#my precious bean baby son

[starlitangels]

So

Funny story

I played Caelum in a DnD one-shot awhile back. Posted a bit about it back then

But Caelum as I played him definitely didn’t curse. Not even “darn.”

Instead my favorite exclamation of disappointment or fear to use for him was always “Ah beans”

Aaaaand

That has worked its way into my actual everyday vocabulary

Including yesterday when I was playing Breath of the Wild, fighting Windblight Ganon, and kept missing my shots

#fun story #Caelum #my precious bean baby son #Redacted ASMR #Redacted Caelum #Redacted Audio

[sacredpit]

↳               @praeteritus-memories ,   continued from   here .     🍒

    to   no extent   had kakyoin expected that so significant a tenderness would bloom in his chest upon making giorno’s acquaintance ,   especially since he’d come to italy for work .   over a decade has passed since the momentous events of his egyptian escapade ,   &   in that time ,   he has learned more about his true self than ever had been previously apparent   ━━━━   become more of himself   than ever he had been before .   but one aspect of his being that has yet to fully emerge from its chrysalis is his reluctance to open himself up to others ;   many pensive hours has he sat beside his inner child in   healing silence ,   hoping to unravel ,   thread by thread ,   the tightly - wound shroud in which he’d enswathed himself for protection ,   as if hierophant’s tendrils had coiled ’round his too - soft body like an unbreakable cocoon .

perhaps that had been a necessary response to the   corroding heartache   of a childhood spent entirely alone .   yet ,   he has managed to make a home for himself on   the other side ,   now ,   &   the white - knuckled grip he’s maintained on the latch to free his heart from its cage doesn’t serve him so well anymore .   how ironic a tragedy that   letting go   is this difficult ,   but as a man that has survived   the unfathomable ,   kakyoin is not so inclined to think of it as a mountain he cannot summit .   even the slackening of one knuckle at a time is still progress .

even so ,   there was something he saw in giorno early on that rendered his heart’s   immaculate camouflage   futile ,   exposing the softness tucked beneath layers   &   layers of armor without so much as an honest effort .   perhaps he saw himself in giorno ,   &   perhaps that extended to him the ability to perceive the lonely child hiding at the core of the strong   &   straight - shouldered   force of nature   that brought an entire syndicate to its knees .   how could he behold that   &   allow himself to become another person that   abandons him ?? 

the embrace is as warm as the venetian summer ,   or maybe warmer still ,   &   the loving width of kakyoin’s smile encapsulates a disposition just the same as his arms anchor tightly around giorno’s smaller frame .   as much as he’s   dreaded   having to bid giorno farewell   (   distance can be so cruel ;   how   unfortunate   that the heart can leave pieces of itself all over the world   ) ,   moments like this are precious enough to quell the sinking feeling in his abdomen ,   leaving a comforting reminder that   not even eight thousand kilometers   can make strangers of them in its wake .  

“   i don’t just mean for practical things ,   ”   he says ,   straightening his back just enough to look at the boy in his arms ,   “   though that’s important ,   of course .   but for anything ,   even if you just need someone to talk to .   ”   a lavender gaze is devastatingly soft as it meets the blueish emeralds reflecting off of it in a deepening gradient ,   &   in the back of his mind ,   kakyoin curses the throb in his chest   &   the pressure building behind his eyes .   his husband would surely say he is being dramatic ,   &   maybe he is ,   but his ever - growing affinity for the golden - haired boy cannot be helped .

“   i know that you’re a busy young man ,   but if you just want to talk about your day ,   or tell me about any cute boys in your life ,   ”   his smile grows a little with that remark ,   the teasing glint to his eye twinkling like a sky full of stars ,   “   i’d be happy to listen .   ”   

the raising of a slender wrist   &   hierophant’s tugging back of a linen sleeve reveals the face of kakyoin’s watch ,   prompting a slight pout .   oh ,   fuck it .    sure ,   he’s eager to return home to his family   (   this is the longest he’s been away since jouta was born   ) ,   but giorno has become family ,   too .   “   say ,   giogio   ━━━━   it seems i don’t have to be at the airport for another few hours ,   ”   he says ,   ruby - hued lashes fanning out between scarred lids as his eyes become smiling crescents .   “   i think that gives us just enough time for one more adventure .   i still haven’t gotten to try amarena gelato ,   &   that’s just unfair .   ”

#praeteritusmemories #【 * 🍒 教皇 › ❛ 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝘃 / vento aureo & stone ocean . 】 #【 * 🍒 教皇 › ❛ 𝗱𝗼𝗰𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 / replies . 】 #i hope u didn't think i would read ur answer and NOT cry my eyes out #holds them both in my hands like the tiny precious beans they are #i love them so much pls this is everything 2 me #also i set this like a year or 2 after VA i hope that is ok uwu #i always kind of imagined spw would send kak out there to do follow up work w giorno & the new passione #but u know he has a baby now so they had to wait bc kak said sorry my son comes first lol #i hope giorno will get to meet the kiddos at some point could u imagine ... uncle giorno ... #even tho their actual blood relationship is like so fucked up

[soulvee-animationz]

Uwahh!!! Your au characters are adorable and so fun to draw!!! They're all sooooo babieee!! You have no idea how much I love your au and cute asf art style in general 🥺 ( Well most of them anyway. Looks at Damian. )

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[ofloveandstardust]

A/N: I saw that Cain and Abel aren't like present in the show and I know they're technically Adam and Eve's kids, but let me have this please— I just wanna gush about this since it's been invading my mind.

cw: fem!reader (no pronouns, but reader is called wife/mama/mommy/mother)

Imagine: Being Adam's wife and having two sons with him.

I can definitely see him being excited over having sons. Like, hell yeah! But but but also— I have this feeling in my gut that he'd be okay with being a girl dad, sooo after having your sons he's just like "Wifey, Sugartits, Babycakes—" Any nickname under the sun until you finally ask him what he wants and he just says he wants a daughter.

You can't tell me he didn't name Abel— and 💀 It's even funnier since Abel does have a little more resemblance of his father than Cain does. Cain was named by you and looks more like you. However, you can say his attitude is similar to Adam's. I can see them both having Adam's eyes when thinking up of how they'd look, but I'm leaving things up in the air. Just for this, because I think it'd be neat, the boys are twins. Cain is the older twin while Abel is the younger one.

Cain is kind of a menace...but still a good kid. He always pulls that "Because I'm the oldest" card with Abel and if he ever whacked his brother and he started crying, Cain immediately does that thing where the sibling just panics and stops them from crying or else he's getting in trouble with mama and papa. He teases his younger brother, but will get upset if anyone tries to bully Abel. Oh, but the biggest menace he is towards? Adam. Cain doesn't hate his dad at all. No, he just prefers you more and lowkey is a mama's boy. Adam can have Mr. Perfect (Abel), but he at least has mama.

Then Adam just straight up has beef with his own son 💀 Because Cain takes up your time and he swears the little shit is taunting him when you're not looking. Cain comes up when you and Adam are kissing or anything like that, holding his hands up like, "I want Mama's kisses too... 🥺" You can't resist because that's your baby and he's so adorable. There's this stare down between Adam and Cain...meanwhile Abel, being the good bean that he is, waddles towards you all and goes, "Mama! Papa! Look what I drew! :D" and it's just a sweet little drawing of him, his brother, you and Adam.

