#my wifi was down again

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Long list of Nimona headcanons cause I didn't post yesterday

I feel like Nimona doesn’t really have great control of her shifting/strength when she’s experiencing really intense emotions 

When she’s angry or frustrated she tends to get bigger 

Sometimes it’s her whole body sometimes it’s just her arms 

She has a bad habit of breaking things on accident when she’s upset 

When they’re sad or hurt they’ll get smaller 

One time Nimona and Bal got into a really intense argument and Bal said something he didn’t mean and they shrunk like 5 inches and he knew he fucked up instantly 

When he gets happy or excited is when his shifting really goes haywire  

Sometimes when he’s really happy with someone he’ll subconsciously take on some of their characteristics 

Ambrosius complimented him one time and Nimona had his dimples for the rest of the day 

Bal fixed her headphones and she took on his laugh for two days 

At first it kind of unsettled them but they understood that it was just another way of her showing love so they got used to seeing their freckles on her face and hearing their laughs from her 

Bal needs glasses and contacts most of the time but he never uses them

He says glasses are a pain and he’s terrified of anything and everything near his eyes 

Ambrosius needs to do it for him because it’s easier for some reason 

He also has a bad habit of misplacing his glasses and recruits Nimona and Ambrosius to help him look for them the second they're supposed to leave 

Half the time they give up on looking for them and he relies on Ambrosius to help him read things 

He loves that man to death but if he has to read one more menu out loud he’s gonna lose it 

There have also been close calls where people tried to start a fight cause they thought Bal was glaring at them

In reality he was just trying to read the sign next to them 

No one should let this man drive he’s a terror to society when he’s behind the wheel

He always insists that he doesn’t need his glasses to drive 

Nimona offers to drive but no one lets them because the last time they were behind the wheel they aimed for a group of people yelling “That’s at least 50 points”

Ambrosius is the most responsible driver but as I said in this post that man can’t find his way out of a paper bag 

So his directions are always on and Bal always complains that he could find a faster way in his sleep

Ambrosius turns to him and says “Love you couldn’t find your hand in front of your face” 

And Bal shoved him so hard he almost crashed the carriage and his passenger privileges were revoked for a week

Both Bal and Nimona have resting bitch faces 

A lot of people think Bal is this mean horrible stuck-up person 

And then they talk to him for more than five seconds and realize he’s got a heart of gold and big puppy dog eyes to match

A lot of people see Nimona’s resting bitch face and get a little scared but they also have this thought of “but she’s just a teenager with a squishy little face how bad could she be”

And then they realize they’re talking to a chaos gremlin and the resting bitch face was there to protect them

Ambrosius has been trained not to frown in public 

This man puts Disney Employees to shame with his bright smile and his energetic personality 

But the literal second he’s home that mask drops 

Bal and Ambrosius are so used to this routine that they aren’t even fazed anymore 

But Nimona always pretends like they’re cutting the string over Ambrosius' head whenever the door closes 

It’s almost comical to see because the second they do it his face drops and his shoulders droop and his once energetic voice is a monotone mumble 

He’s not always like this tho being in the public eye just drains the life out of him

But when he gets to stay home with people who love and care about him he could put the damn energizer bunny out of business

#nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #Ambrosius is Bal's little seeing eye human #I have a little headcanon that Nimona cant read #cause no one taught her #and even if she could read she wouldn't help Bal #she already helped him look for the stupid glasses #that's enough kindness for one day #sorry I didn't post #my wifi was down again

[buglaur]

this is kit, please commission some art from them on social bunny 🙏

#ts4 #sims 4 #just wanted to test out relight but now i have a whole new gameplay i wanna do #my house wifi's been down since friday so i'd nothing better to do lol #assignments shouldn't exist. i should be able to play video games all day >:( #i think i'm going to remove this font replacement cus it can't do accented letters :( #i had to uninstall wickedwhims cus my uni friend wants to play sims on my laptop tomorrow LOL #anyways kits cool though #they're in the same save as virgil's tjol :) #so they might meet him! #uuughhh i fuckin hate thursdays. i'm out of the house for like 14 hours :(( #going to england in 8 days tho i'm so excited to see my family again :) they got a new dog too!! a jack russell named paddy lmaooo #i got tagged in kmik posts but i'm saving them for friday night when i'm not busy <3 #goodnight simblr #it's 11:50pm and i need to start writing my essay due tomorrow D:

