#my beloved vampy

[headfullofpresley]

so you're telling me he wasn't a vampire? what a JOKE!

#i mean... look at that face #L O O K #vampire is all i see #today tomorrow and forever!El #my beloved vampy #elvis

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

ok i need u to look me in the eye and take this seriously. i. love. soap bars. fuck liquid soap, fuck body wash i LOVE SOAP BARS. i cannot tell u where this weird obsession with soap came from in the first place but BOY. DO I LOVE SOAP BARS.

#at this point i would like to thank my beloved best friend vampy for putting up with my bullshit #bc they get the full scope of me buying ten bars of fancy french soap online #and they put up with me anyway #peace and love on planet earth yall #soapcore #soap #midnight rambles

[mourningroutine]

lipsticks look so stunning, sadly i'm rather die than endure the feeling of something on my lips for longer than 10 min.

#i keep seeing dark lipsticks and those vampy looks but god lipstick feels horrible #lip stains my beloved...

[politemagic]

shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3

more tasty tunes from my playlist "rock and a hard place" ✨

MANTRA - bring me the horizon

take me first - bad omens

double-edge demise - alpha wolf

restricted (R18+) - alpha wolf

secret garden - spirit box

#thank you so much my most beloved vampy mutual i hope you are having a wonderful day!!!!! 🖤 #also feel like its very fitting that the shuffle i did for you had two alpha wolf songs as i know you've been listening to the new album to #em answers! #vamprlestat

[carryondrawing]

Kas theory has my whole heart

#they'd better bring him back i swear #stranger things #stranger things 4 #st4 #eddie munson #eddie my beloved #vampie eddie munson #kas!eddie #stranger things fanart #steddie #steve x eddie #eddie munson fanart #stranger things v2 #stranger things volume 2

[tinyvampire]

that jerma legacy award compilation video omg !!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and his speech 🥹

#jerma my beloved #jerma985 #streamer awards #vampy’s adventures

[comicbookddr]

i watched the season 1 finale podcast episode and it was so good also is it true that you watched atticus mitchell in the hardy boys if so what did you think of it?

Thank you for watching the podcast! I’m glad you enjoyed it :)

I was actually just making a joke when I said I had seen The Hardy Boys because I haven’t watched it yet 😣 I’ll report back and tell yall how it is after I’ve seen it!

#sorry my beloved i didn't watch ur show #atticus mitchell #my babysitters a vampire #mbav #vampy wampy campy pampy podcast #vampy wampy campy podcast #VWCPP #vwcp podcast

[fanficshiddles]

The Redbridge Hunts, Chapter 35

 Loki was sleeping soundly… was being the imperative word. He was rudely awoken when a suitcase was thrown on top of him.

‘Ooooft... What the hell?’ He shot up and squinted when Claire turned on the big light.

He let out a hiss and covered his eyes.

‘Come on, Loki! Time to get up, dressed and get packed.’

Loki blinked hard and glanced at the bedside table. He groaned when the clock showed it was just after six. He pushed the suitcase off of him and looked over at Claire.

‘Claire… My darling, my beloved… I love you, and I am very excited for our trip… but it’s only bloody six o clock. We have all day to get there, it’s far too early.’

‘Exactly, all day. It will take most of the day to get there, it’s like a five-hour drive away. Plus, we need to go via my place to get my things packed, then drop Bat off with Matt.’ Claire said as she dashed about the bedroom, not exactly doing anything proactive, apart from tossing some of her clothes into a pile that she kept at Loki’s.

‘Love… just how many cups of coffee have you had already?’ Loki asked. He noticed that her favourite mug was sitting on the dressing table.

Claire looked at him and shrugged. ‘I’ve been wide awake for an hour or two… I’m just so excited. Come onnnnnn vampy!’ She said as she shoved at his leg.

Loki fell back down on his pillow and pinched the bridge of his nose.

‘Let’s shower together, to save time.’ Claire said as suddenly Loki was covered by her nightgown. He tugged it off his head and then was instantly covered again when she tossed her knickers at him too.

