#need to gobble them up

[universal-verringbebe]

As an incentive for my last post, here's my most recent brain rot of the main LI which is food related:

Zayne:

That's husband material right there

He's going to make sure you're taking care of yourself whether you like it or not

He's the type to show up to your apartment with a full course meal, unasked just based on your last hospital report

Best believe you'd have the most delicious balanced meals

And if you question him, he'd tell you it was only for his most important patients

And you're literally the only name on that list

He's the type to watch you eat to make sure you've consumed every last bite

And if there's a component you're not a fan of , he's taking notes and doing his best to think of replacements

Vegetarian? Say less, we're bringing tofu, soy beans, mushrooms, etc to the table

You're allergic to seafood (like me), he's making sure there's only meat or veggies that won't hurt you and you would enjoy eating.

The type to watch you consume things just to see your reaction and catalogue what gives you the most satisfaction

He's willing to put aside his own tastes just for your enjoyment.

RAFAYEL:

Bro just want to spend time with you

He's doesn't care what you do as long as he's by your side

Anything you say you're in the mood for, bet

He's looking up the best restaurants that appeal to your cravings

Imagine you thinking you're going to pay for your meal

You're sick for that, he's actually offended you would ever consider spending a penny

Tf is the point of making the art he does if he's not going to use the money to spend on all your foodie needs

You never have to to worry about eating too much

He just enjoys you enjoying eating and liking new things

But if you're allergic to seafood (like me) he's questioning if he can connect with you with his favorite dishes

Can he let the shellfish go for you?

Might as well give you up to onichinus and wait for your next life

Xavier:

He's along for the ride

The type to keep to himself until you say you want to travel

There's a place you saw in social media that has good food? Say less

He's taking you there even if he doesn't see the appeal

Just so he can see the adorable face you make when you get what you ordered

He compares it to other cuisine he's had in the past and promises to take you to where the dish originates

Might start getting sleepy during the meal which you mistake as the itis but it's just him needing to recharge

He'll say he'll make it up to you with his own cooking

You feel fear.

#love and deepspace #love and deepspace zayne #love and deepspace rafayel #love and deepspace xavier #im high key drunk and just imagining stuff #also im hungry #need to gobble them up

[unhinged-nymph]

I love them so much your honor 😭

#they’re so stinking cute I just wanna gobble them up!!!! #link neal put that chest AWAY it’s KILLING me #rhett mclaughlin #looking cozy as hell #still tbd if link’s shirt is seethrough or not #I kinda feel like it is? #someone needs to find it online lol #link tucked in front of rhett #likely place for him to be #I’m just simply obsessed with these two men #it’s an illness #rhett and link #mythical cookbook launch party

[awkwardarmadildo]

im rereading lockwood and co for the however manyth time and im just sat here screaming to myself about how mad i am that thwy canceled the show and also how fucking desperately i need the books from lockwoods pov hhajzjzjzbbsbsbsb please i am dying i dont know how to search in tags for a good retelling of the books in his pov i am fucking BEGGING i need to read all of the books from his perspective all five no changes in the narrative or the story just gimme all of it from his perspective i need to read how madly and deeply he is gone on lucy (and goegre i am a fucking sucker for throuple fics give george all the kisses if lucy and lockwood domt kiss him I WILL) P L E A S E I AM BEGGING I NEED IT I NEED TO READ LOCKWOODS THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS I NEED TO EAT IT TO FEEL IT IN MY BONES TO WRITE THE WORDS ON MY SOUL BRO

en ee wayz

anybody got any fic recs ૮₍ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ₎ა

(bonus points if its a throuple fic i love lugeorgewood)

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #george karim #george cubbins #i love them #i would do anything for them #i need to see how hopelessly he pines for her #yearns for her #i need to know how absolutely distraught my boys were while she was gone #please man #eugh #i need to fucking chew on them #ali hadji heshmati is so fucking fine #theyre all so hot #i am so gay #this isnt fair #i was doomed from the start #how dare they all be so hot #like #literally all of them #except for the old men #and the ghosts i suppose #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #lucy x george is everything to me #i absolutely gobble up lugeorge fics #or whatever their shipname is

