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rancidarling · 1 year
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god isn't it the absolute worst, when you have an undying thirst for attention, and there are people around who would give it if you simply asked,
but my brain simply must reject everything I ask for because it's clearly "fake and undeserved"
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starbylers · 8 months
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M*levens will say Will’s love for Mike is ‘just a crush’ or that ‘he can/will get over it’ whereas El’s love for Mike is real and true and deep, too strong for her to possibly move on from…while in the same breath try and claim Will’s words/feelings in the van also belong to El. Make it make sense 🙂 they'll say Will's feelings = El's feelings to explain why the monologue is valid even though Will was the driving force behind it, but then turn around and say Will's feelings ≠ El's feelings which is why he'll move on but El can't, and why El’s love for him is deeper and why she‘s better for him. It's a total paradox.
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sophiethewitch1 · 20 days
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www!reader WILL call batman a pussy for not killing on her private twitter. she does it like every other day. its cathartic
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The little German boy went into the weed cave 😔
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STUTTGART NEWS
Little German Boy Fucks Shit Up
This Friday at 2AM, a little German boy in the name of Johann Ludwig entered the premises of a weed cave despite the warnings to not from many others. Once entered, Johann suddenly decided to smoke all 90 kilograms of the weed inside the cave and went in a weed induced murder spree. Over 15 innocent people were killed that night. Witnesses claim that he was "high off his ass", and several of his family members told us how they never coukd have imagined a sweet young upstanding boy like Johann to rip a bong like that.
Professional drug scientists have said that this particular incident may or may not have done permanent damage to the little German boy's brain. They have stated that "he might become like, a totally maniacal hot mercenary DILF in the future, like, he's gonna be fucking crazy dude".
The little boy's intentions from going into that cave are yet to be know, but police investigations are still ongoing and officers are saying that they will soon get answers out of the boy as soon as they find a police officer that isn't scared to death of the boy.
The little boy's family, the Ludwigs, have chose to make no further comment on the boy's unusually violent behavior, finding the topic too upsetting. However, according to the family's neighbour's, the Smidtts, little Johann had a distant Uncle whom he visited often without his family's permission or knowledge. Dr. Hans Ludwig, a dentist with a clinic not far from the boy's home, had several things to say on the subject when our reporters asked him his opinions. "Let the boys have some damn fun. He's not doing any harm!" He had said. "What's wrong with a few casualties in the name of science. Besides, who doesn't smoke weed every once in a while. You people and your silly 'laws' are inhibiting the true potential and creativity of our future children!
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shinobicyrus · 1 year
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He’s only officially owned Twitter for 17 days.
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prototypelq · 5 months
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I HAVE HALFWAY WROTE A DEFEAT LETTER BUT I HAVE MANAGED TO FINALLY BEAT M19 SOS VERGIL Y E S FINALLY I WILL FREAKIN CRY TEARS OF JOY HERE
#I DID IT I DID IT I DID JT#i ran around like a freakin headless chicken in the end and IT PAYED OFF#oh freakin hell#ahaha now only to repeat this with nero who i haven't touched in about a year now ahahahaha#...st least he has better options for dealing with the clone#game even awarded me with s though there was nowhere near s gameplay to be found#i am a bit overwhelmed now#i am now fully realising Exactly How Far Away from a 'hardcore' gamer i am#can you believe i started the year thinking 'if i go slow and casual at it i think i could take on harder dmc5 difficulties'#i feel ready to go back in time and theottle that idiot#this was...not fun but it also kind of was only because dmc5 gameplay is so good and dante is amazing to play as#and vergil is a great opponent he makes you take the situation seriously but you also learn to start goofing off its great#however i am NOT built for this i am so freakin not built for this boss grind i came through only because i like dmc so much#and i felt like if i could spend even a fraction of my fandom time in the actual game i could be much better at it#there is a number of games I overplayed to the point of starting to hate them and where the frustration overwrote the initial joy i felt#i felt like ive given myself enough time because i started to feel that frustration about dmc5 and i decidedly do NOT want that game#to end up like those i love it and want to enjoy it further so i was ready to concede defeat today#turns out i just had to be a better chicken thats good as nero is next and he is an arguably better for chicken tactic#maybe ill finish this sos run after all i would be glad if i could manage that#also im this close to 3 million and i want the dance taunt at least for dante)))#phew what an evening#mutuals my beloved thank you for constantly cheering me and reading this i can't find the words to express how much i cherish your support#and thank you tumblr for allowing me an entire book in the tags section hellsite my beloved
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castdowns · 19 days
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the only half way safe space to be a lesbian is online and literally y’all fucking suck too, i am so depressed
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dutybcrne · 4 months
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Kaeya doesn’t intend to ever get married. Due to him being Khaenri’ahn, if it’s not having to keep that fact from them ( especially with how devout the Mondstadters are to Barbatos ), it’s the fact that he fears what would happen to them and any children they may have, should Celestia become aware of them. He can’t trust it won’t end terribly for them, and will always be left fearing they’ll be used against him or hurt bc of him.
