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spinnysocks · 4 months
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scar's guard au
i can't find the original post now, but someone had the idea of scar making the outlands leaders his own guard (CrystalNavy on ao3 made a fic of this au, it may well be their idea originally but i'm not sure.) i'm gonna elaborate on some ideas! :3
i imagine their guard's powers would be based around their own skills!:
janja: leader by default as he was born in the outlands, one of scar's summoners and the main enemy to the lion guard. the poster on tumblr of this idea had the idea of janja having a hyena's laugh that countered kion's roar, which is a cool thought!
ushari: poisoner (is that a word?), as irl his venom can kill adult elephants i'm pretty sure. though i doubt he'd use it much but rather for intimidation and also because he mainly resides in the volcano talking to scar. despite janja's leadership of the guard he is right hand man to scar and the leader of the skinks & reptiles, telling them where to spy, cause havoc and attack.
reirei: schemer. she's tasked with getting scar's army out of a fix and, in particular, coming up with backup plans when scar isn't around.
kiburi: fighter. he and his float have the job of doing the most of the fighting and providing a defence for the army if needed. he calls for the battles a lot, especially when janja isn't there.
mzingo: alongside the skinks the vultures are spies, except they have eyes from the sky. they mainly patrol from higher altitudes where they can't be spotted. also the arsonists.
relating to canon, scar's army doesn't always attack the lion guard all together, similar to how scar would patrol alone and most often janja, reirei & kiburi being the attackers. if this au stuck to canon their lack of connectivity would be part of their downfall.
if anyone has any ideas about this au i'd love to hear them! if i find the original poster/creator they'll be credited here!
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yourworstnightmare76 · 2 months
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I was trying to decide should I draw Kung Fu Panda fanart or my original character, and ended up drawing these three out of nowhere.
It was four years since the last time I drew anything related to The Lion Guard...
I still stand by this headcanon; where Mzingo and Mwoga adopted and raised Janja.
Kinda inspired by posts by @spinnysocks
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krueger4eva · 11 months
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Random The Lion Guard Headcanon
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Sometime after the finale, Janja and Jasiri officially become soulmates. Soon, the Outlands will have a King…once he’s ready of course.
Janja made a promise to himself to never take for granted the second chance he was given and how Jasiri inspired him and his clan. Although he’s still rough around the edges, Janja tries his best to be a loving boyfriend, a good friend and overall a better hyena.
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Even though not all the Outlanders have completely sided with Jasiri and her new title, Mzingo eventually warmed up to his new Queen after the initial hesitation. He is now happy to serve and report to Jasiri whenever she needs. Janja couldn’t be happier that these two are closer now.
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While he was a pup, Janja’s mother was the leader of her clan and had a fierce reputation across the Savannah. She was everything Janja hoped he could ever be: cunning nature, a skilled hunter, and an infectious sense of humor.
Sadly, his mother, along with several clan members, passed away when he was still so young. In this wake of tragedy, Mzingo and his parliament were there to assist the orphaned hyena pups. These vultures were close friends to the deceased hyena elders, so they took it among themselves to help the remaining clan raise the pups, including Nne, Tano, Cheezi, Chungu, and Janja.
Even though it was never said out loud, it was no secret to anyone that Janja was Mzingo’s favorite.
The son he always wanted.
Now, Jasiri and her clan were added to their family.
Sometimes, Janja, Jasiri, and Mzingo would choose to go on hunts or trips with just the 3 of them so they could talk and share with each other. These were moments that Janja would treasure most.
Then, one day…Janja was out of commission due to an injury, so for the next couple of weeks, Jasiri and Mzingo had to go on an important mission without him.
After his wounds have healed, Janja is surprised to discover that his lovely mate and his favorite vulture had a successful mission with no casualties.
Even though he’s glad that no one was hurt, Janja couldn’t help but notice on how their trip went so well, while the ones that the THREE of them went on usually had a disaster in each one?
Soon, after overhearing some gossip among the Outlands and some quiet introspection, Janja realized the common denominator responsible for the change in outcome— HIM!
It’s obvious to anyone who him that Janja was an (INCREDIBLY) inept villain. Whether when he was the leader or a follower, Janja, and by extent, his fellow hyenas, would screw things up. Due to his pride and shortsightedness, Janja has suffered one failure after another…
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…and another
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…and another
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….and a…well you get the point.