Speaking of Abel, he's a good boi. Cain calls him Mr. Perfect sometimes because Abel has some natural talent. He's especially good with music, much to Adam's delight. Still, he looks up to his brother and despite Cain's jealousy, they do get along nicely. They have this little game where they're building their own city and decide over several elements of it. Abel somehow always brings sheep into the mix, but his brother isn't complaining.

Abel doesn't play favorites and says he loves you and Adam equally. He always wants to make sure the two of you are present at the same time when showing his accomplishments or what he's found. Speaking of which, he has special interests that last for a while until he moves on to another one or some just last a very long time. An example would be sheep, as mentioned before. He even has a lamb plushie (I can see him watching Lamb Chop's Play Along and loving the show). Cain knows how precious this little lamb is to Abel and will raise chaos if it ever gets lost or stolen (he calls the plush "The Chosen").

Here's a funny little thing: the boys not recognizing Adam in the mask he wears. From the day they were born, they always saw their father without his mask and have grown used to seeing his actual face. One day, they ask you where he was and you tell them it's work related but he'll be back to teach them some new songs. Just imagine Adam coming back, calling out that he's home, which cause the boys to rush up to him. Then they just stop because... "Mama, who's this stranger in our house!?" Abel literally starts crying— saying this isn't papa. Meanwhile Cain's mind immediately says violence is the answer (thanks, Adam). You have to calm both boys down and explain to them about the mask.

Flight lessons are stressful. It all started when Cain began jumping off of the furniture and escalated to him jumping off the bunk bed (because it'd be adorable for them to have bunk beds). So, it seems like it was time to show the boys how to use their wings. It's harder than it looks. Abel isn't okay with jumping off from anywhere unless Cain is going to jump with him. Fine with his brother because he enjoys doing this. Eventually, they're able to fly and it's a joy! They can fly around Heaven with you and Adam and it's absolutely adorable.

Cain and Abel have different ways to refer to you and Adam. Cain calls Adam 'dad' or 'papa' but does call him 'father' when he's upset or serious. Meanwhile, he calls you 'mama', 'mommy', or 'mom' (mom is more frequent when around others or strangers) and it's rare when he calls you mother. Abel just calls you two mama and papa. He'll only use mother and father if he's around people he doesn't know or meeting for the first time.

I have more thoughts about these little beans such as how they are around Lute (#1 and only Babysitter), Emily (Abel affectionately calls her Auntie Em), Sera and possibly Lucifer and Charlie (because you can't tell me Adam would not brag about having kids 💀). Like, I can see Cain being brutally honest when he first sees Lucifer because he's that type of kid. Will 100% make a comment about the man's height. There's also the fact that both boys are into music like their father. Abel once asked, "So if that's Queen, then who's the King?" when Adam tells them about Queen. Also, I can very much see Cain getting into gardening. If you want more of these then let me know!

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel x y/n #hazbin hotel fluff #adam x reader #adam x you #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel

[babybluebex]

Your friendly neighborhood JQ simp here @munson-blurbs 💚 could you please write about Joe x Pregnant Wife on the red carpet at the premiere of his movie? Thank you 🍏🍊🍇

Joe’s hand reached out to gently cup your belly, touching you nicely, and you smiled softly at him. “You alright?” you heard your husband whisper, and you nodded, letting your hand rest on top of his.

“Yes, I’m just fine,” you told him. “And Little Man is good too.”

Little Man was what you and Joseph had started to call your baby. You were having the hardest time coming up with a name for him, and, in the absence of a name, nicknames popped up. First, it was the likes of Bean and Peanut, then Baby, and now, after having learned that you were having a boy, Little Man. Almost as if he could hear (and sometimes you wondered if Little Man Quinn could hear you), he kicked at Joe’s hand, catching you off guard and forcing a laugh from your mouth.

“God!” you huffed as the cameras popped. Ever since you had announced your pregnancy, the press has been endless, and this, the premiere for A Quiet Place: Day One, was the debut of The Bump. It was a negligible bump so far, hardly anything to be shocked about, but that didn’t stop the wall of photographers in front of you from shouting you and your husband’s names, trying to catch a glimpse of the happy family. “He won’t stop moving.”

“Sorry, love,” Joe told you, leaning forward and burying a kiss in your hair. “I’ll take the blame for that.”

“I’ll make you,” you told him lightheartedly, and Joe grinned hard. He was all smiles in the last months, ever since you both had found out about Little Man, and you loved to see him so happy. Although, you could tell that there was more behind his smile; his hand shook at its place on your belly, lightly and hardly enough for you to even notice it, but you did. “Are you alright?”

“Just nervous,” Joe admitted. “Pregnant wife and all, I’m a little anxious tonight.”

“Don’t think about it,” you told him. “Here, let’s think about something else… Give me a name.”

“A name?” Joe repeated, his eyebrows furrowing for just a moment in confusion.

“For Little Man,” you said. “Just throw something out. I quite like the name Joshua.”

“Joshua Quinn,” Joe muttered. “I like it. What about William? Call him Liam.”

“Liam Quinn,” you tested out. “Will Quinn. I like Will better.”

“Me too,” Joe said, and he scoffed. “Might as well just go ahead and name him after me.”

“I mean,” you started with a shrug. “Joseph Anthony Francis is a good name. A little long, but good. Maybe Little Man can be Anthony Joseph, name him after you and his grandad.”

“Would you…” Joe started and cleared his throat, dropping his gaze from the photographers down to you. “Would you really want to name him after me? That’s too big an honor, I’m afraid.”

“Not for you,” you told him. “You’re already the best father in the world. You deserve all the praise and accolades that come with that.”

“Are you sure?” he asked. “Our son, the most precious thing in our life, named after me? Who am I to be giving my name to a baby?”

“You, my love,” you started, and you pressed a single finger into the dimple on his chin, eyeing his lips for a moment before you said, “Are Joseph Fucking Quinn. You’re an amazing father and husband, and the star of tonight’s movie. If anyone deserves to give their name to a little boy, it’s you. Oh, imagine it, baby, your little Anthony running around, your eyes and curls—“

“Your nose,” Joe interjected, and you smiled.

“My nose,” you agreed. “Just think about it. He’s playing in the garden and you call for him to come inside for supper: ‘Anthony! Come in, wash up!’”

“Could call him Ant, like with my dad,” Joe said, and he pressed his hand gently into your stomach, his thumb stroking you over your dress. “Little Ant Quinn. That’s adorable. But are you sure you want his middle name to be mine? Anthony Francis is a perfectly good name.”

“Yeah, but Anthony Joseph is better,” you said. “I know you don’t believe me, but please, just trust me on this. Little tiny Anthony Joseph Quinn. He’ll be the most loved little boy in the world.”

“He sure will,” Joe said. He paused for a moment to kiss your cheek, and the cameras went off quickly at the show of affection, and he said, “I might need more convincing on the Joseph part, but I like Anthony.”

“Good,” you said. “Do you feel less anxious now?”

“Yes,” he said. “You and little Ant helped me. Thank you, pet.”

“Of course, Joey,” you told him, and you squeezed the hand that touched your belly, feeling Anthony kick your hands again. “Anything for you.”