#hc; kaeya#//One for him too nfbdb#//Ive mentioned before if he gets convinced to marry; he would prefer any wedding a VERY private event#//He will be Adamant abt it. he will concede anything and everything to his partner. but THAT is nonnegotiable#//In all honesty; he’d want the location to be at Dawn Winery over anywhere else#//That’s HOME. there’s his FAMILY. even if it’s been ages since he’s actually been able to call either such#//But his heart remains with them#//To share that with his beloved; he would consider it a great gift#//But then there’s a matter of convincing Luc abt it; which he is sure he would never agree to#//Kae would want to follow all Mond’s traditions; even if he really does want to incorporate Khaenri’ahn ones#//but he doesn’t know enough abt them and researching might draw more attention on it than he’d like#//If anything; might only ever include their first dance to him singing a Khaenri’ahn wedding song for his partner#//Acapella; unless he can get Venti to play along#//Marriage definitely isn’t in his plans; tho he’s willing if his partner is; but raising a family DEFFO is more what he wants#//Hes deffo the kind of person to want to adopt/raise children even without a partner#//But again; he’s still worried what Celestia would do in response to him having a family#//And wonders if he’d even be a good enough parent; if he could live up to what Crepus love had given him#//To grant it to THEM in turn. he’d give his very life for them. would LIVE for them. would even overthrow Celestia for them#//& that scares him. he doesn’t know WHAT he’d do if anything happens to them. even at cost of himself & potentially everyone else#//Mans would fucken get Mond heckin Nailed again in his grief; it’d be That bad#//Clothar would have NOTHIN on him
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notquiteaghost · 9 months
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two photos from this morning of a guy who just walked for 45 mins in basically a straight line away from his house moments after being told we have to turn around and start heading home now
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jamalvr · 26 days
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lmao barca💀
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ghostlyheart · 10 months
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"The patriarchy sucks for everyone" is a phrase that irks me to no end when it's used to derail conversations about women. Like yes that's true I guess but the way it sucks for women is a lot more materially and physically violent. The suckiness is not equally distributed
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hi sisters its poll results time
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take this data for what you will
#snap chats#who kept saying daigo wasnt fuckable on these btw#they were saying that as if the fuckable results were losing 😭😭#its really funny that daigo is simultaneously Apparently more fuckable than ichi but not at the exact same time#and keep in mind only three more people voted on the daigo poll than ichi's yet LMAO#these are actually really funny results analyze these with me#because technically ichi is considered less fuckable personally to people but in general he's seen as more fuckable#while more people would personally fuck daigo but more people- while can concede he's fuckable- wouldnt fuck him#in general tho ichi is perceived as more fuckable than daigo by a wopping approximate 8%#hm..... disappointed in you lot i cannot fathom fucking ichi#i love him but.... well girl i cant argue with the science#but people would agree he isn't personally fuckable.... im squinting but also very intrigued#and again with daigo that one can get more complicated because i know people find Y2 daigo more fuckable/vice versa#sorry still trying to wrap my head around ichi being fuckable SORRY#im a scientist its my job to be objective and unbiased but WOW#AGAIN ITS NOT EVEN THE MORE PEOPLE WOULD PERSONALLY DO HIM IT'S JUST THE GENERAL CONSENSUS IS GREATER#but yeah. that was fun. goofy even#ALSO THIS ISNT TO PIT THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER i just happened to do these#and i dont really plan on doing any more so#as a stats guy i really wish i could easily get more detailed responses#i could do a google forms but i dont think anyones gonna do this again lmao#cant tell if its more respectable to be fuckable but people not wanting to fuck you or to be fuckable and to have people wanting to fuck ya#like if i were to pit these kings against each other who technically wins cause again In General Fuckability ichi wins#but for the audience wanting to bang em...#anyways thanks for participating you get a lollipop as a reward for your contribution
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fideidefenswhore · 1 month
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Whether or not this is a true composition, and the details do sound convincing, it is written from a position of strength. Anne was confident that she was soon to bear a son and that she was beyond the reach of any harm that Mary or her party might intend her. The letter distances Anne from self-interest in the matter, presenting the purest motives, urging Mrs Shelton to action out of her duty to the King. The tone is not consistent with Chapuys' contemporaneous report that Anne frequently wept in the period immediately following Catherine's death, in the realisation that a significant obstacle had been removed should Henry choose to set her aside.
