𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐋 𝐎𝐅 𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the soundtrack of the 2015 broadway musical, school of rock. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
just wait and see!
let 'em laugh.
i know my time is comin'.
no one'll call me a loser again!
try to walk as if you're going somewhere.
the pressure's on for you and me.
don't, and it will mean i go ballistic.
good luck, have fun!
just like the good old days!
you've always been a dreamer.
give up your dreams.
your dreams are lame and weak.
we ought to cut the bull and just get real.
give up your dreams, and get a freakin' job.
join the grown - up world like us.
quickly, don't let anybody see you!
how come you never told me you could play music?
you ever play electric guitar?
let's waste that time together, shall we?
you're in the band!
don't forget to emote!
i only play classical.
that's good. for my grandma. who's, uh, dead.
i still don't have a job.
is that something you could swing?
i'm putting you in charge of the whole damn thing!
i pledge allegiance to the band.
if you're in raise your hand!
you never let me get in a word.
no matter what it is that i do, it's like i just can't seem to get through.
i've got so much to say.
still, you never listen.
can't you see i'm hurting?
i promise, one day i'll make you hear.
i'm not the kid you want me to be.
you just don't wanna see the real me.
you just keep shutting me out.
i'm not gonna beg you — you'll never see a tear.
the legend of the rent was way past due.
how can you kick me out of what is mine?
you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.
what it all can mean is quite confounding.
the children all like him more than us.
who knows what he does but god, it works!
maybe we too could do some good.
there's been one solution since the world began : don't just sit and take it, stick it to the man!
get all of your aggression out.
stick it to the man!
go off the script, do what you like.
they hate it, they can take a hike.
why live your life to someone else's plan?
crank the amps to 17!
don't just sit and take it, stick it to the man!
show 'em what rebellion means!
why march to someone else's caravan?
there's no way you can stop the school of rock!
i'm in charge!
go punk, or start packing.
it's time to play!
come on, this isn't hard!
make sure he remembers, or i'm breaking both your necks.
we don't have time to waste while you try to find some taste!
i can still remember how the music used to be.
where do last year's one - hit - wonders go to?
what happened to the girl i was?
guess the songs kept playing, but i didn't stop to hear.
where's the joy i used to know, way back when?
sorry for the outburst.
let's keep this our secret, who'd believe it anyway?
thanks for the reminder that there's music in me yet.
if you flip the record and start over, does it sound the way it did before?
he can barely read!
i promise you, i can read!
we're gonna sue!
his ass belongs in jail!
i'm a loser, okay?
i used you.
worst of all, i wasted your time.
i thought nobody could, but you, you understood.
you raised my voice up, taught me not to fear.
i've learned who i am because you're here.
school won't be the same without you here.
now that i've found you, you can't just disappear.
you've taught me so much since you've been here.
two and two make five!
rock got no reason, rock got no rhyme.
i've been biting my tongue too many times.
today's assignment : kick some ass!
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𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 2020 film, freaky. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. tw : nsfw language, violence.
don't underestimate a straight white man's propensity for violence.
what will this year's story be?
not with that attitude.
it's a vagina, not an all - night drive - through.
do you have a date for homecoming tomorrow?
it's just a stupid dance.
this is your chance to land that plane.
you're a fucking piece, girl.
you can't keep living your life for someone else.
you've got to start doing things for you.
i don't want you to wake up one morning and realize your whole life passed you by 'cause you were busy being everything to everyone but you.
always set your watch five minutes ahead.
oh my god, it's a slaughterhouse!
i want to feel like a teenage girl.
i'll suck your dick!
you're like a little ninja.
i'm like, the most trustworthy person.
i am so sick of your constant need for attention.
maybe we let her be weird for a day.
we are so dead!
i need a friend right now, and you're smashing the shit out of me.
this is like a floppy anteater.
nobody pays attention in that class.
boys are so gross.
you like being scared?
i'll make you wish your buggy, wormy, stupid face was never born.
he's like a wolf in sheep's clothing.
that's what you get for fucking with me, missy.
i could go to prison!
i happen to be a professional at helping men pick out polos.
everybody needs a second opinion.
i didn't mean to share all that with you.
i lost somebody, too.
you're so easy to talk to.
i think we have a connection, and i would like to know if maybe you would like to grab a coffee with me sometime.
i would love to do more than a coffee.
a coffee wouldn't be enough for us.
you know i hate sports.
how do killers do this?
if we get recognized, we're screwed.
your touch makes this pussy drier than sandpaper.
i can't wait to kill you.
she fucking wants me.
have you ever seen me dressed like that?
i'm gonna freak out, okay?
you sad fucking cunt.
you pathetic coward.
it does feel kind of good to ... just feel strong for once.
strength doesn't come from size.
you are a lot stronger than you think.
isn't role - playing ... a sex game?
i didn't want to tell you until i was ready, but ... i'm straight.
[ name ] , you are many things, but straight isn't one of them.
i've liked you since day one.
how weird is it that i kind of feel like kissing your right now?
you're still [ name ] to me.
i'm not going anywhere.
you think you're this hot shit now, huh?
you tell anybody, i'll fucking kill you.
i hate sports.
you're my daughter. nothing will ever change that.
you got what you wanted, right?
why aren't you happy?
little girls shouldn't play with guns.
i understand why you feel so weak.
having balls sucks.
i am a fucking piece.
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𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐘 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 1990 film, pretty woman. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
' no matter what they say, it's all about money. '
' i have my own life too, you know. '
' i love this car. '
' hey, what's your dream? '
' i needed a little pick - me - up. '
' you know, you're really becoming a grouch. '
' i can do anything i want to baby. i ain't lost. '
' how is it you know so little about cars? '
' you know your foot's as big as your arm from your elbow to your wrist? '
' [ name ] ! that's my favorite name in the whole world! '
' i hadn't exactly planned this. '
' i would say i was, uh, a kind of "fly by the seat of my pants" person. '
' what makes you think i'm a lawyer? '
' so, do you have a wife? girlfriend? '
' i'm a sure thing, okay? '
' to tell you the truth, i don't feel like being alone tonight. '
' it's just that very few people surprise me. '
' i'm high on life, can't you tell? '
' you must be really smart, huh? '
' would you consider spending the week with me?