[cowboykakashi]

We moved into a new house that has a balcony so now his lordship can watch over us from on high

#Hubert #that one post of his is getting notes again so here’s a Hube update for anyone who wants it #he loves the new house he and Bernie run around and up and down the stairs all the time it’s good #he’s fallen off the balcony one time and since has been more careful #but I do keep trying to get him to jump down into my loving arms and he just WONT WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME MY BABY MY CHILD MY LITTLE ANGEL #ugh ok tags now #cat #cats #cute cat #kitties #tuxedo cat #black and white cat #petblr #catblr #cats of tumblr #peep the Sasuke and Naruto blanket out wifi password is yaoiranch420 lol

[onewolfaday]

011. redraw of that one image of the wolf who caught a frog

#wifis down and out from the storm (power may soon follow) so this is actually just a picture of my computer screen #AND my wacom drivers spontaneously broke and i cant fix them till i have wifi again #wolf #wolves

[marfian]

The pavlovian response I had to come to this hellsite to check what was going on with AO3 because I KNEW I would see it trending needs to be studied.

#ao3 #archive of our own #literally as soon as the page was down #I was like #TUMBLR THEY'LL KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING #and you did #thanks for never disappointing me #unlike my dad lol #also I genuinely changed to my other connections because Ao3 is tealiable enough that it made me doubt of my wifi first and foremost #like what a flex for a site #btw they are under a DDoS attack #I'll definitely have to fulfill my civic duty and donate again #for now I'll fulfill the civic duty of making a post while laughing at myself and telling you not to refresh #stop refreshing #and go to bed early #in case it wasn't clear #ao3 is down #check updates through tumblr our beloved hellsite

[mayday-jd]

holy shit this movie was amazing.

welcome back to me watching all the trolls movies in (almost) one sitting with breaks in between to process the colorful trip I'm on rn

TROLLS 2 WAS VERY GOOD

from the great writing in the world building, themes and characters, designs and sound of the other trolls and generally this movie being short but fun makes it a blast to watch

so I'd give it a 9/10 which makes this the best trolls movie out of the whole trilogy

now onto my thoughts

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• so first off let's talk about my main man branch

did ever mention how I love this guy?? 😊

but what I love most is him in this movie because wow this man is head over heels for poppy lmao

and ofc there's some other stuff but let's talk broppy for a bit

so I already watched trolls 3 so ik how branch and poppy's relationship looks like in the future but this movie is also an important step in their relationship because there's a massive problem here :

poppy does not listen to anybody.

"I've always been by your side since the moment I've met you" - poppy (trolls 3)

while that is true here it's more like branch goes along with wtv poppy's doing because he's absolutely smitten and so he ends up doing all the listen and bending to what poppy wants while she doesn't give back any of that to branch or anyone else around her

one of the turning points for branch in the movie is after they go to the funk kingdom but the seeds to that change are planted when hickory tells branch that he's doing all the listening not poppy

so they argue and get separated until they reunite at the end of the movie

but that's more for when I talk about poppy and oh boy do I have some things to say. . .

I also like that, contrary to poppy's kind of judgy reaction to the other trolls, branch is all for the music trolls' lifestyles and music

it's shown more in the dance battle between the kpop and the reggaeton trolls but there's also a comment he makes when he hears the sad country song at lonesome flats

"It's kind of sad, but life is sad sometimes. So, I kind of like it."

meanwhile poppy immediately thinks that the country trolls are miserable and don't know how to have fun

but again that's for when I get into poppy's turn 😒

which speaking of.....