#bex answers #munson-blurbs #joseph quinn #joseph quinn rpf #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn x you

[olderthannetfic]

Sometimes I want to just hug my commenters, ruffle their hair and tell them they're precious little summer children. This one dude was so, so confident when he told me no one could swim for four hours without a break without dying. My baby. My son. My tiny little bean. People have swam far longer for many centuries. You're so new to the world, so young and confident and full of potential to learn things. You have much you've yet to come across. An ocean of knowledge awaits, ready to expand your mind like a sponge thrown into the waves. I am only 24 and yet I feel so maternal towards these people. Oh, little ones, the things you shall learn once you master Google! A whole world will open up for you. I feel such affection for them. Newly minted humans have a lot ahead of them.

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[dustofthedailylife]

So, guess who finally played through the Kaveh Hangout? That's right, it's me!

As per usual, spoilers UTC. But have this spoiler-free TL;DR of how I liked it: I actually gave him a crown straight after - I relate to this man an unhealthy amount, istg.

He is literally the first character we start the hangout at 0 hearts with. Poor baby *pat pat* Also istg he has an alcohol problem... drink responsibly peeps!

Nothing to see here, just Cyno casually roasting Kaveh.

Honey pls- Where is your self-esteem?? You're literally the most famous architect in Sumeru. Trust me... I get his sentiment though, more than I'd like to admit.

*plays "I'm bringing sexy back" by Justin Timberlake*

He's so snarky and saracstic, god help me... I love him. They literally put my bf in this game - hoyo pls...

They may bicker 24/7 but Haitham actually cares a lot about Kaveh. Awww, precious!! Also... Kaveh you blind fool. Open your eyes, then you'd see that people actually care about you and your well-being (I'm one to talk here tbh...).

Kaveh also designed the bridge in Port Ormos aside from the Palace of Alcazarzaray. He's a very gifted bean!

Just @ me next time, Kaveh...

Kaveh's mom was a beauty and also stubborn and a perfectionist. All traits he canonically inherited. Kaveh confirmed beautiful. We love to see it.

*yells* SUMERU SQUAD'S PARENTS WERE CANONICALLY FRIENDS!! I will never recover from this. this also revealed that both of Alhaitham's parents seem to have been "stiff" in their demeanor. I wonder where their son got that from... lol!

Next up: Sumeru squad dinner to talk about Collei! She plans to enroll into the Akademiya as well and Alhaitham apparently also tutors her from time to time (I cannot tell you how much I squealed there... to everyone saying he is cold and an asshole... no he ain't!! He just can'T express it. *cries*)

Oh, and ofc... here they go bickering again...

Istg... I love these 4 dorks so much. I'd give anything to join one of their gatherings.

Some final thoughts and why I relate to Kaveh so much?

He literally trusts people way too easily and then ends up getting hurt or disappointed.

He's an artist and our perspective on art aligns.

He's a perfectionist.

He has no self-esteem and self-confidence at all and is plagued by self-doubts all the time.

Thanks for reading if you read this far! Take this cookie 🍪

#🍁 dust plays genshin #genshin impact #🍁彡 gi #kaveh hangout #kaveh #alhaitham #cyno #tighnari #tumblr won't let me format the pictures... #when you click read more they're all stacked when I put them next to each other #*strangles the hellsite* #anyway- sorry about that... I can't change it *cries*

[georgiapeach30513]

Every Other Weekend, Part 14

Summary:  Did Finn get his Christmas wish?

Pairings:  Jack O’Malley X Reader

Rating:  mild

Warnings:  language, 18+ ONLY

Word Count:  3.3K

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“What does it say?” Jack leans over on the counter to give you the biggest smile, while you look at that pregnancy test.  All these years.  All these moments, and here you were staring at that thing.  “Sharkie?” his arms wrap around your waist, and he rests his chin on your shoulder, peeking over to view the results.  You could feel his mouth turn up into a smile as he views the test.

Things had been great.  Amazing even.  You refused to let Jack sleep in the guest room anymore.  He was right back where he belonged, and that was in the bed with you keeping your feet warm.  He tilts his head to the side, and gives a kiss to your neck with a grin.  “It says our son sabotaged us.”

“What?” He laughs, looking down at the test just to make sure he sees two pink lines.  “Are you mad?”

“Do you think this happened on Christmas?  Like Finn asked for a baby sister, and Cal told him it was impossible,” Jack’s hands rub over your stomach while you look at the test, and then up into the mirror at his reflection.  He looked happy, while you were just in shock.  “You put a baby in me the first time we had sex again, didn’t you?”

“How am I supposed to know?  You went to the doctor, and your IUD wasn’t in there.  It wasn’t like we were being careful.  I think we have had quite a bit of fun doing what married people do.  And who is to say this little precious bean in here is a little girl.  Are you mad we’re pregnant this early?”

“No,” you sigh, holding your hands over his.  “Are you happy?  Because you look happy.  But I also know that you didn’t want another baby.”

“I wasn’t ready for one then.  I am ready now.  I’m more ready than I ever have been.  And this time, we’re not going to stress.  We’re not going to care about what anyone says.  We’re going to get to enjoy this.  I’m not going to be worried that I made a mistake.  Because I can honestly say you getting prematurely knocked up with Finn has been the best part of my life.”

“Oh, you’re so sweet,” you sarcastically respond, and he gives your tits a squeeze.  “Ow!”

“I should have known you were pregnant,” he squeezes some more, but this time was much more gentle.  Pulling out his shirt off your body, he looks down at your tits, and you laugh, smacking his hands away, “Yep, they appear to be bigger.  I’m going to have to check on these things everyday.”

“Would you stop it,” god, he was a slutty menace, and you loved him for it.  “Jack, we’re going to have a baby,” his hands finally go back to your belly, and he gives it a few squeezes.  “I don’t want to tell Finn.”

“Why?”

“Because, you know how delicate pregnancies can be.  And our boy asked for a baby sister.  So we could wait until we know what we’re having, or at least wait until after the first trimester.  Okay?  I don’t want him to get his hopes up, even if he gets a baby brother.”

“You know,” Jack starts kissing over your shoulder, randomly pushing his front into your ass, but he tries to keep his eyes on your reflection.  Sweet and sexy.  Jack liked a variety, “Santa Cal has never disappointed.  This proves it.  We got us a baby, if I had to guess this bean was conceived on Christmas, and if it’s a girl, well, Callum Drive really does know Santa Claus.”

“What is this?” Finn asks, holding up a card.  “It’s not my birthday.”

“I know, buddy.  Just open it,” Jack pulls you over into his lap, while the two of you smile at him.

“I don’t wanna open it,” he pouts, walking over to you.  Giving you the card. “I feel like this is when you told me dad was moving out.”

“Oh, baby, daddy isn’t going anywhere.  This is something good.  I promise.  It’s…it’s a late Christmas present.  It just got here, Just…baby, can you open it,” he leans off you, looking up at Jack, and you and his dad were still smiling, “When we told you daddy was moving out, was I sitting on his lap?”

“No.”

“That’s because I’m not going anywhere.  Mom and I are together, and are very happy.  But I need you to open the card.  We’ve got a lot of work to do.”

Finn still wasn’t sure about this card, so he opens the envelope up slowly.  Constantly looking at you and Jack, and then he looks down at it.  Bringing the card out, and he still didn’t understand the generic congratulations.  But when he opens it up there was an ultrasound photo with a pink bow over her head with the words of him becoming a big brother.

