#not at ALL NO WAY (sarcasm one million. the straps have furled themselves into a rope and its giving me rope burn)

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sensory issues one million. im killing all swimsuit designers with a brick.

#ok 2 rb the following is just my current resoning but this is widely applicable otherwise #WHO FUCKIMG SAID. THAT ANYONE OVER A CERTAIN CUP SIZE DOESNT DESERVE SECURE SWIM TOPS BECAUSE I DONT THINK THEY FUCKING EXIST #litterally all of them are so open an the cups NEVER ACTUALLY HOLD EVERYTHING‼️‼️ EVERYTHING FUCKING SPILLS OUT #if i were to actually swim in this everyone would get nipple flashed so fast it makes me angry. WHO DESIGNED THESE. #also when they make things for bigger cup sizes they NEVER CONSIDER HOW MUCH THE STRAPS. ARE IMPACTED. #like the straps arent supposed to be doing some heavy lifting which they do INTO YOUR SKIN #not at ALL NO WAY (sarcasm one million. the straps have furled themselves into a rope and its giving me rope burn) #one fucking day im going to say fuck all my hobbies just to become a fashion designer for TWO PEOPLE: PEOPLE WHO NEED STOMPY PLATFORMS #FOR WIDE FEET AND SWIMSUITS FOR PEOPLE WITH LARGER CUP SIZES. GOING TO WAR FOR THESE PEOPLE #anyways. 💫💕