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moongothic · 1 year

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Okay so I have a ton of misc shit bookmarked on my wishlist and I wanted to go through some of it, just for the fun of it, and I kinda just wanted to share some of these cute/neat things I’m never going to buy but still yearn to own

So come along with me and enjoy this bit of *~window shopping~*

This “Green Witch Mushroom JewelryBox” from MysticumLuna is so pretty??? Like I sure as hell don’t need it, but it’s so pretty man

In similar vein, from the same small shop, this Cosmic Coffin Ring Tray. It’s so fucking cute. Like you know I love designs that’re like 90% black with small white decals and this is exactly that, but also with a cute theme of itty bitty moons and stars (you’re gonna see a lot of that btw be prepared)

🍄 Mushfwoom 🍄 This absolutely adorable purse from Maobabie is just. Oh my god it’s so cute. It’s so fucking cute. It does come in multiple colors but I’m basic and like the red, you can’t go wrong with a red mushfwoom. Not sure if I’m sad or glad that I don’t need it, since I already have a purse and don’t need more, but like. Mushfwoom cute

This hat from The Oh No Shop is sold out so I’m never getting one but everytime I see it I lose my fucking shit (there’s also a goth enamel pin in the same vein and I love it so much)

Rogue and Wolf has these Voyager Mugs and I absolutely want an entire fucking set of these. They’re so pretty, but also, THEY’RE LORGE, which is what I need for my evening dose of choccy milk, BUT THEN!! THEY’RE ALSO dishwasher+microwave safe. Like. What more could you possibly want. They’re fucking perfect. I want a whole set

Also from Rogue and Wolf, these La Lune mugs. Also stunning, also dishwasher+microwave safe. Like I’m almost tempted to try to sell all the dishware I already have just so I can replace them with these. Because I love them. They’re so pretty.

(They also have super pretty plates but they don’t ship them outside of the UK so even if I could afford them I wouldn’t be able to buy them 💔)

These would cost an arm and a leg (they’re expensive to begin with + shipping from Australia to Europe + customs/taxes), they’re not microwave+dishwasher safe (understandable due to the gold), AND they’re sold out, so never in a million years would I even get these, but god. GOD. LOOK AT IT. This is the Stay Wild Moon Child teacup+saucer combo from QuirkyCupCollective and it is stunning. I can’t even bring myself to delete the bookmark for this thing because it’s so fucking pretty. (There’s also a white version of it) (Also pretty) (This shop has so many other absolutely stunning things, like. Fucking hell man)

Ngl there was a lot of shit on Killstar that I saw like 8-10 months ago that made me go like “fuck that’s cute” that I ended up wishlisting but all of it sold out so RIP my Killstar wishlist lmao (it’s for the best anyways) (It was mostly some bags) (They do have lots of cute dining ware but almost none of it is dishwasher safe so they’re just not worth it imo) (And I want my clothes plastic free)

Anyway that moon shelf is really pretty and I want it. You’re following “moongothic” what were you expecting from me, of course I want a pretty moon-shaped shelf

This god damn absolutely precious pin from Sugarnova

And I do have like a million other things on my wishlist but I gotta stop somewhere, like I have a ton of misc enamel pins and art prints and stickers saved too (and I didn’t even include stuff I’ve seen and saved on Instagram, like I was only going through shit I’ve bookmarked...), we’d be here forever if I tried to go through all of it (also some of the things aren’t available because they’re from small businesses and the shops are closed)

(There’s also some comics and art supplies and cds and god. I want a cute CD player so bad but LIKE I SAID, I NEED TO STOP SOMEWHERE)

Anyway thank you for window shopping with me, it was nice and relaxing (and I got to purge some things out of my bookmarks that I wanted 12+ months ago but don’t anymore so that’s nice

#Mine #Text post #I'm sorry I just like (online) window shopping it's just weirdly relaxing #No thoughts head empty #Just me chillin' and looking at pretty little things #And yes; I probably would've bought one or two things on here but then. Yarn shop closing down.#And I'm still kinda hellbent on trying to do a No Buy Year #So I need to just Appreciate The Things and move on #(And pray they're still available a year from now)

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pokerobbo · 1 year

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New Year, New Me...

If you are reading this then I have successfully tricked you into giving a damn about the change process I am undertaking... I hope its riveting.

The purpose of this blog will be for me to provide weekly updates and reflections on what is happening in my life. Some content will be darker than a block of gold chocolate, other content not so much.. Either way; whether you like it or not by reading this you're about to find out a heck of a lot about me!

New years. The time of year when some people signal the end of the holiday period, some people get ridiculously 'lit' in an attempt to leave a 'crappy' year behind and nearly everyone comes up with a list of goals and aspirations that they intend to stick with for the whole year but in reality forget about by the end if January (believe me, I'm the king of that). With that said the following is my list of hopefully unbroken promises.

Get rid of all consumer debt!

Currently as it stands I have around $9800 of consumer debt; to be fair a large portion of that is made up of credit cards that I used when I relocated for my new job in 2019. Apparently furnishing a house can be quite expensive! who knew right? The rest of it is made up of Zip Pay and Afterpay of which I probably could have waited until I had the spare money to purchase.

Before Christmas I felt a bit down and as a result I took put a small loan to buy some things that I thought would provide happiness. I get that habit from my mother. To mask her sadness she used to spend money which worked.. until she wasted thousands of dollars and ran out of money... but thats another story for another time. In hindsight its not a big deal. I make more than enough to pay it off quickly; but that's counter productive to the whole notion of a debt free 2024!

