day 5. funny shirt fthursday
sketch version under the cut. because i think it looks funny.
i did this with my finger on my ipad screen (with really high stabilization on accident) because my pen died. kind of love how silly it looks
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proud that you're going to make a delicious cake !!!
[id: a full-body digital drawing of muffet from undertale. she smiles, holding up the player soul tangled in a web in her first set of arms, and a tea tray and spider donut in her second. text at the bottom right reads: "happy eighth!" /end id]
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idk gang i know we all love jealous hoffman but we really need to start considering the sheer potential of jealous strahm. imagine the absolute state of crisis he'd enter at the chilling realization he was feeling Jealous In Regards To Hoffman. he would Not abide by anybody touching his garbage
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was playing corporate clash and was like. oh this is fun! it needs problematic yuri. here it is.
the context i wrote up + a um. kinda suggestive drawing down below
my vision was that the Rainmaker is apart of some highly successful family business legal group, which has just recently come into possessive of a large piece of land. my girl the Land Acquisition Architect (ms.LAA) hears about this and is like ohhhh yes. need to get in on this!! so she scopes it out and picks the weak link in the group, that being the Rainmaker, and pursues her in order to get her to sign over her cut of the land to her.
it’s going well, mostly because Rainmaker has no friends and has never had anyone express interest in her before ever, and so eventually ms. LAA proposes the Give Me Your Land deal, but tries to make it sound cute and fun. and Rainmaker is like… what? i don’t own any land. and ms. LAA is like. what do you mean you don’t, youre apart of that rich lawyer family that just got some. and Rainmaker is like. well i was. but i quit the business to pursue poetry (author’s note: it’s going terribly). and they disowned me haha (’:
ms. LAA then realizes this was all one big waste of time, and proceeds to ghost Rainmaker, who takes it really really poorly because she has received No Love her whole coggy life and is devastated. so she copes with it really normally by breaking into the land office and flooding it.
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homosexual art promised down below:
i think that the Rainmaker should have a mask to cover the fact that her design was unfinished and scrapped, hence why she’s so Not Into Cog Stuff. they built most of the body, decided against it, and never added in the proper programming, so she’s glitchy (mentally unstable) and out of place in cog society smth smth watever…..more importantly it means GAY ENDOSKELETON KISSING.
ok that’s all
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let me be clear astarion is easily the best written character in the game. and is tons and tons of fun. but i like him because he's shitty and mean and manipulative and also deeply complex and silly and sometimes even occasionally sweet. robbing him of his negative traits makes me roll my eyes.. let my freakazoid tell lies and act awfully without reducing it to Trauma Response We Should Coddle & Forget
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Wait!!! You said that you love birdwatching, me too!! What have you seen so far and which ones are your favourite?
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*casual birdwatching! as in i watch birds when they're around!
the list of birds ive seen in the wild is too long to list... and i dont think i can name a favori-roadrunners Its Roadrunners. im a roadrunner fan. meep meep
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OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING.
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER.
HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS?
I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER.
FAILURE.
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