#occam's boyfriends

[talesofbron]

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Led Zeppelin Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jimmy Page/Robert Plant Characters: Jimmy Page, Robert Plant Additional Tags: PWP, Really there's no plot, historically informed PWP though, Some of this Actually Happened, page and plant genuinely like each other, "very very gay hyper testosterone muscles and stupid urge to rut", there actually is a broader theme/narrative arc, but ya only catch it if you're in the club Summary:

PWP sequel to “Page and Plant Genuinely Like Each Other.” Really, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Third chapter has been added to make nine to match its fluff counterpart 🎉

#jimbert #page and plant genuinely like each other #led zeppelin fanfic #occam's boyfriends #popper emoji

[mysticbeaver]

I mentioned to @fish-bowl-2 I had an idea for a short mistletoe-centered fic lying by the wayside. Thanks for prodding me to do this, it was a bit tough and I spent too long on this silly thing 🥴 but enjoy the read! (or not)

(The characters are older teens in this)

It Is the Tradition

The front door was opened by a beaming Nazz, not-so-Christmas-y music coming from inside the house.

“Heeeyyy, Snazzy… where’s the partyyyy?

“It’s right here, baby!!!”

Standing right behind his partner, Edd opted for a milder “Greetings”, earning a courteous nod from her.

"Has Ed arrived already?"

“Yeah! He’s…” She glanced back inside and giggled. “He’s showing off his dance moves to Kevin and Rolf, actually.”

She let them in and led them to the living room.

“Hey, people… congrats, Ed, you came early.” Eddy punched his arm. “I guess you get an extra present for this."

"Oooh, I can't wait to see..." He skipped in place with excitement.

Eddy moved on to the other two guests with a wicked smile.

“So tell me, handsome...” He reached up and patted the tall farmer’s stubbled cheek. “Didya get any Christmas present for your boyfriend?”

Rolf’s eyes widened. “Boy… friend?”

Swallowing awkardly, Kevin forced a sneer. “Tch! The comedian’s here… the only gay couple around right now is you guys.”

Edd rolled his eyes to hide his embarrassment.

“I see the well-wishing Christmas regards are being regularly exchanged… very reassuring.”

Eddy checked his fingernails absent-mindedly. “It gets kinda lonely, Kev... I was hoping we could strike up a club!"

“Ech…” Kevin stuck out his tongue. “Mind your own business. Can’t dudes be bros for once? Rolf and me, man…” He gave a strong pat on his friend’s back.

“We’re total bros, ain’t that right, Rolfo?”

“Oh, y-yes, Kevin! Eh…” Rubbing his neck, he made a finger-gun gesture. “Righteous, as you say!”

“Huhuh, Kevo’s taught ya well! Been spending lotsa time together, I see…”

“Rolf’s mom made Kevin that sweater, guys!” Nazz walked in the room with a tray of eggnog glasses. “Isn’t that sweet?”

“Y-yeah!” Kevin put a hand on his hip. “Rolf’s parents are just cool like that.”

The short Ed squinted at them. “Eeehh... I got my eye on you…” He glanced at Nazz with a wink and she winked back at him knowingly.

Kevin decided to focus his attention on Ed, who was shifting his legs and feet along to the music, and with a certain intensity to boot.

"Ain’t gonna lie… ya got some good moves, dude!”

“Hehehe, thanks, Ke-whoa!” SLAM!

Ed fell to the ground with a booming thump - in his fun, he’d managed to tie his shoes together through sheer foot-shifting.

“Wow, yer complimenting Ed now? It sure is Christmas time!”

“Hey, Eddy?" Nazz tugged at his arm. "Could you help me in the kitchen a moment? You always say you're good with food...”

“Hehe, just tell me what you need, honey.”

He licked his lips the moment they walked into the kitchen.

“Huh, I don’t think this needs any help.”

“No, actually…”, she whispered, getting closer to him.

“I need another kind of help… those two are driving me mad!” She waved her arms at him, frustrated.

“Who? You mean…” He let out a wheezy laugh. “I getcha... listen, I'll give ya five bucks if you can just get them under the mistletoe, right now.”

"How?"

"Double Dee once told me about, uh... the easiest solution being the best one! It was called, uh, someone's razor, or something like that..." He rubbed his forehead.

"Occam?"

He stared at her in surprise. "You know this stuff?"

"...It's basic philosophy, dude."

He frowned silently for a moment. "Whatever...", he muttered, reaching for one of the treats on the table. "Mmm, yumm-OW!"