' i'm gonna treat you so nice you're never gonna wanna let me go. '
' it's very expensive. '
' i have all this money now and no dress! '
' who is this girl you're going with? '
' this isn't a date, it's business. '
' i told you not to pick up the phone. '
' then stop calling me! '
' stop fidgeting. '
' you are going to be a very rich man. '
' he's not quite the bastard everyone says he is. '
' the business was good, i think. '
' you're making me very nervous. '
' no kissing. it's too personal. '
' let's watch old movies all night. we'll just veg out in front of the tv. '
' i only play for strangers. '
' they were mean to me. '
' just how obscene an amount of money were you talking about? just profane or really offensive? '
' i like him so much! '
' big mistake. huge! '
' it cost me thousands of dollars in therapy to say that sentence: i was very angry with him. '
' hello, my name is [ name ]. i'm very angry with my father. '
' you look great. you're gonna have a wonderful time. '
' [ name ] is our most eligible bachelor. everybody is trying to land him. '
' i'm not trying to land him. i'm just using him for sex. '
' asshole! there's a word. '
' i'm not some little toy! '
' people put you down enough, you start to believe it. '
' if i forget to tell you later, i had a really good time tonight. '
' why don't you not go into work tomorrow? take the day off. '
' i love you. '
' i'd really like to see you again. '
' [ name ], what is it you want? '
' you fell in love with him. '
' i find this hard to say without sounding condescending, but ... i'm proud of you. '
' i think you broke my nose. '
' what are you gonna do? you donna beat up everybody? '
' i want the fairy tale. '
' you think i got potential? '
' it must be difficult to let go of something so beautiful. '
' you gotta have a goal, do you have a goal? '
' so what happened after he climbed up the tower and rescued her? '
' she rescues him right back. '
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𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 2016 musical, waitress. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. TRIGGER WARNINGS FOR : pregnancy, abuse, adultery.
❛ i feel more than words can say . ❜
❛ what a mess i’m making . ❜
❛ i don’t know what i wish i had . ❜
❛ i wouldn’t call this place a happy end . ❜
❛ sometimes home is where you’re ass ends up . ❜
❛ i like the way most of the days look exactly the same . ❜
❛ we can only do the best that we can . ❜
❛ some things never change . ❜
❛ we’ll keep our focus on the negative ! ❜
❛ funny how one night can ruin your whole life . ❜
❛ i thought you don’t sleep with your husband much anymore ? ❜
❛ i do stupid things when i drink . ❜
❛ every door we ever made , we never once walked out . ❜
❛ i'll show them all how goddamn happy i am ! ❜
❛ welcome to club knocked up ! ❜
❛ i don’t like guessing games . ❜
❛ i don’t like when i feel things when i don’t know the feeling . ❜
❛ what if when he sees me , what if he doesn’t like it ? ❜
❛ what if i give myself away to only get it given back ? ❜
❛ even worse , he could be very nice , have lovely eyes , and make me laugh , come out of hiding . what do i do with that ? ❜
❛ what if when he sees me , i like him and he knows it ? ❜
❛ what if he opens up a door and i can’t close it ? ❜
❛ i'm scared of breaking open ❜
❛ nobody ever really notices me that way . ❜
❛ it only takes a taste , when it’s something special . ❜
❛ sometimes one bite is more than enough to know you want more of the thing you just got a taste of . ❜
❛ 'til the sun don’t shine , you will still be mine . ❜
❛ a dream is a soft place to land . ❜
❛ i love you means you’re never ever ever gettin’ rid of me ! ❜
❛ it’s a bad idea , me and you . ❜
❛ you have a wife . ❜
❛ you have a husband . ❜
❛ let’s just keep kissin’ ‘till we come to . ❜
❛ making mistakes like this will make worse what was already pretty bad . ❜
❛ it’s time we just let this thing go . ❜
❛ i know it’s right for me . ❜
❛ it’s the only thing i’ve ever done . ❜
❛ what if i never see myself be anything more than i’ve already become ? ❜
❛ this secret is safe , no reason to throw it away when there’s love to be had . ❜
❛ it’s a pretty good bad idea , me and you . ❜
❛ you’re no better than me . ❜
❛ my head won’t be hung in shame . ❜
❛ it’s finally something to feel . ❜
❛ we’re all just looking for a little less crazy . ❜
❛ i’m sick of the way i’ve been waiting to break free . ❜
❛ a good mistake needed making . ❜
❛ we can’t come back from this . ❜
❛ it feels so good to be bad . ❜
❛ i don’t feel much fire at all these days . ❜
❛ come out of hiding i’m right there beside you . ❜
❛ for the first time , i think i’d consider the stay . ❜
❛ you matter to me . ❜
❛ you matter to me , i promise you do . ❜
❛ i am in love , and i don’t care who knows it ! ❜
❛ my mistakes have made me . ❜
❛ i believe there’s something in you , something good is tryin’ to break through . ❜
❛ i believe there’s something in you , something you should be seein’ too . ❜
❛ bet it all on yourself at least one time . ❜
❛ most days i don’t recognize me . ❜
❛ i’m not anything like i used to be . ❜
❛ i was never attention’s sweet center . ❜
❛ she is gone , but she used to be mine . ❜
❛ i am changed , i am a mother . ❜
❛ it doesn’t matter , now you’re here . ❜
❛ isn’t it amazing what comes our way ? ❜
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𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐏 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 1982 musical, little shop of horrors. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
❛ what a creepy thing to be happening ! ❜
❛ stop right where you are . ❜
❛ i keep asking god what i’m for . ❜
❛ depression’s just status quo . ❜
❛ show me a way to get outta here . ❜
❛ someone gimme my shot or i’ll rot here ! ❜
❛ you’ve given me nothing but heartache and hurt . ❜
❛ what do you want from me, blood ? ❜
❛ you’re not happy unless i open a vein . ❜
❛ do you mind if i call you a genius ? ❜
❛ don’t it go to show ya never know ? ❜
❛ i know [ name ] is the greatest . ❜
❛ well , if not , he’s got inner beauty . ❜
❛ i dream of a place where we can be together at last . ❜
❛ it’s just a little daydream of mine. ❜
❛ i’m his december bride . ❜
❛ he’s father , he knows best . ❜
❛ i dream we’ll go somewhere that’s green . ❜
❛ we’re closed for renovation today ! ❜
❛ fortune has been smiling . ❜
❛ you’ve been getting hurt so much lately . ❜
❛ you have a talent for causing things pain . ❜
❛ your temperament’s wrong for the priesthood . ❜
❛ i enjoy the career that i picked ! ❜
❛ i get off on the pain i inflict ! ❜
❛ i know that my mama’s proud of me ! ❜
❛ i want to be your dad . ❜
❛ i'll gladly treat you like my own flesh and blood . ❜
❛ lady luck came and found me ! ❜
❛ i'll make it worth your while . ❜
❛ a lot of folks deserve to die . ❜
❛ you didn’t have nothin’ until you met me . ❜
