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sakuric · 3 years

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how (i think) the haikyuu boys would comfort you when you’re crying (pt.2)

pairings: kiyoomi sakusa x gn!reader, miya osamu x gn!reader, miya atsumu x gn!reader, kotaro bokuto x gn!reader, tetsuro kuro x gn!reader.

genre: fluff ,, nsfw joke in sakusa’s hc.

a/n: hello hello~~~~ welcome to part two of my little series heh <3 hope you enjoy!! i still have some more haikyuu baes to go through so i’ll do them in part three?? <3

extra!!! the petnames they call you

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

he’s not the type to hug people,

but when he saw you coming home from work/school

he immediately pulled you into his arms.

“what’s wrong, sweetheart?”

you wouldn’t tell him, until he’d ask again.

“did someone do this to you?”

you’d tell him all about what happened and how you feel.

“oh gosh...”

his voice would be quiet.

sakusa would leave a kiss on the top of your head, before pulling away.

“i made dinner, so how about we eat up and then we’ll cuddle. sound good?”

you’d smile a bit and nod.

sakusa would kiss your lips and go prepare the plates for dinner.

(altho he’s a full course meal ngl ;)

OSAMU MIYA

he’s also not the type to usually voluntarily want skinship. (hold hands, hug, etc.) especially in public.

he’d already seen you not in the best mood at his volleyball game,

but he didn’t ask until after the match. (they won btw)

he’d try and catch you before leaving the gymnasium.

“kitten, what’s the matter?”

you’d try and talk, but the lump in your throat would suffocate any words that wanted to escape.

you started sobbing, right at the exit of the gym.

“hey, hey... it’s okay”

he’d pull you into a hug, holding you close and death-glaring at anyone who stared.

“it’ll be alright, i’m here.”

he’d let you cry out into his chest.

it’s one of his ways of showing that he’s there for you.

ATSUMU MIYA

early morning, rain is falling.

except not outside, it’s falling from your eyes.

tsumu woke up a bit later than you.

he’d pout when he’d notice that you’re not next to him.

after getting dressed and searching the room for you, he’d notice the bathroom door a little open

he wouldn’t go inside though, not to invade privacy.

but he’d notice little sobs escaping your lips once in a while.

after you’re done showering, he’d wait on the bed.

“oh.. uhm, hey” you’d say, trying to hide your red eyes.

“doll, c’mere.” he’d pat his thigh, signaling for you to come and sit.

you’d do as told, and expected to be scolded, because he usually does that as you sit on his lap.

however, this time, he pulled you close and held you tight, placing soft kisses on your head.

“why were you crying alone?”

“you could’ve told me and i would’ve comforted you sooner”

you just sat there, feeling a bit guilty that he wanted to comfort you, but you didn’t let him.

“i’m sorry..” you’d whisper.

“hey, hey, no. it’s okay. i’m sorry you feel like this.”

he’d offer you to go get ice cream, and you’d gladly agree.

BOKUTO KOTARO

as we know, bokuto is a wild man.

but if anything, and i mean ANYTHING, happened to you, he’d become the most protective and angry man out there (and extremely soft to you)

he found you crying in his room, after he came back from practice.

“hey, hey, hey”

he’d quickly drop his stuff and immediately kneel down in front of you.

he’d look at you with a soft expression, placing his hand on your cheek and wiping your tears away.

“what happened? who hurt my baby?”

you’d tell him, but his expression wouldn’t change, it’d even become softer.

“come here, love bug”

he’d pull you in close, mumbling sweet things in your ear in between kisses.

TETSURO KUROO

he had no idea you were crying.

after kenma had come over, they’ve been playing a game together for hours.

only a little while after you left, kenma would ask “where’d y/n go?”

kuroo said that maybe you needed a bathroom break, but after ten minutes of your ‘bathroom break’ kuroo got worried.

“hey, ken, i’ll be right back.”

he’d run to the bathroom looking for you.

after not finding you there, he’d sprint to the bedroom.

“oh my god..”

he’d immediately run to you and pull you into his arms.