She slapped his hand. "Don't steal!"

"Just one...", he pleaded.

"First we have to execute... Operation Mistletoe!" She laughed.

While Ed and Kevin were trying to convince Edd to dance, Rolf peeked for the umpteenth time at the mistletoe hanging down from the rear archway - he’d been eyeing it since his arrival, and he finally took advantage of the commotion to absent himself and examine it. He moved under it, rubbing his stubbled chin as he inspected the decoration with doubtful eyes.

“Mmm... Rolf is not fooled by the false ornament…”

Edd overheard his mumbling and laughed lightly.

“...hey, Ed, check this out…”

He left Ed and Kevin to trade moves and walked up to the perplexed farmer.

“It’s a fake mistletoe, isn't it? Of course you’d be bothered, Rolf.”

“Yes, it is not a real… mistletoe, as it goes in English. You people like to do forgery of plants, yes? Rolf will never understand…”

Edd shrugged. “Well… sometimes one requires an easy decoration for festivities. The symbolic meaning is what’s important, and this is one of the hallmark symbols of Christmas, after all.”

He saw Rolf was clearly puzzled by his last statement.

“Oh! Are you not familiar with the delightful mistletoe custom?”

Rolf shook his head. “In Rolf’s homeland, it is used in winter solstice celebrations… but what does it have to do with the celebration of senseless spending of consumer goods?"

"Um..."

"Gee, that sounds like something you'd say, Sockhead!"

Edd shushed him with a wave of his arm and collected himself. “Ah, Rolf, well..." He proudly stuck a finger up, jumping at the opportunity to teach something to Rolf.

“It’s a tradition which started in Victorian England, in the nineteenth century. It’s quite simple, really. When two, ehm…partners stand under the mistletoe, well…” He fidgeted with his hands. “They have to kiss each other. That’s it.” He shrugged and chuckled shyly.

“Aahhh…” Rolf leaned his head back in understanding. “Rolf’s ears like this meeting-of-mouths-ritual!” He laughed heartily.

Nazz caught Kevin staring vacantly at his ‘buddy’ and went to pinch his cheek, startling him out of his trance.

“Earth to Kevin…”, she whispered, before grabbing him by the shoulders.

“Sorry, Kev… you’ll thank me for this later.”

She suddenly threw him as hard as she could towards Rolf, making him bump roughly into his taller companion. Rolf had to hold him to keep him from tumbling to the ground - they exchanged confused glances before turning to Nazz.

“W-what the hell was that for???”

“Guuuyyysss…”

Beaming, she pointed above their heads. They looked up, and then at each other. Rolf was still holding him, and both their faces went tomato red.

“Uh? N-no way, dude!”, Kevin stuttered, freeing himself from the grasp.

“Ah-ah-ah, you can’t back out of it, Boxhead!”

“You were right, Eddy”, Nazz laughed. “It was that easy!”

"What are you-" Kevin gasped, suddenly feeling Rolf’s hand on his back, pulling him way too close to his face. The farmer scowled defensively at the others.

“The son of a shepherd will not let our honor be mocked! The tradition will be respected."

Mouth agape, Kevin lost his voice completely when Rolf turned to him again.

“We will show loudmouth Ed-boy and go-go-Nazz-girl, yes?” Grinning, he wiggled his mono-brow seductively before closing the distance between them.

Nazz squealed while Eddy erupted in incredulous cackling.

“Way to shut him up, Rolfy!”

Ed started clapping, soon infecting the others - even Edd couldn’t help but join in the scene. Rolf finally pulled away with a proud smile spreading on his blushing face.

“Hohoho! Many thanks, my friends! Many thanks…” He bowed dramatically to them.

Nazz whooped. “It was about time, you guys!”

“Kevo’s still reeling! Hahaha!”

Dazed, he saw Nazz wiggling her hand at the short Ed, a satisfied smirk on her face - he took out a five-dollar note and eagerly handed it to her.

“W-what the…”, Kevin sputtered. Feeling steam come out of his ears, he pointed a finger at the two accomplices.

“Is this a prank??? ‘Cause I swear…”

Rolf looked at him with a hurt expression. “Did you not enjoy Rolf's kiss?"

Kevin pouted, arms crossed. "Not if it's a joke!" He glanced up at him. “Wait… you’re not kidding?”

Rolf’s frown melted into a reassuring smile.

“But of course, Rolf is not jesting, Kevin-boy!”

Kevin still glared at him. "Alright, then..."

