#my talking hank

[lizzystoddard]

My Talking Hank - 1.7 Update

After nearly 6 years since the game’s last major update, Talking Hank is finally ready for our next adventure! This summer, in honor of his leap year 2024 celebration, we’ll be getting a brand new island that’s packed with hidden treasures and new animal friends. What’s the new island like? There’s only one way to find out… You’ll just have to wait until it’s available, because we’ve got an exciting new adventure coming soon! Stay tuned for more!

#app update #outfit7 limited #talking tom & friends #my talking hank

[star0404]

Rudolph dizzy eyes

#my talking hank #rudolph the red nosed reindeer

[woulnutt]

Waiting... Suffering...

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Heart rate...up

#the ssum #ssum henri #he is hank to me tho #i even used batteries to change his name..! so hank it is #hank #my art #i was pretty surprised that i ended up liking hank the most... #never had anything against him #but also didn't think i would anticipate and enjoy conversations with him the most #talking with him is like a roller coaster ride that I actually enjoy #i just hope his route won't go into weird and unnecessary spheres...

[glass-noodle]

ok, so I came back to check out the fandom after some time and ive been just scrolling thru ur blog & ik im like starting a convo about a tag u wrote over a year ago 🙃 but... "this is how i imagine hank as a priest" just hit me bc have you watched hellbenders? that's EXACTLY how hank is like as a priest. drunk, hot, messy and all my thoughts would just leave me the second he appeared on screen. the au possibilities... dbh has done irreparable damage to my brain xo

I have not!!!

But now I must

#this look inspiring Hank’s concept art…. #father…. #(<Connor Detroit thoughts) #noodle talk #hank #also it makes me giddy to know you read my tags hehe pls don’t be afraid to start a convo from any of them

[cerise-on-top]

Hank with an Eldritch Horror Reader

Here's another thing I wrote two years back! It was an interesting concept which I really liked, so I actually really enjoyed writing this request!

Hank J Wimbleton was a grunt of many things, but not one to be scared unless he had a good reason to be. There were many things in this world he did not understand, you were one of them. Upon meeting you, his first instinct would have been to either fight or run away - who could blame him, it was all he knew. No matter how many times you reassured him that the very last thing you wanted to do was to harm him, he’d draw his weapon, uncertain of whether or not he should believe your words.

Once you show no resistance towards him whatsoever and simply restrain him using your powers or other methods, that’s when, thrashing around as much as he could, he would start listening. You may or may not have seen a grunt up close, but this was your chance to finally examine one. As you scrutinise him from every possible angle Hank realises that you were simply curious about his being and finally lowers weapon.

Your voice would likely hurt his head and freeze the blood in his veins, so you might have to resort to telepathy or speak through a marionette, if you can find one. Though, once Hank’s interest in you has been piqued, he’d be more than happy to find you one. A lot of people in Nevada seem to be redundant in the first place. Regarding telepathy: You will be able to have a two-way conversation with Hank like that, but, for the most part, he doesn’t think in words. Still, he can do so, if needed.

If you’re on the rather small side, he will make an effort to pick you up, or hold you, and bring you back to base. Depending on whether you can float or not, this might be rather difficult, but he’ll try. If you’re large, however, then he will simply “tell” you to follow him. As an eldritch being you could likely either change your form or scare away anyone in your path in the first place, so he doesn’t particularly worry about anyone being stupid enough to attack you.

Spend time with him, he’ll get used to you more and more and, eventually, grow a bond with you. Proud, he’ll show you to Doc so he can figure out what you are, but do not be fooled. Hank wants to know what you are to some degree too. Once comfortable with you and certain you won’t harm him, he’ll start observing you, touching you to some degree. See how you react, how you feel, how you are.

Despite your conversations being, for the most part, one-sided, Hank will ask you directly what you are and if you’re some form of eldritch deity. Since you’re an amicable creature he can’t exactly wrap his head around, it’s worth a try.

Although he would like to do so to some degree, he won’t take you with him on missions. It’s his way of saying “I care a great deal about you, I don’t want you to die or worse even if you are capable of defending yourself.” If you really insist on aiding him, he will let you, begrudgingly. But beware that he will have your back. In fact, having you around will give him a greater reason to fight and improve his overall performance. Though, it will also be a major stress factor to him if something were to happen to you, so choose wisely.

