#ohooo yes

[hoshigray]

Can you write a choso x reader, where the reader is a switch and choso is one as well? But the concept is they are both fighting for dominance, until someone yields? 😇😇😇

𝐚. 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞: pfft, this is lowkey funny but cool

⊹ 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬: Choso x switch! reader - explicit content; minors DNI - implied relationship - prone bone + amazon positions - kissing - pet names (baby, darling, honey, sweetie) - multiple orgasms - .

⊹ 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1.1k

What do you get when you put two switches in a room?

“—Ohooo, fuhuuck, Chosooo!”

“Hnnm! Yeah, you like that, baby?” 

Well, let’s look and find out shall we? 

You and your boyfriend are both switches — that’s a fact known to both of you. Whether either you or him are dom-leaning or sub-leaning depends on the day and mood. There have been days at the beginning of your relationship when you’d both lie on the bed, sitting naked and looking into each other and thinking…Well, who’s making the first move?

Not to say that you both being switches is a bad thing. Oh, no; quite the opposite. You both wouldn’t have it any other way, the dynamic keeps you both on your toes, and the sex is as amazing as ever! Don’t believe it? Observe.

You lay flat on your stomach, your legs caged between Choso’s as he drills his cock from behind. You moan with every thrust, his pelvis smacking your ass so that the skin makes a vulgar sound, and you chew your lips as the curve of his dick scrapes your walls to the point of unimaginable pleasure. 

“Hooohshiit, yesss, right thereee…!” Your brows furrow as he goes at a slow pace, the sensation of his length being pulled out and pushed into your entrance has you twitching onto him. Fuck, it felt so good! “Ohh yess, more…faster, go faster!”

He kisses your nape as his hips continue the slow cadence, and you squeeze at the sensual feel of his pillowy lips on your sweaty skin. He speaks to your ear, “What was that, sweetie? Tell me what you want?”

“Mmmm…Give me more, faster..!”

He chuckles. “Ask again.” Your smile grows broader.

“Pleaseee, go faster; I wanna cum…!”

“You gotta tell me why, princess,” The black-haired man nibbles on the helix of your ear, earning a sob leaving your puffy lips. “And who are you talking to.”

Oh, you loved it when his dominant side corrects you, unable to contain your devilish snicker; he sounds so hot. “Please, Chos—Ohhh!” He sneaks a harsh rut into your cunt, you shriek as he blows on your ear. “Fuck…Please go faster for me, honey; I’m so close, wanna wring you out...Nnaah!” 

“Good job,” you can hear the smirk on his lips, enough to throw you off when he suddenly pounds you with an erratic rhythm.

You howl out loud. The noises you make fly out with every thrust of his shaft, and your head pounds harder with every precise jab to your sensitive, velvety texture. Yes, yessss!! And he doesn’t stop when your climb comes crashing down with your crescendo having you grip the sheets.

Holy shit — the way your walls clamp onto his long member as he stirs your guts is utterly dangerous. Your eyes meet the roof of your head with his tip grazing your hyperacute walls and slurred “thank you”s leave your mouth in a haze when he removes himself from your messy wetness.

“There you go, princess,” he kisses your nape again, loving the way you shudder beneath him. “You feel like helping me out here?”

The fog in your brain clears on command, and you peer to him. “Thought you’d never ask.” 

You swiftly switch positions without Choso’s knowledge, surprising the man by maneuvering him onto his back. Wide brown eyes observe you pick his legs up and bend them towards him, his erect cock standing tall before you grasp onto it. Then, you lead the tip to your entrance, your boyfriend hitching his breath at the contact and purring with the insertion. 

“Fuuck,” Choso bites his lip, watching and sensing you take in his shaft inch by inch, almost choking on his saliva when you grind your hips down his base. God, you knew how to drive him crazy. And the way you were looking at him with such a sweet yet sexy smile had the heat on his face flourish to his ears. 

“Oh, don’t look away, Chocho darling,” you use the nickname that makes the shade of his cheeks grow pinker. “How else will I know if I’m making you feel good or not, hmm?” 

He chortles, “You always know how to make me feel good…Ahhh!” Choso throws his head back once you start rocking your hips, your hands hold his ankles to keep his legs lifted, propelling your waist in an up-and-down motion that has you both moaning a storm. 

This position was always one of your favorites; as much as you enjoy being roughed and dominated over, you could never get tired of taking the reins once in a while, particularly when your boyfriend is groaning and wailing at your movement, riding his shaft as your ass smacks onto his balls; it makes the shiver crawl up your spine. And you can tell he’s enjoying it, too. 

“Oh, Chosoo~,” you draw out his name while you give him his legs to hold, bending further to have your face closer to his. “You’re moaning like crazy, why don’t you tell me how good you feel?”

“—Hnngh, gaah!” Oh, poor Choso, his raven brows screwed together with his mouth agape, and he hisses at the voluntary clench of the walls of your slit. “Hoolyshit, baby, you’re makin’ my mind go crazy…Keep rocking like th—Ahh!”

“Oh yeah? You like it when I go like this?” Quick bounces on his pelvis have Choso humming so cutely for your ears. “No? How about this?” Your hips then go slow yet harsh, slamming your ass down to his aching balls and grinding your hips that have him cry out your name.

“Ohh, fuck! Y/n, princess, sto—Mmmph!” Jesus Christ, you’re clamping onto him with such a grip as if you want him to lose his control. 

