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trickricksblog08 · 9 months

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Oprah bought 520 Acres in Maui and then another 330 Acres - both in 2023. With previous purchases she now owns over 1000 acres in Maui. Video here: https://rumble.com/v387o4f-oprah-bought-520-acres-in-maui-and-then-another-330-acres-both-in-2023.html

But somehow the fires didn't touch her property..

After the fires near her other property in Monticeto (2017) she purchased neighboring land there.

All eyes on Oprah's land acquisitions now.

#nothing can stop what is coming #when you know you know #no rest for the wicked #wwg1wga #now we know

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anonymoushouseplantfan · 9 months

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“She's more of the yoga mom that drinks bone broth and swears by a full body infra sauce 3 times a week. She gets her chakras adjusted bi-weekly and loves a good vegan dish.”

This. This is who she is , who she was introduced to the public as and what she continues to revert back to when everything else goes south…

Off the top of my head we had the papped pregnancy apothecary visit with Harry in London, he writes in spare about how she has home remedies for anything (noting that she offered some to william to help his common cold). T he coronation hike noted she was wearing a healing crystal necklace by her pal Abigail Spencer and add to that all her dainty royal jewellery had some kind of “hidden meaning” (evil eye, birthstones and images to depict warding off evil/protection and clarity).

The head to toe designer I don’t think is worth reading into; she’s nouveau riche. She made that pivot as soon as she married Harry and had access to more money and designers she could only really buy make up, bags, shoes and accessories from (if they hadn’t been gifted or loaned) during suits etc - and I suspect the continuation of wearing them is something she associates with money/status/title. Going back to wearing mid-end/accessible designers that aren’t celeb adored jcrew she sees as a “come down”.

But the anon is right - this was what the tig was about no? Beauty, travel, fitness, food etc - the press here in the UK have been suggesting for at least a year that she has a wellness book in the pipeline and that a wellness blog is coming…is she laying the groundwork’s for that by being papped at these holistic/tech wellness spaces, the beauty salons in Monticeto? And she could absolutely corner that market, Gwyneth is seen as the cooky joke that we all laugh at and largely ignore because she isn’t really harming anyone with her weird niche recommendations that only the rich buy…

Meghan’s problem is that she has taken soooooo long to do anything that by the time she does do one of those two (book or blog) the momentum/desire for it, is long gone and she’ll be playing catch up or going overboard trying to drum up interest in her endeavours…

This. All of this.

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saintmeghanmarkle · 2 days

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Dumpster Diving in Monticeto by u/jahazafat

Dumpster Diving in Monticeto I'm surprised nobody has sent in a lipstick-stained water bottle or pizza crust from the trash for the Meghan's ancestry results. Cops have been known pay off wait staff to get the goods from restaurants. post link: https://ift.tt/sAk4uRD author: jahazafat submitted: May 12, 2024 at 06:31PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

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houseofbrat · 10 months

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I know people in Monticeto and the rumors aren't true. They still live together and are apparently getting along They had a rough patch over the coronation. But they are not living apart or any of that nonsense. They don't let people see their home, they receive friends at a local hotel. .

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The Harkles know plenty of people. Yes they aren't in with the top A listers (who are only a few dozen people in Montecito, most of whom don't even live there as their main residence). Pretty much everyone else local has kissed their asses and made them welcome. There are a couple Netflix big wigs in the area who regularly entertain them. Oprah recently loaned them her Maui home for a little jaunt. I wouldn't worry about their social life. It isn't what she wants, but most people would envy it. I don't live in Monticeto my cousin does. As I have said before my cuz has children at the same school as Archie (not the same grade, class or teacher). I know through her that they live in the community, are together, and participate in the community. Regular people like my cousin (married to a wealthy tech guy) don't hate her. She was so excited she nearly pissed her pants the first time she got to meet Haz. There are billions of people out there. Most are neither saints nor sinners, just people living their lives who don't strongly hate or love meg. And most of them get excited over any kind of celebrity. Of course, that's not who Megs wants as friends. But just because they aren't the leaders of the cool crowd, that doesn't mean they are frozen out and no one has anything to do with them.

#reddit #rumors...conjecture #Harry & Meg's California getaway #prince harry #that dumb prince's stupid wife #netflix #oprah

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the-empress-7 · 1 year

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“they want to hit the ground running” I think we all wish they had hit the ground a bit harder, then just kept running. Even with her spindly legs they would be miles away by now.