• I wanna say that I am by no means a poppy hater

that said this girl has been on my NERVES for the majority of this movie (WHICH IS A GOOD THING!!)

so when poppy gets told about the other trolls' existence by her dad she's excited to get them all tgt cuz she thinks barb genuinely wants to unite all trolls and not yk assimilate them or anything

so she sets off on a journey to meet barb, give her the pop string and have a massive party with all the trolls

but really she's not doing this just because of that no no no

poppy's insecure about being a bad queen

and makes it everyone's problem.

because when her, branch and biggie make it to symphonyville, the land of the classical trolls, they're told and literally see the carnage left by barb, poppy's quest changes

now she wants to save everybody and stop barb from turning everyone into rock trolls

because that's what a good queen would do right?? she'd get rid of the problem entirely instead of going back home and protecting her ppl who are literally under her care because that would be giving. up. 🙂

so let's not listen to biggie or branch who are telling her this is a terrible idea because that's simply not what poppy wants to hear since they're against her totally awesome plan

now let's talk about my favorite section of the movie

#no silly remarks because i had to remake this post #cuz my wifi acted up. when I finished the post. #so yeah I'm not writing down all of that AGAIN. #any quotes you see are written from memory #my ass is NOT replaying the movie to write these down hell no #movie starts and branch is already a dork #I love this guy a lot #dare I say it?? malewife THERE #broppy fallout </3 #it was v much needed #poppy opens her ears challenge (level: impossible!!!)

[tolbachik]

sorry for being so angry tonight. a better world is possible, we have the engineers, the knowledge, and the power to do it. but our world is driven by a greed and hatred unlike any other, one that sucks the soul out of us all.

we can live lives filled with peace, love, and relative comfort but it's been decided for us that we can't. we can uncover the secrets of our world and universe, but we only chose to do so when it's profitable.

there are so many amazing, wonderful, beautiful people on this world. so many vibrant cultures, so much love, so many hopes and dreams. but the west takes it all. capitalism takes more than the world can provide, pushes people into poverty and slavery, all so only a few can play with us all as mere toys and have dick waving competitions.

we're turned against each other, we're told others are savage and inhuman, that they're just a number, just a percentage point. they play god, and as one that is filled with nothing but vengeance and rage. one that only seeks to punish and hoard all that there is, until there isn't anything else anymore. we could've made such a beautiful world for ourselves by this point if a few key things had gone through, but greed and hatred was won time and time again.

my only hope is that we can finally start to push this horrid system into the fire, and we can truly start to set things right. for all its failings, i think the internet has really started to bring us together. i just want people to live and be happy. i want everyone to be able to follow their dreams and feel love. i really hope we can reach that point someday.

#sorry. again. #had one of those “oh yeah i'm alive” moments when i was writing that francis bebey thing #and it just kinda snowballed from there y'know #knowing history and how long certain concepts have been around is just so infuriating #we really could've been in such a good state by now #space based solar power beaming down nearly limitless energy by the 80s #floating sea platforms providing fresh seafood and electricity to equatorial nations #nearly carbon neutral electrical grid by this time if reagan hadn't been president #liquid salt reactors to help transition us from fossil fuels to clean energy #so many things have been possible and are currently possible to make life so much better for everyone #but instead we waste it on dozens of useless wifi satellites that'll trap us on our planet #nuclear fearmongering preventing us from weaning off of fossil fuels easily #every day i wake up hoping this chain of bad decisions and terror has been a dream #but it isn't #we have to make do with what we have and strive for a better world #we'll get there someday #my posts

[phoenixcatch7]

Ao3 my sweet not now... Please.

#This wasn't an issue before all those weird spam bot comments I think #It's down AGAIN that's the SECOND TIME THIS YEAR baby NO #ao3 #why do this to us ToT #I thought my WiFi wasn't working but it's so much worse #We are all absolutely useless aren't we. Look at how many people flock to the tumblr as soon as anything happens #My pocket friends across the world we are all alike

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

hehe,,, i got Kaeya's skin he is so pretty hehehehee,,,

#hush n shush wifi #wifi plays genshin #not brainrot #of course this came at the cost of me SCOURING the map for challenges/those little flower pod things #ok i like the cart roller coaster thing but this could've been less painful if there were more waypoints #the carts can only go so far... literally! #the event story is pretty cute so far! it's nice to see eula and kaeya again and kokomi is still one of my faves #idyia also seems pretty interesting i'm excited to see where this will go #also it's funny i see some people theorizing about the state of teyvat due to the domain apparently 'flipping upside down' #but i honestly just went 'ah. bottle got shaken' because i'm silly #anyways kaeya let me hold your hand please <33 #they painted his nails guys it makes me so happy #good evening :)

