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topshelf2112-blog · 1 year
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When you only buy t-shirts from cities with St. in their name because you take Catholicism seriously.
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petit-papillion · 9 months
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Charles during the national anthem of Hungary | Hungarian GP | 23 July 2023
📸 DPPI Panoramic
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ensouledepiphany · 1 year
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I only just realized why all the bat kids are so weird about each other, with their rankings and fear of replacements. They are a bunch of only children, who one day just gain a bunch of siblings who know as much about having siblings as they do… (I mean, there are other more trauma related reasons, but this is more fun)
Only children are weird dude…
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cookii-moon · 1 year
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Everybody is freaking out about the funeral poster. I'm here to remind you all that this man has crossed over into the ethereal plane and back, fallen from a 100 meter+ height unscathed, and crossed the line of life and death multiple times by now to the point that Death either loves his guts or hates his complete denial of the concepts existence.
If he finally died then it's about time but also what was powerful enough to kill him I think that's what we should worry about because clearly natural causes and dark magic don't work on him.
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confusedcait · 1 year
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Apparently writing a text post once has created a monster in me, but here we go again. 😂
I saw the other complaint about Lucy taking the job is that the show didn’t do a good job at showing her actually wanting the job and instead they made it seem like it was just a “good career move.” And I have a few thoughts.
First of all, I honestly disagree. I thought the show did a great job at showing Lucy’s conflict. (But we are all entitled to our own interpretation) She says she was excited to be “the sheriff of a floating 5000 person town” on the ship, but life is different now. She even told Ernie she was excited about it- “all that power and responsibility.” Her primary concern was always her relationship with Whistler, which was reinforced in every conversation. Even telling Jesse that Whistler was her main/only reason not to take it. Sure there’s the boat aspect but my bet is she made her peace with that when she applied. Because that was a known from the beginning. Getting back together with Kate was not.
Second- So What? Unfortunately being an adult in the working world means you can’t always have your cake and eat it too. I’ve had to make decisions that weren’t great personally but professionally was good for me. (And I know the opposite happens as well for people) It sucks but it’s part of life and work. Especially in the government. Now add on top of that Lucy is an openly queer POC woman in a government job. That’s 3 minorities, if not more potentially. She likely has to work twice as hard, probably even 4 times harder in order to get even a hint of the opportunities others have. So turning down a job like this? Likely wouldn’t look good for her. It also could potentially look bad for Tennant who vouched for her and is the first woman American NCIS SAC. Plus it’s only 4 months, not a permanent assignment.
So thus ends my thoughts on why I really don’t think that’s the most… logical? complaint. And I don’t mean that offensively, again we’re all entitled to our positions/interpretations. It just seems to me that if Yasmine had to be gone, taking Lucy down this path is realistic to life choices we all have to make. And also shows how great of a place Kate and Lucy are in that they listen to each other, and that Kate was ready to push Lucy towards it because she gets how important it is, and knows they’re strong enough for it. Because again, it’s only 4 months. And kind of poetically is about the same amount of time they were broken up.
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Apologies to everyone who has tagged me in ask games that I haven't responded to. This is a behaviour that probably will continue, as I have a memory of a goldfish where Tumblr is specifically concerned, but it is very much appreciated!!!
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dudefrommywesterns · 7 months
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okay. so it's iyami from osomatsu. he looks like kelp's less nerdy cousin
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play-piano · 2 years
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The 8th of september,huh
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theindescribable1 · 10 months
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I just saw you trip a grandma. Go to hecks 😤🫵
What'd I do wrong? She was obviously having trouble at the bank, she only asked me to check her balance. I did as told. :]
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faneth · 1 year
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phantom of the opera/paradise fans calling themselves phandom activates my fight or flight response
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solairehunter · 2 years
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Damn it I’m still short compared to you…
Hah! Tiny.
