#meth dealers

[insomniac-arrest]

sure, we have “I can fix him” and “I can make him worse,” but shout out to the third secret option, “I can become worse than him.”

#the cruel prince series had everything but mostly Jude whom I love #alternative version of Breaking Bad where Skyler becomes an even bigger meth dealer than Walter #with her OWN adopted daughter slash weed dealer #jokes

[eyluvu]

One fun fact about me is I constantly feel like I'm teetering on the edge of a panic attack

#god its not even like- its just like constant pressure on my chest #and then nothing comes from it which is really annoying because it means its just constant and nobody can really tell #the only 'good' thing about panic attacks is it shows how I genuinely feel on the inside and so people will take me more seriously #but I haven't had one for months and I'm very happy about it #(I am traumatised from one of them. those like constant memories and the physical feelings that resurface?? ew!) #its alr tho #my medication doesnt work #omw to find meth dealers #PAHAHA jokesssss! #im a pussy anyway dw x #vienna rants #anxiety #anxiety disorder #panic attack

[tittyinfinity]

welp my mom and I went to clear out the shed in the back yard and found out that my sister's boyfriend has been using it to store stolen lawnmowers. there were four

#idk why my mom keeps letting him over after he's stolen from us repeatedly and ruined our bathroom #he tried to steal my ex's catalytic converter and busted his window #stole over $200 from my brother #takes my mom's weed and cigarettes and she's aware of it #stole wax from me twice #put his two dogs in my car overnight without telling me #used to repeatedly put his dogs in our backyard without telling us knowing that they hop the fence every time #& we had to find out from our neighbors telling us bc it happened so often they knew the situation #asked me to help him sell drugs behind my sister's back #asked me if I wanted to sell MY pills #lied to my mom about where he was going when he borrowed her car #smashed our table in our front yard after we called him out for going to a meth dealer's house w her car instead of to a job he didn't have #my mom swept up the glass and left it on his dealer's driveway (knew where she lived bc she's her deceased friend's daughter) #.bdo

[umbralundertaker]

bug boy

#shut up i am NOT woobifying the meth dealer its called symbolism BITCH! #Brba #Breaking bad #jesse pinkman

[fretbored34]

This explains a lot, Shaggy

#dank memes #fresh memes #funny memes #memes #lol #funny but true #so true #me irl lol #funny but not funny haha #oh no lol #drug dealer #drugs tw #drug trafficking #methamaphine #shooting meth #meth friends #shaggy #scooby doo #scooby gang #velma and daphne #lesbian velma #velma is gay #the mystery machine #tv shows #cartoon #cartoons #scooby dooby doo

[jasontoddenthusiastt]

Ah, yes. Keeping “trophies” from people you have intimately violent relationships with (one of whom is your child’s killer, the rest also responsible for thousands of collective deaths monthly) is 100% sane behavior, not deranged at all.

Batman #636 (2005)

#my post #I never thought about this before but I was re reading this and it just occurred to me how ridiculous this would be irl #like just imagine your dad did this. oh wait I just remembered #in breaking bad. Hank (Walt the meth cook’s DEA brother-in-law aka cop) #after killing a dangerous high ranking drug dealer in a shootout #kept the guy’s grill (his like silver teeth covering shit Idk I think that’s what they’re called) as a trophy #nevermind that he did it to look macho in front of his colleagues and threw it out later but like. cop culture ⬆️⬆️⬆️

[tussive]

People complain about Benzedrex burps but kratom burps is way worser.

#I gotta stop doing Benzedrex though fr #that shit is hella dumb it's like more neurotoxic and cardiotoxic than meth #if i need to tweak that badly i should just find a dealer on Grindr #but in reality i just need to stop tweaking prolly

[antidisneyinc]

What do you mean that you consider it a failure of the showrunners that Skyler White was hated?

skyler was hated because of plain old misogyny, but that doesn't mean it wasn't a predictable response. vince gilligan had the advantage of hindsight for the depictions of women in similar situations who were unfairly, heinously hated by audiences, e.g. kay adams in the godfather and wendy torrance in the shining. in an ideal world portraying skyler in a totally neutral matter-of-fact light might be 'good' art, but we don't live in a world where audiences are neutral toward women. the vilification of skyler white was 100% predictable and just like the godfather and the shining before it, breaking bad failed to write and frame its story in a way that forced the audience to see her as a victim. we can talk all day long about how writers shouldn't be responsible for the reaction to their work, but the fact is that all writing everywhere has to take into account the culture and the audience consuming it. when a certain reaction to your story is a foreseeable, historically precedented quantity and you take no steps to rectify or mitigate what you know will be an unfair response to an element of that story. then it's not true that you have no responsibility for that reception, is it

#society is awful yes. but when you tell a story about a meth dealer and his trapped wife and audiences side with the meth dealer #you have failed as a storyteller. #point blank period #breaking bad #fanmail

[marcusagrippa]

mi rufe we need to hit the slay button

#has this been said before. sorry #due to brba thoughts occuring at the same time as reading the letters theres a weird bastardisation #of cicero and caelius as meth dealers occuring in my brain i wish i could show you all it's so beautiful #yapping #the ditherer #ingeniose nequam

[kingoftheu]

One of my favorite Breaking Bad moments is when Walt gets huffy about Skylar guessing Cocaine instead of Meth as the drug he's producing.