Drop down to 100KG

I have always been a big lad. Genetically my shoulders are quite broad (Thanks Grandpa) and my legs are like tree trunks from my teenage Rugby playing days. I cant count as high as the amount of times I have said "right its time to lose weight"; which usually lasts until driving home from the gym and I see that the Micky D's drive through is open.

In November 2021 before I relocated to Port Augusta from Port Lincoln I was a hefty 142KG. My diet consisted largely of 2L classic choccy milk, Noodle Bento and anything fried... Gradually through making small changes subconsciously in September 2022 I slimmed down to about 132KG. One day in September I decided id had enough. I joined the Gym as a way to get out of the house abit more; then to add the extra pressure I enlisted in the services of a Personal Trainer. We both appreciate and hate him depending on the day. At first I was going to the Gym just when I had sessions but recently I have started going 4 mornings a week at 6:30am (which anyone who knows me will testify that is a massive thing for me. Mornings can get fucked). Long story short I am down to 124KG now with the goal of hitting 100KG by the end of 2023.

Grow PokeRobbo Collectables by 10%

PokeRobbo Collectables is a business I have started. Once I'm clear of consumer debt ill be saving up a decent amount of capital to spend on Pokemon Cards and Video Games with the goal of reselling them. 10% is a modest goal one that should be easy to achieve.

Only drinking twice

Not going to be a hard one as Im not a big drinker. Anyone who has crossed paths with Drunk Alex will atest that he is an absolute blast (or Menace) depending on who you ask..

No Betting.

Ah Gambling. The silent addiction. In my opinion it is the most dangerous addiction because of how easy it is to hide. You see a meth addict or an alcoholic you can instantly tell what's up. Try doing that with a gambling addict. I bet ya 50 bucks you cant.

I've never been one to over indulge in alcohol and I've never even had a cigarette yet alone harder drugs but I have certainly felt the pinch of addiction. In the past my gambling habit has always been something that my friends knew about but only one of them knows the full extent of how bad it got at one stage (we'll call him Rick Hernandez) until now that is.

In 2018 at its worst I was spending roughly $3000 a week on sports betting.. however I was winning so I thought it was okay. Its easy to downplay how much you have spent when you walk away with more than you spent. The fact remains though. I still spent $3000 a week sometimes. Pokies have never been an issue for me. I play them occasionally ( like 20 bucks a time when i go out for dinner) but I have never really been interested by the bright lights.

In 2020 I made the decision to seek some help and also bar myself from over the counter TABs in South Australia and at the time all it did was increase my online betting. I closed all my accounts. I found friends to do it for me. The cycle continues. Until now that is.

I have enough self control that I only ever Gamble once all of my bills are paid and there is food on my table. Although the money I gamble with is my recreational or left over money when I think about all of the things I could do with that money instead its frustrating.

Either way. 2023 onwards no more sports betting.

That'll do for my first post. Ill be posting weekly updates on my progress. I dont take the above very lightly. Ill be taking life one day at a time and who knows... Maybe, Just Maybe we might make it out of 2023 alive!

Much love.

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aforrestofstuff · 4 years

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What's the heroes' morning routine to start their day before going to work? Or their night routine before they're going to sleep? (And here is sprinkle of positivity vibes for you today: 😊😉👌💕💞💗💓💝💝💖💖🌟✨🍀🍀🍀🍀💐💐 Have a nice day! ❤)

Thanks for the request, anon! ❤️❤️ sorry this took me so long to get to, hope you’re still around!

Tornado of Terror: I’ve said in a previous hc that she sleep-levitates and wakes up in the weirdest places. So, she’d probably spend 10 straight minutes prying herself out of her bathtub or some shit with hella cramps. After that, she’d spam Fubuki over text message, asking her how to make a cup of coffee for the 57th time, then manage to burn it anyway, and finally go to work salty as fuck.

Silverfang: Wakes up at the crack of dawn, mediates next to a waterfall or some shit, broods over Garou, and makes himself a nice breakfast with a cup of tea. After that, he drags Charanko’s ass up the mountain to do some training, meditate some more, drink more tea, and around then it’s gonna be like 9 AM, so he’d probably just go the fuck back to sleep for a quick nap before actually going to work. Look, he’s old. Let him vibe.

Atomic Samurai: Also wakes the fuck up at the crack of dawn and proceeds to freeload a breakfast off of Iaian, wash it down with some alcohol at 6 in the AM, and complain about the weather. Then, he’d probably run over some sorta training routine with his disciples before doing group meditation and finally, finish it off with another drink. His tolerance is so damn high at this point. He shows up to work while pretending he wasn’t ten seconds away from getting wasted that morning.

Child Emperor: Wakes up rather early (if he even slept at all), runs diagnostics on all of his machinery, does tests on his latest weapons, takes 7 decontamination showers, and then makes himself a hearty breakfast consisting of Froot Loops and choccy milk. He shows up to work early and energized, running solely on his 87th lollipop and the single shot of espresso he had that morning. If it’s a weekday, he’d wait off on going to Association headquarters and teach a few classes at the local university instead. He’d then go to work in the middle of the day, grading papers and dying internally at the dumb shit his students say. He keeps a mental tally of how many people forget to write their names on their assignments. He’s suffering.

Metal Knight: Upon slapping the shit out of his alarm clock, he rolls out of bed and commands one of his bitchbots to make a Michelin-Star quality breakfast for him, then proceeds to stalk to the bathroom. He doesn’t shave or shower. He just takes a 45-minute shit because he’s forced himself to go to the bathroom once a day to “save time” when it, in fact, does not save time. After that, he takes a decontamination shower before entering his lab (also another 45 minutes because he’d spend the whole time je— nevermind) and doesn’t show up to work at all because he’s a little bitchboy hellbent on building Skynet in his mom’s basement.

