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himbochub · 2 months
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Incredibly important question, we’ve all thought about slapping the shit out of several Slim characters over they years; who would you like to slap, why, and most importantly would you have the guts to actually do it if they were in front of you?
Anon, this might be the funniest ask I’ve ever received, thank you so much.
First person that came to my mind? Of course, Fëanor himself. Listen, I do love him, but the anger issues? The paranoia? The absolute disregard for sane decision making? For someone who is supposed to be the smartest elf*TM* he sure doesn’t use that big brain of his to its full potential. Very slappable.  
Would I have the guts to do it? Probably not, let’s be honest. He’d incinerate me with a single stare. but ask me again in 2 weeks when exams have drained me to a level where i will be ready to fight god with a pocket knife 
Another dishonourable mention definitely goes to Thingol. Just really dislike that one’s attitude. How nice that your kingdom is flourishing because of your powerful wife, but people are dying, Elu. Also banning an entire language? Dick move. Not sending any help in the Nirnaeth? Even bigger dick move. Sending your daughter’s bf to steal cursed gems from Satan? Why would you??? (Also the irony of shunning those “Silmaril obsessed Noldor” and then becoming obsessed with the sparkly rocks yourself... how’s that for your holier-than-thou attitude, Elu?) 
Would I actually do it? You know what? I would. It would be technically difficult since he is very tall and I am very short (him having sunken low enough for me to reach only metaphorically) and I would probably be obliterated by Melian on the spot, but I'd go for it.
I could go on (looking at you Celegorm&Curufin) but I’ll leave it at those two, and to everyone who sees this: Please tell me your opinions on this matter, I want to know!
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trashlord2020 · 3 years
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Adam Smasher (Cyberpunk 2077) 18+
          A-Z NSFW Headcannons
 WARNINGS: dubious consent (suggested) Necro (only mentioned in passing) and a callous disregard for partners enjoyment and wellbeing. 
I provide these warnings so if any of it bothers you at all you can choose to not read this. If you disregard this and get upset by what you read, you've forfeit your right to complain, fight me. These are of course my own interpretations, in no way is this a 'end all be all'
A = Aftercare 
What, letting you live isn't enough? But seriously, don't expect anything resembling 'care' outta this guy. At the absolute most if you happen to be in a room he owns you could get real lucky and he'll leave you to sort yourself out...just don't be there when he gets back.
B = Body part 
He's a full body cyborg, every part is his favourite. He's almost constantly having things tuned or updated whether it's through Arasaka or his own hard earned eddies, But if he had to pick? His Hands, they're the thing that could end his partner in the moment with just one strong squeeze and having their life literally under his hands does something primal for him. His favourite body part of his partner? He might disguise it under mocking comments and insults but deep in there somewhere there's a man still and he's a thigh man for certain. Thicker they are, the better grip they provide and if his partner is able to pay enough attention they might catch how he almost caresses the skin...
C = Cum
Bodily fluids? disgusting. When he got his ah, 'upgrade' he most certainly passed on that. Sorry ! Sections provide required lubrication (don't forget to bring your own!) for the sake of avoiding friction but his own brand of 'popping the cork' is more of a build up in static and electricity. One he can control the build up of by adjusting 'sensitivity'.
D = Dirty Secret 
He's not a shy kinda guy, he'll have his partners against the window just to brag if there's one available. No, this is more of a vulnerability than anything? Under the metal casing of his chest on each side the tubes and connectors tucked away are very sensitive. The purpose is so he knows if something is amiss or stuck and needs tending too but this has provided a sort of erogenous zone, one he's not at all keen to share with another.
E = Experience 
Before his full body conversion you could say he was quite experienced, if paid partners counted of course. It's always been about him though, even when he (rarely) chooses to provide a helping hand it's been more of a show of dominance than anything. Now with his full Cyborg body and working for the worlds most powerful Corp he rarely finds himself having to pay, most people are either curious enough...or too scared to say no.
F = Favourite Position 
Anything where he can shove his partners head down and bend them across something be it the floor, bed, table or counter He'll use it. As mentioned before walls and windows make a good substitute too. He prefers to be above his partner and them in a position of vulnerability where they have no control, he's in charge here and he takes every opportunity to prove that. It's very rare to find one self facing towards him, often too 'intimate' for his liking.