“what’s wrong, baby?”

after you tell him, he’d pick you up and carry you back to the living room where kenma was.

“oh, hey y/n” kenma would greet, not even looking up from the game.

kuroo would let you sit on his lap as he plays.

a/n: hope you enjoyed~~ i can’t really find a lot of gender neutral petnames so they might repeat ;-; adios~

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omisbreakfast · 4 years

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i rank every summer outfits from a3! because??

because i can. also fuck you.

the first version of this was deleted by tumblr in my drafts and now i have to re write it entirely and i fucking hate it here... anyways.

i’m biased as fuck

sorry it’s a long post

harugumi :

itaru : yeah no actually it’s pretty fine. ngl itaru is kinda hot when he dress correctly so there’s that. also, he’s often in pink. it suits him, but i don’t like it. still.... cute. but it’s also itaru so not too much praises. 9/10

citron : why.......... the shoes.... what the fuck are those shoes.... where did you even find them..... do you wanna fight or something.... this fills me with rage... you’ve disappointed me, citron... also hate the shirt. 3/10

tsuzuru : casual, soft, classic boy... nothing much to say here. but WHY THE FUCKING HAT??? IT RUINS EVERYTHING...... at least wear it correctly PLEASE. YOU DUMABSS. and the shoes would have been better in another color. i just,,,,, why tsuzuru, why the hat... 4/10

sakuya : i can’t bring myself to say bad things about sakuya. (also the fact that i don’t remember what i wrote before the first version of this post got deleted in my drafts pisses me off) but like,,, he’s cute. i mean it’s a classic outfit. tho the choice of the shirt is questionable as fuck. also HES SO TINY BABY. 6/10

masumi : yeah no actually i like it. i really like the shirt for some reason, it suits him. BUT BUT BUT the pants looks weird as hell LMAO?? like... it makes him looks like a crotch less ken doll??? it’s,,, really weird. also the shoes are.... hmmm.... overall good balance but there’s some weird stuffs going on. 7/10

chikage : garbage boy stink man. fucking looks like a rich white boy coming home from tennis and i fucking hate it here ™ if i’m objective about this it’s actually NOT bad but it loses several points for the sole reason that it’s fucking chikage and i won’t take shit for it. 6/10

natsugumi :

kazunari : why. why do you do this. why. why. how am i supposed to ever learn how to love when you backstab me like this, kaz ? what do we do now ? i trusted you and you betrayed me. i can never find love ever again............ yeah ok. pls let’s skip to the next one.... 2/10 (and two points is because it’s kaz and i just can’t bring myself to truly hate him.)

yuki : it’s not bad but i hate this dress. like. his outfits are usually ok but this? no. YOU LOOK LIKE A GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY, DAMN IT YUKI. are YOU GOING TO CHURCH TO PRAISE THE LORD TODAY TOO? also the colour of it... no. 4/10

tenma : congrats you rich boy you finally have a decent outfit ! though i don’t understand the concept of your zip being infront but ok. bet his stans like it smh. also i like the color of his jacket. very nice. 8/10

muku : baby i love u so much but u look like the pinterest girls who take aesthetic pictures in flowers fields and are smiling like the sun @ the camera.......... which is not per se but it’s a whole vibe. also stop wearing orange. it doesn’t go with your hair well........ ilu cutie. 8/10

misumi : my sweet boy. why are you wearing an hoodie with a jacket. why. it’s summer you idiot. you’ll get overheated. stop. but overall he looks very nice. idk i just think he’s neat......... i. i love u @ misumi. 9/10 (don’t look at me)

kumon : he... he looks like.... a j-j-j*ck..... which he is............... i just........... oh my god. i love kumon but he IS a jock i JUST ???? LALFKGKK. also his fucking shoes makes me lose my mind because this is so fucking bullshit ???? so ugly it hurts my eyes.... he’s lucky he’s a good boy. 4/10

akigumi :

juza : nah he hot as hell in this pass on it. if you’re asking yourself why he looks so good, here’s your answer : his arms. his arms are great. i can excuse his sandales this time cuz IT IS summer but yeah. yeah no he’s cute and- yeah. ok. yeah. hm hm. 9.5/10

