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#new meme format since ig this hellsite hates me
raysources ยท 8 months
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๐๐‘๐„๐“๐“๐˜ ๐–๐Ž๐Œ๐€๐ ย ๐’๐„๐๐“๐„๐๐‚๐„ ย ๐’๐“๐€๐‘๐“๐„๐‘๐’ ย  ย  โ€” ย  ย  a collection of one - liners taken from the 1990 film, pretty woman. ย  slightly edited for clarity. ย  change pronouns as necessary. ย 
' no matter what they say, it's all about money. '
' i have my own life too, you know. '
' i love this car. '
' hey, what's your dream? '
' i needed a little pick - me - up. '
' you know, you're really becoming a grouch. '
' i can do anything i want to baby. i ain't lost. '
' how is it you know so little about cars? '
' you know your foot's as big as your arm from your elbow to your wrist? '
' [ name ] ! that's my favorite name in the whole world! '
' i hadn't exactly planned this. '
' i would say i was, uh, a kind of "fly by the seat of my pants" person. '
' what makes you think i'm a lawyer? '
' so, do you have a wife? girlfriend? '
' i'm a sure thing, okay? '
' to tell you the truth, i don't feel like being alone tonight. '
' it's just that very few people surprise me. '
' i'm high on life, can't you tell? '
' you must be really smart, huh? '
' would you consider spending the week with me?
' i'm gonna treat you so nice you're never gonna wanna let me go. '
' it's very expensive. '
' i have all this money now and no dress! '
' who is this girl you're going with? '
' this isn't a date, it's business. '
' i told you not to pick up the phone. '
' then stop calling me! '
' stop fidgeting. '
' you are going to be a very rich man. '
' he's not quite the bastard everyone says he is. '
' the business was good, i think. '
' you're making me very nervous. '
' no kissing. it's too personal. '
' let's watch old movies all night. we'll just veg out in front of the tv. '
' i only play for strangers. '
' they were mean to me. '
' just how obscene an amount of money were you talking about? just profane or really offensive? '
' i like him so much! '
' big mistake. huge! '
' it cost me thousands of dollars in therapy to say that sentence: i was very angry with him. '
' hello, my name is [ name ]. i'm very angry with my father. '
' you look great. you're gonna have a wonderful time. '
' [ name ] is our most eligible bachelor. everybody is trying to land him. '
' i'm not trying to land him. i'm just using him for sex. '
' asshole! there's a word. '
' i'm not some little toy! '
' people put you down enough, you start to believe it. '
' if i forget to tell you later, i had a really good time tonight. '
' why don't you not go into work tomorrow? take the day off. '
' i love you. '
' i'd really like to see you again. '
' [ name ], what is it you want? '
' you fell in love with him. '
' i find this hard to say without sounding condescending, but ... i'm proud of you. '
' i think you broke my nose. '
' what are you gonna do? you donna beat up everybody? '
' i want the fairy tale. '
' you think i got potential? '
' it must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful. '
' you gotta have a goal, do you have a goal? '
' so what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her? '
' she rescues him right back. '
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