❛ there must be someone you can eighty - six real quiet - like . ❜
❛ the guy sure looks like plant food to me ! ❜
❛ any moment i could die . ❜
❛ i’m not immortal . ❜
❛ it really is a rotten way to go . ❜
❛ what we have here is an ethical dilemma . ❜
❛ i laughed myself to death ! ❜
❛ call back in the morning , will you ? ❜
❛ i know things were bad , but now they’re okay . ❜
❛ you don’t need no makeup . ❜
❛ you don’t have to pretend . ❜
❛ nobody ever treated me kindly . ❜
❛ i’d meet a man , and i’d follow him blindly . ❜
❛ tell me this feeling lasts 'til forever . ❜
❛ tell me the bad times are clean washed away . ❜
❛ please understand that it’s still strange and frightening . ❜
❛ he knows just what you’ve done . ❜
❛ when he’s gone the world will be yours . ❜
❛ tell me , darling , what’s going on ? ❜
❛ she might not love me anymore . ❜
❛ you’re looking cute as can be . ❜
❛ please , please don’t die . ❜
❛ i’m feeling strangely happy now . ❜
❛ you’re a monster and so am i ! ❜
❛ give up , small fry ! ❜
❛ don’t feed the plants . ❜
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𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐘𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from various songs on one of my ships’ playlists. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
❛ to tell you is too scary , so i’ll just say something else . ❜
❛ what the hell do i have to lose ? ❜
❛ i wanna get stuck in your head . ❜
❛ i think that i should probably tell you this in case there is an accident and i never see you again . ❜
❛ maybe i won’t ever say what’s in my head . ❜
❛ am i pretty now ? ❜
❛ am i pretty enough to lie to ? ❜
❛ say my name like a slur , but i’ve been called worse . ❜
❛ am i pretty enough to love back ? ❜
❛ maybe i’m in love . ❜
❛ oh my god , if i tell him , he’ll tell her , and then she will know i like her . ❜
❛ i don’t think that i can take this heartbreak any longer . ❜
❛ i will not hold it in . ❜
❛ you never even knew about the heartache i was going through . ❜
❛ we could be happy , can’t you see ? ❜
❛ you’re not a monster , just a human . ❜
❛ you’re not gruesome , just human , and you made a few mistakes . ❜
❛ i am broken down in shame . ❜
❛ i believe that you will see a better day . ❜
❛ i don’t wanna know i’m not capable of coming out alive . ❜
❛ i mean every word i say . ❜
❛ you love me , but you don’t know it yet . ❜
❛ everything is just an accident . ❜
❛ if i never laid eyes on you , would i feel something missing ? ❜
❛ if you never laid eyes on me , would you know something’s gone ? ❜
❛ let’s just live in the afterglow . ❜
❛ ever think , what if we never met ? ❜
❛ i was always alone until you came along . ❜
❛ i think i like you maybe more than i should . ❜
❛ with you , i just can’t shut up . ❜
❛ you are my favorite drug . ❜
❛ you’re perfect in the way that you are . ❜
❛ compassion always set you apart . ❜
❛ you are worth the trouble to keep . ❜
❛ you and i will always belong . ❜
❛ she doesn’t get your humor like i do . ❜
❛ she’ll never know your story like i do . ❜
❛ what you’re looking for has been here the whole time . ❜
❛ you belong with me . ❜
❛ i can’t help thinking this is how it ought to be . ❜
❛ you’ve got a smile that can light up this whole town . ❜
❛ have you ever thought just maybe , you belong with me ? ❜
❛ do you feel like me ? ❜
❛ how are your lungs ? are they in pain ? ❜
❛ would you be so kind as to fall in love with me ? ❜
❛ i know you know that i like you . ❜
❛ i like you , but that’s not enough . ❜
❛ let’s swap chests today . ❜
❛ please fall in love with me . ❜
❛ will i ever learn ? ❜
❛ how can i resist ya ? ❜
❛ why did i ever let you go ? ❜
❛ you know that i’m not that strong . ❜
❛ goodbye doesn’t mean forever . ❜
❛ i like you but not that way . ❜
❛ i just think that you’re cute . ❜
❛ on you , i have been sold . ❜
❛ you made my life happy once again . ❜
❛ it’s you i wanna be around . ❜
❛ i’ve been waiting for a pretty face to walk right through the door , but now i’ve found : you came in through the window . ❜
❛ you’re the person that i love to see . ❜
❛ it’s always sunny with you . ❜
❛ i’ve been waiting for a girl like you for a while . ❜
❛ you’re the only thing that’s making me smile . ❜
❛ i know that he loves me . ❜
❛ he’s no romeo . ❜
❛ pull yourself together . ❜
❛ after you leave , i’ll be so alright it’s true . ❜
❛ how could i ever be so dumb to believe i’d be the one you would adore ? ❜
❛ i wanna be with you . ❜
❛ i wanna be with you all the time . ❜
❛ i wanna be loved by you every night . ❜
❛ i guess god wants us apart for heaven’s sake . ❜
❛ show me all the dark parts of your mind . ❜
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𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 2000 horror film, final destination. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
❛ got your whole life ahead of you . ❜
❛ i'll miss you guys . ❜
❛ i didn’t think anything could look worse than my yearbook picture . ❜
❛ death is not the end . ❜
❛ you really thought you were gonna titty fuck ‘em over greenland or something? ❜
❛ fuck you ! i’ll remove myself ! ❜
❛ you know the whole french thing . ❜
❛ talk to me . tell me what happened . ❜
❛ been on a lot of planes that blew up ? ❜
❛ the only trip you’re taking is to the fucking hospital ! ❜
❛ there they go , here we stay . ❜
❛ you’re looking at me as if i caused this . i didn’t cause this . ❜
❛ are there any survivors ? ❜
❛ i saw and i heard [ name ] . . . and i believed him . ❜
❛ all i owe these people is to live my life to the fullest. ❜
❛ i control my life , not you . ❜
❛ i’m never going to die . ❜
❛ young man , you’re going to die at a very young age . ❜
❛ don’t talk to me . you scare the hell out of me . ❜
❛ i miss you , you know? ❜
❛ because of you , i’m still alive . ❜
❛ i've never dealt with death before . ❜
❛ i wish i could see him one last time . ❜
❛ gives me a rush , doing something i’m not supposed to . ❜
❛ you’ll wake the dead . ❜
❛ in death , there are no accidents . no coincidences , no mishaps , and no escapes . ❜
❛ if you figure out the design , can you cheat death ? ❜
❛ you can find death omens anywhere you want to . ❜
❛ they died , and we lived . get over it . ❜
❛ if you want to waste your life , then you can just drop fucking dead . ❜
❛ i'm concerned about you . ❜
❛ i’m hoping a change will help . ❜
❛ don’t take this the wrong way . . . but sometimes you give me the creeps . ❜
❛ if you say another word , i’ll fucking kill you . ❜
❛ fuck death ! ❜
❛ i fucking hated french class ! ❜
❛ i control my life . i control my death . ❜
❛ you don’t have to prove how big your balls are ! ❜
❛ put your hands back on the wheel ! ❜
❛ you’re the devil ! ❜
❛ are you god now ? ❜
❛ god’s not afraid to die . ❜
❛ gods don’t die . we do ! ❜
❛ i can only hold on for so long . ❜
❛ i’ll always be with you . ❜
❛ we finally completed a puzzle . ❜
❛ i am the safest fuck in the world . ❜
❛ so who’s next ? ❜
