#now waittttttt

[getoswhore]

OMY HE IS SO FINE

#had to hit y'all with a 360 of him cause he is FINE #hes so fucking HOT #the fan service in this game is insane cause it got me foaming at the mouth rn #THE UNDERCUT TOO????? #imagine if geto had an undercut 😳😳😳 #ok #now waittttttt #GETO WIRH AN UNDERCUT #HELLO #NONONO STFU THIS POST ABOUT THIS MAN RN #OMY #💌.bella pls shut up

[beeapocalypse]

DOWNRIGHT APALLING. WHAT THE HELL

#funger screenshots #saw stretchy pocketcat while looking at assets and didnt know where it showed up. now i do i guess #the way pocketcat plays so strongly into daans fears and intrusive thoughts is AWFUL its such a horror fest having this genuinely-- #--disgusting creature asserting that he and daan are one in the same and his thoughts are both pocketcats own AND a thing he takes perverse #--joy in #it isnt that daan is somehow Meant to become pocketcat down to his very soul he is a malleable and moldable thing #WAITTTTTTT WAIT. PER'KELE SPEAKING OF THE TERMINA FESTIVALS AS THE MANIFESTATION OF RHERS JEALOUSY (KILLING HUMANITY IN RANDOM-- #--BURSTS OF VIOLENCE TO CUT OFF THEIR POTENTIAL OR SMTH. IDK) AND THE FACT THAT DAANS FATHER IN LAW AND FIANCE BOTH ARE NOW THINGS OF-- #--SULFUR. POCKETCAT TRYING TO GET U TO SELL HIM THE GIRL (CHILD WITH THE POTENTIAL TO BECOME AN ASCENDED GOD) ON RHERS ORDERS. IS HIS-- #--TARGETING OF DAAN A SIMILAR SORT OF TACTICAL THING???

[magnusedom]

Flights and hotel secured for mitski next month 🥳

#can't **** myself or quit my job now <3 i can't waittttttt #i'm so happy and so excited #airam talks

[darkclos3t]

So i'm reading "She Who Became the Sun" by Shelley Parker Chan (ebook) and i look down the screen and i see i'm 91% DONE!?!?!?!? LIKE TFFFFFF Nothing is resolved it's building up to THE MOMENT WHERE EVERYTHING WILL HAPPEN HAPPEN .. and i realise i messed up.. it's a duology. I didn't know that. I mean I'M NOT MAD BUT MAN I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENES. Like i don't even wanna finish it now. IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE READ A BOOK THIS GOOD. How will i recover? How am i supposed to WAIT?

#just kill me now #i'll ask god how it ends #BOOK 2 DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A TITLE #this is priory of the orange tree all over again #samantha shannon traumatised me #i can't waittttttt #Shelley Parker Chan this is on you too #she who became the sun #shelley parker chan #sapphic books #zhu chongba

[iubireaiadului]

eheurh

#aaaaaaa i rly think i'm gna dye my hair again..!! after 6 years and my hair is completely natural now #and my first haircut in that time too omg #am terrified #i've been wanting ginger hair for years but ...!! idk ....!! #my inner old lady squad says yes absolutely #my inner snail is hesitant .. #waittttttt #if i make it like i'm becoming judas in the last temptation i think i'll be able to handle it better #girlboss judas iscariot #hm that changes a lot ..!! am excited now #🐸🐸🐸🐸

[lowkeyremi]

"I'M PREGNANT"

How they react when you tell them you're pregnant ! ft. gojo, geto, choso, toji, and nanami (fem reader)

content: no curse!au, fluff, slightly suggestive, mentions of infertility (choso), mentions of a miscarriage, established relationship (marriage + dating), children, families.

Gojo Satoru

Upon arriving home from another stressful day of work, Satoru looks around for his loving, beautiful, awesomest (his words not yours), girlfriend.

"UGHH I had a HORRIBLE day today. Baby, where are you so I can tell you all about it?!!" He takes note of how most of the lights are off and he can't smell dinner. Even on your worst work days you always make dinner, so there are two things Satoru can think of off the top of his head. A. You're out with friends and forgot to tell him or, B. Something is really wrong and you're hiding from him.

His stomach drops at the idea of option B, and as much as he'd like to eliminate that option it is very possible.

"[name]? Where are you?" He asks loud enough for you to hear it from your shared bathroom. You stare silently at the three positive pregnancy tests on the floor next to you. You know it's only a matter of time before he figures it out because he's used your real name instead of a pet name.

