(Alex says) come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute
(My mind goes) now that everything is 💖 between us I think I am ready to make this song but please darling don't let me get carried away and become too sappy
As fine a time as any to deduce
The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue
But Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew
Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit
And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes
And if we guess who I'm pretending to be
Do we win a prize?
Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
Do we get a third try?
The gloved hand's reachin' in to hit the switch
There's not one goddamn thing that you can do about it
But Mr. Schwartz is havin' tea with the grips
Askin' after all the wives and the kids
It's at the heart of what the business is
Miles = Batman references AND I think we finally know who Mr Schwartz is...
Do you know who is the original creator of Batman? Bob fucking Kane... Unbelievable...
I mean, all of the years of the references...
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Alex being Riddler...
Wirral Riddler... Or shall i say Wirral's Riddler...
Wayne Manor, what a memorable N.Y.E... (She looks like fun)
Batphone
Mirrorball as a Batsignal/Turtle signal...
Want something even more hilarious?
I decided to Google if there is any connection between Schwartz and Kane... I mean, who knows... They are as crazy as we are so...
I mean it made me laugh for 10 min straight...
We aren’t close followers of Lana though, would she really call them out by name? // she has named people in her songs and referenced other famous people. I don't think she'd call out Alex but she can write sth about Taylor lol. Don't forget Alex has used "Lizzy" in one of his songs and Lizzy used to be Lana's previous name (Lizzy Grant) which is her real name (Elizabeth Grant) iirc Alex said it's not Lana but I still believe he lied and it is referring to Lana lol
Okay, it's Mr. Schwartz. It's Mr. Schwartz for me. It's been Mr. Schwartz all along. I was waiting for that one the most - and then Sculptures kind of did what Sculptures is doing to everyone - and distracted me for a sec (rightfully so. It's incredible)
But it's for sure Mr. Schwartz. I fuck*ng melt at the guitar parts. It's amazing. It's... So simple but so beautiful. Oh my god, the new favorite is fully setting in. I love this song.
The lyrics had me before I even heard it but now the music is just confirming it all.
It's Mr. Schwartz guys. It's Mr. Schwartz. Mr. Schwartz is my very favorite.