Since when did she get such a good aim? Loki thought as he leapt out of bed and ran after her into the bathroom. A naked Claire with the promise of a shower together was more than enough to get him out of bed at any time of the morning.

-

‘You better be on your best behaviour, Bat.’ Loki said as he gave her another cuddle, then Claire took her for one last cuddle too.

She handed him over to Matt, who smiled as Bat clambered onto his shoulder straight away and purred against the side of his face.

‘I’m sure she will be.’ Matt chuckled.

‘I really appreciate it.’ Loki said as he patted Matt’s free shoulder.

‘No problem at all. I’m just glad I managed to beat Jessica and David for her.’ Matt grinned widely.

Loki had mentioned on the last school day before the Easter holidays about going away for five nights with Claire. Jessica, Matt and David all instantly asked who was looking after Bat. Initially, Loki was going to ask his dad to have her. Though the three teachers began offering, then argued over who got her.

So after a lot of bickering, in the end, Claire had them do rock, paper, scissors to find a winner. Loki found it hilarious, but he was very honoured that people were fighting over who got to look after his cat.

Matt was very pleased when he beat Jessica first, then won against David.

‘See you next week. Thanks again.’ Loki called to him as he and Claire went back to Loki’s car.

‘I’m gonna miss Bat.’ Claire said when she buckled in.

‘Me too. I always do when I go away, even for a night. I know she’ll have a great time with Matt.’ Loki said as he started up the car.

‘Yeah, she will. I’m so excited about this trip.’ Claire said with a big smile as Loki pulled out onto the road.

‘Me too, love. Just the two of us for five whole nights. What on earth will we do with ourselves?’ Loki smirked and reached over to squeeze her knee.

‘Hmm, I do wonder.’ Claire pondered and tapped her lip.

‘There’s a supermarket not far from the cabin, so we can stock up on food on the way there. Means we shouldn’t need to go into civilisation for the whole trip.’ Loki said.

‘Sounds perfect to me. A human, in a secluded cabin in the woods, with a vampire. All alone. Shit phone signal. Sounds ideal for a horror movie.’ Claire teased.

Loki laughed and squeezed her knee again. ‘It does indeed.’ He purred, winking at her.

They’d booked the cabin a month ago, it had a hot tub on the patio. Even though it was only Spring and not overly warm, it wouldn’t matter once they were in the water. There were no other houses around for miles, as it was quite literally in the middle of the woods. It had a log fire, with plenty of logs already seasoned and stacked, ready to use. Some walks were marked out with signs around the woods and up into the hills, so if they did get bored of chilling around the cabin they could go and explore without the worry of getting lost.

The only downside was it said on the website that there was no phone signal, unless you walked down the track a good bit. Though Loki and Claire decided that it wouldn’t be such a bad thing, it would let them switch off better and just be together. He did give Lucius the address, so if there was an emergency Lucius could fly there to alert them of anything.

They playfully bickered over control of the music on the way, then ended up compromising and having half an hour each at a time. They stopped for lunch on the way too, and just enjoyed the car ride as part of the holiday.

When they finally arrived at the cabin, after stocking up on so much food from the supermarket, Claire was practically vibrating with excitement.

‘This is so freaking amazing! Look at it! It’s like something out of a fairytale.’ She said delightfully as she sprinted from the car to the cabin.

Loki laughed as he opened the boot of the car. ‘I’ll bring in all the luggage, shall I?’ He called to her.

‘Of course, you’re the strong one after all.’ Claire called back at him as she opened the lockbox to get the key.

Claire rushed inside and had a good look around. It was mainly one big room, with comfy sofas on front of a large fireplace. Had a small TV, a snooker table at the back next to a dining table. There was a small kitchen area in the corner. A staircase led up to a bedroom that was open and overlooked the main living area. The only room that was separate was the bathroom.

‘This is so cosy! I love it!’ Claire said when Loki entered, juggling their suitcases and some of the shopping bags.

‘Wow, that fireplace is huge.’ Loki commented when he placed everything down.

‘Check out the bed! It’s even bigger than yours.’ Claire ran and jumped onto the bed, star-fishing as she landed on it. ‘IT’S LIKE A MARSHMALLOW!’