G = Goofy 
If a partner has the guts they might be surprised to find that a little back and forth sarcasm and snark is enjoyed, even respected. Just be mindful not to insinuate any insults on his behalf, he won't take that lightly and if (when) he grows bored of the talk he'll make that known none too gently, better catch the hint sooner rather than later. So I'd say about 85% serious and 15% Snark.
H = Hair
 He's got a slappable head, bald as a plucked chicken and well...he's all metal down there. No surprise.
I = Intimacy 
If you really squint and tilt your head you might be able to trick yourself into believing the way he may cage his partner in from above as almost 'intimate' but it's really not...Just a show of pure dominance, nothing about enjoying the heat pouring off them at all... In all honesty this isn't making 'love' he's simply not capable of that, likely never was. He may lower his voice till you feel it more in your bones than hear it to whisper awful, dirty things only your both privy too but there's no true intimacy in his actions or words.
J = Jack Off 
Araska didn't provide him with his 'tool' no, that's something he chose to indulge in with eddies from his freelance years and when the work was done he certainly took time to test things out. Nowadays he rarely indulges, why would you need to if he could have almost anybody that happens to spark his interest.
K = Kink
Breath play, no of course not his. The act of cutting somebodies life line off, holding them in suspense and watching the fear grow in their eyes as they wonder if he's even going to bother letting go...it really gets him riled up. The only reason he does bother to let them go instead of squeezing a little harder is that a corpse hardly has the same appeal, don’t mistake it for mercy.
L = Location 
While Adam owns his own room he often has little use for it, spending at best an hour in there a day. You'd be lucky to be taken back there. He often finds himself in hotels/resorts instead, not his issue if it gets trashed then and nobodies going to barge in to investigate all the noise, not when mutters of 'smasher' quickly spread like wild fire. Enjoy your walk of shame back home. :)
M = Motivation 
Often it's just a a general build up that leads to him indulging but a bloody fight will always leave him with some built up 'charge'. Many of his partners in recent years have been people he's done a recent job with, something about watching the blood steam off their cybernetics as they catch their breath really does it for him. Basically a callous and shared disregard for life is what would really catch his interest, otherwise it's purely down to cosmetics in which case don't expect a repeat.
N = NO 
Making love...you probably saw this coming a mile away. As mentioned he's not shy, he knows what he wants and has little issue with obtaining it but if you're expecting a tentative partner who takes care of your needs? Keep looking, he'll never be that.
O = Oral  
He's got no means of which to give oral, his jaw is made out of metal and there's no tongue hidden away. A small (very small) part of him laments not being able to taste what's he's enjoying but again, it would of been more for his enjoyment than anything. On the other hand he certainly enjoys the sight of somebody figuring out their way around him with hands and tongue, the tremor in their hands is something he picks up on without fail but this is never how he achieves his end goal. Attempting to blow Adam Smasher is the closest thing You'll get to foreplay.
P = Pace 
A constant rough pace from start to finish, as mentioned somewhere above he can control his sensitivity so if he finds his charge building up too quick for his likening he doesn't have to slow down, just dial things back a little. There's no stuttering or slipping either as it's all controlled due to years of working with his cybernetics and yet, somehow it never fails to feel so raw and animalistic.
Q = Quickie 
He likes for things to be 'to the point' as he's certainly not here for tea and biscuits... If he's free for the whole day and just finished a big job you might want to look into hiring a wheelchair for the next week but on average he's here to get his jollies and move on. Make sure to undress yourself though, it's an obstacle and we all know how much he enjoys tearing through those.
R = Risk
What your everyday joytoy may consider a risk he may simply see as a little spice to make things more interesting. He doesn't care if somebody was dumb enough to walk in on him but they sure as hell better be quick about leaving, he doesn't share. If his partner has (foolishly) made it obvious they don't want to be caught? He might find that a little insulting and make it a point for them to be caught or seen, again, it's about the dominance he has over them.
S = Stamina
There's no refractory period, none. If he wants to go again he can, the only thing that's going to stop him is the potential heat build-up from too many overcharges in too short a time. This right here is why you'll want to bring your own lube, things are going to get sore and quickly otherwise.
