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#not to toot my own horn... but they slap
thebirdandhersong · 7 months
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I think the problem. the problem is that I have always been afraid of not being invited into the inner circle. and am always wanting to be part of the inner circle. inner circle being the circle of love and companionship and communion. of course being a TCK and a bit of a sheltered homeschooled oddball child has nudged this further along over the years. but I didn't realise how STRONG that desire still burned. to actually be wanted.
#in other words today has been an oddly sad day! discovering that the friends you've made have their own group chats#that are separate from the general group chat (that no one ever talks on) that you aren't a part of is......... i don't know#i KNOW i'm liked by them and i KNOW they love me but do they WANT me around?#like. i know i'm not UNpleasant to have around. i am a good listener and a good conversationalist.#i work very hard at it because it doesn't come naturally to me.#but clearly that's not enough to be added to exclusive group chats! clearly that's not enough to be part of inner core circles#i don't know this just came out of nowhere and i feel as if i've been slapped in the face#sitting at a table where people are talking about the thing someone sent to the group chat#or the photo or quote or reel someone sent to someone else is....... bizarre.#i am trying not to be so hurt by it! i am trying not to take it so personally#it happens. i know it happens. i know it will keep happening. it is just that i thought this was a place where i wouldn't be lonely#and this is the dorm community i've invested so much of my time and energy and love into since last year.#so i think i'm justified in being a little upset!#i'm not crying about it but that's because i'm not about to cry with other people sitting here in the study lounge!#the math is probably really wrong here but i thought that if i poured love in for the sake of pouring love in#somehow somewhere along the line i would also receive love. that i would actually be a part of this community.#anyway that's not going to change how i live here! i committed myself to doing my best this last year#because i don't want anyone to feel left out or unwanted or lonely. i already made the decision#to do everything i can to love the people here.#i'm not trying to toot my horn this is just what i actually want to and have decided to do!#i have birthday cards planned! i have midterm snacks planned!#i've just worked out how i can print christmas and easter cards and stickers!#i'm GOING to love darn it all i'm GOING to pour love in#i think it hurts especially because there's the boy problem going on too#of not being wanted in an area that i DIDN'T expect to be wanted in#and then learning that there is a collective not being wanted in this whole community#it is a Lot and it is very hard and i don't know what to do with it!#i have had this lie (that i'm inherently unloveable and undesirable) in my head since childhood#and i've worked SO HARD to shut that voice up. and it is so so hard to not believe it right now
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honeyedbrie · 4 months
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ADHD tip:
if you need to eat food but you just want chips or crackers or something, throw some microwave rice in a bowl, some frozen veggies, add ur desired sauces, mix it up and literally use it as dip!
I can't tell you how many times I've managed to actually eat a full meal by doing this when I would've otherwise just eaten chips
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pandora15 · 3 months
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also highkey it's amazing what writing two little whump prompts for a challenge month will do to my motivation to write like.
I have been struggling, but after spending like. an hour or so writing, I'm now really excited? And I'm planning on working on more prompts tomorrow?
hopefully this will also give me motivation to work on my longer WIPs, too
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cat-clawz-art · 2 years
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Fanart from Talk about the weather by nightbloomingcereus ( @moondawntreader on tumblr!). Such a good series, definitely worth a read if you have a little time!!
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newtstommy · 1 year
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Maze Runner Moodboards: Locations
The Mazes
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cniska · 1 year
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Look how much my bby has grown 🥹 I love her a totally normal amount
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silentknives · 2 years
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❝ i cannot allow you to proceed. ❞        (Ooohoh *eyes emoji*)
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MOON KNIGHT STARTERS  —  @the-eagle-of-understanding
“And what will you do if I don’t obey?”
It is an unfair question. Cruel, even. Emily knows this, and she knows he’s doing what any concerned father would. His statement is posed as an order, a command. But after knowing him for this long—being by his side, taken under his wing where she would learn all the skills she would need to survive in this world—she knows that is just his way of showing his love. Or, perhaps, his fear. Whatever the case it may be, she does not take what she says next lightly.
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“Will you kill me where I stand?”
Emily turns to him fully now; brown eyes gazing into cool, steel ones. There’s fear within her too—that she failed him, or more terrifyingly, that she would never be welcome back into his arms. She may not know what the future lies before her, and how challenging it may be, but she knows for certain that this is the path she must undertake. It is the whisper in her ear, the jolt in her veins, that pushes her forward. It took her to this very moment where she must confront one of her biggest heartbreaks—the fissured love between a parent and his child.
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“I am neither Templar nor Assassin. There is no place for me, here, anymore.”
