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charmac · 3 months
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Sunny wall update!
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windslar · 1 month
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It happened in a dream
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nguyenfinity · 8 months
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You would not believe what AU I cooked up with @posebean this time it's genshin
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Melt synergy (also reversed colors yahoo)
They run a tea house!! Hachimitsu Tea House :]
And they're married
They're sooo married (Niki's ring is holding his lil tassel)
Niki
Support/healer (anyone's a dps if you build them hard enough though)
Signature dish: Cinnamon baked apple slices (we'll figure it out don't worry about it)
Ascension mats: pyro cube, slimes, naku weed
Constellation: esuriens ursi
Rinne
dps (glass cannon style)
Signature dish: Honeycomb nikujaga (once again don't worry about it)
Ascension mats: bathysmal vishap, treasure hoarders, onikabuto
Constellation: fila fati
he throws his claymore at you and then decks you in his normal attack sequence
mr. master of deception keeping his vision tucked away and wearing red
mostly useless without his wife (see: passive)
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Y'know the funny thing about writing stories from different time periods? That you'll most likely spend an ungodly amount of time searching the internet like some archaeologist desperate for a breakthrough in a case.
And the thing that you are oh so desperately researching is a literal stove from the wild west era to make sure that it's accurate. I mean, I know how the stoves worked back then and their compartments [kinda] and what food they ate! So there are upsides!
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choking-on-roses · 10 months
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If you're a minimalist and you pride yourself on that, that's great! But if you know someone who is NOT a minimalist you are actually free to shut the fuck up about it. Just so you know.
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emmafallsinlove · 8 months
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the fact that the only thing i made myself for breakfast this week is toast with extra cheese and tomato is embarrassing
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seawitchkaraoke · 7 months
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Discovered that I can just.... make homemade fries really easily and now i am liviiing
(literally just... cut potatoes into fries shape, mix with some sunflower oil, salt and whatever other seasoning you want (i like paprika and some garlic) and bake for like 30-40 minutes at 200°C)
what other foods am i missing out on that are actually super simple? what other things have i fooled myself into thinking are hard to do?? this is literally 1 ingredient plus seasonings
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posallys · 1 year
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Oh my god isn't it totally crazy and ironic how all of my boyfriend and I's food that was going missing stopped disappearing for the entire week one of our roommates (who is "not taking it i swear") was gone and suddenly is magically and unfathomably disappearing again now that he’s back? So wild what a coinkydink
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lokilysolbitch · 7 months
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the pixielocks video i was watching: my friends were so kind, they made me feel safe when i was panicking and said i didn't have to do the thing with them even though that meant they had to do it by themselves
me, who's friend repeatedly asked me to do a thing with/for them when i was actively having a full month of Real Bad panic, anxiety so bad i couldn't move for hours at a time, could barely get out of bed to eat once a day, was having health flares, was so so terrified of leaving the house for many reasons but one was monkeypox bc my eczema kept giving me palm size rashes with scabs bc the skin was splitting open everywhere, and that would've made it much easier to get monkeypox, ALSO the thing involved her family who chronically doesn't wear masks, and that friend after asking me to do the thing AGAIN and i communicated all the above, made it about herself and then afterwards STILL asked me AGAIN to do thing and added "we can get boba🥺" and when i said "um. i am still scared to leave the house and also very mentally and physically flaring up plus i don't wanna get sick like i said" she said. and i quote. "well the boba was more for me": is that??? how friends are supposed to be???
