#my big secret is out now

[egophiliac]

this chapter has been so absolutely nuts that I actually low-key forgot that I had a couple of new UM posters to do! wild! anyway, I gotta think about Lilia's some more, so here is my beautiful electric crocodile son in the meantime. god I hope this reads properly

(I went with Volt to go with his name, but there's a Bolt version too in the print-size folder!)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #unique magic posters #sebek: i have no choice...i'm going to have to use my special secret technique... #sebek: (furiously shuffling his socks on the shag carpeting) JUPITER THUNDERCLAP ZAP #i love him so much #it turns out i had missed a couple of scenes in his hexagon map so i went back and made sure to hit everything #and i am SO glad i did #i almost missed the spoon scene! I ALMOST MISSED THE SPOON SCENE #every single bit with little sebek and silver is just such a delight #in fact every single bit with big sebek and silver is pretty delightful too #sebek going 'silver if you don't come out RIGHT NOW i'm going to tell everyone your embarrassing fishing story!' is a personal favorite #tell us the story sebek. TELL US

[finalgirlsamwinchester]

guy who so desperately tries to find god. who wants to have faith in a higher authority to guide him out of the hole he's in. from the weight of guilt from simply existing, as the person he is. but every time he thinks he's answered his higher calling it turns out he's made the Morally Incorrect choice and his path to goodness and holiness was the road to the devil all along

#now trusting god will give you a way out? there's your real crime!!! #guy betrayed by the protestant promise of a direct connection with god. but is also somehow. joan of arc. #see he never achieves actual martyrdom tho bc he's not allowed to stay dead lmaooo #sam somehow the most unintentionally catholic AND protestant character of all time #dean the atheist who sees religious predestination as the curse it is from the get go. framed as the narrative's Real Moral Authority #but also in the process reifying patriarchal familial power n authority. very very important Value of the Church #i don't think it's that deep. the show's attempt at critiquing christianity. but the way it reinforces christian cultural values??? #'religious predestination and absolute faith in a higher authority...bad' #nice nice ok tell me more? #“so you should put your faith in family. in your patriarch (big brother)” #????????? #the thematic incoherence of it all. it's like the world's stupidest puzzle box to me. i can't leave it alone. #sam = maybe i can find god thru following my destined path. wait oh shit. #cas = maybe i can find god thru rebellion and seeking my own destiny. wait oh shit. #dean = god is fucking dead and me i also feel not so good #the “guy who so desperately wants to find god parallel” <- me coming out as a secret sastiel fan #both of them...finding god in de-[sniper on the roof kills me in one shot] #spn bible studies #j.txt

[risingsunresistance]

ok this took me like. a solid 7 months to finally attempt to draw but ever since that initial post i actually wanted to draw my own take on techno if he was a bit messed up and Full Of Sulphur. except i cant draw anything that doesnt look squishy, so i didnt feel like i *could*

i still cant but i tried anyways jkhfkg

#i wasnt gonna post but priv friends made me feel better about it so eh why not. maybe someone will enjoy rotating him in their brain a bit #big ol Beastly Thing. he will be better once the sulphur is out of his system #this isnt techno. it's not the blood god. this is some secret third thing now 👍 #there is not a face under the pig skull that is just a part of him #just like with my blood god headcanon stuff the blood is not from something it just kinda Generates. he is constantly bleeding from nowhere #btw he is like. size of building 👍👍👍 #i have an exact idea for what he sounds like btw #it's like. what is that thing ppl do face claiming?? i think that's what it's called. like that but with monster screams from stuff lol #awa #sb #technoblade #nonrebloggable bc i feel a bit cringe fail but i wanna share despite that bc sometimes that's good for you :P

[numnue]

saving this years reread of aristotle and dante dtsotu until the month i turn 16 so that it really hits me hard (i’m not emotionally prepared to be jealous of characters my own age)