“Really?” He asks, getting tears in his eyes.  “My third wish came true?” Nodding your head, he comes to hug you.  Letting Jack mess with his hair, while you hold your baby a little bit longer.  Smelling his sweet watermelon shampoo on his hair, and kissing over his tear stained face.  “She’s really a girl?  And daddy isn’t moving out?”

Hearing Finn call him daddy, Jack looks up at the ceiling, trying not to let himself cry.  Telling himself that your emotional self and Finn’s tears was enough.  “So we’re gonna have a baby here?  Will Jedi like her?”

“Jedi is going to love her.  And you’re going to be the best big brother.  She’ll grow up with you as her hero, and you get to tell her that she was your Christmas present.”

“So she’s really my baby then?” He definitely got Jack’s sense of needing to change the atmosphere with jokes.

“Yeah, buddy, you get to change her poopy diapers, while me and mom just sit and watch.”

“Oh…she’s definitely your baby when that needs to happen.  I don’t want that.”

“Jack!  Jack!” You scream into the bedroom, and Finn beams at you.  His hand over your stomach, and she kicks at his hand again.  “Jack, Finn can feel her,” Finn smiles up at his dad, pulling his hand over where his sister was kicking at your stomach.  

“Oh!  Oh, she’s strong.  Look at you princess, you making sure that Daddy and Finny know you’re in there?  We can tell by looking at mommy’s belly,” you rub over your belly, giving her home a few taps.  “I didn’t mean that bad, babe.  You’re doing an amazing job growing our girl.”

“I didn’t take offense to it.  My belly is supposed to get bigger.”

“Wait.  Bigger than this?” Finn asks with his eyes wide.  “How much longer do we have to wait?”

“About sixteen weeks?” Finn repeats the amount, and looks up at his dad.  “It takes time to grow a baby.  You saw how small she was.  She’s gotta keep growing, and getting stronger.  Oh, ma’am, I need you to not be so active.  She’s like a little fish in there.  Finn, your dad used to pout when he couldn’t feel you.”

“I did not.”

“We were out to eat dinner, and he was pouting because he couldn’t feel you.  Got a bit of an attitude, but then I drank some soda, and put his hand over you, and he was so happy.  Smiled so big at your kicks.”

“Really?  Did it feel like this?” His hand presses up against your stomach again, searching for another place that she was moving, until you bring his hand to your side, and he could feel her again.  “It’s kinda weird.”

“Wait until she’s moving so much she makes your mom’s stomach roll around like there’s an alien in there.”

“No.  I don’t think I wanna see that.  I’m good.”

You lean your head back on Jack’s shoulder as he holds up your belly.  Your daughter pushes out your stomach, and you weakly groan at her.  “She’s getting too big.  We need to induce.”

“No.  No, the doctor says she’s growing just fine.  Is this helping?” You nod your head.  Thankful for some relief off your back.  Jack made a point to do this as many times as possible.  He could literally see your face relax the minute he took the weight of her off you.  “You think she’s going to like me?”

“She’s going to love you.  Probably going to like you more than me.  And I hope that she follows Finn around.  Crawls into his lap.  Feels safe and comfortable enough to just fall asleep next to him.  God, he wanted her so bad.”

“Why are you crying?”

“Because, I don’t want my baby to think he’s being replaced.  He’s been the only one for so long, so I hope she loves him so much, and wants him to be included.  I can’t have Finn regretting his Christmas wish.”

“Sharkie,” Jack coos at you, and gives you a kiss.  “She’s going to love him.  What’s not to love, babe?”

“I’ll give her to Elaine if she doesn’t.”

“Uh, no you won’t.”

“I’ll give her to Sy and Chelsea.”

“I’m keeping my baby girl.  She’s going to love Finn and Jedi.  She’s going to rely on you a lot, but I think our little angel is going to love everyone.”

“Jack!” Nick bursts into Jack’s office, and he glares up at the man.  “Why haven’t you been answering your phone?”

“Because I’m knee deep in paperwork.  What do you want?”

“TJ has been trying to call you, and so has your wife.  He had to rush her to the hospital because her water broke.  Finn is still in school.  Would you stop yelling at me?” He shouts into the phone.  “You need to get there, so he can pick Finn up from school.  Or he can call a grandparent to be on standby.  Yes, I know!  Just get your ass to the hospital.  This is a fast labor and…oh, that’s gross.  Would you tell her to quit screaming?”  

Cal drags Jack out of the office with his keys ready to drive as Jack looks through his texts and voicemails.  “Uh, Cal, I don’t care if you got to put the siren on.  They didn’t have time for an epidural, and she’s dilated at eight.  Get me to that hospital now!”

Jack rushes into your hospital room, and you cry.  Holding onto TJ’s hand as you push again.  Thankful that he made it before she was born.  Going to your other hand, and TJ tries to leave, “Don’t you go anywhere!”

“I need to get Finn.”

“Tell Cal!” Another contraction has you barring down, and gritting your teeth.  Barely hearing the doctor tell you she was crowning, and when Jack goes to look, you hold him tighter.  “Don’t you dare.”

“What?  Why?  I didn’t look with Finn.”

“If you look, you’ll never want to fuck me again.”

“Yep.  That sounds like her,” TJ laughs, giving a quick apology to the doctor and nurses.  “She’s…she’s got a mouth on her.

“Sharkie, I’ll always want to fuck you.  I just want to see our daughter….ow!” Everyone, including the doctor, looks up at Jack as you start pushing again.  Surprised that he was the one crying out in pain.  Sweat lines your brows, and you try to focus on your breathing.  She was almost here.  

“We’ve got us a head.  A few more times mama.  And you’ve got your baby girl.”

“Jack, please don’t look.  We’ll…we’ll watch a movie of someone else.”

“It won’t be my daughter though.  I just,” you look up at him glaring, and he nods his head, “Okay, yeah.  I won’t look.  Just keep pushing.  Bring us a baby.”

“Finn, are you sure this is what you want to get your sister?” Jack’s mom looks at the gray and white striped blanket, lined in silk, with an elephant head attached to it.  Trying to coax him into something different.  

“Yes, Nana.  She’s my baby sister, and I get her what I want.  I asked for her for Christmas,” she looks up to the ceiling, but it didn’t take much to figure out a September baby's conceivement date.  “Now, can I go meet my sissy now?”

Jack’s dad holds out a hand to his grandson, and walks him through the hospital, where Jack was sitting next to you on the bed, cradling your sleeping daughter.  “Finny,” you croak out.  It felt like you had nothing but tears of joy since her birth.  “You ready to meet your sissy?”

Nodding excitedly, he starts to crawl on your side of the bed, but Jack tsks him, “Finn, on this side, buddy.  Mom’s a bit sore,” he hands you the little angel who was fast asleep, and pulls Finn up onto the bed.

He looks down at her, and then up at his dad, giggling.  “Calliope Anne, you couldn’t wait until I was out of school?” Her eyes slightly part, and she releases a singing coo.  “Oh!  Calliope did you know I’m your big brother?  And I’m going to keep you safe.  Mom and dad are a handful.  You’re going to be sleeping in their room for a while.  They got you your own bed.  But you do have a room with a bigger bed in it.  And,” he makes grabby hands at his Nana, reaching for the little blanket.  “I got you this special toy.  He’s going to protect you.”