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𝐌𝐑. 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 2015 romantic - action - comedy, mr. right. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
❛ my name is [ name ] and i’m a t. rex ! ❜
❛ i just need validation all the time . it’s pathetic . ❜
❛ murder’s wrong , [ name ] . ❜
❛ i have only been drinking for two days . ❜
❛ this would’ve been such a nice wedding . ❜
❛ well , that was fun . . . ish . ❜
❛ what if that was a bullet ? i’m training you . you’re welcome . ❜
❛ i'm the fucking man right now ! ❜
❛ failure will not be tolerated . ❜
❛ this cat is my soul . ❜
❛ this is a lot of condoms . ❜
❛ do you wanna go on a date ? do you wanna get out of here and then go on a date ? ❜
❛ i think you’re beautiful . ❜
❛ every time i get dressed , i have to confront , like , what does this say about me ? ❜
❛ it’s not a secret you’re an asshole . ❜
❛ that’s too bad , because i’m a fascinating and complex person . ❜
❛ i kill people , but not so much anymore . ❜
❛ i think my problem is that i have to be the best ever at everything that i do . ❜
❛ you’re the corniest person i’ve ever met . ❜
❛ i still want you to stay if you wanna stay though . ❜
❛ if i’m being jumpy , i’m just a little nervous . i think i like you . ❜
❛ you make big calls and you got big balls . ❜
❛ i’m in love . ❜
❛ we slept together . we didn’t have sex . ❜
❛ you’re gonna just have to start recognizing these red flags . ❜
❛ i think you may be having an early midlife crisis . ❜
❛ it’s my sort - of dream to eventually be the old lady in the neighborhood . ❜
❛ why’d you have to go and threaten her ? ❜
❛ you could’ve gotten blood on me ! ❜
❛ i don’t really like my name . i just kind of . . . hate it . ❜
❛ i thought you were gonna catch it . ❜
❛ i wanted you to catch the knife . ❜
❛ and also , i want you . i mean , really . i really do . ❜
❛ i don’t remember what my life was like before i met you . ❜
❛ he just fucking killed the wrong guy . ❜
❛ are you upset ‘cause i killed that guy ? ❜
❛ how i feel about that guy has nothing to do with how i feel about you . ❜
❛ i don’t think before i act sometimes , but i’m not a bad person . ❜
❛ you think bad people have the capacity to . . . love and stuff ? ❜
❛ i just wanna talk to you , that’s all . ❜
❛ he dances in , and he dances out . ❜
❛ i need to see you , and i’m . . . i’m coming over , okay ? ❜
❛ you’re the one person he’s had any meaningful interaction with that didn’t end in a bullet . ❜
❛ he’s just taking a nap , i can see him breathing . ❜
❛ i never lied to you . not once . ❜
❛ i love you . ❜
❛ oh my god , stop talking , i’m totally into it . ❜
❛ you look hot . you look beautiful . ❜
❛ some people waste time with the fighting . i skip straight to the winning . ❜
❛ thank you for not taking me hostage ! ❜
❛ you should smile more . you’d be more popular . ❜
❛ i lost track of my dumb decisions a long time ago . ❜
❛ they tell me successful people set achievable goals so . . . ❜
❛ you ever meet a girl and it’s just like . . . you can’t eat , you can’t stop thinking about her ? ❜
❛ gosh , you’re cute . ❜
❛ i like turtles , you dick ! ❜
❛ it’s not that i’m angry with you , i’m just disappointed . ❜
❛ i am a t. rex ! i am invincible ! ❜
❛ who the fuck wants to be normal anyway ? ❜
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𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐑𝐔𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 2022 mystery film, see how they run. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. spoiler free !
❛ it’s a whodunit : you seen one , you’ve seen ‘em all . ❜
❛ it is very much in your interest not to tell a soul . ❜
❛ i sense that death is close at hand . ❜
❛ it’s like he’s never seen a film before . ❜
❛ suffice it to say , we are no longer on speaking terms . ❜
❛ did they catch the guy who did it ? ❜
❛ i will not stand here and be insulted . ❜
❛ even money he makes a speech . ❜
❛ hope you don’t catch a cold . ❜
❛ i go to the pictures quite a lot , actually . ❜
❛ i do like a good murder . ❜
❛ i’m afraid it was all downhill from there . ❜
❛ how much longer do you intend to keep us all hostage here ? ❜
❛ you didn’t think all this was for you , now , did you ? ❜
❛ i’ll kill you for this , [ name ] , you bastard ! ❜
❛ that’s as good as a confession . ❜
❛ let’s not jump to conclusions . ❜
❛ no flashbacks ! ❜
❛ this is crazy , will you open the door ? ❜
❛ my place ain’t exactly the savoy . ❜
❛ i’m doing it again , aren’t i ? jumping to conclusions . ❜
❛ a promise is only a promise if you keep it . ❜
❛ it’s a date . i promise i will take you out . ❜
❛ working late , huh ? ❜
❛ i know it looked like i’d just come out of the pub . . . ❜
❛ i know i haven’t done anything yet to impress you or inspire any confidence . ❜
❛ i’m probably trying a bit too hard . ❜
❛ i just want you to know that you can trust me . ❜
❛ it was a trying night for all concerned . ❜
❛ i'll stick to flowers in the future . ❜
❛ no , don’t ask me . i don’t know . i’m asking you . ❜
❛ it wasn’t so much what he did , it was more , the way he did it . ❜
❛ are you a lover of theatre ? ❜
❛ he was a real hound . ❜
❛ i’ve got a very , uh , silver tongue . ❜
❛ i’m generally free on tuesdays and wednesdays , and thursdays . i don’t usually have a lot going on on weekends , either . or mondays . ❜
❛ he’s such a crybaby ! ❜
❛ he acts like i put a gun to his head ! ❜
❛ the next contract i sign will be our marriage certificate ! ❜
❛ he’s stuck in theatre purgatory . ❜
❛ people don’t rip out other people’s tongues over creative differences . ❜
❛ they do it out of revenge or rage because they’ve lost a loved one and can’t forgive or forget , so they just stew and fester alone in the dark until finally it all comes out in a sudden frenzied act of violence . ❜
❛ is there a mister [ last name ] ? ❜
❛ what about you , do you have any family ? ❜
❛ did [ name ] ever come through on those tickets ? ❜
❛ maybe the play’s the thing . ❜
❛ would you like to tag along ? ❜
❛ anyone can do agatha christie , but only i can do me . ❜
❛ stop in the name of the law ! ❜
❛ was anyone sad to see me go ? ❜
❛ have you spoken to [ ex’s name ] lately ? ❜
❛ i do hope you haven’t traveled far . ❜
❛ more like village idiot . ❜
❛ he keeps a key under the mat . ❜
❛ this is barbaric . ❜
❛ why don’t we sit here and drink our tea and discuss the matter like civilized people . ❜
❛ put the popular author down . ❜
❛ just in the nick of time , i’d say . ❜
❛ i want you to know , i do trust you . ❜
❛ i don’t feel so good . ❜
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𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐆 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 , PART TWO — a collection of one - liners taken from episodes six - ten of the first season of the hbo max show, our flag means death. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. PART ONE.