#somehow i always end up rereading it every year #first read it when i was like 12 and i was like wow can’t wait to be 16 and have a car and drive out to the desert and get drunk with my gf #while we look at the stars or whatever #and now it’s just like wow that is so unrealistic people my age don’t drink or party like that #and then i remember i’m just a loser <3 #ANYWAYS ill be 16 in two months and im just like not prepared #16 feels like a big age #wow i really told my life story in these tags #aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe #aaddtsotu

[99probalos]

getting reports from our inside sources that in gorilla interrupted 2 dex will be wearing his shitty husbands band tees throughout the film

#UGH. tried scheduling this and tumblr shat itself and deleted it #so i have to redo my tags.... its so hard to be me #kidding. um anyways #posting this in-between Big Stuff bc i feel like its been too long since my last post #thank you will for saying that dex should wear my ifihadahifi shirt in gi2 #also #midterms are over! so i have time to do everything ever #i have a big painting coming up. im editing the shit out of gi76. im working on chapter illustrations and then all i have to do is finish #my super secret mini animation project #i was working on some rich evans studies before The Art Block slapped me in the face so hopefully when im done with all of that i can #get back to doing those #then maybe some grabowskis fanart... hmmm.... #im better btw. im getting excited when i think abt drawing. so i think im a little more normal now #thank christ #ok ok ANYWAYS enough ranting #rlm #art #gorilla interrupted #dex #redlettermedia #red letter media #fanart

[1doesnotsimplyhavejust1fandam]

Can’t say I’ve ever really heard a song that was SO fitting for a character that I needed to say it was theirs before. With that being said,, Evan Buckley OWNS “what do you want” by Benson Boone

#yes I have Spotify playlists for lots of my faves and otps but they’re mainly just vibes and how I’m feeling on a certain day #benson boone #really stuck his hand in evan buckley’s chest after he came out to Maddie (accidentally) and Eddie (on purpose) #and decided to write a song about this man’s love life and his RAGING abandonment issues #then there’s Oliver irl talking about how buck is finally free and feels this is the right path for him and this song is SO moving on vibes #goodbye to Abby’s ghost #goodbye to Taylor for choosing her next big story over buck and his family’s safety #goodbye to Natalia after he told her all his secrets #goodbye to the buckley parents who never even cared that he spent his whole life feeling like a disappointment to them #I’m SO looking forward to a new era of #bisexual evan buckley #and how free he can be now that he’s figured that out #evan buckley #911 #911 abc #Buck and his unending need to give all of himself away to the people he loves :(( #what if i cried

[daddyplasmius]

GIW Agent, attempting an interrogation: You see my problem here. I mean, how am I supposed to know if you're a human that's part ghost... or ghost that's part human.

Danny, shrugging: maybe you should flip a coin?

#Danny Phantom #source: Power Rangers RPM #because I'm watching it again! #this just seems like something Danny would do if his secret got out & he was being interrogated #just sit there being like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Danny: can i go now #GIW agent: no we still haven't decided whether we can legally experiment on you yet #Danny: can I at least get like. a juice box or something. a fucking cheese cracker or something #Tucker in the other room also being interrogated: I won't talk! #GIW agent: *clicks his pen* #Tucker: okay you got me I'll talk! it all started when I was born... #*twenty minutes later* #GIW agents: *eating popcorn* #Tucker: -and then when I was two I had this nightmare that I was falling into a black hole--you know typical two year old nightmare #this entire interrogation scene (in Power Rangers RPM) is literally perfect for that tho #RPM is actually just the Ultimate Enemy but without ghosts isn't it #I love Ziggy so much. he should be allowed to say fuck #Ziggy should be allowed to say ''Dylan you dumb fuck'' when Dylan asks ''What's a Pow-er Range-er?'' #Ziggy: why's my car got big fuckin anime eyes on it? #K: it's not anime you piece of shit weeb I'll kill you #Dylan: *thinks he's in the Walking Dead* #everyone else: *is in a children's show*

[dawllick]

One of these days I’ll stop making OC pairs and I will make more side characters or just one OC at a time BUT THAT IS NOT TODAY (see tags for more I don’t like cluttering the post)