taichi : so the thing with taichi is that his style is NOT bad per se but like. he’s a skater boy. so my standards are already very low for him,,,, like no offence i love taichi so much but,,,, that’s how it be.... his shirts are usually so big he looks like a GOD DAMN FLAG i can’t with this. and i don’t like how baggy his pants are but yeah,,,, it’s just a whole look.... anyways................ 6/10

omi : in which yosei boys decided to fucking test my patience by putting on classic, good looking clothes and decided to absolutely ruin my entire hopes and dreams (if i’m being dramatic ? no i am not.) AND their WHOLE outfits adding an useless stupid fucking hat thay doesnt seems even to be worn properly. omi, tsuzuru, you’ll pay for this. 7/10

sakyo : (i’m tired as heck and i almost forgot about sakyo when he’s right in the middle) actually i like this. it’s color coordinated and i think that’s very nice. but i wish his pants would have been a little bit longer. yeah no that’s it for real. also idk what’s about this outfit but he really shows how skinny he really is LMAOOO. shithead sakyo. 8/10

azami : the thing about azami is that usually his upper half is pretty well dressed, or whatever, but when we look at his pants/shoes its where everything goes to shit. Like ???? what the fuck man you could have done so much better if you didn’t decide to put this gigantic pants who looks like you’re gonna fly with it or fucking whatever (i don’t need to make sense i’m TIRED) also his shoes bothers me. can’t believe he’s fucking 15 like shut up. 6/10

banri : ...... *inhales* FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU. fuck you and your ugly ass little hat and your zombie like haircut i. fucking despise you. if he were standing right infront of me, no he wouldn’t be because he would deck him so hard. YOU HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY CLOTHES AND THE TIME TO TRY AND MAKE IT LOOK GOOD ?? SO WHY???? what’s going on in your ugly ass little head bitch. THANK YOU god he isn’t wearing any animal prints in this, thats one thing. imagine this awful outfit with the ugly shoes and stUPID FUCKING HAT that i hate, with a leopard print shirt.... yeah cursed. i know. sorry banri stans i cant hear you over the sound of your man fishing with joe and bertrand on a sunday morning at 6am. 3/10

fuyugumi :

tasuku : ... idk man. he’s just there. why is... his shoes... so flashy........ bruh...... also he looks like a very straight man and idk how to feel about this. we know u gay bitch. 7/10

hisoka : except for the fucking weird ass pants it’s actually ok. he looks.... very comfy. 10/10 would CUDDLE...... pls hisoka.... i’m tired... fluffy boy..... ugh..... i don’t have much to say about this ok he just.... spare some cuddles. 7/10

actually i like it. well. there’s two things that bothers me. GREEN. DOESN’T. SUIT. HIM. PERIOD. if u think otherwise i’m sorry. it’s just awful with his purple hair (or whatever color it is) imo. and the second..... the square should have been a triangle. i won’t take no’s. 8.5/10

tsumugi : ngl tsumugi gives me little lost boy looking for his mommy vibes. at first i thought it was his outfits but no, it’s just his face. and this ? doesn’t make it better. idk how to explain but how he wears his shirt makes it look like he’s floating and it’s kinda cute in a... special way. he’s just a very sweet boy. 7/10

azuma : i can’t bring myself to even say bad things about azuma... it’s physical. i just can’t. i have a theory his power is that strong and therefore i cannot critizice this beauty. he just. is. ya know........ sigh...... 9/10

guy : if he dresses like this, that’s.... that’s not your man, ladies. that’s your loving, hardworking and dedicated husband who just went to pick some flowers in the prairies next to your little farm in the middle of the nowhere but who’s still paradise on earth cuz it’s the two of you and you couldn’t ask for anything more. deadass. fucking peasants. 4/10

#a3!#a3 #and now i’m going to sleep #THE ORIGINAL ONE WAS MUCH FUNNIER OK #also if you’re wondering i care at all about all the mistakes i made.... no. no i don’t #UGH #long post #in which i still think i’m fucking hilarious