#madness combat #madness combat x reader #hank j wimbleton #hank j wimbleton x reader #I've been into eldritch horrors and stuff ever since I was a teenager #although I don't condone his beliefs in the slightest I really like Lovecraft's writing style #at one point it influenced how I wrote as well since he was rather descriptive in a pleasant to read way #I have an anthology at home that I might wanna reread again at some point #celephais was always my favorite story and I think it may be one of my favorite stories of all time #I know it interests no one but my favorite book is No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai #and yes I did get into classic literature because of a certain anime I don't wanna tag in this post #but another book I really enjoyed reading was Clockwork Orange I read it with someone I used to be close to and it was a really good read #it gave me nightmares but I really enjoyed it! gave me something to talk about with my father as well #Hier kommt Alex by Die Toten Hosen is also a really good song! as is 1000 Gründe by the same band! #those songs are based on Clockwork Orange actually! #I never watched the movie and I don't think I ever will because eye gore disturbs me but the book was good! I read it bc of tboi! #I have quite a few classic at home! but I think I wanna finish reading Paradise Lost! That's also a really interesting story so far! #reading and writing are some of my favorite hobbies! #I'd also love to finishe the price of salt at some point as well! Because I have to all things considered! #I just wish I could juggle all of my hobbies a bit better! I wish I had a bit more time for everything! but oh well it be like that!

[dirty-droid]

Fuck ageing Hank down in an Everyone's Human Au.

AGE! CONNOR! UP!

You don't even have to change the way he looks, Connor just gets carded at the bar and gets excited, "Really? Oh, goodness, of course, but just so you know, I'm 44, but thank you!" All the while Hank is rolling his eyes, knowing that he was getting judged for walking in with a 'hot young thing', and Connor doesn't give a about Hank's image because He's Still Got It

#This is my only headcanon #if Connor's a Dad to an older Cole or maybe even to Nines they always get mistaken for brothers and it tickles Connor pink #he's just That Mom you've all met her #a good reason to age Hank down is so Hank and Connor can meet young and have kids but that's IT #Hankcon #dean talks to himself

[commander-diomika]

Filled with incandescent rage since I said "OK I'll FINALLY wade into the Ao3 Shadowzel tag" only for the first fic to be Tav/Astarion with "Shadowheart and Lae'zel are teased toward the end of the (80k) fic" DON'T TAG THEM THEN. DON'T TAG THEM. D O N` T!!!! Tag the characters but not the relationship JESUS CHRIST

#This is why I have only read fics that have been directly recommended #My poor little heart can't take the rage #Hank talks #Shadowzel #Ao3 #ao3 etiquette

[ghostorbz]

School doodles ft my yellow ass bedroom light

#i dont feel like fixing the colors on these sorry! #uhhm the first one is referencing a conversation me and my little sister had this morning #im not gonna talk about it #the last photo of zim and dib is based on my friends dream. i thought it was really cute #ooh the one with gaz and gir is a reference to a song.. i might animate it with them #art #traditional art #invader zim #nickelodeon #dib membrane #zim iz #gaz membrane #gir iz #zadr #zim and dib romance #madness combat #madcom #hank j wimbleton #hank madness combat #tricky madness combat #yaah

[simon-writes-occasionally]

Sean Anderson simps, what do we think?

Getting Sean Anderson as your roommate in college was the whirlwind of change you thought only happened in movies. When Sean gets a message from his uncle about having finally located Atlantis after years of researching, he asks you to come with. You end up getting a bit more than you bargained for...

Otherwise known as: I’m rewriting Journey 2 almost completely because I dislike so many aspects of it other than the setting and Sean <3

Still playing around with some ideas but I think I know what I'm gonna do. Keep an eye out for the posting :]

#will the fic include Hank Parsons slander???? yes bc i dislike the Rock just playing Himself in movies #and he felt weirdly manipulative #ive talked about this on my main #sean anderson x reader #sean anderson #josh hutcherson #writer rambles #im bringing back trevor bc i love him and i miss him

[themarionette-theporcelaindoll]

4x04//4x08- Barry 2018-2023

#catastrophic level parallel #barry hbo #nohobal #noho hank #cristobal sifuentes #oh my god guys oh mt god someone talk to me about this right now im gonna kermit #cristobal x noho hank #noho hank x cristobal #barry season 4 #hbo barry #barry s4

[lizzystoddard]

2024 copyright notice for My Talking Hank.

#app update #outfit7 limited #talking tom & friends #my talking hank

[bedlamsbard]

THAT WAS TOP-NOTCH HOWARD STARK I'M THRILLED.

MCU confirmation on Howard and T'Chanda (T'Challa's grandfather) being pals and T'Chanda giving him the vibranium, and Howard still managing to be exceptionally weird about Steve and being the one to break through to Bucky while being exceptionally weird about Steve, this is the happiest What If has ever made me and probably will ever make me. (that was def AoU Thor though, sorry about...your entire planet being wiped out?)

