Hey, stinker. You’re alright? If yes, I’m calling Valfrey, if not, I’m punching you! Have some of the mochi I brought along. Enjoy~~!
(He drops a plate full of purple mochi in front of Uther)
Okay, calling Valfrey now! Adieu~!
//Chicken Dance Uther!!! Shout mochi!
Sir Uther: *cough cough*....I-I don't...am I having a fever dream?!
(Valfrey belongs to @gethoce (she is probably under the bed /j) )
(Also he has lost his appetite so he didn't eat the mochi...unless if someone comes up and forces the mochi into his mouth LOL)
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Inscribed: █████ ██████████
Epithet: Nobody - lack of identity or presence
Abilities:
Anonymous User - a passive ability that prevents others from learning █████' name. Those affected will need to pass a perception check to see if they can catch the name, and possibly a secondary check to see if they even realize they didn't catch it
Ain't Got No Body - temporarily turns █████' body incorporeal, making physical objects and attacks pass through them for the duration
Nobody's Home - allows █████ to completely clear their mind, making them immune to sensory- or mental-based abilities for the duration; cannot be used at the same time as Ain't Got No Body
Nobody Cares - greatly increases █████' stealth abilities for the duration by erasing everyone else's ability to pay attention to them
Nobody's Perfect - █████' Epitome, in which all actions are performed perfectly for the duration (effectively, all rolls are 20s); attacks can still be blocked or evaded if the target rolls well enough, but █████' actions themselves are executed flawlessly
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A public speaker with a terrible cold who is trying to speak through the pain in their voice.
They’re subtly trying to wipe their nose with their sleeve or a tissue they keep fishing out of their pocket.
They’re doing their absolute best to hide the fact that they’re ill from the people they’re presenting to but their voice is thick and stuffed up.
They’re just trying to rush through what they have to do so they can go hide pitifully in some corner and finally just blow their nose.
Sick presenters ♥️
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I would like a day when something isn't physically wrong with me
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My seasonal allergies need to chill the fuck out, I dont think hives are an additional reaction necessary to have over some fucking plant jizz!!!
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