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To sum up, changing his moral compass does not make him a more competent hyena.
Poor Janja wonders that maybe Jasiri is REALLY the child that Mzingo wants.
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The child that his mother should’ve had instead.
What if he doesn’t belong in this family?
What if he serves no purpose to this clan?
Could he ever ….
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….make his mother proud?
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devilsrecreation · 2 days
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How many TLG Outlander incorrect quotes have I done? Here’s more anyway
Sumu: I know over 200 ways to kill a man
Kuumwa: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face and then blowtorch the other half of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face :)
Sumu: …..201
Alternatively
Kenge: I know over 200 ways to kill a man
Sumu: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face and then blowtorch the other half of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face
Kenge: …..201
Cheezi: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Cheezi and Chungu, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Goigoi: Our turn, Sumu! One, two, three- vanilla!
Sumu, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Mzingo: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Janja: Looking right because you left
Reirei: Looking up cause you let me down
Kiburi: Looking down cause you fucked up
Jasiri: What is wrong with you guys
Janja: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Cheezi: What?
Mzingo: That you're a child.
Chungu: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
Sumu: Can I be frank with you guys?
Goigoi: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Chungu: Can I still be Chungu?
Tamka: Shh, let Frank speak.
Kenge: Why are Shupavu and Njano sitting with their backs to each other?
Sumu: They had a fight.
Kenge: Then why are they holding claws?
Sumu: They get sad when they fight.
Janja: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Chungu: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Cheezi: I got distracted about halfway through.
Nne, as Tano nods: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
(Royal Mjuzi au)
Kiburi: Are we really going to let Nduli keep Mwamba?
Neema: We kept Tamka.
Jasiri: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Mzingo: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Kiburi: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Janja: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Reirei: My moral code, is that you?
Jasiri:
Jasiri: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Tamka: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Wakali: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Neema: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Nduli: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Kiburi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Janja: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Reirei: Janja no.
Kiburi: Mistlefoe.
Reirei: Please stop encouraging him.
Ucheshi: If you had to choose between Makuu and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Kiburi: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Makuu: Kiburi!
Ucheshi: 63 cents.
Kiburi: I'll take the money.
Makuu: KIBURI!!!
Kiburi: I trust Janja.
Reirei: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Kiburi: I wouldn't go that far.
Janja: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Reirei: Alright.
Janja: TraitorSayWhat?
Kiburi: Excuse me?
Janja: What?
Reirei:
Janja:
Janja: No wait-
Goigoi: Reirei, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Reirei: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Goigoi: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask one of the kids.
Chungu: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Cheezi: That would suck cuz you can’t microwave metal
Janja: Good morning to everyone except these two furbrains
Ucheshi: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Makuu: I almost died.
Kiburi: That... was my favorite memory.
Reirei: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Janja: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Jasiri walks in*
Janja: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Janja: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Jasiri: Hi.
Janja: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
Kiburi: I'm not doing too well. 
Pua: What's wrong? 
Kiburi: I have this headache that comes and goes. 
*Makuu enters the room* 
Kiburi: There it is again.
*Kenge and Sumu are planning to break in somewhere*
Sumu: We need to distract the guards.
Kenge: Right.
Sumu: What are we gonna do?
Kenge: I'm going to break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Sumu:
Kenge:
Sumu: Deal.
Human/Zootopia-esque au: trying to use the family/Kiburi’s computer
Dogo: “Password clue: Favorite child”? Oooh, ah, ouch…sorry, sis. This is awkward *types in their name, but gets denied* What?!
Kijana: Really??? *starts dramatically crying tears of joy* This moment is so much bigger than me! I would like to thank my parents and my manager— *gets denied*
OR
Tamka: “Password clue: Best friend”? Oooh, ah, ouch…sorry, man. This is awkward *types in their name, but gets denied* What?!
