#my own main tav is a gay man.

[forcedhesitation]

that one bozo who made the gender swapped dame aylin mod: it's unrealistic for minorities to exist in this game because it's supposed to take place in medieval europe!!!!

aasimar, vampires, devils, and dragons aside....

bg3:

#bg3 #thoughts about media #where's the outrage over the existence of a 1950s québécois dish in a medieval european setting? hm?? #canada...canada doesn't exist in the forgotten realms. the land which this country occupies does- but the concept of the nation does not. #also! in the forgotten realms- bisexuality is the canonical norm and gender is much more complicated than just a clear cut binary. #several races have words in their languages specifically for transgender people. #and it's not viewed as strange in any way for someone to be transgender. transition is also super easy- as magic exists. #in fact. it's very probable that dame aylin CHOSE the form of a woman. based on what I've read- the divine can easily change their form. #and devils are all varying flavours of non-binary. primarily genderfluid it seems. it's totally normal for them to change form and pronouns #the majority of elven societies practice total gender equality- they do not see one gender as better/worse than the other in any way. #and bg3 actually does reflect the forgotten realms canon. pretty strongly. in this respect. #the illithid are genderless and referred to as such. your elven companions are all bisexual & polyamorous... #...duke stelmane has this title because it's a canonically genderless title. there is no use of sorceress/wizardess for the same reason. #and of course- your player character can swap gender & pronouns midway through the game and no one will care. at all. #like. for all the terrible problems with the forgotten realms- it's become FAR more aware of the fact that it's ridiculous for... #...a fantasy world to restrict gender and sexuality in the all-encompassing & discriminatory way that bigots demand. #also this isn't ammunition for anyone to pick on people who have lesbian/gay or straight tavs or durges. #my own main tav is a gay man.

[v1x3n]

pretty boy

johnny 'soap' mctavish x kyle 'gaz' garrick masterlist

"shite!" Johnny almost squeals as him and Kyle tumble on top of each other, successfully not injuring themselves whilst they hit the bed. Kyles head bounces off the cold pillow behind him, "fuck!" Kyles drunken chuckles fill the room as Johnny looks down at him worried. "yer head alright?" Kyle nods, Johnny smirks at him as he suddenly realises the position they're in. Johnny's hand almost slips, his face bumped right into Kyles bare chest which makes Johnny's face beam up with a pink tint. Johnny pulls himself up, places his rough hands by each side of Kyle and chuckles. the smell of beers flavour the room, the drunken laughs and the two shirtless guys could be the start to a gay porno.

yet this wasn't just all film , it was real. "my head tingles" Kyle looks up at Johnny, just to notice Johnny's smug smirk. "what's with the face, tav?" to that Johnny spreads Kyles legs apart with his own body, Kyles legs both wrapped around Johnny's waist, "want something?" Kyle bites onto his lip and gazes up at McTavish. the sorta feeling of love overwhelms them both.

"dunno, you're jus' pretty" Johnny's head tilts to the side, almost to get a better look at Kyle. Kyle giggles at that and wraps his arm around Johnny, pulling him closer. "'m sleepy" Kyle mumbles, his banging headache and his fluttering eyelids could just wanna make him fall fast asleep, but he doesn't want too.

when you have a big bulky man on top of you, who would miss the chance to shag him just to sleep?

"ya might need to keep me awake, jus' in case ?"

"I have n idea on how.." Johnny pulls his face closer to Kyle, the two boys breath mixing together. "oh really?" Kyle smirks and grabs each of Johnny's cheeks, his blush covered cheeks - which only grow more rosy when they make physical contact.

Kyle slightly gasps when Johnny's lips are brought to Kyles, the small peck is sloppy and wet. the kiss breaks as Johnny mutters under his breath, "fucken hell, pretty boy"

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[topbanana-art]

Finally making an OC info post- by no means is this all of them, just ones that are most active and/or live in my head rent free.

First up- Rhys (DnD 5e - Rime of the Frostmaiden)

20 years Old, Half Orc, Half Elf (sweet baby angel) , He/Him

Fighter- Echo Knight

Absolute Ray of Sunshine; Rhys is from Icewind Dale; more specifically the Nomadic Reghed Tribe of the Elk.

He's unfamiliar with the outside world and even includes settlements in his own country

He's a Himbo basically a big dog.

This campaign lead him to leaving his tribe for the first time after an unfortunate accident which turned him into a small 'painted child' and searching for his missing sister. (both these are sorted now!)

*Rhys found an old oil painting of this child, blacked out and next thing he knew he was that small elf child. Her skin and clothing having the texture of painted canvas, and bleeds paint.

For a good chunk of the campaign he was just a totally normal elf- whose shadow didn't match with the body

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Dhalas (DnD 5e Annalor)

36 Years Old, They/Him, Triton

Drunken Master Monk

Chill surfer dude vibes

Part of a travelling circus, They're a balancing act

Extremely laid back, Dhalas talks like they fight- dancing around, seemingly without rhyme or reason and occasionally clumsy.

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Foxglove (BG3)

138 Years old (tweaked her age a lil), She/They, Drow

Arcane Trickster Rogue

Guild Artisan Background- Locksmith & Apprentice Finesmith

Chill and sassy, that Tav who talks their way out of shit.

Skews Towards Chaotic Good

Presents Androgynous most of the time

Must lockpick everything- she's not actually super interested what's inside, she just wants to see the workmanship of the locks and trashtalk how bad they are.

Yeah she's smooching the vampire. (and Halsin)

Naturally cares for others, even at the cost of her own wellbeing.

Has a Phobia of anything touching/going near her eyes- so the start of the game is A Time for Fox.

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Arslan Dhoro (FFXIV)

21 Years Old (as of ARR), He/Them

Xaela AuRa

Dragoon - White Mage Main (All healer classes tbh)

Stoic, Resting Angry Face Himbo

He struggles to show emotion but he's just pretty shy and cautious about opening up to others.

From the Azim Steppe, he left in his early teens with his father after the death of his mother, to explore the world beyond the Steppe.