*Captain America theme plays*

#what if spoilers #my needs are...well actually pretty high but I can be easily placated with certain things and this is two of them #bedlam watches the mcu #what's funnier is that they didn't even TRY to make howard not be a terrible father #on a scale of hank pym to ego he is smack dab in the middle I guess (the role of good dad is played by hank) #I'm also so relieved they didn't make peggy be the one to talk bucky down by talking about steve #that role SHOULD go to howard stark #(no talking for peggy when she could be shooting things) #bedlam watches marvel's what if

[docnukes]

my girlfriend hank in a cunty bodysuit

do not tag as kin/id/me etc

#my art #hank j. wimbleton #madcom #madness combat #hank j wimbleton #hank wimbleton #madcom hank #madness combat hank #red suits her. ok #<- btw i use any pronouns w hank. because they would use any and all pronouns. thank you hope thish elps #also hank is butch girl as fuck anyway. thank you for ocming to my ted talk

[ilonacho]

boyfriend haul from today

#the spot was a gift from our besties maria and emily💕♥️💕♥️💕 tysm ilysm #my big spot n little spot now be like dont talk to me or my son ever again #and my heart skipped a beat when i saw that hank like holy shit #it was just the one and i almost didnt see him and ive been getting back into simps lately so like what r the odds i had to have him…. #he was not cheap💔 but i once walked away from a patty and i still regret it so i couldnt do that again #i also wore my grimey tank top today and a guy told me he liked my shirt so hehehe #a good day i love my friends!!!

[cerise-on-top]

Hank, Sanford and Deimos with a Reader who does Handcrafts

Gonna post my old MadCom stuff since people seem interested in it! I didn't write too much back then, but I'll post it anyway and hope for some MadCom requests as well! What the title says! Reader knits, crochets and embroiders in this! The format is different from how I usually write, but that's because I wrote this months ago, if not in 2022! I don't remember when, but it's been a while since I wrote this!

Hank

If you get his attention while doing one of your crafts, expect him to just stare at you for a while. He knows what knitting is, since you can use those needles to stab someone with enough force, but he never really cared much for any of it. So, seeing you do those small, but precise movements has him somewhat curious. If you beckon him closer to check out what you’re doing, he will approach you, taking your piece from your hands and gently examining it, before returning it to you.

While he won’t join you that often due to his occupation, Hank will lie down next to you from time to time, watching you work until he falls asleep eventually. Doing so next to you, especially when you’re knitting or doing embroidery, takes a lot of trust on his behalf, so it’s a rather rare occurrence, but it might happen. Still, sometimes even Nevada’s most wanted can’t resist getting some sleep in.

If you give him a scarf or anything of the likes it might seem like he doesn’t like it at first. As he only grunts in acknowledgement and doesn’t wear it, it might seem disheartening at first glance. But rest assured, he’s well aware that him wearing it would only get it covered in blood, and he wouldn’t want your creation, that you put so much love into, to get sullied like that. Hank does keep it somewhere hidden where only he can find it so that it won’t get stolen as well, he truly does treasure anything you give him.

Sanford

He has helped his mother crocheting every once in a while when he was young by holding her wool for her. Sanford always thought it to be really cool how you can make something so beautiful out of something as simple as wool and yarn. Much like he did when he was younger, he’ll hold your yarn for you, making it more comfortable to knit or crochet for you. Unlike Hank and Deimos, he will try to learn it as well. It seems relaxing, so why not? But by no means is he a master. Due to his strength, he will likely rip the yarn and wool apart from time to time and come to you for help.

In order to relax and unwind a bit, he’ll likely come to you and ask if you would like to practise your craft for and with him. Having you around in and of itself already makes Sanford happy, but just getting to spend time with you without having to worry about being killed by the enemy makes it all the better. If you let him, he will hold you close, lean into you, put you on his lap, anything you’re comfortable with.

Please give him a sweater. Because he’s never wearing a shirt he gets cold fairly easily. He’ll cherish it dearly and wear it whenever he can, and whenever he knows it won’t get ripped. Another thing he’d be very happy with would be a piece of embroidery. It reminds him of better times and gives him hope, especially when your piece of art is something pleasant and sweet to look at. Because of that, he will put it up somewhere in his room where he can always see it. Even if Deimos makes fun of him for it, he will simply lightly jab at the smoker, all the while smiling at it.

