NEVERMOOR INCORRECT QUOTE:
Ezra Squall: Guilty means to be ashamed
Ezra Squall: I am not ashamed, therefore I am not guilty
Morrigan: YOU JUST MURDERED SOMEONE!!!
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Morrigan: Can I get to know you
Cadence: I don’t recommend it
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[ID: four panel meme of gru from despicable me giving a presentation. the original presentation has been edited. now it says "fall in love with the nevermoor books" "pre-order Silverborn, and get excited for release in 2022!" "Silverborn release gets delayed two years" "Silverborn release gets delayed two years" in the last panel, gru looks downcast. End ID]
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Morrigan Crow: Dear Diary, my teen angst has a body count.
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Corvus: I am at a loss for words!
Morrigan, voice over: Despite being lost for words, my father (named corvus crow that literally is like saying crow crow) yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.
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Nevermoor Incorrect Quote Poll
"It's the garlic bread dance!"
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Morrigan, talking about The Last Of Us: This game looks so cool. I wish the apocalypse happened.
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Squall, to Mog in book 2: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
Lightning strikes Squall
Squall: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Morrigan, taping a knife onto a Roomba at 3 AM: Be free, my child
Jack walking into the room with a cut on his ankle: Who the f-
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Morrigan: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Jupiter: What did you do?
Morrigan: Nobody died.
Jupiter: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Incorrect Nevermoor Quote
Ezra Squall: I like my life how I like my horror books. Violent, bloody and mysterious.
Morrigan: THAT IS NOT GOOD!
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Hawthorne: 911, hey, I hate to be “that guy” but I glued myself to the ceiling again
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baking a cake for Morrigans Birthday
Arch: Okay, what's next?
Anah: It says"beat three eggs."
Hawthorne: At what, hand-to-hand combat?
Thaddea: Must be.
Francis : All of you, get out of my kitchen!
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morrigan: I'm a wundersmith, of course everyone is terrified of me! I'm a wundersmith, of course I was a "cursed child"! I'm a wundersmith, of course wunder flocks to me in large droves it just likes me better than you ahaha. I'm a wundersmith, of course all my education comes from dead people or that one evil guy! I'm a wundersmith, of course I light all my candles with inferno. I'm a wundersmith, of course I've been a mundane, arcane, and wundrous scholar! I'm a wundersmith, of course I needed Nine signatories on my safeguard pact. What's a safeguard pact? Who knows. ahaha. I'm a wundersmith, of course no one tells me anything!
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Jack, gently nudging Hawthorne aside with his foot: Hawthorne, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you.
Hawthorne, his eyes enormous: You kick Hawthorne? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Jack! Jail for Jack for one thousand years!
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Nevermoor Incorrect Quote Poll
"Sometimes I want to retire from having hair."
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