And that’s precisely what you want. “Gonna cum, honey?” You kiss his forehead, “Don’t hold back; I wanna hear you cry for me—Eeeee!!”

Before you could process it, Choso had flipped you to your back without your awareness. You shriek at your man putting his cock back inside you while placing your legs on his shoulders. And when his hips go at a sporadic beat, your eyes roll up with a head thrown back at the accurate jabs of his dick. 

“Ohhoo! Nngh!! W-Wait, this isn’t fair!” The snap of his hips instantly counters your complaints, the new position and Choso’s added weight caging you into submission.  “It was my turn…Mmm!” But your protests fall on deaf ears, the black-headed man pounding into you so rashly that you can barely keep your screams to yourself. Because, goddamn, it felt too fucking good!

You and Choso being switches isn’t a bad thing. Sure, it can be hard to pick which side to stay on. But, for the most part, it’s one hell of a fun ride!

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[zackius]

Adam SMUT HEADCANON

(It's my first work and English is not my native language, be indulgent and correct me if the grammar is bad lol)

It’s quite Adam with his virginity kink than his general smut headcanon lol

This man has a HUGE kink on virginity, if you're not one he would not really pay attention, he understands that you had fun before him, I mean, everyone’s kinda hot here lol.

However, if you are one, oh boy yes, this man is going crazy

Understand him he has abandonment issues, even if you can't really tell at first, he was really broken when Lilith AND Eve left him for another man.

He just wants to be important to someone and the only one and this goes through virginity.

NOBODY touched you? No man or woman? He's the first and only one who's going to see, touch, and please your body? This drives him CRAZY

You didn't fuck before actually being in a relationship with him, you seemed quite negative about that and he respected your boundaries, he didn't want to rush it all because he loves you.

Nevertheless, when you got officially into the relationship, of course, the subject was going to happen naturally.

So one day, you were together, laying on his belly and watching a comedy while criticizing it: "I fucking understand why this man broke up with this stupid bitch ! Sex is important as fuck ! I'm on his side !"

He was getting angry as always and continued to shout but froze up when he saw your blushing face, avoiding any eye contact with him. He kinda messed up and stuttered "B-Babe that's not what I meant ! Yeah it's important but I'm not a fucking dickhead I can wait !"

You were staring at him in embarrassment " You know, I'm not against doing it, I'm just not ready since I never did that"

Now that's his turn to be red. His eyes widen as he watches you "fuckkk-"

"You should've told me before but damnn-" a smirk started to appear on his face, quite a pervert smirk in your opinion.

You didn't know if it was a big deal or not, you always wanted to wait for the right man and he's the one in front of you.

"Babe we're going to wait as long as your little body is going to be ready for me ~" he purred “Adam !” his arms moved slowly around your hips. His big hands on your smaller body, you skipped a breath

You haven't done anything this night but you noticed that this man was getting horny as fuck. It was not oppressive of course, he would not do that, he doesn't want you to see sex as a burden. Even if he's going to rail you and makes you cum again and again he's waiting for your consent.

So the day you inform you're ready, he's more than happy. He tries to be the most romantic lover possible even if it's quite awkard.

In reality, he just fucking googled how to please a virgin girl. He followed weird tips and put some rose petals on your bed and all. You couldn't help but laugh, he usually has his romantic side but it's not like THAT. It was quite too lovey-dovey but to be honest really cute from him.

he was VERY gentle, very different from everyday were he insult and fight with everyone.

In Adam's head, he was concentrated, he wanted to make it special so you remember that for the rest of your life and from your perception, it was working.

He thought your reactions were cute, "Gnnn, please-", you were reacting with each of his touch. Your body was warm and particularly red from excitation.

But boy, even if he was slow, he wanted to be inside and right now. He was really dominant, you could feel his body and weight on you, your size difference took a part of it.

He touched your panties as he can feel the wetness of it. His smirk appeared again, his breath got heavier. Now it's going to be interesting for both of you !

His touch went a little faster, moving on to your most private parts. He's the first one who's going to see it. He put you panties away and looked your dripping pussy "Ohooo You won't regret waiting babe"

Adam started to lick your inter thigh, humming. Rapidly his tongue found your clit, he licked, sucked and devoured your pussy like he was starving for days and found the most delicious plate in front of him.

And you could definitely tell that, because damn you were feeling pure bliss, your man knew how to please your body. “Yes- sweetie continue-“, you were caressing his head unconsciously

Your pleasure growth, your inside craving him as you moaned his name. You wanted to keep this sweet pleasure but he stopped, you let an annoyed moan from the lack of sensation

He let a deep laugh “don’t worry babe, your cunt is going to be filled and with something better”. You saw his dick and damn you understood why he always was bragging about it, it was massive. “Are you ready to feel the dick of the first man ?” You just let a moan of excitement and spread your legs wider. “That’s my good girl”, he finally pushed it inside of you. You felt pain, it was really big but when he saw you in pain, he stopped and gave a a soft smile.

He kissed you during a time and continued slowly.

It was quite painful but you didn’t want to stop, you were happy to do it with him and were okay with the pain.

However you started to feel some pleasure from it, your hips movements met his. Adam noticed and tried to keep this spot as much as possible. You felt like you were drunk, your head felt heavy “Adam-“

You squeezed around his dick “fuckkk, yes baby- your pussy feel so fucking gooood”. You wrapped your legs around him, scratching his back as he was fucking you.

