#nj people

[hischierschain]

nico 25 hischier 🫶🏼

#happy birthday to the peoples princess!!! #nico hischier #nj devils #:3 #captain sweetheart? captain babygirl? no. captain beautiful

[craterrrrr]

NJ kissing NJ kissing

#someone told me to and I had to give the people what they wanted #I still would have drawn this either way #I have made Noah and DJ kiss before and I will do it again #noah tdi #dj total drama #total drama #total drama art #djoah #nj posting

[moothecownj]

If you are a teacher and live fairly local to Moo you could win a school visit for Reading with Moo!*

If Moo wins the America's Favorite Pet contest, Knowhere Farm will use that money to bring Moo to a few schools whose teachers helped him win. Click here or go to https://americasfavpet.com/2022/moo to vote and have a chance to win for your school. You'll also be helping sick and injured animals through PAWS!

Voting for the top 15 ends TODAY at 10pm EST so please vote while you can! Email us at [email protected] with a screenshot of your vote, and we'll put your classroom in the running to win a Reading with Moo!

*please visit https://knowherefarm.com or click here for more information.

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#Cow #reading with moo #Moo the cow #moothecow #moothecownj #Knowhere farm #Cows #education #literacy #elementary schools #animal encounters #classroom visit #He loves cuddling and being read to it’s great! #And he loves people of all ages! It doesn’t have to be an elementary school - anybody can love.Moo! #He really loved the nj ren faire and all the costumes! (The mushroom ladies at the top were a personal favorite (:. He was enraptuted #Enraptured

[nicosdimples]

new/old pic of nico and jesper in prague!

#nico hischier #new jersey devils #nj devils #hockey #jesper bratt #i miss the mustache #it was hot and i dont care of what people say

[slaymiedrysdale]

Hello Quintin Jerome Hughes

#luke hughes #quinn hughes #hughes brothers #nj devils #vancouver canucks #nhl #hockey #(I know people don’t like when Quinn is tagged on Luke/Jack posts but Luke looks so much like Quinn here I had to…)

[martuzzio]

Breaking news: members of the New Jersey Devils hockey team have woken this morning to discover they've grown... horns?! How did these appendages appear? Are they demonic in origin? Why has this mysterious mutation only affected the Devils' active roster? And, most importantly: how will the boys play hockey if they can't wear their helmets? More at six

Fun horn facts!

Jack’s horns are modeled off the pronghorn. I chose it because 1) American, 2) I thought it was cute and 3) the shape of its horns is cool, but then it got infinitely better when I discovered the pronghorn is the fastest land mammal in the western hemisphere. A very appropriate coincidence :D

Nico’s horns are modeled off the alpine ibex, a species of wild goat that lives in the Swiss alps. Nico's are scaled down because I don't think he'd be able to hold up the weight of full-size ibex horns lol. The inspiration here is pretty obvious: hee hoo Swiss man gets Swiss goat horns

#new jersey devils #nj devils #my art #jack hughes #nico hischier #hockey art #I’ve had this idea for a while but only just got around to it #might draw more boys! Luke? Timo? We'll see #Jack (internally): stop talking to me this was supposed to be my day off stop talking to me stop talking to me stop tal #Nico: sorry I keep smacking my horns on doorframes and I have a terrible headache ha ha could you repeat what you just said? #to all of my followers who don't watch hockey: I am so sorry #to all the people who do watch hockey: heyyy #Nico is back guys #We’re so back

[gamebunny-advance]

Random Question Time (Side A)

Note: This question is more about "feeling" than the strict and literal definitions of their relationship. It's clear that they're all based on the same model of robot and are manufactured by the same machine, and are thus all related by that. This question is asking how you think their relationship functions in human terms.

See the sister poll to vote on Neon J.'s relationship with 1010.

#gbunny polls #nsr #no straight roads #1010 #nsr 1010 #my prediction is that the majority are gonna think of them all as siblings #but i'm curious if more people think they're quintuplets or staggered #if you've been here long enough then you know that my headcanon is convoluted and all over the place #but to recap: #white views himself as a father to the other 4 due to his programming being the base for every 1010 and he steps in when NJ can't/doesn't #the rest don't treat him like a father figure most of the time but they also don't quite treat him like a 'true' brother either (except red #they treat him with respect and authority and even camaraderie on occasion but he's still an 'other' to most of them #red is the eldest brother but treats white as an equal and mediates between him and the younger 1010s #blue is the second brother (and victim of middle child syndrome) #he's closest with red but he knows that red is closer to white so blue is kind of a loner #Green and Yellow are the youngest twins (yellow is slightly older but green is generally more mature) #despite all this they're all programmed to be the same age #though their 'true' ages vary wildly

[gothicprep]

when I was driving this morning, I saw so many stupid holiday themed digital signs when I was passing through NJ. like “don’t be grinch. let them merge.” and “text and drive? automatic naughty list.”

“don’t be grinch” is not a typo either. new jersey hasn’t gotten the memo that the grinch is a funny little green guy and not an adjective.

