#nicest asshole youll ever meet
Note
Do you have hcs for what Ren and Stimpy do on dates? Also, feel free to ask me about my hcs. Id love to share as many as possible!
you're not gonna like my answer
Ren does not concede to 'dates' in my hcs. he's an insufferable little creep who shirks the idea of romantic outings with Stimpy, the exception of romps as 'pals' withstanding. those usually consist of things like going to the drive-in, playing pool, hitting a bucket of golfballs, fishing, etc., all AS FRIENDS. Alcohol and/or angst is often involved, which tranforms Ren enough to accept and even demonstrate how he truly feels toward Stimpy out in public spaces.
#ren and stimpy#ren & stimpy#answered ask#rempy#my crap art#the nicest fukkin asshole youll ever meet ♡#this one hits cuz its basically the parts of ren i associate with personally#its meeee
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet
Request: May I request a Lip Gallagher X Fem!Reader fanfic? Maybe set during season 1 or 2? Y/N is Kevin’s little sister and gets jumped on the south side. She gets badly beat up and barely makes it back home to her brothers house. No ones home so she goes to the Gallagher’s and Lip answers. He patches her up and it’s cute and fluffy. Maybe she falls asleep in his bed and they end up cuddling and then sharing a blunt? (You don’t have to add the blunt if you’re uncomfortable) Thank you love :)
Word Count: 1.3k
And away, and away we go!
__
You cursed as you stumbled your way down the street. Kevin was gonna have a field day when he saw you. It wasn’t your fault you had broken the single rule he’d given you. You hadn’t started the fight. Why the fuck would you with odds like that? 5 to 1 was hardly fair. And while they had landed their fair share of kicks and punches on you, you held your own. Kevin had said that you couldn’t start any fights, but he never said anything about finishing them.
“Jesus? Get hit by the L? You know you’re supposed to stand behind the yellow line right?” a voice quipped, and you turned to find the eldest Gallagher boy sitting on his front steps, a cigarette dangling between his lips.
“Reckon I’m still better lookin’ than you, Lip.”
The boy scoffed, before dropping the cigarette and snuffing it out with his boot. “C’mon,” he said, rising to his feet and jerking his head toward the house. “I’ll help ya get cleaned up.”
You waved him off, “It’s fine. I’ll ask V for help.”
“She’s not home. Neither is Kev. Alibi.”
“Shit.”
He shrugged. “So, you comin’ or not?”
“Fiona or Ian home?”
“Nah. Work.”
“Debbie? Carl? Liam? Fuck, Frank?”
“Do I look like a fuckin’ nanny? No. I’m the only one here. Why? You afraid of me or something?”
“Pffft, no…”
Lip smirked. “Oh, I get it. Alright. Did Kev tell you to stay away from me? That’s rich… What did he say? Like the reasons?”
“He said you’re too smart for your own good, and that you’ll use those smarts to get into every girl’s pants.”
The boy laughed. “Yeah, he’s probably right. But he’s gonna be mad either way. You might as well be cleaned up when he flips his shit.”
You blew out your next breath in a huff before crossing into the yard, officially in Gallagher territory, and following Lip into the house.
“Just have a seat,” he said, nodding at the couch before jogging up the stairs.
You complied, whatever adrenaline you had finally fading your body, pain taking its place. You wondered briefly if you looked like how Lip had said you did; like you had been hit by a train. You definitely felt like you had.
You turned to the sound of Lip’s boots thundering back down the stairs, a first aid kit in his hands. His crystal blue eyes studied you carefully as he shook soft brown locks of hair out of his way. “You’re bruised pretty badly, but I don’t think any of your cuts need stitches so that’s good. And nothing looks broken. So, what happened?”
“Stupid girls,” you hissed through your teeth as he started dabbing at your face with an alcoholic wipe.
“Hold still. Sooner I’m done, the better.” One of his hands came up to cup your chin to keep you from flinching away, his hold surprisingly gentle. “Stupid girls did this? Like from school?”
“Yes, like from school.”
“Did you get them back?”
“Sort of. 5 to 1 makes it a little hard to do much besides get your ass kicked. But I finished it, if that’s what you’re asking. And they jumped me. I wouldn’t be stupid enough to walk into odds like that.”
“5 to 1? Shit… so this was Leah, and her stupid fuckin’ friends?”
“That would be them.”
“Which means it’s Tyler’s fault. And Kev warned you about me? Damn…”
“Tyler’s a piece of shit who’d flirt with a rock if it’d flirt back.”
“Pretty sure he has.”
You laughed, then winced, clutching your side. “Don’t make me laugh, asshole.”