Nduli: Really??? *starts dramatically crying tears of joy* This moment is so much bigger than me! I would like to thank my parents and my manager— *gets denied* Aw :(
The Outlanders trying to draw Jasiri:
Janja: I think I made one eye bigger than the other
Mzingo: I was going for a feeling
Reirei, with a perfect drawing: Honestly, I can’t even draw a circle
Kiburi: *shows his picture*
Janja: Okay Kiburi, you just drew yourself
Kiburi: I like me
Jasiri: Dammit, Janja!
Janja: What?! It wasn't me!
Jasiri: Sorry, force of habit.
Dammit, Mzingo!
Mzingo: Not me either.
Jasiri: Oh... Then who set the Outlands on fire?
Njano: *whistles*
Janja: We need to get through this locked door. Reirei, give me your credit card.
Reirei: Here.
Janja, pocketing it: Thanks. Kiburi, kick down the door.
*The group is getting into the car*
Janja: I’m driving.
Cheezi, out of view: Shotgun!
Chungu, turning to face Cheezi: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Cheezi: WOAH-
Cheezi, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
Fuli: What do you think Bunga will do for a distraction?
Kion: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Explosions and several car alarms go off*
Kion:....Or he could do that.
Goigoi: And now it’s time for... WHAT’S. IN. TAMKA’S MOUTH?
Never try this game. Ever
Tamka: Agahhhagg
Nduli: oh oh oh! It’s those napkins from that one chicken wing place!
Tamka: Uh uh
Chungu: Oh! It’s the entire country of China!
Tamka: *spits the thing out* No! It’s a piece of dental cotton!
Cheezi: From five weeks ago?
Tamka: Uh huh!
Cheezi: And now it’s time for Janja’s poetry beat
Janja: Eh, I don’t wanna
Chungu: But it’s your thing!
Janja: No, it’s not!
Cheezi: Yeah, it is. That’s why it’s called “Janja’s”, emphasis on “Janja’s” poetry beat!
Janja: Why don’t one of you do it this time?
Chungu: You don’t like my poetry!
Janja: Sure, I do! Come on
Chungu: Okay.
I sat down on the ground today
Baobab ball I was to play
But instead of rolling north or south
How’d it end up in my mouth?
Janja: You’re right. That sucked
Chungu: Will Shakespeare my butt
Kiburi: (on one line) Hello?
Tamka (on the other line): Hey, what’s up?
Kiburi: I need a little help, can you come over?
Tamka: I can’t. I’m buying clothes
Kiburi: Alright, well hurry up and come over here
Tamka: I can’t find ‘em...
Kiburi: What do you mean you can’t find them?
Tamka: I can’t find them, there’s only soup
Kiburi: ...What do you mean “There’s only soup”
Tamka: It means there’s only soup
Kiburi:Well, then get out of the soup isle!
Tamka: Okay! You don’t have to shout at me! (walks into another isle) There’s more soup
Kiburi: What do you mean there’s more soup?!
Tamka: It means there’s just more soup
Kiburi: Go into the next isle
Tamka: (goes into the next isle) There’s still soup!
Kiburi: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Tamka: I’M AT SOUP!
Kiburi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE “AT SOUP”?!?!
Tamka: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!
Kiburi: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Tamka: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Kiburi: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!
Tamka: FUCK YOU!!!!!
Kenge: I’m not worried about silly things like labels. Animals can call me whatever they want. They could even call me little…..
Kenge: NEVER CALL ME LITTLE!!!!!
(Nduli leans in towards a sleeping Tamka)
Nduli: Tamka..Tamka...Tam-zebra.
Tamka: (wakes up) Gimme the leg! I want the leg!
Makuu and Ucheshi: (staring into each other’s eyes)
Kiburi: (rips the leg off of a kill)
Makuu: We’re having a moment
Kiburi: I’m having a snack
Goigoi: The good news is I named my nickel “Phillip!”
Janja: What’s the bad news?
Goigoi: It’s a girl nickel! :D
Janja: YOU BET ME FOR A NICKEL?!
Cheezi: But it was a shiny nickel!
(Hodari saves Njano’s life)
Njano: Bro... 🥺
Hodari: Bro... 🥺
Kenge: Can you guys stop making out and go get the chimps?!
Neema: [Could I give Tamka a -2?]
Tamka: For what?
Neema: [Just for being you]
Jasiri: You assaulted a 94-year old animal!
