#not my professor

[trans-pilled]

now that’s what i call foreshadowing

#puppet history #puppet history season 5 #the professor #not my professor #watcher #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #1k #2k #3k #5k #10k #12k

[nyptagypta]

HE DOESNT REMEMBER THE C DOGS BIT ( AKA THE BEST BIT) THIS IS NOT MY PROFESSOR.

#the professor #puppet history #watcher #ryan bergara #shane madej #not my professor

[breadwithoutcheesefan1009]

Shane using Ryan’s voice for Dr Goondes in the hotdaga ran so the hologram Professor singing about skinning him alive could HIT EVERYONE WITH A FUCKING CHAIR

#genuinely both are masterpieces #puppet history #hot daga was just the beginning #he’s always been this way #and it’s beautiful #thank you Shane #shane madej #ryan bergara #hot daga #the hot daga #puppet history lore #the professor #professor mcnasty #not my professor #doctor goondes

[carcar-go-vroom]

celebrating the return of the c dogs bit 😌

#puppet history #watcher #watcher network #the professor #not my professor #ryan bergara #beef boy #shane madej

[koro-is-caffeinated]

Hhhngngkkkk hmmm,, ghhhhnnnhhgg, kkkhhbb... ;; Puppet showhhngkmmk!! They're together and cherishing their presence and Earth is a nice place to stop and. And. HhhnmmkkkggghhHHGAAAA PROFESSOR AND RYAN MADE UP AND HUGGED AND ARE HAPPY AND THE SUBSTITUTE GOT BEAT TF OUT AND. HhhhhHGGHnnnNhhaaAAA;;,,! I NEED TO HUG THAT LITTLE BLUE FLUFFY FUZZBALL BABY

RIGHT

NOW

#This show means too much to me #I'm trying to be normal but the mortality and the love and the existentialism and the contentedness in the face of death and. #I bawled okay #I cried like a baby #I wanna cradle Prof in my arms then crawl into a hole never to be seen again #This show #100000/10 SPIRITS!!! #😭💕💕 #watcher #watcher entertainment #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim #puppet history #the professor #puppet history season 5 #puppet history spoilers #Puppet history season 5 finale #not my professor #dino!professor #holo!professor #concupiscence mcnasty #Connie mcnasty

[sidneyoftheblackwoods]

Okay but how is Puppet History so perfectly tailored to the type of show I've always wanted?? Like, actually interesting lore that doesn't overshadow the fun vibes of the average episode, the uncanny valley being used to tell you something is deeply wrong, and FUNNY, YET OMINOUS PUPPETS!!!!

I also love the weird history lessons. This is one of the only edutainment shows that I genuinely enjoy.

#puppet history #the professor #watcher #all hail the watcher #not my professor #shane madej #ryan burgara

[rosieemms]

It could just be me overthinking but..

The professor's twitter hasn't posted anything about his return. Suspicious...

Anyways don't trust "the professor" we see today. It ain't him.

#puppet history #ryan bergara #shane madej #not my professor #the professor #watcher

[justmymoonagedaydream]

ummmm….

#i know this is late #puppet history #the professor #not my professor #fake #imposter #shane madej #ryan bergara #watcher entertainment

[casperghosty]

Puppet History S5E1- Analysis and theories

Everything about The Professor is so very confusing. We know he got eaten and possibly turned into a dinosaur (we see him hatch from an egg in the trailer) but now he is alive and well....

Or is he ??!

The first strange thing about him that I've realized is his color: on the left it's him from the s1e1 on the right it's him in the new episode.

Maybe it's just diffrent lightning, but his furr looks pale and over all weird.

the more prominent things that show he is not the real professor, or that something strange is happening to him is his glitching and demonc voices

I also just realized, DID HE JUST GIGGLE??! at first I thought it was Sara giggling

"The algorithm is better than ever" I've seen theories before this episode that maybe the algorithm is sentient and is making Ryan lose every time. I also saw theories regarding this epsidoe that maybe the physical algorithm took over the professor? But why would it let Ryan win this time....? I will get back to that one to

And of course the misterious Box, that adds to every theory while makes them even more confusing, but before I get to the theories I qanted to point out some of his behaivers that I found unusual:

He didn't flirt with Sara?? The two epsisodes she's been in so far he called her "my moon and stars" or called her the most beautiful guest he had.

In addition, the B- ball bit...?? they never did anything for B boys only for C dogs... which might not be much but if I'm already suspicious of him not being the real professor, I'm gonna criticise all his moves.

At first I didn't realize this but I saw people point it out, his weird obsession with meat, we could say it's because the episode was meat centric... but this moment in particular was creepy

There is something on the PH set, a ghost? maybe the energy if something is disturbing the environment??

Ryan asks a fair question, I mean the last thing he knows is that the professor got eaten (Ryan doesn't know the professor potential got reborn from a dino egg)

R:"You know a lot about ghosts. Are you a ghost?"

P: "what kind of question is that? come one"

P:" I mean I went through some stuff"

The proff ignores the question and doesn't answers, but we can conclude he went through stuff (maybe through a dino??)