His Father Died in his late teens, attacked in Coerthas thinking he and Arslan were Dravanians.

He's extremely soft and protective for the Scions/his friends

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Shiv (DnD 5e Saltmarsh- campaign completed)

Awful, terrible lesbian

68 years old, She/Her, Halfling

Celestial Warlock - Unicorn Patron w/ a Baby Phoenix familiar, Toby

A piece of shit. Is an absolute asshole and wont let you know she cares.

Lowkey magical girl

Ex-smuggler, who's patron is literally 'I can fix her', 'she can be a better person'. Part of the 'Beyond Skeletons' Pirate crew, she's the medic of the crew.

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Pymmyr Tathnel (DnD 5e)

Pym

85 Years Old, He/They, Drow

Gloomstalker Ranger

Emotional Support Blink Dog, Princess Liquorice

This boy is scared all the time

Doesn't talk much, but speaks in a soft voice

Has disordered 'Sleeping' and Eating :)

His plague mask has tinted lenses to help ease the strain with how bright the surface is

I wont tell too much about them as a lot of their info is spoilers to other players. But this sad Drow just rocks up in my head on the regular.

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Erebus (Anima Beyond Fantasy)

AKA- My first TTRPG character! circa 2011-2 I think???

Real name Sho Yoshimitsu

22 Years Old, He/Him

Duk'Zarist Nephilim

Assassin

Textbook 'strong silent and intimidating hot man'

But basically a big soft boy if you break past the mile thick ice

Tragic backstory™ , used to using his body for the job

He really enjoys cooking!

Also hopelessly in love with a small soft summoner, Caelum (the one hugging him), They're RedxBlue gays

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I think I'll leave it there for now!

I may add more later, I hope it was interesting?? and I'm still pretty shy with yelling this much about my characters haha.

Thanks for reading if you made it this far! 💜

#gees ocs #oc info #oc art #my ocs #bg3 tav #ffxiv warrior of light #dnd character #sketchbook #my characters #art

[andisupreme]

On a different note than I've been on lately, HOO WEE BALDUR'S GATE!!! I am consumed utterly. I'll do art of my Tavs someday I swear but since it takes me forever to draw, obligatory (spoilery) ramble under the cut of who I've got so far.

First run was a lawful good dragonborn paladin who romanced Wyll and I think accidentally ended up in a throuple with Karlach at the end? Pretty sure it was intended to be a platonic ending but the way Wyll was so heartbroken and distressed over Karlach dying, absolutely begging her to come to Avernus "with people who love you, Karlach!"

Cue me in character snapping my head over to look at him like "oh worm? You feel that way about her? Do we like her vibe?? I mean I like her vibe do YOU like her vibe? Did we, husband and spouse, spot her from across the camp and like her vibe?" And the thought of this engaged couple dragging their bestie to Avernus so they can keep Zariel off her back, always living on the run with only each other for comfort? DAMN I've never felt the urge to write Main Character insert fanfiction until now but I get it.

Second run has been a tiefling cleric of Selune specifically made to romance Shadowheart and GOD that's been hilarious. The Selunite quips are 90% of the time entirely their own thing, divorced from the romance plotline, so you can talk to her and she's batting her eyelashes at you just as you walk past a Selune statue or something and there will be an exchange along the lines of Shadowheart: "Ugh." Myna, pulling a 180: "You watch your tongue, Sharran! That is the third time you have spoken ill of my god." Shadowheart, immediately matching this energy: "You and your Moon Witch, or should I say Moon Bitch." Myna: >:O -30 seconds later- Shadowheart: "I'm starting to smile more you know. I think that's your fault. ❤️" All I can think of is this is a cleric couple who roleplays religious conflict in the bedroom but it keeps getting a little too real and sex is paused because they start actually arguing about it.

And then I'm not quite done with Myna yet. About halfway through act 3 now. But yes I have started the obligatory Durge x Astarion run. Made my sad blorbo elf man, Nox. Being traumatized over a murderous entity mind-controlling him for years and having amnesia is kind of his whole backstory deal so I couldn't pass that up. Also he's gay and Astarion is literally right there so...

Yes after my first run I've been planning everything around the romances sue me.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers

[actuallyevilgay]

ABOUT

This blog is a work in progress. Sideblog for writing fics, main purpose is for me to express myself. If you don't like the content, please block me and don't harass me. I have no interest in pointless drama in this fandom. I am not an experienced fanfiction writer, I'm not looking for criticism either. My english may not be good all the time. Please be nice. Some concepts used in my fanfics are aligned with backstory elements of my own Tav oc, they are just used differently. OP You can refer to me as ''Riel'' or ''AE'' my pronouns are he/him. I am an adult. Born in 1998. Boundaries, etc. -If you are a minor, you should not be playing BG3 to begin with, its a 18+ game. Do not interact with me. Block me. -Please don't come to this blog to argue lore or anything else with me, I'm just some guy. I don't have time for that. -Dead dove don't eat. I will do my best to add content warnings, I'm not perfect and may not be aware of triggers of strangers. Please curate your experience. -I will not write gender neutral or fem content. -Astarion is pan/bi, reader/tav in my fics will always be gay. -My fics will include headcanons of characters and might not be dnd lore friendly. -Tav in my fics will always be a ''slender'' smaller man, a twink. This is for my personal comfort. -Do not reupload my fics anywhere. Reblogs are fine! Can I request a fic or oneshot? Yes, but do not expect too much. If I don't like the idea, I'll pass on it. I might abandon things if I lose interest or inspiration. I will not write about this. -Astarion physically abusing tav. -Adult Astarion knowing tav before they were an adult. -Mpreg, or omegaverse stuff. -An Extremely Heroic Tav. We killed 7000 people for this route. -Adopting children or raising them. Maybe.. Yes.. Depends. -Manipulation. -Possessiveness, obsessiveness. -Angst. -Stalking. -Usage of Mind Control spells like Charm or Calm Emotions in some situations. (see my Charmed fic for example) I don't want to write about straight-up brainwashing. Preferences. -Vampire Groom Lore. -Fluff, wholesome. -Tav is evil too. -Consent is a love language. -Soft! Ascended Astarion.