Out of all the things you had done right, your family was your favorite.  Letting Finn get settled on his dad’s lap, you let him hold the sleeping girl while she wasn’t hungry.  And just like a brand new toy at Christmas, Finn stares at her with so much awe and love.  “She’s so pretty like you, mama.”

And there the tears go again, but you let them fall as you lean over on Jack, and stare at your precious babies.  You were so happy and in love with them.

“Where’s that baby?” Elaine asks, walking through your front door.  “Hey, sweetheart,” she says, kissing your cheek.  “Your house looks beautiful.  TJ help with the Christmas decorations?”

“He did.  If you want Calliope, you’re going to have to fight Jack and Finn for her.  Finn hardly ever leaves Jack’s lap, and she never leaves Finn’s arms, unless it’s feeding or changing time,” she walks through the foyer, and into the living room, where it was Cal who was holding her.  Showing her the Christmas decorations, and whispering about her Christmas gifts.

“Finn, what did you ask from Santa?” With an extension of her arms, she takes the baby from Cal.  Booping her nose, and Calliope gives her a cute little giggle.  “You didn’t ask for another baby did you?”

“Mom said I couldn’t ask for one of those until Callie could talk,” the second that Calliope hears her brother’s voice, she coos, moving her head around in search of him.  “Bebe, she wants me.”

“I know, Finny.  Let me hold this baby a bit longer, since TJ and Dougie don’t want to give me one.  And what a beautiful angel she is.  Calliope you have the most darling parents and brother.  Yes, you do.  And you’re going to be just as spoiled as Finn.  And when you start walking.  Oh, you’re going to be trouble, aren’t you?”

Calliope leans forward, and slaps her hand against the washing machine.  Looking up at you very disgruntled, and upset.  “Uh,” she grunts, tapping on the window again.

“I’m sorry, darling.  Your Sisi had to be washed before Christmas,” she looks back at the washing machine.  Her silky elephant is just rolling around in the water, and she throws her head back, giving a little cry.  “Calliope Anne O’Malley, you are just fine.”

“Fi!  Fi!” She lets out her distressed call for her bubbie, and he walks into the laundry room, and she points at the window.  “Bubbie!  Sisi!”

“Sisi was dirty.”

“Ahh!”

“What is wrong with my baby?  Oh,” Jack says when Calliope points back at the washing machine.  She had them both completely wrapped and concerned.  Even though this was a normal occurrence.  Sisi’s bath days was always a tough one for your princess.  She couldn’t let him out of her sight.  And would just watch as the elephant was tossed around in the water.  “Oh, sweet baby.  You want daddy to make you a sandwich, and you and Finny can watch to make sure Sisi comes out alive?”

She stutters her crying, pointing back at her silky.  “Jack, you can’t tell her Sisi is going to d-i-e.  Sit in there with the princess, and I’ll make boxes of food for you three,” Jedi gives a little bark, sitting beside your smallest baby.  “Four.  You can have a treat.  Best behaved out of all of you.”

“Yeah, but you love it,” Jack gives you a lingering kiss, and he grabs at your ass before you walk away to make everyone something to eat, while they do their monthly watch of a silky elephant.  You tried to wash her while Calliope was asleep, but she always woke up and looked for her.  

“Dad, do you think mom will get mad about one of my gifts I asked for?”

“Depends.  What did you ask for?��

Finn gives a tap onto his sister’s head, and she turns to look at him, cooing up at Finn in her special way.  It was like she had a special language with her brother and dad.  She always made cooing sounds to them.  Some things never changed.  “Yeah, maybe we shouldn’t mention that to mom.”

“She said when Calliope could walk and talk.  She says dada, mama, Sisi, Bubbi, Finn, and Jed.  She also can make a T sound when talking about TJ, and a Ca sound when talking about Cal.  She’s almost there.”

“Sisi!” Her chubby little hands clap together when the washer stops, but when Jack stands to put everything in the dryer, she pouts up at him.  “No, dada!  Sisi!  Bubbie, Sisi!”

“She’s gotta go for a few more spins.  This year, do you think you can open up your own presents?  You won’t be sleeping in someone’s arms,” Finn tries to give her a few tickles, but she wasn’t having it.  She was too preoccupied with her security blanket being shoved into the dryer.

“Sisi!  My!”

“Jack,” you whisper as Finn and Calliope watch that silly silky elephant.  You hadn’t had a chance to tell him, but you turn to the side, rubbing your belly.  

“Are you serious?” Nodding your head, you sit down in the little laundry room, pulling out sandwiches and goldfish from a basket.  “Like serious, serious?”

“Yes.  Isn’t that what you wanted all those nights?  Isn’t that what you were begging for?”

“Begging for what?” Finn takes a big bite of the peanut butter and jelly, and tears off a piece for Calliope who messily eats it, but still watches her elephant.  

“One day you will understand, son.  And tonight, you two got to go to bed early, because tomorrow is Christmas.”

“Sisi!” Just to make sure you hadn’t forgotten about the silky, Calliope taps the glass angrily.  

“And Sisi is going to be nice and clean for everyone to come over and see.  Here, eat a fishie,” she grabs the fish out of your hand, and backs her butt towards her bubbie, before plopping down in his lap.  “Finny, you still like that Christmas gift?”

“It’s a hard choice between her and Jedi of who I like more,” it really was.  And you loved your little Christmas babies.  With one on the way.  Christmas miracles, wishes, gifts, and asks will always be your favorite.  Magic always happens on Christmas.

The End

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[aether-link]

Howdy, hope your day is goin well! ❤︎ Ty for the ask ~ I could literally talk about Sasuke all day!! Same goes for Atla! I agree I love the water tribes, their culture is so fascinating and the sub bending is awesome- tho I do love me some fire benders too! if you don't mind my asking, do you have an Atla au for any Nart characters and or OCs?👀

Sasuke positivity squad!! YES. Started recently getting back into atla, there’s nothing quiet like it these days. THANK YOU FOR THE ASK! AH, VERY APPRECIATED✨

I’ve always genuinely liked water theme things (I blame pokemon). The others are just as cool too, they all have there good and dark sides, what makes it interesting to me. Even the podcasts with korra’s va and Dante zukos va, they do interesting stuff that I like to listen to :’). One of their recent eps is about sub classes from the main types and one was of cause blood bending. Everyone thinks dark thanks to the shows, but the guests they had up brought up a good point. You can or could use it for good things, to also save lives like normal water bending healing. (I to could legit talk about this for hours!!)

And YES, fire benders are wonderful! As quoted from Dante nearly all the time “THERE ARE GOOD PEOPLE IN THE FIRE NATION🗣” he’s precious for that. From watching the og series once again, I STILL think it’s a crime that zuko’s fire not being rainbow from the masters. (My crime list grows) I just think that be neat. He’s a bean in my house along with sasuke.

I do have OCs yes! And I remember when I was making them, one of my main ocs, I remembered Iroh and lowkey applied hes wisdom/vibe to her. Her name is Minami Uchiha. She’s now elderly now, I had to redraw her due to someone stealing my oc and making her…well…bad. I also have Suzume, Kano and now my new oc named Malice. Suzume is a yokai sparrow, while kano her son is half yokai who is a water spirit. Malice is also half yokai and shinagami. Kano and Malice fathers are Tobirama and Madara 😭 (their lore is all over the place and too long).