You started to feel a bigger pleasure growing inside of you. You’re going to cum soon and he knew it. His thrust became faster, at this point you couldn’t stop any moan and just let yourself feel your man. “I got you babe, let yourself go, yes just like that”

He praised you and knew you were getting close “baby let me fuck you right, I can feel that you love my cock, you’re perfect for me “ you moaned as he continued to talk, he also was close “You’re mine and mine only, I’m the first and the last cock you’re going to feel aaah~, promise me that you’re mine oh fuckkk yesss-“

You stared to also praise him, his face went with pure bliss, his blushing got redder, he loved the way you talked to him, praise that baby please he just wants to be a good boy for you.

“Aaah yesss fucking shit, you’re fucking mine and mine only” his last sentence was the start of your orgasm, you felt yourself tightening , a warm liquid blending with his own while he was cummimg, moaning your name and pounding his sperm inside of you.

You were his and he was yours

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Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed ! I don’t really know how to feel since it’s my first fic lol

If you have any suggestion with ships and stories tell me !! And also if the voc I used is weird tell me 🙏

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[maysrinn]

The little ✨OPSIE DAISY✨

Meet ✨Lucia Honey Snow✨

Lucy Gray was 45 years old when she had Lucia. The arrival of Lucia, the little surprise bundle of joy, was not planned. However, Coriolanus was overjoyed upon hearing the news, despite having had a conversation with his wife five years ago where she rejected his proposal of having another fledgling. He took the news in stride, although he was a bit salty about it for a week.

No, Coriolanus didn’t „help“ after not getting his way, there was another banquet at the mansion and it ended with the two of them drunk after having to endure Livia for the whole night.

Lucia is the spitting Image of Coriolanus, leaving Lucy Gray no choice making the first few hours with her newborn daughter a joke session.

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Lucy Gray: 9 months; 16 hours at the age of 45 and this is what I get…look at her

Coriolanus: I think she looks beautiful

Lucy Gray: She looks like the result after I tell you to go ✨Fuck yourself✨

Coriolanus: Lucy Gray…

Lucy Gray: let me guess also some sky blue little… OHOOO! Called it

Coriolanus: Lucy Gray-

Lucy Gray: Yes, yes I got it… she's a sweet little bird

Coriolanus: Indeed

Lucy Gray: …Coriolanus

Coriolanus: Yes?

Lucy Gray: congratulations YOU are the mother!

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SHE LOVES HER DAUGHTER and gives her a second name the color Honey because of how sweet the little girl was and also because she didn’t know the color was called Gamboge

Coriolanus was indeed the one who named his daughter Lucia which sounded similar to Lucy

She's the only kid who's called full-time by both of her names, honey sounds like an affectionate nickname

…Unfortunately she doesn’t have any friends beside her sister, but that’s a story for another time

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[heeseung-min]

[13:04]

Sidekick

That's what his friends called him whenever you are with him. They saw how he was took for granted by you. But, he denied it harshly when they said he should not interact with you anymore. That it is unhealthy at this point to be with you.

You love him, you said it everyday and he knew you were saying the truth.

You will not lying to him.

Right?

"Heeseung, come on. We have proof that she is cheating. Look, Jungwon caught this."

Heeseung stared at the clear picture of you and Yeonjun were kissing. He felt hurt. He didn't want to accept this. The photo must been edited. No way you will do this to him. You said you love him.

"No, this...this probably other girl. Probably Jungwon got mistaken."

"FOR FUCK SAKE!! Goddamn it, Heeseung. How long are you gonna denied this??! The picture is fucking clear yet you wanted to act blind? She doesn't love you!!! She's cheat-"

Heeseung only saw red around him. He punched his bestfriend, Jay few times until the male is too weak to stop him. He felt betrayed that Heeseung care more on you than him.

"She loves me. She will not leave me and I will not leave her."

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You were cooking two pack of ramen. Today has been the most tiring day and you need lot of foods. It could be more fun if you can eat your mum's cooking. Living alone sometimes has disadvantage.

You turned off the stove at the same time you heard knock from the door. Quickly, you walked to open it while wondering who will be on your door at midnight.

"Hee...Heeseung...."

His existence quite shocked you but what's more shocking was his clothes stained with blood. The strong iron smell made you uneasy and want to puke.

"What are you-"

"It's not true, right?"

"What?"

He stepped closer and you stepped back from him. This sight of him terrified you so much. You yelped when he suddenly cupped your cheeks with his bloodied hands.

"You only love me, right? You only love and not someone else and totally not Yeonjun, right?"

"Heeseung, what are you doing? What happened to you?"

He now changed his position to kneel in front of you holding your legs so you can't run.

"I went to Yeonjun and asked him because I knew you will not betray me but- but he kept provoking me. He kept saying I should left you because I am not worth it to you. He is such an asshole so I don't have a choice but to kill him. I know you are not cheating on me with that bastard."

He rested his head on your thighs while you went speechless on what he said just now. You looked to your left there was a vase. Quite big and enough to knock person out. But, instead of taking it and smash Heeseung's head, you peeled away yourself from Heeseung and hugged him closer.

"You love me. I knew it you love me not him."

"Yes, I love you so much, Heeseung."

The smell of iron is not bothering you anymore as he snuggled himself on your neck seeking for comfort.

"Don't leave me. I will do anything for you. Just please don't leave me."