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koncreates · 7 years

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I just had a dream where these two... drawing spirits??? Decided I was some sort of "chosen one" or something and gave me this power to where anything I drew would be real and anything I picked up would change size depending on my perspective (holding things close to my eyes would make them big, holding things fat away wiuld make them small) Anyways (this is where the dream starts) i had to go through this house that wad like an banksy statement on art culture and how you have to conform to certain styles and color schemes to be popular and to make money, and hiw it was more important to tell an artist that you liked their work than to give them money (???) And so the main bit wad like you would go through this house in the path it led you on from room to room, but you were seeing through the walls of otger rooms you had already been in and hearing people critically discussing your art. I thought this was a lot of fun until i got upstairs where a record player was skipping and obviously scratched and playing the same line from "It's a Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow" and the decor changed from the "grandma's house old lace" aesthetic to a "old wooden landing area you only see in certain nightmares that you might have lived in" feel. I looked around. (and this was also where the house seemed to stop guiding you because there was like, a room to the right after you came up the stairs, a halleay to the left with a really brightly yellpw lit room to the left of the hallway, and two more staircases to tge right of the hallway with one before and after the room to tge left) There was smeared blood in tge room to the left (the room to tge right was dark and i got a bad vibe so i skipped it) and it was like quardened off by a three foot tall glass wall that you could reach over, and at the end of the hall and the room tgere was this guy who was painting with the blood of his wife and child???? And i just freaked and ran doen the nearest stairway and I KNEW someone was following me. I ended up closing myself in a closet that had suddenly appeared, but I knew whoever was chasing me knew where I was and low and fucking behold this guy ive never seen before sticks his head in the door and is lile "Don't worry, dont be afraid" and I'm like "fuck off??? How am i not gonna be scared rn???" Then another guy who is heavier in stature but looks like the other guy (tbh they were both pretty attractive NGL lmao) shows us and they fling the door open and drag me out and like, they start pushing me by the arms and shoulders back through and up the house and im just mouthing "HELP ME" to anyone who passes by us, but i guess they just thought we were part of the art piece hhhhhhhahaha. Anyway they took me back upstairs and make me look at thus guy who is very obviously a Ken doll and the wife and child are Barbie and Kelly dolls and im like wow thanks brain. The two guys then tell me that i "need to train my skill" or something??? And i guess that was a metaphir for "time for the lucid part if the dream to start" because they shived me in this resident evil lookin fuckin room and told me to stay alive and Im like fUCK YOU GUYS I DONT HAVE WEAPONS (and ill skip the part where i decided to be lucio so i could heal myself but the guys made me stop because i wasnt playing by the rules damn them) so i just have to resort to like, finger guns and telling myself that the melted flesh assholes attacking me were dying. I died (or my "healtg meter"?? ran out??) And dude 1 rushes in and picks me up and looks really worried about me and keeps whidpering things like "just hold on, dont give up just keep struggling and fighting" and i am too weak to really move or talk but you bet im thinking how predictable this was and if this asshole really loved me like he keeps saying then he wouldn't have sent me in with no fucking weapons. Then the dream skips forward to where I'm walking down a highway with grassy hills to eithet side (ya know like any highway inset in the ground in a green area) and a bunch if characters that i appatentky drew are following me and my persina Sylas is there in tge background and tbh i just feel really frustrated and worried for an unknown reason? I walk by a really big crash where a 18 wheeler is fallen on sone dude whi is somehow still alive so i just use persoective and pick up the thing (and give it to a little kid OC lmao) and THEN TWEEDLE DEE AND TWEEDLE DUM FUCKIN ASSHILES FROM THE HOUSE (Note: not actually tweedles dee or dum) show up and keep saying shit like "This is too soon!!" And "we cant let her join the goddess!!!" And so ofc I decide that joining whoever this goddess is sounds like the best course of action. I woke up after that but it was a roller coaster of emotions and the moral of the story is that "Chaos gods/art spirits shouldnt try to force me into plot corners in my dreams or I'll god mode through the floor and clip into the final level)