King: Wakes up, cries, plays video games, cries some more, eats some cereal, takes a shower, cries, calls Saitama over, plays video games, Saitama leaves, cries. Then, he’ll show up to work for a single meeting at 4 PM just so everyone knows he isn’t dead, have an anxiety attack, go home, and then cry (while having another anxiety attack). After that, he’ll play video games until 3 AM. Rinse and repeat.

Zombieman: He’ll wake up at 3 AM and then sarcastically open his blinds like “oh wow, what a beautiful morning”. He’ll make himself a hearty breakfast consisting of leftovers, some protein pills, and half a pack of cigarettes. Next, he’ll shower, shave, and do some routine vigilante detective work out in the town before coming back home just as the sun is beginning to rise. After that, he’ll take a thirty second nap and walk his ass to work (because his car has been in the shop for like, seven years) so he can vibe for 3 hours before throwing in the towel and isolating himself for the remainder 18 hours of the day because depression.

Drive Knight: he sleeps plugged into the wall like a Samsung. Either that, or he’s solar-powered.... or maybe he runs on AAAs. I don’t know, but his ass ain’t waking up like everyone else. He’d power on, do some routine checkups on his laboratory or whatever the fuck he’s got going on, and then show up to work for 3 seconds only to dip the fuck back out and go poach some endangered monster species for his collection or some shit. Look, he’s a robot.

Pig God: wakes up at 10 AM like a king and eats a small breakfast consisting of three rotisserie chickens, a whole pot of rice, 57 eggs, and a cool glass of milk (because calcium is important, kids). He’d spend 4 hours on the internet before he gets hungry and decides to go outside, stopping to casually devour an entire species of demon-threat monsters in the middle of the street while simultaneously traumatizing every single child living in a 3-mile radius in the process of doing so. After that, he’d do some hero work for like 30 minutes (and somehow eat like, 200 living things in that timeframe), go back home, and then indulge himself in a 17-hour food coma. He’s earned it.

Superalloy Darkshine: Homie wakes up at 5 AM, works out for two hours, takes a shower, and eats a breakfast big enough to feed a small family of 19. After terrorizing every health expert in the country with his buckwild diet (ironic considering Pig God exists), he hits up his bro Tanktop Master for another 2-hour workout. He then proceeds to take 3 seconds getting dressed in his hero uniform because it’s literally just a thong, and goes to work for a full 8 hours because he’s a good boi who takes his job seriously and genuinely wants to make the world a better place. :)

Watchdog Man: wakes up, pisses on a fire hydrant, eats dog kibble, sits on his pedestal in city Q, and then gets dressed.

Flashy Flash: wakes up in a forest somewhere because he’s probably homeless. The local birds flock around him and sing a morning song. He feeds a baby deer like a Disney princess. Then, he bathes in a waterfall and spends two hours doing his hair. After that, he buys himself a fucking bagel and takes his ass to work smelling like the inside of a Cabella’s. He vibes at HQ for like, 30 minutes, before traveling 500 miles away on his 57th quest for revenge and ends up breaking a record for “most homicides committed by a hero” on the way there.

Genos: wakes up, makes breakfast for Saitama, takes a shower, and spends half an hour doing chores while Saitama bums around with a yolk stain on his pajamas. Then, he’d hit up the professor for any news about upgrades, and go on about his day handing out justice as he sees fit until Saitama suddenly gets the urge to go buy some cabbage. It’ll be another 2 hours of walking around the inside of a grocery store while holding 2 grams of food (because it’s all Saitama could afford, broke ass) before he actually goes to hero HQ for a single meeting (while Saitama tags along), and then slaughter 87 monsters on his way home.

Metal Bat: wakes up at 6 AM because it takes him 8 years to do his hair. He’d wake up Zenko about an hour later and tell her to get ready for school while he hauls ass downstairs to make breakfast (burnt toast and 8 Flinstone vitamins). They walk to Zenko’s school together. He takes ten minutes to shower her with love, and then he turns back around to walk to his own school only to show up like, 45-minutes late to his first class. He only attends hero meetings on weekends because A. Homework and B. He doesn’t give enough of a shit to juggle official hero business and school in the same day (unless it consists of a monster/criminal [or 12] in need of a beating).

Tanktop Master: same as Superalloy. He wakes up at dawn, works out, eats enough to feed a small army, and then calls his actual army over for a meeting. He and the gang discuss ways to better represent the Tanktop ideology over tea, while also sharing workout tips and just having a good time together in general. Around then it’ll probably be 8 or 9 AM, so he’d join Superalloy at Hero HQ and do hero work for the rest of the day alongside his homies. He’s living the life, honestly.

Puri-Puri Prisoner: he’s in prison so he’d wake up at 8 AM on the clock every day, eat his nasty-ass breakfast (although, I’ve said in a previous headcanon that he gets special meals prepared for him on account of being a literal superhero, but I digress), and then he works out in the courtyard for a good hour before going to work in the cafeteria for 3 bucks a day (or the yen equivalent). During visiting hours, he and his boyfriend are inseparable. They’d make some crafts together, gossip, and just hang out. If there’s a threat in the area, Puri will waste no time busting himself out and hugging that shit to death. A true icon.