If you have any questions for me, drop them in my inbox.

#ascended astarion x male tav #ascended astarion #ascended astarion x reader #ascended astarion x male reader #x male reader #gay #bg3 tav #astarion x tav #gay romance

[countercharmd]

" A BRAND NEW DAY, GOT A BRAND NEW GRIN ... "

#countercharmd : you gain the ability to use magical notes or words of power to disrupt mind-influencing effects.

a study in support classes, boosting morale, playing a part out of necessity, family vs. legacy, bardic audacity, self ascension, trust over love.

an independent rp blog for an original 'tav' character from baldur's gate III. multiverse + multiship. low activity, queue-forward. recorded by stella ( 25+ / he/him / white / CST ).

travels with: @bolyde

interest tracker. | rules ( as of feb 8 ) under the cut. | important lore.

RULES.

DNI. do not follow me if you support or interact with c.elestieu , t.aleswritten , p.oswiecenia or s.tagsworn . i will also not be writing with any muses from fandoms such as s.tranger things, h.arry potter, or h.azbin hotel / h.elluva boss.

ONE. obligatory 'don't be a dick' rule. bigotry will not be tolerated; nor will godmodding or harassment. if you can't respect my original character's identity, then do not follow me. i will also be writing with muns who are 21+ for my own comfort.

TWO. my activity fluctuates based on how inspired i am to write on tumblr. i will try to keep my queue full of replies so that the blog will stay active on low activity days. nowadays, i do prioritize threads with people that i talk with / trust.

THREE. i tend to softblock over hardblock. if i softblock you, then it means that i don't mind you following me back at a later date! if i hardblock you, then it means i do not want to continue the mutual.

FOUR. i only have access to the beta editor, and my formatting is typically small text, single space, with italics and colored text. if you can't read any of this, let me know and i'll change it for you when i reply to you!

FIVE. as said above, please plot with me! the more we talk about xyz, the more confident i'll feel about writing you something. my tumblr IMs are open to mutuals, and i am always willing to give out my discord if that's easier for you!

SIX. i will be accepting 3 to 5 mains of canon characters; at this moment, i am not practicing exclusivity. just because i don't do this, doesn't mean that i am 'collecting' canon characters. if exclusivity changes in the future, then i will ask it in return from you. serendipity is technically a 'tav' character.

at the moment, my main gale and shadowheart portrayals on this blog are quake's (bolyde). any mention of these two characters in threads will be referring to these portrayals, excluding threads with other gales or shadowhearts. this does not mean exclusivity! serendipity's default epilogue is where he is married to (quake's) gale.

SEVEN. i love shipping! be it romantic or platonic. serendipity and i are over 21. serendipity is also a trans gay man. if you have a trans muse and are wondering about romantic things, the question for you is: does your muse experience dysphoria by being described as the partner of a gay man? no? then it's on the table! i have also been known on occasion to write smut on this blog, if the mood takes me. everything in that vein will be tagged as '#suggestive cw' and/or '#nsft cw'. i will also not be writing any polyamorous ships with serendipity, as he would not be comfortable in them. (this is a him problem, and not a problem with polyamory as a whole.)

EIGHT. i don't have any triggers for you to tag, but i tag everything with '#[subject] cw' ! i am, however, not interested in exploring love triangle plots or angst for the sake of it. this blog will also explore themes of abandonment, escapism, and family abuse. please curate your space!

#pinned. #est. sep 2023. #uses beta editor. #carrd linked in url at the beginning of the para.

[notsecretlyarainbow]

All my (current) Baldur's Gate 3 tavs

just a little compiled list 🙃 buckle in because theres so many :))))))))))))) 1. Cormac - blue Dragonborn Sorcerer

Cormac is very levelheaded, rational, and empathetic. He was on his own for a long time before the nautiloid, so traveling with so many partners came as a bit of a shock to him, but he enjoyed the company. He also fell in love with Karlach, but she did not fall in love with him. He followed her to the hells anyway. [Cormac is the only playthrough I have finished]

2. Gun - Half elf monk

Gun is a boss bitch. She takes no shit, she leaves no witnesses. She is 6 foot 5 and will throat punch you if you so much as step on her toes. Her party members often have to keep her anger issues in check.

3. Hurgox - black dragonborn sorcerer

Hurgox is very quiet, studious, and surprisingly timid for a man of such stature. He prefers being a helper to the party rather than the main event.

4. Lake - Githyanki Bard

Lake travels with his twin sister Tuwile (@transtrife) and his lover Gale. He did not grow up in a Creche, and thus is not as cut-throat as most Gith are. Instead, he is very kind, sometimes a bit of a pushover, and enjoys making people smile much more than making them bleed. He plays the flute and the lute !

5. Laya - Drow Monk

Laya is That Girl. She is That Bitch. She is fearless and tough, and knows how to throw a punch without breaking her nails. Her and Karlach are the power couple from Hell.

6. Magnolia - Wood elf Ranger

Magnolia is a transgirl who just wants to get this damn worm out of her head and get back to her dogs. Previously, she lived in the woods with her animals and sold pelts for a living. This whole "worms rotting your brain" thing is so over her head.

7. Melwas - Tiefling wizard

Melwas is a necromancer fuckboy. He does not always make the right decisions, and his eyes linger a bit too long on a certain vampire, but he's doing his best. He enjoys making flutes and such out bones.

8. Ozris - Tiefling Cleric

Ozris is babygirl. He is soft, sweet, shy, and completely overwhelmed by everything happening to him. Somehow along the way, Astarion took a liking to the little peach (probably hoping he could corrupt the pure little soul). Ozris is also poly and soon to be in the middle of a Halsin-Astarion sandwich. Little gay boy with an angel and a devil on either side.

