#mordimer wilwright

[kingdomofwildwood]

u want som fuk?

u want som fuk on horseback?

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[kingdomofwildwood]

Oh thank gods it's Lahna Cucco. Her family's big! Something interesting's bound to be going on there.

Let's go! And Mordimer?

Be more interesting next time.

"...Did anyone else feel a sudden chill?" [customer ++ ]

BYE, MORDIMER.

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[kingdomofwildwood]

Oh, no, is this the harbringer of Doom? I am not ready for a plague in Wildwood...

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[kingdomofwildwood]

"I am become death. Destroyer of random encounters."

or: In Which Mordimer Becomes Over-Leveled Through Too Much Grinding

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[kingdomofwildwood]

"Urgh... why do I feel like Death?"

"...Oh, right. :( "

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[kingdomofwildwood]

"Maybe... of course, it's not my place to say, but... maybe you should go home, your Highness."

"Why's that? I just wanted to see what my people's lives are like...."

Mordimer isn't sure if the heat in his face is embarrassment, fear, or sunburn.

"....People might think we're being.... uh.... improper."

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[kingdomofwildwood]

Okay. I'm officially sick of Mordimer. I like him, but dear god, this is a boring little man.

Let's find the first interesting sim we can and move on to another house--

Not you, Renna.

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[kingdomofwildwood]

Fishing. What, did you expect something else?

"It's so nice to get to see how everyone else lives their lives," says Yovia.

Mordimer stays quiet. He's worried about something...

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[kingdomofwildwood]

Yovia shows up to visit again! This time, alone...

Mordimer wastes no time inviting her to partake in his favourite activity...

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[kingdomofwildwood]

"Ah, rats, I made eye contact."

[MORDIMER used SWORD! SPRIGGAN lost 500 HP!]

[SPRIGGAN is defeated!]

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[kingdomofwildwood]

And now we come to the reason why Mordimer's round was so.... let's be kind and say 'repetitive'.

Since Mordy lives outside the town wall, I put Sun and Moon's evil tree spawners on his lot, with the idea that every time a monster showed up he'd have to fight it.

Unfortunately, I didn't reckon that the monsters would show up quite as often as they did. Or that they'd take as long to defeat as they do.

Mordimer, in the background: "please don't let it notice me, I don't want a random encounter--"

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[kingdomofwildwood]

Well, that's a relief. What's next?

Yelling at your dog?

Fighting evil trees?

f i s h i n g ? ? ? ? ? ?

Dear Me. Even the Watcher is bored.

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[kingdomofwildwood]

"HEY! HEY, LISTEN! To catch a FISH, you need to GATHER BAIT-"

"I know more than you... I know more than you.... I know more than you..."

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[kingdomofwildwood]

"I DO DECLARE, SIR, YOU'VE KEPT US WAITING LONG ENOUGH, MY APPOINTMENT WAS AT THREE AND IT IS NOW TWELVE NOON, I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER-"

[MORDIMER used RUSTY SWORD! SPRIGGAN was defeated!]

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[kingdomofwildwood]

Mordimer is, unfortunately, still cursed to fight Evil Trees, for all time and eternity, henceforth and forever.

"HEY, WE HAD THE 4 PM RANDOM ENCOUNTER, WHY ARE YOU SO LATE?"

[Mordimer used RUSTY SWORD! SCREAMING TREE was defeated!]

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[kingdomofwildwood]

Despite all this, Shianna really seemed to enjoy herself.

Really, really enjoyed herself.

To the point where this fuckery was a dream date.

Mordimer isn't going to complain.

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