Amai Mask: he either wakes up at 10 AM or 2 PM every day, there’s no in-between. He’d spend his morning doing every self-care routine under the sun: taking a warm bath, doing a face mask, eating a good breakfast (prepared by his own personal chef, of course), listening to an audio book, you name it. If he has a concert that night, he’d spend the entire day surrounded by people as he gets ready/rehearses/prepares. If not, he’ll just patrol the streets, handing out autographs and some slices of justice. He wouldn’t really show up to any meetings or do official hero business at HQ unless he’s in the mood to cuss out Sekingar and Sitch over some stupid shit or insert himself in S-Class business.

Iaian: wakes up earlier than any of the other disciples and Atomic Samurai because he’s like, responsible or whatever. He meditates, showers, does his own personal routine, and then kicks everyone out of bed for breakfast like an angry suburban mom. After that, he’d participate in everyone’s routine training, and then take his ass to work while showing up to every meeting at HQ (sometimes tagging along with Kami) because he’s a good boi and he has no problem engaging in business. :)

Okamaitachi: She sometimes wakes up with Iaian, but sleeps in most of the time because she needs her beauty rest, obviously. After breakfast and participating in everyone’s training routine, she’d do her hair/makeup and go do her own hero work the majority of the time. She’d sometimes tag along with Iaian, but she prefers to go on her own every so often. If she has some extra time before breakfast, she’ll also do a face mask or catch up on her favorite soap operas.

Bushidrill: this motherfucker sleeps like a log and Iaian wants to kill him for it. He wakes up like, 2 seconds before breakfast and hasn’t shaven in a month. Still, somehow, he manages to get ready in time for training without Kami trying to assault him for being a doofus.

Fubuki: She wakes up hella early and texts her herd of hooligans the daily plan before dealing with Tatsumaki’s shit over the phone. Then, she showers, does her hair, and takes fifteen minutes to get her makeup done right. It doesn’t take her long to plan out her outfit because she has like, 87 black dresses. After an actual hearty breakfast (unlike the rest of these clowns) that she makes herself, she meets up with the blizzard group to discuss business and engage in hero work together as a ✨team✨. She never gets asked to participate in official business by HQ because Tatsumaki strictly forbids it.

Saitama: he brushes his hair and sits on his ass all day.

Mumen Rider: wakes up at dawn, feeds the cats outside, eats a good-ass breakfast (despite being poor, because he’s actually really good at budgeting), and goes out for a nice, morning patrol. He’ll also call his mom and make sure she’s having a good time because that’s important. If it’s not a busy day, he’ll go to the gym and treat himself to some time at the park afterwards. If there’s monsters all about, he’ll spend the rest of the day in the hospital after getting his shit rocked for the 300th time that week. They’ve basically got a bed reserved for him at this point. He’s so pure but so, so selfless. And a little dumb. But mostly selfless.

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yakocchi · 4 years

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(Eisuke) The King’s Training – “Try to Satisfy Me” // Episode 1

A bit of context for what this is from: otona love is their mature hub for existing Voltage series and their original adult series. So it’s just essentially 100koi+ (Love 365) except you have to play it on a shitty web browser and also pay more monies per story. technology

For a while I thought I imagined seeing this story in the site, but actually voltage just got lazy and didn’t tag this story with anything. Legit, you can type “eisuke” and “suite room” in the search and it doesn’t show up. it shows up on the kbtbb store page but… whack. almost reminds me of how useless the 365 app search can be

Episode 1 is free (!!!) so if you wanna follow along with a portrait of eisuke (bc I didn’t post further screencaps) then… there you go

this ep is… not adult-adult, but eh. It’s the later eps that do the adult content or w/e

eisuke nonsense behind the cut

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At the penthouse, where it seems like I’m always being summoned to come over… Within seconds I was already thrown into bed, and I weakly pushed against him.

[MC]: “N-No, don’t…” [Eisuke]: “Stop trying to hide every single little thing.” [Eisuke]: “Do you intend to make me say that over and over again?” [MC]: “Even then, doing this all of a sudden is a bit embarrassing…” [MC]: “Can you at least turn off the lights?” [Eisuke]: “Will that be all from you?” (This is bad… his mood quickly went sour.)

When I shrink away from the icy gaze above me, the sheets are then mercilessly torn away. [MC]: “Ah-” [Eisuke]: “Are you not in the mood to entertain me?” [MC]: “ah… Please, wait-” (As it is - it’s impossible!) Tightly shutting my eyes, I brace through my shame and-

(He shut them off for me!) [MC]: “Thank y–“ [Eisuke]: “…” In that split second I sigh in relief, he suddenly grabs onto my ankles. [MC]: “!” [Eisuke]: “From here, I won’t let any more complaints come out of you.” He forces himself between my knees, a smirk on his face. (Seems like it’ll be a long night…)

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The next day – (I’m dead… dead tired…) (I only had resisted him for a little bit, and yet I was punished until morning…) I groggily continue to make the bed when I stagger a step and bang into the cleaning wagon. [MC]: “Aaah-“ [Erika]: “MC, hold it. What are you doing?” [MC]: “I’m sorry for causing more unnecessary work for you!” Waking up to tidy the massive heap of fallen amenities, Erika hands me the new sheets with a thud. [Erika]: “You know, you’ve been slacking off too much lately.” [Erika]: “Even if you’re Mr. Ichinomiya’s girlfriend - let’s not get too carried away now, hm?!” [MC]: “Of course not!” [Erika]: “As punishment, please do the rest of the cleaning by yourself!” (So that I can keep up with Eisuke, I’ve been working my hardest.) (‘Getting carried away’, I haven’t done anything like that…) Erika leaves the hotel room, and I was left alone to continue cleaning.