People can call him sidekick or anything they want. Heeseung doesn't care about that. What matters is you and him together.

"Alright, Heeseung. I will not leave you anymore."

After all, he is sidekick that worships you.

Ohooo hehe okay did you guys notice the bite me lyrics🤭😂 I hope you guys enjoy this. Please give lots of love😼😼I will do my best to help you enjoy the story

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[threadsdemiseif]

Helloooo 👀 I saw your IF (after you followed me - kekeke) and I was wondering for the Deziree route:

Considering the morbid history they share, would MC have the option to feel remorseful about the situation? Like, despite how their relationship went down, MC did (and maybe does?) love Ziree and even still felt guilty for the stuff that went down (But given how fucked up MC is, they're more guilty about the fact they hurt Ziree than the fact they cut their thread.)

Please do not feel pressured to agree or the like if this ask is uncomfortable! Feel free to PM me if you do not wish to see this sort of ask! Because I can imagine MC has an intense infatuation with Ziree since the beginning, up to a yandere point (hence, unhealthy obsession). Does MC feel guilty for hurting Ziree? Yes. But the fact they're the ones who drove Ziree insane about MC? Definitely soaking up the attention. The damage on their legs? A memento from Ziree to never forget them.

Even being the source of hate for Ziree could make the more masochistic MC shiver with delight at having their eyes on them. All MC would swore would be to never hurt(?) Ziree again.

But again, this is just headcanon - feel free to shut this ask down if it's too much!

REMEMBER TO TAKE BREAKS IN BETWEEN!

Ohooo, that's quite a lot of text, but too bad I love hearing what people have to say!

Of course they can feel remorse, dear fellow author 🤭

Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss or Reaping Repent Redemption 

I did not put these lines here for nothing, after all. Though, people do like the psychopath part a lot and I understand how they feel clearly.

There's going to be a choice whether MC's doings are intentional or not. For the non intentional like the one you take interest in, the MC does their actions because they cannot understand the term "Love" truly means. They are a natural born psychopath, after all.

They do their actions out of their interest of their lover and yet did not know that their actions would make the same lover despise them.

You will have the ability to choose to feel grief, disappointment, happiness, or nothing about their capture. That includes becoming obsessed with how different they are from their usual look and swearing themselves to not hurt them any more as they grip and place the promise ring Ziree dropped to be placed inside their pocket safely and kept for years to come. 😋

#thread's demise #li : deziree #mc asks #interactive fiction #if game #if wip

[millecrepe]

I thought the relay interview for the movie was cute so translation under the cut

KINGOHGER RELAY INTERVIEW START YAAAAY

Q. Please introduce yourself

Taisei: Thank you Kuwagon! In the role of Gira Husty, Sakai Taisei.

Aoto: I'll take you to the top like a grasshopper! In the role of Yanma Gast, I'm Watanabe Aoto.

Erica: Let's go! Scorpie <3 Playing Hymeno Ran, I'm Murakami Erica.

Yuzuki/Yuzuyan: The mirror of the people, in the role of Rita Kaniska, Hirakawa Yuzuki.

Sou/Souchan: FOR THE OCCASION, LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF! AS KAGURAGI DYBOWKY, I'm Kaku Sou. :)

Masashi: Did you have a good dream? ~ Playing Jerami Brasieri, Ikeda Masashi "to sa ~" (or so it goes).

Q. What do you like about your character?

Taisei: He's always outright and full of emotions!

Aoto: I respect that air of distance he puts up with people.

Erica: The way she always gets involved and be kind.

Yuzuyan: Eeeeeh, they're intersting...

Souchan: Eeeeeh, he's cute!

Masashi: Umm, his elocution.

Q. If you became a king what would you like?

Taisei: To slack off.

Aoto: I want to eat delicious foods.

Erica: If I was a king that's it? I want to try out lots of different fashion/styles.

Yuzuyan: Eeee, er, I'd like to eat luxurious foods everyday.

Souchan: I want to end wars (make them disappear). (everyone: wwwwww)

Masashi: Eeer I want Doraemon as my retainer. (everyone: wooo)

Q. What kind of extraordinary power would you like?

Taisei: Is it as a king? Er... Manipulating time. (everyone: ohooo) (taisei makes extra gestures) (everyone: wwww)

Aoto: Umm, free control over weight.

Erica: A power that would let me travel to various place... A door to everywhere! (off screen: Wait is it okay to say??)

Yuzuyan: (laughs at Erica's question) Err, something simple, to fly!

Souchan: I want to eat honyaku konjac (t/n > ref to Doraemon "translation gummy" he wants to speak every language)

Masashi: I want to be a human car-wash (t/n > ?? if you know what he means teach me, "want to be like a bathtub or something")

Q. If you could change countries, which king would you like to be?

Taisei: Yanma Gast. His chivalry... I like it ✧

Aoto: Kaguragi Dibowsky! I want to eat delicious foods (editors: second time lol)

Erica: Rita Kaniska, I want to become very smart.

Yuzuyan: Hymeno Ran, I want to wear a cute dress :)

Souchan: Hymeno Ran, eer, I want to be very strong (macho sdkfjhskdf) (everyone: akjzhdfkshfdslkf is that right???)

Masashi: Hymeno Ran, I want to be/feel beautiful.

Q. What's your favourite episode?

Taisei: Waah eer, the 1st? Ye personally I liked the first when I showed resolve to stand up to Racules!