❛ it’s been days since i’ve cut myself on my sword . ❜
❛ run me through . ❜
❛ science tells us that all the useful organs are on the right part of the body . ❜
❛ i don’t feel fear . ❜
❛ be careful what you ask your god for ... she might just answer . ❜
❛ looks like there’s trouble in paradise . ❜
❛ the love of a pet makes a man weak . ❜
❛ knives are knives , meat’s meat . ❜
❛ maiming’s different . love a good maim . ❜
❛ i’m not a good person , [ name ] . ❜
❛ i’m not a good person , [ name ] . that’s why i don’t have any friends . ❜
❛ hey ... i’m your friend . ❜
❛ not for nothing , but that guy really is a dick , huh ? ❜
❛ i’m used to death , but , um ... but not , um ... your death . ❜
❛ i just wasn’t built for sittin’ idle . ❜
❛ once they’re out ... they don’t go back in . ❜
❛ i don’t even know what your favorite color is . ❜
❛ this is fuckin’ fascinating . ❜
❛ i can’t be seen treasure hunting . ❜
❛ you are kind of intense , like ... all of the time . ❜
❛ that’s the guy i’m after . who’s he ? ❜
❛ oh my god , this is happening . ❜
❛ you don’t have to be a dick about it . ❜
❛ that bizarre little man over there likes you very much , and you like him . ❜
❛ i have to finish the job . ❜
❛ well , wake his ass up then ! ❜
❛ it’s not like we were together or anything . ❜
❛ i don’t even think that i can stay in that room anymore . ❜
❛ sounds like you two had quite a wild time . ❜
❛ well , technically , the fire killed those guys . not me . ❜
❛ i’ve been in plenty of rooms , but ... i’ve never had one . ❜
❛ if it weren’t for you , i wouldn’t be alive today . ❜
❛ the two of you actually have more in common than you think . ❜
❛ if he’s a friend of yours , i’m sure there’s something in there i’ll like . ❜
❛ don’t try to save me . ❜
❛ honestly , [ name ] , i don’t like who you are around this guy . ❜
❛ never turn your back on a bastard ! ❜
❛ you were always gonna realize what i am . ❜
❛ do you think he’s better looking than me ? ❜
❛ okay , and do we think this is more of a spat or a rupture with [ name ] ? ❜
❛ lucky for you , i’m fantastic at breakups . ❜
❛ did ya know he really liked you ? i hope you know that . ❜
❛ i wish god took me instead ! ❜
❛ we’re all just in various stages of fucking each other over ! ❜
❛ better alive than dead . ❜
❛ you came back . ❜
❛ never left . ❜
❛ i’m a strong reader / writer , so both , double threat . ❜
❛ trust me , i was born for this kind of espionage . ❜
❛ you know , i’m a ... “ life is cheap ” kind of guy . ❜
❛ we’ll find a way out of it , okay ? ❜
❛ at some point in a man’s life , he has to face the music . for the things he’s done ... and the people he’s hurt . ❜
❛ oh my god ! i don’t wanna die ! ❜
❛ overthinking things as usual . ❜
❛ you really don’t have to do this . ❜
❛ the plan is just to go with the flow , see what happens . ❜
❛ i'm folding stuff ... and that’s okay . ❜
❛ i’ve only got stupid ideas . ❜
❛ right now , i just wanna do what makes [ name ] happy . ❜
❛ these past few weeks ... have been ... the most fun i’ve had in ages , years . maybe ever . ❜
❛ i reckon what makes [ name ] happy ... is ... you . ❜
❛ you make [ name ] happy . ❜
❛ there’s always an escape . ❜
❛ [ name ] ... is not a human . you’re a monster . a plague . ❜
❛ part of good leadership is restraint . ❜
❛ i find myself growing in ways i never before thought possible . ❜
❛ darling ? i’m home . ❜
❛ no matter what you see or hear , you do not breathe a word under pain of death . understood ? ❜
❛ [ name ] ’s told me so much about you , i feel like i already know you . ❜
❛ i’m in the blanket fort . ❜
❛ hate is such a strong , a - and wrong , word . ❜
❛ and this fictional character ... he’s having a hard time ? ❜
❛ you mean just curl up into a ball and die ? ❜
❛ there’s a sock on the door ! are you a freakin’ idiot ? ❜
❛ life’s a hard sad death . ❜
❛ my genius won’t be translated into human language . ❜
❛ i hate to say it , but it would’ve been so much better if he’d really died . ❜
❛ i’ve seen death . i’ve been the cause of death . it changes you ... forever . ❜
❛ this , whatever it is that you’ve become ... is a fate worse than death . ❜
❛ unhand me or bleed . ❜
❛ you were going to stab me ! ❜
❛ we just can’t seem to stop hurting each other , can we ? ❜
❛ how does it feel ... to be in love ? ❜
❛ i think i have found that . his name is [ name ] . ❜
❛ there’s just one hitch . we need a corpse . ❜
❛ everyone’s had a go at killing me but me . i’d like a shot . ❜
❛ you know you’re killing her , right ? ❜
❛ [ name ] probably wanted to discuss feelings or something . ❜
❛ [ name ] was much happier when you were gone . ❜
❛ he may have survived that . ❜
❛ now that’s a fuckery . ❜
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𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐆 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 , PART ONE — a collection of one - liners taken from the first five episodes of the first season of the hbo max show, our flag means death. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. PART TWO.