"If you're cheating on me then don't worry. I'll only kill the bastard who dared to make a move on you." If you weren't so stressed from your current situation you might have laughed at the fact that Satoru is a clueless idiot. Why would you cheat on him?

He starts walking deeper into the apartment. Into your room, you note, because you can hear his soft footsteps.

"Tell the coward to come out, babe. I bet he's in there with you fearing for his life right now." His voice sounds deadly but you know deep inside he's probably devastated thinking you've cheated on him.

"It's just me 'Toru. I.. I um. I need a minute." He shuffles outside of the door. If you're correct he's probably pressing his ear to the door to listen for another man's voice.

"I'm unlocking the door." He says, and fuck, you forgot that there's that little key at the top of the door to unlock it.

"Toru don't!" He unlocks the door pushing it open to reveal what's going on. It all happens too fast, you launch to try and close the door. In the process, one of the three tests gets kicked. His eyes draw to the moving object. They focus in on the test and he about falls to the ground.

"B-baby.. what are those?" The silence after his sentence is so loud that you could hear the busy city life outside of the bathroom window.

"You know what they are Satoru." He makes his way over to you embracing you so delicately like he'd break you if he squeezed any harder.

"Am I gonna be a daddy?" The question is whispered softly into your ear. Your tears fall landing on his shoulder.

"If you want to keep the baby, then yes." Ultimately it's not his choice, he knows that, but he also understands that this statement you've mentioned means you've already made your decision to keep the little baby forming inside of you.

"Fuck yeah I wanna keep it! Hope it looks like me so you have two adorably cute people to look at everyday. Also what the hell, my pull out game sucks!" He starts muttering to himself about how he could have sworn he hadn't cum inside of you recently.

All your anxiety subsides, and is replaced with faint annoyance when you roll your eyes.

"I'm having second thoughts." He doesn't realize you're joking because of how serious you look.

"Waittttttt I take it back!! The baby can look like you instead PLEASEEEEE PLEASEE KEEP IT." It's astonishing how your boyfriend can go from thinking you've cheated on him to being a sap in a matter of seconds.

Geto Suguru

"Sugu... can we go get some food?" This is the sixth night in a row you've asked this question. At first, Suguru just thought you had the munchies, but after observing you, he thinks there could be a different reason for your sudden change of behavior.

"It's 2:30 in the morning doll.." You sit up sleepily to check your phone and sure enough there are about two minutes until it's 2:30 am.

"How do you do that, Sugu?" He shrugs matching your previous actions.

"You seem to be having munchies every night? You getting enough to eat?" You nod meekly to answer his question. He suspects that you're pregnant but he's not sure how to bring it up.

"I have, but I dunno.. I've just been having these crazy food dreams that make me so hungry. I don't know where it's even coming from." He responds with a nod.

You take note of how he scratches the back of his neck, when he does that he's usually thinking.

"What's on your mind, Sugu?" He sighs inwardly as you get up out of bed to go make your latest craving: pork cutlet rice bowl with a fried egg on top. You didn't even really eat pork much but now you will destroy a pork cutlet bowl.

"I think you might be pregnant." You stop as soon as those words leave his mouth. The tension in the room rises as you try to find words to say.

"I- what? What makes you say that?"

"I mean think about it, last month I came inside of you like three or four times, which is enough to get you pregnant. On top of that you were testing out that new birth control since the other one was giving you weird side effects, and now you're craving pork. You don't even like pork." His reasoning makes since, but you're in denial right now.

"...That's a strong claim to make.... I mean what if it's just munchies?" He rubs his temple before getting out of the bed to join you in a hug.

"I'm not saying you are. I'm saying I think you are. If you are, you know I'll be there every step of the way with whatever decision you choose to make." He's so understanding, it's one of the many things you love about him.

For his sake you guys go out and buy a test for you to take. You took two of them, both showing a '+'.

"Well, it looks like you're gonna be a papa, Sugu." You say handing him the test, so he can see for himself.

"You're going to make an amazing mother, my love."

Kamo Choso

The both of you were clueless to the symptoms. He'd told you it's unlikely he'd ever get you pregnant because his sperm was tested, and he's very much infertile.

So, imagine his surprise when he sees a box of pregnancy tests under the bathroom sink while he's looking for a new tube of toothpaste.

You've already left for work so he'll wait for you to return to ask you about it.

He's excited, honestly. Choso has always wanted to start a little family with you, but he figured his infertility would stop that from happening. His doctor suggested adoption or a sperm donor. The two of you quickly ruled out the second option, it just didn't feel right to you guys.

The topic of adoption has been brought up here and there. You've both considered it deeply.