T = Toy
What he's got going on down there could be considered a 'toy'. Lots of interesting features he enjoys tormenting his partners with. That's not enough for you? He's not going to pretend to be thrilled about it but if you somehow got your own toys on hand then so long as they don't get in the way of his enjoyment, use away. Likely the only real chance you have at getting your own enjoyment to be honest, just don't try using them on him. He won't be amused.
U = Unfair 
He enjoys demeaning and talking down to his partners, talk about how 'easy' they were or laugh at how weak they're proving to be. Might physically tease, bring them to the edge if he's super into the moment but he's only going to push you over if you really beg for it...not often he will though, he's in charge and he gets to decide how this plays out.
V = Volume  
Besides all the inner workings of his cybernetics powering away and the times he decides to speak? Practically silent. No moans or gasps as he has no need to breath. If a overcharge proves to be particularly powerful (usually due to a lengthy build up) his Voice emitter may play some static feedback, closest thing you'll get to a groan. Besides, his partner will be more than making up for the silence.
W = Wild Card 
He's bisexual but straight leaning. It's leftover from the gang he ran with once long ago when he was a everyday nobody. Nowadays he's simply not bothered what others think, incapable of considering it even. Women and more feminine leaning partners will have an easier time garnering his attentions but anyone's game if they prove themselves interesting enough.
X = X-Ray
Custom Hardware baby. Don't ask me what unlucky gonk had the job to make this but it's kitted out. The shape is as expected but the length can be retracted and extended at will. When in use the shortest it can go is 6 inches (he will never keep it this short though, that's below him) and the maximum length is 14 inches although ‘yikes’ lets be real, not a lot of people are going to be able to handle that, it's bragging rights and intimidation factor more than anything. His common use of range is 8-10 inch. He can move individual sections, vibrate and even cause minor shocks at will.
Y = Yearning
If no outside factors are taken into account it can take several weeks before he considers a roll in the hay. A lack of hormones means a lack of natural drive. But a busy week of fighting and killing will quickly land him in a private 'meeting'.
Z = ZZZ 
Sleep? you're kidding right. Every few days (or weeks if it's a boring month) he has to have a system scrub and recharge of sorts. He has a private station for this so nobody is going to catch him unaware. Once the deed is done he's over and out, no pillow talk or sweet nothings. If you've managed to really leave an impression he might throw you a contact for seconds. It's run through a security system of course, can't have just anybody being able to contact him.
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Rich Boy
Warning, lots of smut. don’t read if your uncomfortable
Summary: CEO hot son Hendery takes a liking to his dads rival companys CEO's daughter.
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One night and he was hooked. One kiss and he had been pulled in so deep he thought of nothing else. One hand through his hair and he wished he'd feel it forever.
It was fair to say Hendery hadnt stopped thinking about the young leaders party the other night. Her. Yoon Y/N . Daughter of the CEO of Yoon&Son Inc. The one person his father would never accept.
For days he had been sending expensive gifts, texting you asking if you had seen them, beaming when you replied with a 'thankyou', and 'its beautiful' sometimes saying 'i don't deserve this'. But you do deserve this. Your the first person to make him feel like this. He'd never been excited to attend any of his father's events.
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Bringing us to now. He shrugged on his suit jacket taking one last look in the mirror and smiling before jogging down the stairs to meet his mother and father.
The whole limo ride he thought about you. Wondering what you would be wearing, if you'd look as beautiful as last time. No, what was he thinking, of course you'd look beautiful your stunning even in trackies.
Soon enough they had pulled up to the event center.
Scanning the room his eyes landed on a silver silk dress. Moving his gaze upwards his eyes landed on the face he'd been thinking about for weeks, smiling and covered in a thin layer of make-up. You never wore much even to big events like these.
His eyes slid back down your body admiring your curves in the silk dress, the slit starting from your upper thigh all the way down to your skin tint colour strap up heels he had sent you. He couldn't help but get slightly aroused at how good you looked. As he looked back up be noticed a diamond necklace placed delicately around your neck. The same he bought you. He felt his chest flutter at the thought of your wearing his gifts.