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paradoxgavel · 2 years
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i actually have a TON of fakemon. i’ll have to share them someday. i was working on makin a whole region some day. don’t know if i’ll commit to that, but. maybe it’ll be one of those projects i just kinda chip away at over time. i’ll probably release the fakemon i have all designed once scarlet and violet are closer to dropping.
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magdaclaire · 2 years
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I just gave a really good title to a my babysitter's a vampire fic and bro? i don't know how i feel about that
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mundanemiseries · 1 year
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// imo babby/wf Koko still needs his own fc but
i think i finally got his border down >:3
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i found the motivation to write a little tonight and like its not a lot but i think its good quality and i'm proud of it and just wanna share it now even though i'm still missing like 75% of the fic lol
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jujutsubaby · 28 days
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🍒 only fans boyfriend!toji headcanons 🍒
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☆ pairing: toji fushiguro x afab!reader ☆ summary: blurb in which toji is your bf who helps you take your photos and videos for your onlyfans ☆ warnings: 18+ !! MINORS DNI !! dirty talking, nudes, sex work, penetrative sex, idk what else lol ☆ a/n: i'm having some serious toji brain rot send help
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bf!toji who first thinks of the idea of you doing an only fans after taking his millionth video of him pounding into you. he won’t lie, initially it was because he was tight on some cash and didn’t wanna borrow from you again, but he was convinced you could be some insane OF celebrity. “i’m not sure about it, toji. i don’t want randos to see my face…” you surmise. “c’mon, we’ll cover your face, doll, if that’s what you’re worried about. i swear, we could be raking in thousands from this.” the prospect of coming across a large amount of money like that was enticing…
bf!toji who suggests that you start out simple. “maybe just a shot of you wearing somethin’ cute for the camera, i dunno.” after work one day, you both go to a lingerie store and pick out a sheer pink babydoll slip on, with silky bows on the shoulders. at home, you fish out an old mid 2000s digital camera from the garage and present it to toji. “you’re gonna be my sexy photographer, right?” you tease, as you change into the babydoll slip dress. 
bf!toji who totally sucks at taking photos at first, but is a quick learner as he learns all your best angles and poses. turns out when money is on the line, he’s a hard worker after all. pictures of you sluttily sticking out your tongue, and the dress straps falling off your shoulders send toji into a frenzy, and you both take a quick sex break before going back to taking the photos.
bf!toji doesn’t know how to edit photos for shit so you use the minimal photoshop you know to spruce up your makeshift boudoir shoot. not to toot your own horn, but you kinda ate those pics up, and toji can’t get enough of it. at work, he’s partially distracted, fighting off enemies with half a brain as the other half is trying not to get turned on (one time, he did get turned on while fighting and it was awkward to say the least. the guy’s dead now so toji doesn’t really care). 
bf!toji who creates the OF account for you because you’re feeling too shy to do so. the interface is confusing for both of you at first, but you guys get the hang of it pretty easily. you post the boudoir photoshoot and immediately close the laptop because you’re terrified of it flopping. “the damage of no one subscribing to me, toji, i would die,” you say earnestly, feeling nauseous. “if no one subscribes to you, i’ll fuck the memory out of you, don’t worry,” he says nonchalantly as he picks a random show on netflix to watch. he’s not bothered by this even one bit and you think it’s because he doesn’t care but really, it’s because he’s that confident.
bf!toji who wakes up before you the next morning for work and quickly checks to see if your photos gained any traction. “holy shit, doll, wake up!” he practically pushes you off the bed as he shakes you and you groggily wake up, irked at the intrusion of your slumber. “toji, i swear to god i’ll kill y-” “you just got 300 subscribers overnight, shut up.” he says, cutting you off and meeting your lips with a tender kiss. you quickly pull back, eyes widening at the news. 
bf!toji who reassures you that you’re only gonna blow up more, and that’s why you need to post more photos and videos. it starts off small: simple photoshoots and more slutty lingerie. you arch your back as toji gets an ass shot with your camera. he slaps it hard, leaving a red handprint mark and snaps a couple more photos. 
bf!toji who encourages you to start doing videos after reaching over 1k subscribers. you do a little strip tease/dance while toji films, but the first time you do it, toji folds almost immediately and has you pinned under him. you try again the next day, and graduate to longer more explicit videos – fingering yourself, using toys, and live streaming. toji buys you a couple cute masquerade masks to use, too. 