I haven’t got any atla au yet but, if my oc where benders, Suzume - air. Kano - water. Malice- fire. Minami - fire.

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I do have a hc for Zuko having a baby lion turtle after war. (They’re my favourite hybrid animal other then turtle ducks). The new fire lord is a bit baffled for this creature being in the royal pond with his duckies!

#ask #mutual #akamikaze #I CAN TOO. BLAB ABOUT THIS FOR AGES😭😭 #Oh! i forgot to say but. the novels! I’d love to get. #about kyoshi and yangchen! #anyways shshshs I’m rambling lmao 😭😭 THANK YOOOUUUUU

[ratguy-nico]

Gene for the character ask!

an anon ask me this I dont know if should be scare XD But at least someone ask so thankiu Anon And here we Go with my fav bean:

First impression: Okey dont judge me but I actually fall really fast for my Gene XD lit the episode that seal the deal for me was Spaghetti Western from season 1 so yeah it was almost love at first sight, love at first season

Impression now: I mean, they're my bean, my precious little baby, they are the sun that shine in my sky XD for real with every episode I fall a lil deeper They're just too precious for me

Favorite moment: This is a bit weird but it is his whole song for Courtney in the Gene and Courtney's Show but specially his line "Your heart is not broken is only growing" I have never had a romantic relationship I do not ship Gene x Courtney, why does this moment make me cry? that and the whole Stand by Gene episode

Idea for a story: Im terrible for this, but i don't have any idea like for an actual episode, I did wanted to try making a comic in which Gene want to put a play and have to asume the role of director, but struggle with not being able to properly work with others since she has such an informal and messy way of working, how if something seems to hard she just quite, how Gene deal with frustration and how she sometime takes it out on those who try to help her like her friends and family, but we have seen this in many episodes so is not a very original idea 😅

Unpopular opinion: I dont think I have any, I think all of us love Gene, think their amazing and that they totally need to be taken more seriousley by the avarege viewer and the crew. Maybe that's my unpopular opinion? for me the crew has contributed to Gene being taken as a least important character in the family, they have give her some deep episodes yeah, of course, but mostley they forgot about Gene, for example in the movie Gene has the least important plot of all. I know is hard with three kids, and Bob and Linda, but come on! (though I love Loren Bouchard and the whole crew, this is just me being pity)

Favorite relationship: ships aside, I actually love Gene's father/son relationship with Bob, I want as many episode with this two you can give me. And…as a lil surprise I would love to see Gene interact more with Jimmy Jr, I dont know why but I think they would be good for each other, artistically talking, they both struggle in the artistic medium they love, cause even if arts is "free" is still have to please the mayority (this is actually a main plot in the comic I am not making) And in the shipping department Galex 👍

Favorite headcanon: Im also terrible at headcanons so I just have dumb ones. The main one is, you know how Gene has composed many songs in the serie? well, for me, Gene compose the whole song "My Butt Has a Fever" and probably made the coreo too, Louise could have help a lil on the lyrics but is mostly an original Gene. That and Gene use belcro shoes…why? cause I used belcro shoes until i was like…16(?) I hate shoelaces and even now days i made that thing when you tie your shoes like looseley and you just dont untied it like never, how many shoes i have ruin? i dont care, I want for Gene to have the same problem cause i love her :D (does Gene being genderfluid is a headcanon? cause for me is a super canon thing)

That's all, anon, I don't know if I know you, I don't know if you know me, probably yes cause you pick my bean, but whatever it is, I love you, besito en la frente.

#bob's burgers #q&a #genie beanie #opening the character ask como corresponde #i dont get over the fact that an anon ask me something #it make me feel like in a spy movie #Love talking about Gene #I would do it every day #the whole day #24/7 #but I restrain myself #so u dont suffer with my incessant rambling #sorry if Im not very creative in the story and headcanon ones #im terrible at that department #the serie is perfect #they dont need my silly ideas #that i dont even have XD #this was actually fun #i like it

[reikoackerman]

Ackerman Juniors

Warning: Extremely self-indulgent, proceed with caution. Mentions of the Vets, Farlan, and Isabel.

Yes, I'm here to introduce Levi and I's four precious children ^^ our kids' names are a nice mix of French, Hebrew, Chinese, and Japanese, so I hope you all are interested to know more about them hehe.

Why these languages, you ask? Because Levi is canonically French, 'Levi' is a Hebrew name, my ethnicity is Chinese, and I go by a Japanese name <3

Our daughters:

Renée Naomi Ackerman 秋山 佳玲

Renée (French) - Reborn

Naomi (Hebrew) - Pleasant one, above all, beauty

佳玲 (Jia Ling) - 佳 (Jia) beautiful; 玲 (ling) tinkling

Birthday: 16 September 2016 (Virgo, Year of the Monkey)

MBTI: ISTJ

Likes: Teddy bears, sweet stuff, dresses

Dislikes: Bugs, getting dirty, anything bitter

Hobbies: Dancing ballet, drawing.

Renée is our first born, and she's Levi's favourite child (yes, he is playing favouritism here). Renée looks a lot like Levi, and in turn, she looks like the mini version of her paternal grandma Kuchel as well. Renée's temperament is very similar to Levi. She has fair skin, long black hair that's a little wavy, and light grey eyes. She has a mole on her right cheek like me.

Although she looks and behaves a lot like Levi, her hobbies and interests are similar to mine. Renée showed talent in dancing when she was young, and she picked up dancing and piano just like me. Renée also hates getting her hands dirty, but she enjoys helping me when I'm tending to our garden. Renée is also more soft-spoken, aloof, and likes doing things on her own. Renée also likes to spend time with her godma Aunty Mia.

Charlotte Rachel Ackerman 秋山 佳琪

Charlotte (French) - Strong and free

Rachel (Hebrew) - Ewe

佳琪 (Jia Qi) - 佳 (Jia) beautiful; 琪 (Qi) fine jade

Birthday: 04 July 2022 (Cancer, Year of the Tiger)

MBTI: ESFP

Likes: Hands-on activities, sleeping, playing with Renée's hair

Dislikes: Spiders, being bossed around, sweet stuff

Hobbies: Origami, hairstyling

Charlotte is our baby girl, and she's the youngest of all the Ackerman juniors. Charlotte is active, outgoing, and friendly; the complete opposite of her older sister. Charlotte has light grey eyes and fair skin, but she looks more like me compared to Levi. Charlotte likes to keep her hair up in a ponytail, and she also has a mole on her right jaw like me.

Charlotte is very active and likes moving around. She is also really good with things that involve her hands, like arts and crafts, hairstyling, pottery/playing with clay, origami, and building toy models. However, she can be a little impatient, and cannot stay still for too long. Charlotte loves playing with Renée's hair because it's long and wavy. She loves to practise tying different braids and updos on her older sister. Charlotte also loves her Aunty Isabel a lot because she always buys her lots of snacks and origami books.

