#object birthing

[blubelly]

Master was certainly right about me being fertile. Not too long and I’ll be bedridden

#blubelly pics #pumpkin tf #object birth #object birthing #rapid pregnancy #huge pregnant belly #hucow rp #pregnant hucow #belly expansion #transformation #hyperpreg

[nibbelraz]

Thank you @wildbeingwild for the prompt! I went a BIT overboard and colored it because I was having fun with them

#svsss #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #shen twins #shen brothers #scum villian self saving system #scum villains self saving system #scum villain #I like to think Shen Yuan transmigrated and like SQH had to go through life from birth as well as being a NEW CHARACTER the system added #im not a writer so i dont knwo the intricacies bUT i think it would be cool if he has the objective to try and make everyone happy #like have Shen Jiu NOT to hurt Binghe and to give yie qingyuan closure and of course make Binghe happy #MAYBE EVEN TRY AND HELP BINGHES PARENTS but i forgot the timeline so maybe just tianlang jun and Zhuzhi lang #but yeah! but tbh i like all shen twins aus i think theyre really neat #my art #nibbelraz

[science-lings]

You cannot tell me that Simon 'twisted samurai' Blackquill, LA's resident vaguely british man and total weeb with a special interest in swords, would not recognize Karuma on sight. I just imagine that Phoenix has it displayed in his office because of its historical and specifically lawyer-related significance and Blackquill comes in because he lost the rock-paper-scissors match against the other prosecutors to run their errands for the day and he sees that katana and has an autism moment.

There's also the lore behind the von Karma name that makes the idea that Phoenix ends up with the Asogi clan's heirloom very funny to me.

#I think blackquill has a Moment when he learns that Phoenix's japanese/ birth name is Naruhodo Ryuichi #because he would be the exact kind of person to know who those people are #at first franziska is so mad about the whole thing but then she thinks its really funny when she applies it to her father #the heir to the asogi clan legacy named 'karma' takes down the pinnacle of the family that named itself after that same object #simon blackquill #phoenix wright #asoryuu #its implied lol #they were just really good friends #ryuu was just entrusted with the asogi family heirloom for completely straight reasons #he passed it though his own family because they were buddies

[silverskye13]

nonbinary helsknight is so funny to me. i think that welsknight was their trans awakening not in a gender envy way but in a “whatever gender this guy is i am Not that one” way

CANON

Helsknight popped into the world and said, "You know what? No, actually." His first decision for himself was gender, his next decision was to fight Wels, the rest is history--

#gumy-shark #rns asks #nonbinary helsknight #i feel like if we really wanted to dig into this i could make some fun chivalry statements about all this #a knight who's ideal knight is someone to transitioned from female to Not Female anymore #poetic chivalry as acts of service to women #how they were treated as high tower objects and never given their own agency #how in chivalric tales it was always a Male Knight trying to get a Woman's attention protecting her honor pursuing her virtuously #a knight cant be a woman and Wels cant be trans except Helsknight is #in a way that implies choosing something against a set of rigid roles instilled at birth #roles that wouldve been reinforced by poetic chivaly you see my vision #im on my hands and knees Helsknight is sooooo trans coded oh my god

[pyjamacryptid]

me surrounded by all of my medical paperwork that disability services deems “not enough evidence” to claim support, after applying for the 5th time:

#spoonie #actually disabled #all because I don’t ‘tick a box’ #all because of elaborate recited corporate language that essentially spells out ‘not disabled enough’ #Australia may have - objectively - sort of good health care (up for debate obviously but it’s not Bad either) but jfc #the hoops disabled people have to leap through …. #only to be assessed by people who have no fucking idea what we deal with #sigh #I quite literally have to hand over sensitive vulnerable information #my whole life story (since BIRTH) #to faceless strangers #and wait to be judged worthy of support #how do they not expect anyone to be disheartened by this?? #spoon tag #disability #disabled #chronic illness #chronic pain #chronically ill #medical conditions #healthcare #healthcare system #Australian healthcare #personal

[snow-lavender]

I would die for this fake minecraft child.

#fable smp #btw i am 100% thinking about the linguistic implications of this #can oscar not differentiate between n and ŋ? #yet at least #he is definitely still at an age where he can pick up new phonemes #and does his birth language allow for object dropping in situations where it's obvious from context? #also to reiterate #i love this little guy so much #zero thoughts behind those eyes #doesn't matter that he's like eight his mom is gone and he's gonna go find her without any adult supervision

[laborlover]

23 year old man searching for girls to coach when they are doing object birth

#object birth #preggophilia #giving birth #labor kink #birth kink #birth roleplay #labor roleplay #birth

[cream-and-tea]

the thing about danny and apollinaire’s relationship that is vital to understanding burn the stars is that making those two fall in love was the worst thing i could’ve done to either of them

#the thing is that they are not unstoppable force meets immovable object they r unstoppable force #meets unstoppable force and they are gonna BLOW EACH OTHER UP #collision disastrous enough to birth a new sun lol #girl who has to control everything all of the time (trauma response) and girl who thinks she should be able to do whatever she wants #forever and ever and ever (also a trauma response) #and then they. well i shant say. #danny and apollinaire realizing the other person has become an inextricable part of their life: OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO PLEASE PLEASE NO #<- especially danny theyre so upset. just when you think your at your lowest you wanna fuck a ginger. anyways. #wip: burn the stars

[winterwrxter]

Guess who spent hours rendering some art as b-day gift for her beloved platonic wife, @blairdrawzstuff?? yep. MEEEE I DID!!!

