#objectively funny

[480pfootage]

hollow hemlock funny

#me and pecha r watching this together :3 #tall man is funny #objectively funny #hollowhemlocks #jesse wells #jesse hollowhemlocks #jesse wells hollowhemlocks #liminality mythos #the tall man #slenderverse #is it a slenderverse????? no??? yes??? #IM CROSSTAGGING NOT SORRY #marble hornets #everyman hybrid #whisperedfaith #tribe twelve #art #my art #doodles #ms paint

[fwizard]

i bent down to dry my dog off after he came in from the rain and slammed my forehead so fucking hard into the kitchen table I immediately burst into tears like the world was ending

#my emotions are only slightly unstable today #but FUCK that hurt #theres a big red line on my forehead!! #objectively funny

[superbeans89]

This is some looney tunes shit

#shitpost #current events #bbc news #Daniel khalife #prison escape #objectively funny

[fiveais]

my dream of nothing but chargers on both teams is coming true

#objectively funny #oops all snipers #thanks nintendo #game adventure #splatoon

[void-galaxy-shenanigans]

I don’t always share news stories but sometimes Samsung News throws a curveball story at me that I decide to investigate. Look at this.

Of course police say he went “on a crime spree”, I don't know what that part truly means. But like.

This is hilarious, and they even included pictures!

This is the best way to avoid custody.

I thought Tumblr might appreciate this under our category of

I don’t think you should be arrested for objectively funny crimes

I hope y’all enjoy as much as I did 😂 ~Nico

#objectively funny #funny crimes #news #The Columbian #news outlet #telephone wires

[cykelops]

i know megatron does in fact beat the shit out of starscream but it would be 100% funnier if after threatening him and literally waving him around by the head with one arm he just put him down and walked away and forgot about it until the next shenanigan

#I appreciate any effort to darken transformers #but like #objectively funny

[m3tth4ws]

#objectively funny

[red-dyed-sarumane]

emimin recently reminded me of the best ability ive made for oc world but have yet to implement. bear. ability to summon a bear at will any time anywhere. cannot control the bear once summoned.

#objectively funny #but can u imagine ur on a stroll to a neighboring town & challenge someone to a fight #and they just. summon a bear.

[lowpolyotakuconvention]

Oh this art is cute, I wonder what else this artist has- *Big Boss breast inflation*

oh .

#not shaming anyone #it is just #objectively funny #nsft text

[annabelle--cane]

her pronouns are HE/HIM

#I do actually think it's neat on both a character and representation level #that steven only ever objects to being called rose/pink and never says anything about pronouns. however I think this is a funny joke. #steven universe #id in alt text #marina marvels at life

[adobe-outdesign]

Neopets discourse is always funny to me because whenever drama starts up 90% of the time it's over something that's just objectively really silly

For example, right now there's neo-billionaires threatening to quit the site over a rare item being released, which wouldn't be funny except the item in question is a tiny pea wearing a Santa hat

#neopets #neotag #outdesign posts things #I love drinking the tears of billionaires on neopets or otherwise #if anyone is curious as to why this item used to be like 4 bil NP: it's because it's one of the most powerful battledome items out there #which is also objectively funny #greatest hits

[willnotshutupaboutgoodomens]

#objectively funny

[quirkeduptransguy]

#evil neighing compilation #no other options. this is all youre getting #sorryyyy i keep bringing up the toes. its way too funny #one of them got completely detached from my foot bone wise YEOWCH!!!! #<- which i did genuinely scream when it happened #objectively funny #i have to walk like a bird and cannot go up or down stairs without significant pain #but vvvvv funny. dont forget that

[fiveais]

laughing irl

can't even hold the controller anymore

#i can't even be mad that i missed every shot- it makes this that much funnier to me #this is exactly what i wanted from a challenge like this #someone even drew little hearts on the map #game adventure #objectively funny #splatoon #gameplay

[timeforelfnonsense]

Love that apparently Dafni and Mystra (Midnight) were both born the same year, 1332 DR.

#dafni of gwynneth #objectively funny #she’s also like 10 years older then Jaheira

[candystaples]

phrases using "objectively" as a modifier have really lodged themselves into the internet's craw in the past year or two

#objectively good #objectively funny #objectively bad #etc.