bf!toji who loves it when you get donations during streams. he ends up creating an amazon wishlist for you of things you guys could really use around the house. he can’t remember the last time he bought you lingerie anymore because your donations would usually cover that cost. that being said, he always chooses lingerie for you. he knows exactly what other horny guys are looking for on girls. “doll, i know crotchless panties are awful but i know the male gaze – they don’t give a fuck. look, okay, i’ll buy you that one piece too, don’t give me that look.” he says to you as you throw in a bunch of lingerie of your liking in the cart. 
bf!toji who finally decides to join you in front of the camera, giving your fans what they wanted. the way he sees it, he fucks you senseless for free every night anyway, might as well get paid for it. toji makes a show to tear your nice lingerie off you and leaves visible marks in your skin from his touch as he pounds into you or bites your neck. 
bf!toji who joins you on your livestreams, and they usually end with you bent over a desk, skirt hiked up, and his arousal deep inside you. “you guys think she deserves to cum?” he asks the chat, feeling you clench against him. he knows you're close, and it turns you on knowing it’s out of your control on whether or not you get to feel a release. your fans love your pornographic and lewd moans, but with toji fucking you, you don’t even have to act for them to come out of your mouth naturally. speaking of your mouth, toji especially loves when you have a masquerade mask on while he makes your little throat gag. you love it when he tests your gag reflex on camera in front of an audience, and everyone can tell when they see you soaked through your panties.
bf!toji who surprises you by taking you on a lavish vacation to bora bora when you reach over 10k subscribers. “we built this shit together,” he says, talking about your OF fame and money. you can’t remember the last time you guys worried about paying rent, and he wanted to do something special for his slutty little doll. he got one of those seaside huts surrounded by a private deck. your breath is taken away by the surprise, and toji wastes no time getting all your clothes off and getting you into the water. the makeout session turns into him fingering you underwater as he pushes your bikini to the side. after coming all over his fingers, you give him a handjob under the water, and toji has to quickly climb out of the pool so he doesn’t cum inside it and has to request a clean up on the very first day. 
bf!toji who fucks you more times than you can count in the water, on the bed, in the infinity pool, that one time super discretely under the blanket in the beach. you bring up the idea of filming a little here and there on vacation. “what? the grind never stops,” you say jokingly as you set up the camera on the tripod in front of the bed. he surprises you by using some silk ribbons to tie your hands back while he licks and kisses every inch of your body, focusing especially on your sensitive nipples erect for the camera. he blindfolds you, hands still tied back while he eats you out. the electrifying sensations are amplified in the darkness of the blindfold, and you make an absolute mess on the sheets and his mouth. 
bf!toji who uses the last night of your trip there to convince you to film one more video, this time on the private infinity pool outside your hut. you come out with a black strappy bikini with a sheer babydoll cover up. “don’t take off your clothes just yet, doll. just come in the water.” he commands, and you slowly get into the water. his silhouette looks ethereal in the golden hour of the sunset as you approach him. he cradles your jaw and kisses you deeply and passionately.  
bf!toji pulls away from you and guides you to the edge of the pool that stares out to the pink sunset and the turquoise ocean. “what? gonna fuck me while looking at the sunset like a stupid romantic?” you jeer, poking his chest. he chuckles nervously. “eventually…”
bf!toji who pulls a small black box from behind him and opens it to reveal a big shiny diamond ring. tears start freely falling down your cheeks and you don’t even hear what toji is saying (you feel a little bad – he must’ve prepped this speech for a while but you were far too emotional to process anything). all you do is nod your head vigorously as he gently puts the ring on finger. a perfect fit. and it glistens just perfectly in the dimming sun.
fiance!toji who then fucks you into the sunset like a stupid romantic.
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viktorniciforov · 2 years
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what if i actually tried to write my fates re-write i planned out years ago? ha ha just kidding! ...unless?
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leelei1980 · 6 months
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My Precious
An Eddie Munson x reader Halloween One shot
TW: Fluff and Smut, you know, all the good stuff.
🛑Smut Warning- Mature Content- 18+ only- Minors DNI🛑
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It was Halloween, one of your favorite holidays of all time. Costumes, parties, tricks and treats, what wasn’t there to love about it? But your most favorite thing about Halloween was that 2 years ago today you met your boyfriend, Eddie Munson.
Two year ago:
You were new to Hawkins, had needed a change of scenery from where you were previously living so you moved into an apartment with your friend from college that had grown up in this little town. It was cute, quiet and a nice change from the city that you were living in, but there wasn’t a lot to do so you were extremely excited when your friend suggested going to a Halloween party at her friend Nancy’s boyfriends house.