9. Rayelle - half elf paladin

Rayelle is a boss bitch. She curbstomps anyone in her way and puffs her chest up to protect her cleric gf Shadowheart. She travels with her half brother, Faust (a durge), and tries to keep him out of trouble. But also... she doesn't have the BEST moral compass herself. It's okay though, because Halsin will straighten her out.

10. Renzo - half orc fighter

NGL, Renzo is not fleshed out in the slightest. All I know about this man is that he is gentler than he looks.

#bg3 #bg3 tav #baldurs gate 3 #tav #speaky speaky #cormac #gun #hurgox #lake #laya #magnolia #melwas #ozris #rayelle #renzo #my tavs #archive

[leanstooneside]

Familiarity breeds contempt

UNDER CLOVER AND BIRDS APROWL ARE IN THE ROOKERIES

DEEP; APERSONAL PROBLEM A LOCATIVE ENIGMA; UPRIGHT ONE VEHICULE OF ARCANISATION IN THE FIELD LYING CHAP FLOODSUPPLIER OF CELICULATION THROUGH EBBLANES; A PART OF THE WHOLE AS A PORT FOR A WHALE; DEAR HEWITT CASTELLO EQUERRY WERE DAYLIGHTED WITH OUR OUTING AND ARE LOOKING BACKWARDS

ALL HIS FOURTEEN OTHER FULLBACK MAULERS OR HURLING STARS OR WHATEVER THE DAGOS THEY ARE BAITING AT MY LORD ORNERY€™S

VICOUS CICLES YET REMEWS THE SAME; THE DRAIN RATS BLESS HIS OFFALS WHILE THE PARK BIRDS CURSE HIS FLOODLIGHTS; PORTOBELLO EQUADOCTA THERECOCTA PERCORELLO; HE POURS INTO THE SOFTCLAD SHELLBORN THE HARD CASH EARNED IN WATLING STREET; HIS BIRTH PROVED ACCIDENTAL SHOWS HIS DEATH ITS GRAVE MISTAKE; BROUGHT US GIANT IVY FROM THE LAND OF YOUNKERS AND BEWITTHERED APOSTOLOPOLOS WITH THE GALE OF HIS GALL; WHILE SATISFIED THAT SOFT YOUTHFUL BRIGHT MATCHLESS GIRLS SHOULD BOSOM INTO FINE SILKCLAD JOYOUS BLOOMING YOUNG WOMEN IS NOT SO PLEASED

ALL FITZPATRICKS IN HIS EMIRATE REMEMBER HIM THE BOYS OF WETFORD HAIL HIM BABU; INDANIFIED HIMSELF WITH BORO TRIBUTE AND WAS SCHENKT PUBLICLY TO BRIGSTOLL; WAS GIVEN THE LIGHT IN DREY ORCHAFTS AND ENTUMULED IN THREEPLEXES; HIS LIKENESS IS IN TERRECUITE

ALL POSH AND ROBBAGE ON A MELODEONTIC SCALE SINCE HIS MAN€™S WHEN IS NO OTHERMAN€™S QUANDOUR MINE DANK YOU

ESCHATOLOGICAL CHAPTERS OF HUMPHREY€™S JUSTESSE OF THE JAYPEES AND HUNTED FOR BY THEBAN RECENSORS WHO SNIFF THERE€™S SOMETHING BEHIND THE BUG OF THE DEAF; THC KING WAS IN HIS CORNERWALL MELKING MARK SO MURRY THE QUEEN WAS STEEP IN ARMBOUR FEELING FAIN AND FURRY THE MAYDS WAS MIDST THE HAWTHORNS SHOEING UP THEIR HOSE OUT PIMPS THE BACK GUARDS POMP! AND PUMP GUN THEY GOES; TO ALL HIS FORETELLERS HE REARED A STONE AND FOR ALL HIS COMETHERS HE PLANTED A TREE; FORTY ACRES SIXTY MILES WHITE STRIPE RED STRIPE WASHES HIS FLEET IN ANNACRWATTER; WHOU MISSED A PORTER SO WHOT SHALL HE DO FOR HE WANTED TO SIT FOR PIMPLOCO BUT THEY€™VE CAUGHT HIM TO STAND FOR SUE?; DUTCHLORD DUTCHLORD OVERAWES US; HEADMOUND KING AND MARTYR DUNSTUNG IN THE YEAST PITRELEPOREIN PETRIN BARTHTHEGRETEBYTHEEXCHANGE; HE HESTENS TOWARDS DAMES TROTH AND WEDDING HAND LIKE THE PRINCE OF ORANGE AND NASSAU WHILE HE HAS TRINITY LEFT BEHIND HIM LIKE BOWLBEGGAR BILLTHEBUSTONLY; BROW OF A HAZELWOOD POOL IN THE DARK; CHANGES BLOWICKS INTO BULLOCKS AND A WELL OF ARTESIA INTO A BIRD OF ARABIA; THE HANDWRITING ON HIS FACEWALL THE CRYPTOCONCHOIDSIPHONOSTOMATA IN HIS EXPRUSSIANS; HIS BIRTHSPOT LIES BEYOND THE HEROSPONT AND HIS BURIALPLOT IN THE PLEASANT LITTLE FIELD; IS THE YLDIST KIOSK

POOR WAIFSTRAYS ON THE PERISH; READS THE CHARMS OF H. C. ENDERSEN ALL THE WEAKS OF HIS EVENIN AND THE CRIMES OF IVAUN THE TAURRIBLE EVERY STRONGDAY MORN; SOAPS YOU SOFT TO YOUR FACE AND SLAPS HIMSELF WHEN HE€™S BADEND; OWNS THE BULGIEST BUNGBARREL THAT EVER WAS TIPTAPPED IN THE PRIVACE OF THE MULLINGAR INN; WAS BOM WITH A NUASILVER TONGUE IN HIS MOUTH AND WENT ROUND THE COAST OF IRON WITH HIS LIFT HAND TO THE SCENE; RAISED BUT TWO FINGERS AND YET SMELT IT WOULD DAY; FOR WHOM IT IS EASIER TO FOUND A SEE IN EBBLANNAH