❛ i should have ... twenty kills by now , at least . ❜
❛ what we’re about to do will be perilous ! very perilous ! ❜
❛ stealing a plant is hardly swashbuckling . ❜
❛ i’d simply ask you to , uh , reframe that criticism as a suggestion . ❜
❛ sounds to me like sewing can be pretty tough . ❜
❛ cats are terrifying . everyone knows that . ❜
❛ you don’t think it’ll actually get that bloody , do you ? ❜
❛ i’m not a pirate . i’m an idiot . ❜
❛ it’s so perfectly you . it’s so impractical . ❜
❛ yeah , no , he , he looks pretty stunned . ❜
❛ wait ... who’s steering the ship ? ❜
❛ you’re a child with a toy . ❜
❛ what the hell’s a vacation ? ❜
❛ let’s say no to torture . i think . for now . ❜
❛ when you kill , you die as well . ❜
❛ don’t fucking call me babyface . ❜
❛ i’m a murderer ! i’m a dirty , filthy , murderer ! ❜
❛ you can’t call something in your mind . it defeats the purpose of calling . ❜
❛ i'm incredible at keeping secrets — my mom thought i liked girls for years ! ❜
❛ i'm your king now , bitch . ❜
❛ this is how you die . ❜
❛ polite menace . that’ll be my brand . ❜
❛ besides , she’s got like , twenty husbands . ❜
❛ man for sale ! ❜
❛ someone , buy my booty ! ❜
❛ you have got some world - class , rock - hard , absolutely titanic balls coming in here . ❜
❛ i actually thought you’d be dead by now . ❜
❛ don’t kill one another , you guys ! ❜
❛ okay , well ... wouldn’t that be crazy if i was suddenly like , into [ name ] ? ❜
❛ i’m actually super into that , so ... thanks . ❜
❛ i’ve heard of you . i’ve heard all about you . ❜
❛ i thought that when i did marry , it could be for love . ❜
❛ i’m the greatest pirate that ever lived ! ❜
❛ look out there ... those clouds . do they look like frankfurters to you ? ❜
❛ we are to be lighthouses for each other , remember ? ❜
❛ our life feels monotonous to you ? ❜
❛ this guy’s fucking fascinating . ❜
❛ there’s an idea . i haven’t done that yet . i haven’t died yet , have i ? ❜
❛ i know you’re unhappy . ❜
❛ i know we never would’ve chosen each other , not in a million years , but ... all we have is this one life . ❜
❛ you are such a disappointment . ❜
❛ do you fancy a fine fabric ? ❜
❛ are you a mermaid ? ❜
❛ science — women have crystals in their body , and the crystals attract demons , and the demons attract misfortune . ❜
❛ i have one gun , and one knife . just like everyone else . ❜
❛ it’s just fucking hard sometimes , you know ? you ever feel trapped ? like you’re just treading water ? waiting to drown ? ❜
❛ hey ... do you want to do something weird ? ❜
❛ we need to be a lighthouse ! ❜
❛ looks like we’re gonna live after all . ❜
❛ how violent do we expect this to get ? ❜
❛ next one goes through your fuckin’ eyeball . ❜
❛ you know fucking nothing about me , mate ! ❜
❛ give me a chance to practice my massive aggression . ❜
❛ i think i’m just so - so , but i’ve decided to carry myself like i’m cute . ❜
❛ this is deranged ! i don’t clean things ! ❜
❛ if you ever want to change careers , you can finger my dents anytime . ❜
❛ you’re just sore ‘cause they like me more than you . ❜
❛ that’s not a bad likeness . ❜
❛ they laughed at me . nobody laughs at me . ❜
❛ i'm serious . stand down now . ❜
❛ i could spill all your needs . ❜
❛ i drew [ name ] naked . ❜
❛ have you ever been sketched ? ❜
❛ i didn’t know people still embezzled . ❜
❛ when you cut loose , you really cut loose . ❜
❛ sometimes the old things are the best things . ❜
❛ you wear fine things well . ❜
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𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐖𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 2014 film, what we do in the shadows. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
❛ it’s 6 PM in the nighttime , which is when i wake up . ❜
❛ i like the company . ❜
❛ i just really like having a good time with my friends . ❜
❛ you don’t have to come , but i thought i’d extend an invitation to you just in case . ❜
❛ well , i’m glad to hear that i’m cool . ❜
❛ i’m embarrassed when people come over here . ❜
❛ and we’re still friends today . ❜
❛ vampires have had a pretty bad rap . ❜
❛ i was smitten . ❜
❛ i thought , “ you know what ? to hell with it . i’m going to go . ” ❜
❛ that’s about as long as i can wear that . ❜
❛ when you’re a vampire , you become very sexy . ❜
❛ i go for a look which i call , “ dead but delicious . ” ❜
❛ i’ve been a very thirsty girl . ❜
❛ what are you doing tonight ? ❜
❛ he tells me what to do , i do it . ❜
❛ oh , it’s a little bit of blood . ❜
❛ i was just wondering if we could talk about the . . . the deal . ❜
❛ i just feel like i’m the best version of myself that i can be . ❜
❛ i like to make a real evening of it . ❜
❛ well , that didn’t go so great . ❜
❛ it’s a real mess in there . ❜
❛ you were the one that started calling me that , and then it kind of caught on . ❜
❛ [ name ] , are you a virgin at all ? ❜
❛ if you’re going to eat a sandwich , you’d just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it . ❜
❛ how does it feel to have a snake for a penis ? ❜
❛ my penis has disappeared . ❜
❛ no one’s gonna mistake your penis for a cobra , [ name ] , okay ? ❜
❛ who let [ name ] out ? ❜
❛ i think everyone has always wanted to fly . ❜
❛ why don’t you use the front door ? ❜
❛ you’ve got a whole documentary crew following you around . ❜
❛ i’m doing an erotic dance for my friends , and you ruined it . ❜
❛ i don’t know if i’m accepted yet . but . . . i don’t know , i think it’s getting there . ❜
❛ it would be cool to just hang out with them . ❜
❛ they can teach me some stuff . ❜
❛ the way i see it , i’ve got a whole new family . ❜
❛ he just thinks that i’ve just met some colorful friends . ❜
❛ i can smell werewolves . ❜
❛ i heard that , mate . i’ve got sensitive hearing . ❜
❛ you’re on camera , mate . ❜
❛ we’re werewolves , not swear - wolves . ❜
❛ that’s a very offensive word to call people . ❜
❛ why are you swearing all the time ? ❜
❛ what do you do when someone tells you that they’re a vampire ? ❜
❛ he’s definitely my best mate . ❜
❛ i’m not gonna eat him . ❜
❛ i’ll never eat him ‘cause he’s my mate . ❜
❛ at first i wanted to kill him . but now i’m glad i spent the time to get to know him . ❜
❛ he’s a . . . vegetarian . ❜
❛ there is a crucifix behind you . ❜
❛ with humans , there’s a tendency to die . ❜
❛ i’m the main guy in “ twilight ” . ❜
❛ how many people have you told you’re a vampire ? ❜
❛ i’m a vampire hunter , man . ❜
❛ i’ll tell the whole world that you’re an asshole . ❜
❛ i don’t care about your stupid jacket . ❜
❛ i’ll say it . i’m over being a vampire . ❜
❛ i’ll say it . i’m over being a vampire . it’s shit . don’t believe the hype . ❜
❛ i just�� stepped back , and let her live her life . ❜
❛ get out of the sunlight ! ❜
❛ i will tear out your tongue and shove it down your ass ! ❜
❛ i really hope that those guys don’t kill those police because it will mean more police will come . ❜
❛ well , his soul is in hell . ❜
❛ just have a bit of dialogue about it . ❜
❛ i'd like you to find your own original style . ❜
❛ i hope you never see the beast . ❜
❛ just leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet ! ❜
❛ we were very sexually explosive . ❜
❛ nice to meet you , asshole . ❜
❛ fuck off to a tree . ❜
❛ get that camera out of my face ! ❜
❛ you have to watch everyone die . ❜
❛ if i know [ name ] , this was probably the way he wanted to go . . . ❜
❛ if i know [ name ] , this was probably the way he wanted to go . . . disembowled by werewolves . ❜
❛ i hope i made you feel better . ❜
❛ i’m the alpha male , so i made the call . ❜
❛ what are you laughing at now , though ? ❜
❛ laugh with the group . ❜
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𝟑𝟓𝐦𝐦 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 — a collection of one - liners taken from the 2012 musical, 35mm : a musical exhibition. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary.
