#my chronically online swag

[gorillaxyz]

have you ever hit the post limit?? i swear i see you post like every second of the day😭😭/vpos

YESSS ive hit the post limit like 15 times😭😭😭 i havent done it in aaages but therr were like 2 times where i hut the post limit like 3 or 4 days in a row

#txt #my chronically online swag #this is why so many mutuals on tumblr WANT MEEEEE #MY TUMBLR RIZZ... ITS... UNPARALLELED. #kidding #ask #superherokisser

[woof-meow-pow]

you guys should definitely follow marie (pow-meow-woof) on tumblr she's so cool

#other accounts #stupid shit #stupid post #this is dumb #pls follow my other acc pow-meow-woof im cool pls #why did i do this #why did i make this #account #baldi basics #cool #swag #sigma #skibidi toilet #chronically online #pls send help #SEARCHING FOR FBI HIDEOUT #pow speaks

[evilestboy]

microdosing reality by looking out the window every once in a while

#self proclaimed neet #in my tboy celibacy den #i'm so virgin coded #tboy swag #boyflux #transmasc #transmasculine #what's the opposite of slay #chronically online #nap time

[chisatowo]

Thinking abt unit swap vbs again and I thinkkkk I might have an idea for Akito sona design? My main thing rn is outfit but tbf that's an issue for everyone else too dhdjhdkd

#rat rambles #sekai posting #unit swap au #Im thinking hes a lot more abiguous to what animal hes supposed to be since in my mind hes the one kohane designed first #and since he got passed back and forth more than the other designs his design got a bit simplified in the process and kohane doesnt even #remember what she had in mind for him originally #also Im slowly developing an more in my mind now that I have a better idea of what I want for her #its still gonna be a bit before I have her fleshed out enough to talk abt her much but Im thinking shes like an but if an was chronically #online and had literally no in person friends (ripple effect of me throwing mizuki down a flight of stairs (metaphorically ofc)) #she simply has too much autistic girl swag 😔

[hyp3r4ct1v3-h0rn3tz]

Tell me more about Pythagoras and the robot son please :3c

I would love to . OK SO . Pythagoras is constantly wearing a labcoat and gloves with his hair tied up like he's working with chemicals. he is never EVER working with chemicals. he does math and he built a son Once. It makes him look like a more Professional scientist. also his hair is unmanageable when it's not tied up.

Also . he had a Not Very Good high school experience. at least that's what he Knows about his high school experience. he barely remembers it beyond People not liking him for his Doing-algebra-for-fun swag and His high school sweetheart doing Some Nonspecific Violent Thing. he forgor 💀💀

Also also. he has awful AWFUL luck with his love life. throughout his little Plot that i've laid out he end up dating TWO people who eventually try to kill Him or Other People.

OK now im gonna talk abt Kyanite

So. idk how much i said abt him in my first Monologue abt them but Kyanite's head is literally just a rectangle with a little painted on mouth and a visor that displays words. kind of like a microwave. he has a little storage compartment in his chest (it's where he keeps his rocks when he's taking them home) and he was PLANNED to have little square platform hands but i decided against that.

He speaks using a British Male text to speech voice. like a really generic one. he cannot feel physical pain to the extent that humans can feel it but if you remove part of his body it will hurt. or if you put magnets on him . if you put magnets on him it will Fuck Him Up. that's like one of his only physical weaknesses.

Also . he has a very weird little posse of friends. these friends include A little victorian goth girl (aptly named Victoria) with a haunted bunny plushie who she calls "Bunny" (he objects to the name but nobody can hear him but her.), An insecure, chronically online young man who is also one of those h2o just add water-style mermaids, and the victorian girl's girlfriend who's in the debate team and Pretty Normal Actually.

Also Also . he's incredibly pedantic. he finds joy in correcting people on little details . like father, like son.

#jingle oc tag

[sheepory]

Damn i wish i had like. Disabled online community when i was first injured. Chronic pain used to be this like. Incredibly suffocating doom spiral i lived in every day and yes, it used to be worse than it is now (like 8/10 pain scale) every day all the time. But it wasn't helped by the fact that like! I was immediately and incredibly isolated from my peers who kept asking me "what's wrong with you" or "so like. When will you be better."