“Let me see,” he said, his hands falling away from your face.
“What? No! Are you insane?”
“Oh, relax. I’m not even gonna see your bra, much less your tits. Now lift up your shirt or I’ll do it for you.”
“Fine, fine,” you grumbled, pulling up on your shirt, both of you sucking air through your teeth at the sight of a giant splotch of purplish blue.
“Don’t bite my head off, alright?” he asked, his fingers hovering over your exposed skin.
You squinched your eyes shut, breathing harshly. “Do it.”
His fingers grazed across your ribs, again with a gentleness that took you by surprise. “Probably just badly bruised. That, or you have a really high pain tolerance. Or you’re a really good liar.”
“All of the above,” you grinned sarcastically, dropping your shirt.
“Well, not a whole lot for you to do besides rest.”
At the mention of rest, you became aware of just how tired you were. “Yeah. Rest. Sounds good. Thanks, Dr. Lip.”
“Anytime. C’mon, I’ll help you upstairs.”
“Excuse me?”
“What? You need to rest. And I’ve slept on this couch. It’s not exactly comfortable. You can use my bed upstairs.”
“Or I could go next door. To my bed.”
“Where Kev will find you all bloody and bruised? Nah. Plus, it’s too far.”
“Stubborn fuckin’ Gallaghers…”
“Hey, this stubborn fuckin’ Gallagher just played doctor, and offered you his bed.”
“Where he can play more doctor? Pffft, yeah right. I’m fine here.”
Lip’s eyes rolled. “I promise to not sleep with you. There. Now, are you gonna move on your own? Or do I gotta carry you up there myself?”
“Fuckin, Christ…” With his help, you made your way up the stairs and into a room with a single bed pressed against one wall, a bunk bed perpendicular with it against another wall. “It’s not the top bunk, is it?”
“No, it’s that one,” he said, nodding at the singular bed.
“Well, thanks I guess. For everything.”
“You’d be surprised how often I do this,” he tried to joke as you got settled on the bed and he fiddled with something at the desk.
“Play doctor to all the banged up kids in the neighborhood, huh? Wow, way to make a girl feel special.”
He gave a short laugh. “Have Carl as a sibling, and nobody would ever need med school.” He dug into his pocket, pulling out a lighter. He brought whatever it was he’d been fiddling with- a blunt you now realized- to his lips, lighting it and taking a deep hit. “Here,” he breathed, passing it your way.
You took a hit, welcoming the hazy cloud the enveloped you, feeling the bed dip as Lip crawled in beside you. “I thought you weren’t gonna sleep with me,” you pointed out as you handed him back his blunt.
“Do you see me stripping?”
“No…”
“Exactly. I may have offered you my bed, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna sleep on my fuckin’ floor. I’m nice, not a gentleman.”
“I think the word you’re looking for is ‘asshole’ actually.”
“Nicest asshole you’ll ever meet.”
You took turns passing the blunt back and forth, your back pressed against his chest as you crammed together on the small bed. “Fuckin’ bitch,” you cursed Leah and her friends when you took a hit that left you sputtering, the coughs causing your sides to ache.
“I can fuck Tyler up if you want,” Lip offered. “And I can talk to Mandy about helping you with Leah. Like I personally won’t fight girls, so she’s my go to for that shit. Needed her help back when Debbie was getting bullied.”
You scoffed. “Yeah, cuz that’s what I need. More problems.”
“Well at least start walking with us then.”
“Aw, is Lip Gallagher offering to protect sweet little me?” you cooed.
“We look after our own,” he said as easily as if he was telling you the sky was blue. The bed creaked as he reached over you to turn off the lamp on the desk, before he settled behind you again.
You lay there wondering just what your brother had been thinking in telling you to avoid the boy. Sure, he had more charm and smarts than he knew what to do with. And he was a certifiable asshole. But he was a nice- and admittedly very cute- asshole. And you felt safe with Lip’s arm thrown gingerly across your waist, and his slow even breaths lulling you sleep.
__
Tag List
@thanossexual @markofdean79 @philthepegacorn @youngblood199456 @tarltongrl96 @ineedmorefanfics @iknowyouthinkimbulletproof
#nicest asshole youll ever meet#lip gallagher#lip gallagher fic#lip gallagher x female reader#calpal irwin
158 notes
·
View notes
Photo
My son Zachary Larios had his Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole Youll Ever Meet Shirt brain surgery it was about 8 hours worth he is doing good it’s in jello and drinks some orange juice not wanting to eat solids because his jaw hurts on the right side from the surgery when they had to surgically remove the part.