#kizza speaks #it was a lot of fun tbh

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photolover82 · 4 years

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The Masked Singer Season 3 Episode 10: It’s Super 9 Time! (April Fools Episode Commentary and Guesses)

Hi my fellow Masked Singer peeps! It’s finally Super 9 time! Nick Cannon has been talking about this for forever and everyone wants to be here... so here we are! Half of the contestants are gone and now we have 9 left (well after this post it’s 8, but you get the picture). So, since I have so many to cover (9 is way harder than 5 or 6 when it comes to detail), I am going to follow a tighter format with me only mentioning the Super Clue and April Fool’s clue after the performance. I will also mention judges’ guesses just bc most of my guesses haven’t changed (except 1, you’ll see). Ok, so let’s get started...

Disclaimer: There will be a ton of spoilers so don’t read if you haven’t caught up on the show. Don’t tell me I didn’t warn you.

So, how the Super 9 works was that each group (A,B, and C) performs and of the 3 contestants, the ones who were in the bottom 3 were: White Tiger for Group A, Banana for Group B, and Rhino for Group C.

Of those bottom 3, the one with the least votes who went home/got unmasked was:

*DRUMROLL PLEASE*

White Tiger

Ya, so is anyone really surprised at this point? His performance was um, ya, um... let’s just say my thought after watching was wtf man. I was a bit uncomfortable and hoping for it to end. He sang “I’m too Sexy” by Right Said Fred and let’s just say it was the strangest (and not in a good way) performance I have ever seen. Having said that, I have known for weeks who he is....

So White Tiger was revealed to be...

ROB GRONKOWSKI (AKA GRONK)

Super Clue: He was doing the floss dance and shooting a basketball while saying “Swish Swish.” Gronk appeared in Katy Perry’s Swish Swish music video, which also featured the Backpack Kid who popularized the floss dance. April Fools Clue: “I’m just not bronze, I’m brains. I even wrote a best selling book.” Gronk wrote a book called “It’s Good to be Gronk.”

Judges’ Guesses:

Jenny and Robin: Rob Gronkowski (they were right yay, thank God, finally the judges got it... well at least some of them)

Ken: J.J. Watt (sigh... Ken is always wrong... not shocked)

Nichole: Joe Maginello/John Cena (both wrong... sigh... Nichole is turning into Ken with the terrible guesses)

Alrighty, now that we are done with that, let’s talk about the remaining 8 contestants in the order they performed:

1. Turtle

Performance: Omg you guys know how in love I am with the Turtle and I was so happy and excited to see him perform once more, I really want him to win. In this performance, he sang Higher Love by Steve Winwood. I honestly loved it, it was amazing! He looked so cool and effortless maneuvering the stage. Also, it showed a lot of his vocal potential and I want to see more of what he can do with his falsetto and hitting the high notes, because he just gets better and better. Can’t you tell I just love him?

Anyways, having said that, my guess still stands as:

JESSE MCCARTNEY

Super Clue: Shown was a comic book titled “The Amazing Adventures of Shellboy” and it was priced at $10.13. He voices Robin in the animated series based on the comic book “Young Justice,” and it aired from 2010-2013, but it got renewed again in 2019.

April Fools Clue: “I am not just known for one thing.” This one is too easy, he is not just a musician but is also an actor in various roles in both film and TV.

Judges’ Guesses:

Robin: Drew Lachey (ya, wtf, no)

Ken: Brian Littrell (again, no... too simple to go the boy band route)

Nichole: Nick Lachey (ok, Nichole, that was just lazy, going off of Robin and picking the sibling, again I say wtf no)

Jenny: Chris Evans (woah, that one was way off of left field Jenny, almost a Ken guess)

2. Kangaroo

Performance: Ok, she isn’t my favorite ngl, but I can’t deny she is really good in terms of voice. However, this performance was not her best. Her voice was pretty shaky. The song, which was Not Ready to Make Nice by the Dixie Chicks, didn’t really show her entire vocal range I feel, but honestly if it is who I think it is, that’s a low key shady song choice, but I get the shade so I'm not mad.