#my art #my ocs #okay so regency romance BUT #mythical creatures walk about in society #most non humans will be obvious but dragons #dragons hide in a human disguise to protect the fact that they do have a treasure hoard stowed away #but whoopsie the girl covered in freckles found out her neighbors secret and now they are at odds instead of realizing that #they like each other lmao #idk what else to do with them tbh I just wanted a monster regency romance that wasn’t like…focused on smut but actual emotions #but monster fucker books DONT YOU EVER CHANGE #we just need more monster romance/fluff stuff too #OH also dragons can shift into three things #a big large dragon #a person sized bipedal dragon #or just a person

[rindemption]

oh I'm down bad

Dexon; Dark Urge, Talos War Cleric with a chaotic streak that unfortunately feeds the impulses. Only keeps his party alive because they're more useful breathing. I don't think a romance would be good for anyone

Therius; Vengeance Paladin, blunt and sometimes stern but with a soft spot for the little guys. Not above intimidating people to get the right thing done. Will eventually fall for Astarion once they both open up more

Aava; College of Lore Bard, quick to soothe tempers but slow to trust. She's carrying more blackmail than she'll ever admit, and will use it to keep herself safe and alive. Somehow finds herself already crushing on Karlach despite her own innate paranoia

I do plan on making at least 2 more: a dragonborn Dark Urge who will actually fight to be good, and a gnome for the sake of doing the 12 multi-classes and all the silly/stupid options.

But now back to Elamrael!

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #and now to come up with tags for them again #Dexon the Durge #Paladin Therius #Aava - keeper of secrets #I ran to get karlach as soon as possible and had the fun of wyll bursting into camp #didn't know that was an option #aava so far has been the one cause the most tension #she'll call people out asking why she should trust them #she aint got time for most people's shit she's got a worm to get rid of #therius will probably be the one who uses the worm the most? #he's willing to corrupt himself a little for the sake of power #if it means taking out the big bad will be easier #outside of Dexon of course he's going all in #he's gonna get lost in the sauce as much as the game will let me #gale's hand excluded #that was upsetting #but now that the babies in my head all have save files it's back to ela and his wizard man #/rambling #rindemption.png #photo of: dexon #photo of: therius #photo of: aava #about the oc: dexon #about the oc: therius #about the oc: aava

[valiant-portabella-pirkko]

on one hand, I am fully aware that these guys are an easter egg referencing the 'Commando' profession April Fool's joke from ages long past, but on the other:

these guys are dead ringers for the Tideturners' scouting parties that routinely travel into parallel Tyrias for recon purposes and explore fractals to obtain resources for the Turnabout, so I'm just gonna headcanon that they're a recon squad from the Tideturners who got very, very lost.

#soto spoilers #secrets of the obscure #gw2 spoilers #gw2 soto #my posts #one of the big things with the Tideturners is that they always wear masks when they're out exploring. usually high-tech ones #their suits are specially engineered to withstand even the most unstable Mists anomalies. but there's another reason: #they hide their identities because people might recognize them. many are alternate versions of characters present in other Tyrias! #(and a few are actually stabilized Fractal anomalies and it's WILD that they actually confirmed that's possible now) #this entire expansion has been some good food for me ok. my crazy Mists nonsense-loving self is eating GOOD #and these guys getting thrown in without any IC explanation is just another bit that I love

[bumblingbabooshka]