You loved to be creative with your costumes, put time into designing them and making them absolutely perfect. To you Halloween was more than wearing lingerie and throwing on a pair of animal ears, and being a total nerd you often opted to dress up as characters from your favorite books. That is why this year you decided to dress up as a Hobbit. Frodo infact, and you had even convinced your friend to dress up as Samwise.
With only a weeks notice you went to craft stores, thrift shops and Halloween stores to get all of the pieces of your costumes. What you couldn’t buy you could make, you were a crafty girl.
At last, your costume was complete, and not to toot your own horn , but it looked fairly authentic, right down to the pointed ears and the hairy Hobbit feet.
You rushed home that Friday night excited for an actual night out and excited to get the opportunity to wear your costume after all of your hard work.
You stepped out of your bedroom in all your glory, cape billowing behind you , hair Hobbit feet slapping across the floor only to find your roommate standing by the door wearing her coat over a pink nightie and bunny ears.
“ What the hell? Where is the Samwise costume I made you? I thought we were coordinating!”
You roommate looked you over, biting her lip.” You did an amazing job with the costumes, they are so good, but Hon- I want to hook up tonight and that Sam costume is not going to get me laid. I’m sorry.” She sighed.” Why don’t you go put on something slutty, I have cat ears from last years costume you can use-“
“ No, I’m just going to wear this, I worked hard on it-“
“ But Honey, it’s not going to get you a piece of ass tonight! There are going to be so many attractive males there tonight, it’s Steve Harrington’s party! Only the elite of Hawkins will be there !”
“ Than how the fuck did we get invited?” You asked.
“ Because his girlfriend Nancy invited us. I will introduce you to everyone when we get there.”
You sighed, not as excited about the party now that you were going as a solo Hobbit, but whatever. The thought of hooking up hadn’t really even been on your radar, you were just looking forward to meeting new people.
“ Alright. Let’s go.”
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Steve Harrington’s house was amazing, no wonder he didn’t move out on his own. From what you understood his Parents were never home, always traveling for business , staying in other properties that they owned while they did so. They must have been loaded.
The party that you walked into was loud and chaotic, the house near bursting with people, all in costume, all feeling good , and much to your horror all staring at you as you plodded through the house, your roommate introducing you to many people along the way. They were all nice, Steve Harrington, whom you had to admit looked absolutely delicious in his flightsuit and aviator sunglasses, Nancy , a tiny petite little thing was dressed in a black leotard with cat ears and a tail. They were both extremely sweet and funny, much to your surprise, you had kind of expected Harrington to be a pompous asshole but that wasn’t the case at all.
Your roommate was right, the house was full with scantily clad, attractive people and there you were in your cape and fake pointed ears. Everyone had no idea who you were and kept complimenting you on your ‘troll’ costume. You felt like such a loser.
You excused yourself to go and find a drink, time to get shitfaced. Despite everyone being very friendly you felt totally out of place, maybe a couple of drinks would get you out of your shell. You made your way to the kitchen which was surprisingly empty at the moment with the exception of a very, very attractive man , sitting up on the counter top , popping pretzels into his mouth and watching the festivities. He wore devil horns atop his head of long wavy brown locks, held a pitchfork in one hand and had his pointed devil tail draped behind him across the counter.
You looked down, now you really felt like a fucking dork.
“ Whatcha looking for Sweetheart?” You heard him jump down from his spot on the counter. “ What’s a pretty girl like you doing so far away from the Shire? Looking for a little adventure, Doll? Or should I say Frodo?”
Your eyes snapped up and met his, and Jesus, he had the most beautiful chocolate brown eyes you had ever seen. “ You,uh, know who I am?”
He smiled. “ Of course I do, Darlin. I’m not just a pretty face you know.” He chuckled. “ I know a Hobbit when I see one, pointed ears, cape,hairy feet- which are amazing by the way- did you make make those?” He took a red solo cup and poured some punch into it then handed it to you.” I’m Eddie by the way.”
You beamed.” Thank you. It’s nice to meet you Eddie. “ You introduced yourself.” I did make them, as authentic as I could.” You shrugged.“ I like to be creative with my costumes.”
“ I admire the fact that you went with a Hobbit, it was bold- from one of my favorite series of all time.Usually girls just use Halloween as an excuse to dress like sluts, I mean I don’t have any complaints, but I like your out of the box thinking.”
You felt yourself blush at his compliment.” Thank you. My roommate was supposed to be the Samwise to my Frodo but backed out last minute to dress as a bunny. So here I am sulking, getting ready to get shitfaced because I feel so awkward and out of place at this party. “ You smelled the cup of punch before taking a sip. “ Jesus Christ, What is in here?”
Eddie smirked.” Pure fuel.”
