#og!albechoicale

[hajidumps]

og!Rosalyn: and why are you guys getting married?

og!AlbeChoiCale: tax purposes

og!Choi Han: and the uhh [mumbles] hotgaysex...

og!Rosalyn: ... [stamps the seal approval for the marriage]

og!Rosalyn: [grinning] enjoy the hot gay sex!

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #og!cale henituse #cale henituse #alberu crossman #alver crossman #choi han #og!albechoicale #og!alberu crossman #og!choi han #u cant convince me these 3 fuckers woulds use tax benefits as an excuse to get married #they already act like a old married couple why not have the papers to prove it #this is their plan to be the richest in the continent #Choi Han has two sugar daddies and he aint afraid to use their money

[murasaki-cha]

Og!Cale: Bud could you tell Choi Han that he’s an asshead but I still love him

Og!Bud: Why don’t you tell him yourself?

Og!Cale: We’re fighting

Og!Bud: You’re sitting on his lap??

Og!Alberu: Cale and Choi Han get sad when we have fights.

Og!Alberu: And we don’t want anymore blown up ARM buildings ahead of schedule so we keep them as close as possible

Og!Bud: Why don’t you help them make up

Og!Alberu: I may be their boyfriend but I know better than to get in between those two fighting. They’ll just make me mad too and I’ll also be joining Cale on Choi Han’s lap

Og!Bud: You guys are so weird I’m done

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #albechoicale #bud illis #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #og!albechoicale #og!bud illis #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #tboah

[murasaki-cha]

Og!Rosalyn: Listen up gays

Og!Cale: Don’t you mean guys?

Og!Rosalyn looking at both Og!Alberu and Og!Cale on Og!Choi Han’s lap: Did I fucking stutter?

#og!choi han’s legs are completely numb and he can’t feel them anymore #but og!AlbeCale don’t care #his lap is very comfortable #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tboah #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #og!cale henituse #og!rosalyn #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #og!albechoicale

[hajidumps]

Jung Soo: you deserve a reward for putting up with us

Soo Hyuk: We are rowdy aren't we?

Rok Soo: You guys are my rewards in life [trying hard to hide his embarassment]

*meanwhile*

og!Cale: you deserve a reward for putting up with us

og!Choi Han: those collateral damages costs you a lot...

og!Alberu: [very much tired from paperwork] No shit. You guys drain me of energy in all aspects and most of the times it's not even the fun one!

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #alver crossman #og!cale henituse #kim rok soo #lee soo hyuk #choi jung soo #tboah #poly soo #og!choi han #og!alberu crosmann #albechoicale #there are two types of relationships #give Alberu a break™ #alberu needs a raise #poly soo being cute n shit

[hajidumps]

og!Alberu: Glenn i need your advice

og!Glenn: this is the first time you ask me for help what happened?

og!Alberu: how did you realize you were inlove with Bud?

og!Glenn: I'm inlove Bud?

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #alberu crossman #alver crossman #tcf glenn #bud illis #og!cale henituse #choi han #cale henituse #og!alberu crosmann #og!choi han #tboah #u cant tell me that glenn x bud isnt more of a shitshow than albechoicale #bud may be the mercenary king but he is dumb with his feelings #glenn has been with bud's side for so long that it just feels natural to him #the day they both got carried away bcuz of alcohol is the day the shit show starts #they hooked up #glenn and bud is the ship i never knew i needed

[hajidumps]

AlbeChoiCale in the battlefield

og!Choi Han: Cale marry me!

og!Cale: Not the time you idiot! [throws a molotov cocktail towards ARM]

og!Choi Han: Now maybe the only time [punts a enemy with his sword]

og!Choi Han: I love you! What about you?

og!Cale: [wiping blood of his face to hide his blush] Alberu marry us!

og!Alberu: I would but if you guys dont get your ass to help me fight, we will never get married

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #alver crossman #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #og!rosalyn is at the sidelines looking so tired #they do thos every damn time #mostly bcuz its the only time they can actually propose to each other without people complaining about their love #their in love ur honors

[hajidumps]

Nevermind, please disregard my earlier ask. I just re-read the post and I realized they did mention Choi Han. It was so small and at the end that I completely missed it. I hope you have a great day and I look forward to seeing more of your content!