Loki couldn’t help but laugh, he absolutely adored her excitement. How easily pleased she was. It made his heart soar so much.

‘Just going to get the last of the shopping bags, love.’ Loki ducked back outside.

He looked around their surroundings and smiled as he sighed in contentment. It was so peaceful, just the birds tweeting. The only bad thing was he had a feeling at the end of the holiday, it would be difficult to leave. Though he tried not to think about that, since they’d only just arrived.

When he returned inside, he frowned as Claire had vanished.

‘Claire?’ He called out, but there was no response.

He checked the bathroom after knocking, but it was empty.

‘Where has that little minx gone?’ He muttered to himself.

As he walked by the kitchen area, he looked out the window and saw on the porch out the back was the hot tub. The owners had turned it on earlier so it was ready for them arriving. Claire was already stripping off next to it.

Loki laughed and by the time he got to the back door, Claire was sinking into the water.

‘Aaaah. This is freaking awesome.’ She groaned and let her head fall back. ‘Come and join me, Vampy.’

‘I’ll get the wine first.’ Loki chuckled and ducked back inside to grab said wine, then he went back outside and stripped down too, and climbed in next to her. ‘Ohh this is nice.’

Claire shimmied along the seat so she was pressed against Loki’s side. He handed her a glass of wine and they toasted.

‘To our little getaway holiday.’ Loki hummed as he slid his arm around her waist.

‘And to peace and quiet for the week.’ Claire added as they clinked glasses.

#tom hiddleston #loki #loki x ofc #fluffy loki #loki fic #vampire Loki #the redbridge hunts

[baeshijima]

sophie im gonna need 10ccs of ur vampire genshin brainrot STAT

well, uh, first off i will link my vampy diluc x monster hunter!reader brainrot here bc i still think abt it sometimes (with obligatory dain angst at the end bc hes my fav sad man 🫶)

as for misc brainrot on the au that i most definitely just came up with on the spot, here are some examples that have me banging my head on the wall <33

vampire!alhaitham who never sets foot when the sun is out, opting to cling onto you, arms and legs trapping your sleep-induced body flush against his own, in an effort to keep your company beside him as daylight fades into night. however, that rarely manages to work, but a vampire can dream.

also him showing his liddol fangs because you asked, but not before warning you about its sharp points upon noticing your eager stare and the blatant twitch of your finger. though remain vigilant, lest you want your poor finger caught between his blunt teeth (at least he's mindful of his fangs when not in the presence of your neck. in spite of that, he's unrelenting when you ask him to release your finger, opting to instead clamp down just a bit more to watch you fluster.)

vampire!ayato who seemingly makes it his personal mission to tease you, his adorable beloved human, with the light grazes of fangs and soft lips along the surface of your skin, a chuckle or two arising upon sensing the increase in body temperature or appearance of goosebumps following in his wake.

he would also greatly enjoy moonlit strolls, your hand caressed within the confines of his own as you both venture out on a trip with no destination, only the comfort of the other's presence being your guide (there's an uncanny thrill in the unknown, but ayato finds himself most excited and surprised when in the throes of his newfound mundane life, never once experiencing a dull moment when by your side.)

vampire!dainsleif who is so very cautious with matters concerning you — more specifically, with how he acts around you. he's careful in your presence, perhaps fearing you'll crumble if he holds you too tightly, or slip away if he's too feather-light with his touch. with some reassurance and much-needed affection, perhaps you can get through to him you won't be going anywhere without him beside you.

there's a haunting beauty to him, one that never fails to make you gape in awe and cradle his cheeks with such tender adoration he can almost feel the weight of centuries upon centuries remove its heavy burden, attention honed into your smile and the affection diffusing from your palms into his moon-kissed cheeks (dainsleif finds his cold heart blooming with forgotten warmth when basking in your gaze and smile, a flutter once lost now returning full force alongside the desire to remain with you for as long as time will allow; even then, he will find a way to stay with you beyond that.)