Choso can't sit still, he's off work today and the excitement within him will not fade away. All day long he's humming and practicing what he'll say to you when you get home. He even started looking at baby stuff.

When he hears the door unlock he's quick to act, greeting you at the door with kissing and smiles.

"Hey baby." His smile reaches his eyes, something it hasn't done in a little while.

"Hey, Cho. You seem to be in high spirits today."

"You're pregnant?" He blurts out the question without even thinking. Shit.. he was gonna try to ease into it.

"How'd you find out? Gosh did your stupid brother tell you? I was gonna surprise you!!" Confusion takes over your face when he gasps.

"You told Yuji before me? Baby.. how could you?" He's only half joking, he's a little bit sad, of course.

"I needed to tell someone!! I wanted to surprise you. I knew you were gonna be so excited." You pull him into a hug. He quickly reciprocates forgetting why he was even upset in the first place.

"Oh, I found out because the box of tests were under the sink."

"I probably should have hidden them better..."

Fushiguro Toji

Even though this is your second baby, telling him will never get any easier. When you'd told him about your first daughter he was indifferent about it. He'd go to great lengths to avoid you. Since you couldn't get through to him your only option was to call your step-son, Megumi.

He guessed that Toji was trying to figure out how to come to terms with being a father again. You had confronted your husband and he did admit to trying to understand the changes that would be made to your lives.

He said that his first daughter with you was his first and last child with you. You agreed with him because you only wanted a small little family. That was about three years ago. Here you are sitting on your bed looking at the test. Your daughter is playing on the floor with her toys.

"Mama, what wrong?" For her age she's quite perceptive. She must get that from Toji you think.

"Remember when you were telling Mama that you wanted a little sister or brother?" You'll break the news to her first. Her reaction will be the cuter and less stressful one.

"Mhm." Toji insisted on getting a bed frame that's somewhat high off the ground, so your little girl is standing right next to the bed waiting for you to pick her up.

Her deep green eyes stare deep into your soul as do your husband's eyes when he looks at you. She's sitting with her legs folded on your bed waiting for you to continue.

"Well.. you're going to have a little sibling." She springs up like a rocket, cheering in happiness.

"And when were you planning to tell me?" Your eyes quickly flicker over to the door frame which Toji is leaning against. There's a smug look on his face, nothing malice. Maybe he wants another one?

"Uh- Toji, baby, I was going to tell you soon. I just... Nami, my sweet girl? Can you go play with toys while mama and dad talk?" With ease she slides off your bed and walks out of your room.

Toji closes the door behind her ensuring she doesn't get nosy. "I didn't know how to tell you. You seemed really set on only having one.."

"I say stupid stuff all the time then change my mind. Do you really think I'd get mad at you for being pregnant? I'm the one who got you pregnant."

For once you don't know what to say.. you did think he'd be upset. Now that he's reassuring you all your anxiety washes away.

"I mean if it's another girl I might end it all." He's only joking, but you think another girl would be pretty funny.

"You're so stupid." He smirks at you, "You like it." Toji's not wrong, you do like it.

Nanami Kento

He could tell before you could. Everything started to add up when you complained about your back hurting, you hadn't mentioned period cramps in awhile and you seemed to be more clingy than Kento's ever seen you before.

It would make sense, he thinks. You'd gotten off of birth control last year and he stopped using condoms when you two got married. He wants kids more than you do, he believes. That want became more prominent after your first baby died three months into the pregnancy.

It would be cute to see you walk around with a round belly, complaining about little things like not being able to put your shoes on, or something of the sorts. He could once again experience that paternal feeling he felt awhile back.

"Honey, what're you daydreaming about now?" You ask joining him on the couch.

"Do you think you might be pregnant?" He asks suddenly taking you by surprise.

"I haven't really thought about it but it would make sense. The aches, cravings, yeah." If he were any normal man he'd get you a pregnancy test, but honey, this is Nanami Kento. You have a doctor's appointment scheduled for the next day.

When you arrive at your appointment with your husband the doctor has you pee in a little cup and he asks a bunch of boring but necessary questions.

On the drive home you notice Kento tapping the wheel to the tune of the song you're playing. He's never really liked your music tastes so he must really be excited.

"I can't wait to get the results." You nod in complete bliss. You're still trying to process the potential pregnancy. There was a time in the past; two months after you'd gotten off your birth control, you ended up pregnant but unfortunately your little baby passed away before being born.

There's hope in your heart that this baby is here to stay... a rainbow baby.

Within a few hours the doctor calls your husband telling him the results are positive. You're going to be a mother if this baby stays strong.