You took a sip of it and coughed.” Holy shit, it taste like rocket fuel!”
Eddie laughed.” Taste like absolute shit, but it will get you drunk fast.”
“ Bottoms up then.” You took one more drink then set the cup down.
His brows furrowed,” Your new to the area, aren’t you? I haven’t seen you around before.”
“ Just moved here actually, my roommate just introduced me to a bunch of people- Steve Harrington, Nancy Wheeler , Robin Buckley , a few others. They all seemed very nice. I’m sure I made one hell of a first impression.” You motioned to your costume.
Eddie laughed and it made your heart flutter. God he was gorgeous. “ You certainly caught my eye.” He winked.
You smiled.” So why are you in here all alone and not out there with all the partygoers ?”
“ I’m here for business purposes Sweetheart. “ He bowed dramatically. “Eddie Munson, small town drug dealer and outcast at your service.”
You were taken aback.” Outcast? But your so sweet. What did you do to deserve that title?”
“ Let’s see, I have long hair, tattoos and listen to Metal, I supply Marijuana to the people of Hawkins, and I play Dungeons and Dragons.”
You eyebrows furrowed this time.” What does playing D&D have to do with anything? It’s just a fricking game?”
He leaned back against the counter. “Haven’t you heard, Sweetheart? Studies have linked violent behavior, satanic worship, ritual sacrifice and murder to the game.” He stuck out his tongue and made a monster noise.
You laughed.” People are so fucking stupid. It is a board game.”
“ Thank you!” He hollered.” Have you ever played?”
“ I’ve dabbled enough to know that it s the furthest thing from a satanic cult that I can think of.”
“ Exactly.It is a game that is meant to be entertaining, not a fucking cult. I play it with a bunch of nerds. But because I play a fantasy game, the whole town thinks I’m mean and scary.” He stepped away from the counter and walked up to you, he leaned forward and whispered, “Do I seem mean and scary to you Princess?”He smelled like shampoo, weed and cologne, and his closeness made your heart race.
“ I’m terrified.” A smile spread across your face.
“ Shaking in your Hobbit feet?” He smiled back.
“ Your the sweetest devil worshipper that I have ever met.”
“ God , I just met you and I’m already fucking in love with you.”
You giggled.” Was it my sparkling personality or the ears?”
He laughed.” Your just fucking awesome.” He stepped even closer to you.” If I may be so bold to ask if you would like to accompany me outside for some fresh air?”
“ I don’t know if I should accept an invitation from you, you being the Devil and all.” I gestured to his costume.
“ Oh you don’t have to worry about me Doll.” He leaned over again.” I promise your safe with me. I don’t bite, unless, you want me too.”
Heat flooded through your body.” S-sure, I mean sure I will go out with you, I mean I will go outside with you, not ‘sure I want you to bite me’-“
He chuckled and put his large hand on the small of your back.��� Let’s go sweetheart .”
He led you through the house, through the crowds of wild, inebriated people, and out the back door that opened onto a sprawling back yard, complete with a large patio and a screened in gazebo, a huge pool and pool house.
“ Holy shit.” You exclaimed.
“ Yeah I know right? Why his Parents are never home I will never understand. This place is fucking amazing. “ He motioned to the gazebo and you walked up the steps and sat down on a bench inside. He sat beside you, his body warm next to yours.
“ I may have only met him for a few minutes, but Steve doesn’t come across as an arrogant, spoiled rich kid to me. “
“ That’s the thing. He’s actually a good dude. He has a motley band of teenagers that worship him, he drives them around, protects them from bullies, would do anything for those kids. He’s like a father figure to them in a way. I think he does it because even though he has a Dad he never sees him, and when he does his dad is such an asshole to him, nothing Steve does is ever good enough.”
“ That sucks. Sounds like you guys are close.”
“ We share custody of the Gremlins. They are all in my D&D group, The Hellfire club, I’m their DM. They are good kids, nerds, outcasts like me. On days he can’t cart their asses around I volunteer.”
“ That’s sweet. So clearly their Parents see past all of the bullshit the media has put out there.”
“ They have known me, the REAL me for years. They know I am not a threat to their children. Some of them can use all the help they can get. There is this one kid, Dustin Henderson, smartest fucking kid I have ever met,total fucking handful, his mom is a single mom, Dads not in the picture. He can use a little guidance at times and who wants to listen to their parents? “ Eddie shrugged.
You looked up at him, really LOOKED at him and saw a soft spot for those kids in his eyes. This guy, this ‘ mean , scary guy’ was just a big softy with a bad wrap. You hadn’t known him long but you could tell. This was the longest conversation you had had since moving to Hawkins with anyone other than your roommate. Talking with him was so natural, like you had known him for years.