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That night–

(If I don’t hurry, I won’t make it on time!) Flying out of my dorm and dashing through the hotel lobby, two figures then intercept my path. [Ota]: “Oh cool, perfect timing.” [Ota]: “We’re going up to the penthouse, so come and serve us some coffee.”

the… the main lobby where they all hang out is called the penthouse too, right in jpn they use “organizers’ room” which… that aint it in engl i remember that much. right??? oh no look what you’ve done voltage, this is what happens when you make 1 kbtbb update a month

[MC]: “Uh, right now?” [Baba]: “Ota, you gotta call that off for now. If she’s in this much of a rush, you should just sympathize with the dear.” [Ota]: “Ahh, gotcha.” [Ota]: “So, you were peacefully relaxing in your room after work when you got a call?” [Baba]: “Something along the lines of ‘Get to the penthouse, you have 5 minutes’, as they say?” [MC]: “It’s just as you say! Well, I have to-“ [Ota]: “Looks like Eisuke’s ‘training’ has wrapped up with flying colors, huh?” [Baba]: “Then, how many minutes do you have left on the timer?” (Oh, no- by just talking to them for a moment, my five minutes have passed!) I cut the conversation short and jump onto the penthouse elevator.

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[MC]: “-So, I’ve kept you waiting!” [Eisuke]: “You’re late.” [MC]: “?!” Opening the door - Eisuke was right there, leaning against the immediate wall. He approaches closer, apparently irritated. (Th-That scared me… It couldn’t be that he was actually sitting around waiting for me, right?)

season 1 mc u will soon realize he has no hobbies despite having billions of dollars to invest in any hobby ever

(I should apologize for now) [MC]: “Sorry,” [MC]: “Before I got on the elevator, I was occupied talking to the others…” [Eisuke]: “I didn’t permit you to give me excuses and the like.” (No matter how you look at it, he’s clearly in a bad mood.) I feel a chill run down my spine before he grabs my wrists and pins them above my head. Trapped between the door and his body, I timidly ask, [MC]: “Are you… angry?” [Eisuke]: “I’m going to retrain you.” He leans his face a breath closer before licking my lips. Instinctively opening my mouth, he slips his tongue through and caresses inside. [MC]: “…Mmn-“ [Eisuke]: “…” Every time he bites the tip of my tongue, the wet sound echoes through the silent room. (Eisuke’s kisses are always so sweet, as if to melt me-) In these kisses filled with his desire that yearns down to the core, my mind grows hazy. …thump, thump… (Footsteps?!) [MC]: “Um, isn’t there someone coming up the stairs?” [Eisuke]: “And what’s the matter with that?” With a devious smile, he had snapped off a few of the buttons on my blouse. [MC]: “Please wait, someone can come in and see us…“ [Eisuke]: “Don’t kick up a fuss.” [MC]: “Ah... S-Stop…” -Knock, knock! [Soryu]: “Eisuke. Are you in?” [Eisuke]: “Yeah.” [Soryu]: “I’m opening the door.”

MA BOI SORYU DUN DESERVE to be part of ur sic voyeuristic ways u eggplant lookin ass

lol idk if the engl version has this yet but remember the eisuke story where he swaps bodies with soryu and then soryu was pretty much like “no TOUCHIN MY BODY IS SACRED” and that was like season 17 my season 1 boy dun need this

(Th-This is a problem…!) Rattle, rattle-

[Soryu]: “…Are you in the middle of something?” [Eisuke]: “I’m busy right now.” [Soryu]: “Then I’ll ask you from out here.” (Th-Thank goodness…At some point Eisuke had locked the door.) As I finally let out a sigh of relief – While Eisuke normally conversed with Soryu, he began to further undo my clothes. (He’s opening up my blouse, and my bra is…) (But if I make a sound here, it’s likely that Soryu will find out what’s going on.) I twist my body in a subtle attempt to resist, but with a great force I was pressed even harder against the door.

[Eisuke]: “…” [MC]: “…guh…” His teasing fingertips sneak under the hem of my skirt and stroke the inner side of my thighs. Lightly biting my lip, I desperately keep my voice from leaking out. [Soryu]: “There will be a change in the items up for the upcoming auction.” [Eisuke]: “And this item is?” [Soryu]: “A painting. Ota is currently appraising it, but it’s almost certain to be a forgery.” (What should I do, the current situation is…) I also could hear lively chatter from the penthouse lobby below. In this situation where it seems that if I get even a little careless I’ll be discovered - my heartbeat wildly beats faster. [Soryu]: “Baba is currently looking for an alternative piece, but…” [Eisuke]: “But I thought there was a sculpture in the warehouse?” [Soryu]: “Isn’t that one supposed to be the centerpiece for the following auction?” Eisuke is discussing business matters with his usual expression… as he pulls down the straps of my bra. [MC]: “….Hh…” [Eisuke]: “…” His fingertips glide along to skim against the tip of my breast. (Even though Soryu’s on the other side of the door,) (He’s purposely… on the places where I’m likely to cry out…) [Eisuke]: “I don’t care if we put that one up earlier.” [Eisuke]: “Report that to Baba.” [Soryu]: “I don’t mind that, but…” More and more, the core of my body blazes hotter and I want to lose all of myself to him. (I know that wanting something like that right now is out of line,) (But…) Even if I’m aware of how inappropriate this is, I can’t escape the comfort of the sensations Eisuke gives me. [Eisuke]: “Is there a problem?” [MC]: “…kgh-” Though his words are directed to Soryu, his irises are directly captured on me. When I slightly lean my relaxed body towards him, he strokes my hair in a toying manner. [Soryu]: “…It’s quite difficult to talk about.” [Soryu]: “I’ve had enough of this - Can I at least open the door now?” [MC]: “!” I return to reality upon hearing Soryu’s voice laced with suspicion, and I shake my head to signal my resistance. But Eisuke, without letting go of my body, puts his arms to the back of my knees. (Huh?) (As usual, this is where it ends, right…?) [Soryu]: “Eisuke, are you listening to me?” [Eisuke]: “I do believe I told you that I’m in the middle of something.” When I look at him, my heartbeat picking up - With an amused smirk carved on his face, he presses these lips against my earlobe. [Eisuke]: “Spread your legs wider.”

