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there are only 10 scarian fans in the world

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Please share this around

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quote of the year

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I was at a Halloween party a friend was hosting the other week, and he was baking some truly excellent dishes. He pulled something out of the oven and said (something to the effect of) "Do NOT touch this dish. It just came out of the oven and will burn you into next Sunday."

Other friend responded something like, "Oh cool, a dish that causes time-travel," and I responded, "Well yeah. You hold on to the super hot dish and it makes you travel forward through time at a rate of 1 second per second."

This. It turns out. Was a critical error on my part. Because another friend turned to me real wide-eyed and asked, "Was that a reference?" and I was like "What?" and he was like "Homestuck," and I was like "What?"

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NOBODY IN THE WORLD is this fucking stupid

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shit like this should be radicalizing people

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My elf OC is the classical regal healer type with silky long hair and wearing green but he was raised by humans and his name is Zebediah Flintwood so everyone expects him to be a rough-and-tumble gunslinger when they hear he's coming.

He started dressing like a steampunk cowboy and crafted a gun-shaped wand to not disappoint people. It also helps to confuse enemies.

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y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

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Studio Trigger cut the Chilchuck getting petted scene...

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my single contribution to the fandom.

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summary of gems episode today: "GRIAN." "GRIAN!!!!!" "GRIAN."

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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seriously though nothing can stop me from interpreting Real Life as canon just for how it progresses the canary curse situation. i'm obsessed with it. the curse gets broken in secret life and then in the very next "series", as much of a joke as it is, you get a situation like THAT. jimmy enters a mineshaft and everyone but him dies. not just his team, though obviously it's more significant because they were all red, but ren/martyn/skizz all get a mineshaft-death apiece. that canary's not doing his job anymore. he escaped his cage and made a break for the surface and everyone else is paying the price for it, and i for one could not be more proud of that little bird.