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#nnt incorrect quotes
erizia · 4 months
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Meliodas: I wonder what's wrong with me.
Ban: You're five feet tall and the oldest out of us.
Gowther: You're morally bankrupt.
Merlin: You're seriously traumatised.
King: You're a sexual deviant.
Escanor: You tried to kill me.
Diane: You suck at chess.
Meliodas:
Meliodas: I meant what's causing my headache!
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winterlogysblog · 3 months
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Tioreh: *running towards Nasiens with open arms*
Nasiens: *moves out of the way*
Tioreh: Hey, why'd you move?!
Nasiens: I thought you were going to attack me.
Tioreh: I was going to hug you!
Nasiens: Why would you hug me?
Tioreh: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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vosaem · 18 days
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After the Percy Platoon knows the truth about Nasiens:
Donny: Wait, ho's older?
Nasiens & Mertyl: *look at each other and shrug their shoulders*
Nasiens: The queen and king told us that we are, probably, from the same month - but they don't know exactly who is older.
Anne: .... When are you going to call them correctly?
Nasiens: *ignoring Anne* But I think Mertyl is the older one.
Mertyl: Why?
Nasiens: You always acted as an older brother to me.
Mertyl: .... I treated you really badly....
Nasiens: You're rude, but you're were not bad. "Weakling, this place is too dangerous for you!"; "You look like you're going to faint! Return to you bed!"; "Is or food so bad that you refuse to eat?!"; and things like that aren't evil.
Others: .....
Nasiens: You rudely told me to take care of myself. You literally acted as my big brother all this time.
Lancelot: He got a point.
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*on a hike*
Meliodas: It’s beautiful out here.
Merlin: And quiet.
King:...Too quiet.
Diane: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Ban with a bear in a headlock*
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the-ghost-sin · 7 months
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Ban: you look tired
Meliodas, casually: well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease
Meliodas: *sips coffee*
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justyouraverageotaku · 4 months
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Ban: Merlin, I screwed up, big time.
Merlin: Ban, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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dumbz0mboy · 3 months
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I was looking through my drafts and found this incorrect quote from when I was primarily an nnt incorrect quote acc (honestly miss that era)
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and I was like 'huh I'm gonna draw that' so yah.
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sydns · 11 months
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Monspeet: I will set your house on fire.
Estarossa: Do it no balls-
*a house in the background is suddenly engulfed in hellblaze*
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Gowther: You’re violent.
Meliodas: Yeah but I’m also short and that’s adorable.
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saharthings · 1 year
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Ban: Hey captain no offence in all but how old were you when you got curse?
Meliodas, perking up: Hmm? Maybe proximity 200 to 300 years old
Ban: Woah that old?
Merlin: *choking in the background*
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gayintheway · 7 months
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Elaine, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume? Ban: grabs and chugs the entire bottle Ban: Ban: It's perfume.
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erizia · 5 months
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Meliodas: If this is my last night with you all, I wish to tell you all my true thoughts about each of you.
Meliodas: Diane. You're much more clever than anyone gives you credit for. You have a good heart and I'm so proud of you.
Diane, tearful: Oh Captain...
Meliodas: Ban. You're a whore.
Ban, weeping: Oh Captain!
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winterlogysblog · 2 months
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Lancelot: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.
Tioreh: Incoherent mumbling
Lancelot: Huh?
Sixtus: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.
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vosaem · 1 month
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Nasiens: Ok, so, resuming, you never told Mertyl that he's adopted.
Diane & King: No....
Nasiens: And you never thought that, maybe, he would find out? Since he lives in a literally toxic environment to humans?
Diane & King: .....
Nasiens: ..... I don't ever know what to say to the two of you.
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Elaine: What’s the status up here?
Helbram: Fucked up, about to die, Quin’s a nerd. The usual.
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sullina · 2 years
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*In a church*
King: What are YOU doing here?
Ban: ...Praying.
King:
Ban: I had a fight with Captain. You?
King: I also had a fight with Captain.
*Outside*
Gowther: Why are Ban and King in church?
Meliodas: They think I would never look for them here.
Meliodas: Now do me a favour and drag them out here, okay?
Gowther: Why not do it yourself?
Meliodas:
Meliodas: I have committed blasphemy which prevents me from stepping on holy ground.
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