TBF she did run from Toronto to London for him. Then they ran from KP to Frogmore. Then they ran to Canada. Then they ran to Tyler Perry. Then they ran to Monticeto.

Legend says they are still running.

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moonchild-714 · 11 months

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The Tig, Spotify Cancellation, Dior Delusions & Friends in Monticeto… let’s discuss the latest. Xx love & blessings ❤️🤗

https://youtu.be/jSDQmjsdpyU

#harryandmeghan #meghanmarkle #princeharry #Dior the Tig

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ibongo66 · 2 years

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These pathetic stories about Hazbeen only finding out about Her Majesty's death when he was walking behind her coffin or on You tube when he got back to Monticeto on Tuesday, are a sign of the PR 'wars'. The Palace has ALREADY denied this crap about him seeing it on his phone. Me thinks Neverwas is DESPERATE. I love it. She is going to piss Charles of sooooo badly she will be taken down hard and fast. Her bunions won't touch the ground.

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my-awesome-roadtrip · 2 years

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Day 3: 26th June 2022

5.30 am

Can’t sleep, my body clock is telling me I should be up and about, finding something creative to do ! So, once we had dumped the cases last night we decided to go and find a few beers and something to eat, the temperature was hitting 91 degrees as we stepped out onto the Hampton Inn courtyard.

On the way out to the pavement ( sidewalk, let’s get the American lingo right ) we bumped into the three valet guys for the Louisiana Bistro, which is attached to the Hotel. the conversation went something like this :

Us : Evening lads !

Them: Evening Sir, Ma’am

Them: Where in England do you come from, do you know any one in Kensington ? Us: Well no, except Prince William lives there and Her Majesty the Queen lives in a pile up the road, we have not met either of them. We live in Sussex, do you know the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

Very BLANK look, vacant expression on their faces, they had absolutely no idea who we were talking about ! Us: They moved to Monticeto in California

BLANK look

Us : Harry and Megan ?

Them: Nah

So this tell me that ordinary Americans have no idea who these self appointed “humanitarians” with pots of money are, and even less, they don’t really care which is surprising because everyone loves our Royal Family over this side of the Pond.

I chose the Buckhead area of Atlanta to stay in because, upon research it is a relatively safe area to walk about in, in the evening, and so it seemed until we got back to the Hotel after our dinner.

In the lobby there was one very shaken lady, it appears that some down and out took exception and ran up to her from behind and punched her in the face. Goodness, you should have seen the bruising around her eye. She was holding a very large ice pack against it, however she is going to have a hell of a shiner this morning.

Going back to The Sherman and that’s what the humongous vehicle that we appropriated last night is now going to be called, the gas guzzling Ford version of a Honda Goldwing, with its room for 6 passengers to ride in comfort! Suitcase space for at least 4 huge travelling trunks and quiet as a mouse when the engine is running.

The wing mirrors alone are the size of a Clydesdale hoof ! Inside the cabin, and I have to describe it as a cabin because it’s so big, there a buttons and switches that an ordinary vehicle can only dream about. We haven’t had a chance to explore The Sherman but will do so in due course, which will be a project in itself.

Well today we are off to Warm Springs the summer home of President Theodore Roosevelt, it’s called The Little White House and it’s in the town of the same name.

No nothing about this gentleman, so it will good to learn

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vvvolkswagens · 2 years

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Sunday, May 8th Meets 2nd Sunday of every month Westridge Midtown Market (the old Starr Market) 131 W Ojai Ave, Ojai 8am -10am #cruiseojai #805cruisenight #805cruise #carsandcoffee #ojaicars #ojaiclassiccar #ojaicarsandcoffee #ojai #ojaicruise #westridgemarketmidtown #vccruise #gassers #hotrods #musclecars #lowriders #classiccars #ojaicalifornia #monticeto #summerland #santabarbara #fillmore #santapaula #santaclarita #ventura #venturacounty #oxnard #camarillo 2022 dates: June 12th July 10th August 14th September 11th October 9th November 13th December 11th https://www.instagram.com/p/CdJWmFlPbvG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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skippyv20 · 2 years

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A Brief Shift of Gears

With all the talk lately about PC & climate change, PW's fake affair, PA vs VGR, Maxwell & Epstein, I thought it might be nice to shift gears for a moment or two. I just saw a commercial for the tv show Black-ish (US) & Michelle Obama is guest starring on tonight's episode where she'll be playing herself. Oh my, could there possibly be any wigs or plates left in Madam Monticeto's Mansion to be destroyed???