OLD STOCK COLLAR IS COMING BACK

WHOLE TOWNSHIP CAN SEE HIS HAIRY LEGS; BY STEALTH OF A KERSSE HER AULBURNTRESS ABAFT HIS NAPE SHE HUNG; WHEN HIS KETTLE BECAME A HEARTHSCULDUS OUR THORSTYITES SET THEIR LYMPHYAMPHYRE; HIS YEARLETTER CONCOCTED BY MASTERHANDS OF ASSAYS HIS HALLMARK IMPOSED BY THE STANDARD OF WROUGHT PLATE; A PAIR OF PECTORALS AND A TRIPLESCREEN TO GET A WIND UP; LIGHTS HIS PIPE WITH A ROSIN TREE AND HIRES A TOWHORSE TO HAUL HIS SHOES; CURES SLAVEY€™S SCURVY BREAKS BARONS BOILS; CALLED TO SELL POLOSH AND WAS FOUND LATER IN A BEDROOM; HAS HIS SEAT OF JUSTICE HIS HOUSE OF MERCY HIS COM O€™COPIOUS AND HIS STACKS A€™RYE; PROSPECTOR HE HAD A ROOKSACHT RETROSPECTOR HE HOLDS THE HOLPENSTAKE; WON THE FREEDOM OF NEW YOKE FOR THE MINDS OF JUGOSLAVES; ACTS ACTIVE PEDDLES IN PASSIVISM AND IS A GORGON

BLUE TRAMP THE FUNPOWTHERPLOTHER THE CHRISTYMANSBOXER FROM THEIR PR€šS SAL€šS AND DONNYBROOK PRATER AND ROEBUCK€™S CAMPOS AND THE AGER AROUNTOWN AND CRUMGLEN€™S GRASSY BUT KIMMAGE€™S CHAMP AND ASHTOWN FIELDS AND CABRA FIELDS AND FINGLAS FIELDS AND SANTRY FIELDS AND THE FEELS OF RAHENY AND THEIR FAILS AND BALDOYGLE TO THEM WHO ARE LATECOMERS ALL

MANY PASSIMS I AM WORKING OUT A QUANTUM THEORY ABOUT IT FOR IT IS REALLY MOST TANTUMISING

SINGLE MAIDEN SPEECH LA BELLE SPUN TO HER GRAND MOUNT AND WHOLED A LIFETIME BY HIS AIN FIRESIDE WONDERING WAS IT HEBREW SET TO HIMMELTONES OR THE QUICKSILVERSONG OF QWATERNIONS; HIS TROUBLES MAY BE OVER BUT HIS DOUBLES HAVE STILL TO COME; THE LOBSTER POT THAT CRABBED OUR KEEL THE GARDEN PET THAT SPOILED OUR SQUEEZED PEAS; HE STANDS IN A LOVELY PARK SEA IS NOT FAR IMPORTUNATE TOWNS

SOCIANIST COMMONISER; MADE A SUMMER ASSAULT ON OUR SHORES AND BEGIDDY GOT HIS SANDS FULL; FIRST HE SHOT DOWN RAGLAN ROAD AND THEN HE TORE UP MARLBOROUGH PLACE; CROMLECHHEIGHT AND CROMMALHILL WERE HIS FARFAMED FEETRESTS WHEN OUR LURCH AS LOUT LET FREE INTO THE LUBAR HELOVED; MARESCHALLED HIS WARDMOTES AND DELIMITED THE MAIN; NETTED BEFORE NIBBLING CAN SCARCE TURN A SCALE BUT GROSSED AFTER MEALS WEIGHS A TOWN IN HIMSELF; BANBA PRAYED FOR HIS CONVERSION BEURLA MISSED THAT GRAND OLD VOICE; A COLOSSUS AMONG CABBAGES THE MELARANCITRONE OF FRUITS; LARGER THAN LIFE DOUGHTIER THAN DEATH; GRAN TURCO OREGE FORMENT; LACHSEMBULGER LEPERLEAN; THE SPARKLE OF HIS GENIAL FANCY THE DEPTH OF HIS CALM SAGACITY THE CLEARNESS OF HIS SPOTLESS HONOUR THE FLOW OF HIS BOUNDLESS BENEVOLENCE; OUR FAMILY FURBEAR OUR TRIBAL TARNPIKE; QUARY WAS HE INVINCIBLED AND CUR WAS HE BURKED; PARTITIONED IRSKAHOLM UNITED IRISHMEN; HE TOOK A SVIG AT HIS OWN METHYR BUT SHE TESTED A BIT GORKY AND AS FOR THE SALMON HE WAS COMING UP IN HIM ALL LIFE LONG; COMM EILERDICH HECKLEBURY AND SAWYER THEE WARDEN; SILENT AS THE BEE IN HONEY STARK AS THE BREATH ON HAUWCK COSTELLO KINSELLA MAHONY MORAN THOUGH YOU ROPE AMRIQUE YOUR HOME RULER IS DAN

ASUNDERED; GO AWAY WE ARE DELUDED COME BACK WE

DREARS MAN OR ARE YOU

ANULAR YEARS BEFORE HE WALLOWED ROUND RAGGIANT CIRCOS; THE CABALSTONE AT THE COPING OF HIS CAVIN IS A CANINE CONSTANT

NATIONALIST; SYLVIACOLA IS SHY

PRACTICAL JUSTIFICATION AND CONDAM ANY GOOD TO ITS OWN GRATIFICATION WHO ARE RULED ROPED DUPED

LITTLE RECHERCH€š BRUSH WITH WHAT SCHOTT? AND AS I FURTHER COULD HAVE TOLD YOU AS BRISK AS YOUR D.B.C. BEHAVIOURISTICALLY PAILLET€š WITH A COAT OF HOMOID ICING WHICH IS IN REALITY