[chiisana-lion]

day went absolutely catastrophic i should mark the date as the worst day in my life so far

#among other things. power went out for six hours during the entire duration of my college entrance exam. #laptop ran out of battery in that time and i couldnt turn in the sketch portion of the exam due to such matters and had to go to town to #find a cafe with working electricity and wifi i could use and broke down crying the entire time #went home and got carsick and threw up. cried some more and fell asleep for three hours . and the entire time my phone was on less than 20% #THEN A CAT PISSED ON MY DOORMAT #AGAIN!!!!!! #awesome day #duck rants about something

[prismit]

well. it begins. the ninth circle of egg hell. wish me luck

#ghost town... 2! #pokemon #shiny hunting #look pokemon bank could go down at any point once the 3ds wifi loses support. unfortunately It Is Time #i don't want to miss my chance because i have no idea if manaphy will ever be huntable again lmao #for the uninformed: 1/8192 chance of one of these eggs being what i'm looking for #if none of them are i have to play a second game up to the point where trading is possible and trade them all over and hatch them again #i'm not quite done with the preparation stage so i haven't timed it yet but i'm expecting 1 cycle to take around 40 minutes minimum #for 10 chances. :) #(might actually take it down to 8 due to trading restrictions in this generation. idk if the extra 2 are worth it)

[sucktacular]

In my heart we're all playing wild world together and swapping rare items and dumping a bunch of bells at each other's towns and then running back home as if committing a crime 💕💕💕

#sucktacular sucks #im happy to report thst the last time I checked (few months ago) you could still play online via #uhhh idk what to call it but there are ppl that host the wifi connection portal thing still #cuz nintendo killed its hosting servicea long time ago. so you can still play with others online! #sorry I just eoke up and I'm bad with words #anyway not saying we do all that but in my heart we are besties and visit every night to vibe #i need to try new horizons again cuz i havent played in years... #every time i go into my 'down town' area it lags horribly cuz i have too much stuff placed out LOL #but its also do beautiful i cant take ir away ; o ; i worked so hard to make i #*it #animal crossing my beloved forever and always

[aimixx]

They're literally pretty

yknow who's prettier?

you cant change my mind

#—letters to traveler #—signed #—signed; lilikags #—companions #yes i will watch i7 but my wifi is down so im waiting for it to work again

[offonaherosjourney]

My mom walked in on me sitting on the floor with my phone's flashlight on and asked what I was doing and I had to explain I'd been watching some ants for the last 30 minutes.

#my mom: oh is the wifi down again?? #me: no not at all why #my neck is most definitely going to hurt tomorrow but it will be worth it #nym's posts

[donutdisturblivball]

is everyone else’s ao3 down or is it just me going through this time of uncertainty

#i’m on my shit again #ao3 #archive of our own #i think the website crashed? #i got the 504 message the same way it did when that dnf fanfic updated a while back #when that was a big thing #it’s either that or my wifi is shit #in which case i’m about to MCD my wifi router and then myself #hm yk i’m actually kinda curious as to how twitters doing during this whole debacle #is AO3 DOWN trending yet #or at the very least ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN

[jasonsmirrorball]

you guys. you will not believe the day i’ve had and it isn’t even mid afternoon

#exam in the morning but they cut off our service state wide and NOTHING was working on my phone not data not wifi NOTHING #edit: APPARENTLY IT WAS NATIONWIDE????? #and i forgot what time my exam was and where my seat was and i had to guess when the bus came (sat there w #i sat there for a good fifteen minutes at least waiting for the bus and THEN it was getting way too close to my exam time and #the bus driver was driving SO SLOW and he kept taking breaks and i literally was going to cry on the bus because i was scared of missing my #-exam. AND by the time i got to my stop there was THREE MUNUTES LEFT UNTIL IT STARTED #THREE MINUTES. i had to sprint !!!!! i haven’t run like that in YEARS. #and then i had to check with the invigilators where my seat was because i couldn’t on my phone #literally as i sat down the exam started. no time to prepare no time to even take my notes out or anything #AND AFTERWARDS i waited at the bus stop for twenty minutes because again i couldn’t check to see when the bus was coming #i don’t know how people lived like this in the 90s #sweetaurore