"Hendery." Snapping him out of his daze he looked up at his father. "Yes father?" "Go get me a drink, yeah? Get yourself something too." Hendery nodded as he set off not before looking at one last time just to catch you looking at him. You blushed and looked away shyly looking back up as he smirked winking at you.
Walking up to the bar and ordering he waited patiently while scanning the room. From the corner of his eye he saw you walk up to the bar. Eyeing you as you ordered waiting for you to finish before he approached you. Slyly he slide over to where you stood watching your drinks.
"Hey, babygirl." He whispered making you turn towards him ready to fight. Grabbing your raised fist he chuckled. "Hey, hey it's just me. Calm down." Slowly you put down your lowered your hand and let go of your breath. Unwinding your hand he grabbed it intertwining your fingers.
"I missed you, princess. I haven't stop thinking about you." He said as he kissed your hand. "I'm sure you say that to all of your 'babygirls'." You scoffed turning back to grab your drinks. He chuckled again grabbing his own drinks. "Would I send them loads and loads of expensive gifts, which, I see your wearing some of them." He whispered gently caressing where you necklace layed atop the smooth skin of your chest. Your breathe hitched lightly. You hoped he hadn't heard.
"Don't tell me you haven't thought about me either?" He smirked as he moved his hand to your waist, gripping lightly. You looked down at his hand grabbing it and moving to from your waist. "Hendery. We can't do that here. You know our parents would kill us if they saw us together." You whispered, a hand on his chest. He sighed and looked around. Spotting his asshole brother Kun he had an idea.
"Fine. Go out the back in half an hour. There will be someone waiting for you." Letting go of you hand he winked and walked away.
Walking back to your parents you gave them their drinks as they dragged you around to meet people you'd never have to speak to again. All you thought about was Hendery. Did he actually like you.
"Y/N, I want you to meet someone. This is Xiaojun. I thought you two might, get a long ;)" your father spoke pulling you out fo your daze. You looked towards a young man, a very handsome one I might add. Nothing compared to Hendery though. "How bout you two, go get a drink and talk. Get to know each other a bit." Your father winked and pushed you two together.
"Im sorry, about my dad. He's never really seen me with a boy." You chuckled fiddling with your hands. "It's ok. My mum's the same. She's been trying to get me a girlfriend for months." You both laughed awkwardly continuing to talk pleasantly and headed to the bar.
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"Why do you need my car?" The handsome asshole of a brother exclaimed. Hendery had gone to beg his brother for his car. "I need to drive someone home." He mumbled.
Hendery watched from the other side of the room, jealousy filling up his gut. Seeing you with another man hurt. As he watched the urge to claim you as his got stronger and stronger. Seeing you with another man hurt.
Distracting himself he talked to everyone he was introduced to but somehow he still couldn't get you off his mind. After checking the time for the fiftith time in 2 minutes he saw half an hour had past. Texting his father he felt sick he snuck out towards the back door and waited, and waited, and waited. 15 minutes later you burst out the door.
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Too busy chatting with Xiaojun you lost track of time. You finally looked at the time, seeing it was fifteen minutes past when you were supposed to meet Hendery. Cursing under your breath you put your drink down, and grabbed your purse. "I'm so sorry but I have to go. Just tell my dad I felt sick and caught a ride with a friend. Thanks." You rushed out as you turned to make your exit, leaving Xiaojun speechless you hurried away.
Bursting out the door you looked around until a voice startled you out of the blue. "having fun?" He said. Jumping you turned around clutching your chest. "Jeez, Hendery. You scared me." You chuckled turning towards him. His dark eyes started deep into your grey ones, a slight glare in them. "Let's go." He grumbled grabbing your hand a dragging you over to the black and gold 2018 Rolls Royce Dawn. Opening the door he motions for you to get it before he quickly ran around to the drivers side.
The drive home was tense but quick. His hand tightened around the gear stick as thoughts of you being so close to Xiaojun made his blood boil. In his mind you were his and only his.
Once he had pulled up to his house he was out of the car and pulling you out within a second. Roughly unlocking the door and pulling you inside he lead you halfway up the massive stairs he turned around and pressed you into the railing, he smashed his lips against yours. His hands gripped your hips lightly bunching up your dress. His hand slowly moved down your thigh gripping it he pulled it to wrap around his hip. Pressing his body against yours harder he moaned into your mouth as he felt the warmness of your core press against his crotch. He growled into your mouth as he said, "your mine." Making you moan into his mouth. His other hand quickly moved down to your other thigh lifting you up and gripping your ass in his strong hands.