FANCY HIM AS SMOKING FAGS HIS AT TIME OF LIFE; MOUNT OF MISH MELL OF MOY; HAD TWO CARDINAL VENTURES AND THREE CAPITOL SINKS; HAS A PEEP IN HIS POCKETBOOK AND A PACKETBOAT IN HIS KEEP; B.V.H. B.L.G. P.P.M. T.D.S. V.B.D. T.C.H. L.O.N.; IS BREAKFATES LUNGER DIENER

MANY HUNDREDS AND MANY SCORE MILES OF STREETS AND LIT THOUSANDS IN ONE NIGHTLIGHTS IN HECTARES OF WINDOWS; HIS GREAT WIDE CLOAK LIES ON FIFTEEN ACRES AND HIS LITTLE WHITE HORSE DECKS BY DOZENS OUR DOORS; O SORROW THE SAIL AND WOE THE RUDDER THAT WERE SET FOR MAIRIE QUAI!; HIS SUNS THE HUNS HIS DARTARS THE TARTARS ARE PLENTY HERE

ISOBARIC PATTIES AMONG THE CREW; ONE ASKS WAS HE POISONED ONE THINKS HOW MUCH DID HE LEAVE; EXGARDENER RIESENGEBIRGER FITTED UP WITH PLANTUROUS EXISTENCIES WOULD MAKE ROSEOOGREEDY MITE€™S LITTLE HOSE; TAUT SHEETS AND SCUPPERS AWASH BUT THE OIL SILK MACK LIEB STERPET MICKS HIS AQUASCUTUM; THE ENJOYMENT HE TOOK IN KAY WOMEN THE EMPLOYMENT HE GAVE TO GEE MEN; SPONSOR TO A SQUAD OF PIERCERS ALLY TO A HOST OF RAWLIES; AGAINST LIGHTNING EXPLOSION FIRE EARTHQUAKE FLOOD WHIRLWIND BURGLARY THIRD PARTY ROT LOSS OF CASH LOSS OF CREDIT IMPACT OF VEHICLES; CAN RANT AS GRAVE AS OXTAIL SOUP AND CHAT AS GAY AS A PORTO FLIPPANT; IS UNHESITENT

SHAGGY NECK FIGURE LEFT HE IS RATIONED

STABLE HAND MUST BEGRIPE FULLSTANDINGLY IRERS€™ LANGURGE JUBLANDER OR NORTHQUAIN BIGGER PREFURRED ALL DUTIES KINE RIGHTS FAMILY FEWD OUTINGS FIVED MAY GET EARNST NO GET COMBITSCH PROFUSIONAL DRINKLORDS TO PLEASE OBSTAIN HE IS FATHERLOW SOUNDIGGED INMOODMINED PERSHOON

NEW; SQUATS AQUART AND CRACKS AQUAINT WHEN IT€™S FLAGGIN IN TOWN AND ON HAVEN; BLOWS WHISKERY AROUND HIS SUMMIT BUT STEHTS STOUT UPON HIS FOOTLES; STUTTERS FORE HE FALLS AND GOES MAD ENTIRELY WHEN HE€™S WAKED; IS TIMB

CIVILISED HUMANITY AND BUT A WART ON EUROPE; WANAMADE SINGSIGNS TO SOUNDSENSE AN YIT HE WANNA GIT ALL HIS FLESCH NUEMAID MOTTS TRULY PRURAL AND PLUSIBLE; HAS EXCISIVELY LARGE RINGS AND IS UNCUSTOMARILY PERFUMED; LUSTETH ATH HE

RIGHT HE IS HOISTED

BLIND TOLL THE DEAF AND CALL DUMB LAME AND HALTY; MIRACULONE MONSTRUCCELEEN; LED THE UPPLAWS AT THE CREATION AND HISSED A SNAKE CHARMER OFF HER STAYS; HOUNDED BECOME HAUNTER HUNTER BECOME FOX; HARRIER MARRIER TERRIER TAV; OLAPH THE OXMAN THORKER THE TOURABLE; YOU FEEL HE IS VESPASIAN

FAT LIKE FATLIKE TALLOW OF GREASEFULNESS YEA OF DRIPPING GREASEFULNESS; DID NOT SAY TO THE OLD OLD DID NOT SAY TO THE SCORBUTIC SCORBUTIC; HE HAS FOUNDED A HOUSE URU A HOUSE HE HAS FOUNDED TO WHICH HE HAS ASSIGNED ITS FATE; BEARS A RAAVEN GEULANT ON A FJELD DUIV; RUZ THE HALO OFFHIS VARLET WHEN HE APPEARED TO HIS SHECOOK AS HAYCOCK EMMET BOARO TOARO OSTERICH MANGY AND SKUNK; PRESSED THE BEER OF ALED AGE OUT OF THE NETTLES OF RASHNESS; PUT A ROOF ON THE LODGE FOR HYMN AND A COQ IN HIS POT PRO HOMO; WAS DAPIFER THEN PANCIRCENSOR THEN HORTIFEX MAGNUS; THE TOPES THAT TIPPLED ON HIM THE TYPES THAT TOPPLED OFF HIM; STILL STARTS OUR HARES YET GATES OUR GOAT; POCKETBOOK PACKETBOAT GAPMAN GUNRUN; THE LIGHT OF OTHER DAYS DIRE DREARY DARKNESS; OUR AWFUL DAD TIMOUR OF TORTUR; PUZZLING STARTLING SHOCKING NAY PERTURBING; WENT PUFFING FROM KING€™S BRUGH TO NEW CUSTOMS DOFFING THE GIBBOUS OFF HIM TO EVERY BREACH OF ALL SIZE; WITH PA€™S NEW HEFT AND PAPA€™S NEW HELVE HE€™S PAPAPA€™S OLD CUTLASS PAPAPAPA LEFT US; WHEN YOUNGHEADED OLDSHOULDERED AND MIDDLISHNECK AGED ABOUT; CALLER HERRING EVERY €” DAILY TURGID TARPON OVERNIGHT; SEE LORYON THE COMALEON THAT CHANGED ENDOCRINE HISTORY BY LOEVEN HIS LOAF WITH FORTY BANNUCKS; SHE DROVE HIM DAFE TILL HE DRIV HER BLIND UP; THE PIGEONS DOVES BE PERCHIN ALL OVER HIM ONE DAY ON BASLESBRIDGE AND THE RAVENS DUV BE PITCHIN THEIR DARK NETS AFTER HIM THE NEXT NIGHT BEHIND KOENIGSTEIN€™S ARBOUR; TRONF OF THE REP COMF OF THE PRIV PROSP OF THE PUB; HIS HEADWOOD IT€™S IDEAL IF HIS FEET ARE BALLY CLAY; HE