Honestly valid questioning I post more of like og!choicale because enemies to lovers but yeah usually i add the albechoicale or anything really on my tags (either its additional bits or a whole new thing - trust the tags it has everything)

#hope u enjoy the shit content #I do more of og!choicale but i promise i love Alberu (continues to make alberu suffer) #alberu is the leash holder while choicale are the one that are leashed #ur honor choicale r rabid lil shits who would fight anyone that questions alberus everything

[hajidumps]

og!Cale would wear 'girly' clothes to

piss of people

it's nice clothes

he likes the clothes

piss of noble he hates

make people question their sexuality

flirt with og!choi han

flirt with the enemy

flirt with og!alberu

he really like the color scheme and the style

piss of people

beat up people and make them humiliated by beating them up with a skirt and heels

so he and rosalyn can match clothes

he looks hot in them

#trash of the count's family #cale henituse #tcf headcanon #tboah #og!cale henituse #og!cale henituse headcanons #og!choi han #og!choicale #og!albechoicale #alberu crossman #alver crossman #og!alberu crossman #albechoicale #choicale #og!rosalyn #tcf rosalyn

[hajidumps]

og!Cale: I hate you so much

og!Choi Han: I hate you too!

[silence]

og!Cale and Choi Han: not you sweetie we love you

og!Alberu: thanks I was feeling a bit left out

#when ur two bfs are on there flirt fight scene but they dont forget to give u love #trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #cale henituse #choi han #alberu crossman #alver crossman #og!albechoicale #tboah #albechoicale #choicale #og!choicale #albechoi #albecale #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #these two idiots are such simps #alberu have the braincells while these two idiots simp hard for him

[hajidumps]

og!Cale explaining his relationship with og!Choi Han and og!Alberu

og!Cale: if I kissed a man does that make me gay? no!

og!Cale: but if I kiss them a hundred times does that make them my boyfriend?

og!Rosalyn: you're legally married to them at that point

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #alver crossman #albechoicale #tboah #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #og!choicale #og!albechoicale #albecale #albechoi #choicale

[hajidumps]

og!Alberu: [slides a tea towards og!Cale] blow

og!Cale: [looks at og!Choi Han]

og!Choi Han: [shrugs and nods]

og!Cale: [shrugs] [kneels at og! Alberu]

og!Alberu: I meant the tea!

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #alver crossman #tboah #albechoicale #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!alberu needs rest and fuck ton of dead mana to get drunk on #og!alberu crossman #og!choicale #og!albechoicale #og!alberu has the braincell #og!cale and og!choi han share the same braincell #og!choicale r vouyerist bastards #there is no impulse control

[hajidumps]

og!Alberu: it's calm today...

og!Alberu: when are you guys creating trouble?

og!Cale: [laying his head in og!Alberu' thigh] around noon

og!Choi Han: midnight maybe

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #cale henituse #alberu crossman #alver crossman #choi han #tboah #og!albechoicale #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #og!alberu just asks when they do trouble now - the anxiety of feeling something is gonna go wrong is gone hes immune now #og!choicale #og!choicale are og!alberus troublemakers #this can count as canon too #cuz u know damn well cale has a schedule somehwere on what he do next - its in his brain with the ancient powers #alberu needs to be paid for handling cale

[hajidumps]

og!Choi Han: Is this your plan B?

og!Alberu: Technically, this is plan P.

og!Cale: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

og!Alberu: Yes, but I marry you guys in plan M.

Both: I like plan M.

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #cale henituse #tcf incorrect quotes #alberu crossman #choi han #alver crossman #og!albechoicale #tboah #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #og!albecale #og!choicale #choicale #albechoi

[hajidumps]

og!Alberu and og!Choi Han expecting the realist ways in og!Cale

og!Cale: it was lit!

og!Alberu: the place was lit up?!?!

og!Cale: [offended] no. It was LIT!

og!Choi Han: there was a fire!?!?

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #alberu crossman #cale henituse #choi han #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #alver crossman #tboah #og!choicale #albechoicale #og!albechoicale

[hajidumps]

og!AlbeCale trying to do grocery

og!Cale: how much is a banana?

og!Alberu: i don't know. like 50 dollars?

og!Choi Han: [stripping] god you guys are such dumbasses

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #alberu crossman #cale henituse #alver crossman #choi han #albechoicale #og!albechoicale #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #tboah #og!cale and alberu are rich kids #choi han is like haruhi explaining shit to tamaki in the anime #og!choi han is a moronsexual #og!choicale #og!albecale

[hajidumps]

og!Alberu: fuck me if I wrong-

og!Cale: you are wrong

og!Alberu: -but

og!Choi Han: you.are.wrong.

#trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #albechoicale #og!albechoicale #choicale #og!choicale #og!cale henituse #og!choi han #og!alberu crossman #alver crossman #alberu just wants to know how many property damage they did #og!cale n og!choi han wants to fuck him #should have not said fuck me alberu #alberu is hot n bothered #hes still dense af #alberu still doesnt wanna acknowledge that this 2 fuckers want him to be lovers