(End of Episode 1)

If you’re interested in the rest, please consider buying the other episodes! or not. ( ´_ゝ｀) save up ur monies for the things to come, idk. ive been holed up for weeks drinking me choccy milk i dun not got the energy to be voltage pr

#kbtbb #eisuke ichinomiya #kissed by the baddest bidder

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galaxy-parker · 5 years

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it’s ally’s birthday!

Happy birthday to the love of my life! I know Ally already wrote me an essay, and i’m fucking unoriginal but this needs to be done and this needs to be said. (and it’s gonna be hella cheesy so be warned)

I know y’all hear it a lot but Ally is my soulmate. There is no working around it, there is no quotation mark or if. There only is and Ally is. I have never felt such an absurd surge of love for anyone outside of my direct family ever and I have never been able to become so completely and utterly happy at the mere thought of someone at all. My mood has never lifted as quick as it does when I’m talking to Ally, whether via text or FaceTime. Ally is the love of my life. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind.

And as much as she denies it she is the epitome of a good friend- a perfect friend.

She’s the kindest, most caring, most beautiful person I’ve ever known but still she’s not afraid to give you some tough love if need be and every day I’m still in complete and utter awe that she chose me to call her best friend. How did I convince her I was worthy, I have no fucking clue.

All of you already know she’s amazing, hell I reckon most of y’all already follow her (if you don’t you should she’s @celestialparker ) and it’s abundantly clear within the first conversation how amazing and caring and funny she is.

I mean really just look at her fucking profile you can probably already tell.

But like she said about me once, there are so many other aspects of her tucked away. Happy little surprises when you peel back her layers, when she’s comfortable enough with you that she won’t hide a thing.

Like how she’s super lactose intolerant but she still insists on drinking choccy milk any chance she gets (including buying giant chocolate malts from chick-fil-a) despite the looming consequence of stomach cramps. Like how she practically bursts into tears any time Keith Kogane is mentioned. Like how she lets her alter ego Brad send me snapchats from time to time- backwards baseball cap and all. Like how tiktok is her new obsession. Like how she always forgets to change the month on her whiteboard and even when I insist on it she waits. Like how I sing silly made-up-on-the-spot songs to her and she jumps out of view (same reaction when I call her beautiful- which you are ally shut the fuck up)

Okay the point is there’s so much more to this girl than meets the eye and I love every single aspect of it. She is my best friend and she’s made it so that the word love itself is far too weak to describe what I feel for her. Like I wish I could take all of my emotions and just shove it in her chest so she could feel at least a fraction of how much I care about her and it drives me crazy that I can’t.

As you guys have probably gathered by now, this year was absolute shit for me, which fucking sucks because this is the year I met Ally and I wish this was the best year of my life, god knows it would’ve been if 2018 had played out a little different. But the start of this year… it was a fucking good one.

But even when it turned sour and dark, even when I felt like only a shell of who I was and I didn’t know what to do with myself, I didn’t know how to be a friend or even a functioning human being, Ally didn’t give up on me. In fact it was when my dad passed away that she really became my best friend. I remember calling her until 2am, both of us spewing excited ideas in hushed voices about a collab fic we still have yet to write, one of the first times (of many, many, many) that we called each other just one-on-one.

And after I came back home we still found a way to call almost every weekend for hours on end, despite the time difference and the frustration of sleeping schedules. There have been many nights I’ve stayed awake till 3 or 4 am to talk to her, and many times she’s stayed awake till 3 or 4 am to talk to me (although she’d always cave and fall asleep, usually only around 15 minutes before I finally woke up)

Ally says I saved her life, and I know this will just cause an endless back and forth of who saved who so I’ll just say we saved each other. I really believe it. This world can be cruel and sometimes we can forget why we were put here, we can wonder why because is life really worth this much pain? But I’ve realized that you always find something new to fight for, and Ally is what I am fighting for.

And the crazy thing is, Ally has had a fucking shit year herself and she still found a way to drop everything and be there for me whenever I needed her.

She is the love of my life and these words could never do her justice. But they’re all I have.

Happy, happy birthday Alls. I wish I could be there. I love you so much. 2019 is gonna be your bitch.