He let his friend pull him in and kiss him softly once more.

“Awww, guys!”

“HOORAY FOR KEVIN AND ROOOOLF!!!"

“Dammit, Lumpy, ya didn’t have to burst my eardrum!”

As the two under the mistletoe separated again, Kevin looked at their audience and finally cracked a sheepish smile. He turned back to Rolf, who responed with a similarly goofy grin.

“It is the tradition, yes?”

#kevrolf #eene fanfic #eene fanfiction #my posts

[uten4]

I don't think Byakuya actually ever had romantic feelings for his sister or for Strix. Normally I would want to put together all the little bits of evidence that I think support my alternate theory, but in this case I would find it too upsetting to list all the implications so I'll just cut to the chase. Warning for incest, sexual abuse, and Under Night's questionable sexualization of Tsukuyomi. If you're a Byakuya fan then ummm if you buy this I'm not sure if it will make things better or worse for you, so be careful please.

As strange as Byakuya's behavior is, Tsukuyomi's (as in, Byakuya's biological sister's) behavior is also framed strangely and is unsettling to watch alongside his. Like... they made a blushing sprite for her and used it many times. With her brother. Who is already being presented very clearly as someone who sometimes thinks about his relationship with Tsukuyomi in a romantic light.

She could have been painted as a contrast to Byakuya's uncomfortable feelings (the way Strix is), but the story makes zero effort to show us that Tsukuyomi has normal boundaries with Byakuya. Many of the things Byakuya and Tsukuyomi do or say wouldn't be strange at all on their own, but taken altogether they create their unsettling atmosphere.

And then there is that one poster Byakuya puts on his wall after Tsukuyomi's death. Yeah, that one. Um, one question-- where the hell did he get that picture? Off of Tsukuyomi's phone or computer, perhaps. But then who took the photo, and why? It's from a top-down view and she is clearly not holding the camera; it would be extremely difficult for her to take it herself. She's doing a sultry pose and expression. A boyfriend took it, maybe? But earlier Byakuya thought deeply for many lines about the idea of Tsukuyomi having a boyfriend and whether he would be comfortable with that or not. To his knowledge, she doesn't have one. If she had one in secret and he found out later while going through her things, wouldn't it bear a passing comment from him? But there is no such comment.

I mean, Occam's razor... I just think Byakuya took the picture, and Tsukuyomi wanted him to. She is the older one with complete emotional power over Byakuya, but she allowed and clearly wanted that to happen... that's abuse. I think she imparted many of Byakuya's unhealthy thoughts directly onto him and encouraged them. That's why he views himself as useless without her, and believes he needs to be a blank slate for her sake.

He's trying to replicate that same situation with Strix, and says romantic things to her because he thinks that's how he can get a woman to value him, especially a sister figure. Fortunately Strix never reciprocates what he says. She shuts him down all the time, and in the end values him beyond any particular thing he has to offer her. He is no longer being abused or manipulated and he can get better.

#op #unib #byakuya unib

[2toplibrary]

Occam's Razor by Tierfal

(E, WIP, 1/4)

Shouto is quietly delighted to be able to call Katsuki his boyfriend after all these years.

There are just two problems: Katsuki thinks that he and Shouto are friends with benefits. And Enji thinks that Shouto's dating Hawks.

#new arrivals #misunderstandings #with endhawks #future fic #canonverse #pro heroes #established relationship #kind a #Fic

[majaloveschris]

First of all, I’d like to disclaim by Occam’s razor: AB’s sister posting pics in CE’s backyard means she and her bf were there. Yes. Normal ppl would also post pics they’ve taken recently, so yes, logically speaking these photos were probably recent. Ok. Team real got their point made here.

HOWEVER…we’re talking about AB and this situation. What about this whole thing has made sense or been normal? Pretty much nothing. Even their pap walk debut made little sense bc they were both apparently in ATL, one filming a movie, the other doing yoga school, but chose to stop everything to fly into NYC and run around a crowded park in masks. Ok. And then go back into hiding. Very normal.

So, a theory (call it far fetched, call it delusional, whatever. It’s just a theory): back last summer? Or early fall, ppl saw that AB started following a guy (now known as her sister’s man). Pretty sure it was around mid-late summer. I think it tracks bc ppl claimed that she also filmed that chin video with Chris around late summer 2022 (somebody out there has those backdates idk). So let’s say she’s in the US, after her Paris movie promo is finished and she has time off. She travels to LA, meets sister’s bf and follows him on IG. Her sister is also there. They end up at CE’s house and take pics in his backyard. This is B4 the relationship launched but obviously they were planning things during the dormant hiding time re:scare/Vday videos. Idk if they filmed any stories in LA, but let’s say they’re planning this out to sell it all the way. Sister/Bf being local would be really helpful to help sell it down the road.