Deimos

He’ll lovingly call you a grandma for having hobbies like these. Even while doing embroidery, where you stab things thousands of times, he will snicker at you whenever he catches you doing any of these things. Though, he doesn’t mind that sort of thing at all since that means you’ll be sitting still for a while, meaning you’ll give him a chance to unwind with him. Deimos will wrap his arms around you, leaning onto you or just cuddle into you in general. No fighting, no getting hurt, just watching you do the same movements over and over again.

Despite possibly calling you boring, he does have great respect for your craft, since he can’t do any of it. It’s too tedious and he can’t sit around for long enough doing something like this. It’s simply not exciting enough. But the moment you give him his first sweater, he will think it’s the most awesome thing to ever exist. Proud as a peacock, he will flaunt and taunt his new piece of clothing, especially to Sanford and Hank, declaring just what a great lover he has.

Present him with a plushie and his mind will be blown. He always thought knitting and crocheting are just for woolly hats and sweaters and scarves and all. If he sees you made him a tiny grunt, he will simply lose it, run around the Status Quo base and show everyone what you’re capable of. It doesn’t even matter to him whether or not it looks good. Your hands are magical to him and absolutely everyone has to know just how cool and epic you are.

#madness combat #madness combat x reader #hank j wimbleton x reader #sanford x reader #deimos x reader #I miss Madness Combat so much y'all have absolutely no idea #I am foaming at the mouth absolutely feral waiting for episode 12 #I desperately need these funny grunt creatures back in my life #I know I said I'd be playing the OG MW games this weekend but in lieu of me getting back into madcom I might replay M:PN #and rewatch the entire series! I could force my friend to watch it with me again! #it'd be the third time I'd be watching it with someone else #I actually talked nonstop for over an hour about Madness Combat to my ex at one point and he didn't even stop me #I had so many theories about it all that seemed to make sense to me but I since forgot them unfortunately #Also did anyone else see the 2B plushies or was I hallucinating those? Because I can't find them on Makeship... #I actually own the Hank Sanford and Deimos plushies #Only 2B is missing at this point and I want him so so bad I love him #I actually had a White Hank plushie custom made as well because she's my absolutel favorite #oh boy I've been rambling here but it shows just how much I love Madness Combat! Such a good show! Phenomenal music too! #I need to give Sanford a hug after all he's been through :(

[glass-noodle]

Oh yeahhh you think Hank and Connor could learn sign language together??? Connor can’t speak human, so sign language would be a nice way to communicate! Hank would slowly realise the sea creature love of his life is a big fucking nerd lol. ‘Give me math Hank 😞’, ‘I yearn for more knowledgeable books to be read to me Hank’, ‘scratch that I want to learn how to read Hank’ - kamski think a like

Kamski-think-a-like!!! *throws hands up like one would upon seeing that the neighbourhood cat has visited their yard*

He’s a huge fuckin’ nerd and Hank’s definitely been realizing that throughout their time together. Connor is insatiable (in more ways than one *cough*); I’m imagining his eyes going all big and dilated like a cat’s when Hank starts teaching him something haha. He starts bringing in some old textbooks to read to him and practically sees his fishy lil brain light up

They could definitely learn sign language together!! Maybe Hank borrows a textbook or downloads an app on his phone and they both learn together 🥺 Opening up a world of communication between them, allowing Hank to finally really delve into Connor’s mind. There’s something special about Hank having learned how to read Connor (and vice versa, though to a lesser extent since Connor can understand a little bit of English) just through body language and vocalizations, but the opportunity to really get to know what Connor is thinking? Too great to pass up.

Once again anon you are so right. I think he even says that he doesn’t know how to work his phone at some point in the game?? Which is totally unbelievable as a millennial, lmao. Still, despite the Cage Writing, I can’t help but like that stupid car and its stupid old-fashioned owner. I do like the idea of Hank getting a completely tech-less car after Cole’s death, or maybe just having been pretty anti-technology in general even before that (evidenced by his interest in “real” books, or having a house that’s as void of technology as you can get). Maybe he’s always had a passion for old cars, or things with an older charm. Picturing a young Hank who likes tinkering with old models even though his friends tease him about it, sleeves rolled up and covered in engine grease…..him refusing to give up his car for a newer one even when it sputters and takes five minutes to start (not at all related to his inability to let things go…)

And then this shiny, new-fangled piece of cutting-edge technology rocks up on his doorstep and sends his world into a tailspin 😌

#noodle talk #hankcon #lab merman au #‘give me math Hank 😔’ is making me feral it’s so cute hmfgb #THANK YOU for your detailed asks as usual it’s an honour to get these!!!! #love talking in-depth about both the au and the game itself #because sometimes my thoughts get scrambled like an egg and I struggle to put them into words lol 😖 #so I looove reading about what other people think #<33333