The door to his room slammed open hitting the walls so hard it bounced back and shut itself. His lips attached themselves to your neck sucking lightly trying to avoid obvious marks. "I missed you so much. Your all I've thought about for weeks. Your body, your kisses, your reaction to my kisses. All of it. I'm gonna show you how much I missed you" he whispered against your neck. Looking up into your eyes, you ran your fingers through his hair and he swear he could have melted. He ground his crotch into you as you lightly moaned dueling the fire in his gut. Moving you off the wall he laid you down gently on his bed. Pulling back to take off his suit jacket he crawled back on top of you connecting his lips to yours once again. His hands mad their way down your body slowly lifting your dress up over your head leaving you in you silk under dress and lace under-garments.
Slowly, he trailed his kisses down your jaw to your neck, licking and sucking roughly. Moaning loudly, you threw your head back grasping the black locks on the back of his head.
"Baby. Please Hendery" you moaned. Growling into your neck he slid his hands to your hips to flip you over so you were now on top of him, straddling his hips. His laid back your hands feasted on his chest. His hands ran down your sides as a flash of dominance coursed through your veins.
You slowly started to grind your hips down into his semi hard member, feeling it grow beneath you. You smirked giggling, leaning down and sucking on his neck. His hands gripped your hips tightly moving your hips harder into his. You detatched your lips from his neck, running your hands down his chest hastily undoing the buttons on his shirt. He chuckled at how eager you were as he ran his hands up and down your body, feeling up your breasts and squeezing your hips till your under-dress was bunching up.
"Eager are we, babygirl?" He chuckled roughly gripping your ass cheeks. You laughed into a moan, smiling as you threw your head back while he kept kneading your cheeks, giving them light smacks as he did.
"God your so sexy baby. You like this don't you? You like me playing with your ass cheeks. God their so squeezable and slappable. Could do this all day baby." He moaned slapping both cheeks grabbing then to grind down harder.
You finally get all his buttons undone opening his shirt to see his toned stomach and chest. Running your hands up and down them you leant forward placing kisses on his chest, sucking harshly leaving a trail of hickeies down to his stomach. Moving down a bit you undid the button to his pants pulling them down over his ass and down his legs. Your hand ran over his buldge making him moan lightly.
"Baby, baby. Not this time. I just need you." You smiled since you were also super needy.
Crawling back up his body you connecting your lips to his. Slowly and sensually you moved your lips against his grinding your heat into his. He wrapped his arms around your waist pushing both of your up untill he was sitting and your were kneeling over him. He detatched his lips from your pulling back to lift your under dress up over your head.
Pushing your body back until your head was at the end of the bed.
His hands ran down your stomach, moving towards your hips so you'd arch your back. You grabbed his hands moving them up to your bra helping him undo it. His hands then went to your underwear pulling it down revealing your womanhood.
He bent down pressing gentle kisses to the inside of your thigh. You bought your legs up and pushed at his boxers whining for him to remove them. He chuckled at your eagerness and he hooked his thumbs in the waistvand and pulled them down freeing his hard member. Leaning over to his side table he pulled out one single condom opening it and slipping it on himself, looking down at your naked form, admiring you.
You lifted yourself up to a sitting position when Hendery tutted at you and pushed you back down.
"Uh uh baby. No foreplay tonight. Just me burried deep inside you all night." He whispered in your ear, rubbing his length over your core. Slowly he pushed into you, both of you letting out small moans.
It'd been so long since you'd been fucked. You squeezed tightly around him making him groan into your neck.
"You ok babygirl?" He asked looking up into your eyes.
"Yeah baby. Please move Hendery." You wrapped your arms around his neck as he slowly started to thrust in and out of you. He nuzzled into your neck groaning lightly as you let out a small squeal. Craning your neck slightly you moved to place light kisses on the cevice between his neck and shoulder lightly sucking every now and then.