“ Hey Frodo, still with me?”
You blinked and blushed when you realized that you had been sitting there just staring at him, at his handsome face and expressive eyes. “ Sorry, just kind of zoned out there for a minute.”
“ You looked like you were deep in thought Princess. “ He smirked.” What were you thinking about?”
You sighed.” I was thinking that you are the coolest person I have met since moving into this tiny town. “
He smirked.” The coolest, most handsome person you’ve met since moving into this tiny town?” He hit you with his biggest smile, dimples on full display, his pretty eyes crinkling in the corners. Fuck, he was adorable, his smile gave you butterflies.
You smiled back at him.” Yes.”
“ Well I’m a pretty good judge of character and I think you are pretty fucking awesome too. I feel like I could sit here and talk to you for hours.”
You scooted closer to him and reached up and unfastened your cloak, draping one half of it over his shoulders.” I’ve got time if you do?”
The two of you sat outside, on that cool fall night and talked for hours, laughing and telling stories, cuddling together for warmth. There was a connection between the two of you like you had never felt with anyone else, and you were pretty sure that he had felt it too.
“ Eddie?”
“ Yes Darlin?”
Your heart fluttered.” I’m really glad that I decided not to wear the sexy kitten costume that my roommate was trying to get me to wear earlier tonight. If I had then I might not have met you.”
“ I’m real glad too Sweetheart.” He smiled.” Though now that we’ve officially met I wouldn’t be opposed to seeing you in a sexy kitten costume now..,”
You laughed.” Are you saying that the tunic and trousers ensemble isn’t sexy? I’m totally crushed!”
He threw his head back and laughed. “ The whole outfit is sexy, but what really gets me going if the feet. What I wouldn’t give to have you play footsie with me, rub those hairy fucking things up and down my legs-“
You died. Laughed so hard you snorted, then laughed even harder at the look of surprise on his face when you snorted.
“ Your fucking hilarious. “ He started laughing at you.
“ I’m sorry, it just happens when I burst out laughing or when I find something really funny- “
“ Why are you apologizing? I like a girl with a sense of humor. I like that you snort when you laugh, your real-“
“ Yeah, real fucking embarrassing- first I come dressed like a total dork then I seal the deal by laughing like a total dork.”
He gave you a soft smile.” I like that about you, you’re not afraid to be yourself, and that Sweet girl, is incredibly sexy.” You watched his eyes roam over your face stopping at your lips.” Can I kiss you?”
You blinked.” You want to kiss me? ME?”
“ I have been wanting to kiss you all goddamn night.”
“ I, I would love for you to kiss me-“
He reached up and lightly held your face in his hands then pressed his full, plump lip’s against yours. It was magical. He started off slowly and sweetly, savoring the kiss, sliding his hands from your face , lightly running his fingers through your hair. You ran your hands up his chest, feeling his heart beating fast below your hand then wrapped your arms around his neck.
It was then that he pulled you closer , deepened the kiss. You head was spinning. His mouth and his tongue was devouring yours and it was wonderful, and it was stirring awake something deep inside you.
You pulled away for a moment, breathless, and saw concern flash across his face.
“ Too far? Did I go too far?”
You ran a thumb over his kiss swollen lips.” No Eddie.” You straddled his lap and watched as he licked his lips. “ I just needed to be closer-“
His lips crashed into yours again and you felt his big hands grab onto your hips, your ass. You slowly rocked against him, and he moaned into your mouth. You could feel him getting hard beneath you.
“ Sweetheart,” he breathed, as he started to kiss your neck.” Tell me if you want me to stop.”
You threw your head back allowing him better access, his lips and tongue now leaving a trail of kisses down your throat.” Don’t stop, please Eddie, don’t stop.”
His hands left your hips, searching for your breast under your vest and heavy tunic. His fingers were fumbling as you were grinding against him.”Fuck! Your under here somewhere, I swear this isn’t my first time doing this-“
You smiled and reached down, taking his jittery hands in yours kissing them and placing them again on your hips. “ I’ve got this Sweetheart,” you said winking then leaning forward and nipping at his lower lip, causing a little whine to spill out of his mouth. Your fingers were nimble and quickly undoing your buttons. “ Hold me, move me.”
His strong hands rocked you back and forth creating a friction that was making your panties wet, his eyes on you the entire time watching as your finger’s finally unfastened the last button and your lacy bra and pert breasts were now exposed.