What if, these photos from her sister’s IG were actually taken last summer? I mean, sure, LA does experience some weather changes, but it’s much harder to pinpoint what time of year it is in LA than it is in the east coast. And without a time stamp, there’s no way to tell when these photos were actually taken. This also could mean AB’s side is catching on or gotten a little smarter by not having Justin or troll minions post real time stories, and instead let the private accounts leak SS that can’t be backdated.

Again, ALL of this is pure speculation. The reason team real has so much ammo is bc some PR theories skew very close to QANON conspiracy, but what they keep forgetting is that HW itself is basically a qanon conspiracy. So much of HW is smoke and mirrors. Nothing really makes sense and it’s not supposed to. Also, Social media is a highlight reel, not a reality. Ppl are miserably IRL but pretend on SM to be having the time of their life. Lastly, the first whispers of this relationship began thru SM. I believe IF it ends, it may end the same way it began. But that’s just my opinion.

I think it's a really good theory. That video was recorded on August 18, 2022, at least according to the app. We all know they are never alone, so maybe at the time Ana and her boyfriend played the chaperone's role 😅

#majaloveschris #chris and alba pr #alba’s sister #cevans-love

[starburstgalexies]

For the character ask meme, I am tempted to ask for all of them for Herlock Sholmes, but I shall instead be measured and only list 5, 6, and 12 👀

I can take it, but my followers may not~

Thaaank you Jay <3

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them? toxic by britney spears

6. What's something you have in common with this character? mental illness, especially adhd. attention to detail yet conclusions betraying occam's razor due to lack of common sense,

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character? when comfortable with someone and isn't feeling particularly touch-avoidant, herlock is surprisingly touchy feely. he usually has a hand on one of his boyfriends when they are in the same room.

#alex has answered #t.gaa was too young for me to have a dedicated tag for it #omg... #tagaa #hardboiledteacozy

[eulchu]

If I talk about my two friends who are dating I’m not truthing them I’m just acknowledging that they’re together…. If Dream says he has a boyfriend and then posts a photo of him and george kissing…. Well I just feel like I’m not the weird one in this situation for not assuming dreams always lying

WELLLLL . occams razor and all that

#asknootfound

[delicatefury]

So last week a mystery was finally solved.

Background info. My siblings and I are all fairly straight-laced. We drink only sometimes and smoke rarely (cigars, if you’re wondering). No pot, no drugs, no temptation even. We just… aren’t into that. But we have had and do have friends that do. All that being said…

Several years ago, we had Friendsgiving at our house. We knew everyone except one of our friend’s date. She was new.

How new? He met her while bartending before coming to our house. Yeah. Literally an hour or so before. Obviously we did not know this at the time.

At some point during the evening, she disappeared for an unusually long time into the bathroom. I noticed because I, also, really needed the bathroom. So she comes out, I go in, and when I’m washing my hands I see it.

Two nearly perfectly straight lines on our medicine cabinet mirror and faint traces of white powder.

She had snorted coke. At a strangers’ house. In our bathroom! On Thanksgiving!

Thankfully, her suddenly hyper and crazed attitude had her hopeful hook-up realizing he’d misstepped somewhat, and he and she left shortly after.

So what she was on and why she was there wasn’t the mystery. No, my straight-laced siblings and I were left wondering, how she had managed to do coke in our bathroom?

Last week, this story came up when talking about Thanksgiving plans. And my sister’s very nice but questionable choices in his youth boyfriend finally explained what had probably happened.

This random ass woman had removed our entire freaking medicine cabinet to have a flat mirrored surface to prepare her drugs. She unloaded the whole thing, took it down, laid it on the toilet or floor, snorted her coke, put it back, and then replaced our stuff! It makes sense in an Occam’s razor kind of way, but it never even occurred to us that someone would do that! At a strangers house! At Thanksgiving!

The things you learn.

