#oooh this is good stuff!

[france-unofficial]

why is everyone spiraling down in a villan arc

#? #oooh should i join? #i'm pretty good at acting evil and scary and stuff #baguttes

[kingdomvel]

Assisted Reproduction AU

This was inspired by my experience in the lab this week (so I may get a bit sciency, sorry) and developed between @somethingsteff (some words here are directly hers, I can’t take credit for all) and yours truly through messages.

So in this au, Obi-Wan and Satine are friends, and Satine wants to have a son, or daughter, she doesn't care, but she wants to have a child and either she is a lesbian or she doesn’t have a partner, so she talks about it with Obi-Wan. They decide that, even if they are 100% not interested in a relationship with each other, this is 2024, times have changed, and they are not getting any younger, and both of them have wanted to be parents for a while, and Obi-Wan can’t imagine finding someone he wants to be a parent with in the near future, so they decide to be coparents.

After a doctor meeting to talk about their options Obi-Wan comes back to the hospital alone, because Satine was busy and it’s not like she is needed. This appointment is for Obi-Wan to take a semen sample, the first of many, so they can check the number, quality and mobility of his sperm cells to better assess their options. And while he is there at the doctor’s office, answering questions about how no, it’s not that they have been trying and couldn’t conceive, they are just friends and no, he doesn’t have any previous children, there is one boy sitting behind the doctor all through it. The badge on his lab coat marks him as a student but he is not paying attention to what the doctor is saying – which Obi-Wan is pretty sure he should be doing – he is looking at Obi-Wan. His eyes don’t stray for one second from Obi-Wan, his gaze intense to the point Obi-Wan should be uncomfortable, but he can’t find himself not appreciating the attention.

When it’s time to take the sample Obi-Wan is taking long, too long. Anakin is waiting in the lab for the hot man who for some divine reason hasn’t come here married and wishing to have a baby with his wife but is single to bring his sample, but the man is not coming (in every sense of the word, Anakin guesses). It’s been 45 minutes and from experience, Anakin knows that people normally take between 15 to 20 minutes, so either this man has some incredible stamina (and isn’t that a thought) or there is something wrong. There are some people that get nervous, Anakin guesses not everyone is comfortable jerking off in a setting where everyone knows you are masturbating a couple of rooms away and is then going to judge your sperm. The moment the doctor mentions that they should probably check that everything’s alright with Obi-Wan, Anakin jumps out from his chair. He says that he was planning to go to the cafeteria for some coffee, so he will just stop by to check on him on the way.

Anakin goes to the place where Obi-Wan is currently trying to take the sample, to masturbate, the door thankfully hidden from privy eyes inside another room, and knocks on the door.

“hey, are you alright in there?”

“Yes, everything is fine.”

“Are you sure? You can go take a walk to clear your head if you need, or I can get you some visual help?”

Obi-Wan is completely mortified because this should be the easy part of the process, he just needs to masturbate and come inside a tube, nothing complicated, and he is failing enough that the student intern is asking him if he should get some porn for him. “No, I am fine, don’t worry, I will be out in no time.”

“Do you want some… actual help?”

That startles Obi-Wan enough that he opens the door. “Excuse me?”

“I can help you, you know, if you need me to.”

“Isn’t that completely illegal?”

“Maybe, but I’m only a student, and you are very hot, and you said you are single so…” he smirks and comes in the room, closing the door behind him, “why? You thinking of taking up my offer?”

So Anakin helps Obi-Wan take the sample, and then comes back to the lab all smug before Obi-Wan comes to leave his sample, equal parts mortified and smug/satisfied/flirty because damn, Anakin is hot, and he feels lucky he got a hand job from him.

The next time Obi-Wan has to see the doctor, he insists Satine doesn’t need to come with him, and Satine looks at him with a bit of suspicion but she agrees. The moment it’s time for him to take the sample, Anakin makes his excuses and makes his way to Obi-Wan again. Maybe this time he gets a hand job himself in return.

In between doctor visits and Anakin maybe very illegally getting Obi-Wan’s number, they start dating, and Anakin becomes the third parent of a very non-traditional family.

Years down the line, when the baby is now a sixteen? Seventeen? Year old boy called Korkie, Anakin makes an off comment of “of course, you’re my kid after all”.