The person that I am referring to as my guess is:

JORDYN WOODS

Super Clue: Inflatable Kangaroo came out of her pouch and she said “alright dolls” = the inflatable kangaroo could be a reference to her younger sister who she refers to as her “mini-me” and the dolls reference is when she played a doll in Justin Roberts’s music video

April Fools Clue: “I may be a kangaroo but I have never lived in Australia.” yup, self explanatory, the girl ain’t from Australia, and has never lived there.

Judges’ Guesses:

Jenny: Amber Rose (holy crap, that was painfully close, especially with the Kardashian drama and connection she mentioned as her reasoning for her guess)

Nichole: Leann Rimes (yikes, another really bad guess)

Robin: India Arie (idk who she is, but seems like an ok guess)

3. Kitty

Performance: Ok, ok, this is the one that I changed my mind about and it was such a hard pill to swallow to suck it up and say I am wrong and the Internet is right about this one. Every time I put my old guess on YT, (Lucy Hale) I always get “NO, IT’S *insert person I am about to mention in a moment*” and a bunch of people trying to convince me and I finally caved and agreed but that was because of one specific clue in particular, but we will get into that later. Her performance of Celine Dion’s “It's all coming back to me now” was so powerful and strong as are every Celine Dion song ever but to me it was her best performance to date and now I am clear on this new guess...

The new guess I have for Kitty that the Internet has nagged me about is:

JACKIE EVANCHO (she’s from AGT, she sang opera as a like 7-year-old, well that’s how I remember her)

Super Clue: The Tree from Season 2 and her saying “Christmas is the most wonderful time of year” = she has 3 Christmas albums

April Fools Clue: “I wasn’t dreaming when Robert Redford helped me get my first role.” = he got her the role in The Company You Keep when she was 12 years old.

Judges’ Guesses:

Robin: Emma Roberts (no... that doesn’t sound like Emma’s voice)

Jenny: Vanessa Hudgens (Vanessa can’t sing like that either)

Nichole: Nichole Richie (Really? Ya, I don’t think so.)

Ken: Avril Lavigne (You’re kidding, right?)

4. Banana

Performance: Ok, so this performance was much different from his previous ones. I feel like he is starting to show more of his true self and not hiding his voice as much. With the song “Sweet Home Alabama” by Lynyrd Skynyrd, he showed more rasp in his voice than he did before which kind of made it more obvious to who it could be.

That ever so obvious guess for Banana is...

BRET MICHAELS

Super Clue: A mullet was shown and Bret Michaels isn’t a stranger to the mullet, it’s a signature to his image

April Fools Clue: “Blue collar means many things. I’m a funny guy, but not stand-up funny.” Ya, easy again, Bret Michaels is the lead singer of Poison and he does have a sense of humor, but he isn’t a comedian nor has he done stand-up at all.

Judges’ Guesses:

Ken & Nichole: Brad Paisley (not their worst guess, but it’s too country of a singer... Banana fuses the country with a bit of rock)

Jenny: Bret Michaels (she’s getting it... yay Jenny is catching on)

Robin: Billy Ray Cyrus (see, this would have been a good guess, if he hadn’t have sung a Billy Ray Cyrus song in a previous round)

5. Frog

Performance: He sang “Jump” by Kris Kross and again he isn’t my favorite but he is pretty entertaining. For some reason, he is my mom and my friend’s favorite, which I don’t get. Whatever, anyways, this performance was fun and energetic and he is a great rapper/dancer what can I say? I feel the same way about him as I did about Kangaroo. Anyways, he is to easy to figure out...

My guess for Frog is still...

BOW WOW (aka Chad Moss)

Super Clue: Knight Armor= he was in a movie where he was a basketball player for the LA Knights

April Fools Clue: “I am actually not a trained dancer at all.” = ya, duh, he’s never been known for being one either.