Lifting his head from your neck he stares deeply into your eyes. Your fingers locked in his hair you pulled him down to kiss him passionately. Gasping into his mouth as he sped up his pace, you moaned throwing your head back. Pulling your head back up you looked at Hendery as he smiled down at you, kissing your cheek sweetly.
"Mm, babygirl. You feel so nice wrapped around me. God I missed you so much." He whispered, moaning into your ear. Gasping lightly your managed to force out a somewhat coherent sentence.
"I missed you too. You feel so good Hendery. Ahh, fuck me-" you moaned loudly as he started to thrust harder and faster.
"Yeah? Want me to fuck you? I'll fuck you real good baby. You'll never want anybody else. Your mine." He growled.
His mind managed to move back to the image of you being so close to that Xiaojun. It fuelled some sort of flame inside of him causing him to snap his hips forward, burrying himself deeper inside you and pulling a strangled mix of a scream and a moan.
Your legs wrapped tightly around his waist as he continued to fuck you like no else ever could. You hands tangled themselves in his hair for the 100th time that night.
As both of you came closer to your high his hands gripped you waist and flipped you over so you were straddling him.
"Ride me baby." He moaned as you rolled your hips into his. You smiled down at his pleasured face. Your hips moved up, down and around as rode him. His hands gripped your ass cheeks speeding up your movements, slamming you down harder making you moan out.
Your hands clawed at his chest and his pulled at your ass cheeks.
"God babygirl. You ride me so well. Fuck!" He exclaimed as his high neared.
Your hips started to roll faster looking down into his lust filled eyes.
"I'm gonna cum! Hendery! Fuck!" You all but yelled as the pre orgasm ecstasy took over your body.
"Me too baby. Cum for me sweetheart." He breathed roughly slapping your ass once last time sending you over the edge.
Your hips stilled as loud moans and light squeals left your mouth. Hendery moved his hands to your hips slowly moving them for you riding out your high.
He pulled you off of him causing you to clench and whine as the empty feeling in your gut.
Using one hand to keep you in place he used the other to hastily pull the condom off and start stoking himself, desperately trying to make himself cum. You grinded down on his thighs letting him feel the left over wetness he caused.
Letting our a loud groan he spilt his load all over both your lower stomachs and his hand. You watched as he slowly stroked himself through his high as you smirked at his fucked out state.
He finally opened his eyes, not remembering when he shut them, to see you smirking down at him as he smiled back pulling you down for a long, passionate kiss.
Your hand threaded through his hair as his hands wondered your body soon to wrap around your waist pressing you closer to him.
You pulled back, hopping up off of him and going to pull you underwear back on.
"Baby, where you going?" He asked worriedly, thinking you were just gonna pick up and leave him all naked and sweaty.
You giggled and made you way over to his wardrobe where you found a t-shirt for you and him, picking up his boxers on the way back.
"Calm down, baby. I was just grabbing clothes for us." You chuckled throwing him his stuff before climbing back in bed.
You knelt there staring at nothing as he got re-dressed, wondering what was going to happen next.
What were you guys? Would you be exclusive? What you just be fuck buddies? What if he never wants to see you again?
Negative thoughts clouded your brain until his large hands gripped your smaller ones gazing deep into your eyes.
"What you thinking about princess?" His honey-like voice rang through your ears breaking you from your trance.
"What are we now,Hendery? Are we just gonna forget about this and never speak again or what? I'm so confused." Your voice broke a little, causing you to cough and he chuckled and your worriedness.
"Well, if I'm being honest I was planning on asking you on a date then if that goes well maybe asking you to be my girlfriend." He admitted confidently, chuckling at the look of shock on your face.
"I know it's a bit backwards but you know? What do ya say. Wanna be my baby?" He winked causing you to giggle crawling over to him and sitting in his lap wrapping your arms around his neck as his circles your waist.
"We'll see how this date goes, then I'll decide if I wanna be your baby or not." You giggled kissing his nose.
He smiled brightly, his eyes crinkling at the sides. He smiled was contagious as you smiled and laughed as he left playful kisses all over your face and neck.
Eventually you both fell backwards on his bed. You couldn't help but cuddle into his chest as his arms secured themself around you as he left sleepy kisses on your head before sleep slowly took over both of you, your heads clear of worries and your stomachs full of butterflies.
THE END
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