Aoto: The 10th! When Legend KingOhger appeared!

Erica: 17th, when Gira and Yanma clashed and bonded more.

Yuzuyan: The 16th, when we saw Rita's right eye, it's my fav.

Souchan: 15th when we got confused about Suzume.

Masashi: 11th I like the spider mask.

Q. Can you imitate your second in command?

Taisei: I'll do Racules!! King of Shugoddom, Racules Husty. I am the country. (everyone: wwwww souchan: so he's the second)

Aoto: (imitating Shiokara) Here comes! Detective Pillbug ~ (t/n > sorry I forgot the ref ;-;)

Erica: (rolling her fake mustache in the manner of Sebas) (editors: Sebastian??)

Yuzuyan: (imitating Morfonia) Rita ~

Souchan: (imitating Kuroda) LORD KAGURAGI!!

Masashi: (imitating Gerojim <3) Jeramiii... I think you are the most suitable to rule over Chikyu...

Q. Who would you take on a deserted island?

Taisei: Uwaa eer, Kaku-san! Like he's so kind, he would give me everything... (everyone: wooah)

Aoto: I would take Kaku-san too, I think he would have brought food with him.

Erica: For me a character, Yanma! I think he would develop/create something from nothing!

Yuzuyan: Kaku-san also, he would protect me.

Souchan: Myself! Like I'm pretty strong...

Masashi: Kaku-san! I want to become strong (macho) (everyone: wwwww)

Q. If you could travel to another world, what kind of place would you go?

Taisei: In the show? Ummmmm, I'd go to Toufu! Want to eat good food.

Aoto: Let's see. A world where we all talk the same language, all 7billion of humans. (everyone: waah)

Erica: A place with a lot of different sceneries... a world where I can explore like in a rpg.

Yuzuyan: Another world... eeeer, hmmmmmm, WAH HARD TO SAY (everyone: wwwww)

Souchan: I want to go to a world with the cutting-edge technology of N'Kosopa!

Masashi: A world where there's no timescape. (everyone: wooo)

Q. Tell us what you like about the person after you.

Taisei: (looks back) Chivalry (repeats it again)

Aoto: Her guts!

Erica: Very kind and cheerful person! (yuzuyan: peace sign)

Yuzuyan: His funny side (who laughs a lot)!

Souchan: The fact that he'll definitely laugh at even my most boring gag! (everyone: wwww masashi: who will)

Masashi: His cute side.

Q. Altogether, do a pose of the kingohgers getting along!

Everyone: (peace signs) Kuwagooon!

Q. Please do your Moffun's voice.

Everyone: Rittan (moffun's imitation)

Masashi: Let's do it in relay.

Taisei: Rittan... Rittan. Rita, I like you.

Aoto: Rittaaaaaaan wwwww (goes off embarrassed) (yuzuyan: that's not right wwww)

Erica: Rita is a genius.

Yuzuyan: Welcome back Rittan...

Souchan: Jerami Brasieri...

Masashi: Rittan I love you (aishiteru) (yuzuyan: no that's too much)

Q. Expose something cute from a cast member.

Taisei: Eeeee?? Um Aoto, he seperates his lunch in half (half and half) (everyone: wwww)

Aoto: Ikeda-kun's reaction when a moth came flying. (imitates his fright) (everyone: wwww souchan: right right!)

Erica: Yuzuyan when she forgot her gloves (imitates flustered yuzuyan) (everyone: www yuzuyan: it's true!!)

Yuzuyan: Eee hm that's difficult (erica: ye right?) eeeer let's see... Taisei, when he made a mistake "SORRY SORRY"

Souchan: Aoto in the Line gc "ah shoot I drank a little and I cried reading the script..." so he said (everyone: gibberish agreeing laughing at aoto)

Masashi: Souchan's hm. When Souchan overreacted to a gag "THERE'S NO WAY THAT HAPPENED" line (everyone: wwww)

Q. Invite fans on a date to see the Kingohger movie.

Taisei: (gets close and winks) I'm waiting on the other side... (everyone: woooooo)

Aoto: Come (t/n > I'm sorry he just said 'koi yo' I'm howling)

Erica: (tsun) It's not like I want to go with you or anything... (taisei: wah)

Yuzuyan: Let's watch the movie. (plain)

Souchan: (playing cute) So hm I got two tickets and not really have anybody to go with, would you like to go together? (everyone: oh that's a good way around wwww)

Masashi: Let's (nah) I'm appearing (in the movie) won't you come together with me?

Q. Give us a reason to go see the movie.

Taisei: A thrilling and magnificent fantasy!

Aoto: The Gira fight at the climax where we all 6 unite!

Erica: The set is so extravagant/impressive it has great impact!

Yuzuyan: The super cool cast!!

Souchan: You'll get to learn about the 6 kings' past, it's so good!

Masashi: When we cross to the world of the dead, you'll definitely cry!!