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typenull · 2 years
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I am so fascinated by this person perusing our friend group like we are cartoon characters and their headcanon of what fruits we would be
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pennypyro · 5 months
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Intellectually I know the B in BDS stands for “boycott”
But some part of my brain keeps thinking it’s “bondage”
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onlygenxhere · 10 months
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That post you just reblogged for rukebox is someone’s ACTUAL story they are working on. That’s why it has a title and everything. If you’re going to use it with a fandom thing, you should try to support the actual author some. I’ve seen a ton of people reblogging it just for their fandoms, and that kind of sucks. - Athena
The Schrodinger boyfriend post. No offense was intended. The tags nor the notes seem to have anything in them about it being a current story or what the original fandom is. I have no suggestions about why that is or how to fix it so we know. I wish the author well with their fic and hope the post gets sorted.
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atthestarlite · 2 years
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so funny seeing complaints about ft 100yq when i haven’t read fairy tail since it ended and am exclusively making fancontent bc i can’t be bothered to learn how to write any other media’s characters
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kqulitz · 11 months
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Hiiii, how are you? I have this on my mind for such a long time. I dont know how to explain this but im gonna try my best! So like Tom had really hard day and take it out on reader, like really rough sex, and hes gonna call her like someone really mean stuff, but reader after while get really overwhelmed and overstimulated and say her safeword. It will end with fluff.
You dont have to write it if you feeling uncomfortable with it ofc! I hope you've a good day!<3
safeword
tom kaulitz x reader
summary: you get a bit too overwhelmed
tags: smut warning!!, rough sex, overstimulation, degrading, dom! tom, dacryphilia, cunnilingus (fem receiving), use of safewords, slapping/spanking, squirting, use of the word cvnt, unprotected sex (wrap it up!!), reader is on birth control though :), spitting in someone’s mouth, tom having a breeding kink bc i said so, use of the words wh0re, fvck toy and slvt :), aftercare, crying, some angst, fluff!! :)
lowercase intended :)
smut under cut- both tom and reader are 18+!! minors dni!!
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─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
you gasp, hands tugging his hair as your back arches. tom’s lips wrap around your clit, sucking harshly as his fingers draw another orgasm from you. your thighs shake around his head as you whimper, tears staining your cheeks. “tom- please- it’s too much..!” you moan, glad that the two of you were completely alone so the rest of the band couldn’t hear you. “just a few more, baby.” tom mumbles, completely drunk off your pussy as he once again refuses to move away. his tongue moves down your slit, pushing into your hole to lap up any juices, they stain down his chin as he hums against your cunt. “tommy, please..!” you squeeze your thighs around his head. shuddering as you cum on his tongue.
tom chuckles, prying your thighs open so he had more room to pleasure you. his tongue moves up again to flick against your swollen clit, fingers slick with your cum as he thrusts them into you again. “t-tom, s’too much-!” you wail, squeezing around his fingers tightly. “you can take more than this baby. i haven’t gotten to fuck you yet.” he purrs, hand moving to pin your hips to the bed as you thrust them against his face. “don’t be a brat…” he mumbles to you, kissing along your pussy just to feel you twitch and flutter. “please, just fuck me already.” you whine, eyes looking down at him. he hums, moving up your body to kiss your lips.
the taste of you almost makes you cringe, yet tom adored it, he loved eating you out. “since you asked so nicely.” he smiles at you, lips latching onto your neck to suckle a dark hickey onto your skin. his cock presses against your cunt, it’s hot and sticky due to the pre cum that had gathered as he ate your cunt. “tom, please.” you beg, voice hoarse. he hums, wetting his cock using your cum. “you’re so pretty when you’re underneath me.” he tells you, pushing his cock in rather roughly. you gasp at the feeling of being stretched fully, immediately clenching down on his cock. tom groans, thrusting into you no matter how hard you squeezed him. “tom-! tom!” you moan, unable to find any other words as your nails dig into the soft skin of his back. tom winces slightly as you leave deep red marks behind on his back, sucking in a breath through his teeth as his hands push your thighs open to give himself more room.