❛ focus . ❜
❛ who cares what happened after ? ❜
❛ there’s a hole inside my brain . ❜
❛ it ain’t no wonderland . ❜
❛ there’s money on the ground . . . ❜
❛ this river is what separates east from west . ❜
❛ i nearly drowned . ❜
❛ it ain’t no kind of oz ! ❜
❛ you can’t leave yet ! ❜
❛ in the pocket of my dress , i’ve got a copper key . ❜
❛ woe is me . ❜
❛ it’s a christ - like allegory . ❜
❛ there’s no exit anywhere . ❜
❛ but why live it again ? ❜
❛ you wouldn’t let me kiss you . ❜
❛ you were my kind of guy . ❜
❛ play hard to get : ready , set — ❜
❛ i thought , you’re the best . ❜
❛ i felt so juvenile . ❜
❛ to take my time is just not my style . ❜
❛ i wanna kiss you now . ❜
❛ i wanna kiss you and kiss you and kiss you ‘til monday . ❜
❛ and now we know ! ❜
❛ i think that she might be satan . ❜
❛ i swear to god , she is satan . ❜
❛ here’s fifty dollars , i’ll be right back . ❜
❛ it’s awfully nice to meet you , thanks , and so long for a while . ❜
❛ we don’t speak of husbands or wives or happy lives . ❜
❛ are you waiting for me ? ❜
❛ damn it all , darling . ❜
❛ the party goes with you . ❜
❛ i'm wishing to take back merely one of my yeses . ❜
❛ darling , do you suppose , that it could be just us two ? and i , your wife ? ❜
❛ damn it all , darling , the party goes with you . ❜
❛ lady , won’t you answer me ? ❜
❛ even after the body goes , the image survives . ❜
❛ you make me happy all the time . ❜
❛ you make me happy all the time , and you know that i’m a total dick . ❜
❛ baby , never go away . ❜
❛ you make me happy all the time , and that is really fuckin’ tough . ❜
❛ i know i don’t deserve you . ❜
❛ please have faith in me . ❜
❛ i know i don’t deserve you , but please have faith in me . ❜
❛ i filled my life with sin enough for the world around . ❜
❛ by an angel seraph , i was found . ❜
❛ the angel thinks i’ve got some kind of soul to keep . ❜
❛ i journey towards a goodness he exemplifies . ❜
❛ with you in my life , i feel like part of some heavenly plan . ❜
❛ you are a love as close to heaven as i’ll get . ❜
❛ i’ll see you in hell . ❜
❛ he was never nice , but now he’s cruel . ❜
❛ ya got heart where you shoulda had brains . ❜
❛ ain’t no one ever loved you ! ❜
❛ why must we tell them why ? ❜
❛ why excuse each deviation ? ❜
❛ think , and you’ll miss it ! ❜
❛ it is what it is , and it is what it’s got to be . ❜
❛ all of our friends say we look nearly like twins . ❜
❛ i’m proud to be with you ❜
❛ you’re so not perfect . ❜
❛ i’m gonna leave you , one of these days . ❜
❛ is it you ? is it me ? is it us ? ❜
❛ goddamn , i hate you heart . ❜
❛ so of course , they fell in love . ❜
❛ i cut you a piece of me . ❜
❛ where you go , i will go too . ❜
❛ i lost my life when i lost you . ❜
❛ warming your hands in mine fills me with terror , that i might lose you , today or tomorrow , in two years or seventy . ❜
❛ when even the earth has numbered days , i can give just one thing that stays . ❜
❛ from now on i’m half a soul . ❜
❛ without you i can’t be whole . ❜
❛ you are the start of me . ❜
❛ [ name ] was a popular bitch . ❜
❛ i’m taking [ name ] to the senior prom . ❜
❛ i’m the queen of high school land ! ❜
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𝐉𝐎𝐄 𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐒' 𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 , PART THREE — a collection of one - liners taken from joe iconis’ 2022 album, album. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. PART ONE. PART TWO.
❛ i’ve got a crush on this beautiful boy . ❜
❛ i’m in love , i’m in love , i’m in love . ❜
❛ i wish i had the courage to talk to him . ❜
❛ i care so much , it frightens me . ❜
❛ i feel scared and i feel small . ❜
❛ does she notice that i’m enraptured ? ❜
❛ would an angel such as she ever get with me ? ❜
❛ i just gotta tell you that , um , i think you’re pretty fine . ❜
❛ i hope your body’s feeling limber . ❜
❛ mothers are special . ❜
❛ my best friend is a skeleton . ❜
❛ we’ll be friends ‘til the day that we die . ❜
❛ have you been taking dance lessons ? ❜
❛ how do you make a skeleton laugh ? ❜
❛ everybody screams when they see my face . ❜
❛ is this how real girls feel ? ❜
❛ my awkwardness is so distinct . ❜
❛ i wonder why i’m still alive . ❜
❛ i’m a celebration . ❜
❛ i am confident in who i’ll become . ❜
❛ who i am today isn’t who i am gonna be . ❜
❛ is my life a mystery that isn’t meant for solving ? ❜
❛ i think i’m starting to forget his face . ❜
❛ who would’ve thought that a couple of weeks could feel like a couple of years ? ❜
❛ for every little thing i remember exactly , something else disappears . ❜
❛ the view is quite a thing to see . ❜
❛ keep on moving along . ❜
❛ every compliment you field is another wound that’s healed . ❜
❛ i keep on moving along . ❜
❛ i’ve got a spark plug brain . ❜
❛ i wish i was flesh and bone . ❜
❛ i keep keeping everybody at arm’s length . ❜
❛ i'm not made of stone . ❜
❛ tonight i’m just taking it slow . ❜
❛ i find myself wanting much more . ❜
❛ i’m gonna wear a golden dress . ❜
❛ you better thank your lucky stars that i exist . ❜
❛ i would thrive in the caribbean . ❜
❛ i’m a different species from everybody here . ❜
❛ that’s just how i communicate . ❜
❛ i was nervous and nerdy and totally shy . ❜
❛ i can do calculus , and i can get girls ! ❜
❛ revenge is not what fuels my tortured roar . ❜
❛ revenge has long since been defused by the desire just to taste my baby’s lips once more . ❜
❛ the only thing i how know to do is to live and breathe and die for you . ❜
❛ i’d never last on land . ❜
❛ someone else’s success is not your failure . ❜
❛ someone else’s success is not your failure . ( except when it is . ) ❜
❛ hey , it’s okay . i still love you . ❜
❛ if at first you don’t succeed , just try , and try again . ❜
❛ if you give it your best shot , and the assholes say it’s not , just try , and try again . ❜
❛ just try , and try and try and try , and try and try and try , until the day you die . ❜
❛ the cream always rises to the top . ❜
❛ the cream always rises to the top . ( except when it won’t . ) ❜
❛ even though it’s so cliche , you must go on with the show . ❜
❛ just dust yourself off , honey . ❜
❛ just dust yourself off , honey , and accept that that was a sign . ❜
❛ apply yourself again . ❜
❛ if life don’t give you what you need , just try and try again . ❜
❛ fuck those bastards , find a friend . ❜
❛ try and try again . ❜
❛ i will try as hard as i can to thrive . ❜
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𝐉𝐎𝐄 𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐒' 𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 , PART TWO — a collection of one - liners taken from joe iconis’ 2022 album, album. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. PART ONE. PART THREE.
