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mandpandt · 9 months
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Sometimes I feel bad asking for people to spell them name, but if your last name ends in -sky, your forefathers brought that upon themselves.
"Ah, your email is [email protected], no? Oh sorry, [email protected]
Can you spell that for me?"
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rat-race-princess · 1 year
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Casually posting extremist content online while typing away at my office job.
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apple25n · 2 years
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Millennial Ennui Book Recommendations
Every time I have attempted to spell 'millennial', I have to let autocorrect fix it somehow. I am decidedly Gen-Z, born in 2002, but am suffering from an affliction named after my brothers' generation so I'll be turning on autocorrect to survey my post.
I had high hopes for this blog, then started my job a week later; where my aspirations fell flat on the floor and turned into a puddle to be splashed in. The total mind and time-consuming nature of my internship has left no time for any form of artistic expression. The plight of every young person entering the work force. My symptoms include a general sense of emptiness, lack of creativity, and constant tiredness. The diagnosis? Millennial ennui.
I haven't found a good, or any real definition of millennial ennui yet (Buzzfeed's attempt certainly doesn't count). I would describe it as the disillusionment of starting an office job and realising this is your entire life now.
So instead of trying to run away from this feeling, I am going to plop myself down in my office chair and stare at this glowing screen for my contracted 9-5 hours. And get some recommendations out because my brain cannot form any original thoughts.
Bright Lights, Big City by Jay McInerney
Written in 1984, it's quite eery how spot on this book was in describing my newfound emptiness. We follow the main character as he drifts through the New York party scene while dealing with the loss of his relationship to his wife. The writing was surprisingly funny and self-deprecating. If you've ever looked forward to clubbing on Friday night after a long week at work, this book is for you.
Fan Club by Erin Mayer
The main character escapes her boring lifestyle website editing job by slowly becoming obsessed with internationally renown pop star Adriana Argento. From there, she falls in with a group of equally obsessed women. I've become the opposite, with all hours filled up with work I have not had the time to even contemplate starting a new interest. But listening to music on the bus ride to and from work has become one of the highlights of my weekdays. The ability to control my mood by swipping a song into my Spotify queue.
My Year of Rest and Relaxation by Otessa Moshfegh
THE book. Another unnamed narrator. She has decided to spend the next year of her life cooped up in her apartment sleeping with the help of pills. Her want to simply stop existing and decompose into the earth to be returned to the worms is what got to me. I have numbed myself to most emotions as I work long hours. My strongest emotion has now become anger, and I actively choose to spend time eating with colleagues I don't like in order to stoke a flame inside me.
Lock Every Door by Riley Sager
Not the most 'relatable' out of the list, but it is the latest one I read earlier this week and what prompted me to make this list. A thriller, Jules has been hired to apartment sit in a luxury condominium. When another apartment sitter goes missing, she starts to uncover the strange history of the famous building. Jules was recently fired from her job, and living in a condo filled with the rich has made her distasteful towards capitalism.
The Lonely City by Olivia Laing
A non-fiction collection of essays on different lonely artists that lived in New York which Laing admires. I moved back to my hometown for my current job and was hit with the realisation that no one else decides to come back. I have been drifting from home to work without talking to anyone other than my colleagues and parents. This book reminds me that even in sadness and loneliness, you can create.
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Halfway through this list, I realised that every single one of these books is set in New York City. What is it about that heat bubble that prompts authors to write such lamenting books about? I've never lived there, but my boyfriend did over the summer and I visited him twice. I hid myself away in his white box of a rented room in Brooklyn and only ventured out to Manhattan once. Walking the streets felt like I was in the middle of a tornado, and that a cow might fly by me at any second.
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solutionsbyagm · 2 years
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Hybrid work environments have quickly become the new normal in the last few years, and many people are wondering which is better: working from home or in the office?
Read more about the benefits of both in our latest blog article!
https://blog.agmsolutions.com/home-vs-office-which-work-environment-is-better/  
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venevotech · 2 years
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People on desk jobs have 20% higher risk of heart attack
Desk job health risks ||Cardiovascular disease is one of the most commonly reported diseases globally over the past decade. Health experts say that surprisingly it has been seen that the cases of life-threatening problems like heart disease and heart attack have increased very rapidly in the last few years among the youth. READ MORE
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f-dreemur · 6 months
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Got too fucking high and forgot the password to my office door so I. Climbed the fucking walls to get over
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pansyfemme · 6 months
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i wish people would stop using “!” in describing boring ass AUs. “Officejob!Blorbo” i dont think its all that exciting, really
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if not for the fact that $SHITJOB had inconvenient hours and a quarter the pay of $OFFICEJOB id go back in a heartbeat tbh
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mtndewbajablast · 1 year
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getting yelled at by people over the phone at work keeps me humble doesn’t let the 2$ over minimum wage go to my head #officejob #receptionist #girl
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tracksidequeen · 2 years
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Not me writing nasty fics on my commute to my officejob 😂 great way to start off the workday !!
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every single department in my entire office, both in the US and globally, is so bonkers understaffed that it makes my workload during our busiest seasons look like a cakewalk.
like, to be clear, my office is also understaffed! every single department at OfficeJob is understaffed! it's just some departments are understaffed to an absurd degree.
how does anyone get anything done here?
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hoghtastic · 2 months
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You know in my country the gossip papers describe women who are attentionseekers and are with a known man as modelgirlfriend.
In other words she is talented less and can do nothing despide beeing the girlfriend of someone. But she is pretty.
In Johannes case she doesn't fit in it. She is not pretty but also not talentedless. She is in everything she does or is just medicore. She doesn't even has a sense for fashion. I mean she follows beauty influencer and other stuff but looks on the red carpet like she just finished her workday at her officejob. She didn't had time to get dressed properly. ( We don't have to talk about Alex. He looks like he needs a shower).Nothing outstanding the most ouststanding thing is her hair colour and her relationship with Alex.
Thank you for sharing your thoughts, anon! 😊Personally, I agree with you — the most outstanding thing about her is her hair colour, which is rare and therefore considered pretty (at least where I live). She’s an okay singer, and the relationship with Alex gave her some notoriety. (I can’t comment on her acting skills because I haven’t watched any movie/series with her.)
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zodiacsea · 5 months
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coworkers keep offering to buy me coffee i’m #winning at my #officejob
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mymetric360 · 5 months
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Should I take a job opportunity or go back to university for accounting?
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mumbaijobconsultancy · 9 months
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