[akaashism]

call me simple-minded but i will always ship the biggest, most glaringly obvious in-your-face ships in any media i consume. like i'm sorry but i need the screen time, i need the canon content, i need the spotlight on my otp

#respect to predominantly rarepair shippers i genuinely can never have that strength #the creators feed me the ships and i gobble them up like an obedient puppy #kagehina #merthur #itafushi #yutamaki in jjk 0 #especially the movie since i just watched it today #ummm #royai #bokuaka #all my western tv shows and ya book ships #some bsd ships about to join this list after i watch s3 #i don't think i even need to mention asheiji they were mostly canon right?

[anime-grimmy-art]

I’m LIVING for your VashMeryl content 😭😭 bless you for your work and contributions 🙌🙌

Glad to deliver!

There's some amazing Vashmeryl content out there, both in illustration and fanfics, but these two deserve SO much more.

Like, the og dynamic of the strict tsundere and the goofball is just one of my fav flavour of ships and Stampede made a whole new flavour Im starting to looooove.

Hope more ppl jump onto the bandwagon. (at least to the point that it's not less popular than fucking plantcest)

#ask #trigun #trigun stampede #vashmeryl #we need MORE #but thanks to everyone for their amazing contributions #im gobbling them up

[the-uncanny-dag]

Eternally obsessed with the fact that the Bible quote that Pal addresses to Dulcie before she leaves the scene is from Daniel 10:6, which

And, in case you forgot, the first Lyctor from the House of the Shining Dead to grace the First was named Cyrus

#reading these books is not enough i need to gobble them up ravenously like the soup #the locked tomb #the unwanted guest #palamedes sextus #ianthe naberius #dulcinea septimus #nona the ninth

[2goldensnitches]

Idk what the hell is wrong with britain, maybe something in its water or its air quality, but you’ll see some unhinged western transphobe, tankie, islamist, generally loony fash of any kind and a good amount of times their location is “london, england”

#gringos get shamed well enough but we need to extend that energy to the rest of the anglos as well in terms of outsized western influence #over insane viewpoints and the people who gobble them up #garbage

[kafhlme]

I'm so normal about servasha

#THEY ARE ACTUALLY SO SWEET.... #i need more contenr of them RN !! #if y'all have any fics or content hmu I'll gobble them up

[babisawyer]

very brave of the yellowjackets writers to be like 'hey, what if eating your friend was a bad thing?'

#🐇 #yellowjackets #I appreciate it though loved the opening scene love the aftermath of last week #I don't understand nat though like rip jackie you might be what helps us survive the winter #like maybe if you had kept some leftovers but you gobbled her up in one sitting #the whole bird thing happened but I doubt nat will make the connection there like lottie surely will #I'd also imagine now that ben can finally eat because of the birds but he might be passively suicidal like jackie was #and we know how that went. he should've quit his job and had indoor heating someone that loves him and gay sex #I still really hate the adult timeline. I love jeff and lottie's stuff is getting interesting but that's about it #I'm kinda wondering if lottie will start the cannibal rituals now after the hive vision at the end #idk I think I'm traumatized from other shows trying to shock people so I need to make theories #and I think maybe with this show the simplest explanation is the answer so I'm trying not to make theories #even though I think antler queen jackie would be so fun like it's probably just lottie #also needs to be said I dislike misty and showtunes even more now the girls should have probably had them for brunch already #and also I'm like convinced that shauna has a personality disorder like I won't say she didn't have feelings for jackie #but like she wanted to be jackie more than she wanted to be with jackie #there are many other reasons but yeah totally sure of it now #anyway I could probably say more but I have to start packing! so goodbye for now!

