#oh i missed the crabs

[lightninginhersoul]

🦀 time for crab 🦀

*clack clack clack* It’s crab time *clack clack clack*

today i summoned 415 crabs and caught 1 💰 of them. look at them all!

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just me and my crab army *clack clack clack* 🦀

@old-bird thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#time for crab #crab time #oh i missed the crabs #crab #clack #thank you for the crabs bestie!! #i can't wait to summon more but this is 414 crabs on screen for 4.14 ❤️ #e speaks

[official-crab-posts]

queuing up crab posts on my phone: :)

queuing up crab posts on my laptop and seeing that a post i queued up on my phone is from a transphobe: :(

#not a crab #the crab speaks #sad. oh well #i dont wanna engage with those kinds of people so when i see them i delete them #that being said i dont have time to vet every person i reblog from so sorry if i miss someone

[youareunbearable]

I always see these posts about Maedhros and Elwing, like yes both leap to their deaths clutching a Silmaril and I adore the foil allegories, but what of Maglor??

My tiktok feed has been playing that one fan Odysseus song, the "get in the water, or ill raise the tides so high all of Ithaca will die" song, and I cant help but just picture Maglor, at the ends of his rope, covered in Ambarussa's blood, the youngest son of Feanor again after spending an untold amount of time being the second oldest, just going still and deadly at Elwing

Hes no Luthien, no half Maia that can pluck at the threads of reality like one can a harp, but he is the best Singer of the Noldor, and depending on who you ask, of all of the First Born. One of the only Sons of Feanor with an affinity for water while the rest burn, but that doesn't mean he can't become a rolling boil.

Once the final breath of Ambarussa escapes their lungs, oh the Scream Maglor will have let go. Just as a drowning person will grasp at anything to keep them afloat, even to the point where they may drown their rescuer just to keep their head above the waves, Maglor’s scream PULLS

All the water surrounding this costal city would Lurch, would rush and flood and crash upon the city walls. The streets, already run red with blood, would become knee deep blood pools. These red rivers would part before him and his echoing dirge, his siren wailing, the bloody waves would lap at his feet with every step he would take up Elwing's tower.

He would corner her, eyes blazing with the same light that she clutches desperately to her chest, to her heart, and Maglor wouldn't care about the Jewel, he's already lost so much to it that if he held it himself he would just toss it into the waves anyways, let it sink to the black depths where it belongs.

No, Maglor would pin her on the balcony, block her exits so all she can see is the blood stained water seeping around his feet, inching towards her, and the furious roar and crash of the raging ocean behind. He would hum, a disarming little song, and the waves seem to surge upwards, reaching towards the tower balcony on beat. The spray of the waves would splatter across her back, would mist Maglor’s face, the salt of the ocean mixing with the salt of his tear stained face. He would look at her, dripping in water and blood, both of his brothers and his enemies, and he would sing one little line, a command more like.

"Get in the water"

#maglor #Silmarillion #elwing #silm fic #lotr #ANYWAYS u know me I love mae but ive been thinking about how it's not fair that Maglor #doesnt also get his grief despair wump #elwing throws herself into the waves and gets saved #while maglor is doomed to stalk its edge #i dont have my copy of silm rn csuse I packed it but its Ulmo that turns her into a sea bird right? #what if he did that because he knew that he wouldnt be able to save her if she touched the watet #maglor has such a GRIP on the water around sirion rn that even Ulmo would be unsure #if he could completely keep her safe #so he turns her into a bird right as maglors waves reach up and miss her by a breath #by a wing tip and maglor SCREAMS #look im fond of maglor becoming a crazed beach bum but i also like to imagine him just MURKING #all thr seagulls he can get his hands on Just In Case #elrond or his sons find him and theyre like Maglor Come Home and hes just RIPPING into a seagull #with his little circle of crabs around him and theyre like Oh Hum #amber rambles

[crehador]

can i be real i feel like high card would have been more compelling if they'd introduced the old man yaoi element sooner. like the twinks they've got running around are fine and all but king is hilarious and whatever toxic mess theodore and ban have going on is deeply intriguing. to me

#crab watches #high card #for basically the whole series i've felt like this is pretty good and there's nothing in particular i would complain about #but it just feels like it's missing something #then with this most recent ep's flashback i was like OH HELLO #NOW WE'RE TALKING

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Sako: What song should I play-

Hawks: ALL STAR

Sako:

Sako: [sighs] What other song?

#NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP #NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWNN #incorrect lov #guys i dont listen to whatever's popular nowadays and i last queued this when despacito wasnt entirely dead #that's a lie it was totally dead ive just been trying to figure out what song to replace it with for a year #i got nothing all i know is jpop #debated replacing despacito with megalovania but too many syllables #mr compress #WAIT just remembered all star exists #got em #still gonna keep the tags though bc im lazy #i only know all star and crab rave #god remember crab rave #that was the shit #sako atsuhiro #bnha hawks #takami keigo #oh and take on me #i miss when i knew meme songs #who knows what kids are memeing to these days #im so oldddddd

[black-quadrant]

enjoy crab

okay

This.... I was not expecting when I permitted crab lmfao

thank you for bringing this into existence Crab Anon I'll never doubt You again

#I'm crying this made my LIFE oh my god and it's #so GOOD TOO? that's what absolutely made this 🤣🤣🤣 #twewy #the world ends with you #gift art #oh how i missed the gift art tag #p.s. crab anon please be my friend

[duckduckngoose]

"oh I'll listen to a little Taz graduation as background nois-'

Immediately gets obsessed with Taz graduation again

#the duck quacks #i missed it frfe #also credits to that one person who was like *oh taz graduation is like a sunday morning cartoon bc you can pick and episode and enjoy it* #(or smth like that) #i didnt realize how true that was until now coz i just picked a random ep and was immediately invested #also i wanna cosplay fitzroy now oops (i have all parts of the cosplau except a cloak/cape and a crab plush to resble snippers) #(and more assecories ofc)

[explode4evr]

does anyone else like. crave seafood after playing splatoon for long enough

#joast #splatoon #like ive been playing it all day and i woukd KILL for some calimari or crab boil rn #and popcorn shrimp. oh my god i miss you popcorn shrimp

[pebbltree]

Peb, I miss crab. Have you tried crab before? I love crab. I want crab.

ARAH HI <333

i have actually not tried crab before! i would potentially try it one day i think. however i have caught fiddler crabs and have been pinched by some other random crab. ive also seen my fair share of horseshoe crabs, they’re fascinating creatures

#hi arah!!! #dude i miss crab too i need to see one #🦀🦀🦀 #what’s the texture of crab like it’s been a while since ive been with someone who ordered any #it’s good to see you my beloved friend i need to remember to dm you more <3 #oh and are you excited for mcc scuffed?

[remnants]

i just ate my last crab stick.

#tomi.txt #I KNEW WHEN I WAS AT THE STORE I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT MORE BUT I DIDN'T 😭😭😭 #oh crab sticks wrapped in seaweed with mayo i will miss you forever 🕊💖 #<- doesn't wanna stop by the store bc it's out of the way

[rattusn0rvegicus]

ok. Another thing that bothers me about that guilt trippy food post. People acting like vegetables (avocados etc) are inherently less ethical than meat sound to me like WASPy white kids who won't eat seasoned veggies because it's too "ethnic" or whatever. Like look. I know I'm just pulling this completely out of my ass and that was NOT the point of the post. But years of going over to other white friends houses and eating boiled/roast unseasoned chicken breasts and mashed potatoes mashed into oblivion with no salt or garlic or seasoning when I grew up with a very hispanic food culture has ruined me and I need an excuse to rant about it

#Like okay I'm a white guy myself but the mainstream white culture approach to food makes me want to jump off a building ahdsjsjfjjdjff #Like why???? Why do you hate vegetables and seasoning so much #I need more irl friends from immigrant families/friends of color tbh bc like visiting friends' families from my 95% white high school #was like. Everyone sitting around like 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍 like they didn't even know each other and eating overdone noodles and unseasoned #alfredo sauce out of a can or smth #And me who comes from an italian american family that has been marinating in cuban+spanish culture for 100 years was just like #Ok why is no one talking also this food is terrible and I have to pretend to like it. Is my family just weird or what #and then when I moved to [current city] and started volunteering and like. hanging out with Black ppl more it was like a relevation of OH. #THAT'S JUST MAINSTREAM WHITE AMERICAN CULTURE OKAY OKAY #Like going over to my mom's family's houses vs my dad's family's is a night and day difference #My dad's family just stands around and like awkwardly asks you 1 question about work and then feeds you boiled green beans #My mom's family is like ASHAHSJSJDJDJSJDJDJSS LET'S TALK VERY LOUDLY ABOUT EVERYTHING #WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DEVILLED CRAB? SOME DEEP FRIED TURKEY? SOME ROAST VEGETABLES? SOME LASAGNA? SOME ARROZ CON POLLO?SOME TRES LECHES CAKE? #EAT EAT EAT EAT HAVE SECONDS YOU SHOULD EATSOME MORE LET'S BICKER IN THE KITCHEN FOR TWO HOURS #I LOVE THEM LMAO I MISS THEM

[longroadstonowhere]

WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT

CRABS ARE MINE NOW

#oh man thank you anonymous gifter #i missed out on proper crab day

[yourmoonmomma]

Went to text my sister saying “we should go to grandma’s sometime this summer when you’re down here, just for the point of catching crayfish again and pretend we’re kids”

And then i remembered.