“Uh, Uncle Anakin, I know this is a non-traditional family but that’s not really true.”

“Sure it is, I was there when you were conceived.”

Obi-Wan and Satine - because Obi-Wan told her about how the samples were obtained a few months down his relationship with Anakin after one too many glasses of wine because Satine insisted he had to drink for the both of them, and they both agreed to never tell Korkie about that – immediately think about the hand jobs and exclaim “ANAKIN” “ANAKIN YOU CAN’T TELL HIM THAT”

Obi-Wan, “and that’s not exactly true.”

Satine, “I met Anakin AFTER I was pregnant with you.”

And Anakin, who had never told Obi-Wan and Satine that he had helped with the in vitro in the lab because he thought it was obvious that he did is like, “what? But I WAS there”

“That doesn’t count”

“What do you mean it doesn’t count, I saw his fertilization, I took care of him before he was inside you, I am like his second mum.”

And everyone else in the room is like “wot”

“I thought you were just a student?”

“Yeah? That’s why I was doing all that stuff? I had to learn the whole process, I even picked him out for you -you are welcome - and thanks to Obi-Wan I saw every. Single. Step.” He finishes with a smirk.

“ANAKIN”

(Korkie catches the meaning of that and promptly gets out of the room)

Whenever Korkie acts up, Anakin just tells him “when you were a clump of cells you didn’t give me this attitude.”

#the doctor looking at the container 'oooh this is a very good volume. Anakin will you take care of this one?' #Anakin looking straight into Obi-Wan's eyes 'sure I will take good care of it' #whenever korkie needs to explain his family to someone it's just this is my mum and my dad and my second dad who made me in a petri dish #writing stuff #obikin #obikin au #there is reverse version of this where Anakin is the patient and Obi-Wan the doctor that says that if anakin needs anything he wll help #and anakin is like: anything?? 👀👀 #assisted reproduction au

[apollos-boyfriend]

i’m so tired.

#icarus speaks #I SAY THIS AS A FNAF FAN. STOP TARGETING IT TOWARDS KIDS #STOP STOP STOP #YOUR IDEAS ARENT CREATIVE THEYRE NOT INVENTIVE THEYRE NOT ADDINGN ANYTHING TO THE MEDIUM #THEYRE THE SAME REFURBISHED ‘oooh you think it’s normal kids stuff but it’s POSSESSED!!!!’ #DIE DIE DIE DID DIE #YOU CAN MAKE GOOD KIDS HORROR!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT IT

[all-about-the-tea-parties]

It’s funny to me that the writers of fallout most definitely intended for the audience to attach father daughter vibes to Lucy and Cooper, but have seemingly ended up with most ppl shipping them

I blame the fact that they did not make Lucy an actual child and instead introduced us to her with her shameless and enthusiastic interest in sex

Like

Her first character trait you gave us is that she’s bored and lonely

The dad stuff is new. The “my dad is missing” is not an intrinsic aspect of her history, it’s an entirely new plot point that she’s honestly not approaching with any real sense of terror.

Her first real human thing were shown is that she’s ACHING to be married, to find her person, to connect and build a life.

COOPER has built in family trauma issues. His first scene is LITTERED with family complexes. We’re left wondering if his daughter made it.

Lucy? Lucy watched her dad get kidnapped and then happy go luckied her way on a search and rescue mission. She fully expected for that to be successful, and then resume her mission to find a partner for life. Her first trauma wasn’t even him getting ‘napped. It was her husband betraying her and attempting to kill her.

The other meaningful story she has is another romance. She’s not exactly trudging through her narrative with this bleak “give me my father” outlook. Again, that’s cooper.

Her whole arc is becoming the honourable sheriff that Cooper gave up being. She’s literally WEARING HIS COLOURS.

Like. There was no chance in hell that when that lost to the darkness outlaw encountered a flash from the past do gooder and paused his murder spree to take her in, with humour, not aching loss, that anyone was gonna do anything but ship them.

I love a good father daughter thing - I adore them. This? This is so not that.