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole Youll Ever Meet Shirt
Buy this shirt:
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole Youll Ever Meet Shirt
Home: https://t-shirtah.com/
0 notes
Text
MERCHXMAS - I'll be back Trump shirt
In the second half, he delivered a near-post corner, poorly headed away by Ismael Bennacer, that led to Jordan Henderson's winning goal for Liverpool. Alexander-Arnold also had a 20-yard volley saved, and he started the move from which Mohamed Salah -- who had a first-half penalty saved -- made it 2-2 early in the second half. But on the flip side, both Milan goals came from Alexander-Arnold's area of the pitch. With the first, he lost Ante Rebic, giving the Croatia forward the space to equalise against the run of play. Two minutes later, Alexander-Arnold was caught out on the halfway line, leaving Rebic and scorer Brahim Diaz to combine for Milan's second. And just a minute after helping tee up Henderson's goal, Alexander-Arnold lost Rebic again, and was only spared embarrassment by goalkeeper Alisson racing off his line to deny the Milan forward.
https://iteexmas.com/shop/ill-be-back-trump-shirt/
https://iteexmas.com/shop/im-dutch-you-cant-pronounce-my-last-name-shirt/
https://iteexmas.com/shop/im-a-respiratory-therapist-of-course-im-crazy-do-you-think-a-sane-person-would-do-this-job-shirt/
https://iteexmas.com/shop/if-you-tell-a-swedish-woman-not-to-do-something-shell-do-it-twice-and-take-pictures-shirt/
https://iteexmas.com/shop/if-you-ever-feel-sad-just-remember-theres-people-out-there-who-dont-go-fishing-shirt/
https://merchxmas.com/shop/im-the-nicest-asshole-youll-ever-meet-shirt/
https://merchxmas.com/shop/to-my-mom-i-know-its-not-easy-for-a-woman-my-loving-mother-i-love-you-love-your-son-canvas-pillow/
https://merchxmas.com/shop/ja-schatz-du-hast-recht-canvas-pillow/
https://merchxmas.com/shop/im-not-a-perfect-daughter-but-mom-crazy-dad-loves-me-shirt/
https://merchxmas.com/shop/im-here-experiencing-life-at-a-rate-of-several-wtfs-per-hour-shirt/
https://tee-xmas.com/shop/i-believe-that-god-is-good-even-when-life-is-not-shirt/
https://tee-xmas.com/shop/if-you-tell-a-swedish-woman-not-to-do-something-she_ll-do-it-twice-and-take-pictures-shirt/
https://tee-xmas.com/shop/i-need-to-go-on-medication-so-i-can-slap-stupid-people-and-blame-it-on-the-side-effects-shirt/
https://tee-xmas.com/shop/gnome-official-pumpkin-spice-latte-taster-shirt/
https://tee-xmas.com/shop/all-i-need-is-this-cow-and-that-other-cow-and-those-cows-over-there-and-the-cows-on-the-farm-and-shirt/
https://officialdesignshirt.blogspot.com/2021/09/merchxmas-ill-be-back-trump-shirt.html
0 notes
Text
I’m the nicest asshole you’ll ever meet shirt
https://lynshirt.com/product/im-the-nicest-asshole-youll-ever-meet-shirt/
0 notes
Text
things that couldve happened in allegrofaceverse that never did (aka you fucked up and never will get to see these following things)
-andante. just andante in general.
-aka count von walsegg the allegroface. aka like the embodiment of the culprit from detective conan. aka simultaneously best and worst boy. youll never get to see him being an asshole, not that hed really get to be one bc of the “hes an allegroface he must be the nicest person ever(tm) uvu”.
-and raedna. youll never get to see literal sweeney todd the andreaface. youll never get her angsty melodramatic operatic backstory which youd probably just dismiss bc it could be solved easily (thats the point of tragedy shithead), youll never get her trying to be caring towards these idiot kids she meets.
-and for that matter youll never get kanna or an or andies arcs either. youll never get to see andie try and reconcile w ana, realize who he is and that he is still a kind boy like the cousin she knows. youll never get to see an grow up. youll never get to see kanna take a chill pill.
-not that anyone wanted any of that. if they arent shagging your characters or becoming their living accessories they didnt give a damn.
-youll never get hamlet allegro. the shakespearian actor whos a teenager prodigy but is typecasted into old man roles and hates it, even if he does act like an old man.
-youll never get furry diso allegro whos got like a bird glider and flirts with everyone
-youll never get alledrea bc she was outright banned. youll never get the weird hodgepodge self proclaimed phantom thief whos basically the megavolt of the crew.