Judges’ Guesses:

Ken: Sisqo (what? just because of one irrelevant clue, you choose that Ken... le sigh)

Jenny: Lil Romeo (meh... I guess that’s kinda close but no)

Robin: Omarion (again, like Jenny’s guess... kinda close but not there yet)

6. Night Angel

Performance: With her performance of Rise Up by Andrea Day (which is A+ song choice), she proves that she is one of the strongest vocally in the competition. However, that's it, she doesn't dance or entertain as much as some of the other contestants do. Nevertheless, she has an insane vocal range and I still am sticking with my gut on this one...

I am convinced Night Angel is....

Kandi Burruss

Super Clue: Tricycle= reference to either her 3 kids or her high school, Tri-Cities High School (or both who knows?)

April Fools Clue: “I am not just a voice, I am a mogul.” yup, self-explanatory, this lady does it all. She has a restaurant, a makeup line, a line of adult toys (let’s say that to keep it clean and PG) and has done multiple spin-offs of RHOA following her life, so mogul indeed.

Judges’ Guesses:

Ken: Tiesha Campbell (not the worst guess from Ken but still it’s a no from me)

Jenny: Brandi (idk man.... idk who that is)

Robin: Tamar Braxton (omg so close yet so far)

7. Rhino

Performance: Ok, so he was trying to be upbeat with What a Man Gotta Do by Jonas Brothers and I appreciate the effort, it wasn’t bad by any means. He does have a fantastic voice, but this was not his strongest performance. He did do a little dance move there and it was kind of everything ngl, but his strength is ballads. They just fit his tone so much better, but having said that, he took me a while to figure out but I feel good about my guess...

I feel like the Rhino is...

BARRY ZITO

Super Clue: A Slot Machine= he was born in Las Vegas (and he also got a baseball move called the three-quarter slot or something like that but I don't know sports so I am not good at these kind of things)

April Fools Clue: “I am not nearly as tall as you think I am.” The Rhino mask is as tall as White Tiger (Gronk is 6 feet 6 inches for comparison) but the mask adds more height to Barry Zito, who is only 6′ 2″

Judges’ Guesses:

Nichole: Vince Gill (meh... that’s a pretty ok guess but ya not there yet)

Jenny: Derek Jeter (what?! I get baseball referencing but he can’t sing, he has no albums, come on Jenny do better)

Robin: Duff McKavin from Guns N’ Roses (pretty ok of a guess too, but think less rock, more country... this would have been a more suitable guess for Banana)

8. Astronaut

Performance: Last but not least, another favorite of mine, we are starting off with a favorite and ending with another one. He freaking Rick rolled everyone (Google it if you don’t get the whole Rick Roll thing.. too long of a post to explain) with “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Ashely, but it was the best Rick Roll ever like I can listen to his voice sing anything (objectively it’s a pretty darn good song if you remove the meme aspect to it). Damn, bro, like his falsetto in the song was amazing. Like I said for Turtle, I wanna see more of his range. Also, like he freaking spoke in his performance unfiltered voice and everything and it was so obvious who it is like how are the judges not getting this?

The lovely guy I think the Astronaut is (yes I have a soft spot for the Astronaut, don’t make fun of me)...

Hunter Hayes (and mind you, I also have a soft spot for him too)

Super Clue: Holding a record with a world on it breaking (breaking a world record)= we already spoke about this earlier but refresher this guy right here Mr. Hunter Hayes, ya him, broke the Guinness World Record for playing the most shows in most cities in 24 hours, with 10 being the number of cities he played

April Fools Clue: “I’ve never had traditional voice training” = easy, Hunter has said this in many interviews in the past and recently had issues with his voice so he got a vocal coach to fix it

Judges’ Guesses:

Ken: JC Chasez from NSYNC (really Ken? Boy Bands again? Are you really that basic and that clueless?)

Jenny: David Archuleta (not bad of a guess, pretty ok, but the voices don’t really match up)

Nichole: Ryan Tedder (again, not bad, but it is too obvious that it is like mind blowing they aren’t getting it)

Ok, so ya wow that was a lot! I did it tho! This was my recap, sorry for the length, but I hope you enjoyed. See you in the next one! So excited to see what they will be doing next!

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