#genshin x reader #dainsleif x reader #ayato x reader #alhaitham x reader #omg a convo !? #mutuals !! #sophie talks : concepts <3 #i basically wrote fic premises instead JKGHDSFKF #NO BUT VAMPIRE GENSHIN MEN WHERE??? WHERE !!!!!! #i need more of them in my life and if someone pushes me i will probably end up writing a fic abt them or smth #sobs i just want vampy genshin lovers is that too much to ask for 😔 #also was not originally going in tags but i need to shove this au down everyones throats

[minhosimthings]

Moot game!

Your first moot

Who you think is your smartest moot

A moot you would marry in real life

A moot who you would like to know better

A moot who you think is the best in cooking

A moot you'd go get grub with anyday

And a moot who you would love to go to a carnival with

(PS: hihi just wanted to say I loved your MinChan fic "Both"!)

AHHHH THIS IS SAUR FUN and I'm glad you enjoyed it baby!

Your first moot - @heeliopheelia Carly is the ancient and hottest moot in my moot list and she's still my most beloved 🥰🥰

Smartest moot - probably @sjyluv and @mxxninthesky IDK WHY IT JUST IS (apologies to all my other moots I DONT THINK YOU'RE DUMB OR ANYTHING)

A moot to marry - @chlorinecake I mean I'm already her simp husband so YAY jagiya how about a second wedding

A moot I would like to know better - definetly @heeslut4life Aeri has such a mysteriously sexy vibe I NEED TO KNOW MORE

Best chef moot - oh damn this is easy @angel1kisses Vampie be spitting out fire dishes in the kitchen everyday (cooking like a chef I'm a five star michelin-)

A moot to grab grub with - I'd say....@amazzwon and @jaeyunluvr I WANNA GET SOME BIRYANI WITH BOTH OF THEM and talk about Indian girl trauma 🎀🎀

A moot to go to the carnival with - @alvojake perfect opportunity to win a plushie for Kayla cause it's da ultimate rizz

#mona's sessions #moots! #yay #moot games #i had fun yall #also no offence to anyone I've tagged here

[headfullofpresley]

do you know about elvis being a vampire in what we do in the shadows? https://elvismentions.tumblr.com/post/698118959710470144/vampire-elvis-in-what-we-do-in-the-shadows-s02ep07

ain't that the truth, elvis. 😌

hahaha yessss i've seen this pop up! i haven't watched the show though, but i love vampyyyy el. elvis in the 70s was a good vampire era with his outfits and all

BUT

elvis in the 50s being surrounded by fangirls left and right where ever he goes, making it so much easier for him to have a lil bite and getting comfortable with his immortality and vampirism but also getting a lil smug with it, but then i also see him sneaking into hospitals to feed people (esp children) his blood so they'll get better. and and and during interviews when reporters ask him stupid questions he'll give like little hints of him not being human, but they're so obvious that it makes people laugh because vampires are just a silly little fairytale, right?

"how much sleep do you get at night, elvis?"

"sleep? i don't sleep at all, i'm like some kind of vampire- got energy for days"

would show his fangs and shift his face into its vampiric state on stage for like a second, but long enough to make people at the front row be like "omg????"

pls. i need him, ur honor.

pretty pretty vampy baby. 🥰

#tam.answers #tam.txt #i think about this way more often than i should #like yes elvis in the 70s was top tier vampire #but he's... advanced by then you know? #he knows what he can and cannot do (though he'll do whatever he wants bc he doesnt give a fuuuck) #while baby vampy messes up now and then and gets himself in trouble but he only means well 🥺 #boy's gotta eat right???? #sometimes the girlies survive sometimes they do *not* #anyways-vampire!elvis my beloved!! #joons #elvis #elvis presley #vampire!elvis

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

when your friend ( @vamp-ferrawrri ) said they would sleep but then you see them reblogging ur posts

#midnight rambles #my beloved vampy <3

[lastarvek]

not sure who needs this, but here is a list i've made of all the "realistic" serana replacers, bc i know the "doe-eyed 16 yr old" look that most replacer mods have gets old real fast (and creepy, given her backstory)

replacer for serana by @yennethan : i love this one and i'm going to use it for my next playthrough. gives her more of a 'wise older sister' vibe, as opposed to a 'young vampy bimbo'.