Meanwhile this past year i had different injuries and like. Received immense support from friends the whole time. Now I'm a cane user and people are still weird about it sometimes (mainly strangers) but knowing i have like. Badass cane user friends? Awesome. Fucking radical. I love my disabled chronic pain swag

#roots #txt

[hypertechnica]

about me :3

my name is odo

17, they/them

i want to kiss the computer .. .

tag system: #my art, #my writing, #rainspeak, #aes, #asks, #favs

common cws will be tagged

i put alt text on all posts i make, but sometimes i forget! if there’s an undescribed image on my blog let me know, i’ll fix it

some boundaries:

spam liking is swag idc

don’t be nsfw directly to me or on my posts

be chill to other queer people man. just like.., be chill in general?. just don’t come at me with chronically online discourse. i really do not care.

the relationship between fiction and reality and "proship vs anti" debate is more complex than people give it credit for. my opinion? disturbing content is cool when done right but if you ship kids with adults or anything of that ilk, kindly stay away from me lol

[buck-yyyy]

you literally live across the globe from me from what I've gathered now why do i see you active at every single time of my day? huh? 🤨

i like to call it my “chronically online with a shitty sleep schedule” swag

#though i’ve been going to bed and waking up at mostly normal people times recently so who knows #anyways. i’m not in my usual time zone but it’s 12:32 pm for me right now if that’s anything lol #asks!!! #mates!!!

[mythicandco]

9, 10, 21, 22

9. When did you realize you weren't cishet?

it was really gradual! it all started back in 2020 when I first became chronically online- I noticed people were using they/them as a default a lot and I didn't want to make people feel bad for calling me by pronouns that I didn't use, so I made my pronouns she/they for accessibility. and then the Horrors began /lh

no but then I started getting really disillusioned with Pure Girlhood and eventually added he/him to my pronoun set and it was all downhill from there. I don't know what's going on currently but it's rainbow staticky eldritch goop. that's my gender. it's also what comes out of me if you were to gut me. I have never read Homestuck. next question

10. Something that gives you gender euphoria (whether you're cis or trans):

people saying I have "trans swag" or calling me "gender". oh my god all I want is for people to look at me and think "whoa that's a cool looking... person-thing." rather than "oh wow that girl is so beautiful and girly" (for a long time I didn't wear skirts. now I wear long flowy ones!! they're lovely I love them. but I hate short skirts blegh)

21. What message would you give to your younger self?

chief I would just start crying. that little pink-loving blonde dinosaur special interest girlboss who was scared of fnaf just. isn't me anymore and I'm so fucking scared that who am I now is a persona and secretly this whole time I've just been lying to myself about who I am, and now I don't fucking know anymore.

but after that small identity crisis I would start telling her all about Amphibia and Gravity Falls and that she can kiss girls and it's totally cool !! infodumping to my younger self. I think she would delight in that knowledge and to know that I'm not a totally miserable mess in the future

I'd also ask her what the hell the plot of Portals: The Magic Discovered was because I started writing it when I was eight and it was really well-made and I had a plan for fifty chapters and I remember almost NOTHING of where I was going with it, but I really want to rewrite it sometime

22. How do you usually celebrate Pride month?

I exist. maybe talk about being gay a little more than usual /lh

#thank you! this was fun to answer ESPECIALLY 21. I think about what I'd say to eight y/o me all the time #I want to know what was going through her head. I wish I could remember #the only thing I know about homestuck is that there's a guy named Dave with sunglasses in it #I know that because a few of my homestuck mutuals saw a tmc post I made and got really confused lmao

[twowink]

wait tell me Abt fools au...... i want to see mendally eel idols......