“ Fuck, their fucking perfect.” He leaned forward and kissed the rounds of the delicate skin, his hands leaving your hips to lightly skim up your sides and cup them. He gave them a squeeze and you purred. He tore his eyes away from your breasts to look up at you, eyes searching,asking permission to go further.
You leaned into him.” Please.”
He didn’t hesitate, his lips, his hands were all over you, kissing you, suckling on you, making you ache with need. You gripped at his shirt, tearing apart only to raise it up and over his head, his devil horns went flying. At that moment you didn’t care that you were outside where people could potentially see you, didn’t care that the air was cold around you because his body was keeping you so, so warm.
“ I want more Eddie, please I need more.” You pleaded, and you heard a rumble deep in his chest.
He pulled away from you and placed your cape down on the bench, then carefully laid you back onto it. “ I will give you all that you need, Angel,” he unbuttoned your pants then slowly pulled them down, his eyes taking in the sight of you laid out before him.” Your beautiful, so goddamn beautiful.” He tried to tug your pants down the rest of the way but they kept getting caught on your Hobbit feet. You couldn’t help but giggle as you watched him struggle . “I’m going to lose my fucking mind-“ but finally he was able to get them off.
He reached over and lowered a blind behind you, at least providing you with a little privacy from possible prying eyes, then hurriedly slid off his pants and boxers and you gaped at the sight of his body in the moonlight. He was covered in tattoos his chest, his torso, his hips, your eyes wandering lower, oh god. Your eyes stopped at his rock hard member, standing erect, long and thick, and ready, because he wanted YOU.
“ My eyes are up here Sweetheart.” He chuckled and you felt heat wash over your face.
“ Sorry, I’m sorry, I just-“
“ There you go apologizing again.” He leaned down and kissed you. “ You don’t need to apologize Princess, I find the ogling quite flattering.” He reached into the pocket of his discarded jeans and pulled out a condom, then dropped them to the ground. “ Are you sure this is what you want baby?”
“ I need this Eddie. I need you.” You watched as he tore open the wrapper with his teeth, then rolled the condom down his shaft. You swallowed hard.
He ran his hand along your body, down, until he reached your core. He slowly he slid his fingers inside you. His eyes flashed up to yours.” Your so fucking wet for me.”
He carefully laid down on top of you, your soft curves molding against his hard body, the sensation again making your head spin. You could feel the head of his cock nudging against you as he took your face in his hands. “ I’ll go real slow ok, pretty girl? Let me know if you need me to stop, ‘Kay?”
You looked up at him, nodding.” I promise.”
He kissed you, and as he softly, gently kissed you he slowly, carefully pushed himself inside you. You gasped and he stopped moving. It wasn’t a gasp of pain, but pleasure. He was filling you, stretching you and the feeling of him inside you was exquisite. “ Are you ok-“
“ Don’t stop, don’t stop till I have all of you. “
He continued slowly until he bottomed out and you both groaned.
“ Fuck, your so fucking tight.” Eddie pulled out then slowly pumped into you.” You feel so fucking good Sweetheart.”
“ More,” you whined under him, lightly running your fingernails up his back.”l promise I can take it. “
He started slow then his pace picked up as small sounds started spilling from your lips. “ Keep making those pretty noises for me Princess, fuck, your taking me so well. Your perfect, your so fucking perfect.” His pace now was relentless, you knew that you weren’t going to last much longer. You were so full, so completely full.
“ Eddie,” you murmured as he kissed your neck,” You feel so good, so fucking good inside me,” you gasped again as he hit that soft spot inside you the sent you spiraling over the edge. You moaned his name again as a wave of pleasure washed over you, as your body shook beneath him.
“ That’s it, there you go darling,” he fucked you through your orgasm, chasing his own release.”F-fuck,s-so good, fuck, I’m cumming!.” His movements were sloppy and his breathing was ragged as found his own release and collapsed on top of you , panting.
You smiled up at him brushing his wild mop of sweaty hair back from his face. He leaned down and kissed the tip of your nose, then your lips, your jaw, the sweet spot just below your ear,your ear, YOUR EAR! Just as he went to nibble on your ear your fake pointed elf ear fell off and down to the ground. You both looked at each other wide eyed before bursting out with laughter. You started snort laughing again and your body shook.
“ Jesus Christ, if you keep laughing and moving like that I’m going to get hard inside you again!”
“ I can’t,even, help it! The look,on your face -“ You gasped for air, his laugh sending you into a tizzy.
“ I thought I was being romantic, snuggling into you then bam, the fucking ear fell off.”
You finally caught your breath.” This has been a very memorable experience that I will never forget .”