(everyone gets in position) Go watch the movie!!! (waves at the camera)

#ready to rumble #translation #super sentai #kingohger cast #vid #kingohger

[stiffyck]

You might have seen these before but classic walking plant Scar is my favourite just because there can be so many headcannons and he’s so expressive he should have expressive magic

You might have also seen rag doll or ceramic doll Scar but all the stitching and cracks are just a fun way to  interpret his scars

Idk if I’ve seen this but- familiar Scar :0 he’s all glowy and very clingy

That’s all :> Ty for reading

Also yeah, trying desperately to break out of the common hc’s, nothing wrong with them but especially with Grian, if it’s leant into too much it makes it really hard to do anything but that

Also Unicorn Mumbo but specifically our fucked up scottish unicorns or kelpie- they appear as gorgeous unicorns and call for you to ride them but the second you touch them you get stuck and they turn into this sea weed mermaid horse that walks you into the ocean and you have no choice but to drown

To make that a au, selkie grain (shape shifters that wear seal fur to turn into them) and siren Scar, which isn’t really a Scottish thing but suits him very well

Okay now I’m actually done

OHOOO I LOVE ALL THIS YES

Plant scar is amazing I need to draw him

#stiff talk #asks

[tickling-giggles]

Tickletober Day 4: Games

Pairing: Kenma Kuroo

Can be viewed as Platonic or romantic✨

———————————————————————

“Oh kenma” kuroo entered their apartment singing his name.

No answer

Kenma he called again before searching the apartment for him.

“I said OH KENMAAAAAAAAAA- kenma did you not hear me” he walked into their bedroom seeing him sitting in the bean bag.

“Hmm hey kuroo”

“Kenma what’re so focused on now that you could even give me my greeting hug” Kuroo slightly pouted

“Like and it’s raining hard outside it would be nice to be in a WARM EMBRACE but n—“ kuroo rambled on before kenma cut him off.

“No sure”

“What?”

“Nice, cool color”

“I— YOUR NOT EVEN LISTENING” kuroo chuckled just as his phone started ringing seeing that it was bokuto. “You better be lucky bo called mister HEY BO WASSUPP!”

“Yeah I know” kenma half answered, he glanced to see kuroo on the couch chatting with bokuto.

Just as he looked back at his game it saw it spinning. Uh oh the wifi got turned off. He was trying to figure out why until he remembered when kuroo told him the rain was really bad outside.

“Tch damn the rain just had to mess with the wifi”kuroo groaned a bit as it made him upset a little but it gave him the opportunity to mess with kenma.

“Ohooo kenm-“

“I’m right here” Kenma notified.

“Wohoah you summoned before I can even finish calling your name wow this is new” Kuroo chuckled even though he genuinely was kinda surprised.

“You must be bored Huh?”

“Yeah I guess” Kenma admitted.

“In that case you wanna play a game”.

“If this is some type of stupid thing then no” kenma answered seeing the pattern everytime he’s bored kuroo ends up tricking him into something stupid.

“No it’s not I promise you’ll laugh it’s called duck duck goose” Kuroo smiled .

“Kuroo are you an idiot or are you an idiot you need atleast 4 people minimum to play it basic rules” kenma bluntly asked.

“Ah but here’s a twist you don’t”

“I am not chasing you around the house you know I hate running” Kenma slowly started to whine.

“No one’s chasing no one if you come here and let me show you instead of you criticizing me then you’ll understand” Kuroo dramatically sighed.

Kenma rolled his eyes as he plopped down on the couch next to him “So….”

“No come on the floor with me hold one of your hands like this” Kuroo showed him as kenma copied.

“Now what” kenma impatiently asked still bored, kuroo swiftly pinned both of his arms above his head.

“This is my version of duck duck goose ready?” Kuroo smiled innocently which made kenma even more nervous.

“Um no”

“Too bad Duck Duck duck duck” kuroo started off poking his sides

“Stahap poking mehe this isn’t even aha gahame”

“Goose!” kuroo dug into his armpits.

“AhahaAhahahHaAHA StOhOhohP”

Nope

“Duck duck duck duck”

“Nohoho nonono”

“GOOSE!”

“NAHahahAhahHAHa THIihiIs isn’t Fahahir”

It’s plenty fair you said you were bored I asked if you wanted to play duck duck goose you said yes so now here we are”Kuroo explained that cheeky asshat he was right but still.

“Now stop trying to distract me duck duck duck” kuroo rolled his eyes, he took a long pause after the last duck.

“WAAHAHAit wahhahait” kenma squealed assuming he was gonna yell goose.

“I didn’t even do it yehet” kuroo couldn’t help but giggle.

“Go— duck duck” kuroo tricked him

“Jeheherk”

“You know what kenma, I have had enough of your slick little comments, when I’m being nice and keeping you busy with games” Kuroo jokingly furrowed his brows, before pulling kenma into a different position where both of his hand s have acess to tickle him.

“Thihis isn’t eheven a gahahme stuhuhupid NYAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

“This is now your consequence of having a slicky ricky mouth” Kuroo taunted.

“STAHAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIT”

“Nope”

“IHIHI STAHAHAPED RAHAHAAHINING LOOHOHOHK NOHOHI RAHAHAHIN” kenma pointed out hoping kuroo would let up.

“Oh your right” kuroo looked out the window. “But we’re having so much fun” kuroo teased.