#breaking bad #walter white #skyler white #breaking bad walter white #breaking bad skyler white #walt #cocaine #methamaphine #meth #drug dealer

[born-to-lose]

The Crow (1994) forever and ever

#i only saw a snippet of the trailer and the first promo photos 😭😭😭 #please stop. stop remaking iconic movies. stop casting bill skarsgård in all of them. stop remaking the crow and casting him in it. #literally nobody needed this or asked for it. stop implying brandon sucked so you need to remake it ‼‼ #gimme my cute goth rocker not this mumblerap meth dealer crowker #mel talks

[mingzisdrgongxuo]

Talked to my sister yesterday and she started crying. No idea why. We were talking about some curveball shit that requires people to adapt to other people fucking with a regular routine.

Usually noone or very few people have lights on at 430am. Last night more than 50% of them were up and awake and active through the night.

I slept through the night without interruption.

This is how alike "we" are.

#meth dealer on the land probably got a fresh batch

[joeyclaire]

#iasip #chit chats #do the people who haven't seen this ep know it's a callback to the beginning where dee and dennis tease mac for his dad being a meth dealer #ros watches sunny

[moonbeam-fox]

O u rock a triplebeam n fuck w guns cool cool why don't you ask some boys in my neighborhood how that went for them

#u aint tough son youre literally a dime a dozen around here #oh you sell meth too wow im surprised i thought coke dealers only sold coca cola #fuck outta here #my posts

[vvyrmwood]

u might think u have bad neighbours but my neighbours include guy who fucks his girlfriend at 4 am on a futon from Chernobyl (loud) and guy who won’t stop freestyle rapping at 1 am (louder)

#also a meth dealer but he has cameras and minds his business

[chainsawselfships]

I'm so curious about Tuco's hacker lapdog plsss tell me about him 🤲

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL REVEAL MY HALF-BAKED BACKSTORY (<- guy who writes smut and poetry, not plot.)

This ended up... so long somehow. I was worried that I wouldn't have much to say, but it just started pouring out of me as soon as I started typing (much of it made up on the spot 👍🏻)

Tw for violence, abuse, dubcon, and drugs (obviously lol.) I can have a dark self ship. As a treat.

I'm tentatively trying out giving my S/I a name that isn't my irl one. For whatever reason I just cannot use a name that doesn't have some connection to my irl one, so it had to start with a T at least, and hopefully this isn't weird but I wanted it to have a similar meaning to Rivera (ignore me feeding our red string of fate into our self ship canon) so I ended up on Trent!

I haven't really landed on a surname for him but I'll probably just go with something common and simple. I like how Trent Adams sounds.

Trent was born in WA in 1980, making him 22 at the beginning of B/CS and 28 at the beginning of B/rBa, although he didn't start working for Tuco until 2003 when he was 23.

Growing up, he was fascinated by media depictions of hacking, and when he was a teenager an older friend-of-a-friend (Doug) took him under his wing and taught him coding/hacking.

As an adult, Trent had trouble keeping a job and as a result borrowed quite a bit of money from Doug over the years. His debt piled up but Doug accepted small payments and Trent working odd jobs for him. Doug moved to NM in 2002 for a mysterious "job opportunity" that he wouldn't tell Trent about.

In early 2003, Doug called Trent and begged him to let him bring him to ABQ and do some work for his boss. As it turned out, Doug had been dealing for Tuco Salamanca while he'd been living in NM and he fucked up bad by getting mugged while carrying a huge amount of cash. He didn't have any way to pay Tuco back quickly enough, so in a fit of desperation he offered up Trent's services, as Trent still owed him a lot of money, so both of their debts could be squared off at once.

Tuco initially had no interest in some random guy who had no experience in the business, but Doug talked up the usefulness of having someone with hacking experience. Now, we know that Tuco can be swayed it you know how to talk to him, so he got into the idea of having his own personal hacker (not that he knew what that really means or entails as he's pretty much computer illiterate, but he likes stuff that sounds cool) and accepted Doug's offer of having Trent come work for him for free.