#it was just such a natural thought #like oh man! #i miss hunting crayfish #let’s go to gma’s! #maybe she’ll have apple pie for us! #but then BAM #no we can’t #no crayfish or apple pie or throwing crab apples at each other or watching the koi fish or chasing the chickens #because she is dead

[arolesbianism]

Starting a new oni save that's not a rime colony for the first time in forever and I am in agony how do y'all live like this (shaking and crying as it is forced to enter a mildly warm area for drekos)

#rat rambles #oni posting #also makes guiser taming more annoying but its ok I can manage #my main goal for this playthrough is to make more use of automation and spoms #my last one isnt necessarily being completely abandoned I just wanted to try getting off of rime for a bit #I miss the hypothermia pop ups every five seconds but on the bright side I dont have to worry abt my water supply freezing #Im also trying some other new things and just trying to be more ambitious in general #I managed to force myself to upgrade my bathrooms within the first 50 cycles are you proud of me #I also am making better use of hydro whatever farm plots for my obligatory bristleberry farm #thoroughly enjoying the lessened dupe labor even if it puts a bit more pressure on my initial water supply #I do have a steam vent and a salt water guiser nearby tho so Im not particularly worried #mainly Im just figuring out how I wanna go abt cooling it #my salt water guiser is right by a tundra biome with a cooling machine right inside it so I could attempt to use that #but from my multiple attempts to utilize that thing it's a bit hard to use for liquid cooling #I also think I might build my spom in that same biome so idk #I do have a second tundra biome thats also right next to the saltwater biome but Im trying to preserve it best I can to wildfarm sleet weat #I have also made the laziest drowning chamber I could manage and its called building my hatch ranch over my water tank #plus a critter sensory autosweeper and conveyor loader #it does overkill a lil every time it activates but its ok Im lazy enough to live with it #I also have some pacu and a crab in there so its a whole party in there #this is also going to be my first time having sanishells once I get an egg #not going to properly ranch them tho I kind of just took one to use as a trash can for my early polluted dirt #also Im glad I was able to get onto bristle berries as a primary food source quickly this time around #Im not going to go crazy expanding it for now since I have a couple other crops Im planning on getting going soon as well #mainly lettus and sleet wheat once I find some pips #then I can have early frost burgers if I want. I wont since I havent found any natural gas vents yet but y'know #speaking of oh 4 natural gass vents all near eachother on my last save how I miss you you made power so easy #on the bright side Ill have an oil biome that isn't filled with solid oil this time lol #I should rly make some actual use of oil this time around #hey who knows maybe Ill get far enough to make a sour gas boiler (lying)

[crehador]

screaming crying i'm still going through the story with cn voice pack so i can enjoy the writing but as soon as i saw enigma i was like oh his jp dub voice actor is going to fuck severely, so i looked it up and HE IS UMECHAN 😭😭😭

#crab plays #reverse 1999 #NEED TO RELISTEN TO THIS CHAPTER WITH JP VOICE PACK SOON #ENIGMA PLAYABLE WHEN #uwaghhh i was like oh you know i like nakamura yuichi (6 cv) but in a fairly normal way #THEN THEY COME OUT SWINGING WITH THE UMECHAN NPC #he does look like he would be playable eventually... i suppose we'll see...... #i need to stop looking on cn sites though bc i was poking around for like 15 seconds and saw spoilers lmaooo #i pretend i do not see it 😑 #also. man. i need to update my r1999 jp dub voice actors list. i have been slacking majorly lol #oh but credit where credit's due cn enigma has a very handsome voice also #i'm actually enjoying the cn voice pack a lot overall #(cn regulus is super cute and i'm liking her more and more but still miss nozomin horribly lol) #(everyone else was like great right from the start tbh) #eta: ok enigma is human so i guess lmao will remain unplayable. alas

[weedlovingweed]

i'm so silly in that as soon as the plants start budding again im like ALMOST MULBERRY SEASON!!! and then i am disappointed for like 2-3 months

#i miss mulberries #they are my favorite #i need to freeze a ton this year #i always pick SO many and then i eats them #or make syrup and we use it quick bcs its soooooooooooo tasty #also i love them because i can be walking around or coming form work or smth #and i will just pluck them as a snack #<3 #i love food you have to do things to get #like crab crackin #or wiggling berries from trees and collecting them #also i love when ppl see me foraging and they're like 'oh what are you picking?' #and then i see them picking them later :'-) #also wineberries i know they are so fucking invasive but they are also so fucking deeeeelicious