#fury's life #fury’s family #obviously the friend was never allowed a date at our stuff afterwards #the no doing drugs at our house rule was pretty clear #I was but a baby lawyer and had no patience left after law school for people being asswipes in my home

[talesofbron]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Led Zeppelin Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jimmy Page/Robert Plant Characters: Jimmy Page, Robert Plant Additional Tags: PWP, Really there's no plot, historically informed PWP though, Some of this Actually Happened, page and plant genuinely like each other, "very very gay hyper testosterone muscles and stupid urge to rut", there actually is a broader theme/narrative arc, but ya only catch it if you're in the club

Summary:

PWP sequel to “Page and Plant Genuinely Like Each Other.” Really, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

#ok this is getting hard now #so to speak #led zeppelin fanfic #jimbert #page and plant genuinely like each other #occam's boyfriends #1975 #pwp #jimmy page #robert plant

[kitchenisking]

Part 2

Hey beautiful people! This will be the second fic rec that Im doing with series. It will follow the same lay out as the first one. Name of the fic with the author and then the same of the series! Happy reading!❤️

The Tattoo by orphan_account - (Tattoo's and Soulmates) - (Rating: G, Words: 2143, sterek)

Lone Wolf by Kikileduc - (Alone) - (Rating: T, Words: 46444, sterek)

Complete spin off after season 2, but does have season 3 and so on elements.

Stiles feels forgotten, he feels left out. So he does something about it, while getting reacquainted with nature he stumbles on to something else. If the pack doesn't need him, if his dad wants him to stay out of it all, well, maybe he just needs a distraction in the form of 3 adorable wolf cubs!

ahead in the count by elisela - (southpaw) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 50705, sterek)

“Yankee fan,” Derek says, laughing when Stiles makes a disgusted face. “The Bronx Bombers, Stiles, you can’t be a New Yorker and—”

“Stop talking right now,” Stiles sighs, shaking his head. “I can’t believe I still want to kiss you after that,” he says, pulling Derek in by his coat. “This is making me rethink everything."

“I’ll never watch them again,” Derek promises, and Stiles laughs against his mouth.

Or: Stiles is a starting pitcher for the NY Mets when he meets and falls in love with Derek. Derek doesn’t know.

Divided We Stand by KouriArashi - (The Searching Ceremonies) -(Rating: Mature,  Words: 156742, sterek)

Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn't expect and aren't sure they approve of....

Occam's Razor by MissAnnThropic - (Occam's Razor) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 49182, sterek)

When Stiles goes to sleep, he’s a junior in high school. He wakes up in a world where he’s twenty-four and married to Derek Hale. Stiles just can’t seem to catch a break.

Hell of a life by runphoebe - ( mpreg!verse) - (Rating: Explicit, Words: 7131, sterek)

Then, he gets the text. The text, okay. I’m pregnant, it reads. All unassuming, no punctuation or emoticons or, you know, actual emotion. Derek checks the date. It’s not April first. It’s the beginning of March, which Derek probably should have remembered. A moment later, another text comes in that says, Dad says I should have waited to tell you in person. Then, two seconds after that, He also says I shouldn't have admitted that I told someone before you. Love you, boo. Call me.

Stiles and Derek have a baby. They are happy.

Hemingway Can Suck It by orphan_account - (Academia AU) - (Rating: T, Words: 10054, sterek)

“For those of you who just transferred into this class or simply decided that day one wasn’t important enough to attend, I’m Professor Hale. Welcome to English 346, The American Novel.”

Stiles is pretty sure his mouth is hanging open right now and that his eyes are wide with shock, because holy fuck, he thinks he knows why his students transferred. Hell, if he was still an undergrad, he probably would have transferred, too.

(Or: In which Stiles is a Biology professor and Derek thinks he's a student.)

Day in my Life by Onlymine987 - ( Youtuber Stiles) - (Rating: Not Rated, Words: 1328, sterek)

Youtuber Stiles films a day in the life video with his softie boyfriend.

Ink Stained Hands by xxjinchuurikixx - (Lines) - (Rating: Mature, Words: 14570, sterek)

The moment the spell breaks, Stiles feels every rune in his skin turn cool and then dim, like fiery embers that have had water quickly rushed upon them. His head is spinning, and he blinks, once, then all his strings are cut, and he collapses. * In which Stiles has magic, tattoos, and an irritating crush on Derek. And Derek is just Derek.

If We're Talking Body (You Got a Perfect One) by alisvolatpropiis - (If We're Talking Body) - (Rating: Explicit,  Words: 3891, sterek)

“What? Paint me?” At first, Stiles thinks that maybe Derek wants to paint a portrait of him, which is hella freaking weird, but then, judging by the heat he sees in his eyes, he knows that’s not exactly what Derek has in mind. Okay, so the guy is hot, talented, rude, and probably a little insane. Stiles is really regretting not running background checks on all of the building’s tenants before moving in. Laura Hale offered him such a good deal, he should have known there was a catch.