Doug drove all the way to WA to pick Trent up and gave him the rundown (much to his horror) during the drive back to ABQ about who Tuco is and what kind of business he deals in. He advised Trent to keep his mouth shut as much as possible and stay out of the way when Tuco's temper flared up. Naturally, Trent wanted to back out of the whole thing, but he didn't want his friend (who had helped him so much over the years) to get hurt, or potentially killed, plus the idea of squaring his debt was appealing, so he went along with it.

When Tuco and Trent met for the first time, Tuco literally laughed in his face and made fun of his stature and appearance. He obviously didn't take Trent seriously at all. Trent was offended, but too intimidated to say anything (<- which of course is a good thing as there's a good chance that Tuco would have just killed him.)

Doug put Trent up in a motel (as this whole thing was supposed to be a temporary arrangement), but Trent ended up at Tuco's place pretty much every day, as he needed a computer to work on, which Tuco provided. This had the added benefit (for Tuco at least) of letting him keep on eye on Trent.

Tuco started making passes as Trent pretty quickly, but Trent isn't great at reading social cues (he also assumed that Tuco was straight) so he kept brushing it off (but not actually turning Tuco down as he didn't realize there was an offer in the first place.) This pissed Tuco off as he felt as if he was being teased or possibly made fun of and in true Tuco fashion he flipped out. After shoving Trent into a wall, putting his knife to his throat, and accusing him of fucking with him, Tuco realized that Trent was genuinely unaware of how he'd been coming across. He found it pretty funny, and made his advances much more obvious and aggressive after that.

The beginning of their sexual relationship's consensuality was... questionable at best. Trent of course was terrified of Tuco, was his direct subordinate, and had gotten a sense of "no one says no to a Salamanca." He did find Tuco physically attractive from the first day they met, but he never had any intention of pursuing anything past a professional relationship (and he didn't even really choose that.)

Nacho got a sense of what was going on between Tuco and Trent pretty much immediately and took pity on Trent. He told him that it was for the best, as the more Tuco liked him the safer he'd be from his random violent outbursts, and the more protection he'd have from outside parties (this might seem like a cold way to comfort someone, but this was before they became friends, when Nacho viewed Trent as just another person he had to corral to keep business running smooth.)

Tuco saw Trent's presence and work very much as just a novelty for the first couple of months. Only after Trent crashed the fledgling computer network of a major competitor did Tuco realize that Trent could actually be useful to his business. This made him like Trent on a more serious level and start to want to get to know him for real. This and another incident where Tuco almost killed him (beat and strangled him while high, Tuco felt guilty about it when he sobered up) made him realize that he was actually becoming genuinely fond of him and he ended up going to Nacho for advice on how to make Trent less scared of him.

Somewhere around that time, (do I have an actual timeline worked out to make this story more clear? Hell no!) Tuco moved Trent into his house (under the guise of "keeping an eye on him", when in actuality he was beginning to feel deeply possessive over him, and let's be real, he wanted easy sexual access.)

Their relationship is (and was to an even higher extent during the beginning) closer to owner-and-pet than an equal romantic partnership. Tuco views Trent as more of a thing that he owns than a person who works for him. Tuco was, and is, extremely possessive and jealous over Trent. He's frustrated by his inability to publicly "claim" Trent due to being unable to be openly bi and struggles with letting Trent be alone with other men (Nacho and his cousins are the exception to this.)

Over time their relationship became sort of an open secret as Tuco insists on keeping Trent close even when there's no business-related reason for it, dressing Trent up how he likes (very expensive and gaudy, the complete opposite of how Trent naturally dresses), and becoming enraged any time someone insults or snubs Trent in any way. The people around them started catching on pretty quickly, but generally know better than to bring it up.

Tuco was/is very afraid of Trent betraying him (whether it be cheating on him or something to do with business) and once Lalo entered the picture, he asked him to keep an eye on Trent and report back anything suspicious.

Tuco made it crystal clear from the beginning that he would kill Trent if he tried to run or betray him, so Trent really has no intention of doing so. That doesn't stop Tuco from making him swear that he'll never betray him and that he belongs totally to him pretty much every day. No one has ever claimed that Tuco isn't exhausted to deal with, least of all Trent :^P

Alright, this is way too long. I could talk about Trent and Tuco's fucked up relationship for a year straight if you let me :^P And that's not even getting into his relatively normal friendships with Nacho, Domingo, and Rivera, and his mutually suspicious, tentative friendship/cousin-in-law-ish-thing with Lalo and the twins.

#THERE WE GO. PROPER AND FLESHED OUT S/I. SORT OF. #the usefulness of hacking in canon is. extremely questionable. as well as my knowledge of early 2000s computers and hacking practices :^P #BUT I find the thought of a bunch of rival meth dealers getting fucked over by some rando with a computer really funny. so here we are. #🥊🚬 #asks