PENIS GRIN um . below the cut is all of my illness

aoharu/friends:

ICHIKA: mostly the same. l/n just doesnt get the closure the way they do in canon . they never return to the way they once were bc they are so different from what they one were ❤❤❤ also i use her to spread my 'ichika is a weird science kid' agenda

SAKI: same as above. she has a weird crush on airi momoi that she tends to cover up bc 'i used to watch you while i was hospitalized becuase it was a painful reminder of how i would never get to be normal or do things like you did. also i want you the way a person wants air.' isnt a huge icebreaker

AIRI: messy child celebrity swag. she quit a few years in (a year or two before the story) and she has not been coping well with it <3 i think she smokes. she and shizuku are still Sort Of friends but they dont talk much ummm . yeah sakiairi swag.

ENA: also p much the same as in canon except she gets out more bc of airi . she projects her envy onto ichika instead but ichika is like such a normie abt it . influencer guy x offline guy

yume yume jump (MY FAVES. IF U COULDNT TELL):

KANADE: kanade is kanade. same as normal. she is fightign the chronic fatigue off with a broom . yyj helps her train thru it tho . uhhhh shes basically the same besides being an idol tho yea

SHIZUKU: she and haruka were old friends and dating but then haruka breaks up with her and quits and ghosts her. <333

AN: became an idol with haruka who. Proceeded to leave with very little warning. fools haruan is less solid but i like it too

SHIHO: yeah w the l/n stuff um . yea .

fantasista squad:

theres likes nothng here sorry i dont think abt fansqua much . uuuuh notable changes: rui and minori are cousins and both had big dreams and rui becomes a street musician to show mino that hes still trying and that she cant give up

also rui attends miya girls #bigenderswag

and also akito+rui and touya+kasa are the musician pairs

happiness sentai dancetime:

HARUKA: 39 illnesses and banned from most idol spaces. see: shizuku. theyre like the opposite of relationship goals i want them DEAD (affectionate)

EMU: same emu except she grabs haruka instead

KOHANE: nenecore i guess. um. p much the same.

MAFUYU: debating inserting my mfy/tsk swap concept of mafuyu and emu being childhood friends and mafuyu feeling indebted to emu bc emu 'saved' them . regarldess theyre a stage manager out of desire to Control. and also very hostile w haruka <33

hobbyists on a holiday (or holiday with a hobbyist):

MINORI: shes got that unreachable dream swag. local girl quits under the pressure and fucks over her lifes path severely.

HONAMI: the kamishiro-hanasato housekeeper and ruis best friend and attempting to befriend minori too. eventually they realize theyre in the same online music circle tho. <3

AMIA: ive been thinking abt their deal bc i dont know how to retranslate a key issue w them is the gender bc theyre Out bc theyre all transfem in the unit but. idk . maybe something they did in the past that led to them leaving rui. i dont know ill figure it out

NENE: same nene except she doesnt get out like at all.

#.log #zhuiren #fools sekai au tag #THIS TOOK FOREVER SORRY #I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS #MY BRAIN IS A HELLHOLE and im obsessed w making characters worse so . <3333 #shoutout to shcr (esp monty) and liv helping to make ME worse as well as the characters. were in this together or smth #amia.txt

[sappymix1]

HIII! WISHING YOU THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS SAPPY!!!!!!!!

i love your fic so so much it makes me whole day so much better when you post! also i appreciate it so much when you post on here with your lil talks and comments when dash is kinda empty so that i can be not bored when im in college. it make me laugh out loud so much i love it!!! —druka (dreamingofthedteam)

HII oh that’s so kind thank you :(( i’m so glad my chronically online swag is good for someone LMAO

#asks #dreamingofthedteam tag

[holli-flower]

The strong strong urge to delete Twitter, but also not wanting to due to my chronically online swag

#i seriously need to but I just….can’t

[alexandraslater]