[softmoonlite]

sechan went so fucking crazy and stupid on this album like oooh i need them so bad actually

#I NEED TO GOBBLE THEM UP #SECHAN HATERS KILL YOURSELVES #mytxt #exo

[kokaibop]

exol akgaes are so stupid my god.......... they rather suck up to armies bc they (or a bts member) praised their bias once just so they can drag exo or pull the x member =/= exo card when there's clear evidence of armies wishing the worst on any exo member individually

#this came up w the whole v sharing thats okay #and dandans gobbling armies up #as if they didnt wish kyungsoo to be r worded and killed during his enlistment #but also happened w goms when kai dropped his solo albums #armies: call him an orphan tell him to go with his father are xenophobic literally say the most disgusting thing about him. but praise one #of his songs. goms: omg exols could never go bestie!!! #and the exact same thing happened with baekhyun. most recently saying he's faking his illness in the military #but wait till he drops new stuff and some of them like it #bbhls will be all heart eyes to them #i seriously need these people to straight up DIE i dont care #tdl

[fly-sky-high-09]

oh thank god the tricks used to give dogs the medicine work on my cat as well

#I'm so happy he loves to eat #so when I pocketed the medicine inside the small piece of chicken #he just gobbled it up #I was very stressed on how I was gonna do this because #he just Does Not Like being held so I can give him the meds with the tweezers #nor am I good at placing the same in the correct way inside his mouth #because the meds he's taking are cut down to quarter pills #that powder and melt when wet so easily and he was unlucky to have them stick on the back of his tongue the first time #so he spat it out and left a foul flavor in his mouth #terrible start but at least we can do this now #as long as he doesn't see through it :') #tomorrow I need to start applying gel med to his gums #even less clue on how to do that aside from general idea #at least I don't have to pry open his mouth I think but just #lift his upper lip and gently rub it on the side at the back of his mouth? #I need to look into this

[arlo-venn]

Juni is with Thom & Tyrell at Tyrell’s dad’s house and I’ve been sent this video of her being a-scared of the faux mouse inside this ball.

#they’re telling her to shh bc Tyrell’s uncle from florida is there and he had a horrific experience with hurricane Ian #and is newly diagnosed with PTSD from the event #which is why they could only bring one dog (in babysittin Banjo) #Juni is better with new humans so she got to go #Took Banjo on a ride to UDF with me #then I gave her a bully stick in a holder (they still freak me out tbh I don’t give them to Arlo. well I did on his birthday recently but) #and she gobbled it up SO FAST don’t like that #now she has a frozen kong #she was sad when everyone left without her so she needs all the treats #since she doesn’t really play with humans #and she does not enjoy trick training like Juni and Arlo do #she’s a funny little dog #anyway #Juni #dogblr

[falinscloaca]

jimmy and the pulsating mass NEVER appears in those fucking rpgmaker motheresque game circlejerk posts and i’m SICK OF IT.