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loverdude · 5 months
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Head in my FUCKING HANDS oh my god
#💭#my poor boyfriend's dog. has been acting so INSANE.#for the past week or two he's been like.#insanely anxious... pacing... panting... not listening to commands...#jumping on furniture including the bed... my boyfriend's nightstand... the fucking kitchen table... THE FUCKING TRASH CAN...#and he's NOT A SMALL DOG#he's like a medium-large mutt part pittie... 9 years old#he's crawling under the bed he's getting stuck places he's scratching on the door if we shut him in a room#my boyfriend barely got any sleep bc he kept getting woken up the entire night by his dog like#jumping on stuff getting stuck under stuff knocking everything over scratching and whining#he like broke off part of one of his claws when jumping on the kitchen table at one point#knocked everything off of it including the tablecloth#tried leashing him to a shelf with a weighted blanked on it while we were at the laundromat and barricading off the kitchen#with totes and shelves and stuff#and when we got back he'd knocked over half the fucking barricade and twisted around the shelf he was leashed to#and had somehow gotten the leash wrapped around one of the KITCHEN CHAIRS#so he was STUCK#my boyfriend's stepdad is bringing a kennel tomorrow#which is a last resort but if he's not shut in something he's like#going to get hurt and break all my boyfriend's things and damage his apartment#i talked to the vet she said to try getting him some more exercise to wear him out and if that doesn't work#to get some blood work done and if that's all normal then to put him on some anxiety meds#took him on a really long walk today but he knocked over the shit in the kitchen AFTER that#and his water bowl...#he's eating drinking pooping peeing etc just fine he doesn't feel sick or bloated he's just fucking ANXIOUS#about something but we don't know whatttt#my poor boyfriend is so stressed and frustrated and has gotten like no sleep and i'm so stressed too#i'm sure it'll be okay but my GOD#UGH sorry for the long-ass rant holy shit#i'm just so fucking stressed and frustrated and worried
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dawnofus · 5 months
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one thing about my new job is that they’re making me do anything and everything they can on the pretense that “it’s a small company and everyone does a bit of everything sometimes” as if my actual job isn’t already a lot most times
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pepprs · 1 year
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awake now. and not to doxx myself but fucking scared shitless my campus will be virtual this spring
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humanmorph · 2 years
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I wish the guy that everyone loves to talk to didn't sit in front of the kitchen because there always like at least 2 people standing around in a space that is not that big
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tardis--dreams · 2 years
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One thing about me is that for each hour of work i need to rest for 3 hours and that's just not compatible with what's expected of me and it's runining my life
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mcmansionhell · 2 months
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ode to a faux grecian urn
Howdy everyone,
Today's house, built in 2001, comes to you from, you guessed it, the Chicago suburbs. The house is a testimony to traditional craftsmanship and traditional values (having lots of money.) The cost of painting this house greige is approximately the GDP of Slovenia so the owners have decided to keep it period perfect (beige.) Anyway.
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This 5 bedroom, 7.5 bathroom house clocks in at a completely reasonable 12,700 square feet. If you like hulking masses and all-tile interiors, it could be all yours for the reasonable price of $2.65 million.
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The problem with having a house that is 12,700 square feet is that they have to go somewhere. At least 500 of them were devoted to this foyer. Despite the size, I consider this a rather cold and lackluster welcome. Cold feet anyone?
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The theme of this house is, vaguely, "old stuff." Kind of like if Chuck E Cheese did the sets for Spartacus. Why the dining room is on a platform is a good question. The answer: the American mind desires clearly demarcated space, which, sadly, is verboten in our culture.
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The other problem with a 12,700 square foot house is that even huge furniture looks tiny in it.
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Entering cheat codes in "Kitchen Building Sim 2000" because I spent my entire $70,000 budget on the island.
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Of course, a second sitting room (without television) is warranted. Personally, speaking, I'm team Prince.
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I wonder why rich people do this. Surely they must know it's tacky right? That it's giving Liberace? (Ask your parents, kids.) That it's giving Art.com 75% off sale if you enter the code ROMANEMPIRE.
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Something about the bathroom really just says "You know what, I give up. Who cares?" But this is not even the worst part of the bathroom...
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Not gonna lie, this activates my flight or fight response.
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If you remember Raggedy Ann you should probably schedule your first colonoscopy.
Anyways, that does it for the interior. Let's take a nice peek at what's out back.
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I love mowing in a line. I love monomaniacal tasks that are lethal to gophers.
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gender-trash · 4 months
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so i complain a lot about low build quality of modern durable goods, but i do think there's a lot of freedom in having durable goods that (while they meet or exceed a minimum level of functionality) you aren't tempted to Keep Nice.
i don't care if my cat sharpens her claws on the couch because it's an ikea couch i got for free off a friend who was moving away. i don't care if my car gets scratched because it's already dinged up and it doesn't make it any less drivable. i don't care if my desk chair upholstery gets stained; it was cheap and who gives a shit if my chair is grungy. in many cases i actively disprefer the Nice version of the thing (like, say, a fancy expensive car) because it's emotionally a lot harder to blow off incidental damage.
this is also a thing that's really nice about DIYing/thrift flipping furniture and shit: i don't care that much if i scratch up the finish on my desk because -- well, it's a desk. who cares if a desk is scratched?? but also, i built the damn thing, so i can just sand it and refinish it with the exact same varnish. i could reupholster the various cat-scratched furniture, if for some reason i wanted to do that. i CAN, in fact, Fix Him.
i grew up in a house with a bunch of Nice Furniture, including (most frustratingly) antiques where you absolutely could not leave anything wet on them ever. a couple times, in the course of lighting birthday candles, the kitchen table accidentally got match-scorched, and my mom STILL tisks over those burn marks every time she remembers they exist. and i have to say, constantly Being Careful of the Furniture did and still does drive me up the wall. it's exhausting. like -- you don't have to spend mental energy on that!! you can refinish the dang table! you can, idk, lasercut some clear acrylic sheets to put on top of the antique dresser set! you can also decide to just not care about your stuff displaying the ordinary signs of wear and tear from being lived with, instead of trying to make a home a furniture showplace. every time i look at the scorch marks on my parents' kitchen table, i remember eating birthday cake.
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