Something shocking happens... RYAN WON?! But this win feels weird, Ryan didn't get a cup, the professor said he is out of it which is unusual because the Devil said to Ryan the professor buys them in batches.... instead he got... a Puppet Cream (I do not wanna know what part of the professor this is if jelly beans is his poop....) It was pointed out to me, that he is very insistent that Ryan puts on the lotion

p:"Make sure you use that a lot.You gotta moisturizer that skin of yours"

and the design on the lotion brings up questions

this design of the professor looks weird, his smile is weirdly mischievous, unlike any cartoonis version of him on any merch, and the weirdest THE EYES, WHY IS HIS EYES BLUE WITH WHITE PUPILS?! THE PROFESSOR HAS BROWN EYES?!

Now lets look at the end scene with final-girl Ryan, he is trying to bid on the Genies's lap (we know it's the same because in the item description it says it was sold by the devil and a three-headed demon, and it's surounded by jelly beans) this raises so many questions

Why would they sell the lamp? why does Ryan need it? We can see from his open tabs he was looking at "puppet necromancy" was he trying to bring the professor back?

Another thing that confused me is Ryan using Burgess Montclief as his name when buying the lamp. It's the name he came up with in the epsidoe, so are the events that happen in the office after the ep, play out after his lesson with the professor? why does he want the lamp still if the professor is more or less "back" and if it's after the history class, what does that glowy eyed professor doing there?! If it happens before his class is the professor who's teachen Ryan that creepy one with the glowing eyes? why was he in the Watcher hq?Ryan pointed out watcher and the puppet theater are far away!

To add to my confusion, the article Ryan is reading says they found Prof's glasses and hat, but when he gell to the dino's mout only his satchel fell he was eaten with glasses and hat, but in the episode he had all three with him?!

Who is Connie.M why do they want the Genie lamp? (again? for how long has Ryan been chasing the lamp??)

Now to my theories

The Professor is a ghost: He doesn't want Ryan to touch him, maybe because he isn't physical? someone pointed out that ghosts mess up election items and gain energy from them so maybe he uses that box for energy to manifest himself in a way he looks more physical (FBO kinda thing)

He is a hologram, the same way I assume the box powers a ghost professor what if he is a hologram Professor, this can explain the weird glitching we see ,and amongst the articles Ryan is looking at there is one very suspicious about holograms... foreshadowing???

He might be part dinosaur or some kind of zombie; this would explain his hunger for meat and why he wants Ryan to be soft and moisturized, maybe he is planning on reveng?? but this doesn't explain what is going on with the box?!

He is possessed by a demon or a genie, which would explain his demonic voice, but not the box, UNLESS the box isn't there to power HIM but the box sucks out his energy to power someone else that's why at some point he powered down or feel asleep!

In conclusion I'M SO VERY CONFUSED I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS AND ONE THEORY DOESN'T EXPLAIN IT, maybe he is a part dinosaur ghost hungry for flesh and needs energy from the electric box?!

I know that this creepy thing

IS NOT MY PROFESSOR!!

Can't qait for next week and and having to analyse even more things !!

#puppet history #shane madej #watcher #the fuck is going on #that hippo song traumatized me #NOT MY PROFESSOR #I want my blue fuzzy boy back #I'm happy Ryan won... but at what cost?? #the professor #the professor lived #or did he??

[nefaria]

Guys I think The Professor wants to eat Ryan

#puppet history #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher entertainment #the professor #not my professor

[trans-pilled]

the professor didn’t make any “c dogs” jokes… something isn’t right here

#NOT MY PROFESSOR #puppet history #puppet history season 5 #the professor #shane madej #watcher #watcher entertainment

[nyptagypta]

I THINK THERES BEEN A GLITCH

#not my professor #the professor #puppet history #shane madej #ryan bergara #watcher #watcher entertainment

[sorio99]

Serious (mostly) Puppet History thought: everyone is pointing to the missing C Dogs but as a big Out Of Character note for the Professor, and it is, but I noticed that, when Ryan joked he had a “Masters in Douchebag”, instead of getting mad, or even zinging him back, he was like “Yeah, I am kind of a D-Bag, aren’t I?”, followed by that, weird laugh cut, and then the TechDiff screen? Like, that’s not normal, right?

#puppet history #if you did not know #I love puppet history #in all it’s glory #watcher entertainment #we are watcher #not my professor

[persapphone-the-artist]

I can’t unsee it

#puppet history #puppet history spoilers #puppet history season 5 #watcher #what do you have #a knife #NO #the dismemberment song #not my professor #hologram professor

[koro-is-caffeinated]

GATHER ROUND, LADS AND LASSIES. Since I love rotating my precious blorbos around in my brain to music and imagine vivid animations to said songs, how about you help me concoct my playlist for our beloved murderous hologram? Here's what I've got so far: [Click for full list]

@moth-yknowtheartist thought you might enjoy this

#I LOVE PLAYLISTS I LOVE THE EUPHORIA OF MUSIC I LOVE THIS BLUE GLITCHY BASTARD #watcher #watcher entertainment #Spotify #Playlist #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim #puppet history #the professor #not my professor #professor mcnasty #concupiscence mcnasty #Connie mcnasty #Honnie mcnasty #holo!professor #the substitute #puppet history season 5 #puppet history spoilers

[socialrejectbitches]

Does this theory make sense? Idk. But I feel like #notmyprofessor is giving Ryan the puppet cream to turn him into a new professor so he can use his body for his evil schemes versus the weird holo-professor we have right now.

#puppet history #puppet #watcher entertainment #watcher #ryan bergara #not my professor #professor mcnasty #the professor #ghost files #shane madej