#people definitely talk a disproportionate amount of shit on NJ but I 100% understand why it has the reputation it does

[hischierschain]

my favorite father-son duo

#nj devils #jack hughes #erik haula #haula can probably fix a lot of peoples daddy issues

[national-hockey-lesbian]

nico hischier + loving under layers of protection

—Seema Reza, from “This Poem is Want—”

#blah blah blah something about only touching people when you can guarantee you won’t feel their skin on yours #also slight nico/jack #nhl #hockey #devils lb #nj devils #nico hischier #jack hughes #requests from beyond the void (request🏷) #absolute fave #my edits

[craterrrrr]

Morning

#I firmly believe these two are NOT morning people #somebody get these two a pillow and a blanket! STAT! #noah tdi #total drama #dj total drama #total drama art #djoah #nj posting #I LOVE MY NJ DORM MATES AU I LOOVE MY NJ DORM MATES AU

[notanotherinfjblog]

Productivity

ENTJ: Do you know those moments when you’ve got so much to do that you have no idea where to even start and so you start making a list of things that are too unimportant to waste your time on right now? But at the same time you’re wasting time by not working on the things that actually are important. You’re just making lists of all the tiny aspects of your work that you can throw out just to make yourself feel like you’re doing something.

INFJ: No, I don’t know those moments. I’m less productive, you see. When I’m overwhelmed by all the stuff I have to do, I panic and stare at the wall for three hours.

ENTJ: You’ve been doing that a lot lately, haven’t you?

INFJ: ... yes.

#i feel like it has to be said that we only had this conversation because entj didn't have the motivation to work anymore today #so he came to my office to make me procrastinate with him together for an hour and then he left to do the same to our estj co-worker #he's such an idiot i love talking to him #every time i meet another NJ (which happens like once every 100 years) i slightly lose it a little #because talking to someone else with Ni is like suddenly being allowed to breathe #suddenly there's someone who actually speaks your language and there's never just one second of silence because there's so much to say!! #(is that how people with more common functions get to feel frequently? like SPs meeting other SPs? SJs meeting SJs?) #also it's very funny to be on the receiving end of the Ni stare because all of us NJs do that #so whenever you see two (not romantically involved) people just staring at each other's eyes for two hours you've found two NJs #my intj brother has a problem with eye contact actually but he STILL DOES THIS just not when you're looking too #this has nothing to do with the post but you know me #maybe i'll do a more elaborate post about the ni stare at some point #also i'm gonna post the list with the writer interviews very soon took a bit longer than i had anticipated and i still only have one isfp #but oh well what can you do #mbti #mbti conversations #entj #infj

[screechingwagonduckhoagie]

Dad takes out his kids for some family time.

#dontsleep #photographer #photography #photooftheday #my photos #photographers on tumblr #newjerseyphotographer #urbanphotography #streetphotography #urban #black and white photography #black and white #people #streetphoto #street #urbanphoto #urbanjungle #urbanlife #nj #newjersey #cars #brick city

[imperatorrrrr]

There’s a new interview with both Nino and Nico that aired yesterday here, but I’m geoblocked from watching it, but I was able to find this golden nugget featuring giggly Nico Hischier and his favorite cheese on Instagram, so enjoy!

#Nico Hischier #Nino Niederreiter #New Jersey Devils #Winnipeg Jets #NJ Devils #Devils #apologies for all the horrid background stuff #I tried my best on my commute in to the office #I’m mostly sharing so people can GIF Nico laughing and smiling and showing off his dimples

[boxwinebaddie]

so i am writing this ask meme answer about why jersey went to juvie/what his run ins with police/crimina laur were like and i am making myself laugh so hard that i am crying, live, laff, jersey.

#nina writes sometimes #GOD I LOVE JEW JERSEY KYLEY B #like spef the period of time before he was in college but after the fire when he was just a menace on the mean streets of nj #he is so funny he is such a legend #i love you so much scary gangster kyle #he really is my beloved he was out here knocking heads and beating people up and putting the fear of god in everyone #my hero tbh anyways please laugh #THE MAZEL <3 GETS ME EVERYTIME #jersey kyle is so cunty i am obsessed with him #the police officers were so tired of seeing him in there sometimes people call stuff in and they just ignore it #and kyle comes in like oh shit YOU still work here? i thought theyd have sacked you already considering ur so lousy at ur job #and theyre all like UUUUUUUUUUUUUgh

[br1ghtestlight]

day one of the lily belcher fixation: this character is so interesting :) she's bob's mom but we dont really know that much about her or when she died

day one hundred of the lily belcher fixation: TIMELINE-WISE IT SHOULD BE OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE THAT LILY BELCHER ATTENDED THE WOODSTOCK FESTIVAL IN 1969,

#this is a joke but also not really. bcuz she did #it isn't MY fault she happened to be in the ny/nj area during woodstock as a 1960s hippie and of woodstock-attending age #there were like 500k people there. chances are!!!! #txt #bob's burgers