the texture, then?"

"I don't know what the fuck that means." (It is the texture.)

Forgot to mention but this also makes Jean-Luc calling Harry's race the Ham Sandwich Race like 10x funnier. What do you mean, Jean-Luc? There is no ham in this vessel. I hate ham. Now, BACON, on the other hand--

#disco elysium #harry du bois #literally i don't even think it's a matter of taste half the time it's just. 'this doesn't vibe with me for some inexplicable reason' #harry!! sweetie!!! you're autistic!!! it's okay!!! #i can imagine cuno now. 'pig can't eat a pig because he's a pig' or something #cuno did you know that mother pigs sometimes eat their own piglets #there's a fun factoid for you #anyway i think about this sometimes i feel like that could be funny unexpected and interesting to explore #imagine harry post-martinaise struggling to rediscover his palate

[art-of-wackylurker]

Well hello there, who's up for some fucked up horse?

Hogsteed, ladies and gentlemen. Or Hellspawns, as some might call them...

So yea it's one of the species I'm making up for fanfic purposes as none of the existing creatures in the SW universe (both canon and legends) fit my needs. Also because I'm making up a whole planet as none of the existing ones was just about right for me...

Here's the design, more detailed info will appear later. Somewhere. When I finally get myself to continue writing that fanfic. Yea...

#artists on tumblr #traditional art #speculative zoology #project: the lost platoon #Also contrary to many other sci-fi creatures these will have plenty of variations to better reflect their domesticated status #because YES these beasts are domesticated! And used as draft animals! And for riding! And mounted combat! And zootherapy! #They can be very sweet when raised properly #Like generally speaking temperament and behavior-wise hogsteeds are a mix of draft horses pigs rhinos and livestock guardian dogs #yea so this is the creature clones will be using for transport once they crash on the planet #but first I have to figure out how to do logistics of tacking up these things #Mainly how to make saddles that accomodate for the back slope and how to manage bits in relation to their tusks. Or if do bits at all #None of these things will actually matter in that fic but hey! I come up with cool stuff! #and YES. THOSE are the creatures Yurand and Vorskel become horse girl (gn) for

[algrenion]

lyrics to my latest most life dominating obsession:

little pee-wee polka dotted pig 🐖 🐷 polka dotted! (polka spotted ☝🏽) tiny little pig 🐷 it's smaller than a fig-let! 🗣️🔥 pee-wee polka dotted pig 🐖 🐷 he'll hold your toothpicks (❗️) he likes to hold your toothpicks put him on the counter ☝🏽🔥 the spotted tiny dotted, sweet little toothpick pig! 🐖🗣️🔥🔥🔥

#im obsessed with this in the same way that i am obsessed with the anomolocaris video #they are so wholesome and good and just STICK to your prefrontal cortex #i love this little pee-wee-polka-dotted (polka spotted) pig SO MUCH #and i know it's AI generated music thats my only reservation #but by god... i can make ONE exception can i not...? #as someone commented; ''best song in fallout'' #and as another did thus... ''YOOO WE MAKIN IT ONTO DA COUNTER WITH THIS ONE'' #one last thing i am not sponsored by this pig no matter how hard i root for him and this post #it just makes me.... so happy...

[jettison-my-gift]

Everyone please look at this photo of Coconut the guinea pig (right). Last week she lost her balance and was having difficulty eating. Today she has made a full recovery and she eats strawberries in the sun. Assuming Hazel the guinea pig (left) doesn’t steal them from her.

#it was so weird. one moment she can’t walk at all. and I’m considering taking her to the vet to be put down #and the next she’s back to her old (but slightly thinner) self!? #obviously I’m not getting my hopes up too much. normally once a guinea pig goes wrong it’s only a matter of time #but I’m not longer checking on her every hour excepting to find her dead #honestly looks like full recovery and I have no idea how #you should have seen her! she kept falling on her face. and she couldn’t eat. it was heart wrenching to watch #it’s literally a miracle! #personal #Avery articulates #never posted photos of my children on here before but this is a special occasion

[schnuffel-danny]

me: Thank god at least .TIFF is a normal guinea pig, since .Jpeg turned out to be such a little weirdo (affectionate) .TIFF: I need to sleep in the wettest spot of the entire cage, right under the dripping water bottle, because if I am not suspiciously moist the whole day I'll get grumpy me: Ah. Right.

#piggie journal #guinea pig #the cage is huge #it has an extra elevated area as well #they have hideys #both soft and fabric #and those stick bridges that allow for good ventilation and don't hold heat #she has plenty of room to sleep #she just #wants to be wet #for some reason #she didn't hate getting a bath either!!!!! #(ik you're not supposed to bathe guinea pigs btw but .TIFF had an overly active scent gland and matter hair on her butt- #(which could lead to skin irritation or worse skin disease if not cleaned asap)

[meitanteisachi]

You think you're over a ship but then you see new cute af content and suddenly you're like—

TAKE MY MONEY . TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TAKE EVERYTHINF I will DIE ON THIS FUCKING HILL

#hello it is ShinRan my friends #im sorry the post said i am 'over' it it's deceiving bc i am clearly not #aksjhslssh #me squealing like a pig seeing the shinran crumb #no literally lying on my bed rn and the sound I made after seeing the panel and dialogue am i crazy #or am i crazy #once an OTP always an OTP i guess??? #you never outgrow ur otp no matter how old u get!!!! #using a bowtie changer so he can say whatever he needs to say in his own voice.... shinichi yoU SAP #i punch u in the face for being too cute #gisa's fandom life