Our twin sons:

(Top) Pierre Aaron Ackerman 秋山 子竣

Pierre (French) - Strong and solid like a rock

Aaron (Hebrew) - Forest, strength, high mountain, inspired

子竣 (Zi Jun) - 子 (Zi) child/son; 竣 (Jun) complete

MBTI: ENTP

Likes: Sports, staying up late, race cars

Dislikes: Cucumber and beans, math, routines

Hobbies: Playing basketball, swimming

(Bottom) Léon Nathan Ackerman 秋山 子豪

Léon (French) - Lion

Nathan (Hebrew) - Gift from God

子豪 (Zi Hao) - 子 (Zi) child/son; 豪 (Hao) pride

MBTI: INFP

Likes: Blueberries, animals, being alone

Dislikes: Strangers, loud noises, crowds

Hobbies: Reading, solving puzzles

Birthdays: 03 August 2020 (Leo, Year of the Rat)

Pierre and Léon are our twin boys, and they're our middle children! They are identical twins, but they have very slight differences. Pierre has Levi's eye shape, while Léon has mine. Also, Léon has a mole on his right jaw just like me.

Pierre is also taller than Léon because he likes to play basketball. Pierre is also the more outgoing and active twin, while Léon is more passive and introverted. Pierre loves meeting new people and making new friends, while Léon prefers a small group of close friends. As Léon is more soft-spoken, Pierre used to bully him a lot when they were young, until Levi got so angry that he banned Pierre from playing with Léon until he knew how to love his younger twin.

The twins have very different personalities and temperament as well, so it's not that hard to tell them apart when they're older.

Pierre loves running around, and he loves playing sports. Pierre also asked his Uncle Farlan to teach him how to play baseball. Whenever Levi's friends come over, Pierre sticks to Mike and Farlan, and the three of them (and sometimes Charlotte) play basketball together.

Léon is Pierre's opposite, and he prefers doing things alone. Léon likes to read and do jigsaw puzzles, sudoku, and other kinds of puzzles. Léon asked Levi to teach him how to play chess, but since Levi had no clue at all, Léon went to his godpa Uncle Erwin for help. Léon also likes Hange a lot, and always asks them lots of questions whenever they're here visiting.

#renée naomi ackerman #pierre aaron ackerman #léon nathan ackerman #charlotte rachel ackerman #ackerman juniors #self-indulgent writing

[starlitangels]

After watching “Bewitched” for approximately six hours straight today

Freelancer and Caelum have a sleepover and both pass out on the couch, cuddled up under some blankets, after watching cartoons/Disney movies

Freelancer wakes up hours later to find Caelum’s attention absolutely glued to some Bewitched reruns with a smile on his face

He starts doing the nose wiggle when he uses his magic because it makes him giggle

Freelancer also does it to humor him. At first. Then starts doing it out of habit. The Elemental bois and Gavin get a kick out of it

#Redacted ASMR #Redacted Freelancer #Redacted Caelum #my precious bean baby son #Caelum #Freelancer #Lasko #Damien #Huxley #Gavin

[rhmis-user-2020]

The most annoying encounters of the fandom [Part 1] - Varian fans

Me: “Oh, it’s a pleasure to meet-”

Varian fans: “WHERE ARE YOUR VARIAN POSTS?!”

Me: “What are you-”

Varian fans: “You disrespect our precious bean.”

Me: “Oh, that...I was thinking if I design content that isn’t always about Varian.”

Varian fans: “So you despised him.”

Me: “Yes, I mean...No, is just that I would love to post Varian content as it brings me so much joy but I would prefer posting things that aren’t always related to that character.”

Varian fans: “THERE BETTER BE A POST ABOUT VARIAN IN YOUR ACCOUNT, IF YOU DON’T AND PRETEND HE DOESN’T EXIST... We'll try and make you post about him, WE WANT MORE VARIAN CONTENT! WE WOULD PREFER ALL THE TIME TO SEE VARIAN. IT’S THE VARIAN SHOW, AFTERALL.”

Me: “CALM THE FUCK DOWN, just stop shouting at me! I would post Varian if I feel like it, I just want Eugene to have his own song and I just want to post characters other than Varian, I AM NOT A VARIAN FAN! TO ME, VARIAN IS A FRIEND NOT A CRUSH.”

Varian fans: “How could you say that, everyone has a crush on Varian and you once did so and now you don’t.”

Me: “I think of Varian as a admirable character and not fan favourite.”

Varian fans: “You don’t think he is cute.”

Me: “Yes, I mean NO! He is 17 years old, he is almost an adult and you go out of your way to think he is a baby and it’s your son! VARIAN IS QUIRIN’S SON, NOT YOURS OR MINE!!"

Varian fans: “...”

Me: “Quirin might be a little harsh and strict but NOT abusive, never at all. He loves his son so much he practically kept all his painful past behind so he wouldn't grow with the problem.”

Varian fans: “QUIRIN IS ABUSIVE, AND I AM TAKING MY SON AWAY FROM HIM.”

Me: “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOUR UNDERAGE TO TAKE CARE OF VARIAN!!”

Varian fans: “No.”

Me: “YOUR 15 OR MAYBE YOUNGER.”

Varian fans: “I DON’T CARE.”

Me: “Soo, He might've done crimes like kidnapping, assault, aiding and abetting, attempted regicide, terrorism, usurpation, mass brainwashing, conspiracy, sabotage, animal cruelty, vandalism, theft, and treason...And Varian defeated and arrested and kept in a dungeon but the king would help him out but soon Varian showed some remorse and shame for his past deeds and thought that he could never be forgiven, which was why he teamed up with Andrew and the Separatists of Saporia to erase everyone's memories so that he could have a fresh start and be friends with Rapunzel again. However, by Rapunzel's compassion and the Separatists' change of plan, Varian turned over a new leaf and helped the princess and her friends save Corona. His rekindled friendship with Rapunzel soon gave him back his dad and the forgiveness, and Varian saved the kingdom of the red rocks.”

Varian fans: “WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON! THE KING CARED ABOUT HIM”

Me: “Who knows, since season 2 only shown Rapunzel and her friends to leave Corona to travel other places.”

Varian fans: “DESPITE HIM PUTTING VARIAN IN AN ADULT PRISON, HE LETS NIGEL. ONE OF THE ROYAL ADVISOR TO TORTURE HIM, THE GUARDS TO WHIP HIM AND BEAT HIM UP AND WHO KNOWS THE ADULTS ALMOST DONE UNTHINKABLE THINGS TO HIM!”

Me: “Bruh.”

Varian fans: “And his crimes are justified.”

Me: “Yes, because of Cassandra otherwise it wasn’t justified.”

Varian fans: “...”

Me: “Cassandra committed more crimes than Varian and she got free pass because Rapunzel was the one who helped her out while Varian was helped by the king. While yes, she may commit severe crimes like malefic, high treason, theft, abuse of power, psychological and emotional abuse, usurpation, mass destruction, torture, kidnapping, attempted mass murder, slander, extortion, the drugging of a minor, aiding and abetting, brainwashing, enslavement, terrorism, animal cruelty, identity theft, vandalism, pollution, fraud, sabotage, gaoling, blackmail and conspiracy while yes, I too thought that the king or queen would provide some sort of punishment for Cassandra but they set her free since one user of mine said "I think the reason why she didn’t get arrested and got help was because Rapunzel was in charge and not Fredric. Fredric was in charge of Varian’s arrest and that was handled terribly, while Rapunzel handled Cassandra’s. I do also think that Cass got some punishment off-screen, she’s not the type of character who would be ok with getting away with her crimes, but I just wish we saw that for justification."

Varian fans: “...”

Me: “Remember that Varian’s crime were justified because Cassandra otherwise they weren’t.”

Varian fans: “...”