#doesn’t help that my romance manic sis immediate reaction was OOOH LOVE INTEREST #like you just can’t beat a good enemies to lovers #even if he is QUITE the enemy #like they’re whole thing is so intertwined it’s like crazy #they could’ve made her 17 and it might’ve translated #but she was raw dogging a guy she JUST MET on a table #her first thematic look was bloodied bride #her second the hardened final girl #where she looked like a cowboy #come ON #where’s the daughter coding of that #they didn’t even bond over the family stuff #fallout #fallout prime #spoilers fallout #lucy maclean

[kazz-brekker]

a trope that i really enjoy in stories is when an incredibly repressed or tightly controlled character’s mask slips for just for a minute because they’re so overwhelmed by something and you realize that they actually feel things very deeply but can’t/won’t show it most of the time

#like kwannon in hellions punching the wall and screaming do i look like i blame other people when her ai daughter was destroyed #or missouri kite in the kingdoms sitting with his back to joe and joe realizes he's crying but he never turns around #or aemond at storm's end being this sinister calm and collected villain until he screams give me your eye #i just! i reallyyyyy like it when characters are tightly controlled but let go of it for a second #pie says stuff #tropes #writing #oooh also percy de rolo being like a stuffy inventory guy for 2 episodes and then going nuts on the briarwoods in the 3rd ep of vox machina #it's a good trope. makes me insane when employed well

[sysig]

DAX is just so expressive ♥ (Patreon)

#My art #SCII #Helix #DAX #Lol #Have I mentioned I love him lately #As if I ever stop talking about how much I love any of them lol #Okay but genuinely these were really nice as warmups they were really easy to just knock out one by one #He's very expressive as Dexter! *handwaves about human neurochemistry and expressions* lol #I had to make his Neutral look extra dead inside to make up for the rest haha #Funnily enough I have actually been watching a series of streams of like VAs and visual artists and writers and stuff #And they are constantly uptalking 2D talksprites as mood-setters for dialogue #So it was really fun to make these with that in the back of my head like ''Yeah! :D They /are/ good at that!'' #Very cool expressive medium :D #See if you can spot the first drafts for a few of these :3c #I'll give you a hint: Scared and Sad(? Regretful ig lol) were from some posted doodles #His grumpy one was also a doodle but I didn't post it so it doesn't count lol #Oh yeah and and a lot of these had little accessories like the fear bursts and the little sigh bubble lol I just...forgot them here lol #They're there in spirit please feel the grump lines and sweat drops in your heart <3 #I had a heck of a time trying to keep his face consistent with different angles lol aren't VUX nervous to move their necks me #Just gotta actually get into 3D modeling properly smh #I keep finding myself wanting to make more now that this set's done but I'm not sure what expressions! Confused? Focused? He's so subdued #Oooh he'd suit an expression meme wouldn't he <3 Now there's an idea #Might even open an ask game for that if I can find a good one :3c Hehehe

[hiveswap]

Im going to fucking throw up

#i hate posting about how im insecure abt my drawings because that just makes people rb them out of pity thats annoying as shit dont do that #but then i try for hours to draw something and its honestly not important to me but by the end im pretty pround #so i post it knowing no ones gonna give a shit #and yeah pretty much thats what happens #and i feel like shit bc no one owes me attention ffs #and i know it isnt anything special and i should have drawn something actually interesting instead of another portrait #and i complain to my mother and shes like #'well this is something a child would have drawn it isnt good' #and im like oooh i should kms got it #like obviously im the one who craves validation without putting any effort into making it actually cool #so this is like no one's fault and im self aware of it and it drives me INSANE #and i need to vent this but it will make someone go pity rb all of my stuff and it's gonna feel like shit bc i hate begging for notes #like you know if someone wasnt going to reblog why beg them to. thats not them actually liking the art thats bullshit guilt tripping #i dont even need exposure i dont sell any drawings exposure is useless to me i dont even know what i want #i just want to make something that people like what the fuck

[solcarow]

orv adaption announcements …………..