anima nera by serkethetyt : this one has a creepier vibe than all the other serana replacers i've seen. if you like your vampires to be more on the horrific and visceral side, then look no further.

npc overhaul - serana (high poly) by ihuntalone : this mod manages to strike a nice balance, keeping her facial proportions realistic while still making her look delicate and elegant

eeekie's serana by eeekie : one thing i love about eeekie's mods (besides the stunning realism) is that the characters always look like grown adults. if you want a more mature and seasoned look for your serana, this is the one.

seranade by annaccident : i only found this mod while making this post and ?? why is this one so underrated lol, she is gorgeous. i like her tired eyes, because wouldn't you also be exhausted after taking nirn's longest nap? the hairs are also mashups, making them quite unique and giving her the signature braids she sports.

dashing dawnguard followers by tragedian : one of my all-time faves ! this one (and all of tragedians mods) puts a refreshing spin on vanilla style, staying true to the game's original vibe but making serana a lot more aesthetically pleasing in the process. (note that this mod is not standalone and will replace other dawnguard npcs)

definite serana smp hair by mharlek1 : another mod that stays pretty true to vanilla style, with the added bonus of smp hair ! (if you don't use smp, there's an option for no physics as well).

serana - daughter of coldharbour by southpawe : this mod models serana's face after her voice actor, laura bailey. the ethics of this mod are... questionable lol, but on the plus side, who fits serana's voice better than her literal voice actor?

nithi npc enhancement - serana by nightmarezone : this lovely serana has a realistic face and has 3 different hairstyles to choose from. if you like the style of this mod, you should check out the rest of their work, bc their npcs are awesome.

dragonborn waifus - yet another serana replacer by lucazoid : don't let the name fool you, this is no waifu mod. this replacer gives her a strong brow and tired eyes, and has a whopping 24 (!!!) hairstyle options.

#skyrim #serana #skyrim serana #tes #skyrim modding #hope this reaches its target audience bc i know yall are sick of the serana yassifying #i'm a hypocrite tho bc i personally love me some seranaholic

[karinasbaby]

omg omg stella I have to tell you this!!!!! but I started writing the vamp jake fic and oml I'm obsessed already 😍 I already know it's gonna tug on so many heartstrings and I'm absolutely here for it 🤭🤭

oh nO KAYLA YOURE OUT FOR BLOOD ⁉️⁉️ vampy jake that’s gonna tug on so many heartstrings HELLO no one is ready my beloved kayla please 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

no bcs the love i hold for vampy jake.

#AND YOURE MAKING HIM A PRINCE TOO HELOOOOOO #no one is ready no one is PREPARED #if he’s as obsessive as the vampy #jake that u wrote… #then omg. #you’re this 🤏 close to making me turn into a full time jake stan #ENOUGH >:( #no but i’m sO EXCITELJESLEND #like buzzing in my seat with my legs shaking excited yk #i just know you’re gonna devour 🙏🏼(and murder all of us on the way too) pls add me to the taglist 😁🙏🏼 #no bcs i’m not gonna be able to stfu about it?????? #why would u tELL ME this how am i supposed to go on with my day now. #vampy prince jake 🫶🏼 #asks & responses <3 #ᓭི༏ᓯྀ‧₊˚ — ♡ 𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒. #— kayla ! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

[tinyvampire]

finished my breaking bad rewatch and immediately restarted better call saul i have a PROBLEM

#BCS MY BELOVED #JIMMY MCGILL I WILL DIE FOR U #vampy’s adventures

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

oh vampy crumbs 😭😭 my beloved, we need to talk about him more i’ve been thinking about him sm recently

the way they’d bicker about it because she loves getting on his nerves

“Do I need to start meal-prepping for you? Is that it?”

“As long as it doesn’t include black pudding or liver and onions.”

“It’s not even that bad—”

“Sorry, I can’t hear you over my highly-processed, highly-delicious meal that doesn’t include pork blood.”

“Maybe that’s why it has no nutritional value.”

“Doesn’t seem to matter, considering you still developed anemia.”

“You give me migraines.”

“Are you sure that isn’t the lack of iron?”

#MISS HIM SM 😔