As I said, not all Varian fans are like this and some of them are actually appreciate and don’t accept Varian’s crimes and haven’t forgiven him until he reformed and learned his lesson and yes, they prefer to him as a precious cinnamon roll, bean or any other cute nicknames and I am not angry about it, since I used to have a crush him but now I changed.

I admire him and view him as friend.

#rapunzel's tangled adventure #tangled the series #varian the alchemist #varian tts #tangled varian #tts varian #varian and the 7 kingdoms #varian and the seven kingdoms #rta varian #varian vat7k

[padfootastic]

On your touch averse Harry thing. Do you think Sirius would eventually notice that Harry is only like that with him?

Like do you think there would be a moment where he's just like....oh

I feel like if he did it would just break his heart because of like you mentioned him being this super cuddly baby with everyone and he just hurts for Harry because of the trauma

hello anon 💜

hmm i think someone would definitely have to bring it up to his notice, actually. like sirius is generally observant but at this point, he’s still pretty enamoured with harry and he’s trying to find out everything he can about his godson as a young adult instead of a toddler (didn’t like beans before, definitely does now. fish is still a no go. still obsessed with flying) so he’s pretty much got tunnel vision ykno?

i imagine remus or one of the weasleys mention it offhandedly one day, maybe just talking between themselves.

‘oh yeah, did you see how quickly he got away from mum’s hug? that’s his real superpower, i tell ya’

‘why would he do that?’ sirius asks, buttering his toast. he doesn’t see the way others stare at him.

‘do what?’

‘escape molly’s hugs?’

‘uhhh because he’s not big on physical affection? you had to have known that, mate.’

now it’s sirius’ turn to look at them incredulously because—harry? his godson? son of james potter? that dude not big on hugs? no fkn way. and he says so out loud until remus snorts and he turns, betrayed, ‘moony wha—‘

‘sorry, padfoot, you’ve just not noticed it.’

‘harry literally fell asleep with his head in my lap the other day,’ sirius deadpans.

‘you’re literally the only one he lets touch him willingly. try looking at anyone else attempting the same.’

and that’s when he analyses all of harry’ interactions, like u mention, eventually drawing parallels to his own upbringing (i will forever maintain harry had more similarities with sirius’ than james which is the most heartbreaking part of it all) and coming to the conclusion that someone out there made his precious little baby unsure of himself and scared of the people around him as a default and needs to receive a visit from the grim.

#sirius black #harry potter #getting lore questions about my writing always makes me so giddy lmao #‘lore’ i say. let’s ignore how pretentious that sounds ok this just happens very rarely with me #but yeah. sirius is smart & once it’s pointed out to him it won’t take long for him to join the dots at all #after that he’ll focus on other behaviours #and eventually #sirius ‘mass murderer’ black will come out to play ;) #pen’s asks

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The Daniels·Silvers family, this is the reveal of what Andy looks like if you haven't seen my old posts yet, plus his son Tanner.

Carter Silvers is right next to his older step-brother, that's what the baby boy looks like. He was originally gonna be from the False Reality AU, but I decided to make him apart of Suicidal and Fated due to liking the bean so much, he's so precious!

And yeah, 'Dr. Buttocks' is like a codename for him because Betrayus needed to keep the twins' identities a secret due to valid reasons he's never gonna talk about. In my alternative universes, Dr. B's real name is Brody A. Silvers meanwhile Butler's name is Brandi, cause why not?

And yes, Andy and Dr. B are sort-of husbands, Andy just so happened to fall in love with him, even when Sir C. and Dr. B were dating when they were younger. In conclusion, Tanner and Dr. B don't get along very well but they try at least, they both have one thing in common and that's wanting to beat up Specter, meanwhile Andy and Carter appreciate that they're 'bonding.'

#pmatga #pmatga au #pmatga oc #pmatga art #dr. buttocks #andy daniels #tanner daniels #carter #daniels and silvers family #original au #original character #original character art #suicidal au #fated au #false reality au #pac man and the ghostly adventures #childhood shows

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@narvvhal es my next victim.

I've had this blog for almost three (3) years and Naans is hands down one of my longest mutuals. Not sure for how long, but I wanna say pretty early into this blog for sure. There's some other long mutuals I can think of but out of all Naans is definitely the most active. Don't personally know them, but I am a huge fan. I have this thing where if I admire someone and think they're cool I just permanently stay too shy and never approach because of that shyness but listen even then Naans is always a pleasant presence on the dash and every now and then we comment in each others' posts and we get to interact through there and the experiences have always been pleasant. I can also point out many times where we had different views on different matters and we didn't necessarily agree with each other and it was expressed, but it always remained respectful, how we can discuss in a mature fashion because we're adults even if it's just for a bit. Unfortunately such a thing isn't all that common now a days.

As I said before I don't know Naans personally and outside of some communication here and there I can tell that they are a good bean, a very pleasant person I have no doubt in my mind about it. Their love and adoration for Childe can never be questioned honestly. As someone who will also give a limb for my son I perceive them too well with just how much they like Childe and how much the character stands and means to them. I love reading their thoughts on him let it be in his canon verse or how he'd be like in different verses with different scenarios and just how that would impact the character he would become and be like. Their rping is also really great. Painting a scene, establishing a mood, and letting Childe carry the entire piece until the end, I personally think it's really fancy and a skill I highly admire. The shenanigans they're up to on the dash from time to time also never fails to make me laugh so that's always great awraxa. They are also an awesome artist and every now and then I get to see their art which is great.

I'm glad to see them around and that they're still around as well.

@snowtombedstar because I can't be stopped awraxa.

wHERE DO I BEGIN WITH VIS FR AWRAXA.

No but in all seriousness I guess I'll start from the beginning. Lemme get this out of the way rn and let those of the jury know that Vis is fucking awesome, Vis is the shit, the bees knees and anybody who wants to argue with me will suffer my wrat h.

I've mentioned it with Naan's section but I have this thing that where if I think someone is cool I just permanently stay shy which is honestly most of the time i'm not gonna lie to you awraxa. Now this multiplies with original characters that are so well thought out that I'm shaking. To this day, and I recall letting Vis know, but to this day I am still blown away by the amount of work, thought, and effort that's been placed on Tem. To this day I am still floored by it because its done so well, there is so much information for you to take in, and I am honestly a huge huge fan of original characters, I love them so much. I was lucky enough that Vis had bigger balls than I did and messaged me for plotting awraxa, it helped break that shy barrier I had up honestly lmao. I'm really looking forward to my son and Tem and how they interact with each other, they're always up to some shit honestly and that will never not keep me entertained and invested in them awraxa.

I think this should go without saying but Vis is great, a very great friend, very down to earth. Vis also makes me laugh quite a lot and they're just really funny. Vis shares pictures of their cats with me and they are the most precious kitty litter, I am their guardian in spirit, a bunch of babies honestly. Vis got them spoiled fr awraxa. I feel very blessed to have gotten to know the mind behind Tem honestly, because Vis is genuinely such a great person, so real and honest. I adore chatting with Vis about all matters of things honestly. I love the communication and honesty and how upfront they are with me. I'm really thankful to have gotten to know them and will forever be thankful that I got over my shyness about them because quite frankly I would have been missing out on a very very good human bean. Vis is great, the character and them as well so pweas e follow if you have not already. Vis don't miss.

#out. #inquiries. #*ohohoho's intensify* awraxa