Kenge: He sassed me
Mzingo: Ooh, you have some pie! Would you mind if I have a piece?
Janja: Uh, sure. (gives Mzingo a piece of pie)
Mzingo: Can you pass the cool hwhip?
Janja: What’d you say?
Mzingo: You can’t have a pie without cool hwhip!
J Cool hwhip?
M: Cool hwhip, yeah
J: You mean cool whip
M: Yeah, cool hwhip
J: Cool whip
M: Cool hwhip
J: Cool WHip
M: Cool hwhip
J: You’re saying it weird! Why’re you putting so much emphasis on the h?
M: What are you talking about? I’m just saying cool hwhip! You put cool hwhip on pie. Pie tastes better with cool hwhip
J: Say “whip”
M: Whip
J: Now say “cool whip”
M: Cool hwhip
J: Cool WHIP
M: Cool hwhip
J: COOL WHIP
M: Cool hwhip
Janja: YOU’RE EATING FUR!
Actor AU: Deleted scene with Scar and Jasiri
Director: Action!
Scar: Are you saying I’m stupid?
Jasiri: No…
Scar: Do I look. Stupid. To you?
Jasiri: *starts laughing* I’m sorry 😂😂
(Cut to next take)
Scar: Are you saying I’m stupid?
Jasiri: *starts wheezing* I’m sorry! *recomposes herself* I got it. No no, just do it again. I’m fine
(Cut to next take)
Scar: Are you saying I’m stupid?
Jasiri: *pointing* YES! *laughs*
Scar: This is the fifteenth take, I cannot work like this. I will be in my trailer…
Jasiri: I need a break
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handfulofmuses · 1 month
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Whenever he is focused on you like that you are pretty much screwed.
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dreamystrz · 2 years
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Rating lion guard characters, except im actually sane, part two! (REMEMBER THESE ARE ALL THE LION GUARD CHARACTERS, EVERY CHARACTER IN THE SERIES NO MATTER WHAT EPISODE!)
Reirei: 0/10 manipulator, and forcing your kids to help you
Goigoi: 10/10 A VIBE THO
Vitani: 5/10 eh-
Kovu: 10/10 good boyfriend to Kiara lmfao, funny how he was chosen to be king at first then got kicked out of the pridelands.. THEN PROCEEDED TO BE THE NEXT KING 💀
Ma Tembo: 10/10 good leader, also misspelled her name a couple times and i am so sorry 😭
Makucha: 0/10 literally so rude, for what
Badili: 10/10 he's so sweet and cute bro didn't deserve to be bullied 😭😭😭😭😭
Mzingo: 3/10 what
Zazu: 10/10 THE OG YASSS 🛐🛐🛐🛐
Ajabu: 9/10 only because he's actually really pretty
Twiga: 0/10 didn't have to do that to Makuu, did you? 😐
Madoa: 6/10 yes
Mtoto: 0/10 child. I hate child.
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bandana-fox · 2 years
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Why
Do I suddenly ship Ushari and Mzingo
#ok
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jouniorkid · 1 year
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Full 3pc cotton kabisa nguo kutoka Taiwan 🇹🇼 bei 55,000 ziko chache kabisa wai mzingo uko store za moto #0788254898 https://www.instagram.com/p/CofEjbqtauC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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wikielimu · 2 years
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KUPIMA MZINGO WA MKONO ■ Kupima mzingo wa mkono ni utaratibu wa kupima mzingo wa kati wa sehemu ya juu ya mkono (MUAC) wa kushoto – ni kipimo cha ukubwa wa misuli ya mkono kinachotumika kujua hali ya lishe kwa watoto wenye umri zaidi ya miezi sita na watu wazima. Kipimo hiki hutumika kugundua utapiamlo wa kadiri na mkali. ▪︎Mzingo wa kati wa sehemu ya juu ya mkono ukiwa kati ya sentimeta 11.5 -12.5 unaonesha Utapiamlo wa kadiri. ▪︎Kipimo cha MUAC kikiwa chini ya sm 11.5 kinaonesha utapiamlo mkali (kulingana na miongozo ya WHO ■ Kwa mujibu wa Shirika la Afya Duniani (WHO) upimaji wa mzingo wa kati wa sehemu ya juu ya mkono (MUAC) kwa watoto na watu wazima hufanyika kwa kuzingatia taratibu zifuatazo; JIFUNZE ZAIDI HAPA https://wikielimu.com/kupima-mzingo-wa-mkono-kutathmini-utapiamlo/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CgusQhxqlPT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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jansiricave · 2 years
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Reformed Villains Society (Introduction and 1st meeting)