“I DOHOHON’T WANNAHAHAHAT TOHOHO PLAHAHAY THIHIHIS GAMEHEHEHEHE ANEHEHHEMORE”

“Well that’s too bad”

“NAHAHAHAHHA KUROO NOHOHOOOO

“Naha kuroo yeeeess”

“YOHOHOHOHUR BEHEHEHING MEHEHEHAN”

“Good”

#kiara writes #tickle fic #tickletober #tickle drabble #haikyuu tickles #haikyuu tickle #haikyuu tickling #lee!kenma #ler!kuroo #kiara tickletober #tickletober2022 #day 4 #haikyuu tickle fic #haikyuu tickle drabble #tickletober drabble #tickletober fic

[lunapwrites]

Hi yes hello I would like #2 for Harry, #26 for Harry + Remus, and #23 for whoever/however many you want to answer for (but esp Harry)

Ohooo, mixing it up, eh? Excellent. <3

2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on (for Harry)

Okay so this is technically a specifically Hinny read, BUT - I maintain that he noticed Ginny right off the bat, and it didn't happen "all of a sudden" in 6th year. Even as early as the very first time he saw her on Kings Cross - he watched her wave the train off. Idk about you, but I might have been more interested in the train I just got on, or getting a better look at the magical crowd of people as a whole. Additionally there's several points when he picks up on things she's doing when others are ignoring her, and when it would be normal and expected for him to ignore her also. But he doesn't! Anyway I think that was just a lot of him Noticing and not having a way to contextualize it internally. Because Harry does a lot of observing and not a lot of verbalizing his observations lol.

26. What would Harry do if stuck in an elevator with Remus?

I would say that if they were truly stuck (after Remus had tried every unlocking spell he knew - which I imagine are plentiful - and discovered that Apparition wasn't an option for whatever reason) then they'd probably just chat. Harry would probably get Remus to tell him some stories, and Remus would figure out a way to twist them so that a) they showed James in the best possible light and b) he simply did not feature in them. They might also discuss some sociopolitical stuff, depending on what Harry thought to ask, because Remus was always very good about answering those sorts of questions (as long as it wasn't about him - at least directly.) I do not think that Remus would ask Harry about his home life. I think he's resolved not to know. And Harry is fine with that, because he's resolved not to acknowledge it.

23. If the following characters were scented candles, what would they smell like - I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED, LT, THIS IS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT.

Harry - Pine, petrichor, black tea

Ron - Fresh mown grass, cotton, fresh bread

Hermione - Black coffee, parchment, woodsmoke

Sirius - (this is very LTL specific, but) mulling spices, cypress, and a hint of warm leather.

Remus - (also LTL specific) sandalwood, cedar, tobacco

Tonks - (ALSO very LTL specific) - lavender, oak, tea-and-scones

I can't remember the specific combinations that I had for Lily and James off the top of my head, but like. Assume they were detailed lol.

Thanks for the ask!

#ask games #responses #hp #character asks

[herzlak]

Tatort Münster: MagicMom

Wir freuen uns. Freuen uns. Schauma mal was wird. Was wird.

Was ein nices Titel Schriftzug Dings

"Was willst du denn mal werden, wenn du groß bist?" HAHA Thiel was laberst du

Boerne & Alberich arriving together!! :)

Sie ist seine Favoritin!!!!

"HERR SCHRADER IST NUR NACH FEIERABEND SCHWUL"

BURRRRNNNNN

queer <3

Die sind so böse heute hahaa

DAS ALTE DORTMUND PRÄSIDIUM FICKT EUCH DOCH

Dem Boerne sein T-Shirt zum Geburtstag <3

Hahahaha Mirko

Jaja viele Fragen

Er gendert <3

Mirkööö my feminist babe, er hat von Klemm gelernt!!!

SchraderIN-

Er will das noch sehen, Boerne!!!!

Thiel ist erschüttert

Und ich auch

Und Boerne ist darüber erschüttert, dass Thiel erschüttert ist

Was ist das denn jetzt??

Auf dieses Durchbrechen des vierten Displays hätt ich verzichten können

Reverse feminism a la Boerne

Wie das eine Kind einfach strikt nicht in die Kamera schauen will

"Miauuuu" OH BOYS

looking at saarbrücken, that's sorta gay

GAHAHAH WAS IST DAAAAAS

Aww Mirko sieht so hübsch aus in dem Licht und der Jacke :)

GAY!!! Das is extra für Mirko!!!

Heh ich finds irgendwie schön mit dem Straßenfestival :))

Dem Vaddern sein Premiumgras <3

Die Chefin ohooo

Die Chefin sieht übrigens auch sehr hübsch aus in diesem dezent queeren Licht

"Ne echt abgefuckte BusyBitch"

OHOHOHO SO HAT SIE IHN NICHT ERZOGEN

ER ENTSCHULDIGT SICH BEI ALLEN FRAUEN. FÜR ALLES.

DAS HAT SIE GEHÖRT HAHAH

"Er hat ein Boerne-Out."

"HEUTE MACHEN WIR MAL NEN SCHERZ AUF IHRE KOSTEN, NÄCHSTE WOCHE MACHT DAS WIEDER FRAU HALLER"

Boerne for DSDS

Dem Boerne seine alte Männlichkeit </3

Literal partners in crime, Jungs das ist illegal

*YEETS THE CHILD*

Sie tun ein Eis essen am Hafen wie zwei beste Freunde :)

Sie tun des anderen Eis probieren :))

naww der papa mit seinen kinders :(

Ein Boernebaby

Oh weh Frau Haller muss Babysitten

Die Stimme aus dem Off kümmert sich um die Kinder, ja Gott sei Dank

Omg Boerne und Alberich tun wieder einbrecheeeen!!!

Saufen die jetzt zusammen???