LIBERAL EDUCATION; WAS DIPPED IN HOILY OLIVES AND CHRYSMED IN SCENT OTOOLES; HEARS CRICKET ON THE EARTH BUT ANNOYS THE LIFE OUT OF PREDIKANTS; STILL TURNS THE DURC€™S EAR OF DARIUS TO THE NOW THOROUGHLY INFURIOTED€™ ONE OF GOD; MADE MAN WITH JUTS THAT JERK AND MINTED MONEY MONG MANEY; LIKES A SIX ACUP PUDDING WHEN HE€™S COME WHOME SWEETWHOME; HAS COME THROUGH ALL THE ERAS OF LIVSADVENTURE FROM MOONSHINE AND SHAMPAYING DOWN TO CLOUTS AND POTTLED PORTER; WOOLLEM THE FARSED HAHNREICH THE ALTHE CHARGE THE SACKEND WRITCHAD THE THORD; IF A MANDRAKE SHRICKED TO CONVULTURES AT LAST SURVIVING HIS BIRTH THE WEIBDUCK WILL WAIL BITTERNLY OVER THE ROTTER€™S RESURRECTION; LOSES WEIGHT IN THE MOON NIGHT BUT GIRD GIRDER BY THE SUNDAWN; WITH ONE TOUCH OF NATURE SET A VEILED WORLD AGRIN AND WENT WITHIN A SHEET OF TISSUEPAPER OF THE OPTION OF THREE GAOLS; WHO COULD SEE AT ONE BLICK A SAUMON TAKEN WITH A LANCE HUNTERS PURSUING A DOE A SWALLOWSHIP IN FULL SAIL A WHYTEROBE LIFTING A HOST; FACED FLAPPERY LIKE OLD KING CNUT AND TURNED HIS BACK LIKE CINCINNATUS; IS A FARFAR

FALSE HOOD OF A SPINDLER WEB CHOKES THE CAVEMOUTH OF HIS UNSIGHTLINESS BUT THE NESTLINGS THAT LIVEN HIS LEAFSCREEN SING HIM A LOVER OF ARBUTIES; WE STRIKE HANDS OVER HIS BLOODIED WARSHEET BUT WE ARE PLEDGED ENTIRELY

LONG GUNN BUT NOT FOR COTTON; STOOD HIS SHARP ASSAULT OF FAMINE BUT GREW GIRTHER GIRTHER AND GIRTHER; HE HAS TWENTY FOUR OR SO COUSINS GERMINATING IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND A NAMESAKE WITH AN INITIAL DIFFERENCE IN THE ONCE KINGDOM OF POLAND; HIS FIRST€™S A YOUNG ROSE AND HIS SECOND€™S FRENCH€“EGYPTIAN AND HIS WHOLE MEANS A SLUMP AT CHRISTIE€™S; FORTH OF HIS PIERCED PART CAME THE WOMAN OF HIS DREAMS BLOOD THICKER THEN WATER LAST TRADE OVERSEAS; BUYSHOP OF GLINTYLOOK EORL OF HOED; YOU AND I ARE IN HIM

HEAVY SWEARSOME STRONGSMELLING IRREGULARSHAPED MEN SHOULD BLOTTOUT ACTIVE HANDSOME WELLFORMED FRANKEYED BOYS; HERALD HAIRYFAIR ALLOAF THE WHEAT; HUSBAND YOUR AUNT AND ENDOW YOUR NEPOS; HEARKEN BUT HUSH IT SCREEN HIM AND SEE; TIME IS AN ARCHBISHOPRIC TIME

PARLIAMENTARY MOTION THIS TERM WHICH UNDER MY GUIDANCE WOULD ESTABLISH THE DELETERIOUSNESS OF DECOROUSNESS IN THE MORBIDISATION OF THE MODERN MANDABOUTWOMAN TYPE IS TO THE FERA

WHOLE ACCOUNT OF THE SENNACHERIB AS DISTINCT FROM THE SHALMANESIR SANITATIONAL REFORMS AND OF THE MR SKEKELS AND DR HYDES PROBLEM IN THE SAME CONNECTION DIFFERS TOTO COELO FROM THE FRUIT OF MY OWN INVESTIGATIONS €” THOUGH THE REASON I WENT TO JERICHO MUST REMAIN FOR CERTAIN REASONS A POLITICAL SECRET €” ESPECIALLY AS I SHALL SHORTLY BE WANTED IN CAVANTRY I CONGRATULATE MYSELF FOR THE SAME AND OTHER REASONS €” AS BEING AGAIN HOPELESSLY VITIATED BY WHAT I HAVE NOW RESOLVED TO CALL THE DIME AND CASH DIAMOND FALLACY IN HIS TALKED OFF CONFESSION WHICH RECENTLY MET WITH SUCH A LEONINE UPROAR ON ITS ESCAPE AFTER ITS CONFINEMENT WHY AM I NOT BORN LIKE A GENTILEMAN AND WHY AM I NOW SO SPEAKABLE ABOUT MY OWN EATABLES FEIGENBAUMBLATT AND FATHER JUDA €” PEST 5688 A.M. WHOLEHEARTEDLY TAKES OFF HIS GABBERCOAT AND WIG HONEST DRAUGHTY FELLOW IN HIS PUBLIC INTEREST TO MAKE US SEE HOW THOUGH AS HE SAYS: €˜BY ALLSWILL€™ THE INCEPTION AND THE DESCENT AND THE ENDSWELL OF MAN IS TEMPORARILY WRAPPED IN OBSCENITY