#you can argue it has rather large issues BUT LISA AND OMORI ARE ALWAYS RIGHT THERE #ISSUES IN A SOCIAL JUSTICE SENSE I MEAN #WITH JIMMY ITS THE LOGICAL RESULT OF AN EXTREMELY SHELTERED KID BEING EXPOSED TO JAPANESE CULTURE ENTIRELY THROUGH HIS ‘weeaboo’ UNCLE. #ITS SHIT BUT ITS NOTHING COMPARED TO…. *EVERYTHING* LISA PULLS OR THE FUCKING CLOSET FULL OF SUS’D ANIME BOYS THAT OMOCAT HAS #ITS! NOT ABOUT THE ~moral issues~ ZANNY YOU NEED TO STOP TELLING YOURSELF THAT PEOPLE DON’T CAAAAAAARE THEYRE HEATHENS WITH SHIT TASTE #THEY GOBBLE THAT BIGOT SLOP RIGHT ON UP #THEY JUST WOULDN’T KNOW ONE OF THE BEST TURN-BASED BATTLE SYSTEMS I’VE PERSONALLY *PLAYED* IF IT WALKED UP AND SMACKED THEM ON THE ASS #WITH CHARMING VISUALS LEGITIMATELY GUT-WRENCHING YET DELIBERATELY DIVERSE AS HELL HORROR STYLINGS AND THE BEST MUSIC. #ADMITTEDLY. IT HAS SOME TROPES. TBH A LOT OF THE APPEAL OF IT IS THAT IT DELIBERATELY PUTS THE BIG ONE OUTTIN THE OPEN #(i.e. ‘its the dream of a kid with emotional problems!!’ #) #BUT ALSO SOME OTHER GENRE CLICHES. SURE #INCLUDING SOME MASSIVE SPOILERS jfc rhe games great play it don’t look up summaries and shit #BUT ITS…. NEVER ACKNOWLEDGED??? #IS THE CREATOR A FUNDIE WHOSE GAME EXISTS ENTIRELY IN EVANGELICAL CIRCLES OR SOMETHING??? HAVE I BEEN ACCIDENTALLY OBSESSING OVER A NICHE SU #SUBCULTURE *EXCLUSIVE* MEDIA THING THIS WHOLE TIME????!?! #the answer is no on the fundie thing btw theres ways the game could go those places but it shows the restraint and agnostic compassion those #shmucks struggle with lmao #ALSO THE MUSIC IS SO FUCKING GOOD #the art is deliberately a bit chumbled and childish fights wise but ITS LITERALLY A KIDS DREAM BRO THIS IS THE FUCKING RPGMAKER #EARTHBOUND SUCK-N-FUCK ARTSYBOY GENRE IF IT DOESN’T PLAY WITH ‘unusual’ ART STYLES THEN WHATS EVEN THE POINT OF IT #DO FUCKS JUST WANT ANIME? OMORI??? FUCKING OMORI???? #ngl i do want to actually play that game sometime. as much as i bear ill will towards its development/existence the fact its soooo beloved #has gotta mean it has SOMETHING good

[areyouwho-ithinkyouare]

how is it that our most-unbearable neighbours have been having construction work going on at their house for over a week , i’m talking cranes lifting materials into their garden kinda construction work, but none of us can see any changes to their house? are they purely doing all this to be annoyingly noisy?

#ALSO also. we haven’t had any notices about planning applications. so i really don’t know what could possibly be requiring this much work #ALSO also also i’m biased to assume the worst of them because i’ve lived near them for over half my life and i KNOW their track record #remember last time they had construction work done. remember how they removed their fence to make it easier for the workers to build their #shitty ugly extention #remember how when they put the fence BACK it had been extended out by like. 3 whole meters. into publicly owned land that was designed to #support local wildlife. they just gobbled it up and added it to their boring fake-grass garden and hoped nobody would notice #i noticed. i noticed. #and like. most of the time i don’t care what my neighbours do. that extention is ugly as balls #but i approved the planning application bcus it’s their house their business #but. literally they stole public land. council-owned land. #that was specifically intended and specifically managed as wildlife support #and i KNOW they’d have cut all the trees down and ripped up all the undergrowth and covered it in more plastic grass i KNOW it #so. did i flex my local council connections and complain. Yes i absolutely did. #birds nest there you bitch they NEED that space you don’t get to just. grab it and go. #and hey maybe if YOU cared enough about local politics to have successfully helped get half the local council elected #then you’d have been able to get away with it!!!!! but sorryyyyyyyyy they’re my friends not urs and i don’t bring that power move out often #but i WILL use it when i have to

[achilleslyre]

i resonate with denji soooo much because i too am a little stupid and i also sit there with a dumbass face when i have to think about literally anything.

#god i love my stupid character rep #i always gobble them up #like yeaaa!!!! look at me go! i do that! and he does that! yippee!! #also bc i think he * * * * * * * * but we dont need to talk about that yet #csm