-youll never get ana having feelings for someone. youll never get disaster bird playing a boom box outside some fancy persons window, youll never get him learning to not hate those from that city just bc a couple people from it are assholes.
-youll never get anyone being happy. and its your DAMN FAULT~!!~!!@!$FWAEFWcx IN CANON VIRELAI AND ANDANTINE WILL NEVER FIND THAT PEACE WITH THEIR PASTS. ANDANTINE WILL FOREVER AGONIZE OVER THE GUILT BECAUSE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS WOULD TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT YOU DID. AND BECAUSE IT DOESNT CHANGE WHAT HAPPENED SHELL TAKE ON ALL THE GUILT ALONE. YOULL NEVER SEE VIRELAI AT PEACE WITH HIMSELF. HELL ALWAYS BLAME HIMSELF FOR ALLEGRO GETTING HURT. HELL NEVER IN CANON BE ABLE TO ESCAPE IT. HELL NEVER BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THESE ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIPS IN CANON. HELL ALWAYS HAVE SOMEONE WHOS ABUSED HIM AND MANIPULATED HIM FOLLOWING HIM AROUND AND NOT BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
ok thats out of the way. youll never get to see the parts where segno isnt an angsty shitty movie character and when he becomes a conan esque spy. youll never get to see him like that. youll never get to see him relax and act his age and not like an old world weary man. youll never get to see rina smile.
0 notes
Text
Skull I'm The Nicest Asshole You'll Ever Meet Shirt
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt is Available In All Styles
Branson your having a laugh its only been weeks what have you done with your money its all off shore. Its like antiuk eltonjohn asking for helpto get his piano tuned and a few other things you have thats right. Why should we he could sell one of his islands what with…
View On WordPress
0 notes
Text
Skull I'm The Nicest Asshole You'll Ever Meet Shirt
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt is Available In All Styles
Branson your having a laugh its only been weeks what have you done with your money its all off shore. Its like antiuk eltonjohn asking for helpto get his piano tuned and a few other things you have thats right. Why should we he could sell one of his islands what with…
View On WordPress
0 notes
Text
Skull I'm The Nicest Asshole You'll Ever Meet Shirt
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt
Leakers lol every institution is polluted i would like to see how our career politicians became millionaires while in office. John roberts will decide The Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirtupcoming election when trump claims fraud the reason he wont release his tax details is. Totally because his worth is not billionits just millionand he hasnt legally paid tax since d is the…
View On WordPress
0 notes
Text
Skull I'm The Nicest Asshole You'll Ever Meet Shirt
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt
Take away really odd words and determiners then we grabbed The Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirtmost popular words and built this word randomizer just. Keep clicking generatechances are you wont find a repeatsupposedly there are over one million words in the english language we. Trimmed some fat to take away really odd words and determiners then we grabbed the most popular words…
View On WordPress
0 notes
Text
Skull I'm The Nicest Asshole You'll Ever Meet Shirt
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt
Combination of hydroxychloroquine and zinc to him but are they going to change their name or ban The Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirtdemocrats from. The house good for her a voice of reason gop are just disgusting follow the rules or get punished you. Are not above the law pelosi wears hers around her neck shes not one to speak call it the dirty. Louie rule nancy rocks love ya…
View On WordPress
0 notes
Link
via Products – The Nice Shirts
0 notes
Text
I'm The Nicest Asshole You'll Ever Meet shirt, long sleeved, tank top
I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet shirt, long sleeved, tank top
“Sometimes I say things plainly, which often comes across as “arseholish” because it’s not seen as polite. For example, there was one person at work who’d comment on the things I had for lunch. On my nice days when they’d question why I had an energy drink for morning tea, I’d point out that it’s not any different than people who have coffee at the same time every morning. On my arsehole days I’d…
View On WordPress
0 notes
Photo
Pretty much.
49 notes
·
View notes
Text
Skull I'm The Nicest Asshole You'll Ever Meet Shirt
Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirt
And safe there will be a time for them to go out but not right now i couldnt agree more. My years old daughter cant even wear mask for more than minutes she wont understand social distancing when she is. Back in her school with her friends head teacher on The Skull I’m The Nicest Asshole You’ll Ever Meet Shirtnews yesterday says he and his staff have worked. Hard and he is confident they can obey…
View On WordPress
0 notes
Link
via Products – The Nice Shirts
0 notes
Last Seen Blogs
rare-prism-s
man-whore mage monday
piracymanifesto-blog1
Build a bridge!
jiemhossen
Untitled
tokodewitani
Untitled