Dhahabu: Welcome to reformed villains society! I am in charge. Janja is in charge if I die, and Makuu is in charge if both of us die! Janja: Right. Makuu: I suppose...wait, why am I the third in line? I reformed before Janja did! Janja: ... Dhahabu: You bring up a good point, Makuu. Plus, Janja is kind of dumb. Okay, Makuu, you’ll be the second in line and Janja can be the third in line. Reirei: What about me? Dhahabu: What about you? Reirei: Why am I not in the line? Mzingo: Or me? Dhahabu: Because as far as I am concerned, you aren’t really reformed. You only switched sides after Scar’s defeat, whereas we *points to Janja, Makuu and herself* did it before that. And Mzingo had to be coerced into accepting Jasiri’s leadership. Cheezi: So...er...what do we do in this ‘society’? Dhahabu: Good question. I should list some ground rules. 1. You must respect the Circle of Life. 2. No stealing food without permission from the royal family 3. Do at least one good deed per day. Makuu: Yeah, we can do that. Janja: We can indeed.
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spinnysocks · 3 months
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i wanna explore an adopted father & son relationship between mzingo and janja but i feel that they'd be so awkward about it that it'd just be like that one meme
Janja: Did you just make a dad joke?
Mzingo: Did you just call me dad?
mwoga is there like. for fucks sake we adopted janja years ago 😭 he can see right through both of them despite not being as close to janja, but even though mzingo is literally janja's dad figure they never bring it up. because they're stupid /affectionate
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ben-the-hyena · 5 years
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I love birds of prey, the real animals are badass and cool and the fictional anthropomorphized characters are too
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krueger4eva · 11 months
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Janja’s Lament, Part 1
In several parts, I am going to present numerous screenshots of a roleplay story that I collaborated with a couple of friends called “Janja’s Lament”. It’s a story idea I proposed in a Lion King/Lion Guard Discord server I joined a while ago. With their permission, I would like to share these amazing moments with all of you! ❤️🦁
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((To be continued…))
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twistedtummies2 · 2 years
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Don't know if I'm allowed to ask for two, but ranking for Mzingo and Janja? (Sorry, just didn't want to clutter up your ask box ^^; ...)
I would prefer two separate ones, so please send the one you're most interested in hearing about first, then send the other. :)
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devilsrecreation · 3 months
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Aiight, so a little update on this post: I decided that despite my lack of knowledge and experience on writing original songs (I usually write parodies lol), I’mma try to write Kiburi’s hypothetical verse in “Run this Dump”. I think his verse would sound something like this:
(spoken) Okay, if we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do this my way
Yeah, I’m gonna run this dump
Starting with today
Cuz I’m running it the crocodile way
You guys are rocks, I’m a star shinin’ bright
And no offense, but you really can’t fight
I’ll run it by training you, I ain’t no amateur
Since all I see here are weak clumps of fur
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handfulofmuses · 2 days
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"Run this dump” is still the funniest song. They burned down a small patch in the Pridelands. Scar was like congratulations now stay here so the guard can’t reclaim it. Everyone thinks Scar is nuts.
Janja is all like hey guys we all agree this place is a dump and no one likes it?
Everyone agrees and Janja is like great I’m doing you guys a favor we hyenas are in charge now and everyone was like no way
Janja starts singing. Janja literally admitted he is the trash king. He kicks dust in Kiburi’s face and Kiburi is just so done.
Reirei starts singing. She kicks Chungu away. She pushes Janja and Cheezi away.
Mzingo is over here like "okay my turn” it’s a singing competition now. He finishes and looks over to Kiburi, expecting him to sing along.
Everyone else looks at Kiburi to sing, including a member of his own float. Kiburi looks between everyone as he realizes they want him to sing. He is grumpy. "I don’t sing. =w=“
Scar grounded his entire army to a single patch and everyone hated it.
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