#good goddddddd im gonna be Such a hater about them i can feel it in my bones o(~< #i could handle a shitty live action bc im sure thats what han sooyoung would have wanted but . a Shitty Animated Show ? #i dont think my heart could take it ….. #but i really really hope that wont b the case bc they can do some great stuff with it #IVE SAID THIS BEFORE BUT !!!! IMAGINE THE SOUNDTRACK ………. YOU COULD GO CRAZY WITH LEITMOTIFS… .. #imo orv isnt a story that needs visuals but it could work so well with audio ………. #translating the image of bleeding stories into whispers oughhghhgh #i wonder how adaptions could approach the ambiguity between lines spoken by kim dokja and the 4th wall ………. #it’s something that’s pretty hard to convey with audio so maybe they’ll keep it silent in the audiovisual adaptions #maybe with keyboard sounds …….. oooh thatd be so cool #but i feel like the voice the reader gives the 4th wall adds another layer to it does that make sense #pretty tricky to figure out how to translate the 4th wall outside of a medium with just text #solar-talks #god i hope they do something interesting with the starstream filter on dokja bc ill b honest i didnt like how when the webtoon got to #jihye’s scene in dark castle they just smacked sparkles on him and left it at that #ok i reread it in case i got it wrong but unfortunately . yeah . those arent eyebags you gotta make him look NORMALLER fuck offff !!!!!!!!! #i know they would never do this but it would be so fucking sick if they just moved around the features of kdj’s face ever so slightly to #give him some uncanny valley vibes #i want it so bad for the live action but i know they dont see my vision orz #they dont have to end up being Exactly how i’d imagine them im just begging the adaptions to make the best use of a different medium #put some Thought into it even ..

[mikuchan]

Hi there! You're the wonderful person who wrote that fantastic first story for Minthara/Alfira on ao3 🥰🥰 That ship is really doing something to me, very much thanks to your writing! I've been wondering if you have any more thoughts/headcanons about them that you would want to share?

Aw yay thanks for the kind words!!

I think some kind of divine nerd muse wrote through me tbh, because I didn’t actually consider that ship at all til I found myself writing it. I originally started it because I was stuck on a different fic idea and needed a break, but then I loved it, and it became something deeper than the silly thing I started with. So I kept writing and there it was. I'm really glad that so many others enjoyed it, I love the incredible art & fics that have joined it.

I started a sequel that explored their relationship post-fic but didn't finish it... Minthara would be possessive/protective, of course, but probably not the most communicative, leaving Alfira confused regarding their status after that night together. I also love Alfira/Lakrissa, and I think there's a lot to be explored regarding Alfira's feelings and inner conflicts regarding Minthara + Lakrissa. Maybe someday I'll finish it, idk.

Also in the game Minthara has the lyre but can't actually play it. (I know it's because it's just a mechanic to summon Kar'niss, but still.) So, my main headcanon is just that Alfira teaches her how to play it lol and that's something they bond over. Somewhere on this blog or maybe mikuchan-art is a doodle I did of them playing at the campfire. I just think that's a really sweet scene, and a way to further equalize their relationship - yes, Minthara has battle prowess and can teach Alfira to fight, but Alfira is also a skilled survivor and has an equal amount to share and teach. And creating music together opens up a lot of sharing potential irt both of their upbringings + cultures.

#gaeldricge #asks #i think they should have given minthara some musical skill to start with tbh #it could have offered a deeper glimpse into both minthara herself and drow/menzoberranzan culture #beyond the generic oooh its scary spidery evil woman land #which is good stuff tbf but give us MORE! #but since they didnt #i think alfira could teach her :)

[dvarapala]

you know that one gif of that white lady pulling at her curtains or whatever because she's mad? that's me whenever i find out spn took bits and pieces of my culture and whitewashed it.

#//first the vetalas; then the rakshasas and now the acheri? come onnnnn!!!! #//this is like jude from the folk of air series getting visha kanya traits and then she's not even indian like shfuidshfisd #//granted i know other cultures poisoned themselves to give them poison immunity too but still #//its like the atla ppl basing their world off of hinduism and buddhism and then only adding actual indian ppl to it in the netflix remake #//bc i did Not forget that they had like 2 indian characters and both of them were mockeries #//or like that dude from got having a character named visenya (which again visenya > visha kanya) #//good morning and welcome to tessa's complain corner bc sometimes (most times) i am annoyed abt ppl taking shit from other cultures #//and then they don't want the ppl belonging to those cultures #//the fairy smut lady did that too #//and then ppl are like: oooh it's soooo cool u came up with that stuff on ur own like. no. they did not come up with that stuff. #//and it's not like i need them to overhaul their shit but like. some acknowledgement would be nice maybe? #outofdoors #queue.