Father and Child

#Tuvok #trans Tuvok #//blood #Had this image in my head and couldn't get it out v_v #do /not/ tag this as f*tish art =_= #trans Tuvok has one child with his husband then meets T'Pel and the two of them immediately fall in love and start seeing one another #in secret (gasp!) then one day Tuvok shows up at T'Pel's home and challenges her husband for her hand in marriage (gasp!) #and T'Pel obviously wants Tuvok to wiiiin~ she shaves his head in the bathroom and doesn't even /look/ at her husband when the fight begins #Tuvok wins (of course) and the two live happily ever after~ #Sek is still the oldest - he's T'Pel's son and he becomes a big brother when Tuvok and T'Pel marry one another #Tuvok had one child and it went..................stressfully so he decided he didn't want to have any more biological children v_v #T'Pel was more than willing to get pregnant again bc Sek was such an easy pregnancy (and an easy baby...and an easy child...and-) #Tuvok is a house''wife'' and T'Pel is bad at housework so Tuvok offers (insists) on helping her since her husband complains #and at first T'Pel is very irritated by him bc he acts very high-and-mighty but she eventually gets to know him better and sees that he's #actually much less uptight than he seems...he's just frustrated by his life...and they fall in love <3 #they're both looked down on because T'Pel is a bit unorthodox and also from the country while Tuvok used to be very wild and is considered #strange even now...unsocial....but they understand one another <3 #Tuvok in this picture is holding Elieth in his hands and all the stress&pain is temporarily fading as he looks into his child's eyes #All of Tuvok's children were met with an unsmiling face and so much love they grew sleepy from it...like milk #bea art tag #Tuvok art #st voyager #st voyager art #trans star trek

[parvuls]

me in 2020: motivated to finish a fic before it gets jossed by canon madison

me in 2021: motivated to finish a fic before it gets jossed by canon madison

me in 2022: motivated to finish a fic before it gets jossed by canon madison

me in 2023: motivated to finish a fic before --

#text #it's the gift that keeps on giving #literally only got my big fics done because in my head it was like. IN A FEW MONTHS IT WILL ALL BE FANON I GOTTA GET IT OUT NOW #joke's on me ngozi's secret plan is to tease madison forever until we can no longer tell what's canon and what's fanon with that too

[m1d-45]

OHOHOHOHOH THAUMIEL READER…. it’s so funny to imagine the foundation suffering like “what do you MEAN that’s not a keter what the fuck we had everything set up and now they’re the EARTH?? fuck this”

there’s a ton of horror stuff that we could go with for this but also. i love the idea of teyvat being like “where creator?? where creator go???” and the answer being the creator is currently being used as a jail. they’ll be back in a bit just wait for them to do a little containment breach.

and then i also had the thought “if the universe bends in the reader’s favor…. what if that somewhat applies to other scps’ powers as well” which THEN led to the thought of “what if the foundation purposefully pits you with dangerous scps to see how well your powers can protect you and if they extend to people around you” because we love a bit of unethical experimentation in this house!

should i be paying attention to my innovation class? maybe. but this is more important - teddy anon

honestly the entire wing of the foundation is real tempted to retire

“do a little containment breach” as if it couldn’t end up a world-ending calamity event-

honestly i’d hate to be the guy that accidentally discovered that reader wasn’t a keter class. like their shackles suddenly gain extra links so they can reach for something they’d been planning on using as leverage (like a “if you cooperate you get this”) and the researcher just…. double checks their notes, the guidelines on the floor, their notes saying they shouldn’t be able to reach beyond the red line but the leverage a good foot beyond that- they just stand and leave, clipboard in hand, not looking forward to the hellish meeting that’ll have to follow

experiments follow, testing how far your powers reach, eventually bringing in one of the safer scps. i’m blanking on any example, but they slowly ramp up and up, testing just how far reality is willing to bend for you. scp 173 is brought in, but doenst move when you look towards fhe researcher behind the glass, counting your peripheral vision as “looking”.

they take you to scp 3008 but none of the workers bother you, you’re able to find the exit with ease, unharmed, blåhaj in hand.

you name him finley.