his tip hammers against that sweet spot that had you sobbing, your cum gushing against him as you writhe a little. “stay still.” tom grumbles, hooking one of your legs over his shoulder to hit even deeper. you whimper out a soft apology, yet it’s cut off as you moan loudly. tom adores it, his lustful eyes drinking in how your tears rolled down your cheeks. your hips buck against his, legs trembling as you whimper and whine. “such a needy whore.” he purrs, thumb moving down to your clit. you gasp as he rubs harsh circles over your sensitive bud, cumming even harder as he fucks you senseless. “baby-“ you choke out. tom drops your leg down so you could hook them around his hips, drawing him in even further. “you’re such a whore for me, aren’t you? my pretty little slut.”
you whine at his harsh words, back arching. “tom-“ you whine, yet he cuts you off with a harsh slap. “sluts don’t speak.” he scolds, hand moving down to grab your ass. you whimper softly, body rocking with each hard thrust. you can’t help the loud moans that fall from your lips as you cum again, and again- all whilst tom held out. “god, you’re so fucking needy for me.” tom grunts, his own orgasm close. “tom-“ he spanks your ass hard, leaving a red mark behind. “shut up.” he glares at you, you whimper softly. “s-sorry..!” you gasp, back arching. tom groans softly. “shit… you’re such a little slut- taking me so well. fuck-“ he pants softly, fingers digging into the flesh of your thighs. “tommy-!”
“how many times do i have to tell you to shut up? good sluts don’t talk, do they?” he grabs your jaw, leaning down. you open your mouth, letting him spit onto your tongue. “swallow.” he demands, closing your mouth for you. you do so, making sure he can see your throat move as you swallow his spit. “so you can follow orders. why’re you trying to be such a brat for me?” he coos, watching you sob at the overstimulation. “aw, my baby is just so pathetic, isn’t she?” tom laughs, it’s cold and cruel. you didn’t particularly like when he got this mean, yet you were too busy having your brains fucked out to fully compute what he was saying. “tom, i need you..” you request meekly, hands grabbing at his shoulders. “i know you do. fuck- you’re so lucky.” he grunts, cock twitching as he grows even closer. “so so lucky. my pretty little whore.”
tom moans as he cums, filling you up, yet he doesn’t stop thrusting into you as if it were his only purpose. you moan, back arching as your noises crumble into pleasured sobs. “fuck… my pretty little fuck toy- you’re so hot like this.” tom groans, pushing his tongue into your mouth as he kisses you. you kiss back weakly, thighs squeezing his hips. “you don’t realise how lucky you are, do you?” he smiles innocently, finally pulling out from you. before you can even begin to come down from your high, his fingers are pushing his cum back in, thrusting faster than before. you wail, back arching as you try to move your hands down to grab his wrist. tom snatches your hand, pushing them both above your head as he continues to pleasure you.
“so many girls want this, i could go out and find another so easily. you’re so lucky.” he coos, you snap, breaking down into sobs. “red..! red!” you whimper, tom’s eyes widen a little as he pulls his fingers from your sopping cunt. “shit- i’m sorry baby. i didn’t mean to-“ he cuts himself off as you move away slightly, sniffling and whimpering as you curl up a little. “i don’t mean that, baby. i’m sorry.” he whispers, moving over to try and comfort you. “just- stop for a moment, please.” your voice wavers. tom feels terrible; he knows how insecure you got, knows how you felt in the beginning of your relationship. “i didn’t mean it.” he tells you softly, hoping you’d at least look at him.
tom ponders for a moment before getting up off the bed, he’s angry- but not at you; at himself for being so stupid as to say that to you. he looks around, gathering his clothes and pulling them on. your soft cries break his heart, he hates being the reason that you’re upset. tom glances at you before leaving the room, you hear him jogging away. you sniffle, curling up tighter as you sob. your brain is filled with all sorts of possibilities, some completely unrealistic, yet you’re too upset to decipher many of them. assuming tom had left, you bury your face into his pillow, sobbing harder.