SUBSEQUENT SENTENCE ARE ALTERNATIVOMENTALLY

TIONAL BETTERMENT IN THE READJUSTMENT OF THE MORE REFRANGIBLE ANGLES TO THE SQUEALS OF HIS HYPOTHESIS ON THE OUTER TIN SIDES I CAN EASILY BELIEVE HEARTILY IN MY OWN MOST SPACIOUS IMMENSITY AS MY OWNHOUSE AND MICROBEMOST COSM WHEN I AM REASSURED BY RATIO THAT THE CUBE OF MY VOLUMES IS TO THE SURFACES

GREEN MANTLE; OUR FRIEND VIKELEGAL OUR SWARAN FOI; UNDER THE FOUR STONES BY HIS STREAMS WHO VANISHED THE WASSAILBOWL AT THE JOY OF SHELLS; MORA AND LORA HAD A HILL OF A HIGH TIME LOOKING DOWN ON HIS CONFUSION TILL FIRM LOOK IN READINESS FORWARD SPEAR AND THE WINDFOOT OF CURACH STREWED THE LAKEMIST OF LEGO OVER THE LAST OF HIS FIELDS; WE DARKENED FOR YOU FAULTERER IN THE YEAR OF MOURNING BUT WE€™LL FIDHIL TO THE DIMTWINKLERS WHEN THE STREAMY MORVENLIGHT CALLS UP THE SUNBEAM; HIS STRIPED PANTALOONS HIS RATHER STRANGE WALK; HEREDITATIS COLUMNA ERECTA HAGION CHITON ERAPHON; NODS A NAP FOR THE NONCE BUT CROWS CHEERIO WHEN THEY GET ECUNEMICAL; IS A SIMULTANEOUS EQUATOR

MOST CONICAL HODPIECE OF CONFUSIANIST HERONIM AND THAT CHUCHUFFUOUS CHINCHIN OF HIS IS LIKE A FOOTSEY KUNGOLOO

LEGUMINIFEROUS ZONE; WHEN OLDER LINKS LOCK OLDER HEARTS THEN HE€™LL RESEMBLE SHE; CAN BE BUILT WITH GLUE AND CLIPPINGS SCRAWLED OR VOIDED ON A BUTTRESS; THE NIGHT EXPRESS SINGS HIS STORY THE SONG OF SPARROWNOTES ON HIS STAVE OF WIRES; HE CRAWLS WITH LICE HE SWARMS WITH SAGGARTS; IS AS QUIET

EXHAUSTIVE CONFLICT AN OTHO TO RETURN; BURNING BODY TO AIGER AIR ON MELTING MOUNTAIN IN WOOING WAVE; WE GO INTO HIM SLEEPY CHILDREN WE COME OUT OF HIM STRUCKLERS FOR LIFE; HE DIVESTED TO SAVE FROM THE MRS DROWNINGS THEIR RIVAL QUEENS WHILE GRIMSHAW BRAGSHAW AND RENSHAW MADE OFF WITH HIS STOREN CLOTHES; TAXED AND RATED LICENSED AND RANTED; HIS THREEFACED STONEHEAD WAS FOUND ON A WHITEHORSE HILL AND THE PRINT OF HIS COSTELLOUS FEET IS SEEN IN THE GOAT€™S GRASSCIRCLE

RUDE WORD; THE MOUNTAIN VIEW SOME LUMIN PALE ROUND A LAMP OF SUCCAR IN BOINYN WATER; THREE SHOTS A PUDDY AT UP BLUP SADDLE; MADE UP TO MISS MACCORMACK NI LACARTHY WHO MADE OFF WITH DARLY DERMOD SWANK AND SWARTHY; ONCE DIAMOND CUT GARNET NOW DAMMAT CUTS GROANY; YOU MIGHT FIND HIM AT THE FLORENCE BUT WATCH OUR FOR HIM IN WYNN€™S HOTEL; THEER€™S HIS BOW AND WHEER€™S HIS LEAKER AND HEER LAYS HIS BEQUIET HEARSE DEEP; SWED ALBIONY LIKELIEST VILLAIN OF THE PLACE; HENNERY CANTEREL €” COCKRAN EGGOTISTERS LIMITATED; WE TAKE OUR TAYS AND FREES OUR FLEAS ROUND SADURN€™S MOUNTED FOOT; BUILT THE LUND€™S KIRK AND DESTROYED THE CHURCH€™S LAND; WHO GUESSE HIS TITLE GRABS HIS DEEDS; FLETCH AND PRITIES FASH AND CHAPS; ARTFUL JUKE OF WILYSLY; HUGGLEBELLY€™S FUNNIRAL; KUKKUK KALLIKAK; HEARD IN CAMERA AND EXCRUCIATED; BOON WHEN WITH BENCHES BILLETED BANN IF BUCKSHOTBACKSHATTERED; HEAVENGENDERED CHAOSFOEDTED EARTHBORN; HIS FATHER PRESUMPTIVELY PLOUGHED IT DEEP ON OVERTIME AND HIS MOTHER AS ALL EVINCE MUST HAVE TRAVAILLED HER FAIR SHARE; A FOOTPRINSE ON THE MEGACENE HETMAN UNWHORSED BY SEARINGSAND; HONORARY CAPTAIN OF THE EXTEMPORISED FIRE BRIGADE REPORTED TO BE FRIENDLY WITH THE POLICE; THE DOOR IS STILL OPEN

NIGHTLY CONSTERNATION FORTNIGHTLY FORNICATION MONTHLY MISERECORDATION AND OMNIANNUAL RECREATION DOYLES WHEN THEY DELIBERATE BUT SULLIVANS WHEN THEY ARE SWORDSED MATEY TEDDY SIMON JORN PEDHER ANDY BARTY PHILLY JAMESY MOR