I've been toying around with the idea of drawing a bunch of osc artists objectsonas as like dragon hybrids 'cus the idea seemed cool but uh- I SPENT SUPER DUPER LONG ON THIS AH-

anygay-

and here's to many more <33

#winterwrxter arts #art #digital art #osc art #osc #object show community #objectsona #happy birthday #AH HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAIR <33 #BEST OF WISHES ON YOUR B-DAY #happy day of birth #hehe #<33 #ily /p #:))) <3

[literallyaflame]

do you think sexism is real? since you object to distinguishing between afab breasts and amab breasts

with all due respect, “do you think sexism is real?” has got to be the laziest terf dogwhistle I’ve ever seen in my life

#do better #maybe get a big whiteboard and lots of multicolored pens #anyway i ‘object’ because nobody checks for a birth certificate before they sexualize a secondary sex characteristic #so gender assignment is tangential #and does nothing but remove intersex and mtf people from the conversation

[pushbreathepush]

really want to get an inflatable toy and have someone coach me to birth and push it out for them

#birth kink #birth rp #labour kink #object birth

[fideidefenswhore]

Had circumstances been just a little different, Anne Boleyn might still have lived. Had she produced a son, Jane would have been a passing distraction, Anne's enemies would have been silenced, and her fiery character might again have seemed, at least at times, beguiling to Henry. During the course of their brief marriage, which lasted just over three years, there had been many fluctuations. After the final miscarriage, Anne fought back, saying she had been frightened by Henry's accident, but also broken-hearted at his paying attention to another woman. This kind of criticism was not something Henry was prepared to tolerate in a wife; one of Katherine's strengths, as she herself acknowledged, was that she had never shown any sign of animosity or distress in response to the king's infidelities. Henry and Anne's relationship had been a genuine love-match, however, and the volatility which helped bring about the extraordinary events of the break with Rome remained a part of their relationship ever after.

Henry VIII, Lucy Wooding

#'never' is doing a lot of heavy lifting/ obfuscating here lol #(it's traditionally thought that she never had harsh words about bessie blount-- and indeed there's no record of this-- #although elizabeth blount's primary biographer has said that she had no court presence after the birth of henry fitzroy suggests a frosty #dynamic... just about the elevation of fitzroy #however there's the hastings drama) #also 'her enemies would have been silenced' is overly simplistic #unpopular queens having sons might have reduced overt hostility #but it didn't annihilate it. more realistically might have 'bridled' her enemies #and yet i still find this excerpt compelling so . here we are #lucy wooding #last part of sentence 2 tho...eminently plausible #prior to this storms always melted into sunshine . stormclouds gathered on the horizon and storms began again. then repeat. #and as reviled as the assertion 'genuine love-match' has been as of late. there is evidence which supports it . #would jane have been a passing distraction? again we don't know. their periods of 'royal mistress' (although there needs to be a better ter #maybe...object of king's affections?) are different in that there is only record of anne's in hindsight via cavendish etc #and also in their actions. in 1526 there was no royal watcher that believed the withdrawal of one of the queen's ladies was significant #in 1536 there was one who believed jane's meetings with henry were highly significant and they proved to be... #altho as wooding underlines here they proved to be mainly due to circumstance #it's not to say there weren't discussions behind closed doors of anne becoming queen among the boleyns circa 1526. but they were not known #and wouldn't have been guessed due to lack of precedent

[ihavetheneedforacollection]

I love training to take dragon eggs. The stretch 😍

#dragon egg #monsterfucker #eggpreg #object insertion. #object birth #dragon eggs

[blubelly]

It’s so heavy… but master says I’m doing such a good job. I can’t get up from bed, and I can’t close my legs anymore, but master says they like me like this anyway…

Links below to check my progress

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#hucow rp #blubelly pics #pumpkin inflation #pumpkin transformation #pumpkin tf #belly expansion #rapid preg #rapid pregnancy #hyperpreg #hyperpregnancy #object birth

[astriiformes]

@weird-ecologies tagged me to name my Top 4 movies from the year I was born, which means I get to expose myself as someone who does not actually watch that many movies AND as a devotee of one particular very questionable movie (Doctor Who TV Movie my beloved, and also a staple of my high school years, for better or for worse)

Including the Baz Luhrmann Romeo + Juliet is sort of a questionable call here because I've only ever seen part of it, but I truly did not have another strong contender for my fourth film and also I respect the concept of weird maximalist Shakespeare on a deep personal level, so I feel like it's allowed to stay.

Tagging @marypsue @howsyourweirdbrotherdoing @thesixthstar @fishdetective @wild-west-wind and @chaumas-deactivated20230115 to join in if you want, though like with all tag memes it is of course totally optional

#to really admit to my cultural ineptitude here. other hit 1996 movies include: #space jam. fargo. independence day. star trek: first contact. etc #but i am perpetually the guy who has never seen [insert movie here] #forever proud of sharing a birth year with the widely panned dr who movie though so i think that says everything you need to know about me #some people live under a rock and instead watch fun but objectively not good science fiction to cope