Anne Boleyn: Adultery, Heresy, Desire (Licence, Amy)
#amy licence#anne boleyn#not really sure one precludes the other but...hm#the thing abt the report from chapuys about anne crying when receiving news of coa's death#is that he concedes it has come to him from 'several reliable quarters' and yet is weirdly also dismissive of his own report#he says he doesn't believe it.#but i mean that goes back as far as 1529-30.#when he heard anne had sent wolsey a gift by several 'worthy sources' but still didn't believe it#what he couldn't concede was that anne wasn't as cruel or cold as he believed her to be#so when he heard a report that didn't conform to his view of her it was suddenly hmm no...the sources must be wrong#there's only one concession of that nature and it's after the fact#'henry percy's physician says he said the concubine will poison her stepdaughter'#'another source has told me henry percy is not a reliable source'#i'd believe it happened altho the reason might be different#a sort of emotional catharsis/ relief. the memory of the woman anne knew her as before circumstances and the path she chose#set them against each other.#and anne wasn't unfeeling. but we have to remember the extant sources are all the male perspective#there are scattered reports from 1528-36 that speak of incidences of her weeping#but as they come from men they tend to be dismissed as manipulation > genuine#so. tl; dr. sort of have to roll my eyes at skepticism of THAT chapuys report#bcus the same that tend to express it have it for that and not anyyyy others
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dreamcrow · 1 year
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If Bellroc is bouba and Skrael is kiki, is Nari either kiki or bouba? (Nari cannot be both)
oh that's easy: imo nari is a soft kiki (sound of solid wood hitting solid wood). but babblish—you know that i love you. therefore know too that it is with love in my heart that i ask this, the most normal question i have ever asked:
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you think skrael is kiki???
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3amsnek · 11 months
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saw your answer about stripe ask and i just want to say for anyone out there: don’t use paypal unless that’s the only option for you.
i made a paypal account and immediately, within a minute of making it, it got permanently limited and after days to contacting paypal they still refused to fix it (saying they can’t reveal why it got limited for their safety) and didn’t let me close my account. basically i can’t use my account and i can’t delete it either so my info will always be stored on paypal, which is ridiculous and not safe.
anyway, like i said, if you have another option besides paypal then use that because paypal sucks. be careful!
^^^^^^ no yeah exactly same hat (og ask)
I have a solid guess on why mine is dead so tiny psa if you’re making a paypal account & have legally changed your name in the past like year before that pls triple check that everything official is as consistent and already changed over as possible and you have new IDs already Before you make the account bc they’ll find one tiny thing that hasn’t fixed itself yet and shut you down for possible identity fraud no matter what you do :)
(also if you feel like you need to have paypal so you have an option for customers who don’t have a card I will once again recommend stripe bc I’ve discovered their direct email invoices allow you to accept bank transfers as a payment method (including internationally) so people can just pay using the online banking account their paypal is linked to without having to go through paypal)
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nellectronic · 6 months
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the desire to be a mature and civil in my interactions with people on the internet vs the urge to be a hater
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