"We're going to be parents." He's so excited but he tries to contain his excitement.

"You're going to be a great daddy, Ken." He smiles dreamily at you. This is a dream come true to him. He couldn't think of anything better.

"I just know this is the one, Honey. We aren't going to lose this one." He tells you quietly with a little smile and you trust him. After all, Kento would never lie to you.

#jjk #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #gojo #gojo satoru #geto x reader #geto suguru x reader #geto #geto suguru #choso #choso kamo #choso x reader #choso kamo x reader #toji fushiguro #toji x reader #toji #toji fushiguro x reader #nanami kento #nanami x reader #kento nanami #nanami kento x reader #jjk fluff #jjk!dadau #dad!au

[shawoluvs]

ooooooh yes it is raining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#[ ramblings ] #yes sky water feed all the plants and refresh the animals thank you #also omfg my cat is lay in the cutest way right now omfg waittttttt nope love her the most

[moonchildstyles]

Pretty girl making silly little TikToks before they leave the house 9/10 times! And Harry is always in the background of them sitting on the couch just looking at her with heart eyes <3333 and ughhh also him coming into the living room telling her “come on, pretty. Gotta go now” hands on her tummy hugging her from behind not knowing she’s filming her outfit <////3 her all giggly pointing to them in her little screen “fuck! did I ruin it? Sorry love” kissing the top of her head :((( 🧸

WAITTTTTTT THIS IS SO CUTE SHUT UP:(((( HIM GRABBING HER AROUND HER WAIST LIKE PULLING HE W HIM JUST HINKING SHES LIKE TWIRLING AROUND IN HER FIT TO LOOK AT IT LIKE SHE DOES BUT SHES DOING A CUTE LITTLE VID:( AND HIM BEING NERVOUS HE MESSED IT UP:( AND OU KNOW HE WILL FILM THEM FOR HER IF SHE EVER ASKED:(

#anon #ask #prosecco inspo #concept #🧸 anon

[misc-obeyme]

"And of course all the characters are also marriage candidates, so if you marry Solomon, he's gonna come live with you on your farm. Spends all day in his wizard tower on the edge of town, but at night he comes home to his lil farmer spouse lsadlkjdfjkfdkjl." THIS WOULD BE SO CUTE WAITTTTTTT

imagine some villagers get concerned bc they see mysterious colors through the windows and can hear solomon laughing, but he's just enchanting some of mc's tools so they'll last longer and he can make his spouse happy!

- 🎠

Oh my gosh yes!!!

They have one of those cute little romance cut scenes & the villagers bust in & are like MC! We saw the lights! Is that crazy wizard casting curses on you?! And MC’s like oh hey guys check this out! They whip out their watering can and wave it around. Suddenly a rain cloud appears above all their crops, dumps a bunch of water, and then disappears. The others are just shocked pikachu face while MC is like yeah so my watering can summons rain now. Thanks Solomon!

And Solomon is grinning like a fool & he’s just like it’s my pleasure, MC!

Ahaha I love this scenario so much! Man all the others are gonna end up being so jealous that they don’t have a sorcerer husband making their lives easier with magic.

Oh but you can’t let him cook. Like in Story of Seasons you can choose to have meals with your spouse & in some of the games you can choose to have your spouse cook. If you choose that option with Solomon, it takes you out & you can’t work at all the next day ajsdhdke I’m sorry Sol but that would be so funny lol.

Anyway I love it I just wanna marry that old man why can’t this be an option in om huh?!

#please he would be so cute I can’t take it #just so supportive of his spouse and their farm #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #🎠 anon #misc answers

[julianalvarez9]

TAKE A PICTURE, IT'LL LAST LONGER / RÚBEN DIAS

SUMMARY: when Rúben's girlfriend gets into photography, there's no other chance but for him to join her too.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: excuse me for the different cameras 😮‍💨 couldn't, for the life of me, get the same one in each pic 😭 but anyways!!!!! had this idea since the portugal pics came out so i had to do this for my soul jaksjskk hope y'all like it!!!! all feedback is appreciated 💗

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yourusername lots of blurry photos and soaked to the bone but my heart is BURSTING with love. you're amazing rubendias 🤍

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rubendias The model and the photographer

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rubendias Take a picture, it'll last longer

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johnstonesofficial rubendias here's a better caption

#football imagine #football fanfic #football instagram au #football social media au #ruben dias x reader #ruben dias imagine #ruben dias x you #ruben dias x y/n

[webslingingslasher]

https://www.tumblr.com/webslingingslasher/747283608670208000/wait-brutha-that-friend-that-betrayed-him-and-he

WAITTTTTTT REMEMBER WHEN trouble walked into the room and kissed Ethan’s forehead in greeting, totally platonically and peter got pissy and defensive. WAS THIS WHY?????? AHDHDJDJ SEEINF HIS GIRL WITH HIS BEST FFRIEND AGAIN in any capacity like that must’ve brought all those feelings back- ohhhhhhhfhxjdjd it’s all clicking now !!!!