HALLO MACHT DOCH HIER KEINEN CUT

WAS SOLL DAS

ICH BIN EMPÖRT

Boah ohne Alkohol, langweilig

Sie sieht übrigens sehr hübsch aus in dem rosa Mantel und dem pinken Licht

WAS TUT ER DA

Lass sie doch aufs Klo gehen.

Aufs Herrenklo.

Schon wieder??? WIESO FÄHRT DER IHR IMMER DAVON, DER ARSCH

SIE REDET IHM DAGEGEN, DANKE

Yes queen, zick ihn richtig an

BOERNE, DER AM AASEE MÜLL SAMMELT. AUF STILETTOS.

HAHAHA ALLE SIND SO DUMM UND VERRÜCKT

Hat er ne Taube überfahren-

Meanwhile crashed Boerne in die Lamberti Kirche

Mit einer... Pizzaschachtel... ja klar

Ich gebs ja zu, I have fallen for the tragic single dad who cuddled with his kids und komplett ignoriert, dass es obviously er war

BOERNE IST SO EIN WICHSER HAHAH

DIE HABEN EINEN FIST BUMP GEMACHT UND WIR DURFTEN ES NICHT SEHEN

ICH BIN ERSCHÜTTERT!!!!

#Tatort #Tatort münster

[steelthroat]

um um um Skystar for ask game ?

Ohooo- a personal controversial of mine :3

I know it looks confusing-

I like them but I don't feel strongly about them/I prefer them when they are exes. Still appreciate who knows how to write them well and huh... well I am eating the fanarts you know ahahahah

Also yes they're codependent even I'd they're not romantic (look especially at sg lmao-)

#thanks for the ask #steel answers

[heraldofcrow]

You did WHAT? Lmao I am so proud of you fdshfgdsfsd

Ok, the blood lipstick thing was just messing around but the manager thing?? OHOOO!!

I was literally so tired of her nagging over stuff we LITERALLY WERE ALLOWED TO DO, and instead of mouthing off, my trick is just to give people heart attacks because frankly, it WORKS. So yes.

One of my funniest work experiences yet. Just happily offering her some “blood” and seeing her stammer in confusion, halfway laugh, and then sort of get her complaint out was the funniest damn thing. I was grinning like a madwoman all the way through and she pretty much left me alone after that lmao.

#it was a thick red juice that looked a lot like blood so…she wouldn’t even know for sure xD #anyway that is around the time my workmates started calling me the vampire #it worked!! #HAHA FOOLISH MORTALS!! #asks #mutuals #stories

[very-important-guy]

Hey hey!! I want to talk a little more. What subject do you like, perhaps? I'm interested in humanitarian sciences and literature! I used to find them pointless but with the right teachers i found big inspiration from them. Although i don't want to make my career or choose my profession based on them. I just hope i will keep reading, analyzing and daydreaming in the future.

What about you?

Ohooo yes humanitarian scrience is pretty cool. Im interested in history, but like not wars more like kings and queens, the Revolution of France or russian, and and and. But i also wouldnt make a caree out of these, i just really wanne learn more about it.

#history #love talking to you #its very fun #science

[the-muzansama]

”Ohooo my Lord Muzan, that picture sith that open jeans....goddamn„ Koyuki was sweating

Yes. It is not up for sale right now, dear. *he snickers*

#muzan

[welcome-to-the-bank-of-bread]

Does Maverick know how to swim?

he does, yes! I have to ask him for help sometimes, ohooo...

#omori #omori bread twins #omori daphne #daphne omori #omori mikhael #mikhael omori #omori the maverick #the maverick omori #the bread twins!

[albertswitch]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BJZQCJ16

"You won't mean...OHOOO, you can't be serious, can you, Arnold?" Asked Tricia with an outraged glare as her hands went backward in a gesture of protection over the fabric of her nightshirt stretched over her protruding buttocks. "I'm very serious, and in fact right now we have something that needs to be arranged regarding your attitude toward our family budget, young lady.  Came here in front of me, NOW!" "Arnold, you...you wouldn't dare..." she said nodding her head no but all the same obeying his order and putting herself in front of her authoritative husband. "Hands." Was all that she said. Automatically she put her hands at her side and stood attention in front of him. He had feared that there would be arguments and opposition from his wife, but now that he saw how well-conditioned to the authority she was, he was happy he had taken decisively the matter into his hands.   He scolded her briefly about their family economy and about her stubbornness then, just as he had seen Mr. Thompson do, he reached under Tricia's nightshirt and lowered her skimpy panties to her ankles. He then patted his leg and ordered, "Over!" As she obediently started to bend herself Arnold took hold of Tricia and draped her over his left thigh. He had her with her head and chest on the bed while her legs were between his. Arnold rolled her white nightshirt up over her waist and for a moment stood admiring the pale roundness of his wife's bottom bent and propped up. He then clamped his right leg over the back of her left leg and his left leg over the back of her right, just like Mr. Thompson did with Katie. His left arm was across Tricia’s back and he was holding onto her hip. He looked down and saw that Tricia had turned her head and she was looking at him with flushed cheeks and teary eyes. She opened her pretty lips and let out a sorrowful pleading, "I'm sorry honey...please...noooo!" "Oh yes, Tricia," said Arnold and raised his open hand high to the ceiling. At first Tricia couldn't believe that her big, wet tears and sorrowful puppy-dog eyes didn't move her husband but he was all business. SPANKK!