Like having to live underneath her obscenely hot brother who gets stoned and paints all night and says ridiculous things to the half-naked cop that barges into his apartment unannounced in the middle of the night.

#Sterek #stiles stilinski #stiles x derek #derek hale #fanfiction #fanfic #ficrec #kitcheniskingficrecs #seriesficrec

[comradedream]

gawd i find it so annoying when people are like “does dream know hes not just a shipper he just has a crush on george...” YES he knows thats his BOYFRIEND!!!

LMFAOOO SRSSSS OH MY GAWD likeeee i’m sorry it’s common sense and occam’s razor atp come on the crush jokes wouldve at least worked like last year but now ????? UR LATE TO THE GAME

#asks

[rabbittush]

If the dnf question was srs, nobody knows. Op of that post is a truther, but dnf haven’t confirmed anything. Dream referred to a “boyfriend” on twitter which may have been a joke, and then he posted this on snap. So, Occam’s Razor 🤷

Oh, thanks lol

[shinydixon]

i'm sorry, you seem sane and i need to vent. i need to. so this is part 1, ok. please don't kill me. i think those toxic anons that read too much into every little thing and over analyze every detail or come up with crazy theories about joe or his co-stars or his friends or the girls he's been seeing throughout the year...i think those anons need to learn about a thing called occam's razor which means that when a certain thing generates too many explanations and theories and whatnot, the simpler one, most often than not, is the right one. and when you step away from the drama you see that everything has a simple explanation: joe and g*r*c* are friends, she has a boyfriend, he's enjoying his newfound fame.did she let things get out of control with her tumblr and twitter and all the trolling? yes, yes she did. probably out of spite, probably to prove she had the upper hand. it's easy to hate her when you think about how much she fed the v*nnquinn delusions but at the same time, she's never received this kind of attention before. she's an actress and a streamer, she's gonna milk the shit out of these cons and fans theories and she's gonna keep liking h*llcheer and v*nquinn posts because they keep her relevant. her father's been on this for a long time, he's probably the one encouraging her to do the things she does. and let's not even mention that he's on it too but him i can kinda let i slide because, hey, he's just proud of his kid and he's being embarassing on social media like all dads are. so until this hype dies down entirely, there's no escaping her or her fans. and i think joe has no idea she does this. notice she only goes wild on her tumblr and twitter. she makes posts about haters, deletes them a second later, posts them again, deletes it again, says joe's fans are bullying her, pretends nothing ever happened. on twitter she likes a lot of posts that seem harmless but when you check their account, it's full of people shipping her with joe and fucking tagging her on posts like 'stop fucking each other and feed us!!!'. there's no way she doesn't see this shit. but she plays dumb. and joe, who didn't even know we already knew he was cast in a quiet place because he genuinely doesn't enjoy being online, has no clue because the only social media he's active is insta. so basically, yeah, this isn't gonna stop any time soon unless something really drastic happens and the best way to avoid it is to filter the tags, block the accounts that you don't want to see. joe and alana are also just friends. maybe friends with benefits? who knows, she tours all the time and he hasn't been able to stay still for longer than a week because of his work, doesn't seem like a good time to date anyone seriously. the girls he's been seen with? he's going on dates and having fun. he's a grown man, if he wants to get laid, he'll get laid. he doesn't hate eddie now because of his 'fans', he's genuinely thankful for the role and he cares a lot about his fans. the ones that don't stalk him, that is. joe's not a little babydoll who needs to be protected at all costs, he's not a sims character for so called 'fans' to dictate his every move.

Part 1/2

[nancydrewwouldnever]

Omg that last anon 😳 hahahahahahahaga

Look, I don't agree with them at all, but I realize I have to give voices from both sides of any debate a chance at self-expression, as long as they're not completely rude and off the rails. Personally, I do tend to follow "Occam's Razor" reasoning in my life, but I'm just not sure that "they're boyfriend and girlfriend" is the outcome of that kind of reasoning in this situation. I just think the data set we're dealing with as outside viewers isn't bit enough to say yet.

#ask

[youngster-monster]

Is there. A named Fallen who's allied to/friendly with the Guardian? Other than the Spider

#rambling #destiny 2 #fallen #occam needs a fallen boyfriend