#not me with my extremely incomplete sumeru archon quest alr thinking abt pulling for neuvillette :")

[chuu-huahua]

ok because @downbadforpixels told me that one of the new fontaine characters from genshin (neuvillette) shares the same english va as fyodor, i’m here to brainrot because OH MY GOD I WANT HIM NOW WHEN IS HE COMING OUT-

no because imagine having a dazai in the fontaine plot too?? genshin remaking the prison arc with fyodor and dazai, except fyodor being the chief justice of sorts and dazai being a mastermind criminal with an insanely high bounty. arc ends with dazai managing to escape, and it’s revealed that they knew each other when they were younger and dazai had always been a kind person to fyodor, so he decided to let his emotions cloud his judgement just once and let the one he considers his dear friend evade capture.

even though fyodor, now neuvillette, might end up being executed for letting such a criminal escape from fontaine’s grasps, he supposes it might not be too hard to bend the nation to his will. he does have enough blackmail he collected over the years, after all...

ok but fontaine people have guns?? wtf is this, the genya-fication of genshin impact???

ok but if genshin can have a prison arc, they can have a chuuya. inazuma has another puppet flitting through the shadows and weaving through the crowds, and is said to be in possession of a rather odd ability. witnesses have reported craters on the footpaths of smaller villages, trees that have been crushed into tiny pieces, and one has even claimed to have been crushed into the ground by a young man with flaming red hair, the last thing they heard before passing out being something along the lines of “you will be crushed by vicious gravity!”

ok but imagine if chuuya was the puppet of orobashi?? i mean, if raiden can have two, then the snake can have a puppet too :D

#ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧₊ lei’s rambles #in hoyo we trust ig #bonus points if dazai turns out to be someone who's gonna fill in one of the two empty harbinger positions #ok but neuvillette is so pretty?? he's so blue lmao #ok but the fontaine people are so pretty #the mary poppins sort of character?? #not me with my extremely incomplete sumeru archon quest alr thinking abt pulling for neuvillette :") #bungou stray dogs #bsd #dazai #chuuya #fyodor #genshin impact #fontaine #neuvillette #bsd x Genshin impact