you don’t know how long you had been crying, your head hurts, your nose is stuffy. the door slowly clicks open. tom pants, gathering himself as he steps inside. “baby.” he coos, moving over to the bed. “have you not moved?” he frowns, crouching beside you. you whimper softly, finally looking at him. “oh my sweet girl… don’t cry.” he sighs, kissing your forehead gently. you want to push him away, yet you can’t. “why did you leave me?” you hiccup, tears still falling. “i went out and got you some of your favourite snacks.” tom explains, he puts a bag down on the floor beside the bed. you hum a little, letting tom scoop you up from his bed. “c’mon, you need to get cleaned up.” he mumbles, bringing you into the bathroom that was adjoined to his bedroom.
you sniffle as tom sits you down on the counter, watching him grab a towel and dampen it. with tender care, he carefully cleans you up, being careful as to not press too hard. you’re silent, excusing the occasional sniffles and your breath hitching. tom feels terrible. “i’m so sorry, baby…” he sighs, kissing your lips gently. “i love you, i’d never ever cheat on you. i don’t know what i was thinking…” tom’s eyes are full of regret as he wipes your cheeks for you. you hum, hugging him tightly. “it’s okay…” you sigh, voice hoarse. “no, baby- it’s not. i’m really sorry.” tom hugs you back, a wave of relief washing over him. “i suppose there is a way you can make it up to me.” you smile a little, pulling away. “anything, baby. i’ll do anything.” he replies rather desperately.
“i get to wear anything in your closet, cuddles, snacks- and watch a movie with me- i get to pick!” you list off, tom smiles widely. “of course baby.” he chuckles, lifting you from the counter. you giggle softly, hugging his neck to keep yourself balanced. tom let’s you down, watching you move to his closet. smiling to yourself, you pick out your favourite hoodie; which coincidentally was also one of tom’s. he rolls his eyes playfully, yet deep down he didn’t mind. snatching a pair of his boxers, you slip into his clothes before getting into bed. tom gets in beside you, handing you the remote. “thank you..!” you chirp, seemingly brightened. “no problem, baby.” he mumbles. leaning over, he picks up the bag he had left on the floor, putting it down between the two of you. turning on the tv, you rummage through the cd’s tom owned. you hum slightly, finally picking ghostbusters. “ghostbusters?” tom raises his brows. “i get to pick..!” you remind him, getting up to put it into the cd player. tom hums, bringing the snacks out of the bag. “of course, of course.” he smiles, stealing a quick kiss.
you set the snacks aside, cuddling into tom’s chest. he exhales slowly through his nose. “i’m sorry again, baby. i love you.” he mutters, kissing your head. “i know.” you reply innocently. tom’s stomach sinks. you let your words marinate for a second before looking up at him. “i’m just messing with you. i love you too.” you smile, kissing his lips. “you little minx.” he chuckles, kissing you again. “the movies starting.” he tells you; you hum gently. he can’t keep his eyes on the screen, too busy looking at you. you’re curled up beside him, head resting on his chest as you watch the movie. tom’s hands gently rub your back, watching you melt into him even further. “watch the movie..!” you scold gently, hand softly hitting his side. “sorry.” he smiles, turning back to the tv. you smile, letting your legs tangle between his, arms squeezing his torso tightly as you listen to his heart beat methodically.
the movie carries on, and around the 30 minute mark tom glances back down at you. you’d dozed off, eyes closed, mouth slightly agape as you breathe slowly. tom smiles, pausing the movie and moving the snacks from the bed and onto the bedside table. “i love you, baby.” he tells you, craning his neck and kissing your forehead gently. you hum sleepily, clinging to tom even tighter as you slept. he sighs, wondering how he got so lucky to be with you.
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