#m1d : [chats] #m1d : [secrets] #teddy anon #sorry m late to this i was kinda busy yesterday #writing this in a movie theater 20 min before watching the new puss n boots hopefully it goes well #big lore post in about 2-3 hours from now so look out for that ig #mmmm more sagau lore #tastes like betrayal #i had shit to say about the last wish but TUMBLR STOP EATING MY HODDAMN POSTS EHAT THE FUCK #I HAD LIKE TEO PARAGRAPS ABT SCP 3008 WHY #hate this hate this hate hate hate hate hate hate hate why can’t i just respond to a post without needing to make a whole document for it #WHY CANT I JUST TYPE IN THE DRAFTS #[well aware of the glitches on tungle.hell] what the fuck why are there glitches here #fuck it we addin the bingus barrier #sorry for the shit spelling i can’t be bothered to fix it #ok what the FUCK is going on #it only appears when i paste the direct link to the fuckin post in my browser #keep in mind i’m a mobile user btw #so what the FUCK???? there’s two finley paragraphs and two bingus barriers i- fuck this man i- #i found out how to restore the lost paragraphs- FUCK what happens to my xiao bird pieces?? holy shit what the fuck tumblr

[hecksupremechips]

Not only did the Shinjiro social link during the femc route actually pull off whatever the fuck Kanjis entire toxic masculinity arc in p4 was supposed to be, it did it without the homophobia and awful friends

#persona #persona 3 #shinjiro aragaki #yeah this is my piping hot take friendship with kanji ended shinji is my friend now #but no really if you want an arc about toxic masculinity thats done well the shinji social link is so much better #he comes off as very scary and has this whole edgy persona (ha) that he puts out #but hes actually super sweet and kind and he has a lot of stereotypical feminine interests #most notably cooking #but hes kinda nervous and secretive about that stuff since it conflicts with his scary edgy persona #but as he gets more comfortable with the sees gang he comes out of his shell a bit #and kotone and fuuka encourage his interests and he helps them out using his talents #eventually leading to him cooking a big dinner for everyone in the dorm #and hes really nervous about it but everyone is so happy and supportive of him because theyre his FRIENDS #AND THEY LOVE HIM AND THEYRE PROUD OF HIM THEY SUPPORT HIM NO MATTER WHAT #see the key thing here is that shinji actually has friends who dont treat him like shit for his biggest insecurity like kanji #this post is mostly just an excuse for me to gush about how much i love shinji and the femc route and the sees gang in general #while delivering a big fuck you to the other game #plus i dont have to fight for my life to say shinji gay i can just slap him with gay AND THERES NOTHING YOU BASTARDS CAN DO BWAHAHA 😈

[fingertipsmp3]

I’m officially going back to work on Saturday <3

#just a two hour lunch cover. just to see if my knee can handle it or will try to kill me for standing for that long #but it feels like a big step. it feels massive to trust my knee like that again #gotta make sure i do all my exercises between now & then lol to make sure it’s as strong as it needs to be #but god i hate doing squats. i haaaate iiiiiittttttt #i hate doing the lateral band walk even more though. can i tell you a secret? i’ve skipped it the past couple of days #just couldn’t handle it on top of my lunges and my squats and standing on one knee on top of a pillow and swaying side to side to shift #my balance from leg to leg……. and the towel thing which is supposed to be strengthening my shitty vmo #and i thought the calf stretch was bad. BRO. i do the calf stretch ~240 times a day now. 120 per leg #the other night i woke up with one of those really bad cramps in my calf and i did the calf stretch and it went away #anyway. if anyone has any advice for doing squats when it feels like your kneecap may fall off if you do a squat; let me know #also let me know if you have any advice for doing a job where you have to stand and walk and stuff the whole time. and your knee feels like #it’s going to fall off. i am kind of freaking out ngl #i think i’m just going to dose myself up on painkillers; wear my brace and just do it #for god’s sake the assistant manager literally needs a knee replacement and she proceeds. i don’t need a knee replacement. i must be fine #personal

[inavagrant-a]

Remembering them olden days when games would come with little books explaining the game mechanics to you and how now a days everything is engrained in the game itself.

#out. #it's i'm feeling old o'clock i guess awraxa #oh and those big big books with like guides in them #showing you secret areas and treasures and quests #now all of that is in the internet and game articles #mAN #how times have changed #i still have my final fantasy vii og book that #showed me how to do all types of things in the game