Armour of Ignorance ︎ 09.02.2023 Lately, I’ve been considering re pledging my allegiance to the Zuck - and by that I mean reinstating my facebook profile as an active entity. Dig up fossils of my thirteenth birthday and begin sharing updates about my life, lighting up the faces of overseas cousins and my old boss. With a second thought, I don’t really want to do this, facebook is irrevocably lame - but some instinct is ticking over in my brain. I guess I just love to be a devil's advocate, instilling in myself an attitude towards feigned ignorance. Yeah alright im a hipster - a post ironic, meme riddled culture louse. This isn't unusual amongst my generation though, we are doomers - eloped in a world plagued by the threat of war, unstable economies, pandemics and the rocky idea of a future so our only amour to this forefront humor, and irony at that. Meme fashion came to rise mid last year, calling it that already ruins the joke. You’ll find your local swag lord rocking a ‘I Fucking Love Micro-plastics’ hat from Haunted Starbucks, it girl promoting her “Flop Era” on a custard yellow micro tee from OGBFF, or your dero friend embodying an informative recipe upon his sternum of “How to Cook Meth” (also from haunted starbucks). Not everyones going to get it, especially if you didn’t have an internet connection growing up, but those who do are uniting in the spirit of post irony. It’s a great tactic in coping with the influx of terrible news befelding our world, siding sarcastically with the doom climate, and as a nihilist myself, I think it's incredibly endearing. Many global problems are far beyond our reach and out of our control which makes it simply the most relieving sight to see gangsta sponge bob fanning his rack at me and informing me to get my bands up, and an erotic sonic cartoon in support of the Joe Rogan podcast. The typefaces commonly used in these garments are reminiscent of 2010’s slogan tees and the like which makes me curious if this is an early adoption of motifs from this period, I’m thinking clothing that harbored jokes on the early days of iPhones and internet culture (like the iPoop t-shirts you might see on a street vendor stall). They also pay homage to a DIY culture and attitude, brought on from the pandemic mundanity. Here in Melbourne you��ll find any of these pieces in the wardrobes of smelly inner city shared houses, on the backs of rich stay at home sons, hot ravers and e-girls that frequent Collingwood bars. The attitudes of these kinds tend to be in the defense of their ego’s, don’t point out the joke or you’ll become it. Wearers are on their high horse about a supreme sense of humor. Observe, laugh and carry on from a distance - feel free to send them a DM of appreciation on Instagram however. These people are not mean, simply they’re chronically online and often forget how to be friendly without the support of an emoji. As for the trend itself, memes as an art form are not going anywhere so it will be interesting to see how it evolves. Humor carries a sentiment that tends to get stored in a time capsule and won’t hit the same a few years down the line so we will see how these pieces hold up. Right now the comedy is still gold but as more people catch on to the trend it’s becoming less impactful on the street scene. What also makes it different is the bravery it takes to wear an ironic slogan tee for the backlash you might face to those not in on the joke - I’m sure this trend won’t trickle to the high street market or even make it out of the underground. Hallelujah! More so, what will this over saturation of post-irony do to us? Will we be pushed back in the direction of the earnest or will we become post, post, post ironic (surely we can make a better phrase for that concept!)  I’m very interested to follow this one.

[alexalbongf]

they love me for my chronically online swag

#WOAH WOAH WHERE U GUYS COMING DROM……and why are u following silly old me #beep.txt

[emi1y]

so i’m rewatching brba with my boyfriend and every time I see jesse pinkman on screen I have the urge to say “he gives off transmasc swag” to him but i can’t bc he doesn’t have chronically online disease like me :(

its okay sometimes its fun to say online thoughts to non online people because they will think you are insane in a very fun way

#ask

[applewiind]

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active july 2021 (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

★彡to swag 2 disclose my name #yeahyeah

[ just call me apple or wind idfk ]

7teen || she/they || lesbian || wasian

physically disabled <3! ( chronically ill ♡︎ )

𖧷 · ° . my dms r ALWAYS open <333!!! do not be afraid to message me ☆〜 ur so so so valid and loved ( wether u see it or not ) and i’m always one message away :)

𖧷 · ° . please do not follow me if u are under 13 or are over 20, support tr*mp, are racist/homophobic/transphobic/abelist etc, or you do not have an eating disorder. you will be blocked for your safety and possibly for my own safety. please for the love of god do not term me just block me and move on. i literally cant talk to anyone abt anything and being annon online with people who get it makes me feel not so alone. this is all i have.

stats ???☆♪

sw: 165 lbs

cw: 128.8 lbs

gw: 120 lbs

ugw: 80 lbs

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