#ally x sanna #happy birthday to my soulmate hd bitch

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shrubforhire · 4 years

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All 65 questions

65 Questions You Aren't Used To

Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? No, I believe ppl when they tell me they exist

On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 2

The person you would never want to meet? Trump

What is your favorite word? Flustered

If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Cherry tree

When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? Yikes thats me

What shirt are you wearing? An adventure time shirt lmao someone else gave it to me i swear

What do you label yourself as? 3.99

Bright room or dark room? Bright room,, i need the free vitamin D

What were you doing at midnight last night? Probably playing exploding kittens lmao look it up its fun

Favorite age you’ve been so far? Being 11 was probably pretty solid, I would say 4 but I think thats cheating bc i dont remember it

Who told you they loved you last? My mom hell yea

Your worst enemy? God

What is your current desktop picture? Grunkle Stan’s floating “I eat kids” blimp across a scenic landscape

Do you like someone? Eh, not really

The last song you listened to? Dissolve by Absofacto

You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? I guess Jeff Bezos but I might as well just write [insert billionaire]

Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Isaac for sending me this

If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? Jeff Bezos, I would have him redistribute his wealth

What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) Ppl usually say my hair

If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? I’d probably look like a fuckin manlet if I were 5 foot. But this question implies I get to choose what I look like, in which case I would be 5′7″ and buff as shit and I would spend all day hitting on straight girls

Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? I can make my eyes shake lmao

What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? Sometimes when I open the toilet im like ooh i hope no ones in there

You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. salami mustard and cucumber on baguette dont fuck with me

You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? Guitar!!!!!

You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? NY babeyyyy

An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? I dnt even care abt the brand, just hard cider

You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Be nice 2 me

What is your favorite expletive? fuck

Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? My bass bc im borrowing it so id be fucked lol

You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? My dad being alive rofl

You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! hawaii,,, infinite vitamin D

The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? My moms dad, he seemed like he’d be chill and she misses him a lot

What was your last dream about? I don’t remember lol

Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? Im not a good anything

Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yea

Have you ever built a snowman? Ive built a shitty pile of show garbage, but i’ll say yes

What is the color of your socks? Pink n gray!

What type of music do you like? Folky poppy musical theatre pop rock synth guitars

Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunrises

What is your favorite milkshake flavor? Choccy milk

What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) I support the right to choose (for football)

Do you have any scars? I got 1 on my cheek

What do you want to be when you graduate? Happy

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Give myself 17 years of dance training so I’d be a god

Are you reliable? I think so

If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? Did you figure it out?

Do you hold grudges? oooooh it depends. yes and no. i hold grudges in v specific situations and i give a 4 year rule where u get a second chance

If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? puppy plus bird. sofd.

What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? all of them. ive had multiple conversations w different ppl abt what it would be like if a guy wore a strap on for sex and he had 2 dicks but he used the strap anyways lol

Are you a good liar? not at all

How long could you go without talking? i am so bad at it, i can barely go on vocal rest bc i dont shut the fuck up

What has been you worst haircut/style? I’ve had almost the same hair my whole life and its all been pretty tame. Im gonna say when i half sprayed my hair pink in middle school when i tried to cosplay fluttershy bc that was HORRID

Have you ever baked your own cake? hell yea, i baked a 3 layer cake once

Can you do any accents other than your own? I “do” southern, british, russian, jersey. whether i do them well is another question

What do you like on your toast? Avocado babeyyyyyy

What is the last thing you drew a picture of? I think it was a cat

What would be you dream car? A BIG ASS VAN THAT FITS LIKE 13,000 PEOPLE

Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. Yes. Define unusual ;))))) just kidding lmao

Do you believe in aliens? Idk, it doesnt rly keep me up at night. if i saw some aliens id be like lit

Do you often read your horoscope? v rarely

What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? idk fuckin Q i guess

Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dragons. something spicier abt them

What do you think about babies? What do they think about me? Have they been talking about me??

Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. haha idiot u forgot to add an end question oh wait you guys dont read these you just ask all of them blindly fuck u guys

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dead-asss · 6 years

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1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? this question doesnt grammatically make sense

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 2

3. The person you would never want to meet? 2012 me

4. What is your favorite word? what

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? a lemon tree (:

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? “i have to piss”

7. What shirt are you wearing? a shoulder cutout one w like. red flowers on it

8. What do you label yourself as? uhhh a badass bitch?

9. Bright room or dark room? dark

10. What were you doing at midnight last night? sleepin 😎

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? i was so cringy back then but 13

12. Who told you they loved you last? uhhhhh idk dad probably

13. Your worst enemy? any child ever

14. What is your current desktop picture? the grand budapest hotel

15. Do you like someone? hmm...

16. The last song you listened to? i think it was smth gay

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? the FBI is watching so ummmm..... this one bitch from school

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? my sister (:

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? these questions are getting kinda dark

20. What is your best physical attribute? tiddies probably

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? id look like a goddamn mess and id probably jack off

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? i dont cause im boring 🤪

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? idk im a tough bitch

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. dont do this to me

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? MAKEUP BITCH

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? disney (:

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? literally shut up i hate this

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? if you cant tongue pop i dont want to look at you

29. What is your favorite expletive? fuck

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? my makeup...

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? being in love with marissa (:

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! i hate these questions

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? i hate this

34. What was your last dream about? ummm i think i was on a road trip

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? what

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? nope

37. Have you ever built a snowman? bitch i live in california

38. What is the color of your socks? grey

39. What type of music do you like? oh boy

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? sunrises

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? choccy milk

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) no.

43. Do you have any scars? umm a few from like me being a klutz

44. What do you want to be when you graduate? alive

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? hahahahahaha

46. Are you reliable? yeah

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? are u still alive

48. Do you hold grudges? yeah (:

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? tiger+lion=liger

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? any one where a stranger asks to see my tits

51. Are you a good liar? no LOL

52. How long could you go without talking? a long time probably but not comfortably

53. What has been you worst haircut/style? in the 7th grade i tried being Ramona Flowers but everyone just thought i forgot to cut the longer pieces /:

54. Have you ever baked your own cake? yeah LOL i have a scar from it

55. Can you do any accents other than your own? i dont want to

56. What do you like on your toast? budder

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? idk man

58. What would be you dream car? toyota fj cruiser 😩

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. i always sing in the shower like v loud

60. Do you believe in aliens? idk man its kinda scary

61. Do you often read your horoscope? no

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? J is cool

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? dragons, duh

64. What do you think about babies? awful. horrible. 0/10

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adamthewriter · 7 years

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The continuation of The Great Milk Lord And The Ultimate Choccy Choccy.