https://abc7news.com/blackish-michelle-obama-abc-black-ish-final-season/11423982/

Oh indeed! Wigs and plates flying!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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remaxlasvegas · 7 years

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New Post has been published on https://las-vegas-real-estate-authority.com/monticeto-homes-henderson-nv/

Monticeto Homes Henderson NV

#Monticeto Homes Henderson NV

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saintmeghanmarkle · 7 months

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Go fund me? by u/Ok-Distribution4057

Go fund me? 🤣 With all the BRF’s positive press lately (PoW Singapore trip, KC3 mentioning how William proposed to his beloved daughter in law in his speech, ) should we start a fund to send Monticeto a fresh supply of plates???🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 post link: https://ift.tt/WyY2Kl3 author: Ok-Distribution4057 submitted: October 31, 2023 at 09:53PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit

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newf-surfboard-net · 6 years

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Santa Barbara County, “life is returning”. I toured one damage creek from the December Thomas Fire & the extreme mud slide with South Coast Habitat Restoration. SCHR is on of Newf Surf’s (www.newfsurfboardnet.com) 6- 1% for the Planet sponsorships doing their part in protecting our watershed from summit to sea. 1% of the sale of each Surf bag sold goes to our sponsorships. Crew & equipment was there yesterday cleaning the debris out & re-channeling the creek for fish passage. #sbchannelkeeper #1percentftp #california #monticeto #santabarbara #carpinteria #losangeles #maui #surfing #standuppaddleboarding #paddleboarding #sup #kitessurfing #windsurfing #hydrofoilsurfing #portlandoregon #austintexas #bouldercolorado #newyorkcity

#california #losangeles #portlandoregon #surfing #hydrofoilsurfing #bouldercolorado #newyorkcity #monticeto #sbchannelkeeper #austintexas #1percentftp #standuppaddleboarding #sup #carpinteria #paddleboarding #windsurfing #maui #santabarbara #kitessurfing

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the-empress-7 · 3 years

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I agree everyone needs to keep calm and carry on. Put down the tarot cards and let the universe do its thing. The BRF are pros this is their element. Whatever happens in Monticeto stays in Monticeto. You’re tense energy doesn’t help anyone.... have a drink lol 🍸🍹🥂🍷

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shereewrites · 6 years

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Sending Love and Healing Energy to everyone affected by the floods in Southern Calif. 😓 My heart breaks for you. When catastrophe strikes compassion and love unite. A storm can't break the spirit of love. A storm may crack your windows, tear off your roof, wreck your house, but it absolutely cannot destroy the foundation you hold within yourself. Stay strong. Stay rooted. Carry love in your heart, always, and know the sacred things in life can't be touched. Melody Lee, Moon Gypsy #happiness #life #poetry #relationships #storms #strength #monticeto #santabarbara #reachingout

#reachingout #storms #santabarbara #poetry #relationships #monticeto #strength #happiness #life

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billionaireaddresses · 5 years

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This $35 Million Montecito Mansion Is a Dead Ringer for Spain’s Alhambra Palace

The Monticeto mansion of celebrated TV commercial director, Kinka Usher, can now be yours. Photo: Courtesy of The Agency A celebrated TV commercial director, Kinka Usher, who has worked with brands from Burger King to Adidas, has just listed his distinct Montecito digs—for $35 million.

The spectacular entryway. Photo- Courtesy of The Agency Inspired by his youth and subsequent travels—Usher was born in France and spent time in Italy before eventually settling down in California. The residence features deep-coffered ceilings, Corinthian columns, reliefs and other touches from across the European art and design world. But the biggest point of reference here is the Alhambra palace and fortress in Granada, Spain. The home’s magnificent arched entryway pays not-so-subtle homage to the landmark, as Usher was evidentially quite taken by it upon his first visit to Spain many years ago.

Kinks Usher's house - Really feels like you are in Spain - Photo- Courtesy of The Agency In addition to its one-of-a-kind style, the approximately 12,000-square-foot mansion also boasts two master suites, one with a Turkish bath-inspired lavatory and floor-to-ceiling glass windows on three sides. An attached guest house sits adjacent to the main pavilion, with its own living room, kitchen and bedroom. Read more and see more images at Robb Report - 'Spectacular Monticeto Mansion Fells Like Spain'

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