Highlights of The Hobbit
"No adventures are wanted here today"
"He eats it by the block"
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! What a jam
"Stop! I forgot my handkerchief"
"What's a burgler 'obbit"
"The trick is to skin them first" followed by "They're all invested with parasites"
Saurman pretending he ain't evil
Bilbo ducking down and the gobs just walking away
Goblin king rhyming his sentences like a casual
"Can we eats it?" "Shut up"
My man kills a whole ass goblin and still thinks he's gonna eat Bilby
That moment when Bilbo is so obviously regretting all those second breakfasts
Pale orc straight up telling some other bish to kill Thorin instead of doing it hisself and then getting mad that he can't do it later
Thorin finally accepting that Bilbo is awesome
Gandalf taking them to the 'skin-changers' house even tho there's a fifty-fifty chance that he'll straight up kill them
Wood elves in their entirety
Kili flirting with elf girl cause he for real has nothing to lose at this point
Dwarfs being hyped Bilby comes to the rescue when there are obvi gonna be guards around
Barrel escape
Legolot using dwarf bois as stepping stones
That double headshot
Dol Guldor being super pointy for absolutely no reason
Covering dwarves in fish
"Why are dwarfses coming out of our toilet?" "Will they bring us luck"
Scumbag mayor acting like he's all that
Alfrid (existing. How is he bot been killed honestly)
Twelves months in. Bilbo still don't know what he's suppose to be stealing
Not taking the black spear with the in case Smog wakes up from his nap (it would literally be so easy, ring disappear, stab.)
"It's a big white stone." No other descriptors
Smok monologing for like 2 years know he full well gonna fry these bois
"There are no dwarfves here loll whatttt"
To be Continued
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Urge for evil
tw disturbing imagery (?)
transcript n russian version under the cut
But what if my urge for evil
Will become a little stronger?
If you loaded the gun
Than it's already too late
But what is mu urge for evil
Will become a little stronger?
those are changed a bit lyrics from - Electroforez - Zlo (Evil) gagshfh i love this song so much go listennnnn!!!! this is like the second chorus w/o one line and with a line from third ??? idk i was doing it from memory and it appears i have really bad memory
also there are fully translated lyrics on google so you can read it to understand but ye
guuuUUUUYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AGHFSHHA IM FINISHED it eas actually so fast it took like 2-3 hours ob drawing thw silly n rendering plus like 20 mins on posing and 2 days of rolling the idea around in my head
now in russian
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