[garbagequeer]

the only girl i'll ever love is andrew in drag ass day today -> 😁

#11am wake up. put on castiel outfit. go to my lesbian reading club. talk to the lesbians comma middle aged #they compliments my outfit. i think i dont have time to explain why i (femme) wore this today. i say yeah im doing butch today #they go yesss girl fluidity slay. but it's castiel. #see my friend she compliments my outfit. i pull up castiel image on my phone. she goes oooh cause he was gay right? RIGHT #we talk shit crazy amounts of shit talked. friend leaves wishing me a good castiel fag day #i run into people from my other book club in line for the magnetic fields #magnetic fields play. singer stays a while signing stuff. and the only thing i have on me is giovanni's room #great use of 12 hours #look its my face

[dreamties]

obviously since I have a new fixation I need to write regression fics for it soon !!!

i've been thinking a lot about Sissy as a caregiver <:O She would be really sweet and caring. she is one of the only family members I would trust with a little reader 😭 she'd be great with helping to keep ya out of trouble <333

or !!!! Johnny with a reader that pet regresses has my heart in a clutch hold

like i need to be able to curl up like a lil pup on Johnny's lap while he reads a book or sharpens his knife. or if we're outside on the porch maybe he's whittling and his lil pup is on the ground next to him, nuzzling at his leg. he keeps such a good eye on em !!!! <333

#dreamties rambles #i miss writing re fic sooooo much !!!!! #i REALLY wanna write some petre stuff soon too #my gf said we could go to the beach next weekend and we're gonna bring a ball and play fetch !!!! #very excited !!!! #sissy slaughter #johnny slaughter #oooh boy please dont make me regret adding “official” tags to this post... #please be a fandom thats chill and good with agere & petre stuff..... #sfw interaction only

[takethistoyourstardust]

turns out when you can go to the sea regularly, that does in fact become your entire personality.

#like it already was but being like Oooh let’s pick up some stuff bc it’s gonna be warm and we should have a bbq on the beach! #the Mage rambles #just being like The weather is vaguley good? then forget touching grass let’s touch the sea!

[rebelband]

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#scribbles under cut (it's almost like y/n stuff if I have to give you context) #remember guys if you create you can do almost whatever you want #had ... a lot of highs and lows today. was going to call it earlier but something else made the evening really pleasant to end on #like oooh. after that experience i do think in retrospect it's been a good day

[vvelegrin]

feeling like a Whole Person tonight despite feeling so tired that i could pass away. that's always nice! i don't care for the alternative (feeling so tired that i could pass away coupled with wanting to pass away).

#maybe because i've been doing stuff with my hands #had a first GIS class tonight... ditched it because i realized it would be nearly 6 hours long. twice a week. #i literally and physically cannot do that lmao dropping and getting that money back #will have to look at some university extension programs again instead #local community college only has like one gis class that they can barely get anybody to do so it's cancelled more often than not #but been doing some carving and been taking care of my plants #set up some ginger and garlic and yarrow cuttings to sprout #need to get some larger pots my poor little juniper needs a bigger home #and then some aloe and cactus cuttings are ready to get their own spots too :) #and some research on how to make some diy orchid fertilizer #was going to do some coding practice tonight but siiiigh my brain simply cannot hack it #i think i'm still recovering from doing things on saturday #just gonna have to live with that #watching some resident evil playthroughs and piddling about the house #it's nice #oooh and found some good sdr videos today so i'm excited to pick up radio stuff again when i'm less completely wasted #also a couple of very fitting job listings to apply for that pay way more than what i'm getting now #heartening! #prattling about the self

[waywardsalt]

i still think one of the meanest things ive seen in a game is how the Cool Really Expensive shops in smt iv are only accessible after coughing up a bunch of money to progress, and are located in an area with an enemy that can steal half of all of your money

#smt iv #feels like they dangle those shops over you like oooh heres some good expensive stuff #lets hope you didnt get fucking robbed by those nekomatas #those nekomatas did rob me. it was upsetting. its so hard to get money in this game even with all of the fundraise upgrades #ginza was hell #salty talks #i was only able to afford one nice gun from the shop before the yamato reactor #smt iv is fun. i think i spent 3 hours clawing my way through the tutorial. great game (srs) #smt iv is not a kind game you spend a lot of time getting shit talked by demons. its really cool tho #irrc the nekomatas are in the tunnels only but you do have to go through those tunnels. theyre fill with poison too #smt iv honorary soulsborne for difficulty and amount of poison swamps