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

everything i do is on purpose.

#thanks anon!

[dilfl0v3rss]

Omg wait I could actually imagine Aran and Ony fighting over which of their girl is the baddest then that goes into a foursome of which girl can make them cum faster 💀

WAITTTTTTT BC NOW YOU SPITTINGGGGG, BUT WHICH ONE GON BE USSSS? ONE OF THEM GOTTA BE FUCKING SB ELSEEEE??? I DONT WANNA CHOOSEEEEE😩

[theanimeroom]

Omg there is no way Aomine lasted longer during NNN than Kagami 😭 That bitch was lying, get him officer 🚨🚨🚨 If Aomine lasted longer than 2 days during the challenge then I am a fuckin fairy 🧚‍♀️

Also love your horny Kagami, Damn 🥵

waittttttt now hear me outtttttt!!!!!

now aomine and kagami are the biggest simps around, and whereas kagami would take my vote for best restraint because i'm a whore for him and will always be on his side, aomine wouldn't take another loss lightly.

he could admit that he'd lost in the battle against kagami in basketball a couple (few) times, but he would be damned if he gained the title of biggest simp on top of it. now i'm not gonna write aomine's loss in this ask (because yes, he did in fact lose), but you can bet he's gonna have his own post sometime this month :P

#blues asks 💎 #honestly it's because he's a leo #like he's super headstrong but also very impulsive and passionate #especially when it comes to significant others #aomine on the other hand is a virgo #a spicy one because his birthday is in august which makes him more hot headed than most of them #but still a virgo nonetheless!!! #very analytical and despite his more impulsive nature he thinks everything through heavily #so i think he'd definitely lose #but not before my baby lmao #kuroko no basket #kuroko's basketball #kagami taiga #aomine daiki

[yugiohz]

Waittttttt toga is now closer to (weakened) hawks than ever she rlly might get to pluck him like a chickennnn

#bnha read

[sttoru]

hello, hello Karinaaaa!! How are you doing? Hope you’re doing okay hehe

another small update on my aventurine pulls!! I just brought the bp and got aventurine’s chibi profile! :33 it looks so cutee 😭😭 and now i have 192 pulls :), 9 days until his banner… I CAN’T WAITTTTTTT AAAAAAA

alsoo, i’m looking forward for more aventurine and boothill contents from uu hehehee, i’m currently in my aventurine phase and i don’t think i’m okay 😞😞

ANYWAYSSS have a good dayy, Karinaaa!! 🫶🏻🫶🏻 always take care of yourself and don’t forget to get enough rest <33

-♠️

hii bby!! im okayyy :> hope you’ve been doing ok as well, super glad to see you in my inbox weeeeeee

congratulations on the mini adventure pfp 😽😽 its honestly super cute!!! also time flies whattttt nine days left until aventurine is here YEAHHHH im so excited for you wahhh please update me on ur rolls

i’ll try to push out more aventurine / boothill content once my exam period ends :3 cant wait to write as well,, THANK U AGAIN FOR DROPPING BYYY!!! hope u have an amazing day/night as well 🫶🏽 . take CARE!

#sttoru responds. #♠️.anon

[kamil-a]

2, 6, 10 for the ask meme!

how did you get into sayer: my friend lea sent me the speaker walrus and the carpenter episode bc i am a huge alicehead, i was like waittttttt are these episodes SHORT?? thats totally manageable!!!! (bc tbh the podcasts id been listening to till now were all like. hour+long monstrosities.) and here i am...

Fave episodes: HMMMM..... my #1 fave is anomalous i think!!! I'm really impressed with how it turns out to be a sort of microcosm of the show going forward.

off the top of my head I also really love pressure (squeeze chute 🥰😳), the bird stomp one (sorry i think its hysterical), s5 simyoung's first ep (😈😈😈) , ummm the one where futures like BOOO HOO HOO HOO at ocean, dayenu (SCARYYY), A Better You (nanites introduced 😳😳😳) here there be monsters (SLAY BUTTON!!) ok ill stop lol. im probably forgetting some bangers.

of the bonus eps my fave is the rose elf. I fall asleep to it often 🥺🥺

#ask #sayerposting