“Jay”

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“Here is your cookie sir, fresh right from the oven at the heat of 9,000 Melvin. Just like you requested” a enthusiastic cookie clerk said. I never know what to say to people for their service. I want to believe that he really cares about my cookie needs. How could He? When we live in a world centered around money. I mean, did he really heat my cookie to 9,000 Melvin? Did my cookie really come out the oven? “Sir? Sir?! Your cookie? ” said the cookie clerk. “ Oh. I’m sorry man sometimes I go to places In my head” I said as I left cow-mart. Its a beautiful day outside. Maligornia is great this time of year. I have been waking up at the break of dawn for years. Seeing the sun rise above the mountains and seeing the green sky is always something that brightens my spirits. I need to get home so I can Drink My milk and eat my cookie. I like my cookies at the heat of 9,000 melvin because no matter what it never gets cold, until I eat it that is. I don’t own a car because thats how my parents got killed. I know the guy who did it. I know where he lives. I know his name. I know his family. I thought about murdering all of them but They don’t give you milk or cookies in prison. I have reached my parents home. It doesn’t feel like mine even though its my inheritance. It reminds me of the tragedy and not what it was meant to be, A blessing. My parents were wonderful people they took care of me. They gave me everything i ever wanted. Growing up, I had no friends because my parents told me that you are a special kid and normal people won’t understand the greatness you possess. I never understood that. I thought thats something parents just tell their kids. Anyway. Its time for me to get the milk. The secret basement. I go to the stairs that leads to the door. I open it. There it is the glorious milk maker. Its shines and I can see my reflection in its glossy finish. The red button awaits my touch. I push it and out comes 28 glasses of milk. My parents told me that 28 glasses is the perfect quantity that you can consume. They told me it will provide me with the strength that a human needs. I still don’t know why it was 28. The glasses come out on a platform that is easy to maneuver. I bring them to the milkaroom. Where I do all the drinking and consuming of cookies. I take a sip of the first glass. This flavor compares to no other ones I’ve tasted. My body starts to buzz. I feel like a cell phone when your at school and it goes off. Hopefully people are smart enough to put their phones on vibrate in school. Wouldn’t want the teacher taking your phone. I feel strong. Strangely strong as if I can lift anything. My legs feel powerful. Why is this happening? I don’t think I can make it to work. I work for moogle. A website for searching everything and anything milk related. It sucks though but It pays for all the cookies I eat. This is what I get for only drinking chocolate milk. My parents said there is power that comes with the the different types of milk. White milk And Chocolate milk. Depending on the person it can give you special powers unique to who you are. My parents told me these things but I never believed them until now. They also only gave me chocolate milk because they said it holds the key to light. White milk holds the key to evil. They said that a chosen one rises up every 100 years to prevent the destruction of the world from a evil being that is chosen as well. I really should’ve of listened to them but I was just a kid. I lost them when I was 17. I want to devour the the bastard that killed my parents. I want to rip his hands off and his feet. Then I will grab his lips and tie them shut so He will never be able to drink anything again. My dear parents. Did they know I was going to be this? Why couldn’t they tell me I would become this? I was too young? Was that It? They tried to speak truth to me. I loved them so much. I should’ve fucking listened! No, I did listen but I believe if their were alive, I’m sure that they give me all the answers. What does this power mean? Am I an abomination? Am I the one meant to save the world or Am I meant to destroy it? All I do is drink milk and work At moogle? How can I save anybody? Damnit! My pathetic life was so nice. Just me, my milk and the great outdoors. I can’t stand this anymore! I need to know what I’m turning into. Everything in my parents house is broken. The furniture is in pieces. I didn’t move, i’ve just been dealing with my thoughts. My mind is racing. I can’t feel any physical pain. I am unstoppable. I’ve always been slow. Never been able to lift the 45 pound bar in weight training class. I’m running down the street. Cars are flying behind me. A trail of wind is following me as I run. I will run and run away from it all. I will destroy the fucking disease that killed my parents. I was interrupted by A reddish, bluish portal that appeared in front of me. I dart through it unable to stop. I wake up in my bed. At least it feels and looks like my bed. Something is wrong. My clothes don’t fit anymore. I stand up but I bump my head on the ceiling. I crouch and try to move to a mirror but all the mirrors are black. I get outside. There is no sun, no trees and no cow-mart. I see a group of odd looking people wearing dark robes moving towards me. I can’t move. I can’t fucking move. They are coming closer. They stop when they all stand in a line in front of me. They stare at me with such intensity. They speak with loud voices in unison. “ Jay, You are the new Milk Lord. You are chosen to save us all from the Great Darkian. A foe that is chosen by the darker side of the Choccy Choccy. You are the light, Jay. We don’t know who The Great Darkian will be this time around. We have had knowledge of you since you were born though. You’re parents knew as well. Jay, They were killed before they could help you through the transformation. Welcome to Your Destiny. You will come with us to Milknesia. There We will teach you the ways of the Choccy Choccy. Now, Come. We must give you knowledge and train you until we believe that you are ready for the final transformation. The evil one is already risen as well and has been approached by the First Great Darkian just as we approached you. Jay, it is time for you to understand. LET US BEGIN. ”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ P.S the next part of the story will be the introduction to the new Great Darkian. That will be whenever so idk

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