Eddie carefully slid off of you then grabbed your cloak and wrapped it around you for your modesty and warmth. “ But in a good way right?”
“ Yes, in a very good way.”
“ Thank fucking God.” He smiled and started to get dressed.
“I uh, just wanted to let you know that this isn’t something that I normally do. I don’t typically have sex with people I have only known for a couple of hours-“
“ Sweetheart you don’t need to explain yourself to me. I think your fucking amazing. And I hope you don’t think that I sound like a total nutcase saying this but I really feel like we were meant to meet tonight. I feel like there is a connection, do you feel it? Please tell me you feel it too-“
“ I feel it Eddie.”
“ I would like to do this again sometime. Not just the sex , but I would like to take you out on a real date with like food and drinks, maybe sex after-“
“ I would love to go out with you Eddie, get some dinner then possibly dessert, a little later?” You winked at him then slid your tunic over your head. You reached for your pants next then slid them on,chuckling when you see your shoes with the plastic hobbit feet over them.
“ What are you laughing at Dollface?”
“ My roommate backed out of dressing up like Samwise because she ‘ wanted to hook up and there was no way she would get laid dressed up as a Hobbit’. “
Eddie smirked.” You just happened to be in the right place at the right time, with someone that appreciates literary genius when he sees it.” He wrapped his arms around your waist then lightly kissed your lips.“ So when are we doing this again, tomorrow? The day after that, then the day after that?”
“ Sounds good to me. My schedule, and my legs will always be open just for you.”
“ I love you, I really think I fucking love you.”
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Two years later-
“ Sweetheart, we are going to be late for Harrington’s party.”
“ I’m coming!” You looked one last time in the bathroom mirror to make sure everything was perfect. Makeup- check, Princess Leia buns, perfectly symmetrical. You smoothed out the front of your white dress and tucked a fake laser gun in your belt before walking out.
“ I’m sorry I’m late baby but these buns were a bitch-“ You stopped short when you saw him. Holy Shit. Eddie was dressed as Han Solo- tight pants, boots, white shirt, black vest and a belt slung low on his hip with a plastic gun in the holster . He looked delicious. He also looked like he was in total shock. He had always had a crush on Leia, fantasized about having sex with her when he was younger and now tonight he would finally get the chance- later.
“You look, so FUCKING hot Princess.” His eyes slowly lingered over your body.” It was worth the wait.” He wrapped his arms around you and pulled you in for a lazy kiss.” Anything worth doing is worth doing right, especially on Halloween. You know how special this day is to me. It’s the day that I met you and my entire life changed.”
He was right, ever since that fateful night that you met at Steve Harrington’s party your life had never been the same. You and Eddie had been inseparable, and for two years now you had been happy, so incredibly happy.
You watched a smile spread across his face.” What?” You asked.
“ I got you a present, for our Anniversary.”
You panicked.“But baby, I didn’t think we were doing presents, I thought we were just going to go out to dinner-“
“ This is a special present.” He kissed the tip of your nose then reached down into his pocket and pulled out a box. A ring box. Your heart pounded as you watched him kneel down before you. “Sweetheart, I love you, I have loved you since the moment that I saw you in Steve Harrington’s kitchen, wearing your Hobbit costume. I loved you more when we sat and talked that night, we had the same interests, same great taste in books, same connection. You accepted me for who I was. I have been so extremely grateful that you are in my life, and in the words of Arwen Undómiel of Lord of the Rings. ‘I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.’ I want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you do me the honor of being my wife?”
You could feel the tears of joy streaming down your face, as you nodded.” Yes, yes, one million times yes!”
He smiled up at you, a look of true love and relief on his face. He popped open the box and slid a diamond ring onto your finger. “ For you, my Precious.”
You took a second to admire the ring then pulled him to his feet. “ I love you, for all of this life and beyond .” Then you pressed your lips to his.
‘Books ought to have good endings. How would this do'And they all settled down and lived together happily ever after.'
-SAMWISE GAMGEE THE LORD OF THE RINGS
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songsteps · 1 year
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man I'm tooting my own horn here but my MothPool Hollyleaf design fuckin slaps look at her... I need to do a full illustration w/ her
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ewanmitchellcrumbs · 3 months
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who would you recommend for good Osferth fics?
Not to toot my own horn, but my own slap pretty fucking hard.
Besides that, @assortedseaglass @helaelaemond @humanpurposes @barbiedragon and @adragonprinceswhore @undertheorangetree all have Osferth fics on their masterlists that I really enjoy.
It’s 6.40am, and I have absolutely missed people from this list accidentally, so I will revisit at some point to add to this.
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