❛ i have been away so long . ❜
❛ i’ve been afraid to show my face . ❜
❛ i’m a man now , i am strong . ❜
❛ welcome home to me . ❜
❛ i'm not healed , but i’m something greater . ❜
❛ i’m not a man , i’m just a shape . ❜
❛ everything looks weird and new . ❜
❛ i got the sympathy for the killer . ❜
❛ i can guess the ending . ❜
❛ i should run . ❜
❛ i try to not just go berserk . ( that is not going well . ) ❜
❛ she’s accomplished all my dreams . ❜
❛ my psychotherapist is great . ❜
❛ my psychotherapist is great . ( except when she’s not . ) ❜
❛ i can’t help that i’m tense . ❜
❛ you know her . ❜
❛ she’s the one whose star ascended . ❜
❛ i'll perform for one eye - rolling waiter . ❜
❛ i think that bitterness becomes me . ❜
❛ without her i would not survive . ❜
❛ my thoughts start to splinter and she keeps me sane . ❜
❛ she’s a touch intense . ❜
❛ what you can’t see gets left behind . ❜
❛ out of sight and out of mind is just the way that things have gotta be . ❜
❛ i thought we had a history . ❜
❛ everybody does fine without me . ❜
❛ the world does just fine without me . ❜
❛ don’t look at me like i’m some total downer . ❜
❛ i just want somebody to spoon with. ❜
❛ i’ve never been touched . ❜
❛ nobody’s ever put their arms around me . ❜
❛ ew , get away . ❜
❛ i don’t want the moon . ❜
❛ i just want her to feel okay . ❜
❛ we all get a little sad sometimes . ❜
❛ we all act a little bad sometimes . ❜
❛ i've never seen a girl like her . ❜
❛ we’re not in love . ❜
❛ we’re not in love , i wish we were. ❜
❛ put all your love inside me . ❜
❛ let’s go right now the two of us and not look back . ❜
❛ we all go a little mad sometimes . ❜
❛ baby , let’s go to bed . ❜
❛ i wish i had the strength to stay . ❜
❛ i’ll be back here in the morning . ❜
❛ i’m off committing my crimes . ❜
❛ just ignore your conscience . ❜
❛ i'm a fuckin’ fake . ❜
❛ it’s just ‘cause i love you so much . ❜
❛ i just had to come clean . ❜
❛ i committed a crime at christmas time . ❜
❛ i won’t be comin’ home . ❜
❛ i’m a writer . ❜
❛ i ain’t made a dime in a while . ❜
❛ got a lot of material — no one cares . ❜
❛ my song’s gone out of style . ❜
❛ i’m in the right place in the wrong time . ❜
❛ my dreams are big . ❜
❛ it’s a short walk , but a long climb . ❜
❛ i wonder if her life is just like mine . ❜
❛ i’m not the only person who feels this way . ❜
❛ remember the things that now are gone . ❜
❛ remember the history , remember me . ❜
❛ things in new york are temporary . ❜
❛ he changes from a guy that you’d never be into , into a guy that you’d kind of be into . ❜
❛ he changes from a guy that i’d never be into , into a guy that i’d kind of be into . ❜
❛ is he worth it , [ name ] ? ❜
❛ i don’t always relate to other people my age . ❜
❛ i guess a part of me likes to talk you . ❜
❛ i guess a part of me likes to sit with you . ❜
❛ i guess a part of me likes to hang with you . ❜
❛ the guy that i’d kind of be into is you . ❜
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𝐉𝐎𝐄 𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐒' 𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐌 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 , PART ONE — a collection of one - liners taken from joe iconis’ 2022 album, album. slightly edited for clarity. change pronouns as necessary. PART TWO. PART THREE.
❛ at least , that’s what google told me . ❜
❛ art is a fickle biz . ❜
❛ an album’s not forever . ❜
❛ i had many dreams but not a clue . ❜
❛ i feel like a dinosaur who survived the kaboom . ❜
❛ art will just transcend whatever package it is currently packaged in . ❜
❛ family is forever . ❜
❛ how do you tell your family that you wanna quit school and just play with your band ? ❜
❛ why do i feel like i’m choking lately ? ❜
❛ i need an answer . ❜
❛ i'm 19 , and that doesn’t mean that i should know exactly what i want to do , right ? ❜
❛ i’m off caffeine . ❜
❛ to beat malaise , i think i’ll clean ! ❜
❛ that doesn’t look like me at all . ❜
❛ aw , baby , make me feel good ! ❜
❛ i’m sorta like the neatest guy in school . ❜
❛ it might sound silly , but it bothers me a lot . ❜
❛ i look at other guys with fire in their eyes, they know the way their whole lives will play out . ❜
❛ i don’t have a clue of what i’m gonna do . ❜
❛ i don’t crave acceptance . ❜
❛ i don’t want your hugs . ❜
❛ i don’t like other people . ❜
❛ i am a strange and unusual girl . ❜
❛ i know you’re strong . ❜
❛ god damn it , nothing’s going to hurt you . ❜
❛ i’m gonna protect you . ❜
❛ it’s not that i don’t trust you , it’s just , i don’t trust this town . ❜
❛ i really didn’t want to argue today . ❜
❛ i know that it’s silly to worry , but i do . ❜
❛ no . not gonna happen . ❜
❛ i can’t feel a thing anymore . ❜
❛ living is a terrible chore . ❜
❛ there’s nothing new to do in brooklyn anymore . ❜
❛ a little depressed , but mostly alright . ❜
❛ how i love a novelty mug . ❜
❛ i like you just the same . ❜
❛ i don’t want her to think i’m some perv on some voyeuristic trip . ❜
❛ i promise i’m not looking out of carnal frustration . ❜
❛ i think that it’s time we meet . ❜
❛ i dream about a time many years ago . ❜
❛ i recognize its heart but can’t make sense of its face . ❜
❛ man , i envy girls like that . ❜
❛ man , i envy girls like that . and by envy , i mean pity . ❜
❛ i don’t wanna play the princess , anyway . ❜
❛ i kinda wish i was that tough . ❜
❛ i’m sick of ivory towers . ❜
❛ when you die , nobody cares . ❜
❛ words do not come easy to me . ❜
❛ don’t you goddamn write a song about me . ❜
❛ you’ve got no heart . ❜
❛ you’ve got no soul . ❜
❛ i won’t write about you , [ name ] . ❜
❛ a man has many loves , a man moves on , a man forgets . ❜
❛ i’m filled with sorrows in a million ways . ❜
❛ i hate today . ❜
❛ i like music you can hold . ❜
❛ everybody on their phones makes me feel so alone . ❜
❛ people act in ways that i don’t understand . ❜
❛ the outside world is overrated by a lot . ❜
❛ i might as well just run and hide until i’m fully grown . ❜
❛ it sucks that there is no one who fully understands me . ❜
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